Total Politics are running a competition to name a hotel suite, with a political twist. Guido is presuming it’s a double bed so that rules out the Christopher Myers Suite. As it is a hotel that lets gay people stay the Grayling Suite is out too. Not sure who would want to stay in the Handy-cock Suite?  The Laws Lundie Suite has a certain ring to it. The Tracy Temple works well, though the Strathclyde Suite is a little too Holiday Inn for the Corinthia Hotel.

Enter here, though Guido has a feeling the answers below will be funnier…