December 23rd, 2010

Son of Brown


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Son of Brown indeed !!!


  2. 2
    one word says:



  3. 3
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Get out me hankie!!


  4. 4
    we're a piper doon says:


  5. 5
    gawain says:

    Does he think he is the Queen for Pete’s sake?


    • 17
      Hugh G. Rection says:

      No, just A queen…


      • 64
        Hugh Janus says:

        What utterly pretentious crap. I suppose he expects us all to sit down at 3pm and watch such drivel? Which planet is this Hoon from? As if anyone in their right mind could give a toss about him and his shabby party of wreckers and incompetents.


  6. 6
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Merry Crimas and a Snappy New Years all round.


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  8. 9
    Lib Dumbs says:

    Nothing tio see here…. Move on


  9. 10
    Ed Milliband says:

    Why is this not tagged totty watch Guido ?


  10. 11
    Sir William Waad says:

    Watching that, I felt that somebody was walking over my grave.


    • 103
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Too creepy for words. “Christmas is a special time, to relax, to reflect.”

      Is that an inane observation from Ed, or an order?


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just out of intrest , Who paid for this ?


    • 37
      bastards says:

      We all did!


      • 107
        Tessa Tickles says:

        To be fair, I think it was made with an £80 Nikon Coolpix.

        Let’s check his expenses in a month or two.


        • 149
          Archer Karcher says:

          If politicians were cheap cameras, which would Ed be?


          • Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

            The broken one that produces blank pictures?


          • Call me Infidel says:

            A Zenit? Or a Praktica? Fine examples of Soviet Bloc engineering comrade.


          • NeverRed says:

            A throwaway.


          • Tessa Tickles says:

            A broken Zenit, with a 50mm f/3.5 lens full of fungus.


          • Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

            Call me Infidel traduces the Praktika. It was my first SLR, a real chunk of a no-nonsense casting, machined rather well, with superb East German optics (proper Carl Zeiss, Jena, kit, from the factory that the Russians overran; none of your excellent but not quite as good West German Zeiss stuff).

            It’s in the loft now, but gave me years of great service. Later Jap stuff wasn’t really that much better. At some point I began to go to art galleries to learn more about composition etc and was so bowled over by what I saw that I more or less abandoned photography and adopted art-gazing.

            Which camera would Ed be?

            Any cheap disposable picked at random from a heap of similar duds, all beyond their ‘best before’ date.


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    Rudolf says:

    What’s underneath that tree? A year’s supply of Vicks nasal spray from his non-wife? Poisoned chocolates from his big brother?


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    D Milliband says:



  14. 16
    TWATS 'R' US says:

    Where do they get thses twats from?


  15. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am so proud Ed .


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    Red Ed's Thoughts says:

    Why would his thoughts be with the troops in Stan over Christmas? He’s not in the army, he’s not a government minister, he hasn’t got any friends or relatives in the army, he has no say in their duties and he wasn’t even in the army cadets.

    Is he merely saying this because he think it sounds politically correct and will win him votes? Surely not.


    • 26
      Gollum says:

      You don’t have any friends


    • 35
      Engineer says:

      He was part of the government that sent them there, but didn’t really define the mission.

      What you see is a guilty conscience.


    • 42
      bastards says:

      It’s the only mode of operation these dumb fucks know.


    • 80
      Angry says:

      Agreed it’s because he thinks that what we plebs want to hear; him being statesmanlike. Whatever happened to Ed and David; their father would be horrified. Both voted for a war when surely war is a bayonet with a worker at both ends.

      Red Ed is a creepy little boy who should be working as a teacher or some such profession. Glad he’s Liebour leader as with him they are in reality leaderless.


    • 98
      Unsworth says:

      Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army. And probably the Navy and the Air Force, or whatever remains of them. They’d probably be very pleased to see him there and send him for a little tour round Helmand in a Snatch Landrover.

      Mind you, the paperwork would be endless if anything were to happen to the boy.


      • 117
        Hugh Janus says:

        “Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army.”

        Ditto the RAF. However, if it’s any comfort he’s not alone, because most of our nappy-wearing politicians who have never put on a uniform are loathed and detested. The socialist lot are the worst, because they despise uniforms but go out of their way to praise troops whenever the opportunity arises. I suppose we shouldn’t expect anything else from two-faced creeps.


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          the cupboard was bare says:

          CallMeDave must be going down a bomb too.


          • Unsworth says:

            Well, he’s certainly received and perceived rather better than the boy Miliband and his insane predecessor.


