December 24th, 2010

12 Days of Guido – Remember that Election?

A look back at the very best of Guy New’s coverage of the 2010 General Election:


263 Comments

  1. 1
    Chator & Morley says:

    What a great time it was.Prison was just a place where ordinary people went.

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  2. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be the baby jesus.

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    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      At least he not a liar like Cameron or Clegg, these two will rip you underwear off if you go near them, you will not even realise it.

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    • 11
      Smig says:

      You can’t even get that right. It’s TOMORROW you bong-eyed, incompetent, jockinese waste of DNA.

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    • 38

      When the wise men bring you a gift gold, please try not to sell it off at the bottom of the market.

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    • 142
      13eastie says:

      Only 120 days ’til Good Friday.

      Crucification? Good. One cross each…

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      • 190
        Cameron's Choice says:

        The Taliban’s Tet Offensive has begun.

        We either stop wasting our soldiers’ lives on the doomed American occupation of Afghanstan or we send more body bags.

        Time to go.

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        • 203
          AC1 says:

          Well I hope the Taliban is as militarily successful as the Tet offensive was for the VC…

          Namely 80% casualties and no ground gained…

          This time we the MSM won’t be able to lie.

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          • Cameron's Choice says:

            The Taliban have obviously decided they would continue to take casualties anyway from the American cowards hiding in the Nevada desert remotely controlling drones that drop bombs on Afghan weddings so they might as well take the Yanks head on. And as you know, the Tet Offensive led to the Americans running away from Vietnam with their tails between their legs, as will happen in Afghanistan.

            It is called bravery, AC1. Something you know nothing about.

            Merry Christmas coward.

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          • smoggie says:

            You can’t even spell Afghanistan. Some expert, huh!

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          • Cameron Drinks Troops' Blood Fucking Vampire says:

            And a Merry Christmas to you too Smoggie you miserable manic depressive c unt!

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  3. 5
    Chator & Morley says:

    Jim Sheridan is another honest Labour MP.Elliot and i are right behind him,as long as we are in differnt cells.

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    • 15
      Berlusconi says:

      At least he fucks women, not boys.

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    • 26
      Ken Clarke - EU loving idiot says:

      Sorry, no more room at the Inn. They’ll have to be given community sentences.

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      • 37
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Infamy! Infamy! There’s no room at the Infamy!

        Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year even for TaT and Fabian Droids.

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    • 76
      More English stupidity says:

      who the fuck is JIM Sheridan you muppet ?

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      • 90
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Get over yourself. Its not as if its an insult to Scotland to not know the loopiest so-called politician in Scotland.

        hahahahhha ha. and your answer … an MP for a constituency only 20 miles from Troon. “James Sheridan (born 24 November 1952) is a British Labour Party politician who has been the Member of Parliament (MP) for Paisley & Renfrewshire North since 2005.”

        On the other hand, apart from a big TV he’s not been fingered for expenses.

        “Asked by The Daily Telegraph about his expense claims, he said his constituency was too far from London to commute.”

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      • 152
        Chator & Morley says:

        When he’s not perjuring or pimping we call him tommy.Jim is his lying,cheating and dishonest Labour MP name.

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  4. 6
    Wavy Davy says:

    Today I won’t sack any Liberal Democrats, even if they call me a cun’t.

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  5. 12
    First version of this year's Queen's Christmas Message says:

    “This year, you finally got rid of that awful fucking mong Brown. Took you long enough. I was on the verge of kicking the fucker out myself.”

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    • 20
      Smig says:

      Second draft:

      My loyal subjects. It is with great happiness and joy that I have instructed my loyal and most courageous generals and chiefs of staff to instigate a military coup.

      We have at this time placed all members of the cabinet under house arrest pending execution for treason. For too long and with great sadness I have watched our most noble and sovereign nation be whittled down to a shell of its former self.

      Please remain calm at this time. Eastenders will follow this broadcast and your Christmas Day will carry on as normal. Please take time to celebrate that we are about to free ourselves of the insidious and evil European Union.

      Fellow Heads of State throughout Europe will be joining me in a conference call to discuss the termination of the European Superstate Project. Those with strong economies will be offered the opportunity to rid themselves of the Euro and join the Pound.

      You may witness some of your neighbours being questioned at length by military and civil police forces. Do not be alarmed. We seek only to rid ourselves of the cancer of socialism.

