Monday Morning Cartoon
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
A couple of what?
Twin beds in double room ?
Doubled up with twins in a bedroom?
So why did Willy live with a gay oil trader?
For mutual pleasure.
Why US bothers about people’s sex life? More like bribes to and from Middle East.
These cartoons were improving of late. Progress has stopped it seems!
So it seems this Wikileaks thingy is a damp squib and it’s being controlled by The New York Times, Guardian and Der Spiegel.
Just 226 cables released while the above papers release a bit of juicy stuff but name no names (if they are Labour politicians that is)
At least the Telegraph used their expenses leak to attack politicians of all parties and named them. The Guardian should be ashamed of itself.
We have no shame, us socialists.
We socialists, please. This is not the BBC you know.
The New York Times refused to publish the Climategate e-mails because they had been illegally obtained.
So why are they posting the Cablegate material, they couldn’t possibly have an agenda surely?
http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/private-climate-conversations-on-display/
What the progressive media who only support progressive political ideas like the anthropogenic global warming fraud, being utterly hypocritical? I don’t believe it!
Intelligence information was normally sent to Washington on a separate, more restricted telecommunications channel called Roger, which has not been breached.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/nov/28/us-spies-dossier-alan-duncan
No intelligence material has been released. So why were the Yanks saying this would put lives at risk? Admittedly Ffffion may try to Kill Bill but I don’t think the Yanks meant that.
Roger was not rogered
Wer sind diese zwei Menschen ??
Dave got a mention too.
Were they part of the three sum?
No one seems to be bothered about Osborne.
Who?
aka George the Biscuit.
Which one is Leslie Nielson?
The weird looking one.
I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Surely you can’t be serious?
The written word kind of spoils it…..
Shirley not?
gorbachev
Richard and Mark in amusing cartoon shocker!
When?
Is that an entry for, “Headlines That Will Never Be Written”. ?
Guido gotta love smearing Hague… going on for months now
Don’t think anyone gives a shit other than you Guido
y-a-w-n
Is that you Myers?
Damn, I must stop using this computer in The Gay Hussar.
Oi! Wot about those transagenders?
Ah, at last. Thought we weren’t going to get an R&M. So necessary for that full-on Monday Morning feeling.
I can’t belive it that tory party is nothing but a load of raving homosexuals
That’s an urban myth, like the Labour Party being full of psychopathic sex offending bullies.
I’m going back into the closet. Bye!
I wonder who popped Dave’s cherry ?
ha ha ha ha
Had em boff fir breakfast up the Admiralty Arch a reet bit nae Oona or Dawn ir thee
Is it that odd couple the grinning homicidal trougher Huhne the Ecoloon and his best mate the troughing tail gunning Greg the Barking Mad in charge of the impending UK power cuts and human sacrifices to the cult of Gaia? Will they be sharing a jacuzzi in Cancun (forecast 27° today) this week?
Has the blog broken down again?
Aye, it was me. I’m a fucking perverted hound dog.
So Chris Huhne and his Brittish delegation are jetting off to the Sunny Caribean on a pointless mission to promote a Global warming myth while I am blocked in by the Snow and ice.
Stupid Huhne
We all have to make sacrifices in the fight against global warming. I am doing my bit in Cancun. You poor people can do your bit back home, by freezing to death.
Must dash, time for another cocktail whilst I relax in the jacuzzi, byeee!
This Cancun of which you write; I had hoped it was some malaria-infested swamp where money was being spent to relieve the poverty of the natives.
Instead I find it is a high-grade knocking-shop in idylic surroundings, although the goods will not interest Huhne as they are neither old nor built like ditch-diggers.
http://uk.tv.ign.com/dor/objects/2964/the-real-world-cancun/images/the-real-world-cancun-20090622020155366.html
Huhne is there. I am here. My washing machine has packed up and I now have three stone of soapy frozen washing dripping in the garden, on which the icicles are forming. The next politician to say anything to me about saving energy had better enjoy where I intend to stuff the useless three-pin plug.
“Other Wikileaks revelations are expected to include attacks on both David Cameron and Gordon Brown, who is said to be branded ‘unstable’”.
The leaning tower of Pisa is unstable. Brown is mental.
While the MSM is covering the risk of nuclear weapons material being ‘lost’ in Pakistan, the Saudis and others inciting the Yanks to bomb Iran and Putin being in league with organised crime, we are chortling about Hague’s possible shirtlifting activities. Still, why worry, eh?
Bigot.
Jock.
Was potentially unstable, been fixed for next 100 years or so
That’s what the residents of Pompeii said in 80 AD.
“while I am blocked in by the Snow and ice”.
