December 23rd, 2010

Son of Brown


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Son of Brown indeed !!!

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    one word says:


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    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Get out me hankie!!

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    we're a piper doon says:

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    gawain says:

    Does he think he is the Queen for Pete’s sake?

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    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Merry Crimas and a Snappy New Years all round.

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    Red Ed's Christmas Speech says:

    Does he think he is the Queen or something?

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    Lib Dumbs says:

    Nothing tio see here…. Move on

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    Ed Milliband says:

    Why is this not tagged totty watch Guido ?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Watching that, I felt that somebody was walking over my grave.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just out of intrest , Who paid for this ?

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    mugwump says:

    Absolutely. Another non-event.

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    Rudolf says:

    What’s underneath that tree? A year’s supply of Vicks nasal spray from his non-wife? Poisoned chocolates from his big brother?

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    D Milliband says:


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    TWATS 'R' US says:

    Where do they get thses twats from?

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    Hugh G. Rection says:

    No, just A queen…

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am so proud Ed .

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    Hugh G. Rection says:

    Umm, Ed?, Ed?, no, I give up, Ed Who?

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    Red Ed's Thoughts says:

    Why would his thoughts be with the troops in Stan over Christmas? He’s not in the army, he’s not a government minister, he hasn’t got any friends or relatives in the army, he has no say in their duties and he wasn’t even in the army cadets.

    Is he merely saying this because he think it sounds politically correct and will win him votes? Surely not.

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    Terrible But True says:

    Those that can, do.

    Those that can’t, spin.

    Those that can’t even spin well… come up with such as this.

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    You know..Ed! He used to be minister for kiddies schools…he has that elf like wife… You know.. angry but ineffective bully boy.. That Ed.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Wake me early mother dear, for i’m to be queen of the May….

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    I’ve met people like this, he’s an insincere c,unt.

    A lieing no-all fuck just like his mentor.

    “People walking in the snow” Pompus patronising arse.

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    nell says:

    Not exactly full of festive cheer was he? He could have been giving a eulogy at a funeral.

    But then perhaps he was thinking of his brother who has abandoned him and gone to ameri ca to celebrate xmas with people who won’t stab him in the back like ed did.

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    Gollum says:

    You don’t have any friends

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    Odd Ed says:

    Strange bloke. His girlfriend has just presented him with a new sprog, he’s got a political party to run and a fierce family dispute on the go and all he can think of is soldiers in Afghanistan?

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    One more time says:

    Very gloomy. Perhaps feels Xmas is no such good news after all.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s got “psycho-nutter-bastard” written all over him. If I ran into that in a pub, I would leave without finishing my drink out of self preservation (possibly throwing up in the gutter just outside just to get the whiff out of my nostrils).

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    Hugh Jardon says:

    Word is that for an encore, he pulls his foreskin over his head and disappears up his own prick.

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    Gordon says:

    Come on me old son. You can do it.

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    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Who the hell is this Ed Milliband ? , I have not bumped into him at any parties .

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    Nice Nurse Janice says:

    There there Gordon, I’ve upped the dose and here’s your fizzy orange

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    Red Ed says:

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    Engineer says:

    He was part of the government that sent them there, but didn’t really define the mission.

    What you see is a guilty conscience.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck off you Marxist Scum !!!!

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    bastards says:

    We all did!

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Fucked if I know. Maybe he’s a stand in for someone else.

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    David Miliband and his new brother says:

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    Engineer says:

    Everyone? Even…..your brother?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Sorry this O/T – but there is a God:

    Couldn’t have happened to a more unpleasant bloke!

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    bastards says:

    It’s the only mode of operation these dumb fucks know.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m the leader of the Labour Party you know

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    AC1 says:

    Has he gone to bohemian Cape Cod, like Grodo used to?

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    The White Eared Elephant says:

    I want to wish you an early grave.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    What I wish for you and NuLiebour is quite unprintable, even on this blog.

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    a new low says:

    Piss off you Hunt.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not Even Gordon ?

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s probably the exception that proves the rule.

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    Mr Plum says:

    He could a wore a santa suit or something, do 4×2’s do christmas

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah….taxi for Sheridan?

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    AC1 says:

    But today is Festivus, Xmas is in 2 days.

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    Rabbi Burns says:


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    Olly boy says:

    No it’s not just you Guido.

    What a tit.

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    a new low says:

    What a Hunt. He turned on the waterworks in court.

    “But in a moment which capped all the drama which this case has seen, he paused, to hold back tears with a choking note on his voice. “I’m frightened of you. I’m frightened of you because you can do something that the NoW will never be able to do. You can separate me from my wife. You can make me break a promise to my daughter that I would spend Christmas with her,” he said.

    He broke down again as he spoke. There was a cry of “come on Tommy” from the packed court room.”

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    Huge G. Rection says:

    Oh Balls?

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    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Succinctly put Billy.

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    bastards says:

    Why does he think anyone is remotely interested what the fuck he’s doing? Why is he broadcasting this risible shit?

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    Anonymous says:

    Insincere, didn’t seem at all connected with the first 20 seconds of ‘his’ speech, odd phonetic emphasis (eg “trudging through snow AND ice”), actually said that (only in) Britain would people ‘reach out’ to friends & those without families.

    So, deceitful, insincere, could have been delivered by either of the two last Prime Ministers. At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…

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    D-Ann Abbott says:

    Hear me now. Booooyaka booooyaka merry xmas mothaf*ckas brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” At least RedEd doesn’t look really scary when he smiles…”


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cheers :)

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    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:


    Like a politburo operative who’s father is a General.

    I suppose a marxist professor who fought for the Soviets will do.

    Humourless bastard.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    What utterly pretentious crap. I suppose he expects us all to sit down at 3pm and watch such drivel? Which planet is this Hoon from? As if anyone in their right mind could give a toss about him and his shabby party of wreckers and incompetents.

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe because anyone who’d listened to “Get Back” by the Beatles would know of other agricultural produce that California is renowned for..

