December 22nd, 2010

Political Panto Season


  1. 1
    Ewanme says:

    Fuck me , hun .

    An I thunk I woz camp x .

    Na night E x .

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    I suppose the cries of “homophobia” will now ring out. People cant take a joke anymore – which this clearly was.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Guido. Your career!

    It’s behind you!

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    What’s that old saying, if don’t dish it out if you can’t take it ??

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Does the race card trump the homophobic card ? Is one islamophobic card worth three sexist cards ??

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Was on Ch4 news! The fact that Bryant is an ugly, preening, ignorant, stupid hypocrite is mildly irrelevant. Odious creature. Didn’t he get the woeful yet attractive Berger her err…job?

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    Chris uncut Bryant says:

    Fucking self regarding, ludicrous ponce

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Bryant still pretending to be MP for Rhondda ??

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    He’s behind you

    Oh no he isn’t Oh yes he fucking is !

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    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Cameron should just sack all of these fucking worthless, second rate, puffed up, two faced, hypocirite Lib Dem filth and call an election.

    If the Labour vermin are carried back into power by the hordes of professional benefit scroungers, omosexuals, disability fraudsters, immigrants, public sector paper shufflers, drug addicts, Bangladeshi vote riggers, and general dog shit who shop at budget supermarkets, so much the better.

    I’d love to see the UK go bankrupt, I’d fookin luv it, Fooking luv it I tells yer

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Sion Simon – always get them mixed up

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m going to be the Wicked Witch.

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    Old Nick Heavenly (no really, where are you Ewanme?) says:

    Well done, you nutter. You proved us all wrong. Merry Christmas from all in The Low Countries.

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    arsssssh says:

    Here come the fits of hysteria. I am checking the Guardian now for some outrage.

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    Political frolics says:

    Thank you to the Telegraph for giving us some festive political entertainment. Apparently they have more embarrassing quotes in the coming days. Let the fun continue!

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    Have you heared the saying ” Washing your dirty linen in public ” ?

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    let's bring back hanging for gays says:

    When I was young gays were sent to special schools and given electric shock therapy. Look what’s happened now they mix with normal people – little kids are being arsed and gays are stalking the streets like rats.

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    Gordon Brown ate my puppy says:

    There was nothing homophobic about the remark. Just twatphobic. Bryfronts is just a c unt.

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    The wanker doth protest too much says:

    And yet you still secretly like to hire rentboys. The ones who spout the most hate filled bullshit are always the ones who project outwards inner turmoil and self-hatred. Just like happily married family man Pastor Ted Haggard, who said the same things as you, and was later found to be fucking a rentboy.

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    BBC editor says:

    We’ve been using those cards for years, makes it so easy.

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    Anon says:


    Winterval Greetins to all the low people x .

    WTF’s this string about , Nick ??

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour treasury spokesman Kerry McCarthy, recently cautioned by Avon and Somerset Police for foolishingly leaking election results on Twitter was on her party’s front bench during the exchange, tweeted that it was a ‘nasty little homophobic jibe from Osborne’

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    Osborne is a Cunt I hope he dies of cancer says:

    We already know that George Osborne hates women and hates disabled people and now this clip shows he hates gay people as well.

    Par for the course, really. The millionaire expense thief George Osborne is so full of hatred of women and the disabled and the lower classes who pay the wanker’s wages that I predict his hatred will eat him up and that he will, in due course, die of cancer.

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    City of Vice says:

    Quite. Prince Charming he ain’t.

    If the Y-front parading, pillow-biting Bryant is upset, he should have thought a little more carefully about pitching panto-related put downs in the first place.

    What a wanker.

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    I Hate Liebore says:

    I think Kerry is nasty and little.

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    Had my humour by-pass reversed says:

    Thanks for making me laugh.

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    City of Vice says:

    The clip implies nothing of the sort about Osborne, you arse.

    What is does it show is some typically over-sensitive Labour twat getting stroppy because his own panto-related insult backfired.

