Comedian Ed Byrne of Mock the Week fame is one of those of those extremely punchable lefties, he is also a bit of a fibber. Last night he denied ever promoting tuition fees:
They even press released it. You can’t hide those lyin’ eyes…
UPDATE: “Mr” Ed Byrne tweets: “I hold my hands up. Completely forgot about it. Apologies to David Willets”
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
To be sure, to be sure.
breaking news:
Useless, gobshite, bollocks, venal fake paddy exposes useless, gobshite…
Will you offer a reward for grassing the puncher to the police? Or does your brave stance against violent conduct only count when CCHQ is in danger from twat students?
Bit of a difference between describing someone as punchable and actually committing a violent act – most normal people can see that, but I guess it’s unsurprising that a cretin like you would be incapable of differentiating between the two.
That CCHQ looks smashable.
Nothing violent about that.
I rest my case – scumbag toerags who are basically throwing their toys out of the pram now due to the fact that the Tory party are now in government.
Where were all you fuckwits when Labour introduced fees in the first place?
What a fucking bunch of Hunts you must be – classic double standards. It’s no about tuition fees, it’s about the fact it’s the Tories who are currently in power.
I rest my case – scumbag
Don’t waste your time arguing wiv TaT, he’s made his little mind up already and knows everything.
fuck off tat
That CCHQ looks smashing!
BUSTED!
Like the difference between attempted murder and violent disconduct?DUUUUUUUURRRRRRR!!!! That sailed clean over your head didn’t it retard.
Let me put it in language that you can maybe understand.
Scenario 1: A group of people trash an office building, and one of them drops a fire extinguisher from the roof, which very nearly hits people.
Scenario 2: A blogger makes the comment that someone who he disagrees with on many things is “extremely punchable”
Get it now? The difference between actions and words?
So funny that you call ME a retard and can’t tell the difference between saying something and doing something – what an ignoramus you must be.
Any person with even the tiniest bit of brainpower knows that if they drop a heavy metal object from the roof of a multi story building, knowing full well that there’s a large group of people on the street below, there’s a pretty good chance that someone could get killed. It was pure luck no one did.
Maybe when you’re a bit older and actually have the right to claim you are responsible for yourself rather than living off mummy and daddy you might have a bit more of a clue about the real world.
Unlikely though, as you’re clearly a clueless little kid who thinks they know it all.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
too bad son
you still don’t get it do you?
Don’t quote back what Guido said about how violence was wrong or he might start to blub.
“…dіѕсоnduсt?”
DІЅсоnduсt?
“…retard.”
Disconduct…!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Prick!
The anal spelling nazis are onto you chum and they will punch you if their mummy lets them out.
If you punctured Ed Byrne he would go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh and you would be left with a small piece of floppy plastic.
Because throwing a heavy object from on high on to people down below shows intent to kill. The copper who whacked Tomlinson may have over exerted himself, but he did not intend to kill the guy. You see the difference? Murder is differentiated from manslaughter by intent.
He should be done for attempted murder
the yob who attempted to murder those below Millbank?
Nope, he is the object of an attempted-murdering student wanker hunt.
ALL WRONG
“Тhе аnаl ѕреllіng nаzіѕ аrе оntо yоu сhum аnd thеy wіll рunсh yоu іf thеіr mummy lеtѕ thеm оut.”
І hаvе nо іѕѕuе wіth bаѕіс ѕреllіng еrrоrѕ ― thеіr рrоlіfеrаtіоn іѕ аn іnеvіtаblе соnѕеquеnсе оf Lаbоur’ѕ dеlіbеrаtе сrеаtіоn оf а dumbеd-dоwn, “Еnglіѕh аѕ аn Аddіtіоnаl Lаnguаgе” сulturаl аnd еduсаtіоnаl bаѕkеt-саѕе, fоr whісh yоu hаvе my ѕymраthy.
І сеrtаіnly wоuld nоt wаnt tо “рunсh” yоu fоr іt ― а fеw hоurѕ оf kеttlіng wоuld bе аdеquаtе fоr а fіrѕt оffеnсе…
І dо, hоwеvеr, wіѕh yоu wоuld fuсk оff wіth yоur сhіldіѕh соurt-rооm-drаmа ѕhіtе, whісh, еѕресіаlly ѕіnсе іt’ѕ bаѕеd оn “сrіmеy-ѕоundіng” nеоlоgіѕmѕ, mаkеѕ yоu lооk lіkе а bіt оf а knоb.
Wish all you want twat. I couldn’t give a flying fuck if you wish for a pony you pompous little anal wanker.
Don’t cry, sweetheart…..LOL!
yap louder little toryboy poodle.
YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
your master might give you a little doggy treat… ROFL!
Fings are getting feisty down in ol’ Guildford, aarrghh!
Have you just gobbled a tramp for small change in Guildford and caused a rumpus in the park tat ?
@ѕроt thе dоg
Gо bасk tо yоur Іrоnѕіdе іmреrѕоnаtіоn ― іt wаѕ funnіеr.
anal twats are known for their sense of humour
tat works in a well known High Street chemist
tat grows weed at home (something plod will be interested in)
More details to follow
tats a twatty kid who hasn’t done a days work in his life
Yоu’rе dеvоіd оf а ѕеnѕе оf humоur? Nоt vеry gооd аt thіѕ, аrе yоu? #fаіl
“no you are!”
That really the best you’ve got? LMFAO! What a fucking retard.
Yоu rеаlly оught tо mаkе yоur mіnd uр…
Еіthеr yоu’rе аn “аnаl twаt [ѕіс]“* оr yоu hаvе nо ѕеnѕе оf humоur.
Rеgаrdlеѕѕ, yоu’rе mоѕt сеrtаіnly rаthеr dіm.
Оf соurѕе, nо-оnе ѕhоuld hоld thаt аgаіnѕt yоu, but І dо hоре yоu hаvеn’t bееn wаѕtіng yоur tіmе gеttіng аll uрѕеt аbоut tuіtіоn fееѕ ― juѕt *іn саѕе* yоu’rе nоt unіvеrѕіty mаtеrіаl…
*Іntеntіоnаl оxymоrоn? І thіnk nоt.
Could you sound any more of a pompous anal toryboy twat? I think not!! LOL!
I’d bet Ed supports multi-cult
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8157739/Asian-gang-prowled-streets-searching-for-rape-victims.html
Its all a part of the Jihad against us – s atrategy of war fare practiced by these monsters for 1400 years.
Why the liberal elite wont protect us is beyond me – a reckoning will come when we no longer accept the lies & authority of those in power who have inflicted these 7th century intellectuals upon us.
“We’re going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it’s jolly expensive.
“But for those on benefits, there is every incentive. Well, that’s not very sensible.”
Now what could Dave possibly find wrong with that statement, it’s the truth innit?
Sack him !! Sack him !! Attack !! Attack !!
you sound worried little tory poodle. all that yapping
Dave is not middle class. He is from a class that enjoy fruits from other peoples hard work.
It is the right thing to do
The political/Rent Seeking Classes.
One Party Rent-Seeks via property, the other directly via wage extortion.
He is from a class that used to go around the world stealing and enslaving people.