      There will be hard times ahead, but we will triumph over the tyranny of New Labour and Blue Labour. Britain will once again be great.

      I wish you all a very happy Christmas.

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  6. 13
    Smig says:

    The past wasn’t so bad.

    Then a bunch of thieves and charlatans convinced the rest of us that money was a great idea.

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  7. 14
    Old Arsehole says:

    Up for some fingering and banging up 16yr old schoolboys this Crimbo, Gaydo? Meet up usual place?

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    • 129
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      No doubt you will be cracking one off up some dark back passage, saddo !!

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      • 130
        BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

        Sorry, above comment was for comment 14 “old Arsehole”…….. Merry Christmas !

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  8. 16
    a new low says:

    Gordon Brown: a hero of 2010 for his dignity in defeat.

    We all know he was a flawed PM, but Britain needs Gordon Brown’s faith in international economic co-operation.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/dec/24/gordon-brown-hero-2010

    Fucking hell the twats at the Grauniad are as deluded as the Hunt himself.

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    • 17
      a new low says:

      • This article will be open to comments from 9am

      09:10 – No it won’t, they still can’t bring themselves to open it up to comments.

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    • 24
      Socialists = Sociopaths says:

      ‘Flawed’ ?? He should have been floored ten years ago and we wouldn’t have been in such a mess now.

      Forget his (a)moral compass; he should have used an accurate calculator.

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      • 69
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Only 47 comments so far.

        Did McMental pen the article himself. Sycophantic nonsense, Brown’s departure was stage managed, no questions from the press, used his kids as human shields.

        He doesn’t vote, he is never seen in public, he wasn’t in London for a wedding this week. Did the family only invite Sarah? Is the Hunt in a secure ward or in a safe house 24/7.

        Perhaps he is only seen watching Raith Rovers, yet no-one appears to have the balls to Tweet that they have seen Gordon.

        But why no pictures of he great man since his well earned electoral disaster? Brown is hidden away from the public.

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    • 68
      CHAV STATUS SYMBOL says:

      Dignity in Defeat ! My arse
      he stayed locked in Downing street for ten fuckin days
      while his scum sucking leaches like Mandelscum tried in desperation to worm a deal out of the Glib-Dems
      before he was forced to leave
      there was No dignity there !

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    • 164
      Madness says:

      The only decent thing we ever got from Scotland was the crankies.

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      • 251
        centre of excellence says:

        no scotland produced genius in science and the arts and and world leading manufactures and whisky……then GB… and by then it was doomed

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    • 250
      fuck the guardian says:

      this guardianista bitch is mental

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  9. 18
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS !!

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    • 22
      CallMeDave, Billy 'traitor' Vague, Osborne & chums says:

      British windmills from Tory companies for British hillsides and British waters.

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      • 40
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        There are no firms in the UK making windmills – Pillock

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        • 45
          Court of Public Opinion says:

          It doesn’t matter where they are made, follow the money. Dolt.

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          • Archer Karcher says:

            Ah, that would be Chermany by the Chermanians with billions of British taxpayers pounds. The good news is that the power companies are Cherman and Franch too, so they get billions more in subsidies from the British taxpayers. But just to make it entirely fair, non renewable sources must pay extra carbon taxes forcing up the price of British coal, so as to make ‘renewables’ competitive. Good game eh? I believe the phrase is ‘all in it together’.

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      • 71
        genghiz the kahn says:

        British windmills for British power from British hillsides and British waters.

        But there is no British wind for British windmills in freezing winter fogs.

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        • 99
          They're all Hoons says:

          Currently generating a whopping 1% of UK power requirements.

          http://www.bmreports.com/bsp/bsp.php#generation_by_fuel_type_table

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          • Christopher Booker reported earlier this week that the current output was 0.2% averaged over the cold spell, when there was little or no wind.

            Contrast that with the 2-3% that we were importing from France, and it seems that the ‘rush for wind’ is just so much Huhnery.

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          • Archer Karcher says:

            That 0.2% is with thousands of the useless things dotted about the country and surrounding sea, all generating jack shit.
            Still we can look forward to a time when we have tens of thousands, all generating jack shit and ‘earning’ their owners billions in subsidy, if they are working or not.
            It used to be called extortion, now it’s called renewable energy.

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    • 23
      Gordon Brown is the Jobby Master says:

      Surely you mean British jobbies, Gordon?

