December 4th, 2010

Saturday Seven Up

7upGuido’s favourite story this week was about Katie Myler, Ed Miliband’s chief spokesman, committing Twitter suicide by accusing the Prime Minister of “pimping himself”, whilst Guido was on on the phone to the Labour Leader’s office asking if Ed stood by his spokesgirl’s comments she twittered an apology and withdrew her remarks.

We were faster than the papers in going through the party election returns, identifying Labour’s unpaid bills from the taxpayer and the Tory Bambi killing expenditure first – pixels beating print yet again.

This week the blog had an above average 422,866 page views from 251,700 visits by 87,979 visitors. Including feed readers Guido had some 2.5 million hits in November, with student unrest related stories being the most popular and perhaps consequently the blog seems to have more earnest, angry, left-wing flavoured reader comments section, presumably from misguided students. The top 7 stories last week in order of popularity were:

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…


157 Comments

  1. 1
    HandsomeDavid says:

    “presumably from misguided students”

    classic

  2. 2
    All your favourite CCHQ spin needs under one roof says:

    Guido’s favourite story this week was the World Cup till it blew up in his face.

  3. 3
    Left wing twat says:

    Missunderstood students!

  4. 4
    Obama's Pet Conservative Party lickspittles says:

    But what does Obama and America think of misunderstood students????

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! Obama might not love us anymore so we’ll have to send Liam Fox and Hague round to the U.S. Ambassador to clean his arse out with their tongues.

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    All Politicons are whores !!!!!

  6. 6
    Neil 'Tossflap' Kinnock says:

    I still think ‘Red Ed’ is greeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat!!!!

    Well, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

  7. 7
    Taxfodder says:

    An entertaining and highly amusing week, thank you Mr Fawkes and fellow commentary.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    England on top in the Ashes , fuck the world cup !

  9. 9
    GEOFF HOON 07796938196 says:

    How so ?
    Red Ed son of brown = 179 posts
    Basher and minx = 183 posts
    Honund dog minister = 137 posts

    Lembit (Friday caption) =385

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Comments do not reflect how many times a post is read .

  11. 11
    7 years hard Labour says:

    It seems Chaytor is a bigger scumbag than everyone thought.

    The reason he pleaded guilty was that he had involved his daughter in the “landlady” scam and the police had emails that incriminated her and she would have ended up being sent down too. He also forged his mother’s signature who was incapable of signing anything. His plea of Guilt is purely self serving.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8180448/David-Chaytor-the-former-Labour-MP-faces-jail-after-guilty-plea-protects-daughter.html

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/8180143/Investors-outraged-by-FSAs-refusal-to-release-RBS-report.html

    Move along quietly, nothing to see here.

    I SAID NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG,…. NOW!

    Insufficient evidence to secure a likely prospect of conviction, perhaps?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Fox news update …………………..
    Wiki-Leaks update Assange is charged with having unprotected sex as his condom split during intercourse. Unprotected sex is a crime in Sweden….

  14. 14
    GEOFF HOON 07796938196 says:

    What was the score in the ashes last night ?

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Consensual but unprotected sex constitutes rape under the Swedish law

  16. 16
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Chaytor should not be able to exonerate his daughter simply by pleading guilty himself.

    She was probably involved in a conspiracy to defraud and almost certainly an accessory to the act. Without her complicity, the fraud may not have happened, so she should stand trial and answer for her conduct.

  17. 17
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Therefore all natural pregnancies must result from rape – what bollocks, Anon.

  18. 18
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    317-2 , Cook not out , KP 85 not out

  19. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cook 136 n.o

  20. 20
    IVOR BIGGUN says:

    It hardly justifies Two international arrest warrants being issued by them and broadcasting to the world that he is wanted for “Sex Crimes” in Sweden
    looks like they too are doing the Americans bidding !

    Is having a massive cock also a crime in the capitol of porn ?

  21. 21
    Chuck says:

    Ballistic students (gravity-assisted) ?