    Osborne’s comment shouldn’t have troubled Bryant in the least. After all, I thought Bryant was comfortable in his bum-boydom.

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    Jimmy says:

    Let it snow let it snow let it snow…..

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    Osborne IS the pantomime Dame. He was the yacht Dame in a frock taking it up the Buttons from Mandy says:

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Guido is TAT

    TaT is Guido

    they are one and the same
    End Of

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    Anonymous says:

    Interesting fact: Ed Miliband was born on the same day as crossbow cannibal Stephen Griffiths.

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    albacore says:

    BBC: “Mr Clegg said: “Surely it wasn’t intended as a homophobic remark – of course not.”
    He added: “I’ve been in a pantomime myself.””
    Don’t look now, ducky, but you still are.

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    The Brokeback Coalition says:

    How can it be homophobia when Osborne is as gay as Hague?

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    Anonymous says:

    Osborne takes it just as much as Hague does.

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    whiny right wingers says:

    the media and the public are biased against the tories!!!! whine! whine! whine!
    we’re the victims!! whine! whine! whine!

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    upper class twit of the year says:

    what do you expect from a bullingdon berk like george?

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    William Gaygue says:

    Look behind you Ducky! Me and George are both hiding in the closet.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget my Aunt Ida

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    Anonymous says:

    Doubt the remark was homophobic .More like Bryant whinging like a pantomime dame.Which he does-often.

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    Alan Duncan says:

    Hands off George Osborne,she’s mine !

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    The White Eared Elephant says:

    This from the thickest MP in the house. You could not make it up.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    For god’s sake there is nothing more than he would like than to be able to play with Prince Charming’s dick again – no doubt whilst dressed as Pantomime dame – as one of Santa’s little helpers blows him for all he is worth.

    I have the photos from last year to prove it

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    smoggie says:

    Where’s his boyfriend?


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    smoggie says:

    Stop being such a spacker, tat.

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    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Fancy a reacharound ?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Why is the Beeb all worked up about supermarkets, when it has such a dominant share of UK radio, tv and news on the internet? Why is it so good that a publicly funded body with such little accountability thinks it is fit to judge?

    Imagine the fuss Al Beeb would make if the supermarkets recruited only via the Guardian.

    It is not forced to make profits like Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s or ASDA, nor does it openly disclose staff earnings, sources of income in the same way?

    The anti capitalist vermin at White Powder City should be shown their P45s, or given one way tickets to Havana.

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    Mr. Plum says:

    Thanks for that image so early in the morning

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    simon says:

    My respect for osborne has increased:)

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    anonymous says:

    as politicians go overboard to be stupid there are some of us in this country wondering exactly what they are for!!

    4 weeks into the bad weather, snow falling again on already iced roads and councils are doing nothing. As government says we have stock piles of grit, why isn’t it being used to help people get out of their homes for the first time in a month???

    all too fucking crap aren’t they

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    What a wanker…! Doesn’t dress very well considering he’s a puddle jumper.

  53. 53
    Tom Baldwin says:

    Quote of the day

    “Calls for ‘lame duck’ right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes to quit blogging after comments are moderated”

  54. 54
    Mr. Plum says:

    Thought it might be a good idea to hold the local elections in the middle of winter, when they come around usually in the spring or summer its amazing how roadsweepers suddenly appear out of the woodwork.

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    all you can eat says:

    wikipedia – A pantomime dame is a traditional character in British pantomime. It is a continuation of en travesti portrayal of female characters by male actors in drag. They are often played either in an extremely camp style, or else by men acting ‘butch’ in women’s clothing. They wear big make up and big hair, have exaggerated physical features, and perform in a melodramatic style. hmmmmm

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    Gordon Brown says:

    today, i am disco dancing

  57. 57
    David Cameron says:

    Samantha walked into the lounge and had a right go at me this morning.

    So I put her in her place.

    The kitchen

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    WANKI LEAKS says:

    Yes TAT he hates the likes of you !

