December 8th, 2010

William, It Was Really Nothing

The only sitting MP to have been found guilty of breaking the Representation of the Peoples Act, Labour’s Kerry McCarthy, thought she was being funny when she highlighted that Morrissey and his old band mate Johnny Marr want to “ban” Dave from listening to The Smiths. A blatant test to see if he was a fan and the PM managed to reply with two song names. Obviously he went with“This Charming Man”, being the song that people who have never even heard of The Smiths have heard, however Guido wonders whether Dave really should have chosen, in reference to Hague, “William, It Was Really Nothing”. Was it the only other song he could think of?

Any Smiths fan could tell you the song  is about trying to persuade a friend not to waste his life by getting married to someone for all the wrong reasons. Awkward…


202 Comments

  1. 1
    Miliband Should Resign says:

    Most people grew out of The Smiths in the early 1980s.

  2. 2
    Red Ed should be dead says:

    Ed was pathetic today. Resorting to a joke about the Bullingdon Club shows how desperate he’s got. Clueless twat. It may have pleased the Labour MPs but it won’t save his floundering leadership.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Oops.

    As for Kerry McCarthy – she should bugger off to Somalia, sorry, Bristol East and stay there.

    And another thing: Dave’s spot on for not listening to The Smiths, although he could’ve used Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.

  4. 4
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Shouldn’t you lot be out shovelling snow?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11946901

    And before you ask I did my road last Friday.

  5. 5
    Evie Lennon says:

    Guido, please stop banging on about Hauge. You are being so daft and we’re fed up of this pettiness. Thank you!

  6. 6
    Chronos says:

    I am sure Ffion had plenty of alternative choices in her life. I would have joined the queue for a start!

  7. 7
    Red Ed should be dead says:

    Cameron handled Dromey’s moronic question brilliantly. Even Jack Harman had to smile at the all women’s shortlist joke.

  8. 8
    DikiLeaks says:

    Johnny Marr thought Morrisey was a cun’t. That’s good enough for me.

  9. 9
    A ghost says:

    I did when i commited suicide.

  10. 10
    misterned says:

    I remember when Cameron was touring the country in the tory leadership election 5 years ago. A reporter from North West tonight spent a week with Cameron on the tour during this time. He managed to grap quick interviews with Cameron in-between appearances and meetings and during one, he asked Cameron what his favourite band was and without missing a beat Cameron said the Smiths and they both started reciting lyrics of several Smiths songs to each other.

    If Dave is not genuinely a fan of the Smiths, then he did a very good impression of one.

  11. 11
    No Cricket Scores ( Not a Sport blog) says:

    Oh dear , Or maybe it was just a fuck yp ???

  12. 12
    A ghost says:

    or panic

  13. 13
    Red Ed should be dead says:

    Why did you and everyone else in your party let a psychopathic bully with asperger’s become an unelected PM? Just curious.

  14. 14
    Black Smith says:

    Most people never grew into them in the first place.

  15. 15
    AnotherAnon. says:

  16. 16
    streamfisher says:

    Could have been worse (better): English Blood, Irish Heart.

  17. 17
    Red Ed should be dead says:

    The Stones and Genesis were better than The Smiths anyway.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t he used to take copious amounts of skag.

  19. 19
    I, literally, died laughing says:

    The cross-dressing reference was the highlight of the whole charade IMO.

  20. 20
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Go and clear the snow from the roads in Kirkcaldy and then I’ll tell you!

  21. 21
    Sky News says:

    Shouldn’t you labour boys be out shovelling more shit?

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t she delightfully bummable.

  23. 23
    Red Ed should be dead says:

    That was supposed to be a reply to another comment. Posts getting detached again.

  24. 24
    twunt watch says:

    Who the fuck is Morrisey?

  25. 25
    No Cricket Scores ( Not a Sport blog) says:

    Just had a thought , What happens when Dave has a reshuffle ? There aint to many lib dems that are good enough for goverment posts .

  26. 26
    Sky News says:

    Shouldn’t you labour boys be out shovelling shit?

  27. 27
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Bitch !

  28. 28
    No Cricket Scores ( Not a Sport blog) says:

    But not as good as Queen .

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Like Dave said an opportunistic student politician,well anyway that’s what he looked like.

