All change in the Murdoch empire this morning as Guido learns that Sophy Ridge, the News of the World’s blonde bombshell, is to join Sky New’s political team as a replacement for Niall Paterson. Kay Burley better watch her back.
Her appointment will certainly make rolling news a little easier on the eye…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
She’s rather gorgeous….
…in Kent.
WHAT A SCOOP!
new puppies to gaze at …yum yum
I wish they would dump that Irish baking potato Eamonn Holmes.
agree entirely he is such a c’unt ..pathetic one liners get on your wick
Affectionately known as “Soapy” by those of us at uni with her, because of her love of giving the fellas handjobs in return for a few drinks…
Wouldn’t think Kay’s got much to be worried about. Sophy is no MILF
Teddy Hall, about three years ago, and very very young. Does clearly not know what she is doing.
News-of-the-World….my trousers!
You can find her on here:-
http://www.ox.ac.uk/about_the_university/introducing_oxford/an_oxford_education/profiles/ridge.html
But I would go so far as to say that I do not think that Rupert Murdoch has shagged her.
The poor young woman has missed the point.
She said “Oxford transformed me from a bright-eyed-teenager into a confident young woman.”
If she was not that already, then Oxford could not have accepted her.
She does herself a disservice by that statement which she let on her quote for Oxford.
What exactly is “Sky”?
I do not know.
I would!
on a scale of 1 – 10, if definately giver ‘er one!
Quickly followed by another one.
And then another, oh noes, pass the kitchen roll somebody…
pity she does not wear a Hijab.
Happy winterval
dont you mean “Winter Veil” ?
All this “winterval” stuff started in America.
And you know which is the only religion apart from christianity that gets a word in over there.
Political correctness is so last year ,Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas to you raghead.
Blonde and pretty
Sophie Ridge
Has a sh*tty
Biffin’s bridge….
Thats because your jelous TaT
because she doesn’t have wheels !
You fucking n00b…!
A want that one !
Could not resist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE? according to survey in Mail is the best place to live to raise a family?
BEAUTIFUL BELGIUM
PS.
Piss off smongcrete tat!
Is that really you Nick…? You’re not still sore are you…?
Probably because there are more than 800 breweries in Belgium… would be right up the average Englishman’s street.
The average Englishman drinks supercooled “lager” (the German word for store) which has been cunningly concocted in leading-edge laboratories to be exactly the same formula as rat’s piss but with any semblance, any scintilla of taste rigorously removed.
In Belgium they drink beer.
if you’re a paedophile
Ms Ridge is an Oxford English graduate. I’m quite certain that Ms Burley’s forensic questioning technique and extensive knowledge of contemporary issues will continue to make her a vital part of the Sky news team.
Useful if she suddenly feels the need to spout a bit of Chaucer mid report…
From the dreaming spires to Consumer Correspondent of the NotW:
http://www.ox.ac.uk/about_the_university/introducing_oxford/an_oxford_education/profiles/ridge.html
Still, she got my rating up this morning.
Full prively he caught her by the queinte…
Mr Ridge was Consumer Correspondent of the New of the Screws
And what do readers of the NotW consume pray ?
£100+ trainers, 72″ plasma televisions and baseball caps with peaks at the back.
Where did Rupert Murdoch study? What subject? What class of degree? Like recruits like?
Oxford English Graduates watch Oxford PPE Graduates fighting to control the levers of power in a foggy/muggy island off the shores of a corrupt and decaying island while Cambridge Scientists and Engineers try to keep the lights on – when they are not helping the rest of the World to do things properly.
Oxford English Graduates bring a global perspective that PPE Graduates appear to lack. The Murdoch family firm, like the Scottish families of old, have members on all sides and in all continents so who-ever wins ….
Eva and I are going to spend Christmas mauling Ed
Watch this space
PS I know you all wanted me as Labour Leader…
We will always remember what you did for Primary Education.
Good luck as leader of the Labour Party.
I will always remember the childrens website you created
at a cost of millions to the taxpayer !
only problem was you never researched the name did you ?
you fuck head !
so when all the little children tuned in to “Busters World” they found men having sex with each other on a gay website by the same name !
She’s nothing on Kate Burley who can even write smutty novels…and must be good between the sheets…
Corrrrrrrr
And Kay is a redhead they go like a fuckin train !
But, unless properly waxed, they’ve got pubes like a Brillo pad.
Is Sophy replacing that awful bore Adam Boulton…?
