The Sound of Silence
Given that this was meant to be Ed Miliband’s big relaunch day, back from nappy leave and hitting the ground running etc, he has been amazingly quiet. Invisible even.
After a “no huskies“ interview with The Guardian this morning there has been radio silence ever since and the lunchtime top of the hour news bulletins have barely even given him a nod. Admittedly the Irish bailout news is dominating, but it’s not as if Red Ed has even managed to secure the second headline slot - that’s gone to the high-heeled Grant Shapps and his council housing reforms.
Apparently Ed is addressing the PLP tonight with his plans for reforming the Labour Party, particularly with how to stop his own farcical technical victory from happening again. Given the slaughtering that Harman got at the last meeting after the sacking of Woolas, (that was coincidently followed up nicely with some interesting facts about her appearing in the press,) it can’t get any worse for the struggling leader. However Guido has to wonder what the point of doing the interview this morning was then? Why not wait until after the meeting (which traditionally happens on a Monday) to go all guns blazing into the press? Is Miliband set to go down the Gordon path of relaunch after tired relaunch? Another stunning success for Miliband’s Press Manager Calamity Kenny…

It’s worth nothing that it was twenty years ago today that the Tories knifed Maggie. If Gordon had been a Tory leader he would have been out the door by Christmas after the election-that-never-happened. If Ed is really going to significantly modernise the Labour Party he better be careful to keep the rules that make it much harder to oust a Labour leader than a Tory or LibDem. Guido’s always happy to dispense helpful advice…














I’m the real Ed of Labour
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Dаvіd Сhаytоr
Еllіоt Моrlеy
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Rеd ЕdLеn МсСluѕkеy rеѕіgnеd?That is why the BBC is so quiet about labour and has been attacking the Government non-stop.
Even this “re-launch” is not a re-launch. It is a scrappage. Milibland is scrapping all labour’s policies and starting again with a blank piece of paper.
I wonder how many of the PLP were even consulted at all about that?
What I believe will happen is, in private he will promise the Unions that he will do whatever they tell him to do. In public he will steal almost the entire Liberal Democrat manifesto to try to steal gullible lib-dem votes…
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Where’s Cameron today? Has he appeared anywhere to explain why, when there is no money left, we have to prostitute ourselves to the banks on another country’s behalf?
He just sent his pathetic lackey out instead. It was interesting that Osborne made no mention of his relatively recent triumphing of the Irish economy.
Because our banks have a $149bn exposure to Ireland, that’s why. If we don’t lend them the money then we’ll have even less money than if we do.
If I owe my bank £10,000 then I have a problem. If I owe my bank £100,000,000,000 then my bank has a problem.
The way things are going, when the EU and IMF come begging for more for Portugal, maybe Spain, more for Greece, some for Italy too $149 billion will be chicken feed.
It may be better to let them fail and set sail again on a more sensible keel – co-operatives, proper building societies and credit unions.
Can’t be any worse than it is already.
It’s a loan with money we haven’t got for fucks sake! What the hell is it with banker types that they just can’t say no?
They’re no better than an alcoholic, a class A drugs user or even a fucking drugs pusher. This is the reason why we’re in the state we’re in.
Lending out money they didn’t have started the whole thing off in the first place.
Where’s Cameron in these troubled times?
Laughing with Osborne at people who voted for him.
he’s all in it together
Pathetic.
Wait for Nick and other LD liars to explain this to students.
“…wе hаvе tо рrоѕtіtutе оurѕеlvеѕ tо thе bаnkѕ оn аnоthеr соuntry’ѕ bеhаlf…”
Еrm, аrе yоu rеfеrrіng tо thе Еurореаn “Ѕtаbіlіѕаtіоn” Месhаnіѕm, tо whісh Gоrdоn “І ѕоld gоld аt thе bоttоm аnd bоught Еurоѕ Вrоwn” ѕubѕсrіbеd uѕ аll ѕо wе саn gеt fuсkеd uр thе аrѕе tо раy fоr Grееkѕ tо rеtіrе аt 50?
Оr thе рrоfіtаblе £7bn lоаn wе’rе СНООЅІNG tо mаkе tо а mаjоr trаdіng раrtnеr rаthеr thаn ѕреndіng іt оn раyіng есоnоmіс mіgrаntѕ frоm thе ЕU tо dо wоrthlеѕѕ рublіс-ѕесtоr nоn-jоbѕ?
Applause!
What profitable? It will be a write off, you will not get a penny back.
