Son of Brown
Is it just Guido that found Ed Miliband’s Christmas message rather intense and more than a little creepy?
He’ll be smiling and swaying next…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Son of Brown indeed !!!
Does he think he is the Queen or something?
Hear me now. Booooyaka booooyaka merry xmas mothaf*ckas brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap
Truly, a seminal work of ideological engagement.
Socialist found guilty of lying. Quelle surprise.
That’s pretty good.
Better than any of Simon Cowell’s crap.
Too bad Cameron. You’re shit and you know you are.
The reply below “CON 39%, LAB 41%, LDEM 9%” can only be Ian Robathan
Have a laugh at this.
labour-news.co.uk what a hoon.
Have a merry ryce and peea, Dy Anne.
Tank u dahlin mwwwahhhh
b-rap.
I’m not a traditionalist, I do think many things have improved for the better, but todays music is really shite. If you look at youtube clips of music of the late fifties and early sixties there is no shortage of comments from young people bemoaning the poor reptitive noisy shite that they are served up now. Still presumably somebody must buy it?
Or download it from pirate b a y. Even then, it’s a rip-off.
haha- jungle on Guido
I just couldn’t bring myself to watch the video but there is no need for anyone to tell me it was awful.
No, this is awful. The state stealing children.
They truly live up to their so aposite acronym, the fucking Hunts.
I fought for my country to prevent shit like this. I’m ashamed I so miserably failed.
Evil leftist filth. Time for a revolution, string ‘em up.
This is an appalling video of the abduction of a child by the authorities.
The child quite obviously didn’t want to be taken away from, presumably, his father, and we should be told the whole story leading up to this outrage.
More than just creepy – frightening.
Insincerity spouts from every pore.
Don’t believe a word he says.
Sorry TMG who are we talking about here? Cameron, Clegg (surely not), Gisborne sorry I meant Gideon Osborne (same difference-robs from the poor and gives to the rich). Or could be one many Lib Dems?
I take it you just want to be in Guido and Billy Bowden’s playground gang?
Numpty
I doubled the rate of income tax for Britain’s lowest-paid workers.
It was the right thing to do.
Is he an android?
He looks like one of those aliens from cheep 60s sci-fi films – when you peel back the face you see electric wires.
Creepy indeed!
He’s an atheist hypocrite trying to garner votes by aping the worst kind of wishy washy vicar.
‘My thoughts are with the opinion pollsters trudging through ice and snow to find out how I can win the next election’
I’ve met people like this, he’s an insincere c,unt.
A lieing no-all fuck just like his mentor.
“People walking in the snow” Pompus patronising arse.
The echo is reminiscent of the sound quality of a bathroom.
Did he film this immediately after siphoning the python??
Strange bloke. His girlfriend has just presented him with a new sprog, he’s got a political party to run and a fierce family dispute on the go and all he can think of is soldiers in Afghanistan?
Why does he think anyone is remotely interested what the fuck he’s doing? Why is he broadcasting this risible shit?
Maybe because anyone who’d listened to “Get Back” by the Beatles would know of other agricultural produce that California is renowned for..
I see Ed’s back on the heroin again.
Afghan heroin, of course.
Don’t know about Ed but Osborne seems to like it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-365547/Cameron-campaign-chief-cocaine-pictures.html
Osborne enjoying a photo shoot with a prostitute and coke.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-b9hE-FAn1l9Wf23RgvYYWS3IdrW10NnmXr_4bpU98ieon-1-Lw
She looked about 60 years old why dont the papers see if she is still alive and ask if she wants to do a “sniff and sell” on him to supplement her pension
Jacob knew more than Isaac, then? He certainly knew a lot more than Esau.
How is the son of doggy banker doing? He could be the son of Dennis Thatcher as well, who knows.
better still sheridan found guilty of perjury…so much for the great scottish socialist leader…couldn’t happen to a nicer snide champagne socialist bastard.
Yes I enjoyed that one as well. With his reputation he’ll be some big guy’s bitch in no time.
He had the fucking gaul to blame the CPS for wasting millions of pounds of tax payers money to persue him !
if the lying little crooked shite had admitted it in the first place they would have had no need to
gall, not gaul.
Crown office not CPS
Payers’ not payers and pursue not persue – get a grip Billy
No gaul he hired a frog from the gaul region of france to blame the cps
Pursue, not persue. And capital letters to start sentences.
What a pile of patronising pish this video message is. it screams of being done in a hurry because “we have to put something out for Xmas”. Just a load of platitudes about reaching out and the brave boys in Afganistan should do it. Utter pants !!!!
Weird just does not cover it!
TWAT
Get out me hankie!!
You’ve got very odd tastes.
It wasn’t that erotic!
Does he think he is the Queen for Pete’s sake?
No, just A queen…
What utterly pretentious crap. I suppose he expects us all to sit down at 3pm and watch such drivel? Which planet is this Hoon from? As if anyone in their right mind could give a toss about him and his shabby party of wreckers and incompetents.