His lady boy friend is from people who brought potato famine in Ireland. His for fathers used to Droit de seigneur.
The cuddly Labour party was founded by fabians who wanted to kill off cripples ‘humanely’ with Zyklon B.
You mean Dave is a socialist?
I can’t understand why Dave is paying the chavs to breed, they will still never vote for him.
Dave appointed 26 new working Tory Peers. That Dave rated Flight at least the 26th ablest out of a Nation of over 60 million must mean that Dave rates him extraordinary well.
So, is it Howard’s End?
course he’s a liar he’s irish
Never realised Clagg was Irish, thought only Osborne was.
Quite telling how celebs and the like seem to go very quiet or in this case selectively forget the contrary bits to suit the new moment they inhabit… Izzard…bono… gallaghers etc etc etc all atypical.
It seems they suddenly decide when the media notices them that they can use that platform to espouse their social conscience but somehow don’t manage to keep it up for long before resorting to butterflying from issue to issue adding their meaningless soundbites to each.
Cut him some slack, to get work with the BBC it helps if you are a “leftie”. Look at the most frequently employed “entertainers”. A quip about readers of the mail is almost a contractual obligation.
Isn’t it ironic?
When the coalition collapses, as it inevitably will, Clegg will lose his FibbDem leadership over his tuition fee betrayal. He won’t have anyone to hide behind once his role as tory doormat has worn out.
It’s that simple. It’s that serious.
If Clegg loses his seat he’s guaranteed a peerage even when he was just leader of the LibDems but as Deputy PM it’s certain….. so do you think Clegg will care ? He can then bugger off as our EU Commissioner or High Representative to somewhere or other or Ambassador to Spain for a few years and return as a “elder statesman of the party”
Guido……u are a real class act!
But he wan’t supporting tuition fees he was helping to promote the grants available.
Explaining the case for tuition fees:
The Campaign will feature television and radio adverts as well as web based and podcast material. All channels will point students and their parents towards an interactive DVD providing easy to access information on the Student Finance package. The DVD features four youth celebrities, including cameos from Miquita Oliver (T4), Mark Heap (Green Wing) and comedian Ed Byrne (Mock the Week), and is presented by rising star Nick Grimshaw (E4, Radio 1).
ah but tat wasn’t for the Labour Party it was for the Labour Government
You learned real good skeeter.
Are they not one and the same? If not, what difference is there between them?
The difference is he can sleep easily having taken fees to promote something he doesn’t support, providing he can at least pretend there is a difference.
Like when Labour MP’s say spending = investment. Allows them a good nights kip instead of waking up in the small hours and shrieking..
“oh my God… we’ve pissed it all away..just pissed it away on nothing,bollocks,buggery for no purpose..”
Or Carol Vorderman advising day-time TV muppets to consolidate all their loans into one easy payment. And maybe treat yourself to a new car or holiday in Mauritius with the money you ‘save’.
Ohhhh, Carol Vorderman – she’s dead clever she is, it must be okay. It must make mathematical and financial sense.
But, but, but, Carol’s ded braynee and sed I cud borrow away my det and hav a car.
so why am i stil in det?
Consolidate all your money into one easy £7 Billion Euro bailout.
Thanks George O.
Just be sure they don’t use their new houses as collateral for the loan. Most of them are only half built. They ran out of money before they could put the floors and ceilings in.
“but tat wasn’t for the Labour Party it was for the Labour Government”
David Willetts specifically said “the Labour Government”.
Perhaps you should watch more closely.
I am going to start up a gambling website, where people can join and place any bet they like, but will NOT have to pay the stake in the bet UNLESS the bet wins, and the stake will then be deducted from the winnings.
It is a guaranteed risk-free, NO loss online betting solution
Who would like to bet at my betting site?
it sounds very familiar
In the Republic of Ireland, the banks gambled and lost, which is what has directly created the intolerable banking situation in that country.
This new site guarantees no loss at all. Who’s interested?
Is it called Icesave?
I believe this chap is referring to the student loan system proposed by the government, and not the Irish banks.
Although, to be entirely accurate, the betting site would also have the right to deduct the stake, and more if my bet didn’t win, but further on down the line I went on to make lots of money doing something in no way related to my initial, poorly advised bet.
For example, if I were to bet on American Film Studies, and later in life, was to find that there was an oil well in my back garden, and paid myself £1m a year as head of my own oil refinery.
Indeed! But you are betting on your own future with a degree. It matters not if you find financial success within the area of study or not, but it does matter if you have received that education (which cost a hell of a lot) and then subsequently made a lot of money.
If a potential student is NOT prepared to invest in their own future, even the ONLY requirement to do so would be from a successful and easily affordable position of later wealth, then why the hell should the tax-payers?
Quite.
What value should society ascribe to a degree, when the graduate himself is unwillingly to pay a penny for it?
It is perhaps debateable 13eastie what the benefits of degrees are period.
Clearly if someone is headed for academia then specific subject study at degree level is appropriate but when you see the types of degrees taken related to evental career chosen evidently subject matter is often very far from useful.
In my humble experience running very large businesses over 40 years I have employed thousands of gradates… some were incredibly intelligent but completely incapable of applying themselves to even the most simple of tasks..others were the complete deal…but I would suggest regardless of their further education achievements they had what it took to be successful regardless.
In many ways someone who is well schooled in english …has a rounded general knowledge and a hunger to get on is preferable any day to a graduate…many people’s minds develop without the necessity of degree education.
NuLiebour and the truth – just worlds apart.
Might be an indication of why Ireland is having a sticky patch just now !!!!
He is a fucking wanker though.
+1
I beg to differ. A never been funny in his whole fucking life wanker who has only made some cash by sucking Dara O’Brien’s cock.
That image made me feel a little queasy.
Just another one of the fucking Lefty fucking Oirish fucking Fabian filth whose smug fucking features or fucking grating fucking accents are all over the fucking airwaves whenever you turn on the fucking Telly or the fucking radio. “… And now on Radio 2 it’s Mongoloid Mick & The Wankstains with their not-at-all-fucking-Left-wing-biased fuckwittery which we sincerely hope you’ll be fucking thick/smug enough to accept as cutting-edge satire.”
Miss! Miss! Me and Tarquin need a bigger fucking placard because we’ve just discovered the truth:
Fuck the cuts: Government spending is still going to be at the Brown splurge level.
You will pay either way: You’re just asking people with less money than you who don’t go to uni to pay part of the cost and the cost of the Country borrowing the money on your and their behalf.
Lol. If Guido’s blog was a phone in, that’s what it would sound like.
I must remember to look at the keys when typing.
Try using both hands instead of doing a Timney.
Love and peace man, Hey Jimmy! stitch this… pisshead.
Foook off yer raping Hunt..
You did well, son, very well.
Either I have met this person or someone else called Jimmy gategrashed a wake and started philosiphising about people getting on while vey p*ssed.
You forgot to mention that he’s not funny – in any way.
His hairdo raises a titter from Mrs. Confucius
but he is fat
I thought he was Kookie on 77 Sunset Strip
I stopped watching Mock The Week after Frankie Boyle left. He was the reason to watch it.