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Snow White says:

    What’s the Happymeter reading today ?

  24. 24
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into Guido at a party once ……..

  25. 25
    Another Crooked Labour MP says:

    Yasmin Qureshi Labour MP Bolton

    Mrs Qureshi billed the taxpayer for £1,005 in train fares and spent £64 on taxis. She was banned from driving for six months in August for using a mobile phone at the wheel and driving without insurance

    http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/politics/s/1388070_details_of_expenses_claims_made_by_all_31_mps_in_and_around_greater_manchester

    This is plain wrong. Why should the taxpayer pick up her extra travel costs when she breaks the law?

    PS Yasmin Qureshi is also a barrister practicing in criminal law.

  26. 26
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Stone her !!!!

  27. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Am i the only one who isint getting excitied about the wikileaks stuff , I mean hace they revealed anything new ?

  28. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Have just been to a swedish porn site (Purely in the interest of research)
    of the four films i clicked on (purely in the interest of research)
    there were seven men six of which were not wearing condoms
    does this mean the porn industry is exempt from said law ?
    please dont respond for the next fif-teen minuites as i will be errr out walking the dog !

  29. 29
    Geoff Hoon says:

    Hey , Dont forget the fact that i am a utter Hoon .

  30. 30
  31. 31
    noodles says:

    Meanwhile the fuckwit who lit the blue touchpaper two years ago for the whole fiasco was whacking one out in Kirkaldy, and leaving other people to clear up the mess as per fucking usual.

  32. 32
    RAOUL MOAT says:

    Yes they didn’t have permission to buy those shotgun tazers
    that the fuckers used on me either !

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I’m going to be a spaceman!

    Z-Z-z-zzzzzoooooom!

  34. 34
    Vanity Photo on expenses. says:

    Jonathan Reynolds Labour MP Staylybridge

    Claimed £11.75 for a photo of himself at Parliament

    http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/politics/s/1388070_details_of_expenses_claims_made_by_all_31_mps_in_and_around_greater_manchester

  35. 35
    GAZZA says:

    I dunt need nar rocket lorncher too protec me like
    Moatys me mate
    an’a brort im a can’a beer an a fishin rod like !

  36. 36
    GAZZA says:

    It’s in the bag !

  37. 37
    GAZZA says:

    away the lad’s

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t encourage him FFS.

  39. 39
    Mad Mullah says:

    Perhaps you will now begin to understand why we make our women cover up and walk behind. Give them freedom and you will end up with a nation of Yasmin Alibhai-Browns.

  40. 40
    wota cow says:

    Does the silly bitch come from Uganda too?

  41. 41
    Ed Miliband says:

    Comrades! This has been another successful week for our party! We are on our way back to power!…Look, please don’t get rid of me. I can do better, I promise.

  42. 42
    Phil is out on his Woolarse says:

    And yet you spend every waking hour of your life on this site posting. What a sad life you must lead. I’d say you should get out more but I doubt you have any friends to get out with.

  43. 43
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today , I will be a washing line ,

  44. 44
    Prick Fucknall says:

    I want to apologise to the 1000 or so mongs I shagged by lying to them that I was Charlie Drake’s brother.

  45. 45
    Very satisfying to see David Cheator brought down says:

  46. 46
    T'Beast of North Allerton says:

    Charge the daughter , exume the mother and hang the corpse from the walls of the tower with the father and the daughter left to starve top death under the corpse with visitots £1 a view
    It will certainly raise more money than the olympics
    £5 to throw a turd
    £2 to piss on them
    £50 to sear them with a hot poker
    £100,000 to wield the axe
    £250,000 for a drawing and quatering

  47. 47
    She's taking the Piss says:

    No born and bred in P@k1stan. It was also her second offence for using a mobile while driving plus she had two speeding convictions on her licence. She would have been well aware (as a criminal barrister) that another offence would result in at least a six month ban. No way should the taxpayer pick up the bill for her extra travel costs.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin_Qureshi

  48. 48
    Alan Shearer says:

    Divvent forget the chicken jalfrezi as well man.