Merry Crimas and a Snappy New Years all round.
Surely Jack’s the housewife?
Jacqui could not be a housewife as she is too fat and ugly. If you want to know what ahousewife looks like go to TelevisionX. It is what I would do if Jacqui still paid for it.
Are you gay?
Nothing tio see here…. Move on
Absolutely. Another non-event.
Umm, Ed?, Ed?, no, I give up, Ed Who?
You know..Ed! He used to be minister for kiddies schools…he has that elf like wife… You know.. angry but ineffective bully boy.. That Ed.
Oh Balls?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2010/dec/23/tony-blair-thought-ed-balls-was-running-treasury?CMP=twt_fd
It’s no bloody good if the process of decision-making includes making the WRONG decision…..
Why is this not tagged totty watch Guido ?
Titty Watch more like
TWAT watch more like.
Watching that, I felt that somebody was walking over my grave.
Too creepy for words. “Christmas is a special time, to relax, to reflect.”
Is that an inane observation from Ed, or an order?
Tessa, I think he was refering to all those sleeping on the floor at Heathrow.
eerie indeed – is there a full moon tonight?
‘to reflect’ what a fucking little waste of space you are Ed..excuse our french
Reflect – “am I up to the job?”
No Ed you are not. Next
Just out of intrest , Who paid for this ?
We all did!
To be fair, I think it was made with an £80 Nikon Coolpix.
Let’s check his expenses in a month or two.
If politicians were cheap cameras, which would Ed be?
The broken one that produces blank pictures?
A Zenit? Or a Praktica? Fine examples of Soviet Bloc engineering comrade.
A throwaway.
A broken Zenit, with a 50mm f/3.5 lens full of fungus.
Call me Infidel traduces the Praktika. It was my first SLR, a real chunk of a no-nonsense casting, machined rather well, with superb East German optics (proper Carl Zeiss, Jena, kit, from the factory that the Russians overran; none of your excellent but not quite as good West German Zeiss stuff).
It’s in the loft now, but gave me years of great service. Later Jap stuff wasn’t really that much better. At some point I began to go to art galleries to learn more about composition etc and was so bowled over by what I saw that I more or less abandoned photography and adopted art-gazing.
Which camera would Ed be?
Any cheap disposable picked at random from a heap of similar duds, all beyond their ‘best before’ date.
What’s underneath that tree? A year’s supply of Vicks nasal spray from his non-wife? Poisoned chocolates from his big brother?
Yuletide log from Mark Oaten??
Just a log from Gordon.
Pantomime Dame outfit from Chris Bryant?
Complete with stained grubby underpants? Yuck, He’s in a civil partnership now isn’t he? I was SOO tempted to send him a jar of Pink Vanish when I heard the news.
Twat
Where do they get thses twats from?
I am so proud Ed .
Wake me early mother dear, for i’m to be queen of the May….
There there Gordon, I’ve upped the dose and here’s your fizzy orange
Why would his thoughts be with the troops in Stan over Christmas? He’s not in the army, he’s not a government minister, he hasn’t got any friends or relatives in the army, he has no say in their duties and he wasn’t even in the army cadets.
Is he merely saying this because he think it sounds politically correct and will win him votes? Surely not.
You don’t have any friends
He was part of the government that sent them there, but didn’t really define the mission.
What you see is a guilty conscience.
It’s the only mode of operation these dumb fucks know.
Agreed it’s because he thinks that what we plebs want to hear; him being statesmanlike. Whatever happened to Ed and David; their father would be horrified. Both voted for a war when surely war is a bayonet with a worker at both ends.
Red Ed is a creepy little boy who should be working as a teacher or some such profession. Glad he’s Liebour leader as with him they are in reality leaderless.
Wasn’t his father a Marxist ?
Or was that his muvver ?
The father was a Marxist. The mother was a jackal.
Same thing, really, but one has more fur.
what does the birth certificate say….oh wait !
Skid Marx?
Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army. And probably the Navy and the Air Force, or whatever remains of them. They’d probably be very pleased to see him there and send him for a little tour round Helmand in a Snatch Landrover.
Mind you, the paperwork would be endless if anything were to happen to the boy.
“Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army.”
Ditto the RAF. However, if it’s any comfort he’s not alone, because most of our nappy-wearing politicians who have never put on a uniform are loathed and detested. The socialist lot are the worst, because they despise uniforms but go out of their way to praise troops whenever the opportunity arises. I suppose we shouldn’t expect anything else from two-faced creeps.
CallMeDave must be going down a bomb too.
