Guido hears that the cancellation of Dave’s Thai Christmas holiday didn’t go down too well with Sam, who let it be known in no uncertain terms what she thought about Coulson’s decision.
A luxury sunshine holiday for Dave with his old Etonian mates in country where they shoot rioting students during a cold austerity Christmas back home? You can see Coulson’s logic…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Coulson’s a gonner if he has upset Dave’s missus
The might of the Labour Party spin machine couldn’t touch a hair on Coulson’s head. But “SamCam” is a lady not to be trifled with…
Coulson will be picking litter from a provincial school yard in the New Year.
Mark my words.
She shouldn’t have let him become party leader if she doesn’t like this kind of shit.
Didn’t she know?
( I must admit I watched about 10 minutes of “idiots in australia” last night and it was suggested that “Dr. Poo Lady” hadn’t seen the show and didn’t know that she’d be covered in bugs.)
She’s lying. Though I think her business will go bankrupt soon. If her dietary methods leave you looking like that, why the fuck would anyone want to try it? It looks like she’s been dug up to take part in that show.
Apparently she is the same age as Nigella Lawson. I know who’s diet I would rather try.
Fck Sam and her sunny holiday. I hops it pisses down wherever she is, the kids have the shits and are crying all day and Wavy Dave is called away on a European emergency leaving her at her wits end. Perhaps on his return she will then give Wavy a bit of ear ache that he thoroughly deserves for being a European ass wipe.
Quite right.
Incidentally, she’s had to drop claiming to be ‘Doctor Gillian’. Her degrees are in Linguisitics and International Relations, so where does her medical ‘expertise’ come from?
her “Dr” title is a PhD. Which for advertising bodies in the UK is already something they don’t like people using where they’re mistaken for an MD.
However, it was a correspondance PhD from a fairly unkown american institution, and its not possible to look at her thesis, as it might be for most other doctorates.
How much is Coulson paying you for this mindless gushing praise?
WAKEY FUCKING WAKEY! The election campaign was a fucking shambles and now Labour are beating the Tories in most polling with a new gaffe erupting from a Conservative or CCHQ every other day.
He’s shit at P.R. but he has Murdoch and his flunkies on speed-dial and he leaks the occasional scrap of info to tory blogs.
Arrogant Wavy Dave is such a disappointment to us conservative supporters, he is only admired by worthless Lib Dems. Lib Dems got less of the vote than they expected but he is implementing what they want which is contrary to the public wishes. Fck the coalition agreement. If this is how he barters then it is not surprising why he is so weak in internatonal negotiations. He needs to wake up to Tory values on EU, immigration, clean up politics, welfare reform and all the other things we had so much hoped for. He is starting to make Gordon look intelligent and honest.
True. Dave is obviously a wimp with his namby pamby big happy society guff but Mrs Dave is made of much firmer stuff.
Dave turned into Blair, Sam Cam to Cherie.
At least she owns her own shop in which to run around, grabbing stuff.
“Sam Cam” – oh do fuck off.
Anyone who really thinks she has any political power or real influence over cast iron Dave is just plain stupid.
I do not know about the metropolis, but us rural Conservatives could not think any worse of the Tory leadership now – this flim flam is just that, deflection away from the fact that Team Dave are failing badly & seem to have an endless capacity to disappoint Conservative voters.
+1
+ another 1
and yet another +1
Yep,
+ 5 I’d say.
So we are to have dark mornings to suit ‘Berlin’ Time thanks to spurious arguments put about by closet EUluvvies. Or is this also part of the coalition agreement? – which nobody voted for.
Why do you say fuck all the time? If you aren’t getting enough try the pubs and clubs.
Fuck off Jimmy
That’s fucking telling the fucker. Yeah, Fuck off Jimmy!
Sophie try to become a lady. You are behaving like a slag.
Fuck off anonymong.
For a holiday, it is pathetic. Could be for school or hospital for her kids.
Her son might had a better time in a private hospital, than being a stunt for the PR man
His bald spot has her thumbprints all over it.
Coulson is an obnoxious turd
but he is right on this one
you can’t go accepting free jollies of a tyrant
i bet the British taxpayer would still have picked up the tab for the flights though !
Bring in Bell Pottinger Public Affairs, fire Coulson and Co.
I don’t think so. Lord Ding-a-ling would most likely make an even bigger mess of this. Of course, the knack of good PR (or “organised lying” as the saintly Muggeridge had it) is to head off these things before they happen; usually by considering how they would look to the general public, and before they hit the front page, or any page, come to that.
Damage limitation is probably best left to the Max Cliffords of the business.