  59. 59
    WANKI LEAKS says:

    he removes mine and yet leaves vile racest comments
    Hmmmm !

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    WANKI LEAKS says:

    Lets all congratulate the happy couple
    who were the first to get married in the HoC !
    couldn’t have anything to do with the 14 subsidised bars and restaurants
    paid for by us could it ?
    i mean poor little loves London is just so expensive these days !
    I wonder if Fawkes was on the guest list ?

  61. 61
    Nick Clegg says:

    This site may harm your computer.

  62. 62
    Cher T. Lifter says:

    Bring it on !

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    Anonymous says:

    How can Osborne be anti gay?

  64. 64
    Guinness Is Good For You says:

    I’d sooner have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.


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    Wince's Official Chauffeur says:

    Your car is here, Mister Cable. Have you put your teeth in, washed under your arms, and got yourself a clean handkerchief? Good boy. Now where would we like to go today? I could take you to Whitehall to play a game of ‘politics’, or how about a nice little visit to the Gordon Brown Day Centre for Former Economic Experts?

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    Chris Huhne says:

    To cheer my old grandad up I’m going round to his retirement home today with one of these all-in-one Christmas dinners, that you don’t have to cook.

    It’s got chunks of turkey and jelly, all smothered in gravy.

    I just hope he doesn’t notice the picture of the cat on the outside of the tin.

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    Homophobism is the New Racism says:

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    Mrs Sensible says:

    And while Griffiths languishes in jail for deleting some disease-ridden dr*ug-a*ddicted whores – for which he should have got an MBE at the very least – Ed Milimong is still at liberty, to potentially cause great havoc to British society.

    This isn’t justice.

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    VINCE lays a CABLE says:

    No that shut down through lack of funding

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    Mr. Plum says:

    That told him

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    QWERTY says:

    Fuck off Bryant, still taking photos of yourself in your dirty skidmarked knickers to load onto homosexual dating sites?

    Somehow I think if a male Tory MP had done that onto a heterosexual dating site he’d have been forced to resign.

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    VINCE lays a CABLE says:

    Old chinese saying !

    Whoever invented decorating wants fucking !
    Whoever invented fucking wants decorating !

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    Mrs Sensible says:

    Neither homophobic nor nasty. Just funny.

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    Anonymous says:

    Any chance of subtitles for people who are at work?

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    WANKI LEAKS says:

    Yes TAT!! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Yes TAT!!! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap YES TAT!! fap fap fap fap fap fap I likes you ! fap fap fap fap fap fap I like you ! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Yes TAT !! fap fap faa.. oh dear… I’ve shit myself again…

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    Get over it Bryant you screaming bender, milking this for all it’s fucking worth….! You’ll be dining out on this for fucking years, won’t you, you fucking knob..?
    Face it Bryant….you fancy Osborne, i saw the way you looked at him after you sat down….giving him that (pantomime dame….? Come over here and see for yourself look).

    Pathetic, whining cum chugger…!

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    smoggie says:

    I’m wanking furiously to the thought of Osborne right now !

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    Loftus Road says:

    if it upsets you then i for one am happy. Along with Cameron’s dwarf gag it shows that our top 2 have a sense if humour.

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    Phil says:

    23 – Who started the analogy knobhead?
    If you take the piss expect some back with interest.

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    smoggie says:

    because you’re a fucking twat

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    bergen says:

    I remember that Rhondda declared itself a nuclear-free zone in the 80’s.Most people thought the collective property value of it to be less than the cost of an H bomb.

    Sad.though.Its people deserve better than Bryant.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Many pantomime dames are distinctly hetero.

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    smoggie says:

    Hague gives me the horn.

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    LMFAO says:




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    Eeu to me says:

    End of school term cat fight,when does the handbag fight start,jeez the country is coming to another stop and two supposedly politicians that people should look up to (lol) are arguing like little kids in a place that is supposedly for grown ups,it’s too near christmas to be arsed to bother about,give them a hundred lines each and send them home to mummy and daddy .

