December 21st, 2010

Quote of the Day


171 Comments

  1. 1
    Catosays says:

    He just likes them in strange ways…or Strangeways…take your pick!

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is straight ??? Oh he aint a politicon :)

  3. 3
    Sarah Rug says:

    Me too, I like women.

  4. 4
    Selohesra says:

    When I was younger then given the opportunity of dozey tarts throwing thenselves at me I think I would have taken up the offer too

  5. 5
    Animal says:

    I really don’t like the way the allegations have been trivialised by the lefty darlings and hand wringers. In their nasty little world it doesn’t matter who gets trampled on when it suits them.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    He also said “a gentleman doesn’t count”……

  7. 7
    Expat says:

    he actually said “i’m not promiscuous … I just really like women to have sex with me on my terms”.

  8. 8
    gordon says:

    I like to punch women.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    No, not trivialised at all? Rather they have been given credibility MERELY because of their nature i.e. crimes against wimmin.

    The left really are struggling with this one now.

  10. 10

    “I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women, preferably tied up and on Temazepam.”

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    “…wether they’re conscious or not.”

  12. 12

    Anyone with the backing of John fucking Pilger has to be treated with the utmost suspicion.

  13. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be a used condom.

  14. 14
    The CoC in the HoC says:

    “I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women”

    Not from these part then?

  15. 15
    The CoC in the HoC says:

    Give me a chance princess……….I know I can make you happy.

  16. 16
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into Julian at a party once….

  17. 17
    sussex sire says:

    I’m not promiscuous, I’m Spartacus!

  18. 18
    Never mind, look on the bright side says:

    Jade “Vacuum Brain” Goody is dead,.

  19. 19
    Nigel Evans says:

    Oddball

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  21. 21
    IcedUp says:

    which you haven’t used yourself gordon naughty naughty

  22. 22
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Assange would never fit in with the Coalition.

  23. 23
    Millie Tant says:

    The rape allegations are balls.

    Charge 1 – a condom broke, eh?

    Charge 2 – The woman wanted sex but after thinking about it decided to change her mind a few hours after

  24. 24
    Unsworth says:

    So he’s partial to gentlemen too?

  25. 25
    IcedUp says:

    its ‘er fault then…you’de need to have been drugged up to have poked that

  26. 26
    IcedUp says:

    perhaps he might be good at the seam though…coal..I’ll get my coat

  27. 27
    Engineer says:

    It would seem that many women quite like him, as well, before he beds them. Whether they still like him after he’s bedded them is in rather more doubt. This migh suggest that the quote might be, ” I’m not promiscuous, I just really like using women”.

  28. 28
    Elvis Cable says:

    I’m gonna be hungry this christmas
    My turkey’s flown away …..

  29. 29
    I'M Sparagus says:

    I is only dead in the sense that I ain’t alive no more.

    I can still email an twitter etc.

  30. 30
    slip one in says:

    Anybody who’s married will know what that’s like.

  31. 31
    Kenneth Horn says:

    Was he with Sandy?

  32. 32
    Nokia says:

    You can say that again….

  33. 33
    Taxfodder says:

    Shock horror…

    There you go Julian Assange I knew it all along, running around shagging willing females, flaunting himself in such a way pretty girls can’t help dropping their knickers for him.

    No thought or consideration no control who does he think he is Boris Johnson?

    He ought to be locked up, at least that way a few hotties who might drop’em for a charity case like me!!

    Grrrrr weep weep…

  34. 34
    noodles says:

    “The left really are struggling with this one now.”

    The left can hold two contradictory ideas in their fucked up brains, no problem. It’s one their strengths.

  35. 35
    Rod Hull says:

    Keep at it son

  36. 36
    Engineer says:

    It’s true that balls are often peripherally involved in rape allegations.

  37. 37
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Promiscuity is no evidence of rape. I don’t think any of these women have alleged that they were forced to do anything, and that the facts alleged do not constitute rape in English law.
    Of course, this has nothing at all to do with the leak of highly-embarassing classified documents by wiki-leaks (even if one of the women was a member of an anti- C astro organ I s A tion)

  38. 38
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

    Lawrence understood the Arab mentality of holding opposing & contradictory beliefs & venemously & viciously acting out to bring both to fruition.