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    Stephen Griffiths says:

    Say that one more time about my astrological twin, and I’ll get me crossbow and butcher’s knife out.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Forceful but fair.

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    Humourless Bastard says:

    Oi, do you mind??

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    Engineer says:

    Oh, go on, Hugh. We won’t tell, honest…..

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    Anonymous says:

    Surely Jack’s the housewife?

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    Mr Panache says:

    You’ve either got or you haven’t got style.
    If you got it, you stand out a mile.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    My knickers are getting damp ……

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    Rogue Projectile says:

    Bloody hell, now there’s vomit all over the computer screen. Mind you, it makes a change from coffee or wine.

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    Anonymous says:

    Taxi, no thanks he aint going anywhere for a while

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    Manager of the Home for Derranged Grauniad Journalists says:

    It’s your age dear.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Consider it a challenge to express it all in under 140 characters.

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    Engineer says:

    A politician with no experience of life outside politics making a politician’s speech.

    Frankly, there are better actors around. Bliar was a good actor – that’s why he got away with it for so long. This feller can’t act. He can’t do sincerity because he doesn’t know what it is. He can only do spinning the politician’s line of the day.

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    cheesy knob says:

    the room sounded echo– no one ever went in it.


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    Anonymous says:

    Eddy Boybands eyes are too close together

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    Angry says:

    Agreed it’s because he thinks that what we plebs want to hear; him being statesmanlike. Whatever happened to Ed and David; their father would be horrified. Both voted for a war when surely war is a bayonet with a worker at both ends.

    Red Ed is a creepy little boy who should be working as a teacher or some such profession. Glad he’s Liebour leader as with him they are in reality leaderless.

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    Engineer says:

    What a hypocrite. Shag around, and then cry about being separated from his wife?

    That must have really earned the judge’s contempt.

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    SaltPetre says:

    It looks like someone hastily plonked a plastic Christmas tree in the corner of a dentist’s waiting room…and said ‘Let’s film it here’ !

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight i will be Ed Millibands bodyguard.

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    Pickled eggs says:

    He was just talking to a web cam when there was no one around.

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    jgm2 says:

    Why not simply jail the two of them? Then they can be together for Xmas.

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    Afghan Heroin Production up 800% since invasion by foreign forces - Keeping British Streets Safe? says:

    I see Ed’s back on the heroin again.

    Afghan heroin, of course.

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    AC1 says:

    Has the PollyUnit produced more environment damagers?

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    Anonymous says:

    How is the son of doggy banker doing? He could be the son of Dennis Thatcher as well, who knows.

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    One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers says:

    David Cameron, George Osborne, Nick Clegg, Danny Alexander, Ed Miliband, David Miliband and Guido Fawkes do, of course, fall into the latter category.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    It’s no bloody good if the process of decision-making includes making the WRONG decision…..

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who is fatter , Lady Dale , Guido Fawkes or Tom watson ?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Your Maths is as good as mine .

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Yuletide log from Mark Oaten??

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Or just hang em ? Cheaper !

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    One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers says:

    You clearly fall into the latter category.

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    The pot bellied lard arsed man with no views of his own: Guido Fawkes!

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    Unsworth says:

    Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army. And probably the Navy and the Air Force, or whatever remains of them. They’d probably be very pleased to see him there and send him for a little tour round Helmand in a Snatch Landrover.

    Mind you, the paperwork would be endless if anything were to happen to the boy.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I kept waiting for him to brandish an AK-47 and tell us why he felt compelled to cleanse the world of the evil scum who scoffed at the will of whoever……

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Your both to kind :)

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    Sir William Waad says:

    At least he kept Balls in the background again.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Too creepy for words. “Christmas is a special time, to relax, to reflect.”

    Is that an inane observation from Ed, or an order?

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    bastards says:

    Hopefully another PCC slap down.

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    DAVE Call Me Fuckin Useless Cameron ! says:

    My Christmas message to Ed and Gordon
    Eat Shit and Die
    you useless pair of wankers !

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    That’s all he has left. To throw himself on their mercy (if there is any – and I do hope there is not). Just proves that these low-life scum will stoop to any depths to protect their non-existent integrity.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    To be fair, I think it was made with an £80 Nikon Coolpix.

    Let’s check his expenses in a month or two.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Jacob knew more than Isaac, then? He certainly knew a lot more than Esau.

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    Unsworth says:

    He’s another Scotch nancy nutter, too. Mind you, she might have been fun to get to know. Bang the lying bastard up in Barlinnie (or have they closed it now?).

    And the jury took as long as six and half hours to convict? Were they on double-time or something?

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    Ampers says:

    I just couldn’t bring myself to watch the video but there is no need for anyone to tell me it was awful.

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    Unsworth says:

    The upper half of his face seems always to be completely motionless – like Botox o/d or something. But the close-set eyes seem to swivel as if motor driven. Is he some sort of genetic throwback?

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    Unsworth says:

    Probably does that quite a lot. No friends, you see – as you’d expect from the Son of Gord.

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    rick says:

    Truly, a seminal work of ideological engagement.

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    Thummary of Ed's Kwithmas Metthage says:

    Mewwy Kwithstmass to you all, and tho thorry you can’t all join th Labour Party for one pee. But I can atthure you that withh Labour, you will all pay inth th end, tho no worries there.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “Actually – and I can say this with some inside knowledge – he’s loathed and detested by the Army.”

    Ditto the RAF. However, if it’s any comfort he’s not alone, because most of our nappy-wearing politicians who have never put on a uniform are loathed and detested. The socialist lot are the worst, because they despise uniforms but go out of their way to praise troops whenever the opportunity arises. I suppose we shouldn’t expect anything else from two-faced creeps.

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    The Watcher says:

    He sounded like he was choking on a wasp. THIS is more like it –

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    bastards says:

    Pantomime Dame outfit from Chris Bryant?

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    Chaytor & Morley says:

    Honesty is the best policy.Cameron set us up.Honest.

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    the cupboard was bare says:

    CallMeDave must be going down a bomb too.