After all, we know that Ireland have just received 57 billion Euros from the IMF/EU so we know that they can pay us back with interest.
Who will the Irish default on, the British or the EU? Who pulls their strings?
(Hint – it’s not the British.)
Profitable?
Are the Irish in a position to ever pay it back? If so, then why only £7 billion if it’s such a great moneyspinning deal?
Oh wait, they are not and it is not, but their debt is now our debt and will become your debt in the not so distant future.
Hear hear! When, exactly, will this loan be paid back?
What are the terms?
We could buy some of the empty housing estates in Ireland and put people on dole there. That is the only thing Ireland has to offer.
The way this government is going about, he can just keep his mouth shut and win the next election. If he opens his mouth he might lose votes, better to keep his mouth shut. There is no alternative to the people except Labour.
There isn’t much time left for the current government, people will through this bunch of losers out.
Alternatives? on the left there is the B&P and on the right there is UKIP. Both of these parties are far preferable to those who are occupying all of the green benches in Parliament at the moment.
If you want a totalitarian, oppressive and inefficient and wasteful vastly expensive, corrupt, venal, hateful, racist and criminal version of the current Europhillia, then vote labour. If you prefer the current liberal Europhillia, vote conservative or lib dem.
“on the left there is the B&P ”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….. etc.
The B&P are national socialists.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…etc.
Since the B&P are in favour of nationalising the railways, gas, electricity, telephones etc… what would you call that? Right wing?
The B&P were stealing far more votes from labour than the conservatives, why do you think that was? It was NOT because the B&P are far right wing.
It was because in labour strongholds, where people actually read the B&P manifesto and attended B&P meetings, they realised that it was a national socialist utopia that was being offered!
The B&P are a socialist party through and through… It is the PC element of the BBC and the rest of the soft-left media that lies about them being a far-right party, so as to protect the elitist labour party from losing votes.
The usual Tory trots coming out of the woodwork.
Ah ha!
Uncle Adolf was to the left as well.
That’s exactly what the Cons did in opposition. Still, judging by their actions in power they still don’t have any ideas.
They certainly don’t give a shit about the British taxpayer.
By coincidence here in Ireland it was also budget day, the Finance Minister Brian Lenihan delivered a 7% cut in public expenditure to match the 7.5% fall in GDP in 2009. To equal that Alastair Darling would need to have announced £40 billion in public expenditure cuts today. Here are some of the reasons Guido thinks Ireland will bounce back faster than the UK…
Lets hope he doesn,t listen to you ,as you said the above about Ireland you were bang on WRONG .
Andrew Edinburgh
It will be intresting so see if he ” Man ups ” to the plotters
Beat U to the top slot Billie.
No chance old son. His bottle’s gorn.
Not a very flattering snap of Mr Milibean.
Looks like Tim, nice-but-dim.
“oh right, yah!..figured it out..its a cup isn’t it?..gosh! “
LOL… maybe he should employ a photographer and a stylist.
…gosh… are you having a laugh Bill, GOSH is the preserve of Cambo’s Crew, along with harks
Looks like he’s just thrown it up.
The choice of photos is usually good, makes them look like idiots or mutants.
But the REAL admiration is for the title, Sound(s) Of Silence. How does Guido know the title track of a Simon & Garfunkle LP from the seventies? Dorian Gray painting in the attic?
You are actually allowed to listen to music that isn’t in the current hit parade.
I even know the name of a Bach Album and he’s ancient!
Its also in “the graduate” which has been seen by a lot of us.
Does get some airplay on radio 2, or perhaps Guido’s mum was a fan through the 70s.
PS: the album came out in 1966 … just like guido.
Another treasure for the political album, a typical genius selection by the picture editor of the Daily Maul: 6th on the page at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331438/Harriet-traitor-How-Harman-led-plot-topple-Brown.html
Merits a Friday caption competition, methinks. Or would that be too easy?
Who’s his PR manager, Homer fuckin’ Simpson. Doh!
Never send a boy to do a man’s job.
Who is Cameron’s PR manager?
Don’t know and don’t care anonymong but it obviously is giving you sleepless nights ? wonder why ? love maybe ?.
Unrequited too
You’d certainly be forgiven for not knowing if you read this blog.
Guido?, balanced, fair and objective?
Arse, feck, drink!
Who is Ed Milliband…..and why?
Ed doesn’t have any ideas – he’s a vacuum who’s been fortunate enough to have been in the right place at the right time. He certainly doesn’t have the answers for the economy, nor the social reforms that need to happen to stop the country going to the dogs.