          • Aunt Hilda's Reg says:

            you might think that cupboard but I doubt david cameron comes over in the same condescending way little Ed does and Gordon was so smarmy in his back handed praise of the ‘soldiers’ each and every one of them must have been repulsed by his double talking two faced syntax made all the worse by his prevarication and obfuscation regarding the defence budget cuts he presided over. At least the top ecehelon tories with experience don’t even begin to pretend they really know what its like to put your life on the line and in my not inconsiderable experience go down quite well in mess.


      • 142
        Anonymous says:

        Paperwork? Wouldn’t they just put as much as they could in plastic bags and hose away the rest?


        • 240
          Anonymous says:

          Cameruin – condescending, don’t be silly he had special “Don’t rile the Plebeian” lessons at Eton. Not forced to actually learn anything about them of course, just how to fool them into believing you give a phuq and that “We are all in this together”; just long enough to relieve them of a ballot paper.

          You lot know the game is already up for this bunch of chinless, inbred aristo banjo-pluckers. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

          Vince doesn’t have a nuclear option but he did just drop a lit fag on a slow- burning fuse.


          • Tolpuddle martyr says:

            The Coalition is far from perfect, but anyone who expected two parties to rule the country without basic policy disagreements is extremely naive.
            Harking back to old class divisions when discussing politicians is boring, predictable and rather pathetic.Especially when the Labour party contains so many MPs who have inherited wealth and attended private schools just the same as their Tory counterparts.
            And those old Labour stalwarts who feign dislike of elitism and class divisions are usually the first to accept peerages and elevation to the House of Lords.


          • Happy Christmas says:

            given your regular input Anon calling cameron condescending comes a bit rich…strange as it may seem you don’t need lessons to recognise plebs…smell and syntax generally suffice. Shame the chinless wit you arbitrarily dispense doesn’t match the class of your subjects.


          • RedEd's mother's crusty pissflaps says:

            Utter C U N T bubble – that’s you that is


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          Unsworth says:

          I guess British Military Service is an unknown to you. You would not believe the vast amount of paper an Army can generate – and when it comes to Boards of Inquiry the whole thing escalates like crazy. It would be nice to think that the boy could be disposed of relatively simply, but I fear that’s most unlikely – and it would all drag on for about a decade.


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    Terrible But True says:

    Those that can, do.

    Those that can’t, spin.

    Those that can’t even spin well… come up with such as this.


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    nell says:

    Not exactly full of festive cheer was he? He could have been giving a eulogy at a funeral.

    But then perhaps he was thinking of his brother who has abandoned him and gone to ameri ca to celebrate xmas with people who won’t stab him in the back like ed did.


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    Anonymous says:

    He’s got “psycho-nutter-bastard” written all over him. If I ran into that in a pub, I would leave without finishing my drink out of self preservation (possibly throwing up in the gutter just outside just to get the whiff out of my nostrils).


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    Hugh Jardon says:

    Word is that for an encore, he pulls his foreskin over his head and disappears up his own prick.


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    Gordon says:

    Come on me old son. You can do it.


  22. 32
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Who the hell is this Ed Milliband ? , I have not bumped into him at any parties .


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    Red Ed says:


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    Hugh Janus says:

    Sorry this O/T – but there is a God:

    Couldn’t have happened to a more unpleasant bloke!


    • 48
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Not Even Gordon ?


    • 51
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahah….taxi for Sheridan?


    • 55
      a new low says:

      What a Hunt. He turned on the waterworks in court.

      “But in a moment which capped all the drama which this case has seen, he paused, to hold back tears with a choking note on his voice. “I’m frightened of you. I’m frightened of you because you can do something that the NoW will never be able to do. You can separate me from my wife. You can make me break a promise to my daughter that I would spend Christmas with her,” he said.

      He broke down again as he spoke. There was a cry of “come on Tommy” from the packed court room.”


      • 73
        Rogue Projectile says:

        Bloody hell, now there’s vomit all over the computer screen. Mind you, it makes a change from coffee or wine.


      • 81
        Engineer says:

        What a hypocrite. Shag around, and then cry about being separated from his wife?

        That must have really earned the judge’s contempt.


      • 106
        Cynical-old-bag says:

        That’s all he has left. To throw himself on their mercy (if there is any – and I do hope there is not). Just proves that these low-life scum will stoop to any depths to protect their non-existent integrity.