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    Ebeneezer marxist says:

    What must xmas have been like at the millibong household? Lots of earnest chats around the kitchen table with visiting marxists chums of their father. The kids given pieces of wood and a penknife so they could whittle their own toys….none of that nasty consumerism here!

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    Jim Devine intervention says:

    I was set up as well.Im a typical Labour MP.

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    Bennd over and take it up the EU says:

    Hilary Benn: “That’s my view – and we live in a democracy, ok?”

    Arrogant fucker. The very treaty you are agreeing with takes away our democratic rights…

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    Lurker says:

    That’s pretty good.
    Better than any of Simon Cowell’s crap.

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    Tom Badwind says:

    Comedy Gold, Ed. Comedy Gold !!

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    Unsworth says:

    Well, he’s certainly received and perceived rather better than the boy Miliband and his insane predecessor.

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    David Minibanana says:

    Did you get my Christmas card, Ed ??

    No ???. No, cos I don’t send cards out to backstabbers.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll try and be a human being.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch Red Ed’s Christmas Speech; the still picture made me feel very nauseous.

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    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:

    I’m gonna hazard a guess this will be Guido’s moment/video of the year. It’s certainly mine.

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    anonymous says:

    Tessa, I think he was refering to all those sleeping on the floor at Heathrow.

    eerie indeed – is there a full moon tonight?

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    Anonymous says:

    You’ve got very odd tastes.

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Serial killer.

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    Ed says:

    Comradeths! Thith time next year I’ll be prime ministerth! Now I’m offth to make coffee for Mr Whelan.

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    KINNOCKIO says:

    Europe made me very rich !!

    We’re awwight !! We’re awwight !!

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    anonymous says:

    for once I agree with you

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    jgm2 says:

    Reluctant to convict ‘one of their own’.

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    a kulak says:

    Send them both to a collective farm in north korea where they can indulge their hypocrisy for ‘fairness’ as they fight over a frozen turnip in the true spirit of socialism.

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    Red Ed is clearly a Twat says:

    I cannot believe that this empty suit is taken seriously by anyone -anyone at all.

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    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    better still sheridan found guilty of perjury…so much for the great scottish socialist leader…couldn’t happen to a nicer snide champagne socialist bastard.

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    Anonymous says:

    Paperwork? Wouldn’t they just put as much as they could in plastic bags and hose away the rest?

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    what ever he's on, I don't want any says:

    Anyway, anybody know who he is talking to in this video?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    No, this is awful. The state stealing children.

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    you're all cunths says:

    Thtop taking the pith.

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    Tom Badwind says:

    Brilliant. Ed !

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    Anonymous says:


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    Andrew Efiong says:

    He’s more wooden than the tree behind him! Poor bloke.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    If politicians were cheap cameras, which would Ed be?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I’ll be the Crossbow Mong.

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    Nigel S says:

    Anybody else hear the astonishing hagiographic report on BBC R4 18:00 news. Was I dreaming? A new low even for them.

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    i thought christmas was supposed to be a happy time….

    now i want to slit my wrists… what a boring soulless twat!

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    Polly Tuscany says:

    This site wants a final solution for socialists, Fabians, Gordon Brown, student protesters, climate change protesters, the EU, Sadiq Khan, Ed Balls, the entire Labour Party, and me.

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    I have nothing more to say, innit blud says:

    Have a merry ryce and peea, Dy Anne.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yes I enjoyed that one as well. With his reputation he’ll be some big guy’s bitch in no time.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You got it !!!!!

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    streamfisher says:

    FFS, lisping Hunt is leader of her majesties opposition, christmas message: fuck off you pathetic twat

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    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    ‘to reflect’ what a fucking little waste of space you are Ed..excuse our french

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    TakeMeGently. says:

    More than just creepy – frightening.

    Insincerity spouts from every pore.

    Don’t believe a word he says.

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    Aunt Hilda's Reg says:

    you might think that cupboard but I doubt david cameron comes over in the same condescending way little Ed does and Gordon was so smarmy in his back handed praise of the ‘soldiers’ each and every one of them must have been repulsed by his double talking two faced syntax made all the worse by his prevarication and obfuscation regarding the defence budget cuts he presided over. At least the top ecehelon tories with experience don’t even begin to pretend they really know what its like to put your life on the line and in my not inconsiderable experience go down quite well in mess.

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    DAVE Call Me Fuckin Useless Cameron ! says:

    She looked about 60 years old why dont the papers see if she is still alive and ask if she wants to do a “sniff and sell” on him to supplement her pension

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    Whooa there little donkey what makes you think that stars twinkling for your passenger says:

    absolute wankers……will 15 do ?

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    Sunday Moning says:

    An Ed Milliband Christmas Message!

    I’ve never been less inclined to watch anything!!!!

    No doubt the tiny percentage of the electorate who will ever have known about this, let alone watch it, has been doubled by its appearance in your blog Guido :-)

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    The broken one that produces blank pictures?

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    Tapestry says:


    Mackerel have quit the EU.

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    TakeMeGently. says:

    Wasn’t his father a Marxist ?

    Or was that his muvver ?

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    DAVE Call Me Fuckin Useless Cameron ! says:

    He had the fucking gaul to blame the CPS for wasting millions of pounds of tax payers money to persue him !
    if the lying little crooked shite had admitted it in the first place they would have had no need to

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    another sandwich for the big fat bastard in the santa suit please says:

    the birdshit that clobbered his hair paralysed his upper kisser…mind you a spade would have done a better body job overall.

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    Blimey. says:

    I’m not a traditionalist, I do think many things have improved for the better, but todays music is really shite. If you look at youtube clips of music of the late fifties and early sixties there is no shortage of comments from young people bemoaning the poor reptitive noisy shite that they are served up now. Still presumably somebody must buy it?

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    Christmas sucks says:


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    Christmas sucks says:

    Yawn, yawn, mouth was moving but there was no emotion in the message which was grindingly dull and boring, full of cliche and messianic bonhomie and frankly tedious and missed the point. I have no intention of trudging anywhere and relatives are a distinct no no. As usual, Red Ed’s message is completely irrelevant and delivered in such a monotone style that surpasses even Brown and is likely to render his union backers unconcious with delight. Role on the proletariat, down with the twat and Christmas sucks like everything else just now – thanks to ZNL! Well, they can all F Off!

