December 1st, 2010

David Davis Takes Liberty Award

Ephraim Hardcastle draws to Guido’s attention that there is an innocent explanation for the Shami and Basher late night Tuesday over-the-candles chat. Liberty had given David Davis their “Independent Voice of the Year” Human Rights Award on Monday. So Basher would have seen Shami two nights in a row…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A lkove story ???? so sweet


    • 36
      Statute of liberty says:

      So Davis was taking a Liberty?


    • 64
      Anonymous says:

      David Davis would have been a good PM, he might have even got a majority.


      • 96
        Shami says:



      • 106
        AC1 says:

        +1 Even if you do post as an anonymong.


      • 129
        Madme Defarge says:

        I agree. Wouldn’t read too much into his having a nice dinner with Shami wotsits. In the real world men and women do often have nice dinners together and never get their leg over.
        Hevaen knows Madme Defarge has had many nice dinners for two with men during the course of her professional life and trust me they may be quite charming but one really wouldn’t want to exchange body fluids with them.
        But you never can tell…


      • 140
        guardian reader/bbc watcher says:

        Errrr no way

        David Cameron ran on an extreme right-wing platform of privatising the NHS, leaving the EU, defending civil liberties and cutting public spending. This was the reason he failed to win a majority. Had he been more moderate, ie adopting Labour party policies, he might have won. His market fundamentalist approach is now undoing the glorious economic legacy left by Labour and will cause Cameron to be defeated at the next election.


        • 150
          Anonymous says:

          And now Dave is licking the as of pro EU LD. Dave was going to control immigration, tough on criminals, etc. Nothing happened.

          As far as I remember Dave was never anti EU, he was pro as Clagg.


    • 123
      Al R*pist Gore says:

      Don’t forget the Global Warming, cocksucking limeys!


      • 153
        Wavy Davy Bullingdon Gravy Loves to eat his Greens says:

        Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.


  2. 2
    Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    Did you post this one from the pub , Fawkes? Genius.


  3. 3
    tiscali says:

    No wonder. Have you see the state of Basher’s wife.


  4. 4
    Phwooar! says:

    David! Have some taste, man! There’s plenty of hotness around. Tory MP Caroline Dinneage rings my bell!


  5. 5
    Trashbin Alibi Clown says:

    Nobody fancies me! Weep!


  6. 6
    Eckky-Thump says:

    EEEH, bye gum.


  7. 7
    News of the Screws says:

    Yes, but did they shag?


    • 17
      Asian Affairs Correspondent says:

      All such enquiries should be addressed to Ms Shakrabootis representative at the Max Clifford Institute of Applied Whopper Telling – Mr Basha Hassan Shagda


  8. 9
    Lt Frank Drebin, Police Squad says:

    Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way through.


  9. 11
    EPHRAM HARDCORE(what sort of fuckin name is that)? says:

    Yes! Yes!
    But did he get his leg over?
    or did he end up “Bashing it”?


  10. 13

    Chakrabarti……..i would.


  11. 14
    Leslie Nielsen RIP says:


    • 29
      I, literally, died laughing says:

      Surely, he was one of the funniest people ever.


      • 154
        Must get a pseudonym one day says:

        Not entirely true – he was one of the best deadpan deliverers of funny lines written by someone else.

        That aside, RIP Leslie – the original ‘Airplane!’ was/is the funniest film ever.


  12. 19
    Roddy Martindale says:

    Is this blog ‘Hello Magazine’ or what ?


  13. 20
    Ephraim Hardcastle says:

    Thanks for the plug, Guido. I knew I had a reader out there somewhere.

    E x


  14. 23
    Jay says:

    Come on, Fawkes. A non-story. Who cares.


  15. 25
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    A german bloke just said that Germany not being able to sell its bonds is like seeing a penguin on the equator.

    Funny that, because there are penguins that live on the equator.


  16. 30
    • 32
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      I wonder if Gordon was watching who got the nokia chucked at em ?


