Quote of the Day
Julian Assange lays to rest that little rape allegation…
“I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women”
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
He just likes them in strange ways…or Strangeways…take your pick!
I really don’t like the way the allegations have been trivialised by the lefty darlings and hand wringers. In their nasty little world it doesn’t matter who gets trampled on when it suits them.
No, not trivialised at all? Rather they have been given credibility MERELY because of their nature i.e. crimes against wimmin.
The left really are struggling with this one now.
“I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women”
Not from these part then?
“The left really are struggling with this one now.”
The left can hold two contradictory ideas in their fucked up brains, no problem. It’s one their strengths.
The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.
Lawrence understood the Arab mentality of holding opposing & contradictory beliefs & venemously & viciously acting out to bring both to fruition.
No wonder the left / Islam alliance is so cosy – they both share that mentally unstable trait.
They are peculiar allegations.
I can’t imagine anyone trying to explain them to your local plod at the front desk of your nearest police station. No matter how many sensitivity training days they’d been to you can imagine them just saying “yer what?”
The rape allegations are balls.
Charge 1 – a condom broke, eh?
Charge 2 – The woman wanted sex but after thinking about it decided to change her mind a few hours after
It’s true that balls are often peripherally involved in rape allegations.
Really? He really does get around, doesn’t he?
In Sweden the events that took place potentially constitute rape. Swedes are so slow thinking that, under the law, consent to sex can be withdrawn retrospectively. It’s all that reindeer meat they eat, that somehow clogs up their brains, but not their sexual organs.
Existentially speaking, one is either born a victim or one becomes one. The criminal is a victim too. Thus, we are all criminals and all of us are victims. It’s exceptionally depressing.
That must make procreation (as opposed to recreational sex) a bit fraught.
Hmmm, it reminds me of those spiders where the female eats the male as he fertilises her.
They can withdraw consent after the event? How messed up this that? It must be more complex, is it if their drunk or something?
“Bonk me”
“Okay”
“Rape.”
Huh??
It’s not rape if you shout “SURPRISE!”
You need to draw up a contract first, before any hanky panky, and get it signed in menstrual blood.
Just done a quick scan of the “rape” blogs apparently in the USA if the woman consents but then asks you to stop you are not guilty of rape whereas in Sweden once the woman says stop it then becomes rape.
Not a unreasonable notion, how the hell you go about enforcing a law like that though I’m not sure.
More worringly the Swedes want to switch the burden of proof to the man, i.e. you have to prove your innocence.
its all smorgersbord and hot and cold deluges in Sweden isn’t it?..randy buggers from all accounts…liberal in what orifice they offer apparently
My, how the mighty Viking has fallen!
Yes but there’s only that and jogging which you can do for free.
Have you ever been to Stockholm? I can’t stand the place. Sure it’s clean and efficient, but it’s the most boring place on earth. Clean to the point of sterility, efficeint but dull.
Give me the dirty, piss soaked, mental UK anyday. At least you can never get bored of watching the inmates throw feaces at each other.
It’s exceptionally depressing. It almost makes one despair of there being any purpose or meaning in life. I think I will drive my Volvo into the forests and…..
Woman #3 has now turned up.
Which woman was the woman who went to dinner with him the day after the alleged rape which is not normal behaviour for a victim?
At that point she had not known he had shagged another bird only a day or two previously. She probably thought at that point she was the “only one”.
Then when he went back to bird No. 1, No. 2 found out about it and made aphone call only to connect to No. 1 who in the conversation found out about No. 2. So the two of them had a little detailed chat, comparing notes so to speak, and realised that he had unprotected sex with the both of them and *click* maybe others from foreign countries. Hence the tizzy. Swedes would hate to catch some filthy foreign disease like HIV or GBH.
I’m not a glutton, I just really like eating.
Condems propose internet censorship For Ze Children
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/dec/19/broadband-sex-safeguard-children-vaizey
Thin end of the the wedge – & a continuation of big state fuckwittery from rusty Daves Blue Labour.
It is not the States job to control a childs access to the internet – it is the parent or guardian of the childs responsibility – ALL CONSERVATIVES KNOW & UNDERSTAND THAT.
Whenever freedom is to be curtailed by Government to “protect the children” we should all be concerned.
He is straight ??? Oh he aint a politicon
Give me a chance princess……….I know I can make you happy.
Me too, I like women.
When I was younger then given the opportunity of dozey tarts throwing thenselves at me I think I would have taken up the offer too
He also said “a gentleman doesn’t count”……
So he’s partial to gentlemen too?
he actually said “i’m not promiscuous … I just really like women to have sex with me on my terms”.
