Boris Faces Mistress Scandal Probe
The ongoing mystery surrounding Boris’s mistress, her then boyfriend’s £80,000 donation and her subsequent landing of a job as an Olympic fundraiser just got a little more serious for the wayward Mayor.
Boris is now facing an official investigation regarding Helen Macintyre, the mother of his love child and the latest “love of his life”, and why exactly she got her job. The Standard neatly summarises some awkward questions that need answering:
What are the claims Boris faces?
That he has breached several sections of the GLA code of conduct. This states he should never “improperly confer an advantage on any person”, “place yourself in situations where honesty and integrity may be questioned” or make any decision which affects the “financial position of… any person with whom you have a close association”. It also states that he must “make decisions on merit, including making appointments” and “indicate that you have a personal interest” when one arises.
Labour have triggered the investigation and smell blood after Boris’s election promise to end cronyism at City Hall, something that so damaged the last months of Ken’s regime, though it should be borne in mind that the post was unpaid. Still, not sure this one can be dismissed as an “inverted pyramid of piffle”…
UPDATE : Whilst we’re on the subject, Guido has been meaning to mention for some time that Helen Macintyre’s nickname at Edinburgh University – given to her by a boyfriend – was “mini-cheddars”.
BoJo wil;l be ok
More interesting than the so called Wikileaks stuff though.
Hang on a mo. It says she was appointed UNPAID fundraiser. So wot’s the prob?
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23902121-boris-johnson-faces-probe-over-job-for-ex-lover.do
He should get a medal for making her work for her fucks.
Seriously though, we need as many unpaid workers in government as we can get.
Ampers
True that bird with the 5 kids from 4 husbands charges YOU for her fucks and you don’t even get a feel of taxpayer paid for tit.
Well if the MPs over the past 20 years were paid by results me thinks they would be into negative income and begging for money. Oops they are doing that already.
Boris likes to put it about, now he will bear the consequences.
He knows all about bikes
All London Mayor’s seem to like putting it about.
Maybe its a requirement that voters expect?
They want to be MPs ecept Boris who was an MP
This would never have happened in my day
Youyr right Ken , She is white , Only Muzzies benifited from your coruption !
How very odd.
When Livingstone came in he hired his then-bird Emma Beal from her position as a seccy at the Evening Standard. It took years (more than four) before he admitted that she was in his employ as a ‘diary secretary’.
Back in 2003 or so the site ‘Sod-u-Ken’ got evidence that Miss Beal was on £96k per year. The national press wouldn’t touch it and wouldn’t even report that Beal had a job with Livingstone.
Question….Did Ken put the position of diary secretary to open tender? Did he interview anyone else for the post?
And why did nobody – especially the London Tories – not get on Ken’s case at the time?
Because they want to do the same thing when in power, known as not rocking the boat.
He really is a big, blond, bonking, bike-riding buffoon of a Boris.
He look rather theepith during my tennith with Rogerator yetherday evening.
Or Bollocks Johnson?
3 strikes and you out pudding head
Someone mention strikes ?
Hunt
Cripes, we are the cheeky boys.
Have you seen my new salamander?
Thats no way to talk about Ed Millipede!
Boris..if ever a man needed a shot of bromide in his tea.
There are better solutions.
Two bricks?
Did it hurt? No I kept my thumbs clear
Join the Handymen, not quite as exclusive as the Masons.
..I’m bursting, not sure I can hang on until the election…
Boris bunging his bint some business.
IDS cooking up some dodgy DWP statistics.
CallMeDave about to find out exactly what the Americans really think of him.
Oh dear. Looks like this lot are as bad as the last bunch of cretins to be in Downing-in-Debt Street.
Any chance of getting rid of the EU so we can elect a decent government, instead of one governed by proxy from Brussels? Probably not.
So we can elect a decent government? Choosing from amongst who, exactly?
Starting with me
Please submit your lovely wintry pictures
lol +1
Can anyone submit wintery photographs to Guido’s internet site, dear?
I took a beautiful still of Sacha, my Siamese tom, stretched out in nine degrees of frost. Silly old me – I forgot to set the cat flap.
Hard to make corruption stick if no money changes hands! Who is to say that she was not the best person or the job or that she was directly hired at the Mayors insistence.
Sounds like a desperate labour party fishing for dirt.
If it looks like a duck; sounds like a duck; quacks like a duck……??
Its a global problem that started in America
er… dunno. Give me a clue?
Er, is North Korea still an ally of the USA, Sarah.
I bumped into Boris at a party once ………
I think you’ll find he bumped into you in the rush to get to Helen Chamberlain.
Was it’s big, blond owner far behind?
Great euphenism
Oh that’s nithe, come on Tim tell us more?
Sorry, but what is the issue with helping somebody to get a job as an unpaid volunteer. The idea is that the volunteer *gives* their own time for free.
On The Politics Show , the interviewer said to John Biggs, who has made a formal complaint about Boris, “This may be regarded as a muck raking exercise for you to pry into the Mayor’s private life.” Quite.
The lady was an unpaid volunteer, so this is all so ludicrous. How can you break regulations regarding volunteers, who surely are not governed by any? Boris is well ahead of Ken in the betting on who will win the Mayoral election, and Ken has been totally outshone by Boris, he has come up with nothing. No ideas, no inspiration, nobody is bothering to listen to what he has to say….