    • 41
      Thatcher thinks Dave is a twat says:

      Baroness Thatcher delivered a damning verdict on “boring” David Cameron.
      The former Conservative PM confided that she has serious doubts about the party leader’s ability to deliver victory.
      In frank conversations with her close confidant and former Tory grandee Lord Tim Bell, Lady Thatcher dubbed Cameron “boring” and “still out of touch with the British public”.

      Not bad.


      • 59

        I’m aware Dave is a twat, i was surprised he managed to better Ed Millimong, that’s all.
        Please don’t get the impression i like Cameron – he is a traitorous c*nt.


      • 76
        Evie Lennon says:

        OK ‘Thatcher,,,,,,,,,,blahdeblah………’ admit it! You’re either Ed B@ll@cks or Tom Watson aren’t you?


        • 142
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Stupid girl, there are many here who think the same way as CP, me included and guess what? None of us, unlike Cameron, are EUphile socialists.


    • 72
      Maximus says:

      Clever double insult from Dave the Cameraman. Even Socialist World at One were moaning about him getting the better of poor little Red Ed.


    • 74
      Cowboy Surgeon says:

      He has had six months to rehearse that line.


  17. 31
    regular as cockwork says:

    Billy Bowden had a wank,
    He did it in a septic tank,
    When he came back,
    His Y fronts stank,
    Silly Billy Bowden.


  18. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Are DD and Shami both single ?


  19. 37
    CON 40%, LAB 40%, LDEM 10%. says:

    Dave won at PMQ’s.Like Hague did so often and then lost.


    • 43
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Yes , But dave and william where up against blair , who love him or hate him was quite good at PMQS ( I fuckin hate him ) , Ed however is proper shit !


      • 51
        HARD MAN HAGUE says:

        william hague murdered blair every time they met
        you could see blair squirming
        as if he wanted to punch hague

        but hague would have battered
        blair coz he is hard


  20. 42
    Who will Osborne bail out next with our money ? says:


  21. 44

    Jesus H Christ !

    is going to carry on fighting ?
    he should be charged under the trades description act
    this tosser has never had a fight yet
    my granny would kick his arse and she’s dead
    give it up now you fucking embarassment !

    the british boxing board of control should withdraw his licence
    before somebody die’s
    of fuckin boredom


  22. 45
    Environmental Money spinning sham! says:

    O/T. Crap summer, really cold winter. Exactly when is this Global warming malarky going to happen?
    Sooner or later people will wake up to this environmental bullsh*t and realise they are being mugged left, right and centre by the eco-fascists who are laughing all the way to the bank with tax payers money.


    • 50
      Wavy Davy Bullingdon Gravy Loves to eat his Greens says:

      Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.


    • 54
      Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

      I’m just off to Cancun on all expenses paid jolly on the subject of Global Warming.

      Shall I send you a postcard ??


    • 57
      Sir William Waad says:

      It’s not just the eco-fascists now. Big business is seriously in favour of the kind of gargantuan transfers of funds from the productive people of the world that Governments try to agree in places like Cancun. Thus, California’s Proposition 23 was opposed by business interests that funded the successful campaign against it. The possibility of carbon trading made the stripy-shirt brigade wet themselves with anticipation, although so far it’s flopped and aforesaid shirts have been lost.

      ‘Alternative energy’ remains financially non-sustainable and reliant on huge public subsidy. Follow the money; global warming is popular with capitalists because it is a great big payola.


    • 60
      Anonymus says:

      Next tuesday.


    • 87
      Kim Jong-Il says:

      It is all bullshit designed to screw tax money out of us and to make profits to large multinationals trading carbon permits.

      We stand for it every time.


  23. 49
    mugwump says:

    Gawd save us: if these two have got the hots for each other then good luck to them. Leave them alone. A little bit of lurve (good luck to those lucky enough to get some ) does anyone a power of good especially especially midst all the gloom and doom of this God awful Winter.


  24. 55
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    at least he aint a bum bandit .