  30. 30
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I haven’t got Athberger’s thyndrome.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t Morrissey the one who’s always telling the Asians to “go home”?

  32. 32
    Smithy says:

    When should Ed resign? How soon is now?

  33. 33
    Alfiebengal says:

    I second that. It’s moronic, childish and devalues your work.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    There aint to many Tories.

  35. 35
    streamfisher says:

    You gotta know when to hold em and when to fold them.

  36. 36
    Maximus says:

    Better for what? Rock’n’rolling, or affirming the narcissism of one’s own miserablism?

  37. 37
    Tessa Tickles says:

    There aren’t any Libdems good enough for government posts!

    But that’s OK, because there are no Conservative or Labour MPs good enough, either.

  38. 38
    Monty P says:

    Get over it, Guido. It looks pathetic to keep banging on about Hague’s alleged homosexuality (which appears to be utter bollocks), and also makes you seem like you’re trying to justify yourself.

  39. 39
    Steve Miliband says:

    I’m sure her postal voters were very happy that when she got the opportunity to ask the PM a searching question about a relevant topic she didn’t let them down.

  40. 40
    Dick the Prick says:

    Tories must want to keep him though. Could require some work to shore up his position. Postman Twat seems to be lining himself up but complicated, complicated.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Assange: Guido Speaks Out.

    Coming soon…..

  42. 42
    Maximus says:

    Who is this Hauge? Have we heard of him? Should we have heard of him?

  43. 43
    I spot a Labour-educated person! says:

    “Ain’t” and “too”.

    It’s not difficult.

  44. 44
    streamfisher says:

    +

  45. 45
    someone with a life says:

    “Obviously he went with“This Charming Man”, being the song that people who have never even heard of The Smiths have heard,”

    Nope, give us a clue.

  46. 46
    Spontaniously combustible drummer of the group says:

    What difference does it make?

  47. 47
    Miliband Should Resign says:

    Different generation really.

  48. 48
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I gave Cameron a sound thrashing in PMQ today.

    Furthermore, all those who think Cameron is laying off me because I am so dreadful and he doesn’t want Liebour to get rid of me had better watch out.

    The dire man is here to stay and he’s turning up the bollocks !

  49. 49
    Union rep says:

    Yeasterday !

  50. 50
    Smithy says:

    Good times for a change. Sigh!

  51. 51
    Dick the Prick says:

    You new here? ‘Devalues your work’ ah, lovely, a completely misplaced compliment!!

  52. 52
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be a table lamp .

  53. 53
    Assange is Innocent says:

    I enjoy the daft pettiness Guido provides. If you want to be sensible all the time, why not go and read the tractor statistics on Labour List?

  54. 54
    Tessa Tickles says:

    A socialist multi-millionaire, like Billy Bragg and Paul Weller.

  55. 55
    Fatty Edwards says:

    I prefer Walkers

  56. 56
    Edth lithp says:

    Pleath, Pleath, Pleath Let Me Get What I Want

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    No, that’s Hart’s Estate Agents

  58. 58
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be a long jump sand pit

  59. 59
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s the one. “England for the English”, was one of his songs.

  60. 60
    call me Dave 'man of the people' says:

    If Kerry is absurd then Dave proved himself just as absurd and cringeworthy.

  61. 61
    Albert Pierpoint says:

    Say what you like, I still prefered a decent rope and drop to a post and firing squad. So much less labour intensive.

  62. 62
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Thtop taking the pith, I am thinking hard about my polithieth. One day, I thall have one, or perhapth even theveral.

  63. 63
    streamfisher says:

    It is two difficult.

  64. 64
    Vaguely Gay says:

    My tug boat is pulling into FFions harbour

  65. 65
    AC1 says:

    A good stage performer who turns into a whining mong between tunes.

  66. 66
    South of the M4 says:

    A sanctimonious twat revered by those of non-independent thought. File him next to Billy Bragg. And then forget about him.

  67. 67
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! says:

    YES!!! we’re already back to the “Dave was shit on purpose” excuses.

    Keeping his powder dry was he? ROFL!!

  68. 68
    ST says:

    Lol. More or less.