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        ST says:

        Is that “come on Tommy” as in “come on Tommy, off to gaol with you.” ?


    • 110
      Unsworth says:

      He’s another Scotch nancy nutter, too. Mind you, she might have been fun to get to know. Bang the lying bastard up in Barlinnie (or have they closed it now?).

      And the jury took as long as six and half hours to convict? Were they on double-time or something?


      • 138
        jgm2 says:

        Reluctant to convict ‘one of their own’.


        • 223
          Where was jgm2 on election night ? says:

          Well they did you racist prat. As usual unable to make any comment on any subject without bringing up your hatred for the scots. What a wanker you have such massive chips on your shoulder loooooosserrrrrr


          • Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

            Tried inspecting your own shoulder lately, pal?


          • looters/socialshits says:

            What a joke, ‘racism’. I don’t think much of we scots either — nanny state tit sucking socialist losers for the most part. jgm2 is right about corruption in Scottish politics anyway – rotten to the core, makes westminster look good. Good job of perpetuating the stereotype of chippy jocks, though.


    • 151
      Nigel S says:

      Anybody else hear the astonishing hagiographic report on BBC R4 18:00 news. Was I dreaming? A new low even for them.


      • 185
        looters/socialshits says:

        You weren’t dreaming — they produced a massive onion: Poor old Tommy, just an everyday kinda demagogue. A ‘redistributor’ (spit) with a heart of gold.


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    The White Eared Elephant says:

    I want to wish you an early grave.


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    Mr Plum says:

    He could a wore a santa suit or something, do 4×2′s do christmas


  27. 54
    Olly boy says:

    No it’s not just you Guido.

    What a tit.


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    Anonymous says:

    Insincere, didn’t seem at all connected with the first 20 seconds of ‘his’ speech, odd phonetic emphasis (eg “trudging through snow AND ice”), actually said that (only in) Britain would people ‘reach out’ to friends & those without families.

    So, deceitful, insincere, could have been delivered by either of the two last Prime Ministers. At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…


    • 61
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      ” At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…”



      • 112
        Unsworth says:

        The upper half of his face seems always to be completely motionless – like Botox o/d or something. But the close-set eyes seem to swivel as if motor driven. Is he some sort of genetic throwback?


        • 168
          another sandwich for the big fat bastard in the santa suit please says:

          the birdshit that clobbered his hair paralysed his upper kisser…mind you a spade would have done a better body job overall.


        • 242
          Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

          YES!!! It’s the eyes – staring intently with a lunatic’s intensity of focus – they are the clue to the man!


          • Rufus Stone says:

            The eyes are the only part of the brain visible externally. These eyes look blank, so I can only assume the main part of the brain is the same.


  29. 63
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:


    Like a politburo operative who’s father is a General.

    I suppose a marxist professor who fought for the Soviets will do.

    Humourless bastard.


  30. 71
    Mr Panache says:

    You’ve either got or you haven’t got style.
    If you got it, you stand out a mile.


  31. 72
    Polly Toynbee says:

    My knickers are getting damp ……


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    Engineer says:

    A politician with no experience of life outside politics making a politician’s speech.

    Frankly, there are better actors around. Bliar was a good actor – that’s why he got away with it for so long. This feller can’t act. He can’t do sincerity because he doesn’t know what it is. He can only do spinning the politician’s line of the day.


  33. 78
    cheesy knob says:

    the room sounded echo– no one ever went in it.



  34. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Eddy Boybands eyes are too close together


  35. 82
    SaltPetre says:

    It looks like someone hastily plonked a plastic Christmas tree in the corner of a dentist’s waiting room…and said ‘Let’s film it here’ !


  36. 83
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight i will be Ed Millibands bodyguard.


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    One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers says:

    David Cameron, George Osborne, Nick Clegg, Danny Alexander, Ed Miliband, David Miliband and Guido Fawkes do, of course, fall into the latter category.


    • 92
      Gordon Brown says:

      Your Maths is as good as mine .


      • 95
        One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers says:

        You clearly fall into the latter category.


        • 275
          PD77 says:

          Watch out for Harridan Harmsmen and her PC brigade One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers, you either will be given an award for missing out the ladies or pilloried for forgetting to be gender inclusive!

          Mind you old Jacky Boy did make it on to an all woman short list so there may be some leeway if you use that as your defence.


  38. 91
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who is fatter , Lady Dale , Guido Fawkes or Tom watson ?


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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      City of Vice says:

      Ironically, the real Brown video is even funnier….