Can’t Dave make his own mind up?
I do not allow that.
Simple problem that’s easily solved – sack the pair of ‘em. Pointless wankers!
I’m available.
I will return
No you won’t. Get lost. Like you did here:
Surely simple common sense dictates, a Thai-break is a gift to the Lords Young & Flight’s logical-thinking haters ? They are both infinitely more in tune with us politically incorrect believers than the shower who sit on their hands and brains in HoC! Is Cam petrified of men who contribute to public discourse, based on having been ACHIEVERS, in life before their occupation as political sewage farmers ?
I’d not call Flight’s thoughts logical.
He seems to think that the state handing out £13.40 a week will make wealthy people change one of the fundamental questions in one’s life, and have more kids.
Single mother – two young children – earning £45,000 – won’t get child benefit – wealthy?
Ex-wife of premiership footballer – young child – £2 million a year maintenance – can claim child benefit as income is non-taxable – makes sense?
Err right. so you want single mothers to “breed”.
Quite rightly you point out anomalies in a hastily spewed out policy, but £45k is pretty well off for 98% of the country.
Not after tax it’s not!
.
Employers NI (no opt out)
Employees NI (no opt out)
Plus petrol tax
Parking outside your own home tax
VAT soon to go up tax
.
The margins of this page do not allow me to give the full proof here . . .
They definately need the state to give them another £13.40 so that the state can convince them to have another kid.
Income £45,000, expenditure £39,999.95, result happiness. Income £45,000, expenditure £45,000.05, result misery.
Well said that man.
Applies to everyone, including governments and companies.
And banks
£13.40 per week is not the great incentive to breed that Osborne & Co would have us believe whether rich or poor.
Yes and no…
Your Radio interviews shows you really are a vacuous socialist.
Just platitudes – no answers
Agreed – he was truly appalling on Toady. One simply knew it would be utter pants when he began his waffle with the ritual ‘It’s the right thing to do’ claptrap followed by umpteen “look’ and ‘let me make this point clear’ etc etc…….pure pants of the highest order. Delightful listening for anyone other than an opposition MP or party supporter. Enjoy your walk in the wilderness Ed. Rarely have I heard someone who has such a unique ability to fail to connect with anyone in the country. Wonderful!
Pass me another blank sheet of paper, Ed.
Look, let me make thith point clear, nothing I thay ith pantths.
Humphries was whipping himself into a frenzy as he wipped Wed Ed a new arsehole.
Strange to hear Humphries accuse him of wanting to follow opinion rather than lead.
I thought the purpose of having 5 months to elect a leader was to allow the candidates to set out what they believed in and to pitch their policies.
It appears he will now pop down to the supermarket to canvass opinion from some Chavs and then take it from there
Getting a policy statement out of him is the political equivalent of pinning the tale on a donkey. Keep staring at your navel Ed – plenty of fluff in there……
If one marries a milkman, one should not complain if he gets up early every day.
Although Mrs. Beckham did apparently complain about having to live near manchester.
One can see her point…
Well, yes – but never confuse style and money…
Edward Milliband spews:
“Thirteen years in government led to many lasting achievements, but also to a party remote from many people’s hopes and aspirations”.
My hopes are that you, and all your thieving, lying, war mongering, financially incompetent colleagues are shunted on to a 737 and crashed into the Marianas Trench.
Only then can this country have any real aspirations.
A party which sold gold at the bottom of the market – costing billions. A party which wrecked pension schemes. A party which spent millions on education and yet literacy rates plumeted. A party which saw social mobility stagnate. A party which presided over the biggest boom and bust in history. A party which put idiology first and the country last…. yep… the list goes on Millitwat.
“…literacy rates plumeted.” Quite so.
A party which took part in vicious war crimes, launched an unlawful invasion of a none-threatening sovereign state and left us with a deficit the size of a Black Wednesday every week is not fit to return to power EVER!
I don’t want them, either.
I should think not.
I wish you had kept your maiden name Mariana, looks a bit crude when I saw your name in writing
I think is scans a bit better than Challenger-Deep.
…shurrely crashes into the sea and sinks into the Marinas Trench…
Of course he shouldn’t go, there is not one socialist who visits that country, or China or any other despotic country. Oh no, they would never go there not them, they are not hypocrits. Do you know they never even went to the US when Bush was in power becouse he tortured good folk and if they went there it would be like they supported right wing na’ zies.
Still can’t he just go somewhere else? or has he bought the tickets now?