    No wonder the left / Islam alliance is so cosy – they both share that mentally unstable trait.

  39. 39
    sixtypoundsaweekcleaner says:

    He doesn’t seem much different to most men I’ve met. Puzzling, is why he is being hounded for it? Looking at the way a lot of politicians behave, you’d think they’d be best friends!

  40. 40
    Harriet Harman says:

    He should be hung for attacking one of the sisters!!!!

    Oh , You know where to find me.

  41. 41
    streamfisher says:

    It seams a nutty slag will get him roasted in the end (I’ll get mine too).

  42. 42
    Tom Baldwin says:

    George Osborne next for the sack,along with Vince Cable

    Osborne in homophobic row over ‘pantomine dame’ retort » Communities » 24dash.com http://t.co/gFc4hAb via

  43. 43
    Julian Assange-Netalia says:

    “I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women……

    ….that can keep a secret whilst my WikiLeaks all over some hairy-arsed trucker’s backside.”

  44. 44
    buttons says:

    Chris Bryant is a whiny cuпt.

  45. 45
    simon r says:

    John Prescott – I’m not a geedy fat gluttonous bastard, I just enjoy my food.

    Gordon – I’m not a complete psycho nutjob, I just get teensy bit vexed sometimes.

    RedED – I am not a useless fuckwit, I am special ( David says so )

    Jacqui – I am not a greedy troughing bitch, maths was just never my thing.

    Any more ?

  46. 46
    jgm2 says:

    Just think Guido. One day you too might have hundreds of thousands of embarrassing e-mails dropped in your lap and decide to make them public. And, after seeing how the last great hope of the free world reacts, then you too can decide whether to pass them on to The Telegraph or print ‘em and then relax while they destroy your life.

    It’s not Assange they’re after. It’s the rest of us. They’re fucking this bloke’s life pour encourager les autres.

  47. 47
    Engineer says:

    If Bryant dishes it out, he can’t really complain if he gets it back. The pantomime dame is traditionally played by a bloke, so what’s homophobic about Osborne’s retort?

  48. 48
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    They are peculiar allegations.

    I can’t imagine anyone trying to explain them to your local plod at the front desk of your nearest police station. No matter how many sensitivity training days they’d been to you can imagine them just saying “yer what?”

  49. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Right , We know who the looney left are , But who are the looney right ?

  50. 50
    Tapestry says:

    In Sweden the events that took place potentially constitute rape. Swedes are so slow thinking that, under the law, consent to sex can be withdrawn retrospectively. It’s all that reindeer meat they eat, that somehow clogs up their brains, but not their sexual organs.

  51. 51
    Chavwatch 2010 says:

    Three bagger. Thick as pigshit and twice as ignorant.

    The tragedy is that there are 30 million clones of her in Britain.
    You can see their obese tattooed mottled bodies vomiting in the
    gutter on Saturday night in any town across the country.

  52. 52
    Himmler was very Simmler says:

    The other was in the Albert Hall.

  53. 53
    Gordon Brown says:

    I know all about being married.

  54. 54
    Kurt Wallander says:

    Existentially speaking, one is either born a victim or one becomes one. The criminal is a victim too. Thus, we are all criminals and all of us are victims. It’s exceptionally depressing.

  55. 55
    Nelson's Column says:

    And so say all of us Guido!

  56. 56
    Sir William Waad says:

    Many a good man has been brought low by an over-active pecker.

  57. 57
    Gilbert the Filbert says:

    Christopher Booker. The gut(*) is a swivel-eyed nutjob.

    (*) OK, I meant guy, but it came out as gut

  58. 58
    Engineer says:

    That must make procreation (as opposed to recreational sex) a bit fraught.

  59. 59
    ethan knoll, hayes says:

    Simon Coulter

  60. 60
    Harriet "Lefty Angel" Harman says:

    Woman #3 has now turned up.

    Which woman was the woman who went to dinner with him the day after the alleged rape which is not normal behaviour for a victim?

