December 5th, 2010

Hancock’s Russian Lolita Faces Deportation for Spying

According to reports “She would walk around in very short skirts and high heels with Hancock and they would be seen having lunch together. Certainly some thought she was charming and intelligent.”


337 Comments

  1. 1
    Neil 'Tossflap' Kinnock says:

    First!!!!

    Well, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

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    • 23
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      My hero !!!

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      • 32
        Cast Iron Cameron says:

        Fancy a £7 Billion bailout ? I’ll have to see what the American ambassador tells me to do first.

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        • 59
          Ukrap says:

          F*ck off looney. How about the £140 billion that Irish banks owe British banks, many of which, are being underwritten by the Taxpayer?
          Defaulting Irish banks would be a lot more expensive.

          So why not grow-up and try thinking like an adult for once in you life!

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          • Anonymous says:

            You are such an ass hole, you want to protect bankers and cut other public services.

            Let banks go to the wall, fucking ass hole.

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          • banker wankers says:

            piss off you whiny retarded twat

            how hard do you find it typing with a bankers cock in your mouth and up your arse ?

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          • Maximus says:

            What you or he or I think is largely irrelevant. Do you know who won the Donegal South West by-election recently against the odds?

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          • Lord Wayne of Trombone says:

            let us get some pictures of this tart up on order order

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          Anonymous says:

          Osborne is part of the old Anglo-Irish aristocracy, known in Ireland as the Ascendancy. He is the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford).

          And his brother is a muslim.

          This is why we have to give money to Ireland and Pakistan.

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          Anonymous says:

          Osborne is part of the old Anglo-Irish aristocracy, known in Ireland as the Ascendancy. He is the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford).

          An Irish man gave his country some (or a lot) money.

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      • 73
        Anonymous says:

        What about you drunken mad Ms T, have you changed side?

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        Hang The Bastards says:

        Has he been bumming her ?

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      007 says:

      Of course it is also quite likely that Mike Hancock is a Russian Spy

      A member of the Defence Select Committee, he is also chairman of parliament’s all-party group on Russia

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      • 33
        Russian Spy Master says:

        It was Easy Peasy. A young attractive girl in very short skirts, high heels and scented candles works every time with a lecherous old MP.

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        • 129
          Anonymous says:

          This one will try any thing with a hole.

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          • Madme Defarge says:

            I was hanging around Order Order first thing this morning just dying to see Guido’s undoubted interest in this.
            This Hancock bloke is an unmitigated disaster and pervert to boot. Surely he should have TWAT tatoo’d across his forehead?
            TWAT!

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          • Call me Infidel says:

            Handy cock is both a twat and sex pest. Allegedly.

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          • smoggie says:

            What, exactly, is perverted about wanting to fuck beautiful young Russian secretaries?

            Better than sharing a room with a Tyke aide-de-camp.

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        • 156
          Anonymous says:

          could have been love – lots of hot Russkie babes fancy us middle-aged govt workers

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        Why? says:

        He’s also got the Portsmouth Naval base in his constituency, this guy is a prime target. But why was he allowed to employ a Russian citizen in the first place?

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          jgm2 says:

          Eight years ago I was dr*v*ng around Alaska on holiday and happened to stayed near the site of one of the places the yanks were building their Star Wars missile interception thingy. Very limited accommodation around the area in any case.

          Went into a bar/restaurant and the place was wall to wall Russian totty. Babetastic. Fucking hell, I thought, these babes will have chapter and verse about what’s going on after they’ve drained the sacks of these red-necks.

          And I bet they did too.

          But I couldn’t figure out why any security conscious government would let them near the site in the first place. Just fly in some yankee hookers from Vegas. Or Anchorage – no shortage of local ladies in the cat-houses there.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Russians are every where, as soon as they show money and or girls, we open our mouth.

            Tory MP Greg Barker’s gay affair has highlighted the multi-millionaire politician’s ‘Russian connection.’
            The shadow minister – once employed by Roman Abramovich – has faced questions in the past about alleged links to another controversial tycoon.

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          SaltPetre says:

          Because there are not enough unemployed British candidates to fill the vacancy…certainly none who look as good in a tight skirt and high heels!

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        • 160
          Lord Michael Caine says:

          “But why was he allowed to employ a Russian citizen in the first place?”

          They say she was vetted as to how you can vet someone from another country is beyond me, I guess they sent a questionnaire to the Russian secret service.
          Good to know our country is safe with these morons in charge.

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          cat-sitter says:

          Never mind about Katya being a spy – what about the man himself? What was he doing in St.Petersburg only a few weekends ago? He appears to have been more than just a go-between for his Russian spymasters for many years. Perhaps they have the damning evidence (eg:pictures ) from his Rumanian adventures?.

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        • 167

          Back in the eighties, I worked in a very humble position in the Civil Service. The rules quite explicitly prohibited the employment of a Russian or eastern European au-pair. As far as I am aware those rules have never been relaxed. Why is it that jumped up bags of wind like MPs who sit on sensitive committees dont seem to be subject to such rules. Anyway its all irrelevant we are now ruled by the EU and there is bugger all Putin can do about that!! mores the pity.

