December 1st, 2010

Moment Red Ed Became “Son of Brown”

You can still get reasonable odds that Ed won’t be leading Labour at the general election…


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  1. 1
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I am a blank shit of paper.

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    • 29
      Student Grant says:

      “An average day in the occupation at Newcastle University begins early. First on the agenda of each general meeting are a selection of messages of solidarity. We continue to be inundated with messages from local activists, teachers, parents, school students and academics, offering practical support and sharing advice from previous actions.”

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/30/student-protests-aaron-porter-university-occupations?showallcomments=true

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      • 54
        AC1 says:

        TASTE

        Taxpayers against Student Theft/Extortion.

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        • 79
          Ed's so shit he's beating Dave by 5 points says:

          CON 35%(nc), LAB 40%(+3), LDEM 13%(-2).

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          • Why don't you tell William Hague Dave ? says:

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          • Sres says:

            like polls matter at this point in the political calendar. It’s like showing the premier league table after the first week…

            Come back in 4 years time and we’ll talk polls

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          • Tapestry says:

            Voters don’t care about westminster village punchups. They like ed miliband as a caring slower less slick version of politician. He will do well as IDS did well in polling, defying the predictions of the slicker bully boys who enjoy winning verbal punchups. Never forget, Brits feel sorry for a loser, and don’t like slick and glib politicos. Miliband will go from strength to strength.

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          • Phil says:

            Tapestry – You left out “Then somebody pinched him and Red Ed woke up”

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      • 76
        Tessa Tickles says:

        All of the teachers “offering support” must be exterminated. Publish their names, with photos.

        There is no place in the taxpayer-funded education system for communist vermin.

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        • 80
          Moment Cast Iron Cameron became mong of Thatcher says:

          Baroness Thatcher delivered a damning verdict on “boring” David Cameron.
          The former Conservative PM confided that she has serious doubts about the party leader’s ability to deliver victory.

          In frank conversations with her close confidant and former Tory grandee Lord Tim Bell, Lady Thatcher dubbed Cameron “boring” and “still out of touch with the British public”.

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          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Yep you said that about 20 times today .

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          • Billy Bumboy is the cheapest bumhire ever ! says:

            But not as many times as the toryboy poodles wanking over Dave supposedly being Thatcher’s son

            The turth hurts doesn’t it retard?

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          • Homoeroticist says:

            Does anyone remember that lad who posted on here under the name ‘Thick as Thieves’, always fantasising about being the ‘Top Boy’ and rambling on about how big Raol Moat’s muscles were? Where’s he gone?

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          • Deep Who says:

            The truth might hurt, but clearly not as much as opposition is hurting you eh fuckwit?

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          I’d agree to publishing their names TT, but surely they’re entitled to their misguided political views so long as they don’t indoctrinate our kids?

          Oh, hang on – that only applies to the Balding Nobhead Party, doesn’t it.

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          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Socailism (B&P ) are the same , What you do at the ballot box and what your own thoughts are 2 different things .

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          • Griffin is a bong eyed gayboy says:

            far right fascist scum

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          • “far right fascist scum”

            Which is different to far left fascist scum like the SWP how? Cause they’ve got a sense of national identity and only hate foreigners, while the SWP hate everybody?

            I’ll agree they’re scum, but so are the hard left.

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          • Funny that says:

            Fascism is an entirely left wing, statist, collectivist doctrine. Looks like some mongs who post here, have indeed been brainwashed by leftist revisionism.

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          • Nick Griffin's buttplug says:

            muzzies and blacks go home to muzzieblackland

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          Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

          Harsh, but fair. They’d be happier in their natural habitat; screeching nonsense through a megaphone on the nations High Streets. Some of the younger and better-looking ones might eventually find paid employment as Chuggers.

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      • 155
        Anonymous says:

        Any support from a normal person with a job?

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      • 159
        Anonymous says:

        If the stoods want wider support, they should think about breaking some of Big Brother’s toys – trash some CCTV, speeding cameras, congestion charge cameras, traffic light mounted surveillance cameras etc.

        Seriously – we have an out of control ruling political class – who will win if they succeed in “divide and conquer”. The counter to D&C is finding common cause, and is essential.

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      • 160
        Anonymous says:

        FFS – why would Red Ed want to win an election ? Stay on side with the EU by not supporting any Tory eurosceptic rebellion, and Kinnock your way into a lucrative sinecure.