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    nell says:

    Well to be fair Eng he has got kinnochio for a mentor!!

    What more can we expect from him?

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    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    And no doubt there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Cable household this Christmas. I’m sure they will be trudging away from the journos camped outside their door to go and see relatives – not. Perhaps a paso doble or two in between whinges….

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    Windbag says:

    You should have stayed down the pitys, boyo. It would have cost us taxpayers a lot less, look you.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    A Zenit? Or a Praktica? Fine examples of Soviet Bloc engineering comrade.

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    streamfisher says:

    Even the fish have got pissed off and moved offshore, out of EU waters.

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    nell says:

    Well I’m no fan of twatson but I think the fattest and ugliest is prezza!!

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    Яєd Єd says:

    Mєяґу шїйтєяval, комяadє$. Aйd a $pёcїal $ёa$ои’$ gяёєтїйg$ то му pґоlєтaґїaт fґїєйd$ їй оцґ Ьєlоvёd тяadє цйїой$!

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    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tonight while Sarah is asleep
    i am going to fill her stocking
    with a great big Jobbie

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    Sailor Ted says:

    Yes but what you have to understand is that I was forced to give away our fishing grounds as one of the conditions of getting us into the common market and my name into the history books. Not that I told the british public at the time he he he he he he nor did I mention it to the hundreds of fishermen who would soon be out of a job! Merry christmas!

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    gall, not gaul.

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    Sarah says:

    You try that matey and I’ll tip the fucking thing in your cavernous mouth while you’re snoring.

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    Very very weird. Never invite a vampire into your house.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Yeah and now your brown bread

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    looters/socialshits says:

    You weren’t dreaming — they produced a massive onion: Poor old Tommy, just an everyday kinda demagogue. A ‘redistributor’ (spit) with a heart of gold.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sorry TMG who are we talking about here? Cameron, Clegg (surely not), Gisborne sorry I meant Gideon Osborne (same difference-robs from the poor and gives to the rich). Or could be one many Lib Dems?
    I take it you just want to be in Guido and Billy Bowden’s playground gang?


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    Union Baron says:

    Thank you, Ed. 2011 will be a great year. Strikes, mayhem, class war and riots. Merry Christmas. Pass the champagne?

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    Sailor Ted says:

    Yes, in EU paradise where the angels hand out subsidies and where god is a petty clerk from belgium.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    What an unctuous, oily and disjointed creep.He is quite as genuine as a nine pound note. His delivery of that obviously false epistle is particularly loathsome.
    News of his demise is eagerly awaited.

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    NeverRed says:

    A throwaway.

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    NeverRed says:

    Just a log from Gordon.

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    c.eng says:

    Truly mind numbingly awful. Will be used in future as an exemplar of how not to deliver a message, any message.

    But then, there was no message, just appalling cliches strung together, didn’t even make a decent list, finally straining for credibility by reference to the Military.

    Edibandt is so truly awful he makes Gordoon look like Lawrence Olivier, but back to reality, 4 in 10 of the electorate would vote for this buffoon.

    But it does throw into relief, what a class act is Cameron.

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    nell says:

    Was that monotonous, echoing, emotionless attempt at emulating her maj, delivered in an unheated, lobby of unite’s war bunker?

    Surely it wasn’t his home ? Very unwelcoming place!!

    Bit like watching those puritanical preachers who took over from the fun loving stuarts , banned singing and dancing and pretty clothes and burned anyone who dared to laugh!!

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Or download it from pirate b a y. Even then, it’s a rip-off.

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    Tom Baldwin says:

    Just wait until David Cameron & Nick Clegg’s version of “White Christmas” is unleashed on the voters.

  196. 196
    Gordon Brown says:

    I doubled the rate of income tax for Britain’s lowest-paid workers.

    It was the right thing to do.

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    nell says:

    It seems to me that labour are on the verge of a breakdown.

    pollytwaddle wrote a couple of days ago that labour have ‘the red carpet of opportunity spread out before them’ and edmilitwit appeals to the libdems to join him. None of them have (yet). I wonder why that is?

    lenmccluskey, militwit’s mentor along with kinnochio, says he’s going to bring the country to a halt with general strikes, and labour seem to think this will get them into power??!

    We’re in the grip of the worst winter for 100 years and struggling with transport problems and bobcrow is calling a series of crippling rail strikes to support labour’s bid for power?? How does that work?

    And edmilitwit is supporting the anarchic students who are smashing up retailers and stealing their stock, defacing the cenotaph and winnie’s statue, setting fire to the court’s of justice and pursuing anti police and anti establishment policies!

    Seems to me that labour has lost it’s grip on reality and moved into a parallel universe.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    A broken Zenit, with a 50mm f/3.5 lens full of fungus.

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    Wewwyfrightened says:

    He was filming that from Broadmoor after Christmas dinns with the Ripper
    hence his mad staring eyes.

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    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    I understand Baroness Ashton of Moscow is making good use of the increase in British taxpayer contributions to socialist Europe.

    The unelected Highness Foreign Representative has deemed to give the Palestinians millions & millions of our money to continue their war against the only democracy in the ME.

    I am sure that Hamas will send a thank you note to rusty Dave.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    They’re probably too involved in damage limitation exercises to have time for recording asinine seasonal speeches. I hope.

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    nell says:

    Well if they attempt something like that I hope they use Chequers or their own homes as a welcoming backdrop.

    Because that backdrop that edmilitwit has used surpassed anything you’d find in broadmoor.

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    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Talking of white Christmas Tom………

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    Oh !! We must be related !

