December 2nd, 2010

Guy News: Dave at the Footie

The New Statesman are constantly trying to paint Dave as too posh for football and completely ignorant of the beautiful game. Today they have even gone so far as to claim that this video isn’t of him. Guido calls them on this unfounded smear:

Given that the chap next to Dave in the video bears a remarkable similarity to the former Tory treasurer Jonathan Marland, now a peer, it seems certain to Guido that it really is Dave.  Throw in the emerging bald spot and it would seem the Staggers are yet again making it up for political purposes. Nice try.

Given the extent of the lobbying job Dave is undertaking in Zurich it seems pretty likely that the PM is nowadays a genuine England fan. After his Blairesque speech to FIFA England have gone favourite at the bookies...


  1. 1
    Mr Plum says:


    • 9
      More Coulson funded CCHQ bullshit says:

      Yes, Dave really loves the ballfoot game and was always playing it with the oiks when he was at Eton.

      And if you believe that you’ll believe anything.

      • 16
        misterned says:

        Don’t they have a version involving having to stand next to a wall or something?

        Or is that some distant recollection of drunken porn or something?

        • 22
          William Hague says:

          ‘appen we all play the biscuit game at cabinet and I’m champion ba goom!

          • Hello Ducky! says:

            At university did you enjoy the showers after the footie or were you more of a shared bath rugger buggerer type?

      • 21
        Floreat says:

        Eton plays association football – winning the FA Cup on two occassions

        • 28
          ROFL! says:

          When was that again ? round about the Boer war was it ?

          • Floreat says:

            1879 and 1882.
            Chomdley-Warner, Hassocks, Penge, Militwit minor, Neasden-Lyne, Ffor-Foulkes-Sake, George-Best, Lord Benn, Xiu Chang, Abercrombie and Fitch.

            4-0 winners, cakes for match tea

        • 50
          Postlethwaite says:

          Are you missing the ”Imperii Portus” off of your handle . . . ?

        • 103
          Unsworth says:

          Exactly that. Other public schools tend to play rugby. The New Statesman hasn’t a fucking clue.

      • 23
        Labour crooks says:

        Labour troll having another of his episodes. Is it quiet at LabourLost?

        • 36
          Dave's ringpiece cleaners says:

          Don’t cwy widdle toryboy, you can wank off furiously to Dave later.

          • misterned says:

            Don’t you mean lovingly, or even respectfully?

            I can understand labour trolls wanking furiously to Ed Milibland, because labour supporters do have a lot to be furious with him over. He is doing his very level best to keep the coalition in power as long as possible after all.

            But to the liberal conservatives, Cameron is doing a marvellous job. I would think that they are wanking respectfully, but with great enthusiasm.

          • Buzz Lightweight says:

            Pweese don’t mock me

          • Cast Iron Cameron says:

            They respect my forcefull bending over for the EU.

          • misterned says:

            Yes they do. That’s like a reach around to them!

      • 27
        Mr Plum says:

        It might be all bullshit but at least he has made an effort and taken a bit of a risk if we dont win.

        • 61
          screw all politicians says:

          It’s a pity this character making behaviour doesn’t extend to his dealings with the EU.

          Screw him and his coalition.

      • 48
        Anonymous says:

        Same as he played NHS game with his sick son. He might have turned up for a photo, good PR stunt.

        • 71
          misterned says:



          • Anonymous says:

            For votes, a man with £30 million could have gone private and got the best. But decided this way he can get votes.

          • Dick the Prick says:

            You really are an ignorant turd aren’t you? No understanding of either chronic or paliative health care. No understanding of how health systems work and a venel little shit too. Character, integrity, principle all obviously missing. You horrid and stupid creature.

          • Anonymous says:

            Dr Dick, are you describing Cameron?

      • 69
        13eastie says:

        Actually, he’s a long-standing Villa fan, his uncle having been chairman of the club.

      • 194
        Anonymous says:

        As ‘Floreat’ below rightly says, football is much played at Eton. It’s rugby (union) that’s somewhat discriminated against because it’s an arriviste sport, best suited to merchants’ schools and the like. Association football – Eton’s first XI is called ‘The Association’ – is played as the main winter sport.

        Oikishness is one thing, ignorance is another.