  61. 61
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is he related to Ann Coulter ( Always on fox news)

  62. 62
    Elsie Beattie, 83 and a bit says:

    I wish my pecker still worked, dear.

  63. 63
    A Real Journalist says:

    Me? Like whisky 16 years old and mixed with coke!

  64. 64
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    And Assange too.

  65. 65
    Miss N. Evans says:

    He’s not a pantomine dame. He is just a queer but acts like a fairy.

  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Assange does seem to be a bit of a cad and a bounder.

    Which clearly means we shouldn’t be allowed to find out that the american military does shoot all people that they shouldn’t. Sorry, they should shoot anyone they like. And to think otherwise is unpatriotic of all of us. “their country right or wrong” and salute the flag.

  67. 67
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:

    Harriet – I am not sexist, I really hate men

  68. 68
    jgm2 says:

    Warnie, put your wanger away.

  69. 69
    Airey Belvoir says:

    ‘Rape’ is an ugly word. I prefer ‘Surprise sex.’

  70. 70

    Christmas hits.

    Lonely this Christmas – Gordon Brown

    Silver Balls – Ed Balls.

    Blue Christmas – George Osborne

    Fairycake in New York – Eric Pickles

    Shite Christmas – David Cameron

    Let it crow! Let it Crow! let it Crow! – Bob Crow.

  71. 71
    John Q Pubic says:

    Could anyone post a link to a site explaining exactly what sexual “crimes” Assange has committed?

  72. 72
    CovRam says:

    What a swede…….!!!!

  73. 73
    Chief Running Jump says:

    Could be. I just know him as some narcissistic mummy’s boy that posts on the DT every day.

  74. 74
    THE HOUSE OF COMMONS COCK JOCKEYS CLUB says:

    Fancy liking Women !
    How depraved ! we just love arse in here

  75. 75
  76. 76
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Bad stuff. Don’t worry yourself with the details.
    If you develop any sympathy towards him, or read wikileaks you’ll be a bad man too.

  77. 77
    John Q Pubic says:

    Sorry, “what crimes he has been accused of”.

  78. 78
    Mandy says:

    “I’m a shitter – not a quitter”

  79. 79
    jgm2 says:

    Should have gone to Denmark.

  80. 80
    ST says:

    Hmmm, it reminds me of those spiders where the female eats the male as he fertilises her.

    They can withdraw consent after the event? How messed up this that? It must be more complex, is it if their drunk or something?

    “Bonk me”

    “Okay”

    “Rape.”

    Huh??

  81. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Red Ed – sound of silence .

  82. 82
    filipinomonkey says:

    Tony B – I’m not a rich capitalist, I just enjoy property.

    Tony B – I’m not a war monger, but hey it needed to be done cos George told me.

    Tony B – I wasn’t George’s poodle, I just like catching frisbees

    Tony B – I didn’t fib about cash for peerages, that was Gordo…

  83. 83
    jgm2 says:

    No use for either. Now if you were a gritter…

  84. 84
    QWERTY says:

    The Yorkshire Ripper liked women as well.

  85. 85
    Gonk says:

    Pardon Elsie

  86. 86
    Engineer says:

    Which just demonstrates the old saying that things are seldom black or white, but shades of grey. Unpicking the rights and wrongs in all this is more than I can do with currently available information, both on Assange’s relationships and the released e-mails.

  87. 87
    Bytecruncher says:

    A google on

    guardian julian assange condom

    will turn up the allegations.

  88. 88
    Eric Pickles says:

    I’m not a glutton, I just really like eating.

  89. 89
    Postlethwaite says:

    Guido, you are just the same as the BBC – following on the coat-tails of a smear campaign

    And what of Wikileaks?
    Today’s revelations are what exactly?

    Oh yes, Hilary said to ‘smear wikileaks anyway you can’.
    Altogether now ”people’s lives are at risk”.
    And I’ve heard that brand of bollocks before – three mps were on suicide watch during the leaked mp embezzelment of expenses episode. Really?