A nice cosy B&B in weston supermare would make for a patriotic britain is best xmas break. Am sure Sam would reliosh morning chats with some old turkey necked landlady over the breakfast table, while Dave contemplates a day of bracing strolls down the prom, and a fish and chip luncheon for wifey and kids.
supermare ?…one horse town ?
Not if you are the street sweeper, judging by the amount of horse shit.
Very good. Dave the Cameraman can then explain to said landlady how her business is going to take off in leaps in bounds in the coming years, as the Condem coalition implements the malicious UNO agenda of taxing the middle class out of its anti-planetary behaviour and its over-weening sense of entitlement to foreign holidays several times a year by making flying too expensive for anyone but the nomeklatura. Such good news for her should even make the local rag.
On the plus side’ they’ll be able to take their weekend breaks in Brum: soon to be only 49 short minutes away from London.
Fortynine minutes to reach a different astral plane, then.
Ed Mill (Wallace) tied in knots by Mr Humphries over issue of the squeezed middle on the Today prog just now. One word summarises the wisdom of Ed – vacuous!
Thai’d in knots to keep the theme
Yes, wasn’t it great? Humpy had him bouncing off the walls and ceiling and he came across as a vacuous prat. Even the NUS would have felt disappointed in a leader who performed that badly.
Why didn’t the Camerons just say “Phuket we’ll go somewhere else ”
or was he going to use the opportunity to attack Thailand
on their human rights record
as he did so vigorously in China ?
or maybe he wanted a few tips on how to deal with unruly students !
Kelty?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
B&Q lights on a council house.
wow.
http://tinyurl.com/much-better-than-phuket
There’s probably more happening on Mars.
CockLaw street?
At least we now know what attracted Gordon to Kelty
They’e got a John Smith Place and a Blair Street already: he must have been figuring out just which feature they should rename in his honour.
Perhaps the honour should go to Baxters Restaurant, of which one disgusted client writes: “Some megalomaniac must be in charge because every surface, sign and menu item has [stops abruptly]“
I have booked my darling wife and my two children into the Cafe 2000 for our Christmas lunch.
We will have a window seat so that I can wave to the fine upstanding Labour voters as we eat our turkey twizzlers and drink our fizzy orange.
After lunch we will go for a promenade in Burntisland.
Festive greetings to you and your loved ones.
Go and boil your head, you mong.
tut tut. “deep fry” of course.
Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused. “The doctor replies, “I”m not surprised…you”re a c’unt.”
Flubber Prescot goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m anorexic”.
“WTF?” says the doc.
“Well, everytime I look in the mirror, I see a fat koont”.
‘Arsehole’ perhaps more appropriate?
You turn me on Sarah.
I am sure Somalia has just held a benefit gig for the poor of Kelty.
I presume by #onlyamonthtogoyikes she means she has realised that her contract is coming to an end and she will have to move to her “friends” house permanantly.
She had better get on with packing
I think Gordon was actually one of the lights:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01391/lightbulb-brown_we_1391170f.jpg
Didn’t Cameron learn anything from his austerity Cornwall trip?
Obviously not, fucking idiot.
Guido
It was not Coulson’s decision..
It was Gabby Bertin’s !! (she is far more sensible)
Call me Dave Please dont ever lecture anybody on common sense
as you dont seem to have any
Agree. How on earth can he have been so stupid as to need to have this explained to him. Labour won’t really have to be much good to recover; sometimes the Conservatives sound like braying idiots from 1910 maundering on about how thrilled the wisteria gardeners are to receive a silver sixpence in their suet pudding at Christmastide, Sirrah.
Thenk you, Tweeny, thet will be all. Tell Nennegh to make sure she doesn’t show up in the press photos so it looks like I’m doing my own child keh and send my portrait peinter in. And Tweeny, we walk backwards out of our presence. Do try to rimember we are your betters, you sillegh gel. You are verregh lucky to hev a master; there are plenty that won’t in Jenu’ry.
FFS why all the obsession with going away on holiday at Christmas time?
Dave and his family should stay at home putting logs on the fire, go for a boxing day walk in the country and fall asleep during the queen’s speech.
Just what is so good of baking hot, humid, fly blown, mad mange dog ridden ?Thailand
Not to mention having to share the plane and pool with yelling and shrieking chav extended families blowing their child allowances.
Just what is so good?”
All the young people.
…and the soup of course.
Cream of Sum Yung Giy?
“putting logs on the fire”
You’ll be hearing from Murk Oatn shortly if you persist in spraying words like that about.
The wife was protesting so much last night I had to use ‘kettling’ tactics on her.
Locked her in the kitchen until she’d made 2000 cups of tea
Would she win a “best of breed” though Howie?