He’s that disgusting one. Loathed by everyone.
-1
No just loathed by the politically correct and people with acute sense of humour failure.
I thought he was hilarious. There was no political bias as he hated and took the piss out of everyone equally.
+1, Watched Boyle on DVD again last night – Hackney Empire, a very funny man.
+1
-1.
woh he said
The show soon grew tired. A bunch of pig ignorant comedians desperately shouting over one and other to get attention.
You’re right. Its not that funny and its rehearsed to death.
How the fuck Russell Howard got a show on the uniquely funded BBC is a complete mistery!! Another twat who has never matured from fart jokes from his meeja studdies degree.
He just gets the left-wingers pissing themselves laughing by repeating “ooh that’s racist!” about anyone who happens to not have the mental disfunction of being a left winger.
Howard’s entire ‘career’ has been sponsored with public money from the BBC. The unfunny fuckwit, is living testimony to the extravagant waste by the BBC, on PC mediocrity and hopelessly untalented individuals who, are only there because, they toe the lefty line.
Look everyone, Russell is doing one of his funny voices, which all sound the fucking same and are of no one in particular.
Fucking ROFL
Boyle is about as funny as Lenny Henry, or throat cancer.
bollox
+1
Humble pie for pud. ha ha
No doubt, it is somehow Thatcher’s fault, she tricked him into doing it, then wiped his mind of the fact.
Awesome isn’t it, how tuition fees are right on and groovy when NL were in power, but now we have riots when they are not.
Just look at those people rioting, do we really want them in University, spending our money?
I haven’t heard one viable alternative – a graduate tax is exactly the same thing, just a different name but worse.
Last night Willetts did offer one alternative – in the old days of funded Uni places only 1 in 10 went to Uni, now it is 4 in 10. So we could go back to fund 1 in 10, but guess who that would be? Educated middle classes on the whole.
The educated middle classes are still going to university. More to the point, still going to proper universities and not some re-badged adult literacy college in Dagenham.
And the educated middle classes are still monopolising all the good graduate jobs. It’s the unsophisticated working class students who’ve been awarded a sheaf of A*s merely for showing up regularly who are content to get 25K into debt for a comedy certificate from some rebadged catering college. And then whine that there are no graduate jobs for intellectuals of their calibre.
Weird though that it is only now that they’ve realised that the ‘education’ they’re getting is worth fuck all.
Let’s face it, if you thought investing 30K would result in a decent job and lifestyle then you wouldn’t bat an eyelid. Just the cost of a mid range BMW. Most people’s houses were making that kind of money every year from 1997 – 2006. Fucking peanuts in the broad scheme of things.
Unless the degrees are fucking worthless.
Which they are. Worthless. Just a scheme to hide 18 -21 year-olds from the dole queue at their own expense.
well said
Its time we went back to when we all knew our place, middle class kids at uni, working class kids learning a trade with the wife at home looking after the house and kids it worked well back in the day and people were a lot happier
In those days, a man having a trade was respected for it. Skill was hard-won, and that was generally accepted. Unfortunately, the message now sent is that unless you have a degree, you are a second-class citizen. That’s complete boloney, but none the less that’s the perception. Skill is still hard-won, but all too often it isn’t respected; a perception not helped by the lackadaisical approach to customer service of some (not all) home-produced tradesmen.
Oh don’t worry, grade inflation and everyone going to uni regardless of aptitude is eroding those perceptions.
Some skills are still appreciated.
They mostly seem to revolve around kicking a round plastic object into a net, unfortunately.
Would that our lot could even do that.
And she didn’t need a car to get the shopping, but walked round the corner to a street full of shops selling a wide range of foods (fresh fish and bread daily) and other useful stuff; there were two dairy stores in one street that I grew up near.
Folk walking the (clean) streets not only keeps down crime but makes for a better and safer neigborhood; not to mention helthier people.
Supermarkets are the scourge of society.
Yeah, but your shopping is so much cheaper and Supermarkets are much more convenient.
Which is the two things that shoppers want most.
The sad fact of the matter is, a ‘nostalgic return to a bygone age’ does not rank very highly on the list of shoppers needs or wants.
Although I would prefer it if supermarkets did not get councils to waive the planning permission regulations and business rates to get more and bigger shops. Make them compete more fairly with small independents.
Fully agree Mr Plum. I wish I could go back and serve an apprenticeship instead of having wasted my time at “college” (a former crappy polytechnic) doing an HND in a “Fucking Useless in the Real World Social Sciences” type course . It was worth fuck all when I started looking for work and ended up having to start at the bottom rung of my chosen field anyway, along with school leavers.
My brothers however, did get trades (mechanics) and make a fortune doing off-the-books homers in the evenings and weekends. Therefore have no fear of redundancy as they will always be able to earn. Not to mention not having most work around the house done by mates as a trade off for freebie car servicing etc.
On the other hand though, they know sweet fuck all about criminology or formulating social policy for one legged black lesbian immigrants.
Fully agree Mr Plum. I wish I could go back and serve an apprenticeship instead of having wasted my time at “college” (a former crappy polytechnic) doing an HND in a “Fucking Useless in the Real World Social Sciences” type course . It was worth fuck all when I started looking for work and ended up having to start at the bottom rung of my chosen field anyway, along with school leavers.
My brothers however, did get trades (mechanics) and make a fortune doing off-the-books homers in the evenings and weekends. Therefore have no fear of redundancy as they will always be able to earn. Not to mention having most work around the house done by mates as a trade off for freebie car servicing etc.
On the other hand though, they know sweet fuck all about criminology or formulating social policy for one legged black lesbian immigrants.
I should add the HND in fuckwittery route was sold to me by my school careers adviser with promises that decent universities accepted it as somewhere in between A level and a degree. Like fuck they did. Yeah it had decent UCAS points value but only if I wanted to study media or American studies in Bognor Regis Polytechnic for Mongolids and Care in the Community mentalists.
Still, helped my school’s stats on ex-pupils going on to further / higher education.
How many paraplegic ethnic dykes does it take to hold up a bank? We should be told!
Dick the Prick.
None – they get enough from lottery and local authority diversity funds.
> a graduate tax is exactly the same thing,
No it’s fucking well not.
It’s much worse.
One is the cost of doing the course, forcing the student to weigh up whether the course will benefit their pay (and thus the country)
The other is a punishment for using the skills learnt.
Where did you learn that incorrect “fact”? Was it by chance AlJaBeebya?
I haven’t heard one viable alternative – a graduate tax is exactly the same thing, just a different name but worse.
The graduate tax seems to have an element of spite about it, punishing you for being successful is this what they mean by progressive.
Why do most people seem happy to take a communist approach to education, you would not take the same approach in sport, where we reward success and skill. Giving everyone the same chances regardless of ability on a limited budget will never work.
It’s not the same. FFS are you stupid?
When you’ve paid the fees, do you stop paying the graduate tax?
It is the reverse in practise and is NOT progressive.
With the current proposed system, the graduate enters a binding agreement to repay a loan, IF they ever become rich.
Meaning that only the rich repay a fixed amount of the direct cost of the education they themselves received. The poor pay nothing. Those in-between pay a percentage of that cost.