        I’m prepared to speculate that you play – poorly – on the left wing.

    • 20
      Julian Assange says:

      You couldn’t conceal your deep love for Cameron (son of Thatcher) much more than this. I hope you were fully clothed as you wrote this pean.

      What a fecking wet blanket you are, hardly in my league either!

      • 186
        Thunderbox says:

        Come out you rapist bastard. There’s a new warrant out for you. No hiding place for the kink of grass.

        Whoever grasses on your whereabouts will be the new Wikileak King.

    • 24
      Julian A says:

      You are full of it fawkes. You couldn’t conceal your deep love for Cameron (son of Thatcher) much more than this. I hope you were fully clothed as you wrote this pean.

      What a wet blanket you are, hardly in my league either!

    • 32
      Coulson is your pimp says:

      You are so full of it fawkes. I bet you had your cock out as you wrote the piece. Homoerotic overtones of your hero Cameron and football.

      Jumpers for goalposts, jump off a cliff more like.

  2. 2
    Ed West says:

    What game is that?

    • 10
      Dick the Prick says:

      Not sure of the £3bn boost but it would be a damn sight cheaper than the Olympics. It’s not so much the £12bn that the Olympics are costing it’s the fact that they blatantly lied in their quotes and costs QUADRUPPLED overfuckingnight. I notice Seb fucking Coe is on this jaunt too – shite track record!

      • 15
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        But they might have sold the stadium to the Hammers , so not a complete farce

      • 40
        corruption watch says:

        It’ll only cost a billion or so to bribe FIFA and Dave is waving all those pesky taxes they would have had to pay.

      • 44
        Aesop o'Sardis says:

        I seem to recall that he was anything but shite on the track.

      • 54
        Anonymous says:

        Both will bring lots of tourist, who will not go back home.

        • 115
          Turkey, who Dave wants in the EU says:

          we’re coming over in our tens of thousands
          and we’re not going back

        • 118
          Dick the Prick says:

          Didn’t that happen in the US or something; a whole team scarpered? What fucking difference will it make?

          Anywho – the ECB are about to spunk a few hundred billions down the bog so may as well get pissed up watching table tennis.

    • 17
      World Cup Bribery says:

      The game where Prince Willliam went round all the FIFA officials and their wives promising them an invite to the Royal Wedding if they gave them their votes.

  3. 3

    I thought Macintyre lost his job, or are all the Staggers’ ‘journalists’ bullsh*tters…?

  4. 4
    Ampers says:

    I am waiting for the day when the English football team play as well as the South African Springboks rugby team.


    • 155
      Merton Minor says:

      Are you suggesting that they’e one and the same ? Have they never been seen in the same room together ?

  5. 5
    Gok Wank says:

    Sisters, he’s worn that shirt before – down in Cornwall!

  6. 6
    Gary Lineker says:

    Which match was it?

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Whilst Cameron was grandstanding it, I was quietly giving my support to my boyhood team of Raith Rovers (ps did i mention I was a husband and a father?)

    • 30
      Labour crooks says:

      Is it like bath time with your beard’s sons?

    • 39
      Labour crooks says:

      It never fails to amuse me how some demented Labour trolls have nothing better to do than come on this blog all day and, as one fruitcake does, steal other’s usernames to post inane comments. Losing the election has completely fucked their minds. With Red Ed going to be kicked out before the next election, the fun will continue for us and the enraged lunacy will continue for the trolls.

      • 87
        Labour crooks says:

        I like it up the botty

      • 88
        fuck EU says:

        It never fails to amuse me… zzzzzzzzzzzzz

        You are so predictable.

      • 94

        There will be no hung parliament!!!

        Cameron will win with a majority of over 100!!!

      • 98
        Hugh Janus says:

        “Losing the election has completely fucked their minds.”

        Just rejoice at those words, as I do several times a day. What an utter joy it is that those retarded Liebour f*ckwits no longer have their hands on the levers of power. There is now just a glimmer of hope that we may survive their 13 years of idiocy and waste, although the cost of repairing the damage will be with us all for a very long time.

        • 99
          Labour crooks says:

          I like bum fun

        • 119
          Brokeback Cameron says:

          But Cameron didn’t win little toryboy poodle.