      How the hell did a wanker like him end up running the country?


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    Sir William Waad says:

    I kept waiting for him to brandish an AK-47 and tell us why he felt compelled to cleanse the world of the evil scum who scoffed at the will of whoever……


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    DAVE Call Me Fuckin Useless Cameron ! says:

    My Christmas message to Ed and Gordon
    Eat Shit and Die
    you useless pair of wankers !


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    Thummary of Ed's Kwithmas Metthage says:

    Mewwy Kwithstmass to you all, and tho thorry you can’t all join th Labour Party for one pee. But I can atthure you that withh Labour, you will all pay inth th end, tho no worries there.


  43. 118
    The Watcher says:

    He sounded like he was choking on a wasp. THIS is more like it -


    • 124
      Bennd over and take it up the EU says:

      Hilary Benn: “That’s my view – and we live in a democracy, ok?”

      Arrogant fucker. The very treaty you are agreeing with takes away our democratic rights…


    • 136
      KINNOCKIO says:

      Europe made me very rich !!

      We’re awwight !! We’re awwight !!


  44. 120
    Chaytor & Morley says:

    Honesty is the best policy.Cameron set us up.Honest.


  45. 122
    Ebeneezer marxist says:

    What must xmas have been like at the millibong household? Lots of earnest chats around the kitchen table with visiting marxists chums of their father. The kids given pieces of wood and a penknife so they could whittle their own toys….none of that nasty consumerism here!


  46. 123
    Jim Devine intervention says:

    I was set up as well.Im a typical Labour MP.


  47. 126
    Tom Badwind says:

    Comedy Gold, Ed. Comedy Gold !!


    • 128
      David Minibanana says:

      Did you get my Christmas card, Ed ??

      No ???. No, cos I don’t send cards out to backstabbers.


  48. 129
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll try and be a human being.


  49. 130
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch Red Ed’s Christmas Speech; the still picture made me feel very nauseous.


  50. 131
    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:

    I’m gonna hazard a guess this will be Guido’s moment/video of the year. It’s certainly mine.


    • 140
      Red Ed is clearly a Twat says:

      I cannot believe that this empty suit is taken seriously by anyone -anyone at all.


    • 268
      Brian Wilson says:

      Fear the beard!


    • 353
      Biffo says:

      Ah yes, this video brings tears to my eyes. Tears of relief that that deranged fuckwith finally got some of the comeuppance he deserved – though piano wire & a lampost along the Embankment would have been the icing on the cake.


  51. 134
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Serial killer.


  52. 135
    Ed says:

    Comradeths! Thith time next year I’ll be prime ministerth! Now I’m offth to make coffee for Mr Whelan.


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    what ever he's on, I don't want any says:

    Anyway, anybody know who he is talking to in this video?


  54. 148
    Andrew Efiong says:

    He’s more wooden than the tree behind him! Poor bloke.


  55. 150
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll be the Crossbow Mong.


  56. 152

    i thought christmas was supposed to be a happy time….

    now i want to slit my wrists… what a boring soulless twat!


  57. 153
    Polly Tuscany says:

    This site wants a final solution for socialists, Fabians, Gordon Brown, student protesters, climate change protesters, the EU, Sadiq Khan, Ed Balls, the entire Labour Party, and me.


  58. 157
    streamfisher says:

    FFS, lisping Hunt is leader of her majesties opposition, christmas message: fuck off you pathetic twat


  59. 163
    Sunday Moning says:

    An Ed Milliband Christmas Message!

    I’ve never been less inclined to watch anything!!!!

    No doubt the tiny percentage of the electorate who will ever have known about this, let alone watch it, has been doubled by its appearance in your blog Guido :-)


  60. 165
    Tapestry says:


    Mackerel have quit the EU.


    • 176
      streamfisher says:

      Even the fish have got pissed off and moved offshore, out of EU waters.


      • 180
        Sailor Ted says:

        Yes but what you have to understand is that I was forced to give away our fishing grounds as one of the conditions of getting us into the common market and my name into the history books. Not that I told the british public at the time he he he he he he nor did I mention it to the hundreds of fishermen who would soon be out of a job! Merry christmas!


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        Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

        I understand Baroness Ashton of Moscow is making good use of the increase in British taxpayer contributions to socialist Europe.

        The unelected Highness Foreign Representative has deemed to give the Palestinians millions & millions of our money to continue their war against the only democracy in the ME.