Whereas under the graduate tax system, all graduates who earn money will have to repay, even the poor ones, for so long as they are earning money. Except the rich who can afford to move abroad and avoid repaying altogether.
SO labour want the poorest to pay, whereas the coalition want the richest to pay.
“but guess who that would be? Educated middle classes on the whole.”
Or bright kids given a chance of a better education, regardless of income, by being able to attend a Grammar School?
Hard courses for the elite making a degree worth something again.
What would happen then, (and not unfairly) is that only the brightest would succeed to go to university (as it should be).
The reason being is that the middle classes are not only wealthier, but by and large they have earned that wealth through being a bit more intelligent. That intelligence is passed on genetically and through nurture in childhood by encouragement from parents to work hard and do their best.
However, the lazy and stupid left wingers would claim that it is entirely down to financial factors and claim (wrongly) that it is only the richest who are allowed to go to university.
They cannot grasp the fact that most left wing poor people are poor because they are thick. Not because they are discriminated against by rich people.
> They cannot grasp the fact that most left wing poor people are poor because they are thick
I wouldn’t agree. I would say ignorant and have some very negative habits with regard to taking control of their lives (thanks welfare state).
I did meet some enormously thick people at uni.
Ignorant would mean an intelligent person who is unaware of something, but who is entirely capable of grasping concepts when they are explained to them.
Poor lefties, by and large, are too thick to grasp concepts when they are explained in very plain and simple terms.
Just like the left wing socialist students who are still claiming that they cannot find 9k per year, when they DO NOT NEED TO!
When I am told that I do not need to pay something, then that is a concept I grasp VERY quickly.
They cannot understand the concept of poor pay less and rich pay more and they claim to be socialists. Yet that is what they are rioting about!
That is not ignorance. That is braindead thicky stupid gittishness of the most retarded kind.
Hush!!! You are not allowed to point that out.
The left wing are thick because they have to resort to retarded stereotypes every minute of the day.
I do not use retarded stereotypes about the right wing. I admit that I do use retarded stereotypes about the left wing and I do so for two reasons.
1. They are true
2. The retarded left wingers can understand them. Just.
It’s like the land that irony forgot around here. Sooo funny!
Uncanny all right. Sold shit qualifications which only qualified them for call centres for the past decade and not a peep from the fuckers but suddenly they’re out destroying public property.
They should be delighted that they’re being given the opportunity to appraise whether the subject they’re planning to study is worth a red cent let alone 9K a year. Happy to get 20K in debt for the last 10 years to end up giving it ‘…and will your c*r be p*rk*d on the road, on the dr*veway or in a garage….’. Real fucking degree material.
Fucking idiots. Borrowing money to get a shit degree just to hide themselves from the unemployment figures at their own expense
Hahahahaha. Thick c*u*n*t*s.
But now upset because the price will go up to 30K.
Plankton. Fucking plankton.
Well said. +1.
Comedian Ed Byrne ?
At least you got the name right.
When little Ed was a wee sproh he said he wanted to be a comedian when he grew up. And they laughed at him.
Now he’s a comedian.
Well. they’re not laughing now!
Anyone notice the resemblance to the fire extinguisher tosser
That’s the thing about fire extinguisher tossers – they just keep coming.
Guido Fawkes is horrible. John and Sarah (My mummy and daddy like me to call them by their forenames) love Ed Byrne and I love him too. He’s brilliant because he has thoroughly embraced the correct comedic ideology and our revolutionary goals.
John and Sarah work for a Quango, technically it’s remit is to be one mechanism through which a pro-revolutionary cultural hegemony can be achieved. Don’t tell anybody but it actually just spends most of its time arguing for more funding. John will be annoyed at me for telling you that, but that’s OK because I’ve always been allowed to do anything I like.
Anyway, it doesn’t matter because the BBC is the main tool by which cultural hegemony can be achieved. Sarah is really excited at the moment because the various anti-government protests may well produce a crisis of authority. Sarah will be slightly annoyed at me telling you that because her favourite girlfriend is really senior in the Home Office…the REAL one…not the one where John masturbates looking at pictures of Beria on his computer.
Like being caught with yer trousers down. Loveeerly letsavmore!!!
Am I missing something?
Ed Byrne was taking part in a government video to educate students on what grants they were eligible for.
That is not the same as campaigning for tuition fees on behalf of Labour.
Bit of a stretch there Guido surely?
Yes you are. He lied.
So why didn’t he correct Willets, who obviously knew he had been in the film?
Byrne was in the film promoting tuition fees, just an inconvenient truth when playing to the student audience
Ed Byrne probably claims to be a Lib Dem.
Say one thing to students in public, another in power, and he can claim to have been against the wars all along, while secretly voting for the G’tanamo party all the time.
More to the point why didn’t Willetts just call him a lying hoon. These Tories are just spineless.
The lying huhne would have just barefaced it if pushed and made up some cock about helping people. Willetts did the right thing and left him to stew. Now Byrne can say what he wants about anything, but he will always be a liar and seen as such.
He appears to be promoting shelf stacking.
When was this made?
Looks like he’s saying you’re better off not going to university.
There are many unemployed graduates from ‘Mickey Mouse’ degree courses who undoubtedly would have been much better off never going to university.
Most Arts course graduates earn less than non-graduates.
The country would be better off closing “Arts”* departments down,and seeing a rise in income tax.
*Precious little I would describe as Art comes out of them, more a political monoculture of narcissism.
that’s the trouble with those who set themselves up as a judge of all the arts…hopeless narcissicm and a complete lack of self awareness or irony
Art is a subjective thing that is entirely in the eye of the beholder to decide upon.
This is how I can factually state, that most of the art coming out of Universities is SHITE and someone else can claim it is wonderful.
However art, whether auditory or visual, is an essential part of modern life as it is needed in marketing, advertising and entertainment amongst other things.
I don’t set myself up to judge the Arts, I let the combined decision of the people of this country do that, in what is called the market.
The market gave it’s verdict. It’s Failed art.
I know everything about art. But I have no fucking idea what I like.
Allow me to help you out.
Good.
http://www.nga.gov/exhibitions/2007/turner/index.shtm
Shite.
http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/artpages/tracey_emin_my_bed.htm
Leftie luvvie in lie shocker !!!
If he was honest and admitted conservative tendencies, his street cred (such as it is) would evaporate overnight. No more gigs.
Even fucking Bono is more sincere than this bloke.
I am Mr Jobby
I like to do a ploppy
And when I do a fart
My knickers get all sloppy
Another twat who has never matured from fart jokes from his meeja studdies degree.
It made me laugh
So that’s Red Ed!
Doh it’s dot. I am.
My baps are huge and that’s no lie! Fancy a suck on them?
You gotta be kiddin’ !!!
Go on then
If you can find your nipples, I’ll give it a go.
Whilst he was at Strathclyde, Ed Byrne was close (in terms of sharing a girlfriend with / stealing a girlfriend from) NUS national President Dougie Trainer. Presumably he would also have know fellow Strathclyde student Jim Murphy who memorably told NUS conference that there would be no tuition fees “Not here, not now, not ever” before being elected a Labour MP and voting to introduce tuition fees.