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      13eastie says:

      Fuсk оff wіth yоur fаkе еѕtuаry Еnglіѕh, yоu сunt.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bitch slap and half !!!! But he has said he is a socialist , So that means he wants state ownership . The reason the knives are out are the Blairites know that if they go to far left then the public would reject him and the party , If he doesnt go left then the unions and the grassroots will get pissed off .

    Bet he wishes he never entered the race .

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  3. 3
    fonyblair says:

    Does smarkets have odds on how many bitch slaps Cameron can get in on Red Ed in PMQ’s? Excellent lines today from Cameron!

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      Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

      Does smarkets have odds on how far you can get you’re tongue up Dave’s arse? Excellent CCHQ lines today from Guido and the poodles!

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        JH says:

        You’d like to believe it wouldn’t you.

        Pitiful lefty scum, projecting their own pitiful behaviour on to others.

        Piss off over to Labourlist and try and impress hazico-fucking-28 with how ‘on-message’ you can be.

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  4. 4
    VEE6 says:

    Back of the net!

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  5. 5
    Sir William Waad says:

    Son of Brown by whom, I wonder? Whoever, I think she weaned him too early. The trauma still shows in Ed’s neediness and oral twitch.

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  6. 6
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Labour benches looked crushed. The unions have sold them a pup. Lovely..

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  7. 7
    Popeye says:

    Nothing but a big sissy Marxist pratt.

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  8. 8
    nell says:

    That’s it!! Forever more now buzzmilitwit is going to be universally tainted as ‘son of brown’.

    The irony is his team fought to prevent the Red Ed nickname sticking. Well they’ve won, but not quite as they would have wanted.

    Wait for the newspapers tomorrow. The nickname ‘son of brown’ is going to stick to him like the unmentionable on one’s shoe!!

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  9. 9

    Son of Brown
    Rubbery face
    Lets you down
    Disputable race
    Mad staring eyes
    Riddled with lies
    Always a clown
    This son of Brown….

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    • 52
      Dack Blog says:

      Child of Thatch
      Lost in the sand
      Coup d’etat
      2 million rand
      Corporate whore
      Above the law
      Arrogant twat
      This son of Thatch…

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      • 72
        My other car's a Merkava says:

        At least find a rhyme for “Thatch”, lazy fuck.

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      • 148
        Anonymous says:

        ‘Law’ and ‘whore’ don’t rhyme. I really wish the English would learn to pronounce their own language properly.

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        • 151
          Anonymous says:

          *OED*

          whore: /hɔː/
          law: /lɔː/

          You are an ignorant victim of socialist state schools and I claim my five pounds.

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        • 152
          Anonymous says:

          Yes they do.

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          • Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

            Maybe our anonymous friend has been led to believe that ‘whore’ rhymes with ‘lorry’. Replacing phonics (though I don’t recall it being called that at the time) with flashcards has corrupted our culture beyond plausible redemption.

            Did nobody point out the obvious absurdity of getting children to learn to recognise words by printing them on card, given there are upwards of 300,000 words in our language?

            A stack of 1mm-thick cards 3,000 metres high claimed as somehow a more elegant approach than teaching about thirty rules for converting letters into sounds, with about another thirty common exceptions.

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    • 102

      Only cause I despise his leftiness, but…

      Thatcher’s son
      Who she disowns
      In thrall to the hun
      Raises some groans
      With awful puns
      Jokes that won’t run
      Plays to the Sun –
      That’s Cameron

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      • 167
        Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

        Aside from a small plea for use of the accusative ‘Whom’ in the second line, I nominate a winner.

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  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Is Harriet the only one of the front bench who realise they are on television?

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  11. 11
    Bill Cash says:

    David Cameron has to go now.

    I am convinced that Priti Patel will be a future Conservative leader. Maybe even their next leader. 100/1. Reminds me so much of Thatcher. The Tories will find her irresistible

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  12. 13
    Angela Eagle says:

    Squeak, squeak, whine, squeak, squeak.

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      nell says:

      ah angelaeagle, militwit’s, shadowchief secretary to the treasury.

      I wonder if she has a copy of her predecessor’s note , left on his desk as he ran away before the coalition arrived saying, ‘sorry all the money’s gone’

      And no doubt that explains militwit’s blank sheet of paper. You can’t have policies if you’ve already spent all the money.

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  13. 14
    proud socialist says:

    YOU ARE ALL SCUM!

    OUR LEADER WILL SHOW YOU TORY IDIOTS WHAT A REAL LEADER IS.

    ED MILLIBAND WILL BECOME PM, MARK MY WORDS

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  14. 15
    Ed schlomo millibandwagon says:

    I have my thull thupport! sniff

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  15. 18
    DAVID FLUNKIT says:

    Just as labour thought they had finally got rid of their worst leader in history !