  49. 49
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “But what does Obama and America think of misunderstood students????”

    I doubt Obama and America give a rat’s flying fuck about our idiot students.

    Nobody does.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Especially in Twickenham

  51. 51
    Phil is out on his Woolarse says:

    Isn’t it rather ironic that Kate Myler’s boyfriend, the grotesquely and morbidly obese Greg Beales, is a spad on health policy?

  52. 52
    wota cow says:

    What the fuck is she doing being an MP here then?

  53. 53
    T'Beast of North Allerton says:

    Cameron is far more parsimonious he spreads vanity photos over a 12 month period for a mere £35,000 a year
    Worldnt surpise me if he hasnt got a few boy on girl action shots of Boris at our expense

  54. 54
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Before the general election, the Conservatives went to the US promising them the UK will remain their poodle. So much for British Bulldog!

  55. 55
    Court of Public Opinion says:

    We haven’t!

  56. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    It would be like Having Sadiq Khan as shadow justice minister .

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, that was really funny – CamerHunt and Guido both fucked by the totally fucking obvious. Ha ha ha

  58. 58
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sadiq Jhan shadow justice minster ?

  59. 59
    GAZZA STRIPS says:

    She would not get away with that in Saudi Arabia
    women arn’t allowed to drive there

  60. 60
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “She has worked as a human rights advisor to the former London mayor Ken Livingston” – Wikipedia

    God almighty, who was worse? Livingston for giving her a taxpayer-funded non-job, or her for accepting it?

  61. 61
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    O/T i know but you must read this
    after yesterdays post LimpDick Toothpick will have many friends calling at his house
    this fucking religion is wierd beyond belief !

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/babylonbeyond/2010/06/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid.html

  62. 62
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be playing with my happiness index.

  63. 63
    Tessa Tickles says:

    You have to add about £3,300 employers’ NI contributions to that, too.

    Cameron is a spendaholic socialist c*nt.

  64. 64
    Awaah says:

    Geordies are from another fucking planet,

  65. 65
    Woolas - cunt by birthright says:

    That Phil Woolas was born in Sc+unthorpe. Says it all really.

  66. 66
    South of the M4 says:

    Then one can only hope that you will be hung out to dry.

  67. 67
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    120% of stats are wrong , Fact !

  68. 68
    LibLabCon go to hell says:

    The c u n t Brown wants your tributes.

    Brown on life after Downing St

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/04/gordon-brown-interview

  69. 69
    I see that soared clean over the windowlickers heads says:

    WikiLeaks: Britain mocked by US over ‘special relationship’

    US officials privately mocked Britain’s ‘paranoia’ over maintaining the ‘special relationship’, cables released by WikiLeaks suggest.

    Richard LeBaron, the US deputy chief of mission, said the obsession with the alliance would “be humorous, if it were not so corrosive”.

    He also reported to Washington that it would be “tempting” to take advantage of Britain’s attitude.

    The documents show that senior Conservative policians met with members of President Barack Obama’s administration before the election to promise a “much more pro-American” regime.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/wikileaks/8180709/WikiLeaks-Britain-mocked-by-US-over-special-relationship.html

    Don’t worry, it’s only our own troops being killed to keep the US laughing.

  70. 70
    Liam Fox says:

    Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!

  71. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just some of it and the comments , One was saying once the people have read your book they will understand better FFS Care in the comunity has really gone down hill !

  72. 72
    David Cameron says:

    It’s coming home!
    It’s coming home!
    It’s coming, footballs coming home!

  73. 73
    streamfisher says:

    Next time try bringing a bullet proof vest.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    My favourite story of the week was the one about the Tories paying Guido over £40k to advertise on MessageSpace.

  75. 75
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335562/We-hate-victims-say-29-500-benefits-family-new-home-plea.html

    If you cant afford kids , Dont fucking have them !