Well, he’s certainly received and perceived rather better than the boy Miliband and his insane predecessor.
you might think that cupboard but I doubt david cameron comes over in the same condescending way little Ed does and Gordon was so smarmy in his back handed praise of the ‘soldiers’ each and every one of them must have been repulsed by his double talking two faced syntax made all the worse by his prevarication and obfuscation regarding the defence budget cuts he presided over. At least the top ecehelon tories with experience don’t even begin to pretend they really know what its like to put your life on the line and in my not inconsiderable experience go down quite well in mess.
Paperwork? Wouldn’t they just put as much as they could in plastic bags and hose away the rest?
Cameruin – condescending, don’t be silly he had special “Don’t rile the Plebeian” lessons at Eton. Not forced to actually learn anything about them of course, just how to fool them into believing you give a phuq and that “We are all in this together”; just long enough to relieve them of a ballot paper.
You lot know the game is already up for this bunch of chinless, inbred aristo banjo-pluckers. Tick-tock, tick-tock.
Vince doesn’t have a nuclear option but he did just drop a lit fag on a slow- burning fuse.
The Coalition is far from perfect, but anyone who expected two parties to rule the country without basic policy disagreements is extremely naive.
Harking back to old class divisions when discussing politicians is boring, predictable and rather pathetic.Especially when the Labour party contains so many MPs who have inherited wealth and attended private schools just the same as their Tory counterparts.
And those old Labour stalwarts who feign dislike of elitism and class divisions are usually the first to accept peerages and elevation to the House of Lords.
given your regular input Anon calling cameron condescending comes a bit rich…strange as it may seem you don’t need lessons to recognise plebs…smell and syntax generally suffice. Shame the chinless wit you arbitrarily dispense doesn’t match the class of your subjects.
Utter C U N T bubble – that’s you that is
I guess British Military Service is an unknown to you. You would not believe the vast amount of paper an Army can generate – and when it comes to Boards of Inquiry the whole thing escalates like crazy. It would be nice to think that the boy could be disposed of relatively simply, but I fear that’s most unlikely – and it would all drag on for about a decade.
Those that can, do.
Those that can’t, spin.
Those that can’t even spin well… come up with such as this.
Not exactly full of festive cheer was he? He could have been giving a eulogy at a funeral.
But then perhaps he was thinking of his brother who has abandoned him and gone to ameri ca to celebrate xmas with people who won’t stab him in the back like ed did.
Very gloomy. Perhaps feels Xmas is no such good news after all.
Has he gone to bohemian Cape Cod, like Grodo used to?
It was the pause after the wish of Merry Christmas that I found most disturbing. The mad Norman Bates stare *shudder*.
He’s got “psycho-nutter-bastard” written all over him. If I ran into that in a pub, I would leave without finishing my drink out of self preservation (possibly throwing up in the gutter just outside just to get the whiff out of my nostrils).
Say that one more time about my astrological twin, and I’ll get me crossbow and butcher’s knife out.
lol
Yes indeed – I’m amazed that yours is the first comment to reflect this view. I was repelled by the mad stare. The sooner he does party politicals on the telly the better – he’ll put ‘em off in droves.
Children in primary schools were Gordon’s visual Leitmotif: I wonder what they will pick for Ed, in an attempt to humanise him?
A mortuary?
Word is that for an encore, he pulls his foreskin over his head and disappears up his own prick.
What foreskin ?
I thought he was a follower of Yahweh? So normally that’s taken care of by the Mohel if memory serves.
Come on me old son. You can do it.
I’m the leader of the Labour Party you know
Who the hell is this Ed Milliband ? , I have not bumped into him at any parties .
Fucked if I know. Maybe he’s a stand in for someone else.
Fuck off you Marxist Scum !!!!
Succinctly put Billy.
Cheers
Forceful but fair.
Your both to kind
Only Billy could write four words and spell two of them wrong
Everyone? Even…..your brother?
That’s probably the exception that proves the rule.
Is there an exception to there being an exception to every rule?
What I wish for you and NuLiebour is quite unprintable, even on this blog.
Oh, go on, Hugh. We won’t tell, honest…..
Consider it a challenge to express it all in under 140 characters.
absolute wankers……will 15 do ?
Piss off you Hunt.
But today is Festivus, Xmas is in 2 days.
Get back behind my crusty beef curtains my boy!
Sorry this O/T – but there is a God:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341169/Scottish-Socialist-Party-leader-Tommy-Sheridan-guilty-perjury.html
Couldn’t have happened to a more unpleasant bloke!
Not Even Gordon ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah….taxi for Sheridan?
Taxi, no thanks he aint going anywhere for a while
What a Hunt. He turned on the waterworks in court.
“But in a moment which capped all the drama which this case has seen, he paused, to hold back tears with a choking note on his voice. “I’m frightened of you. I’m frightened of you because you can do something that the NoW will never be able to do. You can separate me from my wife. You can make me break a promise to my daughter that I would spend Christmas with her,” he said.
He broke down again as he spoke. There was a cry of “come on Tommy” from the packed court room.”
Bloody hell, now there’s vomit all over the computer screen. Mind you, it makes a change from coffee or wine.