    Actually, it’s one of the few on which I agree with Morrisey. Multiculturalism was foisted on the white working class without their being asked. As a result it destroyed a distinctive culture.

    This is why whenever I hear lefty middle class types banging on in favour of immigration it grates. Until very recently it didn’t have any impact on their lives other than making sure they could afford a child minder. More recently, since Labour let the immigration genie out of the bottle, it’s started impacting on the public services the lefty middle class use and as a result it’s now a “valid election issue”.

  69. 69
    AC1 says:

    Aspergers have trouble with telling lies.

    Malignant Narcissists do not.

  70. 70
    Wavy Davy says:

    oh dear! I was back to my usual useless self, what rotten luck!

  71. 71
    Clueless to a fault says:

  72. 72
    Do you have the Hague Pride ? says:

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Is that rhyming slang, you knob?

  74. 74
    Chaytor, Morley & Co says:

    Strangeways Here We Come!

  75. 75
    Sarah Palin's New Tits says:

    parrots don’t

    parrots don’t

  76. 76
    Gordon says:

    Anyone up for an Arctic Monkey?.

  77. 77
    DikiLeaks says:

    Was she trying to think outside the envelope?

  78. 78
    ST says:

    Although there is something slightly unpleasant about Morrisey’s take on it, you get the feeling he isn’t just worried about social cohesion.

    I find this quote from a Times interview particularly amusing:

    “The pop star, originally from Manchester, suggested that immigration was one of the reasons he would not move from his American home back to Britain. ”

    So he laments the loss of British culture but chooses to live in another country where there is not British culture? Yeah, that makes sense.

  79. 79
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into William at a party once …..

  80. 80
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    I’ll be cooking goose at Christmas, Ed, for a number of senior Party colleagues.

    No, you’re not invited but we may decide that your goose is already cooked.

  81. 81
    DAVE WAS SHIT ON PURPOSE! Hahahahahahahaha!! says:

    He’s keeping his powder dry.

    Again.

    Like he did all through the election campaign.

    And failed to win a majority.

  82. 82
    Nick2 says:

    Cameron has to tread a fine line between humiliating him and obliterating him – the first will help to assert ConDem (hopefully the Conservative element) supremacy, the latter will probably motivate Ed’s army to try to replace him earlier.

  83. 83
    Tessa Tickles says:

    You’ve got me wondering what the least labour-intensive form of execution would be for all our MPs. I’ve come up with: chaining them to a wall and leaving them to die.

  84. 84
    Ho Hum says:

    Ed Miliband is still shit

  85. 85
    Hague's Spad says:

    Keep banging on me Hague!! Ooooooooooh!

  86. 86
    Steve Miliband says:

    Put her stamp on things. Second class.

  87. 87
    preening twats says:

    ..and The Clash

  88. 88
    It's raining men says:

  89. 89
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Yeth, you are a utheleth prime minithter. There’th a thlight chanth I might be one, too. Or tho my mummy keepth thaying..

  90. 90
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Yes, yes, Dave was shit !! By complete contwast I came acwoss as a political colostomy colossus.

  91. 91
    No Cricket Scores ( Not a Sport blog) says:

    Are you anti-gay or anti tory ?

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    You’ll understand one day when you grow up.

  93. 93
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Dave is still shit too.

  94. 94
    lololol says:

    yes it was DELIBERATE
    Dave is always DELIBERATELY shite
    like in the election campaign

  95. 95
    Ramsay says:

    Artic Roll? Much better

  96. 96
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    That is correct. I won the General Election.

  97. 97
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Hmmm…. before they released their first album?

  98. 98
    Billy Bumboy is the cheapest bumhire ever ! says:

    calm down dear! it’s only a closet gay

  99. 99
    DAVE Call Me Fuckin Useless Cameron ! says:

    William it was really nothing !
    ha ha ha ha

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    That put this charming mans girlfriend in a coma.

  101. 101
    preening twat says:

    ‘ithues’
    I felt thorry for the Hunt when he tried to thay that..

  102. 102
    Brokeback Nick says:

    You’re only PM as long as I keep you there Dave.
    Now bend over as you deserve a bully-ramming since I got the blame for the Fees shambles.

  103. 103
    ST says:

    Perhaps there is something to be said for not having any.