          He couldn’t even win a majority against a useless piece of shit like Brown.

          So he has to take it up the shitter from Clegg to stay PM.

          • What does it say about Ed Milliband that he can’t even best a floppy, traitorous c*nt like Cameron at PMQ’s…..?

            Ed M is a twat, along with the rest of his useless shadow cabinet…….worse than the Tories were.

          • misterned says:

            Brown’s Labour got even less votes than John Major’s tories in 1997 FFS!

            Cameron’s tories got more votes than Tony Blair in 2005.

            That shows it was not Cameron failing to beat labour. It was the corrupt gerrymandered electoral boundaries that gave labour a massive head-start and an automatic 10% lead in the number of seats. before a vote was cast, Or multiple postal vote in many cases.

            As soon as the electoral bias towards labour is removed, labour will never be in power again.

            Especially with the useless, ineffective, empty-headed, wingeing fuckwit milibland at labour’s helm doing everything he can to keep the coalition in office.

  8. 8

    Oh that is just toe curling
    it’s like a mong school window lickers trip
    where the teacher tells them all to clap t
    hey have absolutley no idea why
    but they just clap along cause everybody else is !

  9. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Do we want the world cup here in 2018 ???? , Well if we do ok , if we dont so what , we aint going to win it anyway , Tho Euro 96 was brilliant

  10. 12
    AC1 says:

    Can we have an Ethical Football policy and not deal with institutionally corrupt fifa?

    • 26
      misterned says:

      Not if you want to host the world cup, no. As I understand it, (and I am very ignorant in matters of football) FIFA are the only governing body authorised to grant a world cup.

      I suppose football could go like Boxing and we could set up our own Brish World Football Council and hold our own world cup, making sure that we win it. France could do likewise and Italy, etc…. That way Brazil could keep the real world cup, but all these other footballing nations in Europe could all be world cup winners too.

      To be honest, I am quite surprised that labour did not have that as a policy.

  11. 13
    The last quango in paris says:

    Come on England ! Dave has for us proud!!

  12. 14
    misterned says:

    I have no interest at all in football.

    I do not care one way or the other if we get the world cup here. It would be good for tourism and trade, but the hype will be unbearable.

    • 72
      sod the hype says:

      Hear hear!

      It will be an unbearable quite a few years.

    • 146
      AC1 says:

      Are you sure?

      It seems it merely displaces tourism from high spending tourists to low spending footy fans.

      • 195
        Mervyn King says:

        Still, if it helps the far east’s balance of payments what with all that crap and overpriced replica shirt shit buying the chavs indulge in who am I to judge?

      • 209
        misterned says:

        Are you suggesting that the high spending tourists would not still visit and be joined by additional low spending footy fans?

        I hear those footballer’s wives have a lot of money to spend.

        Perhaps if we win the bid, it would be time to buy shares in diamanté companies?

  13. 18
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    So if we get the football, is that going to cost us poor taxpayers as much as the Olympics?

    Seriously, shouldn’t someone have waited until after 2012 to see just how badly we fuck up the Olympics before trying to have another big sporting event here?

    • 143
      bergen says:

      It always made more sense to hold the soccer World Cup rather than the Olympics because most of the stadiums were constructed already and (Wembley apart)at private expense.Of course.Blair wanted a PR triumph and to Hell with the taxpayer.

      • 168
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        But surely that doesn’t mean that the taxpayer isn’t going to get shafted somehow, does it? Can’t believe the govt would be this keen on the World Cup if it didn’t give them the opportunity to spend a few billions of someone else’s money.

  14. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wish they would promote Cricket as much !!!! Better game anyway .

  15. 25
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Chameleon Dave is a duplicitous hoon.

  16. 29
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Footie ??? The only Footie I love is my dear departed friend, one of my mentors, Michael Footie.

    You might say Foot was a legend leg-end.

    Hahahahah !!! I cracked a funny !!!!!

  17. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    The World Cup is a money spinner.
    The infrastructure is all in place, we don’t need to build a world class ping pong centre etc.

  18. 34
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’d like to remind everyone of the fast show’s john thompson’s middle class football fan.

    • 74
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      There we go. And in case you cannot tell, that is supposed to be a posh accent he’s putting on.