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    • 252
      centre of excellence says:

      that would be public sector box ticking non jobs,right

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  10. 25
    I'm not happy says:

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  11. 30
    Tom Tomos says:

    Guido, who is Guy New? Are you going to make it a New Year’s Resolution to get a grip of apostrophes?

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  12. 33
    Centre Parting says:

    Anyone else think the Pope sounds like a friend of Chris Bryant?

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  13. 39
    The Beast of Christmas past says:

    From that film it is sooooooo obvious that Tory Bear is one of Boris Johnsons many love children

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  14. 43
    Sir William Waad says:

    Merry Christmas everbody and, if you’re driving today, put that laptop down and concentrate on the road!

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  15. 44
    Anonymous says:

    How much longer do we have to put up with this arrogant BERK?

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  16. 52
    anonymous says:

    just like to wish all the politicians tuning in a very merry fuck off you sleasy bastard sort of christmas – we’ll get you you criminals

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  17. 55
    FUK U HO says:

    Harrow !
    We send you ten mirrion viagra tabrets
    coz u hav trouble wiv your erections

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  18. 56
    SkyDesk says:

    hey, we know you’re having problems travelling but our main news today is about a woman who has been killed by a dog in London – can only happen here in the capital eh! When interviewed the dog’s parents said it was a bit ruff but that their dogchild (name withheld for dog protection reasons) was a nice little doggy

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  19. 59

    Today I will be wanking off to pictures of Dave.

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  20. 63
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Sarah Sarah look !
    I’ve laid an egg

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  21. 64
    Murdocks Press says:

    Tommy Sheridan heading back to prison.

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  22. 65
    GEOFF HOON 07796938196 says:

    Anybody wanting to wish “The right Hoonourable Geoff Hoon ”
    A Merry Christmas and a very prosperous new year
    give him a ring his number is 07796938196

    i’m sure he would love to hear from you !

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  23. 75
    No Pasaran says:

    Wavy Davy sings The Little Xmas Tree.

    “Oh xmas tree, oh xmas tree, what gifts are at your trunk for me ?”

    The xmas tree then shimmered bright. And formed a message in the light.

    “For you I give a pair of balls, your spineless ways do quite appall”
    “You need to fight the locust swarm. Of EU crap and ‘global warm’”
    “You need to bludgeon SDPs. Or they’ll sink you when voters freeze”
    “We trees are used to dogs’ cocked legs. But Britons fight when told to beg…”

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  24. 79
    Eco Dave says:

    George, GEORGE look!! Nick Clegg is giving me a bullyramming.

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  26. 89
    The Conservative's Glory Years....when we believed anything was possible says:

    Nobody agrees with Nick ;Brown has performed his greatest “McAvity” Impersonation ever and “Dave” given the “Premiership” fails to convince his party or country…………………………..meanwhile storm clouds gather over the Coalition and the year that promised so much ends in a frozen paralysis of riots,,dissent and paranoia

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    • 114
      Opiate of the people says:

      “…of riots,,dissent and paranoia..”

      but enough about my addled brain, how are you all doing?

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  27. 92
    Sres says:

    I’d forgotten about the car crash at that opening event… haha summed up the Labour campaign

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  28. 93
    Last Days of Tiramisu says:

    I see the queen is earning her keep this year by commenting on sport in her christmas message to the weary and forlorn of UK. Well that’s a thrill. She’ll be guest pundit on Match of the Day soon. FFS get rid of them

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  29. 97
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Tell the kids. Santa’s coming…

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track3d.html

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    • 112
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Daddy! Daddy! Why do the video’s of Santa’s progress have “(C) Copyright 2008″ at the bottom?

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      • 136
        who's shooting santa? says:

        daddy daddy what are all those streaking things across the sky when santa stops over a town and makes the deliveries….they looks like tracer fire! daddy what scumbags are trying to shoot down santa?

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  30. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If a week is a long time in politics ………

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  31. 101
    Up shit creek says:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a coalition love-in DVD…..

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    • 102
      Up shit creek says:

      On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… two coalition partners, and a coalition love-in DVD.

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  32. 105
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll be Santa.

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  33. 106
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tomorrow I will be Harriet Harman.

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  34. 109
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tonight while Sarah is sleeping
    I will empty my sack into her stockings

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  35. 110
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Vince thread : http://bit.ly/elusEY

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  36. 111
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Nick Clegg is overjoyed at his present from the Camerons !