  25. 58
    David Davis says:

    She seems to have an invisible touch yeah


  26. 65
    The Beast of grievance says:

    Guido just saw your sordid money lending ad
    Friday will do and its more than £750 and I I chare a higher rate of APR


  27. 71
    YokshireLad says:

    Whatever are you suggesting Guido? :)


  28. 75
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into Shami at a party once …….


  29. 77
    A Sweet Old Lady says:

    What a nice young man David is. Congratulations.


  30. 79
    Diane Fatbutt's son says:

    Oh my days! Innit, blud?!


  31. 80
    Dudley Muggins says:

    I have been invited to a Scottish Christmas Ball, what should I expect?


    • 83
      Gordon Brown says:

      I’ll be sitting on each guest’s face.


    • 109
      Cameron McSpreader says:

      Expect endless eightsome reels, kids looking up your skirt and giggling at your sporran, and a huge bar bill. I assume you are English?


    • 124
      HARD MAN HAGUE says:

      For main course
      a Pigs bladder filled with sawdust and dog shit
      known in your parts as haggis
      and a glass of fermented rats piss or whiskey, to wash away the taste
      but pudding should be a treat for you
      it’s a fried mars bar


  32. 82
    The wrong Kind of cold snap says:

    Some Twat on the daily Politics show said this cold spell was a result of man made Global warming.


  33. 86
    Gordon Brown says:

    You know i saved the world , Well for my next act i will win England the Ashes .

    Dear Team Austraila

    May i wish you a crushing victory over England .

    Gordon Brown


  34. 89
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can we just kill politicions at birth ?


  35. 95
    Kevin Maguire calls for Gordon to bribe FIFA official with a PM ship says:

    Kevin Maguire has sunk into a deep madness. He want’s Dave to take Gordon to Zurich so that he can help out in Dave’s bid to get the World cup for England.

    1) Gordon is a Jinx
    2) Gordon is a Jock

    Even more shocking Kevin writes:

    “Brown knows more about the game than most of Fifa’s ­decision-makers. And he’s on good terms with Jack Warner, an ambitious Caribbean fixer who would love to be PM of Commonwealth country Trinidad & Tobago.”

    This would be the corrupt Jack Warner who is on the take?


  36. 107
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    As red Ed is a socialist , does that mean we already know his polices ?


  37. 110
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    David Davis?

    Is he not one of those “Old Conservatives”?

    No wonder we do not see much of him around Team Dave.

    PS – Mr Davis, come over to UKIP with the rest of the “Old” Tories.


    • 126
      The Revereng Green, in the Conservatory with the rope says:

      I would join UKIP if they had more ‘body’. Conservatism is in danger of dying out.


  38. 114
    Martin Day says:

    You used to be the future once Guido .


  39. 116
    HARD MAN HAGUE says:

    If anyone can “Pull it Off” Dave can !


  40. 128
    Charles e Hardwaffler says:

    The Tories have no zen and still havent learnt management prosess from Marx , They are creating to many millionairs and keep the poor opressed , The Tories do not grasp Graphics fiedilty and how to empower thoughful thinking with action .


  41. 132
    Barmy Army says:

    Guido give us a wave Guido Guido give us a wave .


  42. 134
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have built a big snowman. Nursie helped. Then I built a lot of tiny snow people. I call them Me and My Cabinet.


    • 135
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      As I read the words I heard his voice, & saw him in the snow with nursey.

      Uncannily, it rings true.


    • 141
      NURSEY says:

      Well done Gordon
      today you have learnt something
      You may not be able to polish turds
      but you can polish snowmen !

      now let’s get you out of that wet nappy !


  43. 137
    HARD MAN HAGUE says:

    Always liked that David Davis
    best football comentater the bbc ever had


  44. 146
    Angela Eagle says:

    Squeak, whine, squeak, whine.


  45. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Compared with other politicians David Davis has always seemed human and a realist. No one can say he came from a privileged background, unlike most of the Shadow Cabinet.


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