Why’s the bog trotter poking his nose into British politics anyway. Why can they come here and automatically vote. Same with NI people with ROI passports. Bugger off.
That is disgraceful language!
so why no article on this cun’t??
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23901166-welfare-cuts-will-encourage-poor-to-breed-says-tory-peer.do
I want his resignation !! Attack ! Attack !!
He’s only saying what virtually everybody in public life has been saying for the last 10 years. If you give people free houses and lots of handouts it will encourage them to have more babies. If you take away CB from people earning around £50k it will encourage them to have fewer babies. Stating the fuckin’ obvious I’d have thought. Don’t know how anyone could disagree.
We’ll see if Dave backs him up then, won’t we ?
Dave is a third way socialist, anything remotely common sense or Tory will be instantly frowned upon, by Dave and his progressive chums.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but the left don’t do economics (they just leave a smoking wreck).
They sure do.
Hello Tat. How’s your blog going now. You wouldn’t lie to us about setting it up would you?
How many visitors have you stolen off Guido?
BTW I hope the pills you take start to help soon.
That sure upset you Mr Septic.
Why not go and wank furiously over your fuckwit boyfriend Tat somewhere less embarrassing than this blog ?
Look Tat, You’re not even very good at pretending to not be tat, you use all the same mentalisms.
You have to accept your great limitations.
He stands out like bulldog’s bollocks.
Not since the smoking ban…. We were left a smoke-free wreck
Innit.
Look in the comments section, theres even a socialist who admits that its true as well. So, erm, kindly fuck off, erm!
Prime Minister David Cameron’s spokesman,Guido Fawkes said: “He is a member of the Government, he is a frontbencher, he does speak for the Government and we wholeheartedly agree with his comments.”
Still, at least we have Jim Davidson.
BWAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
And Labour have Liam Byrne – ‘There’s no money left – ahahahahahaha’
And of course politic’s greatest living comedian Gordon ‘No more boom and bust’ Brown.
And the Conservatives have George Osborne – ‘Have £7billion of our money Irish Bankers – ahahahahaha’
And of course politic’s greatest living comedian Dave ‘would you like a Lisbon Referendum?’ the Heir to Blair Cameron
…..or we will bring down the whole banking system, including yours.
PS I think you’ll find MrBrown signed the treaty, as did our dear leader after a bit of arm twisting
Did Nick Clegg twist Dave’s arm as he was taking him up the shitter?
Chop his fucking hand off!
Chop his fucking head off. Treasonous bastard!
It was Alistair Darling as Chancellor who under Gordon Brown’s Prime Ministership signed the European Stabilisation Mechanism this year, OBLIGATING the UK to help Ireland in the way we are now having to.
This was because G Brown signed into law the Lisbon Treaty and hung on desperately to power long enough for that foul treaty to be ratified and become EU law and he prevented the UK from having a referendum on it BEFORE it became EU law.
Cameron THEN wimped out and went all floppy on the EU, when he should have declared that we would have a referendum on full membership of the EU instead.
“Eough…”
Mr Byrne has had a conversion on the road to Damascus, as a ‘comedian’ of little talent he well knows all the lucrative little panel appearances would dry up if he was put on the BBC blacklist of reactionary troublemakers such as Frankie Boyle.
An Eagles song in the topic, LOL.
Going further back in time on the sounds of the nation-
Oh Mr Porter what can I do?
They don’t believe I’m peaceful when I mash their brains to stew.
We just want some learning and someone else to pay.
I’m just a plastic Marxist when a mansion’s where I stay.
O/T Thats the way to do it……………..
British assault takes out 271 Taliban
Across Afghanistan, 19 Taliban leaders and 252 lower-level fighters were killed or captured between November 15 and 21 alone, according to Nato figures.
I believe all propaganda and this war is just going super.
They will all be home by christmas.
‘War’?
What exactly are we fighting for?
Any clues?
to keep Obama happy so Dave can get to fly in his wonderful helicopter
wheeeee!
6 days to get 271?
We used to get 271 per night over Dresden.
Pretty good going for a night watchman.
Has Aggers eaten all the cake again?
Seen it, grabbed it, ate it. Tasted a bit ‘earthy’ but ………
……whoooa…..whooosh…..hmm……*giggle*
more like 27100 in a night.
God bless Bomber Harris.
‘The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them.
At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation.
They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind’.
There were some 300 German raids on residential Walthamstow.
They are labelling all wedding parties and innocent women and kids ‘Taliban’ now are they?
They all look the same from 30000 feet.
As long as they different points of views from us they are worth killing.
What about the upper level fighters, just how many floors are we fighting on?
This site wants a final solution for Ed Byrne.
If you fucking well do a thread about me I will issue proceedings
Of course he’s labour. Bugger wouldn’t have a career if he wasn’t paid from the BBC tax. Like the dole, only much much more cash…
Joey Deacon was your dad.
i’m confused – did snow white shag happy?
shes not making a joke out of it then???
PS I am glad that Mr Burn made a quip at Bercow rather than telling to do one like the rest of the population would and why does bercow need the car anyway??? I hope he and the rest of mps pay congestion charge….
Snow White?
Racist Bitch!
He’s not a dwarf – he’s a midget.
sally lighten up you cant take a joke, now however your husband pretending to be good as speaker well i bet many MP’s now wonder why they bothered dragging him to the chair
Are you saying you’ve had seven dwarfs in your bed?
She’s saying her favourite tipple ain’t Sprite.
She needs a shrink.
Top Ten Snow White Quotes:
10. “Please don’t send me away! If you do, she’ll kill me!”
9. “Now don’t tell me–let me guess who you are!”
8. “…Must be seven little children! And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children!”
7. “Supper’s not ready yet. You have just enough time to wash.”
6. “Oh. ‘Recently.’ Let me see your hands.”
5. “I’m wishing, for the one I love, to find me…today.”
4. “What do you do when things go wrong?”3. “Just whistle while you work!”
2. “Someday my prince will come…”
1. “Ah-ah-ah! Not under the rug!”
That’s £5000 for using my intellectual property,
Ker-ching
No Sally, you are the wicked queen.
Nope, Cameron’s was definitely funnier.
I met that Ed Bryne once, he was ok, wasnt a proper legend like me though
Sing along Neo Con Scum !!!!
“”Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord I’ve been blessed
With more than my share of happiness”"
“Bitterness, bitterness, that’s quite a chip that you possess
I thank the stars that i am blessed
With a sense of humour, not chippiness.”
Everyones equal yes it’s true
But we deserve more rations than you
Why? I hear the commoners bray……
Because we are in the Labour Party…….
Brilliant!
More of a potato for a brain…
a vegetable of mass destruction
and no I’m not your fuckwit boyfriend Tat so try and restrain yourself from wanking furiously about him below
Haha, Even tat hates tat now.
you had to have a quick furious wank didn’t you Septic ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!! What an embarrassment you are.
Eeew, I think you’re projecting again.
You need help you sad sad “person”.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/213573/Get-Britain-out-of-Europe
Sign it. You know it makes sense – the link on the page is broken but if you search for the petition from their website you get it.