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    the last quango in paris says:

    i’m not making any childish comments about the 2 ugly sisters!


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    Twats like Bryant aren’t happy unless they’re feeling picked on, Chrissy gay is only satisfied when he’s complaining of homophobia.

    Listen Chris, it’s pricks like you that fuck it up for all the other gays that just get on with life. You’re a set back.

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    The Brokeback Coalition says:

    Your ‘top two’ are both closet cases like Hague.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    or thinking on his feet to make a response to the downright pathetic panto comment – which follows the pathetic smiths comments – grow up labour

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    ‘Charming with his jibe’ ??

    Aren’t these people allegedly supposed to be representing their Constituents’ interests in the mother of all parliaments ??

    Or are they just there to project their own sense of self-importance and have their huge egos massaged ??

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  95. 95

    Did you pretend to be me just so you could reply to yourself…? You odd fucker..!

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    it’s pricks like you that fuck it up for all the other gays that just get on with life. LOL! says:

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    Dave says:

    I blame Nick

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    Osborne's Anal Beads says:

    So was Conservative MP Crispin Blunt..So is Hague.

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    Can i have my moniker back, please. I’m sure smoggie would like his back too….

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    The Fast Snow says:

    Got to keep the site stats up old bean.

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    Mr & Mrs Ball-Scooper says:

    We’re triple flippers and proud of it !!!!

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    VINCE lays a CABLE says:

    You couldn’t be anything but gay with a name like Crispin Blunt

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes tat !

  104. 104

    Youtube is banned at my place of work, all i can see is a white box….

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    dutchy in scotland says:

    I quite agree ex CofE curates who flaunt themselves for sale on the web in a pair of slightly creased and well worn M&S Y-fronts deserve everything they get. He wouldn’t last five minutes in Glasgow as a ‘dame’ !!!

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    smoggie = tat says:

    go fuck yourself tat you tory lickspittle shiteater

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    Surely cherie’s job?

  108. 108

    thanks for confirming you and smoggie are the same poster fuckwit

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  109. 109

    said tat the nutter

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    So was I.

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    Brokeback Dave says:

    So am I.

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    Dave says:

    I bum Nick

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    nine months previously their collective father fixed the puncture on his bike

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    QWERTY says:

    That’s your secure unit padded cell concrete nutter.

    Go and ask nursie for your morning medication tat.

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    The new idiot citizen says:

    So the joke was not only homophobic but sexist and Dameist as well.

    I belive only women who are actual Dame’s should play the part on stage, that is a woman appointed to the grades of Commander or Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, Order of St Michael and St George or Royal Victorian Order or Knight of the Order of the British Empire.

    Dame’s have human rights too, and, err, it would mean less g;obal warming. Ashcroft. Oh, and the bbc should sue Osbourne, or something

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    outsider says:

    why was there a ‘thick as thieves’ all over the forums, then nothing, now every so often someone says something and they get accused of being ‘tat’? is tat ‘thick as thieves’?

    I’d understand this blog better if I knew.

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    Order Order's Astrological Correspondent says:

    Good spot. Astrological twins (those born on the same day) share many character traits.

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    The Prosecution says:

    George Osborne bought a house for cash before being elected and as soon as he was elected he took out a mortgage in order to defraud public funds.

    As he had paid for the house outright in advance of becoming elected he clearly had no need to take out a mortgage therefore he did so directly against the rules of the Green Book and for the explicit purpose of claiming money he was not entitled. He is, therefore, fraudster who has embezzled public funds.

    George Osborne is a thief who is not fit to hold office.

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    There Can Only Be One Top Boy Innit says:

    They can’t all be tat you fucking retards.

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    Anonymous says:

    Thats because your looking at the window TaT

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    TUC Geezer says:


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    Unsworth says:

    They’re all the fucking same, anyway. Nothing to distinguish any of them. Mindless Lefty cretins.