What a hypocrite. Shag around, and then cry about being separated from his wife?
That must have really earned the judge’s contempt.
Why not simply jail the two of them? Then they can be together for Xmas.
Or just hang em ? Cheaper !
Send them both to a collective farm in north korea where they can indulge their hypocrisy for ‘fairness’ as they fight over a frozen turnip in the true spirit of socialism.
That’s all he has left. To throw himself on their mercy (if there is any – and I do hope there is not). Just proves that these low-life scum will stoop to any depths to protect their non-existent integrity.
Is that “come on Tommy” as in “come on Tommy, off to gaol with you.” ?
He’s another Scotch nancy nutter, too. Mind you, she might have been fun to get to know. Bang the lying bastard up in Barlinnie (or have they closed it now?).
And the jury took as long as six and half hours to convict? Were they on double-time or something?
Reluctant to convict ‘one of their own’.
Well they did you racist prat. As usual unable to make any comment on any subject without bringing up your hatred for the scots. What a wanker you have such massive chips on your shoulder loooooosserrrrrr
Tried inspecting your own shoulder lately, pal?
What a joke, ‘racism’. I don’t think much of we scots either — nanny state tit sucking socialist losers for the most part. jgm2 is right about corruption in Scottish politics anyway – rotten to the core, makes westminster look good. Good job of perpetuating the stereotype of chippy jocks, though.
Anybody else hear the astonishing hagiographic report on BBC R4 18:00 news. Was I dreaming? A new low even for them.
You weren’t dreaming — they produced a massive onion: Poor old Tommy, just an everyday kinda demagogue. A ‘redistributor’ (spit) with a heart of gold.
I want to wish you an early grave.
Succinct!
He could a wore a santa suit or something, do 4×2′s do christmas
Oy-Vay!!!
No it’s not just you Guido.
What a tit.
Insincere, didn’t seem at all connected with the first 20 seconds of ‘his’ speech, odd phonetic emphasis (eg “trudging through snow AND ice”), actually said that (only in) Britain would people ‘reach out’ to friends & those without families.
So, deceitful, insincere, could have been delivered by either of the two last Prime Ministers. At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…
” At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…”
Yet..
The upper half of his face seems always to be completely motionless – like Botox o/d or something. But the close-set eyes seem to swivel as if motor driven. Is he some sort of genetic throwback?
the birdshit that clobbered his hair paralysed his upper kisser…mind you a spade would have done a better body job overall.
YES!!! It’s the eyes – staring intently with a lunatic’s intensity of focus – they are the clue to the man!
The eyes are the only part of the brain visible externally. These eyes look blank, so I can only assume the main part of the brain is the same.
Creepy.
Like a politburo operative who’s father is a General.
I suppose a marxist professor who fought for the Soviets will do.
Humourless bastard.
Oi, do you mind??
You’ve either got or you haven’t got style.
If you got it, you stand out a mile.
*snork*
My knickers are getting damp ……
It’s your age dear.
Has the PollyUnit produced more environment damagers?
Hopefully another PCC slap down.
Mine are sticky.
A politician with no experience of life outside politics making a politician’s speech.
Frankly, there are better actors around. Bliar was a good actor – that’s why he got away with it for so long. This feller can’t act. He can’t do sincerity because he doesn’t know what it is. He can only do spinning the politician’s line of the day.
for once I agree with you
Well to be fair Eng he has got kinnochio for a mentor!!
What more can we expect from him?
the room sounded echo–ee.like no one ever went in it.
WAS IT A REAL ROOM?
He was just talking to a web cam when there was no one around.
Probably does that quite a lot. No friends, you see – as you’d expect from the Son of Gord.
Perhaps it’s not the room, perhaps it’s a new addition to his collection of speech impediments.
Eddy Boybands eyes are too close together
It looks like someone hastily plonked a plastic Christmas tree in the corner of a dentist’s waiting room…and said ‘Let’s film it here’ !
At least he kept Balls in the background again.
Tonight i will be Ed Millibands bodyguard.
David Cameron, George Osborne, Nick Clegg, Danny Alexander, Ed Miliband, David Miliband and Guido Fawkes do, of course, fall into the latter category.
Your Maths is as good as mine .
You clearly fall into the latter category.
Watch out for Harridan Harmsmen and her PC brigade One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers, you either will be given an award for missing out the ladies or pilloried for forgetting to be gender inclusive!
Mind you old Jacky Boy did make it on to an all woman short list so there may be some leeway if you use that as your defence.
Who is fatter , Lady Dale , Guido Fawkes or Tom watson ?
The pot bellied lard arsed man with no views of his own: Guido Fawkes!
MERRY CHRISTMAS LARD ASS!
Well I’m no fan of twatson but I think the fattest and ugliest is prezza!!
Jacqui is easily the ugliest!
Ironically, the real Brown video is even funnier….