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    Orville says:

    They’ve only gone and nicked one of mine

    Nick: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
    Dave: You can,
    Nick: I can’t!
    Nick: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
    Dave: You can,
    Nick: I can’t!
    Dave: Look, Nick,
    Nick: Yes?
    Dave: Nothing that you can say
    Will change how I feel today:
    I know that we’ll never part;
    Now hear what I’m saying, Nick?
    Nick: Yes?
    Dave: Who is your very best friend?
    Nick: You are.
    Dave: I’m gonna help you mend your broken party.
    Nick: Thank you.

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    nell says:

    Hey that’s amazing you and I had the same thought at the same time!!

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    Peter Sutcliffe says:

    Oh, God! Help me!

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    Hugh Janus says:

    The echo is reminiscent of the sound quality of a bathroom.

    Did he film this immediately after siphoning the python??

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    PollyI likeupthebumorinmymouth says:

    What a smasher he is!

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    nell says:


    Why am I modded?

    Why oh why??

    Is it because:

    I said edmilitwit has thrown his support behind the rio ting students who want to smas h up shops, def ace mem or ials and atta ck poli ce

    or lenmccluskey and his plans to leave us all without services this winter

    or bobcrow and his plans to leave us all without public transport whilst winter freezes

    Or was it because I said that I think labour and pollytwaddle is in mel t down?!

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    RedEd's mother's crusty pissflaps says:

    Get back behind my crusty beef curtains my boy!

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    13eastie says:

    Why іѕ thіѕ bаѕtаrd-ѕраwnіng, Jеwіѕh, аthеіѕt ѕtаndіng іn frоnt оf а hіdеоuѕly dеѕесrаtеd trее іmрlоrіng mе tо еnjоy сеlеbrаtіng thе bіrth оf Nаzаrеnе?

    Wеll, hеrе’ѕ my Сhrіѕtmаѕ mеѕѕаgе, Еd:


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    PollyIlikeitupthebumorinmymouth says:

    Err what is modded please?

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    Anonymous says:

    Crown office not CPS

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    nell says:

    Well you don’t do pollytwaddle justice.

    She would have said.

    “He is such a paragon of virtue. His intellect blows my mind. His grasp of emotion and understanding of human suffering squeezes my heart. His darling, sensitive feet will walk the red carpet of oportunity into no.10 at the next election. He is the annointed one!”

    Excuse me whilst I go outside and throw up!!

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    This is no time for a novice says:

    What a pile of patronising pish this video message is. it screams of being done in a hurry because “we have to put something out for Xmas”. Just a load of platitudes about reaching out and the brave boys in Afganistan should do it. Utter pants !!!!

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    Deeply Moved says:

    He’s an atheist hypocrite trying to garner votes by aping the worst kind of wishy washy vicar.

    ‘My thoughts are with the opinion pollsters trudging through ice and snow to find out how I can win the next election’

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    Flatcap Army says:

    The man is a swivel-eyed space alien

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    Look on the bright side he managed to read his kids names of the autocue …

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    Martin Day says:

    Nice quote Guido

    Guido Fawkes

    “Clegg is finished as anything approaching a serious politician”

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    Where was jgm2 on election night ? says:

    Well they did you racist prat. As usual unable to make any comment on any subject without bringing up your hatred for the scots. What a wanker you have such massive chips on your shoulder loooooosserrrrrr

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    RedED says:

    That was a disaster, you should never had made me do that, who’s idea was that – Tom’s I think.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    The father was a Marxist. The mother was a jackal.

    Same thing, really, but one has more fur.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    What foreskin ?

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    He's a creepy little tosser says:

    what does the birth certificate say….oh wait !

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    Eagle Eye says:

    *snork* :D

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    nell says:

    Thank you!! There is a God!!

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    Michael 'something of the night' Howard says:

    The torch has been passed…

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    Flashman says:

    Did he record this is in a public toilet?

    The sound quality was such that I expected to hear a volley of grunts, vindaloo farts and half-hearted random flush sound effects.

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    nell says:


    You can just hear disintegrating labour saying ,

    “Everything, whether it’s to do with war or destroyed economic viability, it’s nothing to do with bliar or incompetentgordon or daffydarling or bullyballs ….

    The blame lays with michael’somethingofthe night’howard and maggie.!!”

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    Doctor Spok says:

    Is he an android?
    He looks like one of those aliens from cheep 60s sci-fi films – when you peel back the face you see electric wires.
    Creepy indeed!

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    annnnonyperson says:

    Is it just Guido that found Ed Miliband’s Christmas message rather intense and more than a little creepy?

    Not just you. I thought it was a bit… a bit too worthy. Like he’d used a cliché generator to write his script.

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    annnnonyperson says:

    No. Random automods do that to posters randomly. It’s part of their purpose in life!

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    nell says:

    Please give us a link darling.

    And if I don’t get to talk to you before; Have a Great Xmas and Lovely 2011

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Call me Infidel traduces the Praktika. It was my first SLR, a real chunk of a no-nonsense casting, machined rather well, with superb East German optics (proper Carl Zeiss, Jena, kit, from the factory that the Russians overran; none of your excellent but not quite as good West German Zeiss stuff).

    It’s in the loft now, but gave me years of great service. Later Jap stuff wasn’t really that much better. At some point I began to go to art galleries to learn more about composition etc and was so bowled over by what I saw that I more or less abandoned photography and adopted art-gazing.

    Which camera would Ed be?

    Any cheap disposable picked at random from a heap of similar duds, all beyond their ‘best before’ date.

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    iain says:

    why in sweet fuck would that gormless buffoon actually believe that the world needed a Christmas massage from him?

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Yes indeed – I’m amazed that yours is the first comment to reflect this view. I was repelled by the mad stare. The sooner he does party politicals on the telly the better – he’ll put ‘em off in droves.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameruin – condescending, don’t be silly he had special “Don’t rile the Plebeian” lessons at Eton. Not forced to actually learn anything about them of course, just how to fool them into believing you give a phuq and that “We are all in this together”; just long enough to relieve them of a ballot paper.

    You lot know the game is already up for this bunch of chinless, inbred aristo banjo-pluckers. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

    Vince doesn’t have a nuclear option but he did just drop a lit fag on a slow- burning fuse.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Tried inspecting your own shoulder lately, pal?

