Miliband’s Morrisons “Misspoke” Moment
David Miliband has made a return to the frontline of British politics - he’s back tweeting again. Guido had to feel a pang of sympathy when he read earlier that the prince across the water had proudly opened a supermarket in his constituency. How the mighty have fallen, from the Middle-East to Morrisons. However when Guido went to find a picture of this proud day, a big moment in the career of a backbencher, he uncovered a shocking truth:
“Crowds gathered at Morrisons in Ocean Road, South Shields, as Mayor Tom Pigott officially declared it open. The Mayor and Mayoress of South Tyneside, join Morrisons’s general store manager Gary Tiffany, left, and chief executive Dalton Phillips.”
Er, not one mention of the former Foreign Secretary? He isn’t in the photo and he certainly didn’t cut the ribbon. Guido isn’t quite sure how that constitutes “opening it” then? Has David Miliband actually stooped so low that he has to make up z-list celebrity appearances? As his close friend Hillary would put it, it appears he “misspoke”.
Perhaps he’s got a saturday job. He quite literally opened it
He is a useless over-rated bumbag !
Who gives a fuck what you do Millitwat.
How many times has Milliband appeared in the HoC ? Is he doing a Brown ?
in his trousers…bigot
Watching Osborne & chums right now. Is Cameron pissed? Sweating, mumbling and looking very flushed.
Cameron has to go.
Keep him where he is ,he has done more for Labour in 6 month than Sachi & Sachi could do in 5 years .He is a good strong Conservative PM PLEASE KEEP HIM
Andrew Edinburgh
What, he lied about opening a supermarket? Good God, next he will be lying about turning on Blackpool lights, when all the time it was the Chuckle Brothers.
Archer Karcher -
No, Cameron and his friends lied about putting Britain first.
So many ant-left posts today!
Have the ‘right’ got something to hide?
Is this a neutral blog?
(cuttle) (grape)
‘No, Cameron and his friends lied about putting Britain first.’
Sorry if you were stupid enough to believe Cameron’s bullshit. I was not. However, your man Militwat is now a confirmed liar, from his own words. Deal with it.
But Camoron IS Santa Clause, ain’t he ??
The right don’t understand that they are not in opposition any more. They don’t realise that insulting Labour is not the way to make themselves look good. They haven’t changed the record. Unfortunately for them, the way to make themselves look good is to competently run the country in the interests of the people. They have no intention or ability to do that and getting Guido to set up an echo chamber to say that it’s all Labour’s fault is not working. It never will.
So many lost souls wandering the internet tonight. Wake up and smell the Irish euro fallout. Statist solutions, though it may cause you sorrow, just DO NOT WORK.
Wake up and smell the Irish euro Bailout. Austerity solutions, though it may cause you sorrow, just DO NOT WORK.
Too little to late I’m afraid fuck brain. Sure, it’s way better to print more money and keep spending when the debts are being called in. What planet do you live on
Agreed.
I nominate Farage – the only real Conservative in British politics today.
As Brown was the most despised Labour leader ever, so it will come to pass that Cameron will become a hated figure of ridicule for the Conservatives (so called).
Weak, weak, weak. Super weak. Cameron has to go.
Attention Comrades! Guido Fawkes has a really embarrassing story about David Miliband on his blog. We really need people to flood the top of the comments section with anti Camoron (teehee, did you see what I did there?). Make sure that you don’t refute the story though.
Attention toryboys! Guido Fawkes has a really THE BIGGEST SCOOP IN THE WORLD about David Miliband and some fucking supermarket. We really need people to ignore the biggest political story in months (teehee, did you see what I did there?). Make sure that you don’t mention the story though.
He may have been checking out the banana stall when the tape was cut? Or maybe he was there in spirit?
Love that! The bastard banana stall. Perfect.
is it a european banana stall ? then I’ll bail it out it for £7billion
hes the bloke on the right after a bit of rejuvenating surgery
It’s Monday
… and it’s going to get worse, not better.
things can only get better
things can only get wetter.
surely, there’s a case for photoshopping him into the picture ala james bastard purnell style
Morrisons probably photoshopped the c/unt out!
Maybe he opened the cheese counter
Labour never let the truth get in the way of anything, from Iraq to Morrisons.
And the happy clappy Cons went along with it!
David Cameron says we will withdraw from Afghanistan by 2015.
Leader of Nato says we won’t.
One of them has to be a lying c unt.
What with all this talk about a timetable for Withdrawal has anyone asked the Taliban what they think of this ?
The defeated British and American forces have had to call in the Russians who we defeated as well.
The axis of defeated imperial forces will be ejected from Afghanistan within two years, that is the timetable.
In return we will banish Alqaida from Afghanistan and we will also help the international community by eradicating the poppy harvest but we need the American torturers and murderers to fuck off before we can do that as the CIA are currently running a global heroin business from the Afghan crop and are in league with the discredited puppet leader of the country.
Why TF don’t we withdraw TOMORROW ???
Won’t make a fuck of a difference .
Oh , might save 600 British lives but we wouldn’t wanna do that , would we ??
RIP to the 600 nobodies that will die between now and then .
Anonymous makes a good point. The Taliban, as much as any of our partners in this conflict, has a right to opine on when we might make a final withdrawal from their sovereign territory. Or does that prove I’ve no understanding of the situation?
So, only 500 more British service deaths on average between now & then.
To be fair Guido, the reason David Mili is not in the photo is because he was out in the car park collecting the trolleys.
You’ll not spot him for a while. He’s off to Oz with the rest of the Z listers pratting about in the jungle
There are two David Milibands: David Wright Miliband has a distant cousin, also naned David.
Could be worse, at least his lie isn’t leading us to a foreign war that nobody else wants. This is an improvement for nunulabour.
‘Could be worse, at least this lie…’
Fixed that for you.
Yes what he meant was
He opened the back door on his way to
his new job stacking shelves
I have decided I like halal, so whoever does a nice halal loin of pork gets my christmas order.
split in the party
Perhaps he was the first customer at the check-out – thereby ‘opening it’.
Time to fill up with Xmas BOGOF boooze.
Archibishop?
That reads like you’ve had one too many already.
Fuck you and fuck Islam!
Happy Christmas!
Don’t forget to use a condom!