    And . . . important stuff like who has vd in the commons . . . must be the reporting silly season

  90. 90
    Sarf of the River says:

    The allegations centre on a 10-day period after Assange flew into Stockholm on Wednesday 11 August. One of the women, named in court as Miss A, told police that she had arranged Assange’s trip to Sweden, and let him stay in her flat because she was due to be away. She returned early, on Friday 13 August, after which the pair went for a meal and then returned to her flat…

    … continued in detail here -> http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/17/julian-assange-sweden

  91. 91
    Harry Cole's sweaty arsehole says:

    a) He came all over the internet without proper protection.

    b) He is holing up with Vaughan Smith.

    c) He has raped our minds with his huge thingy.

    Sorry. No link.

  92. 92
    jgm2 says:

    Quite right. He only leaked this information to draw attention away from these rape allegations.

    Don’t look at the embarrassing US information – look over here…

  93. 93
    ST says:

    Just done a quick scan of the “rape” blogs apparently in the USA if the woman consents but then asks you to stop you are not guilty of rape whereas in Sweden once the woman says stop it then becomes rape.

    Not a unreasonable notion, how the hell you go about enforcing a law like that though I’m not sure.

    More worringly the Swedes want to switch the burden of proof to the man, i.e. you have to prove your innocence.

  94. 94
    Anon says:

    That will never get past the ModBot. Try this:

    a) He came all over the internet without proper protection.

    b) He is holing up with Vaughan Smith.

    c) He has raped our minds with his huge thingy.

    Sorry. No link.

  95. 95
    Sarf of the River says:

    He’s just jealous. Guido wanted to be a media ‘hero’ and all round good egg and someone beat him to it.

    Sour grapes, ’tis all.

  96. 96
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    nope.

    Just lets imagine I’m a total arsehole (!), and I say F=ma. That doesn’t make the statement more or less true. Similarly, even if assange is shallow and ridiculous, and only doing it all for a bit of rough sex, I am perfectly capable of disentangling such information from whether or not I believe whats being said, or whether its a good idea for this information to come out.

    This looks a lot like an exercise where moral outrage is being used to bury plain facts.

  97. 97
    A Career out of arselicking says:

    Jack Straw” Im not dishonest im just not good with Figures

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Why are the Danish tourist board involved in this?

    Come to Denmark because our women will sleep with you a bit quick, no questions asked?

  99. 99
    the clap says:

    lol

  100. 100
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Peston has just broken the “Vince declares war on Murdoch Empire” story complete with audio evidence…look’s like this could be the last dance for Mr Cable…

  101. 101
    13eastie says:

    Who would win in a fight between Rupert and Vince?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12053656

  102. 102
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    It’s not rape if you shout “SURPRISE!”

  103. 103
  104. 104
    the last quango in paris says:

    leave Vince alone – it’s Christmas

  105. 105
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Did you know that all men hold collective responsibility for sexual violence against women. We’re all guilty you know.
    As such we should pay a tax to pay for the state’s help of women who are victims of male violence.

    That is what the lawyer for the two swedish women in the middle of all this believes.

  106. 106
    Sir William Waad says:

    Cable stitched.

  107. 107

    Vince can’t even win the fights he has with himself.

  108. 108
    Too Many Disco Biscuits says:

    If you continue to have sex with a woman after she has asked you to stop, that constitutes rape under English law.

    If you initiate sex with a woman when she is asleep, unless she has given prior consent to this, it too constitutes rape under English law.

    This appears to be what Mr Assange is accused of doing.

  109. 109
    AC1 says:

    I think that’s John “wrong about everything”* Pilger.

    *Apart from after he got beaten up and said he deserved it.

  110. 110
    The Swedish Police says:

    It’s exceptionally depressing. It almost makes one despair of there being any purpose or meaning in life. I think I will drive my Volvo into the forests and…..

  111. 111
    jgm2 says:

    So Vince is an agent of the BBC?

  112. 112
    L O Cution says:

    She speaks better English than Lard Presclott or indeed 50% of the British public (100% of those under 25, like, innit).

  113. 113
    Quango says:

    Where are you Guido? Bit slow on the uptake this time.

  114. 114

    He really thinks he’s a fucking hero, doesn’t he…? He’ll say anything as long as he gets noticed.