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      • 84
        Simon says:

        There’s a lot in the S Times today about his support for Putin, frequent travel to Russia and questions in the House about sensitive stuff. All very interesting.

        Trouble is, when it’s a Murdoch medium, you have to ask what other agendas are at work.

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        • 94
          Anonymous says:

          Mr M is very supportive of China. Guess where his money comes from?

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        • 132
          Maximus says:

          Murdoch… blah… Murdoch… whine… Murdoch… whinge…

          Anyone would think you discovered the internet only yesterday. If you are concerned to get closer to the truth, Murdoch is no better or worse than any other MSM source. OTOH, if you are concerned about market share within the MSM, then carry on moaning about Murdoch: from my connections, it would seem he loves it.

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    • 76
      Anonymous says:

      What about Russians funding conservative party? Some even gave current ministers money to run their office.

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      Anonymous says:

      Look at Nick Clagg, he is as much a Russian as British.

      “Mail on Sunday’s story casting aspertions on Nick Clegg for not being properly British in their eyes (“His wife is Spanish, his mother Dutch, his father half-Russian and his spin doctor German. Is there ANYTHING British about Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg?”) now seems a good time to revive a post I wrote on a previous occasion when the Mail took to defining British”

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      • 136
        Maximus says:

        Have I read stories that his doubly great aunt was a suspected Russian double agent? Or was I merely dreaming.

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        • 146
          Anonymous says:

          You weren’t dreaming

          The Russian-born noblewoman was widely suspected of spying for both the Soviet Union and British intelligence. Sensuously beautiful – and with a distinctly liberal attitude to sex – her life was full of shadowy entanglements and glamorous liaisons.

          She was mistress to science fiction writer H.G. Wells and the Russian literary giant Maxim Gorky, as well as Robert Bruce Lockhart, probably the most famous diplomat and spy Britain ever sent to Moscow.

          According to one account she offered sexual favours to a Lubyanka prison commandant after the 1917 revolution to secure her own release.

          https://ieonline.microsoft.com/#ieslice

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      Up sh1t creek says:

      I feel like having a leak…..

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  2. 2
    QWERTY says:

    Our Anna Chapman? Can’t we keep her and give them Polly Toynbee, Yasmin Alibhai Brown and Hattie Hatemen instead?

    Punishment for stealing our World Cup commie bastards.

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      Ampers says:

      I could go along with that!

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      Jack Dromedary says:

      The Rusiians wouldn’t have that lot – they’re too left wing.

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      Yazbin Alibi Clown says:

      I’m reporting you to the police for making an implied death threat within that comment.

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      Potential alpha male says:

      Excellent idea!!!! In fact why don’t we swop all the fat ugly man hating feminazi bitches for as much Eastern European Totty as possible and then tell the bitches why we don’t like them anymore? Then stand back and wait for the tears!!!!

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    Mandy the mincer, Lord of the ever open flies. says:

    He should be a labour politician, they are fond of selling Britain down the river for their own benefit, fucking shysters every last one of em.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Yes, very suspect, wearing a short skirt.

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    Doc Trough says:

    I.T.M.A.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Hancockski the tard botherer proves once again the libdems are the party for wierdos.

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      She was only the Portsmouth MP’s pa but her naval base was always full of seamen.

      Does our defence really rely on the wisdom and intelligence of people like Hancock? If so, I suggest we ring Vlad and surrender now as it will save time and be much cheaper in the long run.

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        England pre-veils says:

        Vlad would also be a far more capable British PM, compared with the muppets we have in Parliament.

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          Simon says:

          ….and that thought made me, for a single nanosecond, grateful for Westminster.

          It didn’t last, though.

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      • 138
        Anonymous says:

        What defence? Have you heard of a country building aircraft carriers without plan or mothballing one?

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          Mike Hunt says:

          Best ask that of Gordon Brown (remember him), he is the one that sanctioned this insanity (contracts what cost more to cancel than to produce said vessels) to buy some votes in the areas concerned.

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        • 334

          Fair point. My plan for invading Russia, then, depends on everybody pretending to go to the football in 2018.

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    ali bongo says:

    Small tits. Plain looking. Can’t be a spy.

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    Mike H*andicapc*ck. says:

    Hello pwincess, do you have aspergers?

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    aboukir says:

    His response in a Sunday ‘paper was
    “She is not a Russian spy. I know nothing about espionage, … ”

    And he can’t seem to see obvious contradictions Perhaps it the fault of the security services for not educating him that as a member of the Defence Select Committee when a Russian in short skirts and high heels totters up for a job she migh not be all alltogether altruistic… (perhaps he thought she just admired him as a great man)

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      Lord Widgery says:

      Or perhaps he is working for the Russians as well, becuase they have sexually compromised the prevert.

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        Is He thick or Something? says:

        If he knows nothing about espionage, how does he know that she is not a Russian Spy? And if she is a Russian Spy she is hardly likely to say so.