I’ve been misquoted – I said “use a condem”
Morrison’s do Halal
Debbie does Dallas
McBust does f*ck all.
Osborne and Cameron are adopting the “fuck me” position.
Fuck the banks.
How much debt is too much in their eyes? No amount is too much.
Fuck them and fuck the Irish.
Look someone has to pay for staging all those Eurovision Song Contest finals
The Irish spent too much in the sweetie shop.
http://tolpuddlemartyr.blogspot.com
They’re all sand-dancers in Shiels anyway.
The supermarkets do have a hard time getting ahead of their rivals. Its a cut throat buisiness.
Stone me!
Why? You didn’t buy a pack of fresh mussels or something did you?
Rashers.
I deserve everything that’s coming to me after that.
Allah is all-seeing merciful.
Fancy an
amputeeham butty ??Mohamed do 9 year old’s.
It is pleasing to Allah to do so. He is merciful, wise.
Didn’t realise Allah was watching it as well.
He is usually cracking a sly one off as well.
Hence the earthquakes in Pakistan and Turkey.
He is usually cracking a sly one off as well.
and the volcanoes in Indonesia
Morrison’s do bacon, ham and other porky bits too.
Porky bits?
Does Eamonn know?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101122/wl_nm/us_lebanon_hariri_investigation
Hezb’Allah members behind Hariri’s killing: CBC News
So? Quoi de neuf?
He meant to say “I opened a tin of their saver lager ths morning.”
The 140 letters of a Tweet didn’t permit, though.
Boring, zzzzzzzz.
When did you stop boning your neighbour Polly?
SQUARRRRRRRKKKK!!! (flutter) (mutter) LIBEL!!!
I’ll have to admit Milliband D (for I presume this is you), that in the fading sunlight light on the terrace at the end of a warm Tuscan autumn evening, with my welding mask on and 4 bottles of Sassicaia settling nicely on the tum, she does look rather lovely.
She? My dear fellow, you must (I hope) have the wrong Parrot!
Mr T, that burning sensation you’ll get in your urethra next Saturday morning should be seen to as soon as possible.
Perhaps he’s a part time janitor in the morning?
I said something like that. but in an offensive manner.
“I opened it this morning” as in “I’ve been promoted to keyholder and I opened it this morning”? If so I predict that we should shortly be reading about its demise.
I expect they released the wrong photo – you know, it should have been the one that is subsequently photo-shopped when an MP can’t be arsed to turn up….
I don’t know what you mean
Miliband to aisle 3 with a mop please…
What’s a mop??
Miliband to aisle 3 with a mop please…
Miliband to aisle 3 with a mop please…
Leave those bloody bananas alone
Osborne to anal position 1 please
Cameron to anal position 2 please
British tax payers to all anal stations available now! (no please note!)
Fuck you parliament.
Cabin doors to automatic and cross check!
Cabin boys to homoerotic and cross dress!
Alter-boys to auto-erotic and undress
4 party bags, and a prince. That’ll do nicely!
Ker-Ching!
Opening supermarkets ? He’ll be in Xmas panto with the Chuckle Brothers next week.
Oh no he won’t.
Oh yes he will!
I’m behind you!
So it was a ‘bulltweet’.
I take back nearly everything i said about twitter, it’s exposing more wankers than i previously imagined.
Sorry……twankers.
Well…..
Mossad made him do it !!!!
B B,what’s your problem? You seem to have Mossad on your mind to an obsessive extent.
It’s the drugs we feed him. Experimental.
Perhaps that’s where he told his missus he was going this morning with the young intern….
Probably the first time he’s ever been to his constituency. Might have taken a wrong turn and ‘opened’ one in Hull by mistake.
All those sh*thole northern Labour heartlands look the same.
Morrisons to South Shields – how very upmarket.
Sooth Sheels is Toilets’ old stamping ground.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s? I’ll have the all-day full English please.
Blogging is so yesterday. The blogosphere is full of right-wing nutters and Mumsnetters.
And p*rn.
Apparently.
the almighty will know, even if you delete your history.
He will know this by your swollen right bicep and glazed carpet.
OMFG !!!!
You people are soooo debauched !!!!
Love it .
Popey xxx .
How very dare you!
Like you then.
Arf!
Couldn’t he have taken a leaf out of andyburnham’s book and had his aides photoshop him into that picture and then release it with a press release?
militwit senior is never going to make leader of lostlabour with these half-hearted gestures.
It is teatime nell, shouldn’t you be feeding your disabled child their tea instead of typing your crackhead comments on order order?
I think we better call the child protection agency to inform them that you are neglecting and starving your disabled offspring.
Afraid you have a very labour view of disabilities and disadvantages. Like let the state look after me why should I bother.
We don’t share that view. Young nell was helping to cook tea tonight. Life is all about being independent and self supporting (as far as is possible) and not relying on others or the state when you don’t need it.
Bloody trouble maker!
An independence of thought and deed is an outmoded fascist concept.
You will bend the knee to the glorious State once the Over-Milli-Uber-Lord has ascended to his rightful position
neither of the militwits will ever be PM.
The elder struggles to grow hair on his upper lip and the younger has less charisma than neil kinnock.
Hey! I resent Tha…
(sigh)
Okay, fair comment, I guess…
Maybe he has been appointed by the Labour Parteh as Brother Ed’s double – you know, the sort that are expected to take a bullet for the intended target…
That would also explain why he wasn’t in the line-up – or if he was, then he was wearing a white shirt & no jacket…
Straight typo, let me correct it as follows:
“I opined this morning”
Is that clear now?
I shop there, i just love a cock lollypop..whooops!
Labour lost the election. Deal with it.
Now I expect a torrent of “wuvs” and “winkies” from you.
And the Conservatives are losing the country to the EU and the corrupt banks. I know which I care most about.
As long as the EU has no tax raising rights,no judiciary ( Court of Human Rights isn’t a judiciary )or armed forces I’d say were pretty safe.However if Dave thinks he can get away with surrender of any of the above mentioned then I would heartedly recommend his party serve up a “Maggie” style regicide,should the need arise.
A Kelly style one would be better.
Debt is deferred tax, every penny we are obliged to pay member states on the EU’s sayso, will have to be included in coming tax demands. As this bailout is all part of Lisbon, we are obligated by treaty to pay for ANY member who gets into difficulties. Portugal, Spain and probably Italy next, will all be able to demand and receive, tens of billions from the UK taxpayers. But hey it’s not tax right?