  76. 76
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I would just like to thak Gordon For stealing my pension and if by chance i ever meet you
    I’ll Rip your fucking head off and piss in your dead skull !

    but in the mean time a long slow painful death to you

  77. 77
    Labour party worker says:

    Thats a maybe then ?

  78. 78
    Dont teach me how to suck scat says:

    It says in the paper that Phillis Woollyass now faces a massive legal bill, is it possible for him (it?) to wiggly and wriggle his way out and use taxpayers money to pay his legal bills? Is Guido and his “little helpers” keeping an eye on him.

    I dont want him using tax payers money, IMO he should be imprisoned for at least 5 years, but I will settle for him being driven into bankruptcy.

  79. 79
    Granny Knott says:

    Stop stringing us along.

  80. 80
    Dont teach me how to suck scat says:

    Dont be too harsh on them, they might save our bacon one day (pun intended)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335556/Special-report-Will-white-British-population-minority-2066.html

  81. 81
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    They should by melted down for glue !

  82. 82
    Engineer says:

    ….and the other 110% are made up on the spot.

  83. 83
    The Guardian can suck my dick says:

    What a surprise, a sycophantic puff piece on Jonah by The Grauniad. What a pile of shit. Funniest bit was the claim that Brown belonged to the politics of a century ago where morality and principles counted the most. Fuck off you stupid lefty c unt. That man is a congenital liar, crook, bully and smearer who ruined the country. He doesn’t have any morality.

  84. 84
    Dack Blog says:

    The top two are ‘into the evening’ threads, and the subjects more ‘Joe Public’ than many. (Oh, and folk were snowed in I guess). Maybe these juicier bones should be more regularly thrown after working hours?

    I don’t get chance to be on here during weekdays (lazy leeching public sector scumbag that I am) – but evening threads are often on life support by the time I get to check in.

  85. 85
    Dont teach me how to suck scat says:

    His book wont sell anyway…Tesco is still selling toilet rolls for 51p

  86. 86
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    He is more left wing than Blair and just as desperate for popularity. Cameron is a nonentity!

  87. 87
    Ophelia Pross-Tate says:

    Is that the one you stuff up your rectum ?

  88. 88
    Council Worker says:

    Walked past County Hall yesterday. As the light was fading all the lights were on inside and I could see the staff hard at work. Putting up the Christmas decorations.

  89. 89
    Engineer says:

    At least they’re allowed some, and haven’t had them banned because they might offend an ethnic.

  90. 90
    12 Iman Stuck Down A Well says:

    God has a cruel sense of humour for letting these nut cases live for so long without wiping them all out with a flood or something.

  91. 91
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Slavery in the UK…. Work for 50p per parcel delivered, no, that’s not slave labour according to Irwin Stelzer. How much was Irwin Stelzer paid for his appearance on Newsnight? 50p?

  92. 92
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    You only say that because you got fired from the diplomatic service.

  93. 93
    Oh Yes It's True says:

    Only because most councils are Tory controlled again and at least the pretend to feign patriotism and traditionalism while selling us down the river like the other two.

  94. 94
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Keep the Goverment and Labour away from commenting on the Ashes !!!

  95. 95
    The reason for the season says:

    Why would an ethnic be offended by Christmas decorations? I would have thought a Christian would have more reason to be offended by most Christmas activities that now occur in this country.

  96. 96
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Does the Tory party still exsist ? Its more like a socailist party with tory faces

  97. 97
    2 world wars & 1 world cup says:

    Why not burn a Wembley goal post and put the ashes in a jar? Then every year we could have a football tournament with Germany.

  98. 98
    Back 2 Babylon says:

    Of course he thinks it is ok because he is a 4 x 2.

  99. 99
    Back 2 Babylon says:

    Why not with other like minded countries just leave FIFA and the EU. The corrupt charade would soon fall down upon it’s self.

    But then that would require a backbone.

    A rare commodity in humanity today.

  100. 100
    David Cameron says:

    First !