His sell by date was when his wife gave up being Saint Tone’s gatekeeper..
Since then he has been running on an empty tank…
tinkle tinkle little star
whilst you piss
im in bliss
Ear to the door
knees on the floor
Cock so hard
Under the door I shove my business card
Toilets McGonagal
Good Lord… An Oxford English graduate???
Since when did the media have people who could speak Englsih? This will make a refreshing change.
As for totties on TV news, I watch the news to learn something, I’d watch Baywatch for totties. I pray that one day, on the news, I’ll learn something I haven’t already found out on the blogs
But she does look rather nice.
Ampers.
There’s the problem.
If you watch Baywatch for informed political commentry and the 24-7 news while choking the chicken you will be less disappointed…
When you next hear labourscum whining about cuts and job losses, think on this:
“An astonishing 1.4million people pocketed out-of-work payments for at least nine of the ten years between 1999 and 2009.
And more than half of the 10.7million who received one of the three main jobless payments during this period stayed on them for more than a year”
How much in benefits did it cost labour to buy these votes?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339346/Revealed-How-1-4-million-spent-decade-dole-Labour.html#ixzz18MAb1z4D
The only story of worth in the Mail today was the one about Prince Harry banging some Milf a few years ago.
And that nasty bitch who kicked an uphill gardener to death.
Well at least he won’t be coming to Qatar.
Can’t blame the lad. That Chelsey Davey or however her name is spelled is one ugly bird.
You are either blind or queer or both.
Hear, hear!
The only astonishing thing is that anyone is remotely astonished.
If you need to increase the moronic viewer rating, recruit more eye candy. It’s not abilitY to do the job, but if you can draw in the sex starved pIllocks by using a good looking lady well that is the News International way, and most people fall for it!! I bet the position was never made an option for a bloke or an extremely effective but plain looking woman presenter! No wonder this Huntry is going down the toilet!!
There is a plain looking presenter on newsnight who wears some ghastly outfits which sort of ruins your story.
leave Paxman alone, he thinks he looks cute
I don’t know. I quite fancy Kirsty Wark. I reckon she’s right doity.
She sounds like she’s p155ed all the time.
Sounds like?
Perhaps Guido should have some smutty pictures to boost his ratings – preferably things that can get past my smut filter
Check out her cum face.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/07/11/blatter460276.jpg
If Rupert had any sense he would appoint Guido as the new Editor of Sky News
Their rating would shoot up
And we would finally have one channel which told the truth
The BBC Prvada would then collapse and could be sold off…
What a healthy revolution that would be…
Open channel D.
Don’t know much about SKY but Any Interruptions, on R4, should be fun tonight…
Shit dyed hair
Make up applied by a Karcher jet wash
Saggy small tits
Its a wake up in the morning and thinking
“No I cant be bothered having another ride”
Before getting her out of the door and having a nice lazy wank about an ex
Charles Bukowski-esque.
Bukaki esque
A large amount of sticky material being pumped onto a womans face
Mr Pump
Do you have any links to websites that involve construction workers “cementing” relationships with nubile young women?
The web is full of sites like that, as (ahem) they tell me.
We are sending our best wishes for Christmas to Saint Tone and Slotgob
They have understood that politics is all about building a huge address book of the rich and powerful who you can “touch” for a few million each when you “retire”
And, of course, we have the governments lined up so that the taxpayers will bail out all our rich friends when the crash comes (again)
And Gordon Brown was and is so incredibly dumb that he never understood the game…
But he bailed out all their friends…sayinh he had “saved the world” FFS
The original useful idiot……
Except, thanks to w*k*l*ak*, we all now know it was Mervyn King who was the man with the plan six months before Gordon proclaimed he’d single-handedly saved the world.
It does explain the well choreographed BBC response to the ‘surprise’ bailout though. Six months to get the script rehearsed, the news footage prepared. Leni Riefenstahl couldn’t have done it better.
No wonder the economy-destroying c*unt had a spring in his step when it all blew up.
She should be good at obeying the instructions from on high, and ensuring no real news ever gets out to the masses. Martial Law in Britain is on its way.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/12/prince-charles-stunt-was-staged-to.html
Oh Yeh!
Get a job and a life !
yes we will leave the window down
so a dirty scruffy student twat can stab you in the eye with a stick
you will look really cool as the future king
with a fucking glass eye !
I love these conspiracy theories, but Camoron would have to get the troops back from Afghanistan first to enforce Martial Law.
