Guido has noticed that The Times’s Sarah Vine has more than a passing interest in writing about the male form. Take this morning’s column about that Russian for example:

Vine is also known as Mrs Gove. Guido knows he has had a rough couple of months after having Balls beat him up over the summer, but hadn’t realised Gove’s standing had dropped quite that low. The Secretary of State for Education was unavailable for comment…