        I am sure that Hamas will send a thank you note to rusty Dave.


        • 236
          nell says:

          Please give us a link darling.

          And if I don’t get to talk to you before; Have a Great Xmas and Lovely 2011


  61. 171
    Christmas sucks says:

    Yawn, yawn, mouth was moving but there was no emotion in the message which was grindingly dull and boring, full of cliche and messianic bonhomie and frankly tedious and missed the point. I have no intention of trudging anywhere and relatives are a distinct no no. As usual, Red Ed’s message is completely irrelevant and delivered in such a monotone style that surpasses even Brown and is likely to render his union backers unconcious with delight. Role on the proletariat, down with the twat and Christmas sucks like everything else just now – thanks to ZNL! Well, they can all F Off!


  62. 173
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    And no doubt there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Cable household this Christmas. I’m sure they will be trudging away from the journos camped outside their door to go and see relatives – not. Perhaps a paso doble or two in between whinges….


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    Яєd Єd says:

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  64. 179
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tonight while Sarah is asleep
    i am going to fill her stocking
    with a great big Jobbie


  65. 183

    Very very weird. Never invite a vampire into your house.


  66. 189
    gildedtumbril says:

    What an unctuous, oily and disjointed creep.He is quite as genuine as a nine pound note. His delivery of that obviously false epistle is particularly loathsome.
    News of his demise is eagerly awaited.


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    c.eng says:

    Truly mind numbingly awful. Will be used in future as an exemplar of how not to deliver a message, any message.

    But then, there was no message, just appalling cliches strung together, didn’t even make a decent list, finally straining for credibility by reference to the Military.

    Edibandt is so truly awful he makes Gordoon look like Lawrence Olivier, but back to reality, 4 in 10 of the electorate would vote for this buffoon.

    But it does throw into relief, what a class act is Cameron.


    • 197
      nell says:

      It seems to me that labour are on the verge of a breakdown.

      pollytwaddle wrote a couple of days ago that labour have ‘the red carpet of opportunity spread out before them’ and edmilitwit appeals to the libdems to join him. None of them have (yet). I wonder why that is?

      lenmccluskey, militwit’s mentor along with kinnochio, says he’s going to bring the country to a halt with general strikes, and labour seem to think this will get them into power??!

      We’re in the grip of the worst winter for 100 years and struggling with transport problems and bobcrow is calling a series of crippling rail strikes to support labour’s bid for power?? How does that work?

      And edmilitwit is supporting the anarchic students who are smashing up retailers and stealing their stock, defacing the cenotaph and winnie’s statue, setting fire to the court’s of justice and pursuing anti police and anti establishment policies!

      Seems to me that labour has lost it’s grip on reality and moved into a parallel universe.


      • 211
        nell says:


        Why am I modded?

        Why oh why??

        Is it because:

        I said edmilitwit has thrown his support behind the rio ting students who want to smas h up shops, def ace mem or ials and atta ck poli ce

        or lenmccluskey and his plans to leave us all without services this winter

        or bobcrow and his plans to leave us all without public transport whilst winter freezes

        Or was it because I said that I think labour and pollytwaddle is in mel t down?!


        • 235
          annnnonyperson says:

          No. Random automods do that to posters randomly. It’s part of their purpose in life!


        • 264
          Atlas shrugged says:

          Sexy bit of stuff or not, try your best to control your highly understandable sense of paranoia. I constantly get modded, but it never shuts me up, as indeed very little ever does. However a very large brown parcel stuffed with high value used Swiss notes would help me to consider doing so.

          On the subject of Red.

          Creepy indeed. You could be forgiven for thinking that he does not have a sincere cell within his entire body, which may indeed, be the case.

          Cameron on the other hand is Tony Blair incarnate. Which is a highly trained liar, therefore very possibly also a graduate of The Tavistock Institute.


          We should ask ourselves, What is more dangerous to the interests of this country and those unfortunate enough to inhabit it. A liar who is clearly doing so, for example Gordon Brown or Polly Toynbee, or a liar who is so convincing, that you could be forgiven for thinking that they actually believe their own lies, for example Tony Blair, or David Cameron?

          Thatcher was many things very much including extremely convincing. This simply because she clearly did believe everything she said, however misguided she may have turned out to be.

          Red is like a character from a Zombi movie, quite possibly because to a large extent, that is exactly what he is. Which is someone so mentally confused that the words come out from his conscious mind, but his far more powerful sub-conscious mind is constantly trying to stop him from doing further damage to his entire consciousness, namely his Self. This can sometimes confuse the human mind to a point of almost total paralysis. Often they become unable to even follow a simple script, without looking like a bit part player in a Michael Jackson video.