I love conspiracy theories that have some plausibility to them or have some credible evidence supporting them. It does not prove them to be true, but at least it makes them interesting.
The one listed above does not even rate a “hmmmmmmmmmmmm”. It is bullshit pure and simple.
It has as much evidence supporting it as Kennedy’s fatal shot coming from the grassy knoll. I.E. none!
They wouldn’t dare use the heir to the throne and his horse as tethered goat,if they did the I would have expected a number of dead students,this one is down to the fluid nature of riots and plod being too busy getting their heads battered with metal poles.
don’t be so naive, you simpletons -
Of course police in Britain would never dress up as demonstrators, throw rocks and stir up trouble. You see. Brits are different. No we’re not. We’re the most gullible race on earth because we still trust the powers that be.
Very fuckable but not a patch on Charlotte Hawkins who i wank over on a daily basis.
Personaly or just on TV?
Not personally for fear of arrest.
On TV? I don’t think OFCOM would put up with that.
I can knock one out through the hole i cut into my trouser pocket…so i can.
Nor my cleaner. Trying to pass it off as screen cleaner cut no ice with her.
On TV? Isn’t there a risk of electrocution as jizz has to be highly conductive?
It should be ‘whom I wank over”…….did you learn nothing at the Nelson Mandela Challenge College ?
Hello Mrs Benwell my old English teacher…sorry about the turd in your desk draw.
Surely that should be
“Did you not learn anything?”
Din the tech ye nout !
“taych”, surely?
Either is permissible, though “Didn’t they learn you nuffink?” might be better.
“Over whom one daily wanks.”
Urgh! I just fell into your pedant-trap! Do not add your click to fatten his site visitors count, fellow Conspirators…
Ho-ho-ho! What do you want for Christmas this year? Ho-ho-ho!
The Labour party outlawed.
A real Guido Fawkes with honest intentions and a will to make sure those intentions are changed to reality .
A bit unlikely – he’s been enrolled into the establishment if his appearance on R4′s Any Questions this evening is any guide.
A vast roll of piano wire and a huge number of filled lamp-posts.
Thank you, Santa…
A plane carrying explosives to drop in on labours christmas party !
Ed Balls bummed to within an inch of his life/wife by pipe head negros.
My pension back then for you to die horribly you cunt.
Oh dear Dave Lied Again
Is there nothing he didn’t promise somebody just to get in ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339142/Asylum-seeker-Aso-Mohammed-Ibrahim-let-girl-12-die-stay-UK.html
Humans dont come into this law
It only protects “Sub Humans”
Seems that we have a new law in this country which protects verminous scum pond life from any sort of meaningful punishment. Labour infested the judiciary with handwringing lefties and wets which is why these decisions are being made. A purge is needed, and Ken Clarke is the right man to do it… er…. isn’t he?
Well you see, it’s quite simple this man has his rights, and we are part of the EU, and we must abide by the decisions of the courts and there’s no point in you ordinary people protesting because people like me love the EU and there’s no way any of this is going to change in fact if I have my way we’ll have a single currency before long and I’ll be working in brussels with a very nice pension thank you…
Nah ! You’ll be dead soon you old fat fuck !
This would be funny if it was not true. Clarke is, quite simply, a f**cking socialist theoretician who drags Camerclegg’s government further into inane uselessness. Cameron, himself, is well to the left of Tony Blair. All these useless dicks can do is reinvent their own language every 3 or 4 days. This week’s word is ‘progressive’. Next week’s buzz word will be similarly vacuous.
Meanwhile, our society drifts ever more to encouraging and supporting, evil, idle, dishonest drones who contribute f*ck all and leech off ordinary decent people. Learn to make weapons, people, you will need them soon.
I think he’s there to ensure the agenda is completed. I expect more of the same kind of headlines to come.
“At an EU summit in Brussels, the Prime Minister asked EU leaders for a promise never again to use measures in the controversial Lisbon Treaty to push Britain into funding the rescue of struggling member states.”
Come off it Dave you know as well as the British Public that promises are made to be broken.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/8207869/David-Cameron-claims-victory-in-bail-out-battle.html
It’s not legally binding…it works like this. Dave to EU members “look guys I need to give the public something, a headline for the papers which makes me look tough”
EU to Dave “ok, say we have promised…it’s not legally binding, and in a few months when the thick plebs have forgotten we can safely go back on it”
As i recall it our economy was hit harder than any other eu country
so what the fuck were we doing bailing out the rest of them ?