  101. 101
    Theresa May says:

    No thanks, that cheap stuff really chafes my chuff.

  102. 102
    CallMeDave, Billy 'traitor' Vague, Osborne & chums says:

    Hear hear! Oops, as you were. Sorry!

  103. 103
    Back 2 Babylon says:

    round knockout yes we know Dave.

  104. 104
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    THE KISS OF DEATH….

  105. 105
    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    Phew !!

  106. 106
    Ken ( 'pond life' ) Livingscum says:

    We’re both pond life.

  107. 107
    Reichschancellor ( in-waiting, and waiting and waiting ) Balls says:

    Look at what the yanks think of the next ( failed ) Liebour leader !!!!

    ED BALLS
    Super-bright but charmless
    ‘Super bright, relatively young, Ed Balls … has performed badly as schools secretary and is accused of shirking responsibility for the failings of his department … Critics point out that since coming out from the shadows and entering the public arena, Balls has shown himself to be less than suited to the top job: his public speaking is derided as “dull”, his slightly awkward manner as “charmless”, and he has many enemies within the party, precisely because of his relationship with the PM. Party insiders accuse him of cowardice because he tells Brown what he thinks Brown wants to hear.’

  108. 108
    Dave was trying to sell when he should have been bidding. says:

    Why did the English bidding team make up a pack of lies about why they wanted to hold the world cup? Silly things like football stops blacks getting involved with gangs and we’ll give the Africans football pitches are just pathetic.

    Just tell the truth. We’ve got the stadiums, the fans and we want to win the world cup again.

  109. 109
    Ophelia Pross-Tate says:

    and are generally afflicted by Leakywicks.

  110. 110
    streamfisher says:

    Yeah, room 101, your worst nightmare II.

  111. 111
    Sarah Tweet says:

  112. 112
    Gordon Brown (Full Time MP) says:

    “I am not going to the House of Lords. Never. That’s not who I am. That’s not where I am. I want to do something for Kirkcaldy and Fife. I am a full-time MP, not a businessman.”

  113. 113
    streamfisher says:

    Trying to get the top off the fizzy orange bottle?.

  114. 114
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thought the contract had expired ?

  115. 115
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” I want to do something for Kirkcaldy and Fife. ”

    How about turn up and vote ?

  116. 116
    Gordon and Muffin the Mule says:

    In the front seat of the Range Rover sits an officer from Special Branch. In the back lies a Muffin The Mule DVD.

  117. 117
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    I fear for the residents of Kircaldy and Fife now that the Doomwatcher-in-Chief is in their midst.

    At least secretaries and staff in Downing Street must be feeling happier now they’re not having phones chucked at them and they’re not being bullied all day.

    Anyone for a slice of cooked goose ??

  118. 118
    Back 2 Babylon says:

    He can’t get into the house of lords anyway lol because it’s being abolished the daft twat.

  119. 119
    streamfisher says:

    Did he borrow it from Richard Timney.

  120. 120
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I was here first !!

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Could be a home made DVD featuring Gordon muff diving Sarah

  122. 122
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Jeff sterling for PM !!!!

  123. 123
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have not had sex with any woman .

  124. 124
    Sarf of the River says:

    Hopefully she has been reading some of the comments . More hopefully, the arch loon himself has too.

  125. 125
    M Angie Oldruggs says:

    We want Muffin’

  126. 126
    streamfisher says:

    He’s performing in the Kelty Empires Pantomime production this xmas as Buttons.

  127. 127
    David Camerloon, leader of the National Socialist Coalition says:

    Over my dead body.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Hai doggy doggy jump cameron jump. Be a good boy don’t lick doggy hague’s ass. Look your mummy thatcher, the old dog has lost it.

  129. 129
    34D0058 says:

    Half of P@k+istan is over here?

    wtf is with this anal moderation?

  130. 130
  131. 131
    Awaah says:

    “I am not going to the House of Lords. Never.”