“…wether they’re conscious or not.”
Anybody who’s married will know what that’s like.
I know all about being married.
‘Rape’ is an ugly word. I prefer ‘Surprise sex.’
I like to punch women.
Ouch!
You can say that again….
“I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women, preferably tied up and on Temazepam.”
Me? Like whisky 16 years old and mixed with coke!
I like my women as i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke
Anyone with the backing of John fucking Pilger has to be treated with the utmost suspicion.
I think that’s John “wrong about everything”* Pilger.
*Apart from after he got beaten up and said he deserved it.
Today i will be a used condom.
which you haven’t used yourself gordon naughty naughty
I bumped into Julian at a party once….
Was he with Sandy?
no he was up sandy
Keep at it son
I’m not promiscuous, I’m Spartacus!
Jade “Vacuum Brain” Goody is dead,.
its ‘er fault then…you’de need to have been drugged up to have poked that
Three bagger. Thick as pigshit and twice as ignorant.
The tragedy is that there are 30 million clones of her in Britain.
You can see their obese tattooed mottled bodies vomiting in the
gutter on Saturday night in any town across the country.
I is only dead in the sense that I ain’t alive no more.
I can still email an twitter etc.
Oddball
The other was in the Albert Hall.
Assange would never fit in with the Coalition.
perhaps he might be good at the seam though…coal..I’ll get my coat
It seams a nutty slag will get him roasted in the end (I’ll get mine too).
we did try
I used to think that Basic Slag was an agricultural topdressing until I met…
It would seem that many women quite like him, as well, before he beds them. Whether they still like him after he’s bedded them is in rather more doubt. This migh suggest that the quote might be, ” I’m not promiscuous, I just really like using women”.
Assange does seem to be a bit of a cad and a bounder.
Which clearly means we shouldn’t be allowed to find out that the american military does shoot all people that they shouldn’t. Sorry, they should shoot anyone they like. And to think otherwise is unpatriotic of all of us. “their country right or wrong” and salute the flag.
Which just demonstrates the old saying that things are seldom black or white, but shades of grey. Unpicking the rights and wrongs in all this is more than I can do with currently available information, both on Assange’s relationships and the released e-mails.
nope.
Just lets imagine I’m a total arsehole (!), and I say F=ma. That doesn’t make the statement more or less true. Similarly, even if assange is shallow and ridiculous, and only doing it all for a bit of rough sex, I am perfectly capable of disentangling such information from whether or not I believe whats being said, or whether its a good idea for this information to come out.
This looks a lot like an exercise where moral outrage is being used to bury plain facts.
I’m gonna be hungry this christmas
My turkey’s flown away …..
My wife has just shot our turkey it was 56lbs but still growing and getting decidedly stroppy so she gave it one right between the eyes. Its eyeballing me now….thankfully its croaked.
Shock horror…
There you go Julian Assange I knew it all along, running around shagging willing females, flaunting himself in such a way pretty girls can’t help dropping their knickers for him.
No thought or consideration no control who does he think he is Boris Johnson?
He ought to be locked up, at least that way a few hotties who might drop’em for a charity case like me!!
Grrrrr weep weep…
Promiscuity is no evidence of rape. I don’t think any of these women have alleged that they were forced to do anything, and that the facts alleged do not constitute rape in English law.
Of course, this has nothing at all to do with the leak of highly-embarassing classified documents by wiki-leaks (even if one of the women was a member of an anti- C astro organ I s A tion)
If you continue to have sex with a woman after she has asked you to stop, that constitutes rape under English law.
If you initiate sex with a woman when she is asleep, unless she has given prior consent to this, it too constitutes rape under English law.
This appears to be what Mr Assange is accused of doing.
He doesn’t seem much different to most men I’ve met. Puzzling, is why he is being hounded for it? Looking at the way a lot of politicians behave, you’d think they’d be best friends!
He should be hung for attacking one of the sisters!!!!
Oh , You know where to find me.
Rimming Jack Dromey ?
George Osborne next for the sack,along with Vince Cable
Osborne in homophobic row over ‘pantomine dame’ retort » Communities » 24dash.com http://t.co/gFc4hAb via
If Bryant dishes it out, he can’t really complain if he gets it back. The pantomime dame is traditionally played by a bloke, so what’s homophobic about Osborne’s retort?
Is that Chris “pants” Bryant?
He’s not a pantomine dame. He is just a queer but acts like a fairy.
Jus as well he didn’t call him Captain Hook.
“I’m not promiscuous… I just really like women……
….that can keep a secret whilst my WikiLeaks all over some hairy-arsed trucker’s backside.”