    Along come’s Ed

    Cameron if you dont beat him into submission every week
    until he throws in the towel
    then you ain’t fit to lead the tory party

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  16. 19
    Corridor of Uncertainty says:

    Is that pigeon shit on Ed’s head

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  17. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BojO on sky sports news

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  18. 21
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “buffering” it says. Buggering about more like.

    I know, lets decide who runs the country by a process where its who can tell half-arsed jokes the best.

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  19. 24
    hattys vag says:

    who is that fugly cow sitting next to johnson?

    my god she is hideous

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  20. 25
    Observer says:

    Keith Vaz for Labour leader!

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  21. 26
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Buzzlightweight was wittering on about the Tories being out of touch with people up an down the country – he would know all about that living in his back to back with an outside toilet in Hampstead. He won’t make it to the next election which is a pity as an election campaign would give him plenty of opportunity to explain exactly who are the people in the middle being squeezed !. Did you see mad Hattie in the background nodding like a dog on the back shelf of a car as she knows all about ordinary people with her blue blood but she has tried to make things better for people with her Equalities Bill (except where her husband’s consitituency is concerned)

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    • 117
      nell's hero Dave is a very rich expenses piggy says:

      David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later

      Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.

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  22. 30
    nell says:

    So who is going to be the next leader of the labour party?

    My money’s on bullyballs.

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  23. 34
    Ed's Meatballs Special. says:

    A recipe for civil war in the Labour party is being cooked up. The goose has been prepared.

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  24. 36
    Guido Tweet says:

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    • 60
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      No need to despair, just look qt the shadow front bench, there are plenty more where SOB came from.

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      • 169
        JH says:

        …while you selflessly post here, asking nothing more in return than a place at the high table once your glorious socialist utopia is achieved.

        You pitiful little useful idiot, you.

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  25. 39
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be leading Labour into the next election.

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  26. 42
    DAVID FLUNKIT says:

    SPAWN of the DEVIL

    nice but dim !

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      JH says:

      Christ. He looks like Nick Park’s Wallace, after hilariously falling head first into a vat of darkie pubes.

      Mind you, Wallace’s face is less flexible so I may have to retract this assertion.

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  27. 43
    Wan Gok says:

    Ed Miliband is not leadership material. It is like he has been handed a suit that is simply too big for him. I doubt very much Ed will grow into a garment that was quite frankly designed for his elder brother.

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  28. 44
    Dack Blog says:

    Wonder what the son of Thatch and Broon would look like?

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  29. 45
    Dack Blog says:

    A singles ad Guido? What are you suggesting about your readership? (Should get out more….).

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  30. 46
    Ed Militant says:

    Yes, Brown is the daddy.

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  31. 47
    DAVID FLUNKIT says:

    Nursey says
    that if i keep taking my medicine
    that soon i can have my party back
    and once again save the world

    I Am Getting Better !

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  32. 48
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!

    It’s a bit tricky findin these new threads , ain’t it ??

    Is it so Guido’s minions can getta head start on the funny people , I wonders ???

    BTW – GREAT NEWS that The BoredomGraph is gonna shut itself out , ain’t it ??

    I’ve bin campaignin along those lines for two years an more .

    I’m sure they’ll fail – they deserve to .

    Good riddance .

    E xxxx .

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  33. 49
    JamieDeeping says:

    So first of all, he’s admitting that he is indeed a son of Thatcher? He doesn’t address the fact that he’s out of touch with ordinary people and whilst he is actually relatively funny I REALLY don’t think this is the hammer blow you’re making it out to be.

    I was genuinely worried for a moment there, got me off Twitter on me phone and got me on the internet proper. But no, nothing to worry about here.

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    • 144
      Funny that says:

      You clearly have listening disabilities, try again, this time engaging both brain and ears. If it is possible for you.

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  34. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What did the USA think of Bonkers Brown ?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334589/WIKILEAKS-White-House-did-trust-Brown-lacked-influence-U-S.html

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    • 55
      DAVID FLUNKIT says:

      Sorry to keep posting this but !

      WE DONT NEED TO TAKE LESSONS OR ADVICE FROM A NATION THAT THINKS ENGLAND IS A TOWN IN GERMANY !( as one once asked my mother in law )

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  35. 63
    Ewanme says:

    Sorry to post off-topic on this ‘secret’ thread AGAIN !!

    Re : TellytubbyGraph goin underground :

    I note that ‘Old Holborn’s’ illiterate posts got removed from TheirT .