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          Handycock says:

          I am not thick. I may be totally uneducated without a single O Level to my name, but I am the No1 Trougher in public life, so I can’t be that thick can I?

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          Observer says:

          Exactly – on what basis can he provide such an assurance. He is not in a position (one hopes) to be able to provide such a categorical statement.
          The most he could ever sensibly say is that he has been given no cause to suspect her and that he believes her to be innocent (quite why he would hold such a belief is another matter but he still might honestly hold it).

          When one zooms out a little, we have a former-Labour MP on the defence committee, with a Portsmouth constituency, who can ask defence-based questions (and be briefed) both publicly and privately, is presently charged and awaiting trial on (non-consenual) sexual offences who employs a female Russian as his assistant.
          It doesn’t read well does it?
          Put another way, if you had a female Russian spy to deploy, where might you choose to deploy such a person? A person with a perceived weakness and who has some goodies?

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      AC1 says:

      Maybe his Russian handler never told him about his p.a.?

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    Mr Lomax and jamjar says:

    Can’t see a bloody thing.

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    Ear to the Ground says:

    What an utterly stupid idiot; employing a Russian eye candy in his Parliamentary office. I’m no Einstein but if I can work it out she is likely to be on the Russian Secret Service payroll surely anyone can. What a prize prat…

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    Mr Angry of Tumbridge Wells says:

    Bang on the money

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  13. 15
    Frank Field says:

    I see the the thieving bastards are are ripping us off with a third home scam, when is Cameron going to grow some balls and put an end to this corruption?

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      The Court of Public Opinion says:

      When he finally figures out how many houses he owns?

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      pissed off voter says:

      sometime never. Cameron bent over backwards to protect kirkbride and others. his loyalties (?) to the people he has been elected to represent are a long way behind his loyalties to his personal friends and associates. He is the best leader labour have had for a long time,though it must be admitted that particular bar is not set very high.

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    Bacк Їи Tнє Ц$$Я says:

    $їйcё 1960$ щё нavє lєaяит ойё тнїйg: $нош уоця pоlїтїcїaй$ a вїт оf $кїят$кї aиd all cоммой $ёй$ё gо оцт оf щїиdощ. Tнaик уоц кїйdlу.

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    Zaphod says:

    She’s cute, and I could easily imagine that she fancies me, so I trust her absolutely. Can’t we deport him, instead?

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      Tankus says:

      get more work done …and at least you know she will have read everything on her brief …..double income , so low expense claims …..
      parliamentary researchers paid for by the russkies …

      maybe we should outsource all of the fuckers

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    Lord Red Mike the Nonce of Fratton says:

    Katya is not a Spy, she is however a great shag, that’s why she works for me. I normally like them much younger that Katya, that is why I make frequent visits to Russia as they kindly provide for me, on a quid pro quo basis. I have not sold sensitive defence secrets to the Russians for sexual favours with minors. I needed the logistic information on Submarine movements as I sit on the parliamentary and European Defence Committees, and need to keep track on some of the young Wrens, I am also shagging.

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    Mike "Vladimir Grisha" Hancock says:

    She vill be fine, the Russian porn industry is booming. Now vhere did i put my vodka.

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    Ayn Rands Ghost says:

    The GREATEST GUILT today is that of those who accept collectivism by moral and cultural default; the people who seek protection from the necessity of taking a stand, by refusing to admit to themselves the nature of that which they are accepting; the people who support plans specifically designed to achieve serfdom, but hide behind the empty assertion that they are lovers of freedom, with no concrete meaning attached to the word; THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT THE CONTENT OF IDEAS NEED NOT BE EXAMINED, that principles need not be defined, and that facts can be eliminated by keeping one’s eyes shut. They expect, when hey find themselves in a world of bloody ruins and concentration camps, to escape moral responsibility by wailing, ‘But I didn’t mean this!’

    “Those who want slavery should have the grace to name it by it’s proper name. They must face the full meaning of that which they are advocating or condoning; the full, exact, specific meaning of collectivism, of it’s logical implications, of the principles upon which it is based, and of the ultimate con-sequences to which these principles will lead.

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    Can you believe this crap? says:

    This is so shit you simply couldn’t make it up: gangster uses human rights laws to make prison warders “show proper respect” by calling him “Mr”

    Hey, Ken Hushpuppy, when you’ve finished swigging port and smoking cigars today..how about sorting this out? Ah, sorry, I forgot, you’re a liberal now…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335828/Gangland-boss-Colin-Gunn-wins-right-treated-respect-prison-staff.html

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    I'm a staunch Tory but Nadine Dorries is useless says:

    From Russia with love. Makes you wonder why though, Hancock is not exactly 007, he’s a Lib Dem backbencher I’d never heard of until he started getting handy with his cock.

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  21. 36
    William Hague says:

    Thank goodness our current ministers would never prostrate themselves to a foreign power. What’s that Mr Ambassador? Your shoes need cleaning? I’ll be right over.

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  22. 38
    Dack Blog says:

    Isn’t this old news? (Or was she just arrested a while back). I can’t keep up with ‘Carry on Politics’.

