November 29th, 2010

Monday Morning Cartoon


124 Comments

  1. 1
    filipinomonkey says:

    A couple of what?

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  2. 2
    Ménage à trois says:

    Dave got a mention too.

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  3. 3
    13eastie says:

    Which one is Leslie Nielson?

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  4. 4
    Leslie Nielsen's ghost says:

    I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

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  5. 5
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    gorbachev

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Richard and Mark in amusing cartoon shocker!

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  7. 14
    Chris says:

    Guido gotta love smearing Hague… going on for months now

    Don’t think anyone gives a shit other than you Guido

    y-a-w-n

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  8. 15
    Tachybaptus says:

    Ah, at last. Thought we weren’t going to get an R&M. So necessary for that full-on Monday Morning feeling.

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  9. 16
    Peter MangledBum (Lord of the Rings) says:

    I can’t belive it that tory party is nothing but a load of raving homosexuals

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  10. 19
    Peter MangledBum (Lord of the Rings) says:

    I wonder who popped Dave’s cherry ?

    ha ha ha ha

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  11. 20
    JohnPrescottsForeskin says:

    Had em boff fir breakfast up the Admiralty Arch a reet bit nae Oona or Dawn ir thee

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  12. 21
    Maximus says:

    Is it that odd couple the grinning homicidal trougher Huhne the Ecoloon and his best mate the troughing tail gunning Greg the Barking Mad in charge of the impending UK power cuts and human sacrifices to the cult of Gaia? Will they be sharing a jacuzzi in Cancun (forecast 27° today) this week?

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  13. 23
    Old Banger says:

    Has the blog broken down again?

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  14. 24
    John Prescott says:

    Aye, it was me. I’m a fucking perverted hound dog.

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  15. 26
    Thunder lightning Snow Ice and arctic winds says:

    So Chris Huhne and his Brittish delegation are jetting off to the Sunny Caribean on a pointless mission to promote a Global warming myth while I am blocked in by the Snow and ice.

    Stupid Huhne

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    • 88
      Chris Huhne says:

      We all have to make sacrifices in the fight against global warming. I am doing my bit in Cancun. You poor people can do your bit back home, by freezing to death.
      Must dash, time for another cocktail whilst I relax in the jacuzzi, byeee!

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    • 119

      This Cancun of which you write; I had hoped it was some malaria-infested swamp where money was being spent to relieve the poverty of the natives.

      Instead I find it is a high-grade knocking-shop in idylic surroundings, although the goods will not interest Huhne as they are neither old nor built like ditch-diggers.

      http://uk.tv.ign.com/dor/objects/2964/the-real-world-cancun/images/the-real-world-cancun-20090622020155366.html

      Huhne is there. I am here. My washing machine has packed up and I now have three stone of soapy frozen washing dripping in the garden, on which the icicles are forming. The next politician to say anything to me about saving energy had better enjoy where I intend to stuff the useless three-pin plug.

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  16. 27
    Urine says:

    “Other Wikileaks revelations are expected to include attacks on both David Cameron and Gordon Brown, who is said to be branded ‘unstable'”.

    The leaning tower of Pisa is unstable. Brown is mental.

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  17. 28

    “while I am blocked in by the Snow and ice”.

    You lucky fucker, i’ve had to come to work. The pipes are frozen and we’re having to flush with a bucket…

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  18. 34
    T. £lair says:

    I’ve entered the Hague too.

    Mind you, I was on trial for war crimes and genocide, none of that gay shit.

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  19. 37
    Kay T Burley says:

    “William Hague has just entered 10 Downing Street through the backdoor”

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  20. 38
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Whilst many people compete to show their tolerance of homosexuals in public life – I do not share their views. I do want to know whether a senior government minister has had homosexual relations with a colleague. Especially, if he has repeatedly denied it and used his wife as a cover.

    The reason is that, if he has done such things and denied them, this would indicate a fear of discovery. This, in turn, renders him vulnerable to influence, up to and including blackmail, and makes his position untenable. Normally, this should be a matter for the Prime Minister, whose prime responsibility is the security of the nation. If foreign states believe that our Foreign Secretary is a homosexual who lies about his conduct, they will have little or no trust in his integrity. They will certainly not trust him with any information that they would not wish to have disclosed under blackmail.