          A ‘good’ liar must first convince themselves that what they are saying is the truth the whole truth, and as a much as possible nothing but the truth. Double-glazing salesmen get good at this fast, or they soon find themselves looking for alternative employment. If you put this Red type on a lie detecting machine the needle usually goes off the chart, as soon as they answer to anymore then their own name.


    • 307
      Chief Eng says:

      You had the boiler steaming beautifully there C.Eng, but the flame went out with the last sentence.


  68. 193
    nell says:

    Was that monotonous, echoing, emotionless attempt at emulating her maj, delivered in an unheated, lobby of unite’s war bunker?

    Surely it wasn’t his home ? Very unwelcoming place!!

    Bit like watching those puritanical preachers who took over from the fun loving stuarts , banned singing and dancing and pretty clothes and burned anyone who dared to laugh!!


  69. 195
    Tom Baldwin says:

    Just wait until David Cameron & Nick Clegg’s version of “White Christmas” is unleashed on the voters.


    • 202
      Tessa Tickles says:

      They’re probably too involved in damage limitation exercises to have time for recording asinine seasonal speeches. I hope.


    • 203
      nell says:

      Well if they attempt something like that I hope they use Chequers or their own homes as a welcoming backdrop.

      Because that backdrop that edmilitwit has used surpassed anything you’d find in broadmoor.


    • 204
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      Talking of white Christmas Tom………


    • 206
      Orville says:

      They’ve only gone and nicked one of mine

      Nick: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
      Dave: You can,
      Nick: I can’t!
      Nick: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
      Dave: You can,
      Nick: I can’t!
      Dave: Look, Nick,
      Nick: Yes?
      Dave: Nothing that you can say
      Will change how I feel today:
      I know that we’ll never part;
      Now hear what I’m saying, Nick?
      Nick: Yes?
      Dave: Who is your very best friend?
      Nick: You are.
      Dave: I’m gonna help you mend your broken party.
      Nick: Thank you.


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    Wewwyfrightened says:

    He was filming that from Broadmoor after Christmas dinns with the Ripper
    hence his mad staring eyes.


  71. 210
    PollyI likeupthebumorinmymouth says:

    What a smasher he is!


    • 216
      nell says:

      Well you don’t do pollytwaddle justice.

      She would have said.

      “He is such a paragon of virtue. His intellect blows my mind. His grasp of emotion and understanding of human suffering squeezes my heart. His darling, sensitive feet will walk the red carpet of oportunity into no.10 at the next election. He is the annointed one!”

      Excuse me whilst I go outside and throw up!!


  72. 213
    13eastie says:

    Why іѕ thіѕ bаѕtаrd-ѕраwnіng, Jеwіѕh, аthеіѕt ѕtаndіng іn frоnt оf а hіdеоuѕly dеѕесrаtеd trее іmрlоrіng mе tо еnjоy сеlеbrаtіng thе bіrth оf Nаzаrеnе?

    Wеll, hеrе’ѕ my Сhrіѕtmаѕ mеѕѕаgе, Еd:



  73. 214
    PollyIlikeitupthebumorinmymouth says:

    Err what is modded please?


  74. 218
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    Flatcap Army says:

    The man is a swivel-eyed space alien


  76. 221

    Look on the bright side he managed to read his kids names of the autocue …


  77. 222
    Martin Day says:

    Nice quote Guido

    Guido Fawkes

    “Clegg is finished as anything approaching a serious politician”


  78. 224
    RedED says:

    That was a disaster, you should never had made me do that, who’s idea was that – Tom’s I think.


  79. 230
    Michael 'something of the night' Howard says:

    The torch has been passed…


    • 232
      nell says:


      You can just hear disintegrating labour saying ,

      “Everything, whether it’s to do with war or destroyed economic viability, it’s nothing to do with bliar or incompetentgordon or daffydarling or bullyballs ….

      The blame lays with michael’somethingofthe night’howard and maggie.!!”


  80. 231
    Flashman says:

    Did he record this is in a public toilet?

    The sound quality was such that I expected to hear a volley of grunts, vindaloo farts and half-hearted random flush sound effects.


  81. 234
    annnnonyperson says:

    Is it just Guido that found Ed Miliband’s Christmas message rather intense and more than a little creepy?