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_awPZVUY1r9A/S9mljYLd9kI/AAAAAAAAALE/cwwuk9xiCo4/s1600/LiNick+Clegg+Perve.jpg

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  37. 118
    Top Telegraph Totty says:

    BREAKING : Lib Dem Danny Alexander claims in Telegraph sting that “Osborne is basically King Herod”, while Lynne Featherstone claims she is “the penicillin to Theresa May’s bacteria”

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    • 134
      Festive Firkin says:

      love the way the lib dims always try to take the moral high ground, like they are some sort of saviours instead of sad nonentities.

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  38. 119
    where is it? says:

    No caption comp this week? Come on Guido, we’re more important than wrapping presents and defrosting a goose.

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  39. 122
    Clarence says:

    Surreal moment of the year: just spotted Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper wandering down Alton High Street. He looked thoroughly hacked off; she looked flustered.

    He has a very large head although he looked comparatively normal. No one paid them the slightest bit of attention – that must have hurt his ego.

    He was carrying a red plastic sledge under his arm. I wonder if he will claim it against his Parliamentary expenses?

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  40. 125
    The Diary of the wife of a full time MP says:

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    • 126
      South of the M4 says:

      That’s funny because I doubt any of them will be thinking of you.

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    • 145
      13eastie says:

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      • 147
        13eastie says:

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        • 150
          @ Ed Miliband says:

          Fuck it -should know how to post on here by now !!

          Ewa is sure that, in real life, you is a really nice and decent guy , Ed , honey x .

          Havin said that , pleeeze fuck off an die , darlin .

          Shalom E xx .

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        • 162
          smoggie says:

          The wimp is in in denial.

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        • 176
          YOUNIUN LEEDER BOB CROW says:

          YES COMRADE! R £4.8 TRILLION DET WAS CORSED THE WORLD OVER! AND BI FATCHUR.

          NUFFIN 2 DOO WIV LAYBUR!

          WOTS A £750BILLEEUN STRUCTUAL DEFISIT? WE CAN AFORD THAT.

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          • Gideon Osborne Chancellor and Benefit Fraudster who stole public funds says:

            Well done Tory troll, keep banging on about the last adminsitration so nobody notices what a fuck up I am making of this one.

            Thanks.

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        • 200
          AC1 says:

          I wonder who controls the volume of debt???

          Is it
          a) Banks
          Or
          b) The regulator one Gordo Brown, who called the debtapocolype economic growth?

          If you answered (a), I suggest you stop thinking the BBC has any informational content.

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          • AC1's fixed narrative is falling apart says:

            The financial meltdown was lender induced.

            That is a fact. Which torpedoes your argument.

            Merry Christmas dimwit.

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    • 148
      Twatter Control says:

      Thinking of all the families who have lost loved ones in Liebour’s illegal wars in Iraq and Afghanistan too ???

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      • 169
        EU, bailouts, nannying, muzzies, corrupt MPs & me? No thanks. says:

        Are they the very same wars the compliant Conservatives voted for too? The whole Parliamentary estate was masturbating itself in to a war footing yet a million people in London tried to tell them the error of their ways, and they all refused to listen. Of course the 646 people inside decided they knew better.

        How good is that?

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        • 185
          We Are Tories We Love War Working Class People Die in Wars Lovely says:

          More Tories voted for the Iraq war than Labour ones.

          Says a lot about the Tories and what a bunch of war criminals they are.

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  41. 128
    David Milliband says:

    Remeber that erection ? Sadly not.

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  42. 140
    Guido Tweet says:

    “When a 3-year-old specifies what she wants with the degree of precision that Ms Fawkes did… failure is not an option for Santa Claus.”

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  43. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Heater Mills parents have bought her a new wooden leg for Christmas. It isn’t her main present – just a stocking filler!!!!

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  44. 149
    @ Ed Miliband says:

    Ewa is sure that, in real life, you is a really nice and decent guy , Ed , honey x .

    Havin said that , pleeeze fuck off an die , darlin .

    Shalom E xx .

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    • 192
      nell says:

      C’mon ewanme ed has just stabbed his bro in the back. The last thing he is , is a nice and decent guy!!!

      However it’s Xmas.

      Let’s wish them both, and tommy sheridan, and the student rioters including aaron porter, and the rest of the left wing world, a Happy Xmas!!!