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    YES!!! It’s the eyes – staring intently with a lunatic’s intensity of focus – they are the clue to the man!

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:


    Are you mad?

    Never heard of elfinsafety?

    (Some people!)

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    nell says:

    What a disaster!

    Whoever told him he should do a video like that??!!

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    School for Scoundrels says:

    Cracking cheese, gromit!

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    South of the M4 says:

    Stunted in delivery, deliberately slowed. The boy is being coached in presentation skills. Combine that with the ‘on message’ BBC reports all day and we are in for a new years public relations assault. Expect more of the same.

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    nell says:

    ‘the boy is being coached in presentation’ !!

    Well they aren’t doing very well at it then , are they??!!

    As for edmilitwit = he is the most immature, childish ‘boy’ I have ever seen in British politics !!

    When is labour going to produce a Man!

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    Dacker the Reindeer says:

    Oh my lord. What an arse. I only watched it to the end in the hope it was a clip from ‘You’ve Been Framed’.

    If he ‘reached out’ to me at Christmas I’d reach for the hemlock.

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    Dacker the Reindeer says:

    ‘MAssage’? Urgh.

    Someone needs to tell these pontificating politicos to stop saying ‘I think…’, ‘I believe..’ etc. It sounds like they’re not sure. Hardly inspires confidence.

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    a man says:

    Give me call sweetcakes.

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    Dino. says:

    Bloody hell, check out the eyes, there’s nothing behind them, its like looking at a shark.

  252. 252
    nell says:

    well mi kehan cock – I think you are finished!!

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    Mr Plum says:

    He was just talking slowly so his followers could understand using a slightly better electronic voice synthesizer than Hawkins

  254. 254
    St Vince of Vanity says:

    I see Vince Cable is now shooting the messenger. Has he no shame?

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    Hon Est says:

    To be honest your post is unkind to sharks. What has a shark ever done to offend you?

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    nell says:

    Time for bed .

    And need to say:-

    Happy Christmas to One and All…

    Have a Great Day!!

    Ignore politics and the flawed/poisonous edmilitwits, kinnochios, prezzas, and the rest.

    Enjoy The Day!!

    G’Night Sweeties.

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    Dennis Racquet says:

    Payers’ not payers and pursue not persue – get a grip Billy

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    dirty fucking joooz says:

    WTF! Christmas is shite! A dirty jooo was born out of a slags arse. We should burn dirty joooz. Dirty joooz are fucking filth.

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    Yes - let's burn them says:

    Christmas should be a time to burn dirty yhids.

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    Dennis Racquet says:

    Only Billy could write four words and spell two of them wrong

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    His partners kids, I think you’ll find.

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    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    No gaul he hired a frog from the gaul region of france to blame the cps

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    anne says:

    Why can’t we throw them in pits and set them on fire?

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    Atlas shrugged says:

    Sexy bit of stuff or not, try your best to control your highly understandable sense of paranoia. I constantly get modded, but it never shuts me up, as indeed very little ever does. However a very large brown parcel stuffed with high value used Swiss notes would help me to consider doing so.

    On the subject of Red.

    Creepy indeed. You could be forgiven for thinking that he does not have a sincere cell within his entire body, which may indeed, be the case.

    Cameron on the other hand is Tony Blair incarnate. Which is a highly trained liar, therefore very possibly also a graduate of The Tavistock Institute.


    We should ask ourselves, What is more dangerous to the interests of this country and those unfortunate enough to inhabit it. A liar who is clearly doing so, for example Gordon Brown or Polly Toynbee, or a liar who is so convincing, that you could be forgiven for thinking that they actually believe their own lies, for example Tony Blair, or David Cameron?

    Thatcher was many things very much including extremely convincing. This simply because she clearly did believe everything she said, however misguided she may have turned out to be.

    Red is like a character from a Zombi movie, quite possibly because to a large extent, that is exactly what he is. Which is someone so mentally confused that the words come out from his conscious mind, but his far more powerful sub-conscious mind is constantly trying to stop him from doing further damage to his entire consciousness, namely his Self. This can sometimes confuse the human mind to a point of almost total paralysis. Often they become unable to even follow a simple script, without looking like a bit part player in a Michael Jackson video.

    A ‘good’ liar must first convince themselves that what they are saying is the truth the whole truth, and as a much as possible nothing but the truth. Double-glazing salesmen get good at this fast, or they soon find themselves looking for alternative employment. If you put this Red type on a lie detecting machine the needle usually goes off the chart, as soon as they answer to anymore then their own name.

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    Harriet Harman Salt of the earth common Lunnener says:

    Jacqui could not be a housewife as she is too fat and ugly. If you want to know what ahousewife looks like go to TelevisionX. It is what I would do if Jacqui still paid for it.

  266. 266
    The Man from UNCLE says:

    It wasn’t that erotic!

  267. 267
    Harriet Harman Salt of the earth common Lunnener says:

    Jacqui is easily the ugliest!

  268. 268
    Brian Wilson says:

    Fear the beard!

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    The Man from UNCLE says:

    Skid Marx?

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Socialist found guilty of lying. Quelle surprise.

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    Bethel Q Walrus says:

    Keep it up Ed, you’re doin a grand job! (titter)

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    Tolpuddle martyr says:

    The Coalition is far from perfect, but anyone who expected two parties to rule the country without basic policy disagreements is extremely naive.
    Harking back to old class divisions when discussing politicians is boring, predictable and rather pathetic.Especially when the Labour party contains so many MPs who have inherited wealth and attended private schools just the same as their Tory counterparts.
    And those old Labour stalwarts who feign dislike of elitism and class divisions are usually the first to accept peerages and elevation to the House of Lords.

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    PD77 says:

    I thought he was a follower of Yahweh? So normally that’s taken care of by the Mohel if memory serves.

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    PD77 says:

    Watch out for Harridan Harmsmen and her PC brigade One in Ten Were Skilful Men The Rest Were Fucking Chancers, you either will be given an award for missing out the ladies or pilloried for forgetting to be gender inclusive!