    After all health, education, and welfare are undergoing massive changes I would imagine the ministers would be best left in place.

  104. 104
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    British jobs for British workers !!!

  105. 105
    Tessa Tickles says:

    He hates immigrants so much, he became one?

  106. 106
    Nick Clegg says:

    wot iz a coalition

    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr??? ???

  107. 107
    ConDem Condoms says:

    It means you go, Dave goes.

  108. 108
    William Gaygue says:

    ‘appen I tried me best lad ba goom!

  109. 109
    Tessa Tickles says:

    What’s wrong with the singer’s voice? It’s all warbly.

  110. 110

    Get away from that window! You’ve been told before about disturbing the passers by.
    Do you want the genital cup again?

  111. 111
    Nurse Botha says:

    Come now, Mr. Brown, dear. Put your little mouse away or Miss Spanky will have to pay a visit to Bottyland.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    I doubt very much Cameron gives a fig about who leads that bunch of discredited useless tosspots.

  113. 113
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Guido did miss out on an opportunity.

    Morrisey’s song to “William” was about a friendship that was short lived and probably intense. “Man-crush” might be the expression.

  114. 114
    Sky News says:

    Love the last thread.

    Dead Ed.

    Errrrrr… I think poor old Dave and Nick took a bit of a pasting

  115. 115
    Tessa Tickles says:

    And then Ed cums?

    (I’ll get my coat)

  116. 116
    Ho Hum says:

    Get Moz track

    “Margaret on the Guilotine”

  117. 117
    Smithy says:

    Morrisey hates McCarthy, she eats too many bacon rolls.

  118. 118
    Patrick Thistle says:

    I played my Smiths records backwards and a voice told me not to kill myself.

  119. 119
    Edth lithp says:

    That would be the auto-tude.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    In a closet with a glory hole would explain the bitterness towards gays.

  121. 121
    Anonymus says:

    The Trouble with aspies is they firmly believe things that might well be bollocks. And extremely upset when they start to discover its bollocks.

  122. 122
    Ephemeral music, pah! says:

    I don’t know the name of anything by the Smiths, nor have I knowingly heard anything by them. Or heard OF anything by them.

  123. 123
    Gordon says:

    Got the xmas job working in the grotto at the Kelty shopping center performing as my alter ego: Santa Claus, all the kids will get the same present from my copious sack, a copy of Beyond the Crash.

  124. 124

    Devaluing politicians is Guido’s work.

  125. 125
    Grauniad Editor says:

    ..or The Telegraph *yawn*

  126. 126
    Ho Hum says:

    There are just so many tracks you could use to describe this shower of low life’s

    Miserable Lie
    Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
    I started something I couldnt finish
    Heaven knows Im miserable now ( re titled Heaven knows my well being index is below national average )

    That joke isn’t funny anymore ( Billy Vague the tory clown )

    Stop me if you think you heard this one before ( Gideon – “didn’t fix the roof while sun shining”, “In this together” etc etc)

  127. 127
    ST says:

    Precisely.

    But then we all know lefties are in to self loathing.

  128. 128

    Queen were shite! Sorry, they still are, especially with that poodle headed fucking spastic Brian (think of the foxes) May.

    What a c*nt he is…..!

  129. 129
    Brokeback Cameron says:

    I’m not bitter, Nick says I taste of asparagus.

  130. 130
    Laugh @ Liebour says:

    Interesting that Al-Beeba conceded that the exchange….. “That raises a few laughs.”
    Bit underwhelming as usual as the entire Gov Benches erupted and I should imagine the majority of listeners/viewers!!!

    WTF!!!

  131. 131
    Engineer says:

    Hear, hear.

  132. 132
    Daz Calgon says:

    Does she have a front-loader too ?

  133. 133
    The Miserable Tuesdays says:

    Everday is like Sunday

  134. 134
    Paddy Pants-Down. says:

    Politics today appears all very grubby,it wasn’t always that way.

  135. 135
    Laugh @ Liebour says:

    Agreed wholeheartedly, Dromey is a Class 1 Hypocrite and an Ugly Cnut to boot!!

  136. 136
    Laugh @ Liebour says:

    Definitely no ‘Cross the Floor’ untainted candidates!!