Yes rust free Dave at his best,he’s like the other PM’s we had in the last 13 years,full of shit,lies,PR,but lacks courage,I wonder if he will write a book on courage.
Tories are fucking wank, led by a pillow faced mong with jizz for brains.
Pillow biting faced mong Mr Pump
I would bet my gonads that camerhoon smoked the one eyed owl at Eton
A box of chocolates and he was anybodies
I hate that useless f*cker Shameron. Thing is, I saw all this coming!
The disaster relief fund that was set up under the Lisbon treaty was meant to be used in natural disasters not currency disasters. Even worse as it is gift aid then it is not repayable. Once again we have been conned by Brussels. And once again our government rolls over
Toady program said this morning the treaty has been changed to allow this.
Er, what use is a treaty that can be amended so easily? I thought the treaty was carved in stone, that’s it, no more changes? Weren’t we going to get a referendum if there were any significant changes like this?
Total and complete b*ll*cks. Out of the EU – NOW!!
If not sooner!
If the politicians won’t do it, let us do it!
let us do them !
Thanks Guido a warm front to cheer us all up in the cold(ish) weather
Guido – might I make a suggestion, gentlemen?
Peering at something the size of a postage stamp reveals something that might well be worth further study, but does not allow the sort of detailed appreciation that the subject probably deserves. Such photographs as that above would be much easier to critically appraise if a facility existed to enlarge it (the photo, I mean).
The resoloution of the picture is too low to see details anyway,left click save picture save to my pictures,windows picure viewer ,enlarge.
Thanks!
Christmas at the Blairs house !
Bing bong !
Hi! Bill come in great to see you !
Would you like a Sherry ?
Only if you’d like a Hilary
Here, have one of my Cheroots Tony.
Nothing to see here… Move on.
No one watches Sky News !!!!!!!!
Will MacShame be charged before Christmas ?
Who is Niall Paterson and who is Sophy Ridge?
Paterson is labour loving scum like the stupis blonde labour loving scum who presents late pree reviews (usually accompanied by labour loving scum supporters from the press), The fat Lady something or other and Macguire being typical.
Sky news is almost more pre labour than the bbc these days.
Oi likes Labour
Gordon has still not proof read his website. As the Typo has been there from the beginning (when he lost the election) I would guess not many of his contituents contact him.
http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/contact_me
Pronounced constitooents in Turd speak.
Today I will try resembling a normal member of the public.
today we will be discussing beavers
Your wifes ginger growler?.
Should they be reintroduced in Scotland? hot topic!.
BNP leader Nick Griffin wins court contempt battle. Good on yer Nick, now, lets get the muzzies out of our fair land.
Has the BBC communicated this to the licence paying public – have they f**k. That would mean they are impartial and, by the way, where did the Wogan/bbc thread disappear to?
Well said, that man!
Julian Assange
Can lick my flange.
Kay Burley is already discredited with her rants at the leader of the protestors outside parliament so the sooner she is displaced the better.
Newscasters should not be making the news. Their remit is limited to reporting it.
Blood, tears and a little bit of sweat.
Phoar! Is she from Russia? If so, I am sending you a teddy bear my princess.
Piss off Handycock, you vile child shagging pervert.
Just remember to listen carefully to what’s coming out of her gob.
No replies from you glib buggers either, thank you very much.
Isn’t this all a little Sexist? I know you’re a man, and men like tits and all that…but do you have any stats on the gender of your readership?
Judging by the comments on most of your posts, I would guess that most of your readers (or at least those who reply) are men, so I suppose these posts go down a treat.
I’ve been reading your blog for a few years now at least, and I think it could do without the ‘Totty Watch’ section.
Now cue the shut-up-you-feminist comments! I’m not a feminist! But this topic might prove more than a little offensive to (potentially) half of your readers. Although I know you revel in offending people, so hey-ho
Hi Germaine, would you like me to send you a teddy bear?
To Andrew S. I don’t think you really understand . This site and others like it are places where men and ladies ( anti feminazis) can express opinions that are anti socialist, anti big government and anti feminazi. If feminists and NEW MAN NONCES a.k.a. pussy whipped girlie men , manginas etc don’t like it they can always go to CiF and complain. Men like you I suspect have been pschologically castrated and now spend your time sharing your feelings and watching soap opera. Real men do not pander to feminazi control freaks but instead fight back against all forms of fascism. LIBERTY RULES HERE!!!!!