If SamCam is pissed off at “Call me Dave” for not taking her to Thialand
Maybe she will “Bankok “over christmas
…but forgive him later and then Bang-kok.
Bangkok is always good for after lunch charades on 25/11, especially if Aunty Ethel and Uncle reg come for the day.
oops… 25/12
Sounds like they’re coming early again.
Doesn’t Gloria DP wave her arms a lot?
An “exotic” overseas christmas whilst the UK basks in cold weather and an austerity Xmas and New Year for “Dave” was NEVER gonna happen.It would be an absolute gift for the left wing media and the Beeboids.Who can forget “Sunny Jim” returning from the Caribbean in the midst of the “Winter of Discontent” and the way “The Sun” spun his words and headlined “Crisis ? What Crisis?(which he never actually said) into the defining moment of him losing the support of the electorate and subsequently 1979 election. Sam had better get used to this.No PM could afford to be seen enjoying themselves at the present time…so its a cold,snowy Xmas for the Cameron’s in the Cotswolds and Christmas Morning Service at St Mary’s methinks
Other senior coalition members would do well to note this too. No more foreign cruises for Osbourne this year with his mates either
agree bad for PR but thats about all it is.
Politics in the “Modern” Conservative Party of Cameron IS all PR though.
You only have to see “Dave’s” response to Flight and Young’s comments even though they basically are speaking the truth. Cameron is a millionaire and can afford to go where he likes for Xmas and nobody should give a hoot but the BBC is just slavering at the thought of the pictures of the Camerons in the Sun on Xmas day which they will broadcast to a cold and miserable British public whilst highlighting the “savage” Tory cuts coming in the New Year.Cameron is a hostage to fortune and can’t afford to actually to stray from the mantra “We’re all in this together” especially if he’s sitting on a nice warm sunny beach at the time whilst the rest of us are shivering in the cold and you can bet the BBC will pick a particularly impoverished family to film in a run down Labour area to highlight how the “cuts” have affected them whilst at the same time showing Miliband having a stay at home “family” Xmas compared to Dave’s exotic one
If he can’t go to Thailand, how about Taiwan then?
North Korea is looking good to me…..I just love all that marching and the kids ‘ll really enjoy it too. After all we have to support our allies in these difficult times. Where is Korea ?
strange choice of Christmas holiday but so what…if they’ve decided to change what they do…again so what. I haven’t noticed the coalition telling the public where they should or shouldn’t go for holidays unless of course there are serious security issues.
Sorry Nick but you have really upset the students with all your false promises
So i have a new friend called Nick
Sam say’s i can’t play with you anymore !
So there !
http://www.youtube.com/user/onwebcameron#p/a/u/1/aURRcdQCihI
In mitigation(?) of Nick and the LibDems…they were just following their normal procedures in elections and never actually thought they would be in government afterwards. Their strategists therefore felt they could continue to make any promises they liked to the electorate to win votes in the sure knowledge that they would never have to implement them and they could snipe at the Tory government from the safety of the opposition benches.
Poetic justice really and a position from which I hope the LibDems never recover from.Certainly in subsequent elections nobody will believe a word of what they say or promise even if they sign the next pledge in blood
When’s this wiki leaks thingy coming out?
I’m looking forward to reading exactly what the yankers thought of Gordon
It may take a while, there’s five million documents apparently.
Which backs up my belief that wikileaks is actually an intelligence front which is being used to disseminate propaganda.
If, otoh, we were to shoot a few demonstrating students then parity would be reached, and the holiday trip could proceed as planned?
Good idea.
Hmmm……that’s a thought. Any of these students carrying table legs, by any chance?
What a spoilt brat this rich kid toff’s daughter is!
I’ve never liked Harman either
Nice link on the left Guido: http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2010/11/labour-mep-says-now-is-the-time-for-britain-to-join-the-euro.html
“I have always been in favour of joining the single currency and, I must say, am once again beginning to feel vindicated that my point of view is the best one for our country.”
To think we let these idiots ru(i)n the country for 15 years.
What do you expect from these madmen, like somebody in 1913 saying I will always regret not having booked a berth on the Titanic’s maiden voyage.
To think that Cameron STILL gets side kick George to sign a cheque for £50 million/day to the EU fascists.
Wanker!
+1
From http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=12
The number of people in employment aged 16 and over increased by 167,000 on the quarter to reach 29.19 million. Employment is up 286,000 on the year but is 210,000 lower than two years previously.
29.19 million funding ~ £50m/day
A taxpayer contributes at the very minimum:
£1.71 per day
£624.15 per year
What the hell for?