    A very sad man who is losing it, fast…

  115. 115
    Oi, nutter lawyer woman, two can play at that game says:

    I blame women. If they weren’t all so promiscuous there’d be no male children born and so there’d be no rape.

    Plus all women should be arrested for prostitution.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Cable cannot now continue as Business Sec

    He really has been hoist by his own big gob

  117. 117
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Jus as well he didn’t call him Captain Hook.

  118. 118
    Mr. Plum says:

    He’s invincable

  119. 119
    Guido Tweet says:

    “Call it clairvoyance, call me a seer, but I forsee bad times ahead for Vince in some sections of the press… it is a gift I have.”

  120. 120
    jgm2 says:

    We thought it was Labour using the BBC. Looks like it may have been the BBC using Labour.

    Now they (the BBC) have set their sights on Murdoch.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Free Affair And B*stard Child With Your Denmark Trip

  122. 122
  123. 123
    Websearch says:

    That’s a hoax, but then you knew that.

  124. 124
    IcedUp says:

    its all smorgersbord and hot and cold deluges in Sweden isn’t it?..randy buggers from all accounts…liberal in what orifice they offer apparently

  125. 125
    jgm2 says:

    Hmmmm. Not sure. Surely what this has done is give the BBC the opportunity to wax lyrical about the ‘threat’ of a Murdoch monopoly while completely failing to mention their own monopoly. A monopoly enforced by threat of fines or imprisonment.

    If Murdoch attempted to run his company like the BBC run theirs he’d be in jail for extortion and kidnapping. When the state does it then it’s okay?

  126. 126
    IcedUp says:

    no he was up sandy

  127. 127
    streamfisher says:

    So Mr liberal Vince hasn’t got a problem with the State controlling 70% of mainstream output via the BBC.

  128. 128
    i have loads of gay friends says:

    Chris Bryant complaints of George Osbournes “Pantomine Dame” jibe

    are homosexuals immune to piss taking?

  129. 129
    IcedUp says:

    we did try

  130. 130
    Boom Boom! says:

    I used to think that Basic Slag was an agricultural topdressing until I met…

  131. 131
    a question says:

    I call the green stuff in my nose “bugs”

    what do you call it?

  132. 132
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Rimming Jack Dromey ?

  133. 133
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    And how can Vince, as a so called liberal, support an unfair Orwellian telly tax, where a millionaire pays the same as someone on minimum wage?

    All true liberals would be calling for the telly tax to be axed immediately.

    Now kindly fuck off and die.

  134. 134
    SonofBoudicca says:

    Listening to Assange, it is obvious. All women who cry rape were just “asking for it”.

  135. 135
    the last quango in paris says:

    Vince says he has nuclear weapons – mcruin says he saved the world and eradicated boom and bust ! It’s actually rather sad hearing them trying to big themselves up – Vince coming back from SCD with a little twinkle in his eye, a couple of ladies fawning over him and the next thing he is bringing down the government!!

  136. 136
    all you can eat says:

    I EAT

    P
    I
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  137. 137
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    I see no labour outrage when some of their backbenchers barrack George over an alleged drug habit when he was younger. Hypocrites. Also, nice to see the thickest MP in the commons, Kerry McCarthy labours Twatter Czar felt moved to speak on it. The world was hanging on her every word.

  138. 138
    IcedUp says:

    My wife has just shot our turkey it was 56lbs but still growing and getting decidedly stroppy so she gave it one right between the eyes. Its eyeballing me now….thankfully its croaked.

  139. 139
    smoggie says:

    You need to draw up a contract first, before any hanky panky, and get it signed in menstrual blood.

  140. 140
    THE HOUSE OF COMMONS COCK JOCKEYS CLUB says:

    I like my women as i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke

  141. 141
    Ooh ducky! Get her! says:

    Depends what you take it into.

  142. 142
    smoggie says:

    My, how the mighty Viking has fallen!

  143. 143
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Today i will hold a “General Erection”

  144. 144
    AC1 says:

    Extorters hate choice.

  145. 145
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Thin end of the the wedge – & a continuation of big state fuckwittery from rusty Daves Blue Labour.