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  23. 40
    Dark Lord says:

    Isn’t Hancock on police bail for an allegation I forget? His judgement is spot on how could the employment of a Russian citizen to work in parliament be open to question? Poor man where did MI5 get all those false allegations?

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  24. 46
    C U Jimmy says:

    I’ve seen pictures on google images of her. She’s hackitt

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  25. 47
    Well Done Boris says:

    I get the feeling that the officials at FIFA are going to regret lying to the future King of the United Kingdom and head of the Commonwealth. That man carries a lot more clout than they realise and is not a good choice of enemy. No invites to his wedding for them and no jolly to the London Olympics.

    Boris kicks FIFA chiefs out of The Dorchester: London Mayor takes revenge for THAT vote by scuppering £1,000-a-night Olympic junket

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335787/World-Cup-2018-Boris-kicks-FIFA-chiefs-Dorchester-2012-Olympics.html

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  26. 48
    PURPLELINE says:

    How come i read all about this in the summer, think Mail on Sunday and Guido’s blog and it is only hitting this Sunday. Is it to cement the feeling that Russia bought the WC?

    This sandal wearing hoon and alleged sex pest should be the first casualty of recall. Chuck him out and give him a Dr David Kelly kit to go off into the woods.

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  27. 49
    Mike Handycock says:

    I like vulnerable women and I like Russian spies. And I’m a right ugly fuck.

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  28. 52
    Polly Tuscany says:

    This site wants a final solution for Mike Hancock and Russian spies.

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  29. 55
    Bill Hague says:

    But how on earth did she get her papers? Why on earth would the Immigration Service think that an MP needed to recruit a PA in Russia? To answer my own question it’s because they’re a bunch of useless cnuts, but you get my drift! One word: “Tossers”!

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  30. 56
    Is Handycock a prevert with preversions? says:

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    [OT] Charlie Whelans product placement broadcasting campaign is proceeding nicely – look at this fat workshy bastards scarf:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=858_1291467183

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  32. 62
    Russian mail order bride says:

    Heelo! I am the good looks girl looking for the real man with the good hearts and serious intentions for the warm relationship. I await your response with the much anxious.

    Svetlana Gorgski

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    streamfisher says:

    MI6 must have got to that sky report, no sound on the link.

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  34. 68
    proofreading says:

    Guido, Your quote of the day link is not right.

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    Touchy-feely squeakers office says:

    We have to be inclusive, the mere fact that a person may be a spy cannot exclude them from working in parliament.

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  36. 72
    Lord Mandlescum says:

    These Russians leave a bad taste.

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    Aye say, aye say, aye say says:

    Put a postie in charge and he’ll deliver!

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  38. 75
    streamfisher says:

    Wonder if she’s the same bint that infiltrated FIFA for the Russian world cup bid.

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    “Oops ..Sorry Mejsta Handy-cock .I seem to have dropped my pencil down my top again. Could you get it out for me plejse? .. “Ah” That’s good. You got it eventually..”… What’s zat? You need to go out to the toilet again? OK, .. You go and I will just tidy away these top secret files while you are gone… “

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    Aids up er arse says:

    She deserves to be made a “Hero of the Soviet Union” after letting that filthy depraved animal stick his rotting cock up her arse (to get the low-down on what Nazi American fuck-pigs are telling Hunt Cameron to do).

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  41. 93
    Lord Fumblebum De H'pool says:

    “A young attractive girl in very short skirts, high heels”

    Spad? What possible use could she be?

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    Engineer says:

    Interviewer, “So, you’re Russian?”

    Mini-skirted Job Applicant, “Well I am in a bit of a hurry…” **crosses legs, lowers eyelashes, smiles shyly**

    Interviewer, ” How soon can you start? Immediately? Excellent…”

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    Ed's last days as Lab leader says:

    When and on what programme was the “car crash interview on the BBC” they refer to? I want to see if I can find it online.

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  44. 107
    Down With Brown! says:

    Have the KGB sent a young Russian man in shades to go and work with Hague and pump him for secrets?

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  45. 113
    Ed's last days as Lab leader says:

    I bet this is one photo Calamity and Cable would rather forget.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/26/article-1315329-0B5B18D6000005DC-41_472x295.jpg

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      Ed's last days as Lab leader says:

      And doesn’t Handy look like the archetypal pee doh in that photo? I’m not saying he is one but his whole appearance is ghastly and creepy.

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    • 145
      streamfisher says:

      He looks like a 21st century version of an 18th century fop.

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  46. 114
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be a park bench .

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      Ed's last days as Lab leader says:

      Won’t you be watching Muffin the Mule with your beard’s children? Or was that DVD strategically placed in the backseat of your chauffeur driven car so that the Guardian interviewer accompanying you on a drive through Fife would mention it in his sycophantic puff piece and make it sound like you really are a genuine father and husband?

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    • 139
      Kirk Aldeanvoter says:

      Shouldn’t you be on a back bench ?

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  47. 119
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into a spy at a party once ………..