It was Tony’n'Gordon wot dun it – surely even a lefty mong can work that out.
It seems not. This mong is particularly tatish.
Is this a smear planted by Ed to tell David to get in line ???
No need to get in line, go to till four where there’s no queue.
and the bread is reduced in price too.
Fuck off you bore.
Could you both fuck off please you boring wankers.
Many thanks.
Which line is mine?
david militwit would go to the opening of an envelope if it helped his profile but morrisons is a serious climbdown even for a non-entity celeb twat like him
I’m opening a Lidl next week.
Wow. I didn’t know the economy in Ashfield had improved that much.
I wanted that one, Sarah got me the Kircaldy car boot instead but at least it’s a regular gig, twice monthly in the summer.
She says it gets me out with my audience.
You do know that Gordon Brown isn’t PM any more, don’t you?
You moron.
Coming from a party that has spent every day since November 22 1990 blaming everything that happens under the sun on Thatcher, the irony off 122′s comment is so delicious, it deserves an award.
Thus: You do know that Thatcher hasn’t been PM for 20 years, don’t you?
You dribbling mong.
But I’m not a labour supporter, so that makes you a complete twat, doesn’t it.
ROFLMFAO!
These ‘Socialist Worker’ types are so tedious. They always give it that ‘But I’m not a labour supporter’ bit and expect us to be surprised, don’t they?
Summer? Kirkcaldy?
Kirkaldy from May to September is about as sunny as Gordon Broon’s temperament after suffering yet another leadership challenge.
With a lidl bit of luck maybe David will be available to open it for you too.
Wait. A Labour MP has lied? Say it ain’t so!
We were the junior partner in the Battle of Britain.
It ain’t so
Phew!
Hippy!
Labour politician exaggerates role; I am shocked.
I saved the world, don’t you know.
I’m saving Britain – not.
Hush little Labour troll
Don’t you cry
Momma’s gonna buy you a Unite membership
And if Mr McCluskey gives you grief
Tough shit cos he’s now in charge of the Labour Party
Hush little Tory Troll
Don’t you cry
Momma’s gonna buy you a Euro bailout
And if Van Rumpy gives you grief
Tough shit cos he’s now in charge of the Conservative Party
Here’s one:
“10 minutes ago: “South Shields Press reckons Mayor Tom Pigott opened it, explain? @DMiliband: South Shields has its first Morrisons. I opened it this morning” ” Guido.
Tim Pigott? Good actor.
Oh, TOM Pigott. Sorry.
The Tom Pigot in the article was a sparky not an actor.
Maybe he was on the check out!
How much do you reckon the check was for?
It’s a bit like me claiming to have shat myself when i haven’t.
OMG !!
I laughed, thank you.
Do you want fries with that?
He was speaking under torture like all those he sent when he actually had some power to abuse.
The dying serpent that is the Liebour party:
The gift that keeps giving us the joy of laughter. (sorry for the mixed cliché)
We’ll be back.
Maybe when everyone who has memories of the last LieBore govt have all died out.
Will the last person to lay claim to saving the UK please fuck off.
What was that newspaper headline when kinnock was running for election?
‘If kinnock wins will the last person leaving Britiain please switch the light off’
“We should copy the succesful financial policies of the Republic of Ireland.”
Quote, 2007.
I’m the next PM.
I spy with my little eye someone in an orange jumpsuit.
Maybe they left him with waffles that are on special offer!
Just checked my diary and it says I opened Morrisons and I saved the world and some woman is a bigot, amidoinitrite Gordon? it also says et tu ed
I cannae tell. Write bigger.
O/T but still on the subject of the worst that Old NuLiebor has to offer, I see the latest instalment of the soap otherwise known as ‘The Dysfunctional Boatengs’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331896/Lord-Boatengs-son-Ben-quizzed-sex-attack-girl-22.html
What on earth was going on in people like Lord Janners brains when this guy was supported in becoming ‘A Lord’
Double FFS
he opened it with MR. ED the horse
http://img59.imageshack.us/i/mred7vj.jpg/
Maybe Divy Militweet has the cloak of invisibility and he is now standing in Guido’s kitchen looking for spam.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0g9mcw45vX2iB/439x.jpg
The power behind red ed’s ‘throne’ is the kinnochios and the unions.
Shouldn’t be too difficult for davemilitwi to seize the reins of power from that trashy lot but he’ll need a better platform than imaginary shop openings.
I mean, gordon trying to work his cv up for a bash at the IMF top job, is managing to do better than that by hijacking his wife’s twitter account to talk up the private launch of his new book next month.
“We will share the proceeds of growth!”
You’ve got to laugh at the complete ineptitude of George Osborne.
He is as thick as shit.
But here’s the punchline: Dave made hime Chancellor of the Exchequer!
You could not make this shit up if you tried.
No more boom and bust.I ( yes me ) abolished the trade cycle.I,the only person in the world, created perpetual ever growing tax receipts.Ever appreciating property prices,cheap,cheap money.IIIIIIIIIII saved the world. (wiv mi fizzy orange)
Nope the last incompetent twit to come out of the treasury was gordon. That god with clay feet. The absolute epitomy of the emporer with no clothes.
And his bag man edballs was close behind him with his ‘post neo-classical endogenous growth theory’. What a laugh!!
Osborne is a genius!!!
He just gave us £ 7 billion!! ++LAUGHS++
Funny that. I thought he borrowed it at 3% and loaned it to you at 6%.
But I guess a labour ‘paddy’ might not understand that that made us a profit and you a loss.
Gordon Brown cost the tax payer the equivalent of a Black Wednesday every fucking week!!! That is how monumentally large the deficit gis utterly incompetent fuckwittery cost all of us, and sad, mathematically challenged, thick as fossilised pigshit labour trolls have tha gall to mention a loan deal which the coalition government have arranged which will make a tidy profit for th tax-payer?
And people wonder why Brown got less votes than John Major?
Of course David is just a bloody liar…
Always has been…like Red Ed
And like me, when it comes to it
It’s in our New Labour genes
We learnt it from Blair Brown and Mandelson
Simples
Send the bu…rs to New South Wales, and don’t let them escape this time.
http://www.newsagentprovocateur.blogspot.com
Oi! You can’t unload all your rubbish on to us anymore you know. Still, we do need a few gardeners to do the weeding at port Arthur.