    • 83
      jgm2 says:

      Isn’t middle class Arsenal, Chelsea and Man U fans? They’re the only ones who can afford tickets.

      • 104
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        I wouldnt know.

        I couldn’t afford the piano lessons for my daughters if I went to football.

  19. 35
    Darren says:

    I’ve always hoped England would one day host the World Cup, but faced with the prospect of David Cameron’s insufferable smugness if he pulls this one off, alongside that simpering dullard William Windsor, I’m hoping this bid fails. Come on Belgium/Holland!

  20. 37
    nell says:

    maguire of the mirror reckons cameron should have taken gordon to zurich with him to lobby for the world cup. In fact he suggests he should have taken gordon and bliar in order to present a united front. lol. bliar and gordon would have been brawling before they got on the plane.

    And thank the lord he didn’t take gordon, that shabbly old man with a reputation for jinxing everything he touches.

  21. 42
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m a keen supporter of…er….

  22. 43
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into David Cameron at a Chelsea match once …….

  23. 45
    Postlethwaite says:

    Dave made a Cast Iron Promise to support the Common Market er . . . European Union Team
    Football? Oh, got there under false pretences . . . ? Bummer

  24. 49

    At school Cameron was the “spotty weasy boy with a note from matron”

  25. 51
    Google is your friend says:

    Get your money on

    “…the joint Spanish-Portuguese bid to host the 2018 World Cup believes it already has 10 of the 22 votes…” El Mundo

  26. 59
    Hugh Janus says:

    Some rather excited hack on Beeb TV this morning (I know, I should get out more) whilst broadcasting from Zurich (total Beeboid headcount for Zurich, anyone?) referred to the Prime Minister simply as “Cameron” but was much more polite when speaking of Becks and Billy Wales.

    • 92
      The BBC's Number One Rule of Broadcasting says:

      WE don’t acknowledge that Cameron won the election and therefore in our eyes he has no political legitimacy for the title “Prime Minister” and we shall therefore refrain from using that title until Labour is restored to its rightful position of government

    • 112
      misterned says:

      Fuck the BBC! They had a stupid woman on this Morning from a ‘Weather Club’ claiming that the current record freezing weather is caused by man made global warming.

  27. 60
    MATCH OF THE GAY says:

    Gerr football
    yeh a real mans game gerrr !

  28. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dont forget the cricket !!!!

  29. 79
    Gordon Brown says:

    May i wish Russia and the Spain / Portugal Bid all the best for the world cup bid 2018 .

  30. 80
    I hate New Labour says:

    Who really gives a fvck?

    Shouldn’t he be governing the country and getting us out of the craphole we find ourselves in, rather than gallivanting around the world on paid jollies?

    I don’t think any rational, sensible person wants this silly kickabout to be held here.

    Funny how there’s plenty of money for this sort of nonsense…

    • 122
      misterned says:

      Yeah, money that will make a solid profit. The UK would not lose out economically by hosting a world cup.

      • 181
        Billy 'backstairs' Hague - judo practitioner & dick head says:

        That’s what the fuckers said about the olympics!

        • 208

          Nine billion and counting to impose years of inconvenience and hassle on London (at God knows what cost) for the vague promise of some sort of unquantified and uncertain return.

          Quite frankly if I’d put a business case as amateurish as the London Olympic bid in front of my bosses I’d have been kicked out of the office and told never to come back.

          This sort of thing is nothing but a vanity project for the political classes and a means for them to divert taxpayer cash into the pockets of chums.

        • 211
          misterned says:

          The Olympics is a very different proposition to a world cup. The vast majority of the infrastructure is already in place for a world cup, and so would cost a lot less than the Olympics to stage. The revenue streams are certain and there is a strong guarantee that the sponsorship and visitors from overseas will create a large amount of profit for this country.

          • The visitors do spend some money, to be sure, but they scare away the non-football hooligan tourists so it’s a zero sum game.

            As for the sponsorships – that’s how the FUFA fickers make their gelt now they can’t take backhanders. In SA nearly all the official sponsorship loot went into FIFA coffers not South African ones.

  31. 82
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Did Chameleon Dave pay for the seat or was it a freebie? On ex’s?

    Wrapping himself in the flag, be it a Union Flag or that of St George, just does not ring true.