Chris Bryant is a whiny cuпt.
Oh no I’m not…
John Prescott – I’m not a geedy fat gluttonous bastard, I just enjoy my food.
Gordon – I’m not a complete psycho nutjob, I just get teensy bit vexed sometimes.
RedED – I am not a useless fuckwit, I am special ( David says so )
Jacqui – I am not a greedy troughing bitch, maths was just never my thing.
Any more ?
Harriet – I am not sexist, I really hate men
“I’m a shitter – not a quitter”
No use for either. Now if you were a gritter…
Red Ed – sound of silence .
Tony B – I’m not a rich capitalist, I just enjoy property.
Tony B – I’m not a war monger, but hey it needed to be done cos George told me.
Tony B – I wasn’t George’s poodle, I just like catching frisbees
Tony B – I didn’t fib about cash for peerages, that was Gordo…
Jack Straw” Im not dishonest im just not good with Figures
Jacqui Smith the Home Secretary who had Parliament illegaly searched – I am not a moron I an just incapable of doing my job
Just think Guido. One day you too might have hundreds of thousands of embarrassing e-mails dropped in your lap and decide to make them public. And, after seeing how the last great hope of the free world reacts, then you too can decide whether to pass them on to The Telegraph or print ‘em and then relax while they destroy your life.
It’s not Assange they’re after. It’s the rest of us. They’re fucking this bloke’s life pour encourager les autres.
Whistleblowers never come out of the situation well. That’s why there aren’t many of them.
Assange may be a self-obsessed narcissus, a serial woman/groupie shagger (lucky bastard) and …fuckit… an Aussie, but he is one brave man. Very few of us have his enormous balls.
Right , We know who the looney left are , But who are the looney right ?
Christopher Booker. The gut(*) is a swivel-eyed nutjob.
(*) OK, I meant guy, but it came out as gut
Simon Coulter
Is he related to Ann Coulter ( Always on fox news)
Could be. I just know him as some narcissistic mummy’s boy that posts on the DT every day.
Now she is Nuts!
lol
She is nuts, but I’d so like to do her.
And so say all of us Guido!
Many a good man has been brought low by an over-active pecker.
I wish my pecker still worked, dear.
Pardon Elsie
its ok dear just pass the senakot
And Assange too.
Warnie, put your wanger away.
Christmas hits.
Lonely this Christmas – Gordon Brown
Silver Balls – Ed Balls.
Blue Christmas – George Osborne
Fairycake in New York – Eric Pickles
Shite Christmas – David Cameron
Let it crow! Let it Crow! let it Crow! – Bob Crow.
Could anyone post a link to a site explaining exactly what sexual “crimes” Assange has committed?
Bad stuff. Don’t worry yourself with the details.
If you develop any sympathy towards him, or read wikileaks you’ll be a bad man too.
A google on
guardian julian assange condom
will turn up the allegations.
Quite right. He only leaked this information to draw attention away from these rape allegations.
Don’t look at the embarrassing US information – look over here…
Sorry, “what crimes he has been accused of”.
The allegations centre on a 10-day period after Assange flew into Stockholm on Wednesday 11 August. One of the women, named in court as Miss A, told police that she had arranged Assange’s trip to Sweden, and let him stay in her flat because she was due to be away. She returned early, on Friday 13 August, after which the pair went for a meal and then returned to her flat…
… continued in detail here -> http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/17/julian-assange-sweden
That will never get past the ModBot. Try this:
a) He came all over the internet without proper protection.
b) He is holing up with Vaughan Smith.
c) He has raped our minds with his huge thingy.
Sorry. No link.
a) He came all over the internet without proper protection.
b) He is holing up with Vaughan Smith.
c) He has raped our minds with his huge thingy.
Sorry. No link.
yes he was proceeding in a southerly direction with a solid weapon upon his person when a young lady intercepted the weapon concerned and proceeded to mount said weapon. The day after another liaison the young lady decided she did not like the weapon and complained to Mr Plod.
What a swede…….!!!!
Fancy liking Women !
How depraved ! we just love arse in here
Should have gone to Denmark.
Why are the Danish tourist board involved in this?
Come to Denmark because our women will sleep with you a bit quick, no questions asked?
Free Affair And B*stard Child With Your Denmark Trip
is it worth the bacon?
She speaks better English than Lard Presclott or indeed 50% of the British public (100% of those under 25, like, innit).
That’s a hoax, but then you knew that.
The Yorkshire Ripper liked women as well.
Did you know that all men hold collective responsibility for sexual violence against women. We’re all guilty you know.
As such we should pay a tax to pay for the state’s help of women who are victims of male violence.