How the hell did a wanker like him end up running the country?
I kept waiting for him to brandish an AK-47 and tell us why he felt compelled to cleanse the world of the evil scum who scoffed at the will of whoever……
My Christmas message to Ed and Gordon
Eat Shit and Die
you useless pair of wankers !
Mewwy Kwithstmass to you all, and tho thorry you can’t all join th Labour Party for one pee. But I can atthure you that withh Labour, you will all pay inth th end, tho no worries there.
He sounded like he was choking on a wasp. THIS is more like it -
Hilary Benn: “That’s my view – and we live in a democracy, ok?”
Arrogant fucker. The very treaty you are agreeing with takes away our democratic rights…
Europe made me very rich !!
We’re awwight !! We’re awwight !!
You should have stayed down the pitys, boyo. It would have cost us taxpayers a lot less, look you.
Honesty is the best policy.Cameron set us up.Honest.
I agree honesty is the best policy
Not getting caught is the best policy
What must xmas have been like at the millibong household? Lots of earnest chats around the kitchen table with visiting marxists chums of their father. The kids given pieces of wood and a penknife so they could whittle their own toys….none of that nasty consumerism here!
Penknives???
Are you mad?
Never heard of elfinsafety?
(Some people!)
I was set up as well.Im a typical Labour MP.
Comedy Gold, Ed. Comedy Gold !!
Did you get my Christmas card, Ed ??
No ???. No, cos I don’t send cards out to backstabbers.
Tonight I’ll try and be a human being.
I couldn’t bring myself to watch Red Ed’s Christmas Speech; the still picture made me feel very nauseous.
I’m gonna hazard a guess this will be Guido’s moment/video of the year. It’s certainly mine.
I cannot believe that this empty suit is taken seriously by anyone -anyone at all.
Fear the beard!
Ah yes, this video brings tears to my eyes. Tears of relief that that deranged fuckwith finally got some of the comeuppance he deserved – though piano wire & a lampost along the Embankment would have been the icing on the cake.
Serial killer.
Comradeths! Thith time next year I’ll be prime ministerth! Now I’m offth to make coffee for Mr Whelan.
Thtop taking the pith.
Brilliant. Ed !
Anyway, anybody know who he is talking to in this video?
He’s more wooden than the tree behind him! Poor bloke.
Tonight I’ll be the Crossbow Mong.
i thought christmas was supposed to be a happy time….
now i want to slit my wrists… what a boring soulless twat!
This site wants a final solution for socialists, Fabians, Gordon Brown, student protesters, climate change protesters, the EU, Sadiq Khan, Ed Balls, the entire Labour Party, and me.
You got it !!!!!
FFS, lisping Hunt is leader of her majesties opposition, christmas message: fuck off you pathetic twat
An Ed Milliband Christmas Message!
I’ve never been less inclined to watch anything!!!!
No doubt the tiny percentage of the electorate who will ever have known about this, let alone watch it, has been doubled by its appearance in your blog Guido
NEWSFLASH.
Mackerel have quit the EU.
http://bit.ly/fOwBKy
Even the fish have got pissed off and moved offshore, out of EU waters.
Yes but what you have to understand is that I was forced to give away our fishing grounds as one of the conditions of getting us into the common market and my name into the history books. Not that I told the british public at the time he he he he he he nor did I mention it to the hundreds of fishermen who would soon be out of a job! Merry christmas!
Yeah and now your brown bread
Yes, in EU paradise where the angels hand out subsidies and where god is a petty clerk from belgium.
I understand Baroness Ashton of Moscow is making good use of the increase in British taxpayer contributions to socialist Europe.
The unelected Highness Foreign Representative has deemed to give the Palestinians millions & millions of our money to continue their war against the only democracy in the ME.
I am sure that Hamas will send a thank you note to rusty Dave.
Please give us a link darling.
And if I don’t get to talk to you before; Have a Great Xmas and Lovely 2011
Yawn, yawn, mouth was moving but there was no emotion in the message which was grindingly dull and boring, full of cliche and messianic bonhomie and frankly tedious and missed the point. I have no intention of trudging anywhere and relatives are a distinct no no. As usual, Red Ed’s message is completely irrelevant and delivered in such a monotone style that surpasses even Brown and is likely to render his union backers unconcious with delight. Role on the proletariat, down with the twat and Christmas sucks like everything else just now – thanks to ZNL! Well, they can all F Off!
And no doubt there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Cable household this Christmas. I’m sure they will be trudging away from the journos camped outside their door to go and see relatives – not. Perhaps a paso doble or two in between whinges….
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Thank you, Ed. 2011 will be a great year. Strikes, mayhem, class war and riots. Merry Christmas. Pass the champagne?
ITZ THE RITE FING TO DO 4 BRITUN.
Tonight while Sarah is asleep
i am going to fill her stocking
with a great big Jobbie
You try that matey and I’ll tip the fucking thing in your cavernous mouth while you’re snoring.