    Not just you. I thought it was a bit… a bit too worthy. Like he’d used a cliché generator to write his script.


  82. 238
    iain says:

    why in sweet fuck would that gormless buffoon actually believe that the world needed a Christmas massage from him?


    • 244
      nell says:

      What a disaster!

      Whoever told him he should do a video like that??!!


    • 246
      South of the M4 says:

      Stunted in delivery, deliberately slowed. The boy is being coached in presentation skills. Combine that with the ‘on message’ BBC reports all day and we are in for a new years public relations assault. Expect more of the same.


      • 247
        nell says:

        ‘the boy is being coached in presentation’ !!

        Well they aren’t doing very well at it then , are they??!!

        As for edmilitwit = he is the most immature, childish ‘boy’ I have ever seen in British politics !!

        When is labour going to produce a Man!


    • 249
      Dacker the Reindeer says:

      ‘MAssage’? Urgh.

      Someone needs to tell these pontificating politicos to stop saying ‘I think…’, ‘I believe..’ etc. It sounds like they’re not sure. Hardly inspires confidence.


  83. 245
    School for Scoundrels says:

    Cracking cheese, gromit!


  84. 248
    Dacker the Reindeer says:

    Oh my lord. What an arse. I only watched it to the end in the hope it was a clip from ‘You’ve Been Framed’.

    If he ‘reached out’ to me at Christmas I’d reach for the hemlock.


    • 253
      Mr Plum says:

      He was just talking slowly so his followers could understand using a slightly better electronic voice synthesizer than Hawkins


  85. 251
    Dino. says:

    Bloody hell, check out the eyes, there’s nothing behind them, its like looking at a shark.


    • 255
      Hon Est says:

      To be honest your post is unkind to sharks. What has a shark ever done to offend you?


      • 278
        Tessa Tickles says:

        Sharks are nice, I like them. They eat ‘cool surfer dudes’. Talk about a service to humanity.

        But Dino is correct; there is nothing behind Ed’s eyes. Normally a window into the soul, in Ed’s case they’re a window into a void.


  86. 254
    St Vince of Vanity says:

    I see Vince Cable is now shooting the messenger. Has he no shame?


  87. 256
    nell says:

    Time for bed .

    And need to say:-

    Happy Christmas to One and All…

    Have a Great Day!!

    Ignore politics and the flawed/poisonous edmilitwits, kinnochios, prezzas, and the rest.

    Enjoy The Day!!

    G’Night Sweeties.


  88. 258
    dirty fucking joooz says:

    WTF! Christmas is shite! A dirty jooo was born out of a slags arse. We should burn dirty joooz. Dirty joooz are fucking filth.


  89. 259
    Yes - let's burn them says:

    Christmas should be a time to burn dirty yhids.


  90. 263
    anne says:

    Why can’t we throw them in pits and set them on fire?


  91. 271
    Bethel Q Walrus says:

    Keep it up Ed, you’re doin a grand job! (titter)


  92. 276
    Spooked says:

    His eyes seem to follow you around the next room.


  93. 280
    D. Ike says:

    He’s definitely a lizard person. You can tell by the way he eats live mice.


  94. 281
    Christopher Lee says:

    Oh my. How very, very creeeepy. Makes your skin crawl.


  95. 282
    A Luvie Producer says:

    A few tips:

    1/ Sack your writer. The script stinks.
    2/ Don’t stand there looking like you’ve just shit your pants.
    3/ I’ve heard better accoustics in the local cottaging toilet.
    4/Lose that shit-eating grin. Not quite as scary as Gordon’s, but still frightens the kids.


  96. 283
    Peter Cushing says:

    Makes the hairs on the back of the neck stand up. Shivers.


  97. 285
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Ed must have been advised by the same person who coached Gordo to do that awful Facebook video. Perhaps that’s why he’s not smiling. Didn’t work for Brown either!


  98. 288
    Anonymous says:

    Was this Tom Baldwin’s fine writing?


  99. 289
    Mrs Sheridan Xmas message says:

    Did you like the designer clobber I have been posing in over the past few months. Socialism is for the suckers in Pollocks. Daft c*nts. Thanks to the tax payers for the millions to convict the lying, hypocritical, cheating, tax dodging c*nt of a hubby. Solidarity my rse.