    He is a Euro Federalist, & everything he says must be taken in context with his actions.

    • 89
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      To be fair , this was started few years ago under labour , Yes all parties support the bid , Can you imagine the attack lines from labour ? ” The Tories are to posh to care about thugball” Blah blah blah

      • 150
        Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

        Salutation Billy,

        The point is Chameleon Dave has systematically undermined Great Britain, & England in particular, since coming to office.

        What has really changed since Mcmental?

        We still have a big state – & it is getting bigger, taxes have risen & will rise even higher – taxing the productive side of the economy to feed the un-productive side, he has handed more power over to the EU, as well as billions more from the British taxpayers – tell me Billy, what is Conservative about Chameleon Daves record thus far in number 10?

        Nothing, thats what – which is why all Conservatives should move to UKIP.

        Carswell, Hannan – for all their words they lack the testicular fortitude to actually commit to actions that support their fine words.

        The Olympics, World Cup – bread & circuses for the masses as Rome burns.

  32. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ps Guido , Mossad must know the result they have fixed , Have we got it ?

  33. 105
    Labour crooks says:

    Mehdi Hassan is a c unt.

  34. 106

    Now this is real footie
    played by real men !

  35. 110
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Your last three posts have vanished ????

  36. 111
    'Genuine' Dave, man of the people says:

    • 184
      a new low says:

      ‘Genuine’ Dave, man of the people

      Which bloody Dave is that? None of them in Westminster are genuine or real men.

  37. 114
  38. 117
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is anyone else having problems with this site ? Latest post i get is the Labour source : People have made up there mind .

    Have put a link at the bootem off thta thread for this post .

  39. 120
    David Milibomb says:

    David Miliband gave the US permission to keep cluster bombs on UK soil.–$21386043.htm

  40. 130
    Sarah Tweet says:
    • 134
      Labour crooks says:

      Hi Sarah. Why do we never see you with your hero anymore?

    • 141
      Labour crooks says:

      It’s rather sad how some trolls will be awake at 3am just to post inane shit under other people’s usernames. The election defeat has totally fried their brains.

  41. 132
    Oh dear, it woz the Beeb wot lost it says:

    Get ready for it: mind games are being played with England being allowed to think it may be in the bag. Last minute, there will be a “fuck you!” as payback for Panorama…

  42. 133
    Labour crooks says:

    I like it up my botty

    • 145
      Labour crooks says:

      Why do you still live with your mother? Isn’t it time you got your own place instead of living in her basement posting at 3am?

  43. 142
    Puzzled Reader says:

    Why do you have all these comments about “taking it up the shitter” and the like? Is this obsession with anal sex some kind of gay fantasy?

    • 153

      ‘Taking it up the sh*tter’, is something which is on the mind of the repetitive left wing twats that infest this site.
      After they have posted the correct number of boring, deluded comments required by their ‘arse masters’, they get bummed as a reward. Hence the scatalogical posts.

      • 178
        Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! He's so fucking stupid he doesn't even realise what he just typed! says:

        “their ‘arse masters’, they get bummed as a reward. Hence the scatalogical posts.”

    • 157
      William Hague says:

      Are you implying Mr Fawkes has a gay obsession?

    • 200
      ignore them and they might go away says:

      They’re all Conservatives! Repressed homos with a dominant mother fixation (Mrs T.)

      A classic case is Iain Dale.

      Do keep up!

  44. 158
    Turnbull says:

    Osborne’s got the economy back on track, Dave’s thrashing Miliband and now there’s a chance of winning the World Cup against all odds. Superb.

    • 160
      let sunshine win the day! says:

      Shame you’re losing in the polls and the cuts haven’t even started. Superb.

      • 170
        Stan Butler says:

        Who gives a fuck? Four and a half years to go and plenty of left wing public sector scum to be gotten rid of. With the changes in the constituencies and therefore the removal of the fiddled Labour majority the Cons will walk it. Just need to get rid of the postal voting scam now. Plenty of time…

      • 214
        misterned says:

        Latest Yougov Poll has tories 41% labour 38% libs 11%

        yeah, losing, lots… FFS!

        A prime example of “beyond new labour” maths at work, which is why labour left the coalition an annual deficit the size of a Black Wednesday …..happening…….every …..single ….week.