I think David Milliband is the new chief cashier of Morrissons
in South Shields
His brother Ed, Unite and Thuggie Whelan have brought him to heel…
Has Ed turned to Liddles for support?
Rod Liddle ?? I h8 him, he’s a Ray Sist.
Who is Hillary p)le
Who is Hillary please ?
A man or a woman ?
An intellectual, a luvvie, a Champagne Socialist or a normal person ?
Hmmm? What are the Bogof special offers, waffles and bananas?
Actually Miliwatt is the figure you can glimpse in the background in the ‘Mr Morrison’ butcher’s costume with the giant boatered head.
You gotta laugh.
No you haven’t you orange bastard!
Orangist BIGOT!
BTW – “Bastard” is so old hat. We prefer to use the term “children”.
Sorry, that’s pollybollocks.
What I meant to post was, “a child of disadvantaged parentage”. This PC malarky gets confusing and could lead to people going round in circles.
It is my considered opinion, after much deliberation, that d. millipede is a useless arsehole distinguished by the fact that the rest of the labour filth are similarly endowed with patent uselessness. I recollect his disastership as foreign slimeball. He is a total nonce of no value or credence whatsoever. Aside from all that, I do not like him.
You sound a good judge of character.
Labour MP = lying twat, simple.
Yeh and don’t forget the moslem angle
By the way, it’s nice to think that Tony Benn and Margaret Thatcher agreed on something and that they were both right. They both opposed joining the euro, Benn mainly because of the loss of sovereignty and control it would lead to, with international bankers telling governments to make cuts; Thatcher also because of loss of sovereignty and because it would the less robust economies to binge on cheap credit.
It’s a shame no politician since has had the balls to tell the EU to fuck off.
Have you forgotten that John Major negotiated the Euro opt-out? Thanks to that opt out, which labour opposed at the time, this country can now be on the road to recovery, instead of being as fucked as the Irish and Greek economies.
Binge on cheap credit?
You mean that the credulous twats who believed in the Celtic Tiger were chasing pots of gold at the end of rainbows? That nearly 90 billion has been spunked by the idiot bankers lending to the tinkers and didicoys?
And now we’re going to bail out the fools that lent the money – you couldn’t make it up if you tried.
Still, at least it’ll keep the drives tarmacced…
Binge on cheap credit?
You mean that the credulous twats who believed in the Celtic Tiger were chasing pots of gold at the end of rainbows? That nearly 90 billion has been spunked by the idiot bankers lending to the tinkers and didicoys?
And now we’re going to bail out the fools that lent the money – you couldn’t make it up if you tried.
Still, at least it’ll keep the droives tarmacced…
for celtic tiger read pikey pussey…matey bubblebath bankers passing the golden goose to their favoured builders producing shoebox apartments and developments they can’t sell or resell for love nor money..but everyone’s enjoyed the gravy train whilst it lasted and now its refuelling time for the till openers….oh what a fucking fiasco
Ireland eaten all the sweeties….
http://www.tolpuddlemartyr.blogspot.com
Ed to take two years to investigate the labour party and put the show back on the road. He’ll be on the road listening to voters – big deal!
Labour don’t do listening,are you sure he didn’t say lying?.
labour will rue the day they decided Ed was the man to lead them…david m would have been no better and balls …well words elude me to describe my opinion of the twat.
Listening to postboy johnson tonight about ireland’s bailout its clear this shadow government is a waste of space vacuous in the extreme and not up to the job…they have yet to detail where their cuts would come from and as they change tack on each area of debate they criticise but don’t seem to grasp how transparent their rhetoric is whilst they fail to quantify where the cuts do come from even to meet their own sums.
Some might not like the coalition but can anyone realistically think labour is in any way a viable alternative..I think not whilst keeping a straight face anyway.
The Conservatives were an unviable alternative for thirteen years, until they became less alternative.
British Politics staggers from success to success.
staggering from compounded lunacy to something semi-rational might be nearer the mark limper
That’s success measured on a scale of would you prefer to be shot, or raped and shot?
am sure you will remember what I look like when Gordon called me a bigot so for me the options are shot or shot… no chance of a good seeing to beforehand
Got a sneaky feeling that we have not yet seen the end of harpic.
shes clean round the bend….
No worries, the Ministry of Truth rearrange all their empty statements into seemingly solid soundbites, while CGI’ing all their ugly mugs and buffoonery into acceptable images and statesmen-like actions on radio and TV for the masses who have been miseducated, dumbed down and are now unable to think for themselves.
ah the beeb at it’s best preaching to the rest…god help us
How very dare you suggest we manipulate the news! hey ho back to work!
“Gordon Brown, who as chancellor and then prime minister eliminated boom and bust, and made billions for the taxpayer by selling gold at the top of the market, says….”
But the BBC report it as the considered opinion of the wisest of the wise, and the sheeple lap it up hence the polls.
It’s a typo, Guido. David Miliband opened the new Mossad Centre in London.
Psst – wanna borrow a passport?
Apparently Mossad are doing a BOGOF offer for Xmas – they’ll crucify two messiahs for the price of one.
Why do we pay useless chav parasites to have useless chav parasites who then have useless chav parasites of their own? Why do we do that?
It’s too expensive to lock them up,and the UN might have something to say if we tried the deal with the problem the old German way.
They tend to vote labour, handy fodder for riots, need lots of lefty voting workers look after them, never listen to politics
To fill the Conservative front bench.
Talking about bob crow has he walked out into the M25 yet in protest at the coalitions cuts?
What’s that?? He’s holidaying in his luxury villa on cuba again with all his servants whilst he keeps emailing his left wing pensioners groups to try and get them to grab the headlines for him, with this dangerous protest, whilst he lives it up in the sun.
it would be against their yooman rites otherwise and that would be waysist and big o’tid.
Politician speak.
Stealing = Within the rules.
Misspoke = Lying
O/T I know, but on this Irish bailout
We are about to bail out a nation of fucking idiots
who not to long ago voted against the Lisbon treaty
then with all the promises of loads of cash voted for it
The EU knew they never had a prayer of getting the treaty past all the normal countries of europe so hey why not con the irish into voting yes !
and so !
a nation of six million pikeys confined Half A Billion People to the Scurge of the EU
fuck em all! let them collect fuckin scrap iron to pay off their own debts
They wanted the good, now take the bad
you fuckin muppets !