He’s so silent and/or flipflop on all the other issues what he says one day will no doubt mean sod all the next. The PLP is sliding toward more cronyism.
No problem. Ed does what we say, not what he thinks.
the last time EdMili thought he burnt the pasta on the cooker
I saw him interviewed by Paxman during Labour’s 2009 conference.
He was an unconvincing lightweight, now he is their Leader!
I remember that,banging on about foyers for single mothers Hilarious.
Today is the day when he announces that he is scrapping all labour policies.
He intends to start again from a blank sheet. So far he IS a blank sheet!
Wasn’t he voted in as Leader because of his policies? (it wouldn’t have been anything else). Now he doesn’t have any.
Didnt he write the last manifesto ? So we know his policies
He obviously lied about those policies to get the Unions to back him.
That reminds me of the great lies Hague uttered when he said he would fight for Britain and put Britain first.
Ah yes, that was just before an election. He’s on a par with Clegg reneging on his student loan deal.
They can all go to hell.
Correct!
What is the lefts obsessive faux outrage with the piddling student loan?
Paying with soft loans for your further education seems eminently reasonable. Those who go on to well paid work can easily repay them and those who do not, will not have to bother.
Vaughn Williams – the so-called faux outrage displayed will be nothing to the genuine outrage shown by the pissed off and dispossessed of the country when they realise that politicians of all colours have shafted them for years.
The Cons didn’t shower themselves in glory in opposition, they sat on the opposition benches like dumb fucks. Nothing to say. Iraq, Afghanistan, the economy … utterly irrelevant in opposition then and pretty irrelevant in government now.
One day Westminster and it’s apologists will rue the day they sided with and sold their souls to the devil. Recent events can only bring this closer than might otherwise have been the case.
It serves them right.
Re student loans, I wish my mortgage was on the same terms as these new student loans.
It is the tax payers who should be rioting.
A blank sheet would be good. Campaign on doing fuck all. It’s better than when they spend 13 years idiotting about the place, desperately trying to look busy and instead fucking everything up.
It would have cost relatively little to just pay them all to sit at home since 1997 and we could have avoided the whole economic clusterfuck, foreign policy clusterfuck and Big Brother clusterfuck.
But no.. They had to have some big fucking vision. They had to look busy.
Fucking incompetent jackasses.
Defo. Was gibbering to me old dear that they should have been proper men and just fucked off the boozer all the time. Miliband doesn’t have to do a thing until February at earliest campaign or publicity wise but his colleagues are mendacious Hoons so….. hmm, I seem to have bored the chuff out of myself even thinking about it. Back to Miss Marple.
Is it on?
Stuck at work, it will be finished by the time I get home.
Yes its true 20 years ago Maggie was finally sacked by the Tories. It’s just a shame they waited 11 years to sack the greengrocers daughter. Like most Tories, they lack conviction, courage and integrity!
That’ll be why McRuin only lasted 3 months then.
Oh wait…
Despite multiple opportunities and a very high level of desire to see Brown gone, NONE of those weak labour wankers had the guts to get rid of the incompetent shit.
Exactly. The Maximum Imbecile did not fuck up the UK economy single-handedly. There were 400 Labour MPs, the treasury, the BoE, Mervyn King, Eddie George before him, the FSA – quite literally thousands of people in a sufficiently high profile position to whistle-blow on the c*u*n*t.
But didn’t.
Only now are they timidly revealing what a wicked and malicious force for evil he is.
jmg2 are you saying that some of these fuckwits were English? Surely not ! Say it aint so !
Give it a few more months of EU anal fucking and you’ll notice the same behaviour on the Cons’ back benches.
One can only hope!
Just so long as the electorate do not fall for the same old fall-back of voting labour again in response.
We need a pro UK party in power. Not another Europhallic bunch of traitors!
As much as i think Ed is a dick, i don’t think things are that bad for him, Cameron is Prime Minister after all.
Nice photo, btw. Ed looks like he’s found out that the cream in his coffee was made by his brother.
It’s incredible. For years the Tories had policies that most people agreed with and could barely get above 30% in the polls. Red Ed has no policies and a legacy of economic destruction and he’s sitting at 42%.
Yes, but, the Tories didn’t have the BBC.
worst part is anonymongs gonna be on here all day again running up and down the threads whoring himself out to Ed’s liebour project ! still as he’s Mr Days girlfriend hardly surprising is it !.