  137. 137
    Daz Calgon says:

    In other words, he lives in a wealthy, white gated community.

  138. 138
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The easiest job in the world.

  139. 139
    Sophie says:

    Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
    There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
    And no regime can buy or sell me

    I’ve been dreaming of a time when
    To be English is not to be baneful
    To be standing by the flag not feeling
    Shameful, racist or partial

    Irish blood, English heart, this I’m made of
    There is no-one on earth I’m afraid of
    And I will die with both my hands untied

    I’ve been dreaming of a time when
    The English are sick to death of Labour
    And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
    And denounce this royal line that still salute him
    And will salute him forever

    Thats who he is. Fair play to him.

  140. 140
    Smithy says:

    There is a light that never goes out. Unless you time travel back to ’70s when strikes and power cuts were rife under Labour!

  141. 141
    Ho Hum says:

    I’d advise Cock Head to stop talking about The Smiths… Total mine field

    Strangeways, Here We ( DON’T ) Come

    Shop lifters of the world unite ( don’t worry community sentence only )

  142. 142
    My other van's a comma says:

    Let me:

    In other words, he lives in a wealthy, white, gated community.

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    If you mean a jizztrap the answer is yes.

  144. 144
    Labourlisting says:

    Please come back to us, we’re really missing your rapier wit and endless humour

  145. 145
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Well, it’s not very good. Couldn’t they afford one that works?

  146. 146
    BBC Bias says:

    For weeks now Red Ed has been shit at PMQs but you would not have known this from BBC news . This week he comes up with a Bullingdon Joke and of course the BBC make PMQs their number 1 headline.

    Having said that Nick Robinson’s Blog is quite good at taking the Piss out of all three parties as every one of them has done a complete U turn on Tuition fees. The difference between being in power and opposition.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/

  147. 147
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    If you watch Partick Thistle, doesn’t a voice tell you to kill yourself at full time every match?
    BTW, is that corrugated iron stand still there?

  148. 148
    Engineer says:

    I’d never heard that before. I’m glad I hadn’t.

  149. 149

    I did, i loved The Smiths when i was a spotty teenager in the 80’s, still got all their albums on vinyl. Between the ages of 12 and 16, i wasn’t at all political so i didn’t really care what the lyrics meant.
    Morrissey is a sublime song writer, it’s just a shame when he opens his mouth to voice an opinion.

  150. 150
    Smithy says:

    Meat is murder!

  151. 151
    Timmy Guillotin says:

    My method is foolproof but a little messy.

  152. 152
    Engineer says:

    Nothing wrong with Smiths. They stock an excellent range of stationery, newspapers and magazines.

  153. 153
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    Talking about devalued politicians. Here is the one of the best demolition jobs ever done.

  154. 154
    Engineer says:

    !

  155. 155
    Tessa Tickles says:

    How about..

    Panic
    I know it’s over
    Suffer little children
    What Difference Does it Make?

  156. 156
    Engineer says:

    Cucumbers are rape.

  157. 157
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Lives in a white gated community….

    Some of us socialists own TEN houses.

  158. 158
    Anonymus says:

    But only in sweden.

  159. 159
    Gordon Brown says:

    This week my book has sold 49,000 copies which has lifted 200,000 out of poverty and increased health spending by 45%.

  160. 160
    Tessa Tickles says:

    They’re a bit expensive. I got a 2011 diary for much less money at an independent stationers.

  161. 161
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Is that the rock star with a PhD in Astronomy?

  162. 162
    Jade's haunting lilt says:

    I’M SPARAGUS

  163. 163
    Fanciable Ffion says:

    I dunno about bummable, fanciable more like it. AIUI she had a “lively” career at university (from something I saw on Usenet years ago, so it may not be true).

  164. 164
    Ayesha Hazarika says:

    Did you like my jokes I wrote for Ed? Aren’t I witty?

  165. 165
    streamfisher says:

    But fish is justifiable homicide.

  166. 166
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Superb link!

  167. 167
    the last quango in paris says:

    Kerry should resign – she looks and acts like a sack of spuds and wastes valuable pmq time asking pathetic questions – the pm should not have to speak to trash like that.

  168. 168
    Marianne Faithfull says:

    Mars Bar anyone?