    You can’t really blame him. Who would join a club that had Two Butts Prezza as a member?

  132. 132
    THE CURSE OF CALAMITY CAMERON STRIKES AGAIN says:

  133. 133
    Engineer says:

    I have never understood the “it might offend someone” argument. Do Christians complain that they find the celebrations of other religions offensive? If they do, I’ve never heard about it (and wouldn’t agree if I did hear about it).

    The only complaints you hear about concerning Christian religious festivals comes from the politically correct up-themselves brigade, who should be ignored as a matter of course. If people want to celebrate religious festivals (whatever the religion) then let them get on with it; if you don’t want to get involved, then don’t get involved, just shut up and leave them to it.

  134. 134
    Dehli Boy says:

    Ethnics offended by Xmas decorations? Only in the heads of Marxist white boy gramscians. Ethnics sell most of the fucking Xmas tat anyways, FFS.

  135. 135
    Labour are serial Hypocrites says:

    Think you’ll find that Both Prescott and Kinnock said the same thing

  136. 136
    Engineer says:

    Back to Babylon – spot on. Three cheers, sir.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, I knew tat couldn’t resist another lame video riposte. Could be a long weekend.

  138. 138
    Begorrah! Has your £7billion from Osborne been delivered yet ye soft-headed feckers says:

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, I knew tat couldn’t resist whining like a pathetic pussy about videos after posting one himself because he’s a fucking retard.

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, I knew tat couldn’t resist whining like a pussy about videos after he posted one himself because he’s a stupid fuckwit.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    stop projecting tat

  142. 142
    Engineer says:

    No need for that – discuss his political views, not his alleged spiritual leanings.

  143. 143
    gidders says:

    That mustachioed little runt is quite persuasive isn’t he ? He’s got my vote.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, it’s gonna be a long weekend alright…..sigh.

  145. 145
    Clunge says:

    Gordon switched on the christmas lights in Fife. Don’t be surprised if the lights suddenly go out in a few days.

  146. 146
    Mike Hunt says:

    Sorry Frankie but I want to do that to him first.

    C U N T.

  147. 147
    Back 2 Babylon says:

    Both are interwined though…..

  148. 148
    Mike Hunt says:

    But that’s not the Leftie way. As a Leftie SOMETHING, ANYTHING must be DONE, Righties take a relaxed ‘English’ attitude to things.

  149. 149
    Geoff Hoon - Property Baron says:

    Buffoons, surely ??

  150. 150
    shepshedRichtea says:

    I liked the fact that Brown said he was not a businessman – too right – look what he did to our country!!!

  151. 151
    streamfisher says:

    The lamps are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit.

  152. 152
    Mike Hunt says:

    People ask where the fuck that stupid Scots C unt is, because he is never to be seen and not doing the job I am paying him for.

  153. 153
    genghiz the kahn says:

    things can only get better,
    can only get better..

  154. 154
    T'Beast of North Allerton says:

    The Germans would always get the ashes
    Far better manufacturers of crematoria

  155. 155
    PC Dim O'Plod says:

    This is how it works. 1/ Plod over-reacts. Seals everything off. Calls in swat teams. 2/Normal, non criminal person realises that it’s all bollocks, tips out bags which are full of rags. 3/ Plod now has egg on face and needs someone to arrest. 4/ Arrests citizen – after all – he’s white, middle class and has shown them up for being cissy. This man is a danger to society!!

  156. 156
    These Terror Laws need repealing says:

    As an upstanding member of the community you must abide by police cordons.’

    So if he wasn’t an upstanding member he could have gone through?

    I thought Dave and Nick were going to repeal Labour’s silly terror laws?

    Must admit I never realised that crossing those blue tapes that the Plod hang everywhere was an act of Terroism.

    But why didn’t the police just say thank you?

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:

    She doesn’t have any ‘extra’ travel costs, she was travelling by train before she got banned. It would actually cost more if she went by car, because the mileage allowance is more than the train ticket price.


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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