AND don’t forget it was the BBC banging on about how good a hung parliament would be for Britain that gave us the present mess(that and of course the fact that Dave was stupid enough to give Cleggie equal billing and air-time in the Prime Ministerial debates….another strategic mis-calculation by the “Cameroons” which ensured the most unpopular PM in living memory actually stopped Dave getting an overall majority)
If Dave wasn’t man enough to act in the country’s best interests after the election and sort the Limp Dums out he’s certainly not man enough to stand up to the fucking corrupt EU project.
Indeed, the tories do not have the BBC constantly predicting the worst doom and gloom and financial catastrophe and millions of essential front-line workers being thrown permanently on the dole.
Or the BBC censoring wrong-doing and criminal activity on their behalf, as they did for labour last week, when Ed lost his SECOND shadow minister in as many months due to said shadow minister getting nicked and convicted of drink driving and failure to provide a sample without proper reason.
The BBC were obsessed and lead all that day’s news with the resignation of the unpaid Conservative advisor instead. A man who was factually correct in much of what he said, but whose own morality ensured he resigned for it being stated in poor taste.
If the tories want any hope of winning the next election, then they had better scrap the BBC.
Erm, I see a problem with your plan, the current Prime Minister, who appears to imagine he is the leader of an alternative version of the Labour party.
He is reading his tea leaves.
They read beware of bird shitting on head
… I know how he feels.
He has to unite the party and the grassroots , the trick is tho , That the grassroots want to go left ( Even further) and half the party are Blairites ( so know this is suicide) the other half of the party ( Newbie mps) Don have a clue ( and proberly do whatever the whips tell them ) , So hes t balance looking like to voters that he is in the centre , Looking to his party as slighty left and then looking to his grass roots as a really leftie leftie .
Ed Miliband is another Michael Foot and just as effective. Send him a Donkey Jacket someone!
It’s great see some one try and use to the full a single brain cell!
He’s complaining that Dave’s mum stopped him getting on the telly at the festival of remembrance and Nick stooped him getting on the telly at the Cenotaph wreath laying.
Actually, from the way he cultivated close relations with Mandelson, on his return from the EU, to ‘propping up’ Brown in the last few months, to ruthlessly stabbing his Brother in the back, to the way he prostituted himself to the hard left Unions, and then instantly aborting their preferred policies on becoming labour leader, I would say he is a ruthless, calculating and dangerous man.
He will promise anything to anyone and does not wince at seeing off his rivals. He stands for nothing except power for power’s sake. I believe him to potentially be even more dangerous than Blair.
The buffoonery image is hiding his danger. He is like a viper disguised as a clown.
The best thing this country can do is to endlessly ridicule and laugh at him. The worst thing we could ever do is vote for him.
Agreed, he is a very dangerous calculating son of a marxist.
Say what you like about the tea boy, but he has a talent for pointing out the obvious:
Ed Miliband, who repeatedly warned Brown that McBride was damaging him, complained: ‘You can’t have a Prime Minister’s press spokesman calling the Chancellor a “c***” in bars.’
(Daily Mail)
To bloody true – that was my job
If Grant Schapps is involved, the only decisions will be made in favour of screwing even more private taxation (land rent) out of the public.
I knew there was no hope for this government with him on board.
If you dont like this site you can always collect you refund and fuck off !!
Why don’t you fuck off? You really are a terminal bore.
Were you not allowed to speak as a child?
For the love of all that is holy why the hell don’t you?
Umm………..
You’re not wrong!
(Furiously masturbating to a picture of Mrs T.)
Mr T, surely.
Ice T…?
Ford Model T.
T.N.T.
Booker T and the MGs.
Thank you for the luving article Iain..
Nothing like two queens hitting it off…
I can’t sully my laptop with accessing Dale’s shite.
Did he bash the Bishop who gave ring piece Kate and Wills 7 years?
Shouldn’t that read ‘worth noting’ Guido and not ‘worth nothing’???
There is quite a difference.
“I think he’s had a really solid start, He handles things in a calm and sovereign way.”
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23899926-ed-milibands-dartmouty-park-posse.do
“Ed has climbed very high by never quite coming down on one side or another,” says a former Cabinet colleague. “Now he has the job he wanted. I just hope he knows what to do with it.”
Dave has climbed very high by never quite coming down on one side or the another. Now he has the job he wanted he has demonstrated how utterly unsuitable he is. I just hope he knows what to do with himself when he looks in the mirror.
What, beaten by his brother into obscurity?
““Now he has the job he wanted. I just hope he knows what to do with it.””