    It is not the States job to control a childs access to the internet – it is the parent or guardian of the childs responsibility – ALL CONSERVATIVES KNOW & UNDERSTAND THAT.

    Whenever freedom is to be curtailed by Government to “protect the children” we should all be concerned.

  146. 146
    AC1 says:

    Lets cease funding broadcasting by threatening to kidnap people.

  147. 147
    Aunt Hilda says:

    its ok dear just pass the senakot

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    For you Vince, the war will be over by Christmas.

  149. 149
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    +1

  150. 150
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Cable will resign by 8o’clock tonight
    you heard it first on Guido
    not from Guido On Guido !
    your either infront of Guido or errrrm !

  151. 151
    anonymous says:

    is it worth the bacon?

  152. 152
    anonymous says:

    some have already paid by not seeing their kids again

  153. 153
    smoggie says:

    Whistleblowers never come out of the situation well. That’s why there aren’t many of them.

    Assange may be a self-obsessed narcissus, a serial woman/groupie shagger (lucky bastard) and …fuckit… an Aussie, but he is one brave man. Very few of us have his enormous balls.

  154. 154
    Aunt Hilda says:

    yes he was proceeding in a southerly direction with a solid weapon upon his person when a young lady intercepted the weapon concerned and proceeded to mount said weapon. The day after another liaison the young lady decided she did not like the weapon and complained to Mr Plod.

  155. 155
    anonymous says:

    you’re not ‘ard enough

  156. 156
    Pantomime Dame says:

    Oh no I’m not…

  157. 157
    AC1 says:

    She is nuts, but I’d so like to do her.

  158. 158
    6EQUJ5 says:

    This is an opportunity for the BBC to try and break the coalition by forcing Vince into resignation compromising the PM and his judgment.
    Kuenssburg is like a Jack Russell with a rat in it’s mouth.

  159. 159
    AC1 says:

    Is that Chris “pants” Bryant?

  160. 160
    smoggie says:

    If you want to draw generalisations from a unique situation then yeah.

  161. 161
    smoggie says:

    Cable or Satellite – that is the question.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Really? He really does get around, doesn’t he?

  163. 163
    Chinngrinner Herald says:

    In addition to my duties in this house Iwill have further such meetings with colleagues and others later in the day after which I will be resuming log laying engagements up and down the country.

    I shall be leaving a particularly striking 19 inch hand finished steamer under Vince’s christmas tree just so he feels moist during the festering season.

    I am currently working on a massive 30 inch climax christmas eve special for a very influential recipient..can’t wait to see his face as I squeeze it out live on
    Sky news.

  164. 164
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Cable is concidering his position
    he prefers it over the desk with David Laws driving !

  165. 165
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    CABLE HAS GONE !

  166. 166
    streamfisher says:

    Cabal or saturnine.

  167. 167
    another sandwich for the big fat bastard in the santa suit please says:

    judging by the glint in sarah’s eye as she came out of Monster sextoys of soho this lunchtime with two bin bags over a very large black dildo me thinks you will be otherwise engaged in the log flume department.

  168. 168
    smoggie says:

    At that point she had not known he had shagged another bird only a day or two previously. She probably thought at that point she was the “only one”.

    Then when he went back to bird No. 1, No. 2 found out about it and made aphone call only to connect to No. 1 who in the conversation found out about No. 2. So the two of them had a little detailed chat, comparing notes so to speak, and realised that he had unprotected sex with the both of them and *click* maybe others from foreign countries. Hence the tizzy. Swedes would hate to catch some filthy foreign disease like HIV or GBH.

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    smoggie says:

    Nobody expects the Coalition!!!!!!!

  170. 170
    ST says:

    Yes but there’s only that and jogging which you can do for free.

    Have you ever been to Stockholm? I can’t stand the place. Sure it’s clean and efficient, but it’s the most boring place on earth. Clean to the point of sterility, efficeint but dull.

    Give me the dirty, piss soaked, mental UK anyday. At least you can never get bored of watching the inmates throw feaces at each other.

  171. 171
    Jacqui Smith says:

    Jacqui Smith the Home Secretary who had Parliament illegaly searched – I am not a moron I an just incapable of doing my job


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“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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