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    TATS MUM says:

    TAT i have bought you some new slippers for christmas
    You will look really cool when your gran comes round to give you a push around the park
    with your new slippers celotaped on to the end’s of your floppoly doppolys

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    Coalition of the Cripples says:

    Nick and Danny are Tories, Dave isn’t, Osborne hates women and spastics, so does Liam who hates our soldiers and sends them to the killing fields of Afghanistan while he sips expensive wine at the taxpayers’ expense and buys guns and bombs from America because he works for the CIA, Vince got fucked by Andy ‘Tap It’ Coulson who lives in a sewer and tells lies on behalf of Dave who hates poor people and steals food from their plates and the clothes from their backs, the Tories tell their mates at the Telegraph to con Vince into telling the truth and then stab him in the back because he was bringing too much heat down on the Tories friends the bankers who caused the financial meltdown and are just about to cause another one by drawing bonuses they don’t deserve but Dave doesn’t care because Dave’s job is to protect the bankers and steal the students’ educations which has led to Dave getting his windows smashed in all the time and Nick to lose the last ounce of credibility he had left, the Liberal Democrats are starting to realise they are dancing with the devil and that Dave is in fact Satan working for the rich and stealing from the poor and that Danny Alexander is a Tory fifth columnist and has been from birth and that he loves stealing food from the tables of the poor even more than Dave and George….confused? You will be after watching the next episode of “The Coalition of the Cripples”
    Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da……….

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    He's behind you! says:

    Ugly sister?

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    bergen says:

    Bryant’s appearance as Cap’n Underpants on t’ net was infinitely worse.

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    Taxfodder says:

    Tell me again who was it parading himself in his underpants on the World Wide Web???

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    smoggie says:

    Yeah, he was. He threatened to leave forever but sneaked back in the next day using every alias except his own. He stands out like bulldog’s bollocks though; easy to spot with his obsessive rantings against anyone who disagrees with him (i.e. most people).

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    smoggie says:

    Yeah tat, you’re being a right prize spacker. Haven’t you got enough monikers of your own?

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    TUC Geezer says:


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    EU, bailouts, nannying, muzzies, corrupt non-resigning MPs & me? No thanks. says:

    MPs lost the art of resigning years ago. It’s not in their DNA. It’s never the right thing to do these days apparently.

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    smoggie says:


    Hope he gets a matching dummy.

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    All Together Now, We are All In This Together Said The Tax Evading Millionaire George Osborne says:

    Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da……….

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    smoggie says:

    Tat’s got more monikers than he has holes in his smelly socks.

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    wtf says:

    You would have thought that wouldn’t you. On here anyone who criticises the luvverly Tories is accused of being TaT.

    Fucking bonkers but at least it keeps them off grooming websites for a bit as they indulge themselves in their post-Thatcher masturbatory fantasy world.

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    the gay geezer Gideon says:

    I agree.

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    hohoho says:

    Has ParilOut been asked for a response yet?

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    hohoho says:

    oh ffs, get an edit facility…ParliOut

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    Gonk says:

    I look at fuckers like Bryant
    and wonder how he feeds, clothes
    and generally manages ‘life’ without
    somebody to help him. Whining self pitying get.

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    Coalition of the Cripples says:

    The New Labour war criminals voted to send our troops into Iraq and more Tories than Labour MPs voted to send our troops into Iraq, Dave and George and Liam were all for the illegal invasion which led to the deaths of 700,000 Iraqis and the displacement of four million Iraqis and they still think they were right to vote for the illegal invasion because they too are war criminals like the New Labour war criminals and they must stick together to evade the rope, Dave and Gordon think the invasion of Afghanistan is keeping Britain’s streets safe as hundreds of tons of Afghan heroin flood the streets of Britain and kills thousands of British citizens and turns them into junkies, before the Afghanistan occupation the Taliban eradicated poppy growing and since the occupation Afghanistan has become the largest producer of heroin in the world and Khazi’s brother, with the help of the CIA, is the biggest heroin exporter in the world selling the junk that is killing the youth of Britain, Europe and America….confused bruvver? You will be after watching etc….