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  45. 151
    The ModBot says:

    This site is Kerrrplunked.

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  46. 153
    Mr Cameron, Chief Afghan heroin says:

    Free Afghan heroin for everyone, my treat!

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    • 155
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      Hey !! It started in America under Tony’s watch !!

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      • 178
        Afghan heroin before foreign troops invaded zero, since occupation number 1 heroin producer in world says:

        So that’s all right then, let’s just keep that Afghan heroin coming, eH?

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        • 191
          An inconvenient truth from the BBC says:

          Afghanistan’s crop of 3,656 metric tons accounted for 72% of the world’s illicit opium in 2000.

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1590827.stm

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          • Afghan Heroin Exports Run and Profited from by the CIA to fund black ops says:

            According to the US State Department *guffaw*

            Not according to the United Nations who in praised the Taliban for their successful poppy eradication programme.

            And just because that false propaganda was regurgatated by the BBC you believe it?

            Silly boy.

            The figures you offer are false. Nice try though.

            Today, Afghan heroin accounts for 93% of all the heroin in the world, since the occupation the exportation of heroin has risen by 800%.

            It is good to see that I have scared the fucking shit out of CIA stooges like you to such a degree that you felt the need to come here and post your false propaganda.

            I win, you lose.

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  47. 154
    Scrouge Cameron PM says:

    Hi everyone

    just popped by to remind you VAT is going up soon – so have a good Christmas, I know I will … hohoho

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  48. 156
    I Hate New Labour says:

    A timely reminder that most of what those three scum bags uttered was a complete lie.

    Their grasp for power was the only thing they cared about.

    I wish them all an exceedingly unpleasant 2011.

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  49. 158
    Vince Clayballs says:

    Thooo Daygh
    I is mowstly trying to kheep mhy fhoot out of myh mowff

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  50. 170
    Polly Toynbee's dildo says:

    Normally I post as Ruth Kelly’s plaything, but that i/d attracts constant modding so I thought that, in the festive spirit, we might imagine that Ruth may have passed on her trusty orgasmist to a friend.

    The point was that I’d like to wish everyone on here a merry Christmas and a happy new year. It being Christmas I make no exceptions, even for TAT and London M/u/s/l/i/m – afficionados will recognise how far that stretches Christian charity.

    Best wishes to you, too, Guido, for giving the platform for all the fun and games we have here.

    My usual misanthropy will return on January 2nd.

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    • 171
      Polly Toynbee's dildo says:

      Didn’t work – I got modded!

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      • 174
        Al = TaT says:

        9/11 was an inside job by the spacelizards!! WHOOP!! WHOOOP! WHOOOOOP!

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        • 179
          173's Nurse says:

          Yes, that’s right dear, now if you could just go back into your lovely room with its special thick padded wallpaper and put this comfy jacket on and everything will be okay.

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          • nell says:

            Happy Christmas and loadsalove to Everybody!!

            Have a Really Good Day tomorrow!!

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          • Tin Foil Tat Watch says:

            178 is too fucking stupid to realise he’s being mocked

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          • Ratsniffer says:

            The prezzies have been opened…the t urkey is in the oven…the ch ampagne is chilling. Am getting five minutes peace away from the mother in l aw. Happy christmas, one and all.

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        • 210
          Tapestry says:

          The lizards bit is so ridiculous that you reject the 911 inside job bit as well. This is classic managed dissent. You seem to have fallen for it. Or you are part of it.

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  51. 175
    jgm2 says:

    I agree with Nick Griffin!

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  52. 180
    Prime Minister of Great Britain (Liar and Expense Thief:First Class) says:

    I would like to make the following important yuletide statement:

    The person held in Afghanistan is a member of the Iranian Republican Army…eh, he’s not? But the Times said he was….shit.

    Great Britain was the junior partner in the Battle of Britain…what, we weren’t? We stood alone against the Nazi hordes… fuck.

    Iran has nuclear weapons… hold on a minute….they don’t? Oh for fuck’s sake Andy, I know you were a wizz at tapping people’s phones but your intel is just fucking woeful. Stop making me look like a dozey c unt or you are sacked you useless fuck.

    My name’s Dave, I am a liar and benefit fraudster (TRUE)

    Merry Christmas everyone!

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  53. 181
    Santa says:

    How come on Christmas eve the telly is ALWAYS shite?