Because Gordon Brown didn’t have a clue. Spent from 1994 – 2007 fighting to undermine and then oust Blair without a fucking clue what to do when he got there.
Not at all. He knew exactly what to do. Plenty of pictures of himself looking statesman-like in COBRA meetings dealing with the F&M ‘crisis’. Followed by flying off to the USA to spend days sitting on the tarmac until Bush found a five minute cancellation in his calendar so he could get a photo of himself being statesman-like with t’US president. Repeated the trick for Omaha.
Then of course his statesman-like chasing of Omaha Beach around the hotel kitchen. And his statesmanlike family portrait outside Belsen.
Gordon Brown. World Statesman – and look – he has the photos to prove it.
The incompetent jackass.
Don’t forget me…
”To the surprise of Obama and his entourage, the British premier was doing a passable impression of an erupting volcano. He was clearly furious about something his aides had or hadn’t done.
It was hardly the behaviour anyone would expect of a G20 summit host, and the American President watched with growing disbelief. As Brown’s aides drew near, he told one of them tersely: ‘Tell your guy to cool it.’ ”
So the Kinnock’s are on Ed’s team, mum dad and daughter. The poor sod doesn’t stand a chance.
Count the spoons ! One of the original unacceptable faces faces of the labour party – the family who put the hyp in hypocrisy.
Glenys Kinnock did the Marr paper review, said she never once exploited the European gravy train. My breakfast promptly sand blasted the TV screen
So this is the new generation Good God !
Dear Speaker,
Please excuse Edward’s absence from Parliament recently due to a severe case of acne. He also cannot take part in any physical activities in the next two weeks due to a wrist injury sustained after finding an old nudie magazine under his brother’s bed.
Sincerely,
Mrs Miliband
oooh…that gargantuan pinecone-shaped head and distinct absence of chin does it for me every time. *fap fap fap fap*
yop yop yop
“It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to. “
Its the BBC and their assorted brainwashed marxists that insist on keeping Margaret Thatcher in the lime light at the drop of a hat, like a baleful green glare, why don’t you get over it?.
“Admittedly the Irish bailout news is dominating”.
George has played a blinder here. 7bn to keep Ed off the news, money well spent, job done.
Ed’s problem is that Gordon wished him good luck…
Since then he has been deaf and dumb…
And will probably remain so, poor thing…
Guido
Is he vomiting in your photo ?
Zanu must be a strain for an adolescent…
No…
Ed has just realised that Thuggie Whelan is the real boss of the New Left Labour Party..
I am now fit for Labour Party’s all female list
Mad Hattie has removed one of my cojones
And Thuggie Whelan the other….
“He is on paternity leave and I think that’s a really good thing … But he’s coming back and he’s going to be fighting hard.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8150335/Ed-Balls-rallying-cry-hints-at-disquiet-in-Labour-ranks.html
Ed does not know what fighting is all about…
Primrose Hill ? Is that a suburb of Tel Aviv ?
Reminds me of Simon and Garfunkel for some reason…
Of course
Brilliant
That’s wat Ed and David Milliband should be doing –
A vaudeville act and some buskering…
With Lord “Cash for Peerages” Levy as impressario
They are neighbours as well…
Yes 20 years since the poll tax whore scuttled out of number 10, crying for herself.
It was such a terrible injustice that today through-out the UK millions of people are marking the event with a 2 minute silence.
Shops, schools, office and shop floor workers all over the UK pause to reflect her memory. Small children have gathered in Hyde park to release 20 white doves to honour our fallen heroine. At noon every church bell will chime to pay tribute to the nations mother.
Some say that at the at this time every year nelsons statue is seen to weep a single tear, while Churchill’s grave is known to audibly whisper “Thank You Margaret”.
This evening at the Thatcher monument in Margaret Park an estimated 500,000 people are to congregate for a celebration concert, tickets sold out within 2 minutes of offer, and were oversubscribed by 10/1. Many are hoping that their nations mother may actually attend, although security forces are paying down the rumour as her attendance could see over a million worshipers flooding the streets of London’s Maggie Hill, formally Notting Hill.
Only last week an actual Thatcher toe nail clipping sold at auction for £25,000, the buyer a Mr G Fawkes was overwrought with his purchase. Mr Fawkes has mounted the artefact in his Irish home and hopes to give it to the Irish nation as a gift.
Blar blar blar Thatcher blar.
….no reaction whatever….
It was a bit nonsensical really.