I did wonder why they are demonstrating so vociferously about an EU bail out and their “loss of freedom” when the silly sods voted “yes” to the Lisbon treaty…duh!
Will the IRA be offering to bomb Brussels?
Not in this lifetime.
We get to see the wolves from the sheep now.
Well, when you put it loik dat, it duz sound a moight daft oi admit
TO ME
TO YOU
There will be war in Europe before the decade is out mark my words.
Those air carriers might come in handy then
We have never been at war with Eurasia
ah yes, ve are arlready planning ze zurrender!
How did you get my name you twat?
Very strange, he definitely did not open it and even if he did why would a man who aspires to be PM Tweet about it? But why broadcast to the www a complete lie?
hes desperate
He’s bananas.
Milliband has lost the plot
shame it wasn’t the pilot
Not convinced he ever had it.
why are you bending me over dave? dave? why are you giving van rumpy that £7billion and that vasoline? why has van rumpy got his cock out dave? dave?? Eeeuuuuooowww!!! right up the shitter!
thank goodness we eurosceptics don’t look like stupid cun’ts thanks to dave
So all I have to do is sign this book and fuck the UK populace up the arse for the rest of their lives and I’ll get a cushy job in the EU?
Ok so where is the dotted line?
divide and rule you faggots, both of you have been played by the EU and both of you will wither and die in the future for the glory of the EU.
I didn’t just bail out the Euro for £7Billion.
You imagined it.
I’m a powerless twat who has no control over the British economy and can’t say no to Irish Bankers or the EU.
Do you want to wear stockings Georgie when I insert the strap on?
You keep posting this. Why would we bother ?
My god panorama actually tackling a serious subject worthy of investigation tonight…have they suddenly grown a pair?
Britain, in the 21st century, has become an idle, corrupt, perverted, fuck you, i’m a winner, example of the degeneration of a failing society, on the downward spiral to complete self destruction.
Your Honour, members of the jury, i rest my case.
Still, at least we have plenty of moslems nowadays. It’s not all bad news, see?
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Of those, 79,419 were speccie, four-eyed, middle-aged, twats fantasising about freedom.
The other one came here looking for the catalyst for a revolution.
Say what you need to save your soul.
OK. Mister – Please don’t stick your huge thingy up my soul again, coz it don’t half hurt. Ta, Fr. Drew Peacock. You are a brick.
Don’t think we haven’t got your number, EB.
I see the “soul” gag got spiked.
Revolutions are for retards.
what would you do with a £7bn Xmas present?
You keep posting this. Why would we bother?
boo hoo hoo hooo hooo!! they iz making fun of George Osborne and he makes my widdle winkie hard!! boo hoo hooo hoo!!
Oh dear, the Labour mong is back replete with his wuvs, winkies and splooots.
Correction.
Britain lost the election.
And this week in the lottery we have 7 billion up for grabs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1330964/David-Miliband-lurks-wings-party-starts-plotting-life-Ed.html
davemilitwit is lurking in the wings waiting for red ed to fail.
First ed stabs dave in the back , now dave’s going to stab ed in the back. borther against brother. civil war at it’s best. At least labour is doing something well.
Na Dave is waiting from Ed to be stabbed in the back by Hattie and others and then he can ride in as the big hero of the day and avenge his fallen brother.
The 4×2′s love a good story and one that has biblical/torah references.
Anything that keeps nell’s attention span occupied while we sell out to Europe has to be a success.
Bless. Labour think they’ve sold out to the EU.
Maybe they have in my lifetime. But like all other failed institutions the EU is going to come crashing down.
Can’t imagine too many ordinary folks across europe will regret it when it does. Apparently, most french, most german, most english, detest it and would vote against it given the chance.
The adage in politics is ‘ you can’t rule forever if you don’t have a consensus’
And in the EU the unelected political classes, like the kinnochios, who are very busy troughing off the EU pot for doing nothing, will find eventually that their gravy train hits the buffers.
Well it ain’t gonna come crashing down if Osborne keeps putting his hand in our pocket to shore it up, is it nell?
If you are talking about the money we’re loaning to Eire, economically illiterate labour person, we’ve borrowed it at 3% and we are loaning at 6%.
The EU , especially rumpy pumpy is , apparently, incandescent, that we are making a profit from it.
The EU only believes in troughing and making a loss after all.
No doubt that’s why George decided on a bilateral agreement rather than going in with the EU.
So were loaning money at a high rate to a bankrupt in the belief that we’ll make a profit.
George Osborne economics at it’s best.
Nell, if you think the Irish will honour their debts to the UK then you need your head looking at.
When a.n.adams and a.n.mcg*inn*ss start pointing out to the Irish voters that the bastard British are sticking the poor ould Micks for 6% when they’re only paying 3% and sure didn’t we throw off the yoke of the bastard British imperialism back in 1922 etc, etc et-fucking-cetera then it won’t be too long before we can write off any hope of seeing that 7bn again.
Not a fucking hope. The UK will be the very first country Ireland will renege on. Because it is politically expedient to do so. Just like the Greeks whining that the Germans should simply hand them umpty billion to make up for WWII.
jgm, with respect. For once you are wrong.
Eire has , by the scruff of its neck escaped the yoke of the EU with our offer of a bilateral loan, whatever the rate of interest.
And it is the first crack in the dam for the EU.
Think rumpypumpy, or red ed are going to be able to put their finger in the dam and stop the flood??!!
I thought this 7bn quid was part of a whole slew of loans being made to Ireland including via the the EU and IMF.
This 7bn quid is only about 10% of the total loans being made to the ban*r*pt Irish. But it will be, by far, the easiest loan for the Irish to simply renege it was reckless lending to no-hopers who had no hope of paying the money back that started this whole debacle. Just because it’s an entire nation rather than an individual doesn’t make it any more a secure loan.
We might as well just gift ‘em the money. We’ll never see it again.
Eire would have been fine, they were doing well, until Merkel opened her stupid lefty gob.
Merkel … lefty? I don’t actually know much about her to be honest, but do know that she probably stopped Sarkozy (a right wing frenchman (titter)) from trying to spend his way out of the recession.