    Mind you old Jacky Boy did make it on to an all woman short list so there may be some leeway if you use that as your defence.

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    Spooked says:

    His eyes seem to follow you around the next room.

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    Ewanme yawned says:

    Yes , babes . Wot you sez .

    Merry Crimble to any other mongs out there :)

    E x .

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Sharks are nice, I like them. They eat ‘cool surfer dudes’. Talk about a service to humanity.

    But Dino is correct; there is nothing behind Ed’s eyes. Normally a window into the soul, in Ed’s case they’re a window into a void.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s very well observed. He did forget his kids’ names.

    So he’s on the same intellectual level as Karen Matthews. I can see why Labour didn’t want him.

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    D. Ike says:

    He’s definitely a lizard person. You can tell by the way he eats live mice.

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    Christopher Lee says:

    Oh my. How very, very creeeepy. Makes your skin crawl.

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    A Luvie Producer says:

    A few tips:

    1/ Sack your writer. The script stinks.
    2/ Don’t stand there looking like you’ve just shit your pants.
    3/ I’ve heard better accoustics in the local cottaging toilet.
    4/Lose that shit-eating grin. Not quite as scary as Gordon’s, but still frightens the kids.

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    Peter Cushing says:

    Makes the hairs on the back of the neck stand up. Shivers.

  284. 284
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    No and Toenails is still fawning obsequiously.

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    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Ed must have been advised by the same person who coached Gordo to do that awful Facebook video. Perhaps that’s why he’s not smiling. Didn’t work for Brown either!

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    Anonymous says:

    Pursue, not persue. And capital letters to start sentences.

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    Bella Lugosi says:

    He is scaring the shits out of me…

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    Anonymous says:

    Was this Tom Baldwin’s fine writing?

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    Mrs Sheridan Xmas message says:

    Did you like the designer clobber I have been posing in over the past few months. Socialism is for the suckers in Pollocks. Daft c*nts. Thanks to the tax payers for the millions to convict the lying, hypocritical, cheating, tax dodging c*nt of a hubby. Solidarity my rse.

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    City of Vice says:

    Ironically, the real Brown video is even funnier….

    How the hell did a wanker like him end up running the country?

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    13eastie says:

    Why not drop the nice folk farming a new generation of fascists a line at

  292. 292
    J B Morton-Spooner says:

    He should go on the stage and do readings from the Anthology of Huhneingdonshire Habmen.

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    Dave is Blair's mini-me and bends over for Europe and Obama says:

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    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

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    Dave the wimp can't sack me says:

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    Are we fuck says:

    “I believe” is as bad as “What the public want/are telling us is……”

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    Anonymous says:

    Its only the 23’rd you silly old bat !

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    Anonymous says:

    Your a strange colour luv, a kind of luminous orange. Do you perhaps have Kidney Failure ?

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    ST says:

    It was the pause after the wish of Merry Christmas that I found most disturbing. The mad Norman Bates stare *shudder*.

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    CON 39%, LAB 41%, LDEM 9%, says:

    Too bad Cameron. You’re shit and you know you are.

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    ST says:

    Is that “come on Tommy” as in “come on Tommy, off to gaol with you.” ?

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    ST says:

    Perhaps it’s not the room, perhaps it’s a new addition to his collection of speech impediments.

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    looters/socialshits says:

    What a joke, ‘racism’. I don’t think much of we scots either — nanny state tit sucking socialist losers for the most part. jgm2 is right about corruption in Scottish politics anyway – rotten to the core, makes westminster look good. Good job of perpetuating the stereotype of chippy jocks, though.

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    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:

    After everything we’ve discovered about Brown’s tantrums, odd behaviour and violent outbursts, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there’s breaking news on xmas day that he’s gone beserk and killed himself, or gone beserk and killed some others and then killed himself.

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    Chief Eng says:

    You had the boiler steaming beautifully there C.Eng, but the flame went out with the last sentence.

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    Child kidnapping was a policy of the previous government, has anything changed? says:

    They truly live up to their so aposite acronym, the fucking Hunts.

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    You wrong baby! Me the fuckin Pussy Monster! says:

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    Child kidnapping was a policy of the previous government, has anything changed? says:

    I fought for my country to prevent shit like this. I’m ashamed I so miserably failed.

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    A Very English Woman says:

    Weird just does not cover it!

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    Ruth Kelly's Flood says:

    I agree honesty is the best policy

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    Good! another bastard Socialist gets his due says:

    What a fool!

    How on earth can this bit of a boy be taken seriously? He looks and sounds like some jumped up middle manager from the grocery department of your local cash and carry.

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    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Not getting caught is the best policy

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    Red Ed is not fit to carry her handbag says:

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    Dino. says:

    If you go the youtube link itself, you’ll note that as of now, there are 0 comments, as they have to be moderated, and none have so far made the grade. I wonder why…

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    cheesy knob says:

    if you dont look at pics–listen to the sound—errie background noise

    perfect for TURNER prize

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    Kinnochio says:

    I’ve got my party back. Well alright!

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    Gordon Brown should have a gallon of fizzy orange rammed up his bot bot says:

    I’m surprised the footsoldiers at Liebore HQ haven’t been inundating it with glowing comments. You should read some of the comments on the Gordon Brown Resigns video on Youtube (the ITN one). Some saying Brown was the greatest PM ever, misunderstood etc etc. Labour HQ was in overdrive that day. Of course, there’s plenty of great comments too about what a sack of shit he is.

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    Got it! I knew the bastard reminded me of someone - Stan Laurel says:

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    albacore says:

    Hello bruddah. Hello fartah. (Dance of the hoes).

    Ed’s a gerbil
    Hear him burble
    Eyes like that could
    Make milk curdle
    And he’s always entertaining
    Like a week of Billy’s cricket when it’s raining

    Dave’s no better
    A go-getter
    Like a hole in
    A French letter
    He’s as much use to the true blues
    As a handbag full of nowt but sloppy cow poos

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    It'sAlreadyTooLate says:

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    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    Children in primary schools were Gordon’s visual Leitmotif: I wonder what they will pick for Ed, in an attempt to humanise him?