Ha ha. You still can’t get over the pasting she gave the bedwetters of the NUM.
They got their own back though jgm2.
Now I can’t go hunting with hounds… But seeing how I never did its not much of a victory.
I never went hunting with hounds either. Never crossed my mind. But when they banned it up in Fucking Scotland the very first thing I did was load up with AAA and go and shoot a few foxes.
Of course they all crawled off and it took me ages to find them and finish them off but I just knew that’s what the bedwetters wanted and it seemed rude not to comply.
Ratting with Jacks is much more fun…
I’ll bet you did, you pissflap; a fox here, a fox there, and a couple of badgers for the pot.
Awwww, losing sleep over the poor ickle foxy-woxies. Awww. Back to the land of Beatrix Potter for you.
jgm2 i am constantly amazed over the ways you continually show yourself up to be a wanker of the highest order. Dear god man get over yourself.
Thankyou for your kind words anon.
Ho Hum
I had to laugh.
BTW, Are you on drugs?
No… But Guido is, and he has the convictions rcords to prove it.
Tee hee – those bloggers eh?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/december/24/newsid_2540000/2540417.stm
He’s a student, so plenty of Pot Noodles and wanks.
Heard Schnapps on the Vine show – he got the better of the two lefties put up against him; ‘ I agree with you, that’s why this policy……’ ‘ you’ve hit the nail on the head, and our policy will….’
I feel like a outcast .
because you are a nut?
Now I’m back it is important for me to comment on the pwessing issues of the day:
Gillian McKeith
Wagnar
Widdicombe
They all get my vote
Katie Waissel’s Gran gets my vote.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1331750/Katie-Waissels-grandmother-Sheila-Vogel-prostitute-X-Factor-stars-shock.html
Teeth out or teeth in, dearie?
Doesn’t bother me Sheila. I don’t look at the mantelpiece when I am poking the fire.
Take that silver spoon out of your gob, Ed. We can’t understand what you’re saying.
Thorry.
You cannot expect any noise from an empty cab, Guido…
Even if it is driven by Squeaker’s Bercov’s father !
No
It’s Sally Ally who drives the cab for hire nowadays…
The peasants are revolting.
You musht be drunk you look blurred
Ed has nothing new to offer.
At a guess (no,really), Ed will take his time formulating policies in order to avoid setting out (as John Denham says) “a series of headline-grabbing, detailed policies which would undoubtedly look out of date and wrong in four years’ time”.
This will also allow him to wait until he sees which way public opinion is blowing as regards any Coalition policy, thereby allowing him to reclaim the middle ground and return triumphant to power at the next general election.
I so hope that’s not the way it goes.
How can you oppose anything if you don’t what you believe in?
That’s the easy bit Johan. It’s dealing with the civil war inside the Labour party, where red Ed is most likely to come unstuck.
The Labour MPs know they have 5 years to the next election, so there is no big stick to keep them in check and put up a united front. Red Ed may be a top policy wonk but he looks like making the mistake of trying to bandage the party up and letting it fester rather than lancing the boil.
“Аh juіѕt nееd а wее bі’ mаіr tіmе tае ѕеt ооt mаh vіѕіоn.”
Наhаhаhаhа…
А Вrоwn―>Rеd ѕuссеѕѕіоn іѕ аn еlесtоrаl drеаm tісkеt.
Fоr Nісk Сlеgg.
Guido’s always happy to dispense helpful advice…
What’s that then? Don’t drink like a banker, lend yet more money the country doesn’t have and ‘personally operate a vehicle’ the economy over a cliff?
Where is Woolarse when the lights go out ?
Does he like Badger’s as much as you do ?
They don’t like it up em
Unlike yourself, you festering old dogturd…
Nor do you Trousers be honest…
Not much of an interview, from red ed, was it?
He’s announced a commission will be launched…………..A review will be conducted ………………and denied the deficit is as bad as everybody else says it is.
He’s looking increasingly like gordon’head in the sand’ II. Fought tooth and nail to get the job but had no ideas what he wanted to do with it when he won and now he has no ideas what policies he’d like to formulate.
In a book published over the weekend , (mostly about gordon), red ed’s fellow minister’s labelled him then as indecisive. Doesn’t look as if he’s changed any does it?
Apparently they are going to take 2 years to decide what their policies are!
errrrrr Cambo still doesnt know his.
No time for policies after 13 years of Labour imbecility. It’s just fire-fighting.
It worked for Dave.