      • 215
        misterned says:

        Cuts haven’t even started? You have not been watching the BBC. They have been reporting cuts for months.

  45. 161
    All Bluster No Brains says:

    that is Not Dave, not the Dave we all know so well. The Dave we love to bits. No. It’s not him. ‘Tisn’t. No. Definitely not him. Can’t be. Isn’t. Nope. He’s sitting in MY seat. Fuck me. It is him. Yes. It is. It’s him alright. Bounder!!

  46. 166
    What The Fuck says:

    Dave and the rest at the expenses trough

    why are we paying for Dave’s annual subscriptions??

  47. 167

    Panem et circenses.

    Cameron knows the quasi-religious hold that football has over ignorant nation.

  48. 169
    The Other Bloke says:

    At least if England gets to host the Worls Cup we will be spared all the hype that surrounds all those “must win” qualifying games. We can cut straight to the bit where England loses.

  49. 177
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido , this site is becoming really unuseable , Posts keep vanishing (sometimes more than 1 ) , Is this a temp problem ?

  50. 179
    nell says:

    Now if gordon had been attending that football match he would have been sitting there is a suit, shirt and tie.

    I wonder what militwit would wear? But then I can’t see son of brown being interested in football, he’d be sitting there with that sneer on his face for which he’s becoming famous.

  51. 189
    Football is posh! says:

    Most people don’t realise how posh Association Football is.

    As this page makes clear, it has its roots in the most elite of public schools…

    • 201
      David 'do not call me Dave' Cameron says:

      Oh, yes. Association Football is certainly the game of choice for the discerning gentleman. Indeed, one can trace the family links with this most noble of sports all the way back to one’s great-great-grandfather, William Webb Cameron, who first scooped the ball in his arms and ran hell-for-leather with it, thus giving rise to the new game of Eton Football *.

      * Later renamed Rugby Football to satisfy the working classes.

    • 204
      Sir William Waad says:

      You can see that these were not the rules that were eventually established for football. This was an ex-public-school attempt at setting rules that were not widely followed; it pre-dates the split between football and rugby. The origins of the modern game lie far more in working-class players, who had to develop a game with less physical contact. The public schoolboys were bigger and better-fed than the working-class men, so a ‘rugby’ type game would have favoured the socially superior, and the working-class men could not afford to become injured. Eventually, the working-class game that relied more on skill than brute force prevailed, with the added result that football from an early date included professional players, entrance charges and leagues.

  52. 193
    Is there nothing you won't believe? says:

    Does Lord “Call Me Dave” still have those huskies? Could I borrow them for a while?

  53. 203
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Milliband Gaffe thread

  54. 206

    Leaving aside the base politicking for a moment, one does have to wonder whether the English actually want the World Cup circus to descend upon them in 2018. Panorama may have raked over the decade old coals of FIFA’s institutional corruption, but they might have dome better to have examined the world body’s more recent behaviour.

    Thanks to FIFA, here in South Africa us wicked whities finally got to learn why our darker hued chums always complain about colonialism. The b’stards took over virtually everything including the local transport infrastructure, roads and traffic policing, even the damned judicial system. Quite frankly it was like being invaded.

    Small wonder a t-shirt popular during the contest bore the legend “Fick FUFA”

  55. 213
    Anonymous says:

    “It is a pleasure to follow Andy Burnham, who knows a lot about his subject. Not only is he a football fan, he is quite an accomplished cricket player, as I discovered during a game this summer. Many of those who have spoken in the debate or have written about the subject are either lawyers or football fans, but I have to confess that I am neither”

  56. 217
    Cassandrina says:

    Never understood why The New Statesman has never lived up to its name.
    Was the name conjured up in a drug haze of utopian bliss?

  57. 218
    feneon says:

    “After his Blairesque speech to FIFA England have gone favourite at the bookies…”

    Sycophantic, fawning Fawkes hasn’t got a fucking clue!

  58. 219
    feneon says:

    “Given that the chap next to Dave in the video bears a remarkable similarity to the former Tory treasurer Jonathan Marland, now a peer, it seems certain to Guido that it really is Dave.  Throw in the emerging bald spot”

    You couldn’t get more feeble evidence if you tried. Pathetic try

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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