Subscription to the Express just completed too.
Great Britain OUT!
LOL. No one buys the Express, The Express is a joke newspaper, that no one takes seriously.
Rather more than buy the Grauniad, it would seem. Figures for October 2010
Express 642,695
Guardian 276,428
http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=46288&c=1
and most of the AlGrauniad buys are from Local Councils etc who litter their lobbies with it’s spew.
Most Grauniad readers, are unemployable lefties desperately seeking work in the public sector, where their incompetence and laziness will not be noticed.
lol Engineer delivered some mad pwnage
did you count the Diana murderers?
The Grauniad is written by intelligent people I don’t happen to agree with. But it is better, no much better, no, hugely better that the Express which frankly just makes you sad to be the same species as the the arsewipes who write it.
Polly Toynbee, Jackie Marr?
Seumas Milne, Intelligent?
http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2010/11/milneworld-4.html
You are of course being exceptionally ironic, surely?.
Just because lots (all?) of the Grauniad hacks are wrong doesn’t make them stupid. They are intelligent, articulate peeps who just happen not to be able to organise a wank in a brothel.
The Express on the other hand, OMG, words fail me.
Mind you, you can never win. I’ve managed to wean my dear old mum of the Express (she was a bit shocked when I told her the proprietor also published ‘Cum Guzzling Sluts’) and, wouldn’t you believe it, she now reads the bloody Mail. Yet another ‘newspaper’ that is just an f*****g embarrassment.
Daily Mail average daily circulation for October 2010 (same source as figures quoted above) 2,129,328.
Polly Twaddle intelligent? Define intelligent in your world.
The list of Gruaniad twerps however, is pretty impressive. It’s a home for the terminally unaware and Fabian puppets, mouthing the latest peurile lefty talking points endlessly.
The print version of a dumbed down Beeb, constantly hectoring and vilifying any who do not accept the latest left wing bullshit as fact.
Clever, witty, informed, intelligent, none of these words could be used, to describe the parasitic organ in any way whatsoever. Doublespeak, hypocrisy and self serving elitism, could.
You sound worried. You should be. Its over commie.
FUCK OFF!
No Conservative MP will go near this or I’ll make the little shits life hell.
Dave has spoken and YOU WILL OBEY.
The left don’t like this site, you just can’t keep them away though!!
Yep, they’re drawn like moths to a flame.
I went to my doctor’s recently and said, “Doc, I think that I’m a moth, can you help me?”
“Not really”, he said, “I think that you need to see a shrink”.
“Sorry, to bother you”, I said, “but I was just passing and saw that your light was on”.
yet another millionaire labour voter trying to make themselves feel better by voting for the loons – I am assuming that when he was at University he didn’t have to pay fees and so the tax payer paid him to study horticulture and then become a comedian.
An almost exclusively BBC funded one at that. Wouldn’t be because he bleats the BBC / PC mantra, like a good soviet citizen would it?
I presume that next week’s Question Time will feature a ‘setting matters straight’ section where the BBC will explain that Ed Byrne was telling porkies last week.
EdByrne himself has apologised on Twitter to one of my brethren:
# @PompeyGoat I think I owe him an apology. But it was a genuine mistake. I seriously didn’t know what he was talking about. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to PompeyGoat
# @PompeyGoat In fairness. It was an acting job in a government info film. I thought he was talking about a labour party ad.
Its always a genuine mistake with Labour.
Now lets draw a line under, learn the lesson and move on.
The most fucking used to death phrase by the left wing and labour through the past century and now this one;
”LESSONS HAVE BEEN LEARNED”
Fuck me, sick of hearing it, obviously shit for brains learners seeing we keep hearing they need to learn the same lessons over again.
Not to mention “we take this extremely seriously” – preferably spoken by some boot-faced old trout, male or female.
The one that still makes me laugh out loud is Gordon Brown’s,
“I take full responsibility and have fired the person responsible”
That fucking cracks me up everytime.
He mis-remembered. How handy.
But remember, if you’re on the Left, lying is always justified when talking to a baby eating Tory. Because they eat Babies. Because they do. And even if they don’t, they might, and you can’t be too careful…
Mary doesn’t seem to be persuading anyone with her idea that we should join the Euro
http://thehoneyballbuzz.com/2010/11/23/the-euro-is-bigger-than-party-politics-and-the-british-government-has-done-the-right-thing/
She likes a finger buffet apparently.
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2010/11/25/mary-honeywell-the-london-mep-who-thinks-that-now-is-the-time-to-ditch-the-pound-10052942/
Bless, is there anything more stupid and duplicitous, than the average Stasi Labour MP?
Howard Flight is ‘throwback to worst of 1980′s politics’Commenting on comments made today (Thursday) by newly-appointed peer Howard Flight that the government’s child benefit cuts give the poor more incentive to have children than the better-off, Political blogger,Guido said:
‘Howard Flight has shown himself to be an insensitive throwback to the worst of 1980s politics within days of being made a peer by the Prime Minister.
‘This is exactly the kind of remark that leads to political parties being thought of as nasty, and shows just how shockingly out of touch with the lives of ordinary low and middle income people some supporters of this government can be
errrrr Not “Political Parties” Surely you mean the Tories
Despite being wholly correct that paying the poor more to have children will result in the poor having more children, labour supporters react with horror to the obviousness of this truth!
The poor having ever more children means a greater burden on the state and on tax-payers at a time when thanks to labour’s incompetence, greed and idiocy, Labour ran up a deficit the size of a Black Wednesday every week and we cannot afford it anymore.
What Howard Flight said is NOT nice, or comforting, or tactful, but it is the truth.
but he did appear to be whining about the lack of child support for top rate tax payers, and tuition fees. Even for bloody drop outs.
Are we not allowed to mention the drop outs then?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4381277.stm
BBC hatchet-job on Howard Flight part 1…
Interesting how he was a wide-eyed Tory loon back then too – why, he was even against us joining the Euro! Fancy. Fortunately wise old Vince Cable smoked him out….
Where’s all this Global Warming the last government promised us?
Cancelled until further notice. Last government didn’t pay their gas bill.
Yes, just has a little flurry of snow, checked the calender still the 25th November, must be a record for south London
It’s ok – we’ve got a great plan that’ll stop the warming and it’s market-savvy too…
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-25/eu-proposes-ban-on-some-types-of-un-carbon-offsets-starting-jan-1-2013.html
Radio 4 had a piece this morning on the increase in methane and CO2 so it’s definately getting warmer. You probably doen’t understand the difference between climate and wetaher. In fact, I bet you are all deniers !
The consensus of scientific opinion …. blah… blah
The sky is falling
“The bad weather is approaching.”
It’s called “Winter”. Happens every year. Has done even since before a bunch of thieves and eco-NAZIs started preaching about the end of the world.
The last government, just like all previous Liebour governments, are a bunch of duplicitous, over-spending, lying gobshites.
The BBC… the UK division of the EUSSR Press Office. One of the many reasons they don’t get a penny of TV tax from me.
NUFF SAID really. Another Tut Tutter foaming at the mouth. Unfortunately Smiq you and your ilk are 100% representative of Tory bonkers fodder. PALIN for president. Attacking comedians now…Yawn
Attacking hypocrites…
No, I’ll attack anyone if they’re being stupid. I don’t care what colour rosette they wear.