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    Breaking News says:

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    Oink, Labour piggy! says:

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      The Court of Public Opinion says:

      Liebour – the comedy gift that just keeps on giving provable firsts:

      First Prime Minister to be taken in for questioning by the police.
      First Chancellor of the Exchequer to be caught picking his nose as the nation watched in the HOC.
      First Home Secretary to be caught fiddling porn from the taxpayer.
      First MP to be convicted of lying in court over election campaign.
      First MP to receive criminal record for corruption related to his expense fraud.

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        streamfisher says:

        First ex-prime minister to declare he intends to do voluntary work but then sees no conflict of interest in claiming his salary and expenses from his employers for a job he cant be bothered to turn up for, and then compounds it by spending his time scribbling a book for pecuniary gain.

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      • 153
        England pre-veils says:

        “We do, as a new Government, have to be extremely careful .. that we are purer than pure, that people understand that we will not have any truck with anything that is improper in any shape or form at all.” – Tony Blair, July 1998.

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          shellingout says:

          Then please tell us what Mandy was doing on that Russian oligarc’s yacht!

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          • England pre-veils says:

            Doing whatever it is that filthy corrupt politicians do when they’re on yachts, I imagine.

            In his case, it could be even worse.

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    Engineer says:

    Very satisfying. The Convicts won’t give up without some fight, so we’ll have to hope that the weather doesn’t let them off the hook.

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    Billybob - send the buggers back says:

    Dirty old bugger, but to be honest, I would give her one!!! Or two!!!!

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  52. 131
    Billybob - send the booggers back says:

    Dirty old boogger, but to be honest, I would give her one!!! Or two!!!!

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  53. 134
    Beast of the urals says:

    The man is depravda

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  54. 135
    Anonymous says:

    You are the most boring c’unt.

    Please fark off and don’t come back

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  55. 154
    streamfisher says:

    Tch!, spelling, its a nobbled job.

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  56. 158
    Lil Olmey says:

    These days they’ve all been nobbled.

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    How do muslims get away with being racist and homophobic? says:

    http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/mehdi-hasan/2010/12/world-cup-2022-qatar-gay-gulf#reader-comments

    Medhi Hassan not too bothered if anyone gets executed for binge drinking or being a homo in the Qatar 2022 World Cup.

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    • 166
      P.C. Filth says:

      That’s the spirit, sir. Over.

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      Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

      It’s allowed because it’s in their rich and wonderful culture.

      (But don’t you try it, sonny, or I’ll scream “r@cist misogynist hom*phobe” at you so loudly your eardrums will puncture.)

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  58. 164
    Ha-Ha-Hancock says:

    The spy’s thingy was a put-up job.

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  59. 165
    Mossad says:

    Come in Agent Fawkes ? Where are our Pizzas ?

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  60. 168
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    The Fabian trolls here get more and more tiresome as every day passes.

    P.S. I hope Han-Cock didn’t yell out any state secrets to his Russian poontang while he was climaxing.

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    • 169
      Fabian Troll says:

      Eugenics !

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    • 184
      Fly on the wall says:

      Oooo……yes……ahhhh…….Katia…………clench harder……uhhhh……… your butt……..omg………..ahhh……..tight……….Vengeance………..you have……..a……………beautiful………anus………will……….errghhh….. gonna spurt………..up your…………….be on classified…………….coming HARD darling……….manoeuvres………..oooohhhhhh………….in The Baltic……………aahhhh…………..throughout March.

      Wanna go again?

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      Pig Sick says:

      Mind bleach please

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  61. 170
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a red onion.

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  62. 171
    Handy Mancock says:

    Not exactly pussy galore is she? He’d have to be retarded to be interested in that.

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    "Отец Джека Майк Хэнкок says:

    Право, Привет г-н Гвидо Фокс. Я хотел бы получить кое-что прямо здесь. Во-первых я хотел бы сказать, что мои официальные фотографии не были первоначально приняты в суде внешний вид. Во-вторых я хотел бы сказать, что она окончательно не я, никто из его был. Я помню, потому что я был в моем офисе мастурбировать яростно. В-третьих, у нас есть ваш агент командующего Бонд, и я собираюсь сохранить ему жизнь немного слишком долго для того, что он видит, что происходит, когда мы не приведем в устройство.

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      Goggle translate says:

      Right, hello, Mr. Guido Fox. I would like to get something straight here. Firstly, I would say that my official photographs were not initially accepted in a court appearance. Secondly, I would say that it definitely was not me, none of it was. I remember because I was in my office, masturbating furiously. Thirdly, we have your agent Commander Bond, and I’m going to keep him alive a bit too long for what he sees, what happens when we trigger the device.

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      • 333
        Майк Хэнкок says:

        Хотели бы Вы быть моим парламентских исследователь? Я слышу вас есть пульс и отверстий.

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      Ты и я как says:

      Спасибо за ваше сообщение. Вы можете продолжить пытки командующего Бонд – он не был в приличном кино с “Шпион, который меня любил (1977)”.
      Пожалуйста. Не стесняйтесь свете синей бумаге коснуться вашего Римская Свеча – мы благодарим вашу страну в долгосрочной перспективе.
      Погода здесь хорошая и Сандерленд “забил гол.