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  54. 186
    Gordon Brown (Still Prime Minister) says:

    The one I so convincingly won in May to be returned as Prime Minister? Of course I do

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  55. 187
    Dr David Viner senior research scientist at the climatic research unit 20 March 2000 says:

    “Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,”

    http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/snowfalls-are-now-just-a-thing-of-the-past-724017.html

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    • 213
      The Polar Express says:

      Oh dear…..yet another research thesis trashed !!!!! At this rate they’ll all have to return their “Doctorates”

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  56. 196
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll be bathing my boys.

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  57. 197
    Xmas Fairy says:

    To all the regulars on the blog, Merry Xmas. x

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  58. 198
    cheesy knob says:

    merry xmas guido

    awesome website

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  59. 202
    Mandy says:

    Democracy? Don’t talk to me about democracy.
    Were it not for democracy, New Labour wouldn’t have been strangled at birth.

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  60. 207
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like to wish everyone a merry christmas. I look forward to serving as your prime minister for another year.

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  61. 209
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  62. 211
    Tapestry says:

    Pope’s Christmas Message – Child Rape Is Normal. Happy Christmas, Everybody.

    http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/12/popes-christmas-message-child-rape-is.html

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    Tapestry says:

    The Pope’s ensuring that Christmas will be miserable for many people this year by advocating things he shouldn’t be.

    http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/12/popes-christmas-message-child-rape-is.html

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    Charles Kennedy says:

    I’ll drink to that.

    Whatever that is.

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  65. 221
    TRENCHERBONE says:

    Can anybody give me a link to the posts after this one
    i dont know if it’s my computer thats fucked up or this blog
    i had later posts yesterday but lost them and since have not been able to get them back

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      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Vince thread below .

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      One of the great mysteries of the universe ........... says:

      Happens all the while…it’s the blog most times. You could try clearing your “cache” and re-loading page to see if that works..or just leave it and 90% of the time when you click on site again in bookmarks the later thread will appear as if by magic.It’s one of Guidos quirks and a complete mystery…..much like his comments sequencing which goes haywire quite regularly and his “modbot” which is a complete law unto itself letting profanities through but stopping quite innocent phrases

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  66. 222
    Red Breasted Robin says:

    Happy Christmas Guido, hope you have fun emptying your sacks :D

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  67. 223
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Merry Christmas Guido and all that read the site , I hope Santa brought you everything you wanted.

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  68. 224
    Ratsniffer says:

    The prezzies have been opened…the turkey is in the oven…the champagne is chilling. Am relaxing for five minutes peace away from the mother in law. Happy christmas, one and all.

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      In celebration of Blair's Human Rights Act says:

      AND …….no doubt a nice little damages claim will follow against the UK government if they try to deport him back to Albania after sentencing/ serving his sentence if convicted for infringing his human rights…..????

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    Gordon o' the Steamin' Breeks says:

    Och!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Guardian are still on fuckin drugs

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/dec/24/gordon-brown-hero-2010

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      TRENCHERBONE says:

      As i posted before absolutly no dignity in defeat
      after baracading himself into no10 because he lost the election he had people actually going round telling the world that even though he didn’t win the party that did didn’t have an overall majority so he was not going anywhere and he had scum like Mandelson Straw and others trying to strike a deal wiith Clegg just so he could stay there
      a vile man !

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        Cameron Drinks Troops' Blood Fucking Vampire says:

        As i posted before absolutly no dignity in defeat
        after Cameron baracaded himself into no10 having failed to win the election he had people actually going round telling the world that even though he didn’t win the party that did didn’t have an overall majority so he was not going anywhere and he had scum like Andy Coulson and Steve Hiltron and others trying to strike a deal wiith Clegg just so he could stay there
        a vile man !

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    Tom Baldwin says:

    Guido Fawkes would like to wish a happy christmas to you all, along with a happy new year, hopefuly one in which Labour will retake control of our great country

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    Postlethwaite says:

    He mentioned the w-word – yes wikileaks, he did, he did !

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  74. 242
    So Sad Too Bad says:

    Tin foil Watch is too fucking stupid to realise everyone is laughing at him and think he is a twat.

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  75. 243
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be Frosty the Snowman.

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    EX PM says:

    where’s” the lord of the pies” ( my quote TM) prescott these days…answers on a postcard please to A. Blair 24 Connaught Sq London W2. i need him to teach me croquet

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