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    it's not a party political matter says:

    At least they were run of the mill underpants. A Tory would probably be wearing suspenders replete with unsexy garter belt, tights around the neck and an orange stuffed in their mouth in much the same fashion as one would stick an apple in a pigs mouth on the dinner table. And that is just the male MPs.

    They’re all deviants, crooks and twats in that place and the other place.

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    HersheyHighwayWatch UK says:

    Pity George didn’t call him a “dame lifting his shirts, oops, I mean skirts…”

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    streamfisher says:

    They should do a HOC Xmas Panto, they have got all the talent for it.

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    homo = shit-eating loon says:

    Do you spout psycho babble when you’re bumming your dad?

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    The Beast with a giant bean stalk says:

    Bryant has always been fond of a spot of A lladin
    Right up his arse for those of you cant work what I meant

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    BILL banana cock CLINTON says:

    Why have the bbc got Limpdick toothpick on disscussing Vince ?

    He is not a fucking MP anymore you idiots

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    Al says:

    Hi tat, up you pop.

    Gobbled any Tramps recently?

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    The Beast with a giant bean stalk says:

    Crossbow sales have also gone through the roof
    More targets

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    Super Zuffle says:

    Been a while since i been on tat, glad your still here.

    As i said before seeing you get owned on this blog is what i get up for in the morning, outs a wry wmile on my face

    As another poster pointed out you can tell your left wing ramblings whatever name you use.

    A reality denier in all its glory

    Thanks for making me laugh though i think a bit of wee has just come out

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    It would have been Theresa May, but she’s playing Rick Wakeman in another panto (and Harman just scares the kids!)

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Indeed, and a measure of how effective he is is the hate and nonsense being written about him here (in big crayon letters) by so many of Guido’s ZaNuLieBor trolls!

    Merry fucking Christmas!!

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    Al says:

    Nurse will be along shortly tat

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    The Beast with a giant bean stalk says:

    Well Mr Pump they allow you to mong (not calling you one)about here so it cant be that bad
    Just take your own DVDs in and pretend to work

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    Bird with small brain says:

    But on this occasion he talked sense. If every apparently married man knew what his wife said about him to her girlfriends the divorce rate would rise dramatically. How tedious it all is.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Don’t worry, the revolving door financing from the ippr will soon be there, delivered by meals-on-wheels!

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    You’d think that all sensible Libdems would be saying as little as possible today.

    So they probably couldn’t even people who stand for local councils (and fail) in.

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    Bird with small brain says:

    Should have been a ‘happily’ in that sentence…

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    The Beast with a giant bean stalk says:

    You mean they turn down your advances?

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    TUC Geezer says:


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    A strolling player says:

    You forgot ‘Thatcher, Thatcher.’

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    Tom Baldwin says:

    Good Morning Campers

    Check this video out — Mr Creosote (Monty Python)

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    Confucious says:

    I’m confused.

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    Student Grant says:

    so you think shoving your dick up another mans arse is normal and is to be encouraged and even celebrated, it’s not normal and these fucking queens of drama should realise that most people think they are dirty bastards.
    I bet you wouldn’t let him make you breakfast after he’s had a night of perverted arse fucking.

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    Joe Bloggs says:

    I’d never heard of him until he lost his seat.

    The LibDems seem to think they’re so important. “Saint Vince”, FFS. Nobody votes for them. They’re nothing other than wrong.

  166. 166
    Mandy the Mincer says:

    Grow up you fucking wowser.

  167. 167
    caveat scriptor says:

    FFS why don’t you read what you have just written before you click the “Submit Comment” button?

  168. 168
    Article 38 says:

    Shouldn’t you be the idiot who thought selling the country down the river for a handful of beans was a good idea?