I’ve been wondering whether without Merkel the EU might have gone for QE, and the “gordon solution”.
What has merkel done other than saying “we’re not going to bale everyone out”
Merkel spoke about re-structuring debt, causing markets to require more yield from Irish bonds and therefore sell-offs
Millipede specimen ‘D’ would best be advised to keep his head down for a couple of years, and let Millipede specimen ‘E’ struggle with the internal civil war and blood-letting. The former can then step in when the latter is inevitably toppled, with clean hands and, “though I have no real ambitions, for the good of the Party…”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8123452/David-Miliband-backs-Phil-Woolas-over-expulsion.html
Interesting that davemilitwit is backing woolas.
Presumably he thinks that will get him the support of labour dissidents when it’s time to oust his brother.
Never mind the government, let’s focus on the opposition.
They’re really the ones in control.
What does it say about Miliband D. that he publicly backs a politician recently convicted of gaining his seat by telling lies about a political opponent?
Are bare-faced lies acceptable in politics these days?
(Silly question, really….)
Only labour could believe that they are in control now they are in opposition.
What is so pathetic about them is that they are failing even as an opposition.
In fact I don’t think I have ever seen such a weak opposition, whether it be tory or labour, as this one is. And actually that is not good for good governance. But I doubt whether labour understands that either.
nell, meet Engineer.
Engineer, meet nell.
Ah. A bored troll.
Any thoughts on the Irish situation?
Only that the politicians and bankers will walk away with their ill gotten gains and gold plated pensions cheered on by imbecile lickspittles who will say “I was there, and voted for the winning side”
Who are the winning side in the current Irish debacle? Not the UK, methinks, and certainly not the Irish people. So that leaves the EU, and its coterie of Commissioners and Central Bankers. Who, exactly, voted for them?
T’ory trolls like you?
Do you have a braincell, and if so, do you ever use it?
The EU Comissioners and Central Bankers are appointed, not elected.
And given the credibilty of Her Majesty’s government.
Or hadn’t you noticed?
Precisely. Now remind me – who was it signed the Lisbon Treaty?
Who was it that got us in this mess in the first place?
The Grocer – Heath. A major error of judgement compounded by most subsequent PMs with the exception of Thatcher.
Cameron professes Euroscepticism. His actions so far do not quite match his rhetoric; a point which has been quietly noted by many, one suspects.
If he had a pair he’d also call Harman a disgrace to her face.
To her face? Which one?
The fat one that she talks out of.
More on liebours oncoming civil war.
It will be long. It will be brutal. It will be bloody.
It will keep them out of office for a decade.
For the British people, it will be a well-deserved dish best served cold.
You never know, it may well be brutal and bloody, but it may be quick, and unlike the Conservative civil war that kept them out of power for thirteen years, might lead to a new viable opposition rather sooner than you think.
Squadron of pigs at eleven o’clock.
You are right.
There is a saying, passed down through the ages, “cometh the moment , cometh the man(woman)”.
Labour’s moment has come , and what have they done? They have plumped for red ed propped up by the already failed kinnochio.
Their only other choices are militwitsenior, postmanpat, the strawman, hattieharpic or ed’post neoclassical endogenous growth theory ‘balls.
In short , the labour party’s hour of need is here, but there is no hero to lead them.
As Churchill sais
Never in history have so many been so indebted to the Jooooowwwwwws
Thought Churchill was one of them?
With this £7 billion euro bailout you are spoiling us mr Osborne.
Take you and your Party up the shitter? Don’t mind if I do.
Von rumpy pumpy doesn’t like the fact that we opted out of the EU package, to loan Eire money we are borrowing at 3% whilst charging them 6%.
The EU didn’t realise you could make a profit out of this lending lark; it only understood trying to make political capital and even then failed!!!
Well done George!!
3% of sweet FA
The whole world is crying out for child molesting drunkards
I wouldnt lend Ireland the steam off my piss
Of course you wouldn’t child of kinnochio.
We wouldn’t expect you to.
You are after all one of the world’s biggest idiots alongside gordon and his bagmen balls and yvette.
They are not exactly economically literate are they??!!
go back to counting turnips dear
you’re embarrassing yourself again
nobody thinks this “loan” is going to get paid back any decade soon and most think it’s gone forever
I’m with you on this beast.
We will get fuck all thanks. Quite the opposite. They’ll be like some truculant teenager that knows it will starve and freeze to death without their parents nice central-heated semi to come home to but still expects to be dr*ven to parties, fed, clothed and watered and for them to put up with being told how they didn’t ask to be born and so you fucking owe them. They’ll be the Kevin and Perry of the debtors world.
They’ll fucking well hate us for our charity. Or they’ll hate us for our profiteering. Or they’ll just hate us for not coming to their aid.
Might as well settle for them just hating us for not helping out and keep the 7bn quid. At least we’ll be 7bn quid to the good.
And if it’s really just a ploy to shore up the UK b*nks who are over-exposed to Irish debt then lend the money direct to the UK b*nks. Cut out the (viscerally ungrateful) middleman.
We should not be lending them money to help them retain the Euro,we should be lending them money on the condition that they should dump the Euro and hasten the EU’s demise.
Lets not lend taxpayers money to prop up the bank bonds of rich politically connected people.
Never has a fuck off meant so much to so many for so few.
and good riddance.
Watch Panorama RIGHT NOW! It’s exposing Muslim schools preaching hate and murder!
Unlike Welsh or porrideg wo g schools preaching hate against the English
Shocking stuff. Deport all fucking muslims NOW!
..and then listen to the sound of silence from those lefties who would go absolutely fucking ballistic if these were white christian schools teaching anti-abortion anti evolution stuff.
The recurring theme in the teachings is that the muslims are living in a “culture that is opposed to islam”. Simple question: why the fuck are you living here then, you fat, hairy, smelly, halitosis ridden, illiterate Hunts? Fuck off to some shitty jizzlamic stinkhole where you can marry your first cousins and eat goat’s testicles.
We’re living in a “culture that is opposed to politicians”
Simple question: why the fuck are you living here then, you fat, hairy, smelly, halitosis ridden, illiterate Huhnes? Fuck off to some shitty jizzlamic stinkhole where you can marry your first cousins and eat goat’s testicles, without questions of probity being asked.
Afghanistan say?
Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !!
J e^ opens shop for other Juuuuuuuw
Right up there with Bl e ck shoots other monkey or b og trotter commits fraud
Dave and George!
My boys!
A future in the great European adventure awaits you.
Well said Guido
“I’m not New Labour, I’m not Old Labour, I’m Labour.”
Guido Fawkes
Woof Woof
Why don’t we just hang all the politicians, bankers and lawyers and start again?
I’ve got a little list …..
Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? It’s easier to pull the virgins if you’ve got cool wheels.
Where do these labour idiots come from?
http://century.guardian.co.uk/1940-1949/Story/0,,128255,00.html
Learn your history and understand the real meaning of that part churchill’s speech
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few….”
It wasn’t about any religion. Because if you knew your history you’d know that people of many religions and nationalities fought on our side in WW2
( and WW1)
Churchill’s speech was about Real Courage of many religions and nationalities in the face of overwhelming odds.
What is so deplorable about the last 13 years of this labour government is that they simply have failed to teach real integrationist history.
They’ve taught some muddy multicultural rubbish that says the commonwealth nations didn’t have a history before bliar’s 1997 electoral win.
They didn’t fight wars with us, they weren’t brave, they didn’t help us win two world wars when we were sinking.
Well sorry you labour idiots, but they did. And labour is still trying to rob them of the pride they should feel for those sacrifices that they made .
Well said nell!
Only Conserevatives promise to uphold British independance
Ted, back to the grave and brush up your spelling : ‘Conserevatives’ ‘independance’ WTF !!
We’re drunk on the sweet wine of EU victory.
You look like a nice boy.
Ted’s remains are under a slab in Salisbury Cathedral, if anyone local fancies a tap-dance.
Frankly I don’t give a toss which politican promises to uphold our independence.
So far as I’m concerned I AM independent and will look after myself and my family.
And as long as the government of the day protects my independence and uses my taxpayer’s money sensibly ie as with george borrowing money to loan Eire at 3% and charging them 6%. I’ll support that!
What I won’t support are the uddin’s , the elliot’s, the chater’s, globetrotting gordon with his security details paid for us and on and on………..
You’ll drop your knickers for a sniff of George Osbornes helmet, be fair, nell
That’s the trouble y’see.
The squeaker’s sally has lowered the tone of politics to dropping knickers.
Well, she is a Conservative MPs wife.
What a coarse object you are.
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few….”
I think most RAF pilots thought Churchill was talking about their mess bills.
You obviously never had uncles who were pilots and tail end charlies in lancaster and wellington bombers in WW2.
You should have talked to my Uncle Jim who lost his leg when he was shot down in his Wellington Bomber and the rest of the crew died slowly in flames.
But then labour doesn’t like talking about real courage does it??
It’s only interested in gordon’s sort of courage. Y’know that “I held on in the drowning street bunker whilst all the politicians around me were trying to stab me in the back because I was so useless”
And as gordon said yesterday, he regards soldiers who are giving their lives in Afghanistan as displaying ‘bravado’ not courage.
I think that says everything about labour!!!
Nopw nell, Don’t forget Brown took the brave decision to fuck the economy by basking in the reflected glow of 1 trilion pounds of burned money. He too the brave decision to conspire with BL*ir over Ir*q rather than walk out in protest. The better to keep his feet under the cabinet table and plot his ascension to power.
They don’t call him Gordon ‘Courage’ Brown for nothing. A real man of principle Brown. His over-riding principle being ‘what’s in this for me?’
Read ‘ Men of Air – the doomed youth of bomber command ‘ by Kevin Wilson if you really want to be humbled by those far braver then my, or younger generations. And then ask yourself just exactly when did a sense of entitlement replace real bravery.
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!
Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property (either as a child, a wife, or a concubine) must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science (the science against which it had vainly struggled) the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”
Look! Dave’s playing the long game.
A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long game.
He’d be well advised to shorten it and inform our ‘Masters’ in Brussels that, whilst Her Majesty’s Government is desirous of cordial relations with our neighbours on the continent, the EU can insert its meddling and dictatorial ways up its own fundament, and preferably pronto.
I see Mr Fawkes is studiously avoiding today’s biggest story. Obviously because he’d like us to forget this masterly judgement:
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Budget Britain Needs Was Delivered in Ireland
Here are some of the reasons Guido thinks Ireland will bounce back faster than the UK…
Just imagine how bad things would be in Britain if Mr Fawkes were in a position to put his thoughts into practice.
More fucked than if the Maximum Imbecile had not been voted out?
I doubt it.
People wavered voting for CMD because, as often reported, Labour thought he was just pretending to be a wet liberal and the T*ries were afraid he really is a wet liberal.
But people had no illusions about the Maximum Imbecile. They knew that he would simply continue to print money in an effort to string his economic clusterfuck out for another five years. Ireland? We’d be fucking begging to be only as fucked as Ireland if we’d had another five years of the Maximum Imbecile.
Just saying.
Ever heard of the good cop, bad cop routine?
It’s a way of leaving the accused, or victim, as he’s known, in a situation whereby he grasps any floating straw for salvation.
So you think we’ve just experienced a dose of ‘Insane PM, sane PM’?
Could be.
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Ireland avoided potatoes and went straight for the sweetie jar.
http://wwww.tolpuddlemartyr.blogspot.com
You need to lose a ‘w’ off that link.
But where would we be without Dubya ?
Why would they want it. Whatever it was, it just wouldn’t match their personal 0-60.
Guido. Are you actually able to have a face to face conversation with a 3D person?
A little bird tells me you are rather underwhelming in real life.
A squeaker, I’m told. Which part of the autistic spectrum do you inhabit?
Who cares. Keep it up.
Watching you and your alter-egos taking lumps out of each other keeps my hands out of my cassock.
Bless.
Been hammering the communion wine, have you?
It makes a change from altarboys.
This is a light-hearted right-wing blog. The Spanish Inquisition it is not. If you need to spank your monkey over something heavyweight, try Heffer, Brogan, Oborne, et al, at http://www.telegraph.co.uk
£7bn from the fuckwit Osborne
result!!
“But he [David Cameron] added that as a non-member of the eurozone the UK should not bear the costs of any bail-out” – BBC news, 20th may 2010.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8696032.stm
Camoron is a liar, a traitor and an utter tosspot.