Very very weird. Never invite a vampire into your house.
What an unctuous, oily and disjointed creep.He is quite as genuine as a nine pound note. His delivery of that obviously false epistle is particularly loathsome.
News of his demise is eagerly awaited.
Oh !! We must be related !
Truly mind numbingly awful. Will be used in future as an exemplar of how not to deliver a message, any message.
But then, there was no message, just appalling cliches strung together, didn’t even make a decent list, finally straining for credibility by reference to the Military.
Edibandt is so truly awful he makes Gordoon look like Lawrence Olivier, but back to reality, 4 in 10 of the electorate would vote for this buffoon.
But it does throw into relief, what a class act is Cameron.
It seems to me that labour are on the verge of a breakdown.
pollytwaddle wrote a couple of days ago that labour have ‘the red carpet of opportunity spread out before them’ and edmilitwit appeals to the libdems to join him. None of them have (yet). I wonder why that is?
lenmccluskey, militwit’s mentor along with kinnochio, says he’s going to bring the country to a halt with general strikes, and labour seem to think this will get them into power??!
We’re in the grip of the worst winter for 100 years and struggling with transport problems and bobcrow is calling a series of crippling rail strikes to support labour’s bid for power?? How does that work?
And edmilitwit is supporting the anarchic students who are smashing up retailers and stealing their stock, defacing the cenotaph and winnie’s statue, setting fire to the court’s of justice and pursuing anti police and anti establishment policies!
Seems to me that labour has lost it’s grip on reality and moved into a parallel universe.
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Why am I modded?
Why oh why??
Is it because:
I said edmilitwit has thrown his support behind the rio ting students who want to smas h up shops, def ace mem or ials and atta ck poli ce
or lenmccluskey and his plans to leave us all without services this winter
or bobcrow and his plans to leave us all without public transport whilst winter freezes
Or was it because I said that I think labour and pollytwaddle is in mel t down?!
No. Random automods do that to posters randomly. It’s part of their purpose in life!
Sexy bit of stuff or not, try your best to control your highly understandable sense of paranoia. I constantly get modded, but it never shuts me up, as indeed very little ever does. However a very large brown parcel stuffed with high value used Swiss notes would help me to consider doing so.
On the subject of Red.
Creepy indeed. You could be forgiven for thinking that he does not have a sincere cell within his entire body, which may indeed, be the case.
Cameron on the other hand is Tony Blair incarnate. Which is a highly trained liar, therefore very possibly also a graduate of The Tavistock Institute.
However
We should ask ourselves, What is more dangerous to the interests of this country and those unfortunate enough to inhabit it. A liar who is clearly doing so, for example Gordon Brown or Polly Toynbee, or a liar who is so convincing, that you could be forgiven for thinking that they actually believe their own lies, for example Tony Blair, or David Cameron?
Thatcher was many things very much including extremely convincing. This simply because she clearly did believe everything she said, however misguided she may have turned out to be.
Red is like a character from a Zombi movie, quite possibly because to a large extent, that is exactly what he is. Which is someone so mentally confused that the words come out from his conscious mind, but his far more powerful sub-conscious mind is constantly trying to stop him from doing further damage to his entire consciousness, namely his Self. This can sometimes confuse the human mind to a point of almost total paralysis. Often they become unable to even follow a simple script, without looking like a bit part player in a Michael Jackson video.
A ‘good’ liar must first convince themselves that what they are saying is the truth the whole truth, and as a much as possible nothing but the truth. Double-glazing salesmen get good at this fast, or they soon find themselves looking for alternative employment. If you put this Red type on a lie detecting machine the needle usually goes off the chart, as soon as they answer to anymore then their own name.
Yes , babes . Wot you sez .
Merry Crimble to any other mongs out there
E x .
What a fool!
How on earth can this bit of a boy be taken seriously? He looks and sounds like some jumped up middle manager from the grocery department of your local cash and carry.
You had the boiler steaming beautifully there C.Eng, but the flame went out with the last sentence.
Was that monotonous, echoing, emotionless attempt at emulating her maj, delivered in an unheated, lobby of unite’s war bunker?
Surely it wasn’t his home ? Very unwelcoming place!!
Bit like watching those puritanical preachers who took over from the fun loving stuarts , banned singing and dancing and pretty clothes and burned anyone who dared to laugh!!
Just wait until David Cameron & Nick Clegg’s version of “White Christmas” is unleashed on the voters.
They’re probably too involved in damage limitation exercises to have time for recording asinine seasonal speeches. I hope.
Well if they attempt something like that I hope they use Chequers or their own homes as a welcoming backdrop.
Because that backdrop that edmilitwit has used surpassed anything you’d find in broadmoor.
Talking of white Christmas Tom………
They’ve only gone and nicked one of mine
Nick: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
Dave: You can,
Nick: I can’t!