Red, blue or yellow, they all get a boot up the arse if they act stupid.
I’m gobbling tramps for small change in Guildford.
Boots is it?
Gobbling small tramps for a change? That is soo last thread.
fuck off TAT
or what tough guy?
allo tat
you know exactly what
there was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a pub
the Englishman paid for all their beer, food, taxis home, clothing, mortgages, holidays ………………..
And don’t forget my 2.9% tip!
Have £7 Billion.
It’s only borrowed Chinese money, what on earth could go wrong?
Must have been a while ago, nulabour started putting the pubs out of business.
Question Time should be good for a larf 2nite
Ken Clarke, Gloria De Piero, Lord Ashdown, Nigel Farage and Kate Mosse.
.
Who the f.uck is Kate Mosse?
She is the television presenter of the BBC Four literary chat show, Readers’ and Writers’ Roadshow and a well-known figure in the media. In 1996 she co-founded the annual Orange Prize for Fiction, of which she is also the Honorary Director. In 2000 she was named European Woman of Achievement for her contribution to the arts.
In 2006 Kate Mosse won a British Book Award for Labyrinth in the category “Richard & Judy’s Best Read”.
In October 2007 she released her novel, Sepulchre.
In February 2008 she appeared on the morality debate show, The Big Questions on BBC One.
In 2009 Kate contributed an essay to Modern Delight, a book inspired by J.B. Priestley’s 1949 book Delight, published by Waterstone’s to raise money for Dyslexia Action and the London Library.
In October 2009 she released her latest novel Winter Ghosts.
Kate currently presents the BBC Radio 4 programme A Good Read, inviting guests to discuss their favourite books.
BBC luvvie!
an author.
BBC Radio 4 luvvie as well.
does anybody care
and a crowd hand picked by AlJaBeebya….
We (not you Guido – you’re too famous) should dress up as socialists and gatecrash the QT party, one time.
You’ll have to leave the Batman outfit at home, Old Holborn.
Wear the clothes of a junkie and carry a fire extinguisher – you’ll be waved in.
I and my fellow gentleman rioters shall turn up and give them all a damn good thrashing!
Ashdown & Farage in da house so expect a Nick Griffin v2.0 hand picked rent’a'mob.
Hehehe, fuck all that BBC and Channel Four bolloxs, here’s some real jokes for yer!
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosqu℮..
They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
Two Åsiaη heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake – both are in intensive care…
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma..
During last night’s high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said “We didn’t even know they were living up there”.
Jamaicaη minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
I just saw my first Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
I was walking down the road when I saw an Åfghaη bloke standing on a fifth floor
balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “what’s up Åbdul, won’t it start?”
They can’t stop us laughing!
I’m very very very very very very very very very sorry.
Fancy becoming a Lord ?
I see howardflight is being ‘offensive’ about our welfare classes, some sillly labour mp says now would be an ideal time for us to join the euro and sarahpalin says america should be supporting it’s ally nkorea.
Oh and apparently its going to snow tonight, earliest winter snow for 19 years, so what happened to the last labour government’s promises about global warming?
The world it seems has gone mad.
Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”
Kerching !
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100050537/ccx-lay-offs-youd-need-a-heart-of-stone-not-to-laugh/
Do you believe in a climate change scam conspiracy AC1?
Not really a scam, but a rolling incentive to ignore contrary facts that harm the big grant for scares industry.
Only a few like Mann intentionally lie.
Climatologists could keep on getting grants for doing things like trying to improve weather forecasting. Its not as if anyone goes into university science to be rolling in cash.
If they publish papers on climate change that are well done but don’t go with the flow, they still get funded.
Mann, Jones, Briffa et al, get paid money and lots of it to lie, conceal and abfuscate, they are not scientists at all, by any definition of the word.
Snow in Scotland and the North East in November !!! Shock horror !!
Nice to see the BBC seems intent on placing its reporters in the most hazardous weather conditions in Pickering and placing the breakfast weather presenter outside in the Blue Peter(no pun intended)Garden to prove to the viewer that its “bloody cold out there !! and treats us all as imeciles by telling us to wrap up warm and not treat our car as our living room, not forgetting to ensure your mobile is fully charged.Last time I was in the North York Moors you couldn’t get a bloody signal on your mobile anyway so that’s bit pointless advice
Come on…… I have just been out clearing the snow off my car and let me tell you, as clear as mud, it is all due to Global Warming !!!
Silly boy, now listen carefully.
You’ve got to understand the difference between weather and climate change. Let me explain.
When it’s unusually cold that’s weather.
When it’s unusually hot, if there’s a flash flood or any other freak event (like the leaking of incriminatring emails) that’s the fault of climate change.
And don’t forget to always have an adult present when you drive in the snow.
We had a bad winter last year as well????
And the year before too. This is the third one on the trot!
It started in America
Your silly country’s weather patterns are dependent on the naughty Gulf Stream. Global warming taken as an average over the whole planet could well mean chilly winters for you lot. I can see it happening from up here in my geostationary orbit.
*cracks another Bud*
the weather patterns are dependent on the jetstream.
Gulf Stream huge mass of warm water sitting to west of Britain stop UK freezing nuts off like New York.
The jetstream setup at the moment means the wind isn’t coming from over that nice warmish water.
Yeah, SP#4. I was helping you make Carl see the light, albeit from the same IP address.
ah, yes, the multimillionaire Howard Flight spouting off about people he would stand on to walk past – don’t ya just luv it when these rich bastards, who haven’yt got a clue about the real world, come out and open their gobs. He really is a typical rich tory cun’t leeching off the public purse himself in the House of Lords … hahaha what a wanker
Really? You don’t think perhaps there might have been some truth in his comment?
Some truth? He is bang on the money dude.
Well will end up like Africa if it carries on, too many useless mouths to feed and not enough food. Then it will get interesting oh yes.
It will become the age of the strongest and ruthless surviving again.
nell only breeds for turnips
Do not confuse “weather” with “climate”. Weather is what you get when you open a window and stick your head out. Climate is whatever the IPCC says it is, or will be, in future. Got that laddie? So it doesn’t matter how bloody cold it gets, it’s actually getting much much much hotter.
Now pay your carbon taxes.
New research proves it is the sun that warms the earth up and it is the clouds that provide the sunshade.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/11/25/something-to-be-thankful-for-at-last-cosmic-rays-linked-to-rapid-mid-latitude-cloud-changes/#more-28279
Clouds make the ground colder? Since When? I routinely get sunburned on the cloudiest of days. This is IPCC world after all, where colder is hotter, wetter is hotter, and it is all man’s fault.
FFS!
bollocks!
get you ginger minger hair cut
Watch it Harman!
Yes sir!
So how many billions do you want?
Well done laddie. In 2005 the rank and file paid 5.7p/kwh today it’s 15.7p/kwh. I think 25p/kwh should do the trick by the end of this Parliament wot? Fuel poverty? What’s that I hear you say? Permission to stamp your feet on parade. Carry on.