  169. 169
    Smithy says:

    McCarthy take a bow, when you have lost some weight you fat, illiberal, undemocratic, troughing pig!

  170. 170
    It worked for Mugabe says:

    Lock them all up in a big cell with two sledgehammers.The winner is the one alive at the end. Then we kill him/her.

  171. 171
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    She may have, but no point asking Bily Boy.

  172. 172
    Non-story says:

    +1

  173. 173
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Who is on the all women short list to carve the goose?

  174. 174

    He ceased being a ‘rock star’ in 1979, since then he just been a fucking twat. And yes, he does have a PhD in Astronomy, something he never fails to regale when being interviewed.

  175. 175
    The entire British public says:

    You’re half right…

  176. 176
    Bullingdon Club says:

    I got the staff to do the drive, we dont really have a”road” as such.

  177. 177
    Ho Hum says:

    all gone very quiet about PMQ’s …Oh dear

  178. 178
    Matthew Amawillywally says:

    **Mmmmm. Cucumbers.**

    **Mmm.** Now, over to Dan for the latest weather:

    Penetrating, isn’t it Dan? I’m not sure I like it this raw. Any promise of a warm ridge in The Netherlands?

  179. 179
    Martin Day's goldfish says:

    They will be talked into doing a useful course. They might be encouraged to spend a year or two doing something else.

    That would have been sensible advice anyway.

    AND REDUCE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DROP OUT.

  180. 180
    streamfisher says:

    FOI request, where has the money come from to pay for the printing bill? (as if we didn’t know) more pulped fiction.

  181. 181
    Engineer says:

    About 43% of the population go to university (we could debate whether this is appropriate, but it currently remains a fact). That comes at a cost – universities are not self-funding, especially the ones that find it hard to attract research income from the private sector. Those costs have to be paid. The full cost could be loaded onto the taxpayer (as was the case when a much smaller proportion of the population attended university) or it could be refunded by those who benefit from a university education when they can afford to do so. The first option isn’t possible because the country has spent all the taxpayers’ money (and then some). So it has to be the second.

    Simples.

  182. 182
    streamfisher says:

    Elucidate.

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    You forgot to mention that the English taxpayers can’t afford to send their students to university because they’re taxes are being used to send Scottish and Welsh students to university. That seems fair.

  184. 184
    Engineer says:

    Not much the Westminster government can do about the decisions of the devolved assemblies, except that if the piss is taken too much, Westminster has the option of making the devolved assemblies raise their own taxes – if they can.

    The Scots, in particular, go quiet about independence when that possibility is raised.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Who on earth are the Smiths?

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    they donly have that little bag in the packet.

  187. 187
    genghiz the kahn says:

    There won’t be a queue to goose that cook.

  188. 188
    gurney slade says:

    Fuck knows and fuck cares.

  189. 189
    Postlethwaite says:

    Must be a slow day at Fawkes Manor . . .

  190. 190
    Postlethwaite says:

    + another 1

  191. 191
    Postlethwaite says:

    Dont hold your breath while waiting . . .

  192. 192
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    G G Allin is God!!!

  193. 193
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SQUWAAAARRRKK!!! (shuffle) SSPLOOOOSSSHH!!! (shake)

  194. 194
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    More of a K**t and the Gang man, are we?

  195. 195
    tory boys never grow up says:

    I suspect that CCHQ are currently instructing Philip Hammond and staff as to how to use a shovel for the forthcoming photo op.

  196. 196
    Jimmy says:

    That joke isn’t funny anymore.

  197. 197
    Grumpy git. says:

    Could hardly hear a word. Is that the idea now? Lots of noise, inaudible lyrics.

  198. 198
    Crikey says:

    Is it a women only sort list? One where exceptions can be made?

  199. 199
    Colonel Blimp says:

    I’m VERY pleased to say that I couldn’t identify any song by any modern pop band.
    Obviously I must have heard pop songs as part of the general noise-clutter of everyday life – but to say who is “singing” what – no way.

  200. 200
    Tom FD says:

    It’s too close to home and it’s too near the bone

  201. 201
    iidkes says:

    Why pamper life’s complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

  202. 202
    iidkes says:

    You’ve misspelled ‘Labour’ as ‘Liebour’ there.


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