  169. 169
    B. Unch O'cunts says:

    UK’s official economic growth estimates revised down.

    Well done George, well done Cameron, well done the government!

    Happy fucking Christmas!

  170. 170
    Nick Clegg says:

    I threw a fag on the ground, which resulted in a council official coming up to me.

    Luckily he was homophobic as well, so we both kicked the fuck out of him.

  171. 171
    streamfisher says:

    But is that revised from an up or revised from a down?, or just somewhere in the midden, err, middle.

  172. 172
    Thought for the Day says:

    If Ed Miliband is an Atheist, why did he send out Christmas cards?

  173. 173
    smoggie = tat says:

    you ran away crying vowing never to return twice smoggietat so don’t be modest

  174. 174
    Hello Honkytonks says:

  175. 175
    smoggie = tat says:

    fuck off smoggietat you lickspittle twat

    everyone knows you’re a piss soaked dog rapist but it’s good to see you admit it

  176. 176
    Practical observation says:

    While it must be terribly hurtful to be called a pantomime dame, it must hurt a hell of a lot more to have some sweaty moustachioed 18st bloke in a leather cap shove his kn*b up yer coal chute.

  177. 177
    streamfisher says:

    Jesus never sent out Christmas cards because they are a 19th century invention.

  178. 178

    Smoggietat’s got more monikers than shit stained underpants.

  179. 179
    wtf says:

    smelly socks !

    smelly socks !

    smelly socks !

  180. 180
    hohoho says:

    I suppose that would indeed help the situation. Thank you for the valuable advice.

  181. 181
    William Gaygue says:

    ‘appen I’m getting an erection ba goom!

  182. 182
    Willsteed says:

    No more than from a ‘Bullingdon-berk’ such as David ‘Don’t ask me a question I’m the chair, but If I can just interupt you repeatedly to make a point’ Dimbleby.

  183. 183
    General Heinz Guderian of the 2nd Panzer Division says:

    I remember when we crushed your “Low Country” under the steel and might of the 2nd Panzer Division! I hope to do it again some day soon!

  184. 184
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Ah! but Jesus wasn’t an Atheist, was he? Anyway Militwit will be working as usual and as he doesn’t recognise the religious festivals he will not be demanding overtime payments for the work he does.

  185. 185
    Down with Brown! says:

    Political Panto Characters

    Wishy-Washy David Cameron
    Buttons Nick Clegg
    The Ugly Sisters The Eagles
    Widow Twankey Vince Cable
    Baron Hardup Liam Byrne
    All 7 of the dwarves John Bercow
    Peter Pan George Osbourne
    Puss in Boots Teresa May
    Goldilocks Nicola Blackwood
    Mother Goose Mrs Thatcher
    The Pantomine Horse William Hague and Christopher Myers
    The wicked Witch Gordon Brown
    The village Idiot Danny Blanchflower
    Sheriff of Nottingham Gordon Brown
    Beauty Luciana Berger
    The Beast Gordon Brown
    Jack Jack Straw
    The Beanstalk Vince Cable
    The Giant Daniel Kawczynski
    Mrs Rochester Gordon Brown.

  186. 186
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Aren’t we all getting bitchy! They’ll be scratching each others eyes out soon. At least the Ruskie Huskies have a good slog-out in Parliament. Ambulances waiting to take the injured away. In the London Houses of Parliament it’ll be make-up artists to retouch the mascara or a stress manager to sort out the sad and hurt. Wait till the Hon Lesbian ladies start on one another. Then the House will get real mean.

  187. 187
    David Chaytor says:

    Hear, hear !!

  188. 188
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    I blame Sue. Much safer to beat up on women.

  189. 189
    BILL banana cock CLINTON says:

    Yes especially to a closet homo who doesn’t want a living soul to know he likes mens bottoms !

  190. 190
  191. 191
    BILL banana cock CLINTON says:

    And why is he stealing “Gods Oxygen” ?

  192. 192
    Philip McArthur says:

    Your alias shows what an obnoxious moron you are.