    So, this is all very much more serious than many people consider. A strong Prime Minister should act immediately if he knows that one of his Secretary’s of State is vulnerable.

    I am sure that gay politicians add to the ‘gaiety of the nation’, although I personally find them nauseating, but vulnerable liars must not be allowed authority to represent the state. Put them on the back benches with the other overacting exhibitionists.

    It is time for the PM to stand up and make clear what is going on. If these allegations are true, in part or in whole, there will be many people, including security and police personnel, who know the sordid facts. It is only a matter of time before it all comes out – have you politicians still not got it? – and if it does, it will be a question of the PMs fitness to retain his position rather than a bit of a giggle about gays.

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    • 70
      simon r says:

      ooohhh, get her !

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    • 74
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      No , how about , Its no-ones buisness what 2 conseting adults get up to behind closed doors .

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    • 83

      Eurghh! They put their willy’s up each others bums, eurghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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      • 98
        Aesop o'Sardis says:

        Since my post above seems not to have got my point across…

        If any minister does something that they do not want others to know about, they risk exposure. Repeated denials are dishonest. A dishonest Secretary of State weakens their office and that of the PM. Such a SoS should not be tolerated and the PM’s duty is not to tolerate it.

        Also, I have as much right to disapprove of homosexual conduct as homosexuals have a right to be offended by my disapproval. Sure, I agree that what you do in privacy is your own business. When it puts the state at risk, however, I have a right to demand that ministers of state do not risk compromise. If they do, they should be dismissed immediately.

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        • 113
          Peter Thatchell says:

          Homophobe! It’s different when you’re gay. You can do anything and get away with it by saying it was because you were embarrassed – ask david Laws. No piss off you gay hating tit.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Please explain which part of my two posts above indicates or implies that I hate gays. Or that I am a homophobe. I am not frightened of homosexuals nor do I dislike them – as long as they do not behave in a way that I find objectionable.

            Please feel free to vent your anger at what you think I wrote – since you clearly cannot read – or what you think I hate. Your judgement of me and your obvious hate is bigotry.

            But just for the record, I have a perfect right to say that I consider homosexual sex to be a minority activity which does not lead to procreation. I also consider that loveless sex, which homosexual sex can often be, can lead to great unhappiness and can be dangerous, since partners do not care for, and respect each others’ well being, as much as loving sex between committed partners. Such love is not uncommon amongst homosexuals and it this that persuades me that it is wrong to be intolerant of it.

            What I do dislike, however, is the sort of idiot who makes hateful, unfounded, prejudiced jibes at others who do not share their views. Sadly, that is a trait that I have found to be not uncommon amongst homosexuals and left wing fanatics. Amongst homosexual left wing fanatics, I find, it is very prevalent indeed.

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          • Peter Thatchell says:

            Did the David Laws comment not make you think even for a second that it was an ironic comment? Also, though I agree with some of your comments, how come your wife dishes out blow jobs to mechanics and tradesmen – is that loveless?

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          • Aesop o'Sardis says:

            She loves the discounts they give us and so do I!

            Actually, you did raise a good point – that it is the minorities that now have majority rule because of, yes again, politicians are so afraid of offending ‘opinion formers’.

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  21. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    “Oooo…”

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  22. 46

    Is the one on the left Sky’s Peter Spencer?

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  23. 48
    The very lovely Ben Bradshaw says:

    But I’m better looking than those two

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  24. 51
    "Clinton" says:

    (C/NF) WASHINGTON ANALYSTS GREATLY APPRECIATED POST’S BACKGROUND AND BIOGRAPHIC REFTEL ON SHADOW MINISTER FOR PRISONS ALAN DUNCAN. ANALYSTS FOUND THE INFORMATION REGARDING DUNCAN’S MIDDLE EAST EXPERTISE, AS WELL AS COMMENTS ON HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH SHADOW FOREIGN SECRETARY WILLIAM HAGUE PARTICULARLY INSIGHTFUL AND EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-TIMED AS ANALYSTS ARE PREPARING FINISHED PRODUCTS ON THE CONSERVATIVE LEADERSHIP FOR SENIOR POLICYMAKERS. ANALYSTS WOULD APPRECIATE ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON ALAN DUNCAN AS TIME AND RESOURCES

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  25. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They dont look well , I hope they havent got any illnes ………

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  26. 56
    They were in charge for 13 fucking years says:

    Labour: the party of dodgy dossiers, Damien McBride, fast tracked passports for nannies and party donors, dodgy mortgages, smear campaigns against train crash survivors, lies and spinning, £20,000 expenses for dry rot, 75p increase in pensions, broken promises on tuition fees and referendums, thrown Nokias, bullied secretaries, shredded expenses, cash for peerages, and perverted ministers sexually harassing civil servants.