Don’t forget the bailouts, pledged and upcoming for Portugal and maybe Spain too.
We’re all most definitely not in this together.
All you Maggie T masturbaters out there must be weeping into your Cornflakes, or latte, that your poster boy CallMeDave seems hell bent on carrying on from his predecessor.
No! No! No!
Dave can call me if he likes to ask about my happiness or otherwise. His minders will put the phone down for him when he hears what I have to say.
Expensive and unnecessary window dressing. Is his middle name Gordon?
“CallMeDave seems hell bent on carrying on from his predecessor”
Precisely why I didn’t vote for the tosser.
CMD = heir to Blair.
The only ones “in this all together” are CMD and his troughing mates grabbing all they can while they can.
Bastards the lot of ‘em.
+1
Can’t wait to see the final plans for Emperor Rumpo’s palace as well.
Blimey, someone with even less of a clue financially than Postman Prat. She must be there to make him look good.
A big fat thumbs up to Honeyball then.
I wonder if she does chocolate syrup balls with cream too?
Cameron and his missus are very odd looking, don’t you think? Of course, Steve Bell has captured his johnny-head very well. The wife’s mouth looks like a Venus flytrap – not as bad as Cheapo Cherie, but almost as bad.
She can trap my… no better not.
A nervous white man is waiting outside the room where his wife is delivering their babies when suddenly the doctor bursts out and says “congrtulations your wife has just had triplets! 2 big bouncing boys and a beautiful little girl!”
The man says “Thanks, i’m not suprised though, i do have a cock like a chimney…”
The Doctor says “well, you need to get it cleaned, because all the babies are black”
Ah,
From the Bernard Manning school of comedians…
As banned by the Nanny State
But at least you did not mention anything about being vertically challenged.
That would have been Dopey
ah..but wifey could be black..
More impartial T V from the other side ITV
what can you expect from a scouse tranny ?
Baroness Brazen claimed £40.000 AFTER her financial denouement
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333153/Labours-Baroness-Uddin-booted-Lords-claimed-40-000-AFTER-expenses-fiddle-came-light.htm
Put her in irons and drag her into court like they did in London1818. http://newsagentprovocateur.blogspot.com/2010/11/execution-part-1-general-evening-post.html
BBC reporting that Spain is now in the deep economic doo doos and Portugal and Belgium.
Someone please take the cheque book and pen away from Osborne.
Gordon lost power of attorney just before they started to bounce.
Cameron and Osborne are in charge now. They have the power to do exactly what they want.
If they want to say No! to the EU they bloody well can.
They will not.
They are bastards.
Are we still sovereign or not Dave? What’s the sodding problem?
We are not sovereign any more that is the problem, ask the Irish.
Anyone told the Queen yet or is she in on the game?
Just another token.
I signed the Lisbon Treaty. We’re just a ‘zone’ within the EUSSR now.
I’m happy with the status quo! It takes the heat off George and me for a while!
Lawks, perish the day we’ll have to stick up for the people of Britain!
Say NO to anything common market?
Are you on drugs?
Referendum, Cast Iron YES
(maybe its me that’s on drugs – more tea, more tea, mo . . .
Let ME at the problem !! I’ve already saved the World once.
The clip been posted on this site often enough of Gordon signing the treaty, he didn’t even have the bottle to line up with the rest of them, but sneaked in afterwards with his pen as if nobody would notice, just like a thief in the night.
Oh well she will have to put up with butlins !
A bit of a biting wind coming off the North Sea at “Skeggie” in December though, Billy Better pack the “thermals”
Might help him learn how to deal with student rioters though
Anyway i see Dave bottled it yet again with Howard Flight ,
Politicons cant speak the truth !!!! Shocker !!!!!
Modded ????????????
Cameron should take his wife and family to Australia. it will be their summer and there are so many glorious beaches to lie about on. He could also take in the Melbourne Boxing Day Test and support the England team!!
Now that would be supported by so many people and go down well with the Australian people.
Time to share time with our commonwealth friends.
Time share holidays are so passé.
If Flight was wrong, them Miliband is a spineless fuck.
BBC news last night 10 mins in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00w7fb3/BBC_News_at_Ten_25_11_2010/
He didnt disagree with this lady saying that dole scroungers with lots of kids have it easier than she does.
Speaking of prams and toy throwing Stephen Fry (Labour luvvie) features on todays slashdot where he is getting a well deserved kicking for being an obnoxious Apple shill but it is not a Guido contributors ass kicking that the Bolshevik Broadcasting Commune charlatan richly deserves.
Don’t worry, I have given her my personal guarantee that we are going next year