  100. 291
    13eastie says:

    Why not drop the nice folk farming a new generation of fascists a line at


  101. 296
    Dave the wimp can't sack me says:


  102. 306
    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:

    After everything we’ve discovered about Brown’s tantrums, odd behaviour and violent outbursts, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there’s breaking news on xmas day that he’s gone beserk and killed himself, or gone beserk and killed some others and then killed himself.


  103. 309
    You wrong baby! Me the fuckin Pussy Monster! says:


  104. 316
    Dino. says:

    If you go the youtube link itself, you’ll note that as of now, there are 0 comments, as they have to be moderated, and none have so far made the grade. I wonder why…


    • 319
      Gordon Brown should have a gallon of fizzy orange rammed up his bot bot says:

      I’m surprised the footsoldiers at Liebore HQ haven’t been inundating it with glowing comments. You should read some of the comments on the Gordon Brown Resigns video on Youtube (the ITN one). Some saying Brown was the greatest PM ever, misunderstood etc etc. Labour HQ was in overdrive that day. Of course, there’s plenty of great comments too about what a sack of shit he is.


      • 362
        Dino. says:

        Read it now, only 13 comments, all glowingly positive. Awesome.

        That’s out of 8,081 views. Pathetic astroturfing much?


  105. 317
    cheesy knob says:

    if you dont look at pics–listen to the sound—errie background noise

    perfect for TURNER prize


  106. 318
    Kinnochio says:

    I’ve got my party back. Well alright!


  107. 321
    albacore says:

    Hello bruddah. Hello fartah. (Dance of the hoes).

    Ed’s a gerbil
    Hear him burble
    Eyes like that could
    Make milk curdle
    And he’s always entertaining
    Like a week of Billy’s cricket when it’s raining

    Dave’s no better
    A go-getter
    Like a hole in
    A French letter
    He’s as much use to the true blues
    As a handbag full of nowt but sloppy cow poos


  108. 322
    It'sAlreadyTooLate says:


  109. 324
    Invasion of the Body Snatchers says:

    Oh….and one last thing….what ever you do don’t look into the eyes…never never look into the eyes…..if you look into the eyes you’re finished……’re a dead man…you become one of THEM !!


  110. 325
    Jonah_Bruin says:

    At least my successor tried to imitate me, which is sincere as flattery!

    You laddies need to look more on the bright side e.g. my not having to hoard pennies for my kids’ education.


  111. 327
    Nick Clegg says:

    First !!

    I’m pissed so you can all go to fuck


  112. 329
    Chator & Morley says:

    We going to nick soon (not Clegg)


  113. 334
    Hava Nagilah says:

    Why is he giving a Christmas message anyway? Given his religious and political background, a Hannukah message or a May Day message would be more appropriate.


  114. 335
    Kevin T says:

    If you watch it without the sound, the facial expressions make it look like he’s having a proper nasty go at you.


  115. 336
    City of Vice says:

    What utter bullshit. I don’t mean to sound racist or anything like that but what is Miliband atheist of Jewish origin, and son of a communist to boot, doing posing before a Xmas tree saying that Xmas is a ‘special time’ for him?

    Has he no shame?


  116. 337
  117. 338
    Jock E. Shorts says:

    Edenoidal Millicrap.


  118. 342
    democracy my arse says:

    The latest in a long line of liebour tosspots. Foot, Kinnoch, Brown and now MilliCreep. Lying, leftwing crooks the lot of them!!


  119. 348
    fucking cunt says:

    fucking Hunt


  120. 350
    666 says:

    Millitwat ain’t a Christian!


  121. 351
    The Ghost of Christmas Past. says:

    This is the nanny State’s Christmas greetings to all its humble servants.
    Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: -

    * This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;

    * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

    * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

    * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

    * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

    * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

    * Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Savior”, “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer” or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.


  122. 358
    Biffo says:

    ‘I am Ed Milliband and I’ve just had my lobotomy and I would like to tell you about it……’


  123. 359
    Anonymous says:

    Reaching out very American.


  124. 365
    Midland Libel says:

    Mandible Dill


  125. 367
    Phoenix says:

    Posted this on Youtube–It is being moderated so I post it here so it will not be totally wasted—————–
    ‘Before I shout for the puke bag I suppose that I should try to be positive.
    It is a blatent political gimmick, exactly the same one that he will try on the Hindus and Muslims when the religious calender makes it appropriate.
    Positivity? Well he did keep the message targetted at Christians and I cannot yet believe that words like diversity, multi-Cultural-religion-racial and all the other leftie crap was missing. His writers must be reading the papers and recognising English awakening’.


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