So his supporters are descending to the lowest form of attack, smearing his opponent, it is so pathetic i don’t know why you even bothered to write the article.
Favouritism doesn’t HAVE to involve money, does it?
And as Guido said, Boris himself made cronysim an issue…..
I wouldn’t trust Bungling Boris to run a 100 metre dash, let alone run London.
Nor would I trust Red Ken. Bloody spendaholic.
The rules for politicians are NEVER NEVER applied. Other politicians will find Boris not guilty so that they can get favours in the future.
So boyfriend donates 80k to get his Girlfreind an upaid job ???? Not watergate is it ?
Speak to liebor, they seem to find it a problem.
OH Is a legend , I do visit his site .
I, too, enjoy Old Holborn. I even wasted my vote on him in the General Election but it was worth it, dear.
He was the scariest candidate apart from the other six.
Why did he arrive in a coffin and when it was time to appear he rose from the coffin with a toilet seat around his neck.
Is that Bozza’s ‘cum face’.
unpaid job=big society
PM cameron will be delighted
Leave Boris alone. He’s like a breath of fresh air compared to Red Ken [he of the irritating nasal whine].
That proz should have her ovaries cut out after having sex with the dirty Nazi retarded pig, Boris Hunt-brain. Helen Macintyre is a filthy dirty evil animal from the sewer. Olympic fund-raiser = dirty filthy evil slag having sex with blacks.
You seem to be able to work in the same theme to any incident, involving any person in the public eye. Tell me, were you beaten by your mother?
Hello mum.
I don’t think he was beaten by his mother. But he may have had a beautiful black woman laugh at the ludicrously small size of his cock when he was younger?
He is a funny one though
But on a more serious note – it is extremely hard to visualise Boris humping anyone. the mind boggles !!
Well, dear. Underneath the dishevelled appearance lies a charming, intelligent fornicater.
I bumped into him in the fruit and vegetable aisle in Morrisons and, twenty minutes later, he had opened me up to my potential.
The last man to do that was my Reg, in 1956.
You said “vegetable”, you old bag. Tee hee.
Useful hint #7: Try “young plant, dependent on nitrogen, phosphorous and potassium to reach it’s edible fulsomeness.”
Phosphorus, you iggerant git.
So, how’s Bill Wiggin getting on then …. ?
Don’t know, old Fawksey has become rather quiet on the Wiggy front.
If Boris didn’t exist it would be necessary to invent him.
At least it was consensual. Unlike Ivan and Handycock.
I’m terrible.
O/T , is Dave going to misss PMQS aagain ?
A charming nick name – ‘mini cheddars’.
So, she either had small titties or a smelly poonaany.
I think it’s a nipple reference, isn’t it?
Only a really sad, desperate girl would sink this low. She suffers from low self esteem. Boris is going to fall on his backside. He is on the way out. Good riddance to them both!
Are you my daddy?
Where’s my dada?
I need my daddy.
I wanna proper dad
I want my dad NOW
Daddy – why is it that all I see of you is your bottom going up and down?
…and then the smell of come.
Errr, chaps. Crickey! You will all be catered for.
Has anyone seen my puncture repair outfit?
What does mini cheddars mean in such a reference?
Small boobs or massive red nipples on her boobs?
Or something which when you try once you can’t stop coming back for more.
fanny batter with a rind like eczema, and a whiff of finest stilton
Tradition.
It’s a lovely, reassuring thing in this topsy turvy unpredictable world we live in. With tradition, you look to the past to find comfort, safe in the knowledge certain events can be relied on.
Take the outgoing of a traditionally incompetent liebour government for example. History shows us, as sure as Christmas, turkey and the Easter Bunny, it will be replaced with traditional tory sleaze and riots on the streets before you can say boo to a goose.
Plus ça change…
Sadly,this is why Boris will never get to the top of the greasy pole.For all his charm,charisma,intelligence and wit,his first loyalty is to his knob…..
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/11/29/i-was-made-for-loving-you-baby-by-kiss/
Get your minds onto something sensible and listen to this Kiss video! It’s wild!
The above is just a joke. May i say something sensible? Ken Livingstone is getting absolutely nowhere in his Mayoral bid, whereas Boris has had loads of brilliant ideas recently, and a lot of success. He is much more popular than when he was voted in.
The only way Ken feels he can make some progress is to attack Boris’s private life, or to get his little lap dogs to do it for him. Don’t let him win by speculating about Boris’s private life, he is entitled to have one in peace, and why should you chaps fulfill Ken’s lousy agenda for him? Don’t, see this for what this is, a huge smear, which is most unfair.
The man is a prat, he deserves what’s coming !
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/the-back-stabbers-negative-campaigning-in-the-mayoral-race/
Negative campaigning from desperate left, as Boris forges ahead in polls.
Yes, of course, the evening standard are kens little lap dogs.
Eh?
Out of interest, have you ever read the standard, or visited London or come anywhere near doing so?
Doesn’t sound like it.
Btw calling reducing housing benefits “kosovan style cleansing” and encouraging further immigration to London do not constitute great ideas.
Stop making excuses for that albino performing monkey just because he’s a Tory and start thinking for yourself.