  193. 193
    Philip McArthur says:

    My remark was addresses to the despicable character who calls himself :-‘Osborne is a Hunt I hope he dies of cancer’

  194. 194
    Willsteed says:

    Harriet Harman agrees, ‘How dare you single out my Countess auntie for your prole prejudice! You fucking peasant, STFU, don’t you know that we are all equal!’

  195. 195
    Budgie says:

    Hmmm, the UK is bankrupt.

  196. 196
    Peter MangledBum (Lord of the Rings) says:

    he doesn’t have to
    his husband helps him
    even holds his cock while he has a piss

  197. 197
    Peter MangledBum (Lord of the Rings) says:

    And how would the Kidney bean faced bachelor twat know that ?

  198. 198
    I hate inaccurate historical references says:

    Guderian left the 2nd Panzers in 1938 long before any crushing

  199. 199
    General Heinz Guderian of the 2nd Panzer Division says:


  200. 200
    Little Boy Blue says:

    Up to now I haven’t been sold on George Osborne. He has just gone up 1000% in my estimation of him. How Bryant is still an MP is a sad, sad reflection on the voters of his constituency.

  201. 201
    Stage Directions says:

    [flounces off in a perfect huff]

  202. 202
    Audemus Dicere says:

    197: True, but Guderian was in charge of XIX Army Corps at the relevant times in 1940, which included 2nd Panzer Division. So #183 was, strictly speaking, correct.

  203. 203
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Chris Bryant’s behaviour and attitude shows that he has become the gay stereotype of the mincing, petulant queen. Every time I see him interviewed on television his mock outrage and semi-hysterical ranting has to be seen to be believed.

    Typical Labour politician – likes to dish out sarcasm and abuse but can’t hack it when it’s thrown back at him, and tries to hide behind his homosexuality. I can’t abide the hysterical twat, not because he’s gay, but because of his odious personality.

  204. 204
    PaXO says:

    The bird on the lower left – is she a looker?

  205. 205
    PaXO says:

    Labour treasury spokesthing Kerry McCarthy surely?

  206. 206
    Generaloberst Franz Halder of the Oberkommando Des Heeres says:

    Herr Audemus is correct! And I should know…I was there!

  207. 207
    Cynic says:

    At least Bryant kept his trousers on this time

  208. 208
    Captain Ernst Röhm, Chief of Staff of the Sturmabteilung, (SA) says:

    It wasn’t like this in my day! We shot the dirty pigs!

  209. 209
    Mein generals Batman says:

    Ya but it was his plan.

  210. 210
    Tiny Tim (disabled) says:

    At least we could close the gap between the rich and the richer.

  211. 211
    MILF fancier says:

    To find out ,try googling Victimhood Poker. It’s a game that everyone can play except white heterosexual English Protestant Men. And if they aren’t victims doesn’t that mean that they are the victims of discrimination?

  212. 212
    MILF fancier says:

    Hard to believe but there might be some totty on the Labour benches!!!! but before you get carried away remember she is probably a man-hating feminazi Anglo bitch…..If she wasn’t she wouldn’t be allowed in New Labia!!!!!

  213. 213
    Generalfeldmarschall Erich Von Manstein of Army Group South says:

    Err, I think you’ll find that it was my plan!

  214. 214
    cum see what i got says:


  215. 215
    Feldwebel Gustav Rorsch says:

    Mein General – I still have ze lederhosen you left in mein panzer after zat night out at Ze Pink Flamingo in Caen. I haf always vondered how you got all ze vay back to dein billet without ze ‘special’ trousers. A little breezy around ze nads as der Britischer fops vould say, nein?

    Zu befehl!

  216. 216
    Yurak Hunt says:

    Did mummy lock you up in the cupboard darling, need to vent those issues sweetie?

  217. 217
    Tory Commander in Chief says:

    I thought he was referring to a certain former Tory blogger who shall remain nameless.

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