That is what the lawyer for the two swedish women in the middle of all this believes.
I blame women. If they weren’t all so promiscuous there’d be no male children born and so there’d be no rape.
Plus all women should be arrested for prostitution.
some have already paid by not seeing their kids again
Guido, you are just the same as the BBC – following on the coat-tails of a smear campaign
And what of Wikileaks?
Today’s revelations are what exactly?
Oh yes, Hilary said to ‘smear wikileaks anyway you can’.
Altogether now ”people’s lives are at risk”.
And I’ve heard that brand of bollocks before – three mps were on suicide watch during the leaked mp embezzelment of expenses episode. Really?
And . . . important stuff like who has vd in the commons . . . must be the reporting silly season
He’s just jealous. Guido wanted to be a media ‘hero’ and all round good egg and someone beat him to it.
Sour grapes, ’tis all.
Peston has just broken the “Vince declares war on Murdoch Empire” story complete with audio evidence…look’s like this could be the last dance for Mr Cable…
leave Vince alone – it’s Christmas
Cable stitched.
So Vince is an agent of the BBC?
Cable cannot now continue as Business Sec
He really has been hoist by his own big gob
Hmmmm. Not sure. Surely what this has done is give the BBC the opportunity to wax lyrical about the ‘threat’ of a Murdoch monopoly while completely failing to mention their own monopoly. A monopoly enforced by threat of fines or imprisonment.
If Murdoch attempted to run his company like the BBC run theirs he’d be in jail for extortion and kidnapping. When the state does it then it’s okay?
Vince says he has nuclear weapons – mcruin says he saved the world and eradicated boom and bust ! It’s actually rather sad hearing them trying to big themselves up – Vince coming back from SCD with a little twinkle in his eye, a couple of ladies fawning over him and the next thing he is bringing down the government!!
+1
This is an opportunity for the BBC to try and break the coalition by forcing Vince into resignation compromising the PM and his judgment.
Kuenssburg is like a Jack Russell with a rat in it’s mouth.
For you Vince, the war will be over by Christmas.
Who would win in a fight between Rupert and Vince?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12053656
Vince can’t even win the fights he has with himself.
Where are you Guido? Bit slow on the uptake this time.
We thought it was Labour using the BBC. Looks like it may have been the BBC using Labour.
Now they (the BBC) have set their sights on Murdoch.
Extorters hate choice.
He really thinks he’s a fucking hero, doesn’t he…? He’ll say anything as long as he gets noticed.
A very sad man who is losing it, fast…
He’s invincable
Haha…boom tish.
So Mr liberal Vince hasn’t got a problem with the State controlling 70% of mainstream output via the BBC.
And how can Vince, as a so called liberal, support an unfair Orwellian telly tax, where a millionaire pays the same as someone on minimum wage?
All true liberals would be calling for the telly tax to be axed immediately.
Now kindly fuck off and die.
Lets cease funding broadcasting by threatening to kidnap people.
“Call it clairvoyance, call me a seer, but I forsee bad times ahead for Vince in some sections of the press… it is a gift I have.”
Chris Bryant complaints of George Osbournes “Pantomine Dame” jibe
are homosexuals immune to piss taking?
I see no labour outrage when some of their backbenchers barrack George over an alleged drug habit when he was younger. Hypocrites. Also, nice to see the thickest MP in the commons, Kerry McCarthy labours Twatter Czar felt moved to speak on it. The world was hanging on her every word.
Depends what you take it into.
I call the green stuff in my nose “bugs”
what do you call it?
Listening to Assange, it is obvious. All women who cry rape were just “asking for it”.
If you want to draw generalisations from a unique situation then yeah.
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Today i will hold a “General Erection”
you’re not ‘ard enough
Cable will resign by 8o’clock tonight
you heard it first on Guido
not from Guido On Guido !
your either infront of Guido or errrrm !
Cable or Satellite – that is the question.
Cable is concidering his position
he prefers it over the desk with David Laws driving !
Cabal or saturnine.
In addition to my duties in this house Iwill have further such meetings with colleagues and others later in the day after which I will be resuming log laying engagements up and down the country.
I shall be leaving a particularly striking 19 inch hand finished steamer under Vince’s christmas tree just so he feels moist during the festering season.
I am currently working on a massive 30 inch climax christmas eve special for a very influential recipient..can’t wait to see his face as I squeeze it out live on
Sky news.
judging by the glint in sarah’s eye as she came out of Monster sextoys of soho this lunchtime with two bin bags over a very large black dildo me thinks you will be otherwise engaged in the log flume department.
CABLE HAS GONE !
Nobody expects the Coalition!!!!!!!