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      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      With or without fries ?

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  64. 177
    Chris Huhne says:

    Philip Green warned political bloggers this week that discussing WikiLeaks on Facebook , Twitter, or Order Order could endanger their employment prospects.

    Philip Green, a former taxi driver, called the career services office of Top Shop to advise students not to post links to WikiLeaks documents, nor to make comments on social networks such as Twitter, Facebook, or Order Order as “engaging in these activities would call into question [a political bloggers] ability to deal with confidential information, which is part of most positions with the federal government,” he was quoted as saying in an e-mail sent to political bloggers by Top Shop’s H.R. office on Tuesday

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  65. 179
    Richard Timney says:

    I’ve persuaded my Jacqui to be in a movie.
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__zl-YIVIIM8/SdD-ss1WGTI/AAAAAAAAApk/kQnb31heWfY/s400/jacqui smith.jpg

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  66. 183
    shellingout says:

    Perhaps the old letcher just gave her the job on looks. Serves him right!

    Wonder if there are any more in the woodwork?

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  67. 186
    Where's Jonah, Day 9524 says:

    Were Jonah’s repetitive speech patterns indicative of OCD or indicative, as I believe, of asperger’s?
    “These are global problems that need global solutions. These aircraft carriers are military solutions to military needs. We need serious people for serious times.”

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  68. 190
    Mr Plum says:

    Thought i had seen that vacant look somewhere before

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Doc_Brown.JPG

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  69. 191
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Mr Hangcock, seems to enjoy a wee bit of husky rusky mushsky. But he is no Bond and has no experience of spying. Time to hit him again Guido!

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  70. 192
    The dog, the dog, he's at it again says:

    MP has tail docked, you might say.

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  71. 193
    DIRTY SCRUFFY STUDENT BASTARD says:

    A Russian spy story
    As first posted by me at 10.14 this morning on the Peter Green story

    in your own word’s Mr Fawkes

    your either IN FRONT of Guido or Behind !

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  72. 195
    Anonymous says:

    What a total arsehole Hancock is. On remand for a sexual accusation and employs a young Russian bit of totty that he probably was shagging. We are supposed to believe that he had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  73. 196
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    I have to say, I would give her one, however the Lib Dems should be ashamed of themselves, we give them a chance to share power and this is how they repay us !! A right Cunch of Bunts !!

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  74. 197
    Anonymous says:

    He’s got to be shagging her.

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  75. 198
    Greg Beales says:

    Quote of the day

    Guido Fawkes

    “Join the Labour Party | The Labour Party
    secure2.labour.org.uk
    Help shape Britain’s progressive future – Join the Labour Party”

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  76. 204
    Elsie Beattie, 83 and a bit says:

    Class wanker, dear.

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  77. 206
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    All MPS should be stoned !

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  78. 213
    Voice of Treason says:

    Hancock (or should it be HandonCock) is an absolute twat. How do these fooking clowns manage to get positions of power? All I can think of is that his Lolita was performing something more than spying.

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  79. 215
    Nick Clegg says:

    BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

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  80. 217
    N****R IN THE WOOD PILE says:

    Just imagine what information Mr Hancock would have handed over ?
    a letching old perv a young russian agent who will do anything for her country
    oh dear ! oh dear! oh dear !

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  81. 223
    Dack Blog says:

    Surely a security check for such a ‘sensitive’ post should go as follows:

    Q: Nationality?
    A: Russian.

    Bye.

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      The be all and end all our CRB checks says:

      On tv they are saying they can’t understand why it’s happened ,she was CRB checked for the Parliamentry job,sometimes I wonder what planet these idiots are on.

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    • 233
      N****R IN THE WOOD PILE says:

      Question: How did you come to this country ?
      Question: What is your immigration status ?

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    • 234
      streamfisher says:

      Under represented in the workplace (they thought), Its called positive discrimination.

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      • 250
        It's a mad mad world says:

        We have to be “inclusive”! She was female (box ticked) she was foreign (box ticked) she was a babe (cock tickled)

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  82. 226
    A Leftie says:

    Dirty right wing loons .

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    • 261
      I don't mind the company of the right wing says:

      I’m actually left wing but seeing that very few left wing blogs let people post freely without excessive moderation then suck it up comrade or fuck off.

      Like

  83. 227
    Breaking News says:

    Breaking News ++++++++++++++++

    Pope is Cathlic

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  84. 229
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I have been a snowman.

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  85. 231
    Vince Cable says:

    3 men walk into a bar, after a while one of them says “I bet have the world’s smallest arm”
    The second man then says “I bet have the world’s smallest head”
    The third man then says “I bet have the world’s smallest penis”.
    After not believing each other, the three men then go to the guinness world record centre to justify their statements.
    The first man walks out of the judging room smiling saying “Told you I had the smallest arm in the world”.
    The second man walks out of the judging room smiling saying “Told you I had the smallest head in the world”.
    The third man then walks out of the judging room outraged shouting “Who the fuck is David Cameron?!”