It’s simply a continuation of the old Labour tactic – worked in 1997 – almost worked in 2010. Say nothing about what you’re going to do and criticise whatever the T*ries say they’re going to do. And if the T*ries decline to say what they’re going to do then completely manufacture a policy they’re going to implement and then get the T*ries to defend a non-existing policy. Doesn’t matter which, the whole point is to dominate the news aganeda with the T*ries constantly on the back foot.
Maybe the T*ries should pull the same stunt. Simply declare that Labour are planning to sell off the NHS to the Chinese or to adopt the Euro. Then let Labour spend all their time denying that lie – which, by the mere existence of the lie, only serves to get people wondering if it may be true – better not take the chance.
Use Labour’s wicked and malicious tactics against them. They might as well, Labour don’t play Queensbury rules.
Spot on good.
ARRR BLESS. Still fixated on Gordon and now Ed, still harping on about The Witch and what could have been. Yawn Yawn Yawn. All while Rome burns around you during a Tory government. Dont worry when things go even more pear shaped ( which they will ), unemployment, inflation, a loan that will go bad… The likes of me will remind all you apologists
It’s a coalition government, you tit. If this comments section is so boring it makes you yawn, i would suggest you up the Diamazepam by 5mg and go to bed.
I uthed to be indethithive, but now I’m not tho thure.
Thilly boy. Itth me. Your leader.
I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
Go easy on Ed. He’s waiting for Len McCluskey to tell him what to say.
But who is telling Len McCluskey what to say?
Thuggie Whelan
Red Len cannot read and write…
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23899926-ed-milibands-dartmouty-park-posse.do
His chief advisers nowadays are the kinnochios. It’s no wonder he can’t make any headway.
I blew the national ‘Fuck-off’-ometer to pieces while he was making that speech.
A great night, chez 13eastie, as I recall…
(Even if the Bolly ran out later on and we had to call Deliverance for an inferior substitute…)
This says more than I ever could about my mood when he fucked off….
Who is the ugly tranny?
Jenny Chapman MP tweets:
Will be asking Justice Secretary, Ken Clarke, about alcohol and crime in Commons tomorrow.
Sounds like a party!
Yep. Suggest they introduce br*ath*a*ys*ers before MPs are allowed to vote.
At least Dave hit ther ground running. Hugging hoodies huskies and gayers, planting windmills on his chimney, cycling to work, web Cameron, all that sort of thing.
Red Ed has hit the ground full stop.
He’s still deciding whether to put his name on the kids birth certificate. Especially when he didn’t legally assume responsibility for the kid’s older brother. It would be like favouritism. It could really fuck up a child knowing he wasn’t wanted by his own father whereas his younger brother was.
It could totally fuck up a person’s life to be rejected like that by your father. Especially if he recognised his responsibility to your kid brother.
It will be a difficult decision for Ned. Luckily he won’t have to make any other tough decisions for another 4 1/2 years.
I think he is being consistent though, as he does not believe in the birthright of the eldest brother.
Apparently he’s an atheist but he called his kid Samuel. Not Wayne then. Or Troy. Or DeShawne. Or even Kevin.
But Samuel.
Word is that he’s bravely not marrying his girlfriend and bravely not putting his name on a bastard child’s birth certificate because he doesn’t want to upset his devoutly J*w*sh relatives.
With reserves of courage that deep he’ll be giving the Maximum Imbecile a run for his money. I await Ned’s compensatory book on ‘Bravery’.
You are right jmg2 milliwit sounds like a right English C UNT dont you agree !
English? You reckon?
Right C Unt undoubtedly.
Ed looks like the type of bloke who really enjoys a smear of Country Kitchen Onion Chutey on his cheese sandwich
Why does Ed remind me of a rich socialist ?
Ed Miliband is very wise to keep a low profile and allow coalition troubles to dominate the news. He is no doubt reading this Fawkes blog (or getting one of his assistants to read it for him) and having a good laugh at the assumption he takes any advice from the right-wing blogosphere. The Quiet Man won’t be turning up the volume just because Fawkes wants him to.
Can England win the ashes in Aussie land ? Last time it happened we had a Tory goverment ………………
It was twenty years ago today,
Tory Party told the bitch to pay.
She’d been going in and out of style
And they guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years-
Tory Party’s Liberals ConDem Band.
We’re Tory Party’s Liberals ConDem Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show.
Tory Party’s Liberals ConDem Band
Sit back and let the five years go.
Tory Party’s Liberals, Tory Party Liberals
Tory Party’s Liberals ConDem Band.
It’s wonderful to be here
It’s certainly a thrill.