You lucky fucker, i’ve had to come to work. The pipes are frozen and we’re having to flush with a bucket…
Same here.And it’s absolutely brass monkeys in this office.
It’s quite pleasant here in Singapore, about 25C this evening.
Save it up and give it to me!
I’ve entered the Hague too.
Mind you, I was on trial for war crimes and genocide, none of that gay shit.
“William Hague has just entered 10 Downing Street through the backdoor”
“Oh wait a minute, the honorable member has suddenly pulled out.”
Whilst many people compete to show their tolerance of homosexuals in public life – I do not share their views. I do want to know whether a senior government minister has had homosexual relations with a colleague. Especially, if he has repeatedly denied it and used his wife as a cover.
The reason is that, if he has done such things and denied them, this would indicate a fear of discovery. This, in turn, renders him vulnerable to influence, up to and including blackmail, and makes his position untenable. Normally, this should be a matter for the Prime Minister, whose prime responsibility is the security of the nation. If foreign states believe that our Foreign Secretary is a homosexual who lies about his conduct, they will have little or no trust in his integrity. They will certainly not trust him with any information that they would not wish to have disclosed under blackmail.
So, this is all very much more serious than many people consider. A strong Prime Minister should act immediately if he knows that one of his Secretary’s of State is vulnerable.
I am sure that gay politicians add to the ‘gaiety of the nation’, although I personally find them nauseating, but vulnerable liars must not be allowed authority to represent the state. Put them on the back benches with the other overacting exhibitionists.
It is time for the PM to stand up and make clear what is going on. If these allegations are true, in part or in whole, there will be many people, including security and police personnel, who know the sordid facts. It is only a matter of time before it all comes out – have you politicians still not got it? – and if it does, it will be a question of the PMs fitness to retain his position rather than a bit of a giggle about gays.
ooohhh, get her !
or David Davis ?
No , how about , Its no-ones buisness what 2 conseting adults get up to behind closed doors .
And we all know what you get up to Billy.
Methinks the Umpire doth protest too much !
Eurghh! They put their willy’s up each others bums, eurghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Since my post above seems not to have got my point across…
If any minister does something that they do not want others to know about, they risk exposure. Repeated denials are dishonest. A dishonest Secretary of State weakens their office and that of the PM. Such a SoS should not be tolerated and the PM’s duty is not to tolerate it.
Also, I have as much right to disapprove of homosexual conduct as homosexuals have a right to be offended by my disapproval. Sure, I agree that what you do in privacy is your own business. When it puts the state at risk, however, I have a right to demand that ministers of state do not risk compromise. If they do, they should be dismissed immediately.
Homophobe! It’s different when you’re gay. You can do anything and get away with it by saying it was because you were embarrassed – ask david Laws. No piss off you gay hating tit.
Please explain which part of my two posts above indicates or implies that I hate gays. Or that I am a homophobe. I am not frightened of homosexuals nor do I dislike them – as long as they do not behave in a way that I find objectionable.
Please feel free to vent your anger at what you think I wrote – since you clearly cannot read – or what you think I hate. Your judgement of me and your obvious hate is bigotry.
But just for the record, I have a perfect right to say that I consider homosexual sex to be a minority activity which does not lead to procreation. I also consider that loveless sex, which homosexual sex can often be, can lead to great unhappiness and can be dangerous, since partners do not care for, and respect each others’ well being, as much as loving sex between committed partners. Such love is not uncommon amongst homosexuals and it this that persuades me that it is wrong to be intolerant of it.
What I do dislike, however, is the sort of idiot who makes hateful, unfounded, prejudiced jibes at others who do not share their views. Sadly, that is a trait that I have found to be not uncommon amongst homosexuals and left wing fanatics. Amongst homosexual left wing fanatics, I find, it is very prevalent indeed.
Did the David Laws comment not make you think even for a second that it was an ironic comment? Also, though I agree with some of your comments, how come your wife dishes out blow jobs to mechanics and tradesmen – is that loveless?
She loves the discounts they give us and so do I!
Actually, you did raise a good point – that it is the minorities that now have majority rule because of, yes again, politicians are so afraid of offending ‘opinion formers’.
“Oooo…”
Is the one on the left Sky’s Peter Spencer?
But I’m better looking than those two
BTW, I’ve had them both.