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  86. 236
    Anonymous says:

    So Mike Hand (on) cock used to be in the SDP ? Did that stand for Soviet Dolly Pullers ?

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  87. 239
    Iranian Ambassador says:

    Today vee can conferm dat deh Islamic Republic of Iran has enriched uranium. Vee now have Iranian uranium. Hee-hee, I made a funny! Deh vorld does not need to vorry. Vee do not want make veapons. Vee vant peace. Except for Is ra el. Death to dem. Peace be upon Khomeini.

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  88. 241
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i am Guido Fawkes .

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  89. 246
    Observer says:

    Mike Hancock is wearing his rosette on the wrong lapel.

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  90. 249
    Highlight of the week says:

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  91. 252
    ExOwner says:

    Any clue what Pickles is on?

    He now wants local village Mafias controlling our every move. It is bad enough having councils and Government Inspectors forcing through stupid development.

    Now he want a new layer of undemocratic “locals” determining who is allowed what. He wants neighbours to “approve” others developments. This will lead to a protectionism and local corruption. It might be fine for those city dwellers where there will be a lot of people, but what happens if you are the loner on the edge of a village. What happens if you are the vulnerable OAP next to the development site. How much harassment will they allow before you cave in. Why should any system encourage any harassment or control of neighbours.

    Pickles has no idea about planning. One thing he should be clear on, is very few planners live in their own area. They could not afford to, as the hate is directed at them by the real people that make the decisions i.e the Councillors. This is just a way to redirect the hate to locals and individuals and away from the poor elected officials that want to be re-elected. Pickles has to go. He has dropped the ball too many times so far.

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    • 259
      Fat Pickles Has Lost The Plot says:

      Lets be serious though, who the fuck is going to put their necks on the line to ‘control’ an estate full of feral chavs. It will only work in OAP areas and muslim and other religious feverant areas.

      The idea will fail in application in 80% of other areas.

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    • 266
      gobsmacked says:

      Agreed. Much as I hate my local, corrupt, self-serving council, I read this story in the Telegraph with a growing sense of incredulity.
      This policy is so obviously aimed at ………..

      ………*yawn* ……..author abandoned comment but invites you to fill in the blank bit

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      • 282
        Anonymous says:

        Quick question, when you refer to “self-serving council” are you thinking about the Councillors, that run the council and vote on the decisions, or the actual workers?

        You vote for one set, and the others are to be made redundant in the next few months and out-sourced to private companies. Is it right that a councillor votes on local developments and works for the local housing association at the same time? The affordable housing schemes are the next big fraud after the banks. It is the modern day equivalent of a tied cottage, you have no choice of the final valuation when it comes time to get on your bike to find a new job. They set the value, and take the profit.

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  92. 255
    General Melchard says:

    Dont forget people Hancocks a vile nasty person, with plenty of skeltons. I cannot beleave that this Asshole has been allowed to get away with all his goings on over the years. I can only say that Glegg and the Leaders in the Lib Dems get off on this stuff. For Goodness sake remove this person now from the Defence Committee in the interest of us all. We all know his a one man show and a out right Control Freek who has a passion for Pussy Calore! amongst other things.

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  93. 257
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight Mathew i will be ……….

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  94. 258
    Anonymous says:

    So let me get this right, Boris was trying to bribe Fifa officials and is currently not being investigated?

    say it aint so?

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  95. 260
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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      Champagne Socialist says:

      Great to have confirmation that neither of the Milibots have had a real job throughout their entire lives.

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  96. 262
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      Tessa Tickles says:

      Fabulous! I read yesterday that Cameron’s reneged on his plans to introduce double summertime, too. He was in favour of it, because it will save 80 (mainly English) lives each year and reduce CO2 emissions, but then he realised (a) it would reduce green-tax revenue and (b) he remembered he’s Scottish.

      Camoron. What an utter c*unt.

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  97. 263
    TomTom says:

    Vladimir Putin is Master of The UNiverse. His man Abramovitch buys politicians and his SVR girls bed them and Western taxpayers fund his Oligarchs with bank loans from deadbeat zombie banks like RBS-ABN. He really is an AlphaDog

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  98. 267
    Dack Blog says:

    +++ SPOILER ALERT +++

    Widdy’s dancing days are numbered.

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  99. 274
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This word “free” – I think someone should explain to Londons comedy Mayor it doesn’t mean what the taxpayers of London think it means.

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    • 284
      disinterested says:

      Boris was perpetuating the briberyentertainment/fact finding of FIFA executives. Thankfully he stopped once they chose Mokba.

      I don’t give a shi7 about soccer, but if anyone does, maybe they should concentrate on how much the FIFA committee members harvest every venue selection contest/actual event. A few multilungual blogsites might work wonders (and trigger a crop of richly deserved coroneries).

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  100. 276
    disinterested says:

    Sounds to me that the FSB identified a (potentially?) compromised individual that could be readily manipulated to provide a means of access to the Commons.