Nick: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
Dave: You can,
Nick: I can’t!
Dave: Look, Nick,
Nick: Yes?
Dave: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Nick?
Nick: Yes?
Dave: Who is your very best friend?
Nick: You are.
Dave: I’m gonna help you mend your broken party.
Nick: Thank you.
He was filming that from Broadmoor after Christmas dinns with the Ripper
hence his mad staring eyes.
Hey that’s amazing you and I had the same thought at the same time!!
Oh, God! Help me!
What a smasher he is!
Well you don’t do pollytwaddle justice.
She would have said.
“He is such a paragon of virtue. His intellect blows my mind. His grasp of emotion and understanding of human suffering squeezes my heart. His darling, sensitive feet will walk the red carpet of oportunity into no.10 at the next election. He is the annointed one!”
Excuse me whilst I go outside and throw up!!
Why іѕ thіѕ bаѕtаrd-ѕраwnіng, Jеwіѕh, аthеіѕt ѕtаndіng іn frоnt оf а hіdеоuѕly dеѕесrаtеd trее іmрlоrіng mе tо еnjоy сеlеbrаtіng thе bіrth оf Nаzаrеnе?
Wеll, hеrе’ѕ my Сhrіѕtmаѕ mеѕѕаgе, Еd:
FUСKІNG FUСK ТНЕ FUСK ОFF!
Err what is modded please?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/8222353/Tommy-Sheridan-guilty-of-perjury-over-swingers-trips.html
Thank you!! There is a God!!
The man is a swivel-eyed space alien
Look on the bright side he managed to read his kids names of the autocue …
His partners kids, I think you’ll find.
That’s very well observed. He did forget his kids’ names.
So he’s on the same intellectual level as Karen Matthews. I can see why Labour didn’t want him.
His woman’s uglier than Karen Matthews.
So is he.
Nice quote Guido
Guido Fawkes
“Clegg is finished as anything approaching a serious politician”
That was a disaster, you should never had made me do that, who’s idea was that – Tom’s I think.
The torch has been passed…
+++laugh+++
You can just hear disintegrating labour saying ,
“Everything, whether it’s to do with war or destroyed economic viability, it’s nothing to do with bliar or incompetentgordon or daffydarling or bullyballs ….
The blame lays with michael’somethingofthe night’howard and maggie.!!”
Did he record this is in a public toilet?
The sound quality was such that I expected to hear a volley of grunts, vindaloo farts and half-hearted random flush sound effects.
Is it just Guido that found Ed Miliband’s Christmas message rather intense and more than a little creepy?
Not just you. I thought it was a bit… a bit too worthy. Like he’d used a cliché generator to write his script.
why in sweet fuck would that gormless buffoon actually believe that the world needed a Christmas massage from him?
What a disaster!
Whoever told him he should do a video like that??!!
It was Sue!!!
Stunted in delivery, deliberately slowed. The boy is being coached in presentation skills. Combine that with the ‘on message’ BBC reports all day and we are in for a new years public relations assault. Expect more of the same.
‘the boy is being coached in presentation’ !!
Well they aren’t doing very well at it then , are they??!!
As for edmilitwit = he is the most immature, childish ‘boy’ I have ever seen in British politics !!
When is labour going to produce a Man!
Give me call sweetcakes.
well mi kehan cock – I think you are finished!!
Is that ‘coached’ or ‘poached’ – as in poached egg? Either way, it’s a pretty shite video,
‘MAssage’? Urgh.
Someone needs to tell these pontificating politicos to stop saying ‘I think…’, ‘I believe..’ etc. It sounds like they’re not sure. Hardly inspires confidence.
“I believe” is as bad as “What the public want/are telling us is……”
Cracking cheese, gromit!
Oh my lord. What an arse. I only watched it to the end in the hope it was a clip from ‘You’ve Been Framed’.
If he ‘reached out’ to me at Christmas I’d reach for the hemlock.
He was just talking slowly so his followers could understand using a slightly better electronic voice synthesizer than Hawkins
He should go on the stage and do readings from the Anthology of Huhneingdonshire Habmen.
Bloody hell, check out the eyes, there’s nothing behind them, its like looking at a shark.
To be honest your post is unkind to sharks. What has a shark ever done to offend you?
Sharks are nice, I like them. They eat ‘cool surfer dudes’. Talk about a service to humanity.
But Dino is correct; there is nothing behind Ed’s eyes. Normally a window into the soul, in Ed’s case they’re a window into a void.
I see Vince Cable is now shooting the messenger. Has he no shame?
No and Toenails is still fawning obsequiously.
Time for bed .
And need to say:-
Happy Christmas to One and All…
Have a Great Day!!
Ignore politics and the flawed/poisonous edmilitwits, kinnochios, prezzas, and the rest.
Enjoy The Day!!
G’Night Sweeties.
Its only the 23′rd you silly old bat !