Any MPs diagnosed with Cancer today?
MPs ARE cancer.
“Be Afraid. Be very afraid.”??!!
I think we need to be mildly amused when we hear that len mcclusky, bob crow, kinnochio and edmilitwit are fomenting trouble for the winter.
Yes it is going to cause us inconvenience. But at the same time it is going to lose labour loads of votes.
So bring it on!!
Funny how Len mcclusky looks like a j o o
You know they say, if it quacks like a duck it probably is…..
If we haven’t got the money to give to Ireland yet we gave it to them….does that mean that they haven’t got the money we gave to them but didn’t have???
The £ 7,000,000,000 can be found on the money trees I planted in the garden of Downing Street.
Irish Banks owe UK Banks 140bn Euros. If they go under with the Irish Government the British Taxpayer will be in the hole for a helluva lot more than £7Bn.
By “UK Banks” you mean “Scottish banks”?
Fuck ‘em.
Like NatWest ?
It would be more than a little inconvenient.
and the UK banks are still in the hole for billions in yet more toxic securities
but that next bail hasn’t happened yet
Ireland borrowed at 6% to lend to Greece at 5%. It is what we must do to save Europe.
Y’Know militwit macavity II reminds me very much of Richard III.
In Suffolk we have hattyparpic (margaret beaufort) secretly supporting davidmilitwit(henryvii)
In the north of england we have edyvetteballs (the foul Stanley’s) fomenting revolt.
History just repeats itself doesn’t it??:!!
And with labour all the unpleasant bits just keep coming out again and again.
A Scotch tells a Mick how to burn money:
Scottish = Scotch
Welsh = Taffys
Irish=Micks
English= Poofs
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7 billion buys us alot of potatoes.
The amount of shit she talks is stunning.
RACIST !!
You want a final solution for Yazz.
She really is utterly deranged isn’t she!
No, no! You heard her. Her heart’s desire is to sweep the streets (although, given those incessant, unconsciously exaggerated gesticulations, window-cleaning might more effectively pacify her inner demon).
She wants everybody to join in, too.
Such levels of inner turmoil and frustrated ambition can have the direst of consequences.
Need I say “Brown”?
Why do we put up with idiots like this, they would be executed in their home countries for good reason not because the countries are backwards, but forwards thinking in getting rid of the waste of spaces.
Send them packing back home.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/058gbbudfSbUz/294×220.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000
gordon and edmilitwit at Remembrance Sunday.
gordon complained he was sidelined and edmilitwit that it was disgusting he was not allowed to lay his wreath second after david cameron.
Neither of them understood that they were there to honour those who laid down their lives for their country.
Buit then as gordon said several days after that; soldiers who laid down their lives for their country were only showing ‘bravado’. It was only people like him, according to him, who understood the real meaning of ‘bravery’!!
Labour is dead. Long may it last!!
Quite. They believe that their telly exposure is more important than remembering those who died for their country.
Marxism = Narcissism (+Projection + Envy)
But why did Milipede D lie over something that in this Google age can easily be checked on?
Because when they were in government they were able to proclaim any old shit with impunity. They issued a press release to the BBC who faithfully lead with it on the 6 o’clock news and the 9 o’clock news. And the idle c*u*n*t*s on the newspapers just down-loaded the file directly onto their front page.
Miliband just assumed that’s how it still works.
Blair went for his BIG lie…WMD.
Milliband went for his BIG lie…Morrisons.
Ha ha.
Newsnight has a report by Michael Crick about Labour MPs privately muttering that Red Ed is shit. Should be a laugh.
Lying about opening Morrison’s was the right thing to do. It started in America. And I saved the world. Oh shit, I’m turning into Gordon.
Lying is not in our DNA and nothing that we say is a lie, you can trust us on that.
I love my elder sister and wish her and her husband bad.
The key question in all of this bailout nonsense is how much are we exposed to the Euro for.
Oh fucking dear, I seem to remember a one G Brown selling off all our Gold Reserves for fucking Euros.
If the Euro collapses how fucked will we be?
I’m guessing right now……..very!
The euro project is heading for the rocks big time,you are seeing the beginnings of this right now.As regards the lending by us to assist in the bailing out of the celtic tiger this is frankly a load of crap as regards the reasons that boy george is giving.
He wants the euro to suceed as essential to the to the EUSSR master plan of a united states of europe.
Cameroonian wants this also,see how many back tracks he has made already despite his election promises.
I for one am absolutely delighted that to all intents and purposes I am seeing the initial death throes of this communist attempt to take over national identities,communism has failed despite their utopian dreams,get over it lads and wake up to the real world which has moved on.
There’s more than one way to skin a cat.
The slow-cooking EU dog’s breakfast was always Plan B compared with the immigration melting pot.
Dear Mr Miliband
Further to your assistant’s phone call earlier today, we would be delighted to have you open our latest branch in Luton.
Maybe it was opened in the same way that Al Gore took the initiative in the vote that created the internet 23 years after its creation?
It’s still dark outside
How much did your MP make in expenses overnight??
They don’t care about the financial ruin the country’s in, it doesn’t affect them, we are the poor buggers who are paying for their excess
Life was always thus…the rich get richer and the poor get poorer whichever party is in power..that’s the British way
Another U-turn “let European legislators take the lead ”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/8152316/Better-for-Britain-to-follow-international-rules-on-bank-bonuses-says-Chancellor-George-Osborne.html
Did I…………………………..
I’m the good guy…………………………..
Dreams of long life, what safety can you find…………….
It was a good try……………………………………
I’m a good guy………………………………
As high as the day………..I read the papers…..before crime would pay….I learned to bury most things.
I have succeeded………… the Irish are finished………..
Oh I got a pot o gold worth 7 billion if you only follow me over the rainbow.
If you were Morrissons would you want him in the photo?
“Loser Opens Supermarket”
Labour
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Couldn’t lie straight in bed
Testing, 1-2-3
Testing, 1-2-3
I think you got away with that one.
Next lie coming up, are you ready?
Probably “opening” the new ASDA and wondering where everybody else was.
This is a story? God Guido, you’re scraping the barrel right now.
I have spat through the gates of Ed Balls constituency clinic gates and am headed to do the same for Millibands offices tomorrow, tossers
It’s a satisfying form of immediate democracy, I guess