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    Invasion of the Body Snatchers says:

    Oh….and one last thing….what ever you do don’t look into the eyes…never never look into the eyes…..if you look into the eyes you’re finished……’re a dead man…you become one of THEM !!

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    Jonah_Bruin says:

    At least my successor tried to imitate me, which is sincere as flattery!

    You laddies need to look more on the bright side e.g. my not having to hoard pennies for my kids’ education.

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    Jon Snot says:

    Mine are sticky.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    First !!

    I’m pissed so you can all go to fuck

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    Fake Blood says:

    Evil leftist filth. Time for a revolution, string ‘em up.

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    Chator & Morley says:

    We going to nick soon (not Clegg)

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    Happy Christmas says:

    given your regular input Anon calling cameron condescending comes a bit rich…strange as it may seem you don’t need lessons to recognise plebs…smell and syntax generally suffice. Shame the chinless wit you arbitrarily dispense doesn’t match the class of your subjects.

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    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    His woman’s uglier than Karen Matthews.

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    Cynic says:

    Reflect – “am I up to the job?”

    No Ed you are not. Next

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    NuAttack Dog says:

    haha- jungle on Guido

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    Hava Nagilah says:

    Why is he giving a Christmas message anyway? Given his religious and political background, a Hannukah message or a May Day message would be more appropriate.

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    Kevin T says:

    If you watch it without the sound, the facial expressions make it look like he’s having a proper nasty go at you.

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    City of Vice says:

    What utter bullshit. I don’t mean to sound racist or anything like that but what is Miliband atheist of Jewish origin, and son of a communist to boot, doing posing before a Xmas tree saying that Xmas is a ‘special time’ for him?

    Has he no shame?

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    Jock E. Shorts says:

    Edenoidal Millicrap.

  339. 339
    Dino. says:

    He’s Labour, so there’s your answer.

  340. 340
    PD77 says:

    It was Sue!!!

  341. 341
    Rufus Stone says:

    Titty Watch more like

  342. 342
    democracy my arse says:

    The latest in a long line of liebour tosspots. Foot, Kinnoch, Brown and now MilliCreep. Lying, leftwing crooks the lot of them!!

  343. 343
    Rufus Stone says:

    A mortuary?

  344. 344
    Rufus Stone says:

    Is there an exception to there being an exception to every rule?

  345. 345
    Rufus Stone says:

    The eyes are the only part of the brain visible externally. These eyes look blank, so I can only assume the main part of the brain is the same.

  346. 346
    Unsworth says:

    I guess British Military Service is an unknown to you. You would not believe the vast amount of paper an Army can generate – and when it comes to Boards of Inquiry the whole thing escalates like crazy. It would be nice to think that the boy could be disposed of relatively simply, but I fear that’s most unlikely – and it would all drag on for about a decade.

  347. 347
    fucking yhid says:

    eeze a tard, eeze a tard,
    yeah yeah yeah!
    ebeneeze a tard

  348. 348
    fucking cunt says:

    fucking Hunt

  349. 349
    D-Anne Abbott says:

    Tank u dahlin mwwwahhhh


  350. 350
    666 says:

    Millitwat ain’t a Christian!

  351. 351
    The Ghost of Christmas Past. says:

    This is the nanny State’s Christmas greetings to all its humble servants.
    Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: –

    * This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;

    * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

    * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

    * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

    * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

    * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

    * Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Savior”, “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer” or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

  352. 352
    Biffo says:

    Complete with stained grubby underpants? Yuck, He’s in a civil partnership now isn’t he? I was SOO tempted to send him a jar of Pink Vanish when I heard the news.

  353. 353
    Biffo says:

    Ah yes, this video brings tears to my eyes. Tears of relief that that deranged fuckwith finally got some of the comeuppance he deserved – though piano wire & a lampost along the Embankment would have been the icing on the cake.

  354. 354
    Biffo says:

    So is he.

  355. 355
    Biffo says:

    Is that ‘coached’ or ‘poached’ – as in poached egg? Either way, it’s a pretty shite video,

  356. 356
    Biffo says:

    I can see the Christmas Message of love & tolerance hasn’t quite resonated with you yet.

  357. 357
    Biffo says:

    He’s going to do a lot for Labour – like ensure they’re totally unelectable. After all, who needs the Zombie from Ward 13 representing Britain on the world stage?

  358. 358
    Biffo says:

    ‘I am Ed Milliband and I’ve just had my lobotomy and I would like to tell you about it……’

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    Reaching out very American.

  360. 360
    Freak says:

    The reply below “CON 39%, LAB 41%, LDEM 9%” can only be Ian Robathan

    Have a laugh at this. what a hoon.

  361. 361
    Freak says:

    TWAT watch more like.

  362. 362
    Dino. says:

    Read it now, only 13 comments, all glowingly positive. Awesome.

    That’s out of 8,081 views. Pathetic astroturfing much?

  363. 363
    RedEd's mother's crusty pissflaps says:

    Are you gay?

  364. 364
    RedEd's mother's crusty pissflaps says:

    Utter C U N T bubble – that’s you that is

  365. 365
    Midland Libel says:

    Mandible Dill

  366. 366
    TakeMeGently. says:

    This is an appalling video of the abduction of a child by the authorities.

    The child quite obviously didn’t want to be taken away from, presumably, his father, and we should be told the whole story leading up to this outrage.

  367. 367
    Phoenix says:

    Posted this on Youtube–It is being moderated so I post it here so it will not be totally wasted—————–
    ‘Before I shout for the puke bag I suppose that I should try to be positive.
    It is a blatent political gimmick, exactly the same one that he will try on the Hindus and Muslims when the religious calender makes it appropriate.
    Positivity? Well he did keep the message targetted at Christians and I cannot yet believe that words like diversity, multi-Cultural-religion-racial and all the other leftie crap was missing. His writers must be reading the papers and recognising English awakening’.

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