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  27. 58
    Steve Miliband says:

    In the words of Ed Miliband:

    ”I have nothing to say”

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  28. 65
    コンクリートポンプ車 says:

    Is it Mahatma Gandhi and Norman Wisdom?

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  29. 67
    Margaret Beckett says:

    Smell my minge. Hubby says it’s got an exotic aroma.

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  30. 69
    Polly Tuscany says:

    This site wants a final solution for hound dog former ministers with manic depression and failing marriages who sexually harass underlings.

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  31. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Has anything exciting happened in the world of politics over the week end ?

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  32. 72
    Labour troll says:

    We’ve never done anything wrong! It’s all Thatcher’s fault! She wrote the dodgy dossier and told Damien McBride to smear the wives of Tory MPs! Labour would never do such things! We’re honest and decent!

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    • 78
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Its so funny that one woman strikes so much fear into the labour party 20+ years after she left office .

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      • 102
        Aesop o'Sardis says:

        More like a visceral hatred – her greatest achievement. Blessed be the Sainted Lady!

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        • 105
          We're all in this together and SOMEBODY's gotta pay for it says:

          They also don’t like the fact that Blair continued with her policies when he was elected and Labour only started to come unstuck when Brown didn’t follow them

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  33. 73
    Baroness oona of jerusalem and lagos says:

    comment 69
    back of the net

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  34. 76
    Tony B Liar says:

    Hi Proles! I’m very rich! I love to stick $100 bills into Cherie’s mouth when we bump uglies. My record was getting 50 bills into her mouth without her choking. We’re off to one of our many mansions around the world. Bye Proles!

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  35. 79
    Mr Plum says:

    I thought I saw young William yesterday on tv line judging on the tennis.

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  36. 80
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    R&M can’t draw for toffee. I’m sure this would be amusing if there was a clue who the one on the left is. Is it Dianne Abbot?

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  37. 81
    Robert Peston's peyote supplier says:

    Does it really need two people to come up with these crappy cartoons?

    IMO, one of them is holding the other back.

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  38. 82
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Me love Billy Bowden! He make me wanna eat lotsa riiice and da peeea so I can have even bigger babylons!

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  39. 85
    yasmin alibaba brown says:

    Stone all gays! Oops, sorry I’d better report myself to the police.

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  40. 86
    What Prescott said to the civil servant says:

    Suck my cock or I’ll do a fart.

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  41. 91
    Yasbin should shut the fuck up or fuck off to Saudi Arabia says:

    Yasbin Alibi Drown should get stoned…on some good quality Jamaican ganja.

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  42. 93
    Brian 'Biffo' Cowen says:

    They used to tell me I was building a dream
    And so I followed the mob
    When there was real estate to speculate
    I was always there, right on the job……

    Once I built a tower up to the sun
    Glass and concrete and lime
    Once I built a tower, now it’s done
    Buddy, can you spare a dime?

    Once in Chanel suits, gee, we looked swell
    Full of that Irish Doodly Dum
    Half a million loans, a banking cartel
    And I was the kid with the drum

    Say, don’t you remember? They called me ‘Al’
    It was ‘Al’ all the time
    Why don’t you remember? I’m your pal
    Buddy, can you spare a dime?

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  43. 94
    Prezza's a pathetic loser says:

    Have some sympathy for Prescott. The only way an ugly morbidly obese mong faced k unt like him can get his red fella shined is by harassing women for whom the thought of porking the fat k unt makes them want to vomit non-stop like that scene in Team America.

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  44. 107
    Jimmy says:

    If there’s one thing these libertarians hate, it’s poofs.

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  45. 114
    gildedtumbril says:

    The one that does not look vague looks like that fellow Sorearse. Is it so?

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  46. 115
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Alan Duncan is a lot shorter than that.

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