    Plus , the only thingy absent from the online version of the paper woz the fuckin crossword , FFS !!!

    Wot does that tell ya ???

    To my brain it says : Humans buy this shitty fucking rag for the word play , an don’t we know it ??

    I hope they die , painfully , hun .

    E x .

    P.S. I knows this blog is inextricably linked wiv the wankers wot populate the comment on The Telegraph . Should boost the numbers here , I spose .

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  36. 64
    tat spotter says:

    i think it was tat that said…..

    Brown is shit
    and shit is Brown…….

    1 good post out of a 1000 at least.

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  37. 67
    A Sweet Old Lady says:

    Mr Cameron has boosted a very frail pensioner’s happiness.

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  38. 73
    Child of Thatch says:

    Why is thread not appearing on the home page anymore?

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  39. 77
    ModBot says:

    Tee hee. You said ‘bau 9h’. Try again loser.

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  40. 81
    Moment Cast Iron Cameron became the Heir to Blair says:

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  41. 82
    lightweights says:

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  42. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    See the students are protesting online

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  43. 87
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido , As much as i admire free speech and your site , There do seem to be the same patterns that twitter links bring to PMQS live chat with videos , I accpet i have posted the same video 4 times once , But then learnt manners .

    I respect the fact you must have a very thick skin , But the odd copy and paste but 7-8 times ????

    Maybe this could be a topic for debate ???

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  44. 88
    REALITY CHECK says:

    YouGov/Sun: CON 41%, LAB 38%, LDEM 11%

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  45. 89
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy says I need to wash my bot bot. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with not washing your botty for a month.

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  46. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve kidnapped Guido and hidden this thread. I’m now telling him some tractor stats.

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  47. 104

    O/T, but the Republicans are killing off the Democrat’s Climate Change Committee in Congress – as Nelson in The Simpsons would say – Ha Haaaa!

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  48. 105
    Labour meltdown says:

    My money’s on Harman replacing Ed and leading Labour to their biggest defeat in history.

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  49. 111
    DAVID FLUNKIT says:

    this post has been missing from my computer all night and alot of other peoples judging by the small number of comments !

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  50. 121
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just did a ploppy in bed. It was the right thing to do. My ploppy started in America.

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  51. 123
    Labour troll AKA Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Gordon gives me a Cleveland Steamer every night.

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  52. 127
    Mr Ned says:

    Aliens caused 9/11.

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  53. 129
    Andy Coulson says:

    Ed Miliband : “Guido Fawkes should be hunted like a terrorist”

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  54. 130
    Greg Beales says:

    QUOTE OF THE DAY

    Guido Fawkes

    “With the economy in dire straits, world war 3 about to break out in Korea, the weather bringing the country to a halt …

    It’s good to see David Cameron spending time, fixing the more important matter of a football tournament 8 years away.
    Well done Sir! You baboon’s arse!”

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  55. 138
    mr ned says:

    My bum is being probed by the space-lizards responsible for 9/11.

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  56. 143
    Casual Observer says:

    My word, there seems to be quite an increase in the number of labour tits posting on this site.

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  57. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Guido

    Your head line comments about the odds of RedEd not leading the party the election, whilst most probably right, are nothing but a cynical attempt to get people to place bets via your website , such that you receive affiliate payment.

    Whilst I have no fundamental objection to earning from a blog – this is a bit blatant and devalues your otherwise excellent site

    Bet you don’t publish this one!

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  58. 146
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    I could take Red Ed more seriously if it weren’t for his lithp.

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  59. 149
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    You almost feel sorry for him. Treacherous Harman to his left, the newbie postman that’s just got to chapter 2 of Economics for Dummies to his right and all the while he can’t say anything nor even move his arms and legs without Whelan the puppetmaster above him. And of course the grass roots party that never voted for him behind him. Right behind him.

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  60. 156
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Now isth the winter of our dithconteth,
    made gloriouth summer by thith sun of Bwown…

    FUCK.

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  61. 157
    The wrong Miliband says:

    It’s fine, I just need to reboot my brain-implant . . No probleeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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  62. 158
    I hate New Labour says:

    Of course he won’t be leading.

    That was always the plan.

    Install a new leader not long before the election, photogenic and untainted by Blair/Brown; probably unknown right now, and the brainless mongs will flock to him.

    Cameron is making it easy because he’s, frankly, out of his depth. More concerned with FIFA jollies than running the country.

    Remember Blair was pretty much unknown until ’94/’95. It worked before, it will work again.

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  63. 174

    For some reason I could only see about half of the post. Is this something on my end or was this on purpose as a teaser?

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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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