WTF! Christmas is shite! A dirty jooo was born out of a slags arse. We should burn dirty joooz. Dirty joooz are fucking filth.
I can see the Christmas Message of love & tolerance hasn’t quite resonated with you yet.
Christmas should be a time to burn dirty yhids.
Why can’t we throw them in pits and set them on fire?
Keep it up Ed, you’re doin a grand job! (titter)
His eyes seem to follow you around the next room.
He’s definitely a lizard person. You can tell by the way he eats live mice.
Oh my. How very, very creeeepy. Makes your skin crawl.
A few tips:
1/ Sack your writer. The script stinks.
2/ Don’t stand there looking like you’ve just shit your pants.
3/ I’ve heard better accoustics in the local cottaging toilet.
4/Lose that shit-eating grin. Not quite as scary as Gordon’s, but still frightens the kids.
Makes the hairs on the back of the neck stand up. Shivers.
He is scaring the shits out of me…
He’s going to do a lot for Labour – like ensure they’re totally unelectable. After all, who needs the Zombie from Ward 13 representing Britain on the world stage?
Ed must have been advised by the same person who coached Gordo to do that awful Facebook video. Perhaps that’s why he’s not smiling. Didn’t work for Brown either!
Was this Tom Baldwin’s fine writing?
Did you like the designer clobber I have been posing in over the past few months. Socialism is for the suckers in Pollocks. Daft c*nts. Thanks to the tax payers for the millions to convict the lying, hypocritical, cheating, tax dodging c*nt of a hubby. Solidarity my rse.
Your a strange colour luv, a kind of luminous orange. Do you perhaps have Kidney Failure ?
Why not drop the nice folk farming a new generation of fascists a line at
information@westcoastbelievers.com
After everything we’ve discovered about Brown’s tantrums, odd behaviour and violent outbursts, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there’s breaking news on xmas day that he’s gone beserk and killed himself, or gone beserk and killed some others and then killed himself.
If you go the youtube link itself, you’ll note that as of now, there are 0 comments, as they have to be moderated, and none have so far made the grade. I wonder why…
I’m surprised the footsoldiers at Liebore HQ haven’t been inundating it with glowing comments. You should read some of the comments on the Gordon Brown Resigns video on Youtube (the ITN one). Some saying Brown was the greatest PM ever, misunderstood etc etc. Labour HQ was in overdrive that day. Of course, there’s plenty of great comments too about what a sack of shit he is.
Read it now, only 13 comments, all glowingly positive. Awesome.
That’s out of 8,081 views. Pathetic astroturfing much?
if you dont look at pics–listen to the sound—errie background noise
perfect for TURNER prize
I’ve got my party back. Well alright!
Hello bruddah. Hello fartah. (Dance of the hoes).
Ed’s a gerbil
Hear him burble
Eyes like that could
Make milk curdle
And he’s always entertaining
Like a week of Billy’s cricket when it’s raining
Dave’s no better
A go-getter
Like a hole in
A French letter
He’s as much use to the true blues
As a handbag full of nowt but sloppy cow poos
Oh….and one last thing….what ever you do don’t look into the eyes…never never look into the eyes…..if you look into the eyes you’re finished……..you’re a dead man…you become one of THEM !!
At least my successor tried to imitate me, which is sincere as flattery!
You laddies need to look more on the bright side e.g. my not having to hoard pennies for my kids’ education.
First !!
I’m pissed so you can all go to fuck
We going to nick soon (not Clegg)
Why is he giving a Christmas message anyway? Given his religious and political background, a Hannukah message or a May Day message would be more appropriate.
If you watch it without the sound, the facial expressions make it look like he’s having a proper nasty go at you.
What utter bullshit. I don’t mean to sound racist or anything like that but what is Miliband atheist of Jewish origin, and son of a communist to boot, doing posing before a Xmas tree saying that Xmas is a ‘special time’ for him?
Has he no shame?
He’s Labour, so there’s your answer.
Return of the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/12/absence-of-snow.html
Edenoidal Millicrap.
The latest in a long line of liebour tosspots. Foot, Kinnoch, Brown and now MilliCreep. Lying, leftwing crooks the lot of them!!
eeze a tard, eeze a tard,
yeah yeah yeah!
ebeneeze a tard
fucking Hunt
Millitwat ain’t a Christian!
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‘I am Ed Milliband and I’ve just had my lobotomy and I would like to tell you about it……’
Reaching out very American.
Mandible Dill
Posted this on Youtube–It is being moderated so I post it here so it will not be totally wasted—————–
‘Before I shout for the puke bag I suppose that I should try to be positive.
It is a blatent political gimmick, exactly the same one that he will try on the Hindus and Muslims when the religious calender makes it appropriate.
Positivity? Well he did keep the message targetted at Christians and I cannot yet believe that words like diversity, multi-Cultural-religion-racial and all the other leftie crap was missing. His writers must be reading the papers and recognising English awakening’.