The bastards deliberate policy of fuel poverty will kill thousands more poor and elderly people, again this winter too.
Do the political class care about this deliberate attack on the most vulnerable in society? Do they hell, progressive Labour, progressive Liberal or progressive Tory, all part of the same callous beast.
coming to an airport near you, soon ….
http://www.bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/home/2010/11/guest-post-we-do-not-consent.html
Comedy is not holy. Our profit not allows it. But he does allows to fuck 9 year olds. Allahu cackbar!
You like them old then. The Talmud teaches us that it is OK once a girl reaches three years and one day!
We both eat discarded foreskins.
Does anyone know if that tastes like bacon?
The BBC sites strive make their censorship sound even more reasonable Guido, they say “this comment has been referred for further consideration”, conjures up a vision of a panel of wise men that work only for the public good, report due out sometime in 2011,,,
He is not even a very convincing liar, his facial expression shows he knew he was lying.
Ideal Labour Cabinet material then….
I hold my hands up. And admit I’ve been totally caught out. Sorry to myself and my student fans.
Caught out lying.
Not only do you make the video, but then take a completely different position, all the while somehow forgetting the video, even after being kindly reminded.
And as MB said, we could all see you were lying at the time.
O,K you lied but tomorrow you can still open another supermarket for £5,000 quid
Someone mention supermarket opening?
In your dreams (says Ed)
Blame it on the Guinness, Guido always does.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332985/STUDENT-TUITION-FEES-RIOTS-Violent-protests-marvellous-says-Labour-MP.html
I look forward to some students stoving his windows in, in protest at MPs claims.
I’m sure he will think it marvellous also.
I actually like Ed. But why won’t he just admit that he’s one of those partisan Labourites who’ll support anything as long as it’s Labour doing it but not if it’s Conservative? It’s classic left hypocrisy: it’s only right if we’re the ones doing it. If the Tories had been in power in 2003, does anyone believe a single Labour MP would have voted to invade Iraq? Of course not. They’d have called for a vote of no confidence and for the Tory leader to be tried for war crimes. Labour was at one time a principled party, whether you agreed with it or not. It’s mutated into the most criminally corrupt, morally bankrupt and opportunistic outfit for a bunch of congenitally deceitful and greedy crooks. Cancer would be too good for them.
10/10.
The principle is that whatever the left do is ok, because their heart is in the right place.
This is why Harman can spout off about Ginger rodents while criticising everyone else for racism and sexism.
fuck ‘em all
just watched the video and in birmingham it looks like Ed Burn is another bare face fucking lying lefty bastard
I’m reporting you all to the police.
We are the police, but not as you know them,
Wise words.
*burrrp*
While the EUSSR plan to enslave Europe continues to produce its misery
Eurocrats
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/213561/Greedy-Eurocrats-get-3-5-pay-rise
give themselves a 3.5% increase (not to speak of their tax benefits, expenses etc) on the back of their unaudited accounts
Just to add insult to injury…
We pay for this massive fraud my friends…
Yet again a hint of desperation in your post……
No substance, no persuasive arguments, just old style left wing insults & pinch faced finger wagging.
Must be hell for you…..do come back again – we enjoy laughing at you.
Look at him quickly searching for bogies while talking to someone at 0.46 the sick fucker.
You just can’t trust the oirish.
I just can’t handle the truth.
Unlike Ed Byrnes. of course…
Howard Flight
The politician’s business interests are numerous and since May 2005 he has joined the boards of CIM Investment Management, Loudwater Trust, Ferranti Limited, St Helen’s Capital plc, The Speymill Group plc, Westcliff Capital Ltd and the Guernsey Financial Services Commission.
He is also a consultant to Kinetic Partners, Investec Bank (UK) Ltd and PIMA.
He is chairman of the EIS Association and a member of the Advisory Council of the Financial Services Forum
This list just shows the multiple conflicts of interest these scrougers have…
He is on the Board of the Guernsey Financial Services Commission ? FFS
There is no way a politician should be on such a Board
It is contrary to one of the basic principles of Parmiament since the 1680s that no member of Parlaiment should be a paid civil servant…
Has there been a complete collapse of any rules and principles ?
And is it suurprising that the bankers not only rip off their own shareholders but also the taxpayer…when the bankers are on the Regulatory Commissions ?
It’s left hand and right hand…or the banks buy Governments…
Just look at Blair and Morgan Stanley
And his ex Chief of Staff Powell
Creaming millions from the banks they let free to rip us all of…for £ billions….
And they are just two…
Does anyone see a problem here??
Maybe it’s about time the British public did something about these criminals
Not while nearly 50% of them are on handouts or scraps from the table you won’t get anything happening even the left wing know that much.
The left are in the game too dummy. The banks have bought and paid for their compliance. The left use ‘defending’ cuts etc, as a way to further bankrupt nation states with unsustainable debt. Once they reach the endgame, the banks couldn’t care less who is in government, because they own every government, left, right, centre, matters not a jot to them. The banks own everything via debt and call all the shots.
Howard Flight is right. The benefits system does encourage the vermin to breed.
retard
Of course Flight is right and why is wee Doogie Alexandar having a go at Cameron about judgement when Red Ed appointed Phil Woolas to the shadow cabinet.
funny the BBC don’t seem to point THAT out to Liebour halfwits like wee boy.
Another Red Ed? How many more of the fuckers are there?
That other BBC show with that Merton chap and Hislop, have they changed the format? The last two times I have seen it (well brief snatches) there seems to be a no-mark, youngish, lefty comedian(s) who just say off things about the government in a foul way. I am not opposed per se to people have differing views to me (it isn’t their fault they are stupid) but why can’t the “state” broadcaster to it with humour that is more finessed.
And please can we start a collection so working class students can attend these demo’s? Why should it only be the spawn of the middle classes who get to go on a rampage?
That Clare Solomon chap is a bit rum too. He looks and sounds like a girly.
You can tell by Willett’s smirk that he knows he has nailed the leftie twat.
Whatttt? Ed Byrnes “like, completely forgot” he supports the Labour Party?
My mind is filled with a whirling maelstrom of sarcastic comments…
Yes. Ed knew he was lying, then. ‘Guilty’ is etched on his heart.
1. We don’t follow him. Mindless following is what lefty twats like you do.
2. Did we say that? No.
3. You’re a kuuuunnntt
It’s Marcus “Sponsored lefty” Brigstocke who really gets up my nostril.
And that Midge Bennnn
If the NOw Show was just Punt & Dennis it would be ok.
Oh lordy, how I hate the bbc
so, er, will we expect a “clarification” from the Beeboids? Yes when Evan Davis apologizes for trying to get us signed up to the Euro.
If only it were possible to send our useless rif raf fto Ireland for a successfull Meja career
One is sure in the previous 400+ it will have been noted, but the poor love obviously misremembered and/or mis-spoke, leading to a ‘gaffe’. As opposed to being caught lying though his teeth.
So one is sure the BBC, and the twittosphere it follows to create top-the-morn… hour news will be all over this like a rash. Plus weeks of mockery on quiz shows.
To be sure… to be sure…
You do know the difference between a party political broadcast and a public information video, which Ed Byrne was in, right?