(C/NF) WASHINGTON ANALYSTS GREATLY APPRECIATED POST’S BACKGROUND AND BIOGRAPHIC REFTEL ON SHADOW MINISTER FOR PRISONS ALAN DUNCAN. ANALYSTS FOUND THE INFORMATION REGARDING DUNCAN’S MIDDLE EAST EXPERTISE, AS WELL AS COMMENTS ON HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH SHADOW FOREIGN SECRETARY WILLIAM HAGUE PARTICULARLY INSIGHTFUL AND EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-TIMED AS ANALYSTS ARE PREPARING FINISHED PRODUCTS ON THE CONSERVATIVE LEADERSHIP FOR SENIOR POLICYMAKERS. ANALYSTS WOULD APPRECIATE ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON ALAN DUNCAN AS TIME AND RESOURCES
They dont look well , I hope they havent got any illnes ………
England must be losing.
It was a draw , England batted well 200+ for Cook and a ton for Strauss and Trott
A fail then.
No , not with the Aussies record there , A good result .
Billy you know they’re gonna lose in the end, why bother?
Amateur
Labour: the party of dodgy dossiers, Damien McBride, fast tracked passports for nannies and party donors, dodgy mortgages, smear campaigns against train crash survivors, lies and spinning, £20,000 expenses for dry rot, 75p increase in pensions, broken promises on tuition fees and referendums, thrown Nokias, bullied secretaries, shredded expenses, cash for peerages, and perverted ministers sexually harassing civil servants.
“….and perverted ministers sexually harassing civil servants.”
It was all with t’rules yer fookin’ bastard
Bastards, I would never break any promises on referendums.
No wisteria and vines on my chimney – thank you taxpayers of Britain.
You missed out fast-tracked imported US kiddiwinkies, a la millipede, from US baby factories,
In the words of Ed Miliband:
”I have nothing to say”
Thought it was Diane Fatbutt that said that ?
Is it Mahatma Gandhi and Norman Wisdom?
いいえ、そうではありません。
Smell my minge. Hubby says it’s got an exotic aroma.
Do you mind?? Lunch is calling – or was unitl just now.
or even until…
This site wants a final solution for hound dog former ministers with manic depression and failing marriages who sexually harass underlings.
Promotion?
Has anything exciting happened in the world of politics over the week end ?
We’ve never done anything wrong! It’s all Thatcher’s fault! She wrote the dodgy dossier and told Damien McBride to smear the wives of Tory MPs! Labour would never do such things! We’re honest and decent!
Its so funny that one woman strikes so much fear into the labour party 20+ years after she left office .
More like a visceral hatred – her greatest achievement. Blessed be the Sainted Lady!
They also don’t like the fact that Blair continued with her policies when he was elected and Labour only started to come unstuck when Brown didn’t follow them
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3 out but one in (the closet)
Hi Proles! I’m very rich! I love to stick $100 bills into Cherie’s mouth when we bump uglies. My record was getting 50 bills into her mouth without her choking. We’re off to one of our many mansions around the world. Bye Proles!
I thought I saw young William yesterday on tv line judging on the tennis.
R&M can’t draw for toffee. I’m sure this would be amusing if there was a clue who the one on the left is. Is it Dianne Abbot?
Leslie Nielsen?
Does it really need two people to come up with these crappy cartoons?
IMO, one of them is holding the other back.
*wry smile*
Me love Billy Bowden! He make me wanna eat lotsa riiice and da peeea so I can have even bigger babylons!
Stone all gays! Oops, sorry I’d better report myself to the police.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TN1DeNrkrJI/AAAAAAAAFfU/ZfWtT6eI47E/s1600/yasmin+alibhai-brown.jpg
Suck my cock or I’ll do a fart.
Why do men fart more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Yasbin Alibi Drown should get stoned…on some good quality Jamaican ganja.
They used to tell me I was building a dream
And so I followed the mob
When there was real estate to speculate
I was always there, right on the job……
Once I built a tower up to the sun
Glass and concrete and lime
Once I built a tower, now it’s done
Buddy, can you spare a dime?
Once in Chanel suits, gee, we looked swell
Full of that Irish Doodly Dum
Half a million loans, a banking cartel
And I was the kid with the drum
Say, don’t you remember? They called me ‘Al’
It was ‘Al’ all the time
Why don’t you remember? I’m your pal
Buddy, can you spare a dime?
No, but look what you can achieve when you’re sober. Nice poem !
Have some sympathy for Prescott. The only way an ugly morbidly obese mong faced k unt like him can get his red fella shined is by harassing women for whom the thought of porking the fat k unt makes them want to vomit non-stop like that scene in Team America.
If there’s one thing these libertarians hate, it’s poofs.
I think you need to look up the meaning of the word “hate”
The one that does not look vague looks like that fellow Sorearse. Is it so?
Alan Duncan is a lot shorter than that.
Silly me! I did not recognise the wee dwarf.