You’re such a lovely ‘lectorate
We’d like to sap the blood from you;
We’d love to take the piss.
I don’t really want to stop the pain
And I hope this isn’t all in vain
But the singer’s going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Vague
And Tory Party’s Liberals ConDem Band …..
Hmm.
What would you think if I sang out of tune ………..
You say hallo and I say goodbye, perhaps?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/former-mps-on-trial-over-false-claims-on-expenses-2140308.html
Perhaps red ed is keeping a low profile today because elliott morley, the first of his disgraced labour mp’s is up for trial.
So he’s back and claims in the Guardian ” His main priority next May will be the devolved and local elections ”
Brown also declared he’s going to be actively helping in the Scottish elections. That’ll be going round the old folks home collecting the postals!!
Purcell’s back too!
Red Ed’s also just back in time to witness the “Tartan Tax” fiasco triggered off by Libdem Scottish secretary Michael Moore’s letter released to the Labour controlled Scottish MSM.
The Libdems are already done for in Scotland and now the Scottish Government has published their correspondence with HMRC on their website it shows up Moore for the idiot he is!
Moore knew exactly what he was doing, knowing very well the media would have a field day with it. And the Labour party would pounce upon it. Gobby Grey did that and more…. great!
However what this also highlights is the bias BBC. They have not followed up the story setting the record straight and shut their bog. They’re running with the rest of the Scottish media and the Labour Party.
Full story as always can be read here http://newsnetscotland.com/
Or bias version in any other Scottish news outlet!
Guido is making a stupid criticism. Ed has plenty of time to get Labour ready for the next election. There is plenty of time to get the policies, people, organisation and messages right. Far better to take some time to reform than to be running a five year election campaign. He’s doing everything exactly right as far as I can see.
You guys are talking as though you think you are still in opposition to a Labour government. The country is quite happy for Labour to be under construction for a while and wants the coalition to justify its policies in their own right and to stop blaming Labour for every stupid decision it makes.
It’s the other two parties I’d be worried about, anyway. The LD’s are dead in the water. They have lost half their support which was clearly either anti-government in principle or anti-tory. What is the point of them? Now we see Cameron in all his pompous patronising glory, working against the people for the elite, Labour is ahead in the polls. They are losing the next election only months after winning the last.
No amount of witless Ed-bashing is going to help them, not even from Guido, whoever his backers are.
Typical labourite analysis: not one mention of a policy, just a bankrupt strategy aiming desperately to regain power. Power to do what? Why,to enjoy all the perks they,ve just lost, and keep the population in all its usual subservient to labour positions- social housing, benefit dependance, all powerful unions, little bureaucratic hitlers of local government, etc.
No social mobility under labour really means what it says- dependence is all.
They cannot tolerate a state in which the majority of people don’t have to rely on what their socialist masters feel they should have; otherwise how would figures like Blears, Johnson, the Millichumps, etc ever gain their easy lifestyle?
All they,re capable of doing is ruining the country – historically it’s all they,ve ever done.
Oh dear. Rattle your cage did we? Actually, I was just saying that beligerence and stupidity were not going to serve the right in the long run and you went ahead and proved my point.
So tell me, why is labour ahead in the polls so soon after the election?
“Now we see Cameron in all his pompous patronising glory, working against the people for the elite”
Really? Who was it that doubled income tax of the poorest workers whilst bailing out billionaires? Labour!
Who taxed those banks whilst increasing the taxable allowances for the poor? The coalition.
I think that you will find that labour, whilst speaking up for the poor, were kicking the poor in the balls, whilst bending over backwards to suck up to the super rich elite.
Every one of labour’s terrible 13 years in office, the rich got richer and the poor poorer.
Quite a stunning record after 18 Tory years eh?
I know, it is really clever how the coalition has got the labour supporters to knee-jerk into protesting against socialist policies. From protesting against cutting state benefits for millionaires, to making the rich pay more for education and the poor less, to social housing policy which provides homes for the poor and needy, with an emphasis on raiding locals ahead of immigrants on the housing list.
Labour are now opposing all those redistributive, “progressive” coalition policies!
In fact It has got so bad for labour that Ed Miliband has scrapped all labour’s policies. The traditional labour party is not needed anymore. The coalition is implementing their policies, but without the authoritarianism, the waste, or the extreme incompetence of labour.
Not raiding locals, it should say placing locals ahead of immigrants on the housing lists.
Fucking iPhone keyboard!!!!
You Tory idiots are all fantasists…