    Bearing in mind what Guido reported about Hancock recently, the profile of the alleged agent seems predictable…

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  101. 278
    Gordon Brown says:

    Good Evening

    Gordon Brown
    ‎2 days left until publication

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    • 280
      cynical says:

      But how many days until it’s used as toilet paper?

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    • 281
      Martin Day says:

      It will go straight to Number 1 in the best selling book charts

      Gordon Brown will this week deliver a dark and pessimistic forecast that the economic crisis “is not over”.

      In his new book, Beyond the Crash, the former Prime Minister will say there are more global crises to come and claim we are currently experiencing an economic shock “bigger than the industrial revolution”.

      The book, published this week, will be an attempted rebuff to the message recently delivered by Chancellor George Osborne, who has claimed that Britain’s economy is on the mend.

      Since Labour lost May’s General Election, Brown has been holed up in his Fife constituency home writing his analysis of the global financial meltdown.

      His former aide and speechwriter in Downing Street, Kirsty McNeil, has been a regular fixture in Fife, working alongside Brown on the 336 page tome. She is noted as co-author of the book.

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        Julian Assange says:

        Mr Brown has this to say: ‘We now live in a world of global trade, global financial flows, global movements of people and instant global communications. Our economies are connected as never before, and I believe that global economic problems require global solutions and global institutions. In writing my analysis of the financial crisis, I wanted to help explain how we got here, but more importantly to offer some recommendations as to how the next stage of globalisation can be managed so that the economy works for people and not the other way around’

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        • 329
          streamfisher says:

          Yes our planet is a globe Gordon, an egg, an oeuvre, whatever, but we don’t need 340 pages to make that statement of the bleeding obvious.

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      • 290
        England pre-veils says:

        “In his new book ..the former Prime Minister will say there are more global crises to come”

        No shit, Sherlock.

        It’s a fair guess that the world war in the 23rd Century’s going to be a humdinger.

        BTW: former Prime Minister Brown has a really good ring to it.

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        • 306
          Never believe a nutter says:

          This from the same K_unt who claimed britain was “best placed” to weather the recession…

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      • 325
        Frank Field says:

        I see martin Day is talking through the gobshites arse again, when is he going to get a job the lazy .

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  102. 283
    Perv Watch says:

    How the mighty have fallen.

    The Russians are reduced to using a manky LibDem perv MP to gain access to UK secrets.

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  103. 285
    Sarah Tweet says:

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  104. 288
    THE BISHOP RODGER ALLBOYS says:

    heres another good one from the muzzies
    which i would wager Mr Hancock would gladly trade a few secrets
    to suck a few muzzi titties

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/babylonbeyond/2010/06/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid.html

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  105. 291
    Exceptionally cynical says:

    Having read the Bbc link, I wonder if Katia Zatuliveter is being named, shamed & deported in response to other factors in the UK/Russian situation.

    In the past the UK security services appeared to respond belatedly to lots of Russian spies in the UK. Despite breathless reports that there are even more FSB spooks here than in the goold old days, I wonder if MI5 have now adopted spin doctoring – namely ‘discovering’ Russian infiltration before a scheme of theirs becomes public (Wikileaks perhaps?)

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  106. 292
    Wed Ed says:

    I am wheely pithed off that I am to be denied a photo op in Afghanistan before cwistmas

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    • 299
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t fwet Et – there are plenty of Englishmen & women who would like to see you shot at here too…

      Like

      • 321
        Give it a rest says:

        Look Dude I don’t want to deflate your bubble but your constant piss take sof Red Ed’s voice defects are not accurate, big or clever.

        Self defeating comes to mind

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  107. 293
    angelnstar says:

    http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/outraged-boris-kicks-fifa-out-of-the-dorchester/

    BREAKING NEWS

    Boris kicks FIFA out of their free luxury accomodation at the Dorchester for a week during the Olympics. He is ticked off!

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  108. 294
    Member of Parliament says:

    Eat shit, mugs. Every time they try to reform expenses, we just find ways around the rules and keep on defrauding the taxpayer. Just get used to it.

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    • 312
      The half of Guido's posters who vote Conservative says:

      We don’t care. As long as we can cheer Eric Pickles’ attempts to slim down on fatty councils, we’ll put up with the fact that he’s just another thieving bastard.

      Like

      • 320
        streamfisher says:

        What with all this come dancing shit and Widdicombe, why not have a sumo wrestling competition between Prescott and Pickles (suggestion to BBC drama department).

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  109. 310
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Should England declare overnight .

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  110. 318
    WTF? Americans are shit! says:

    Why can’t we have a special relationship with Russia instead of the retards shit Nazi khunts in the USA. Americans are filth fucking retarded shit. We should burn dirty Nazi American filth. Americans are fucktards, and most of them are black or wet-backs.

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    • 322
      Cross Party Consensus says:

      Because we have a special relationship with our bank balances, which requires us to suck up to Uncle Sam, the EU and assorted sons of the desert, for the future of British Parliamentary Members interests.

      Like

  111. 335
    50 Calibre says:

    … and some thought she must have been a seriously good fuck.

    Like


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