Polly Slammed By the PCC
Polly “final solution for the poor” Toynbee has been slapped down by the Press Complaints Commission for her remarks comparing the government cuts to the murder of six million Jews:
“The Commission understood that readers may have found the use of the phrase “final solution” in the context of an article about benefits cuts unnecessary and offensive.”
Nice to see Polly’s exit from reality has been officially noted.
“The Commission understood that readers may have found the use of the phrase “final solution” in the context of an article about benefits cuts unnecessary and offensive.”














Poor Polly so misunderstood …………. Nah Gutted you fat minger !!!!!
Does she have to publish a apology ?
I would just prefer if she had a wash
All the little cockcroaches are getting quite angry and bitter aren’t they – all the gnashing and wailing is getting louder and more desperate.
Good.
I dunno.
You’re obviously some sort of cockroach. You tell me!
Why have you stolen ‘Geeks’ moniker? Everyone here knows what Geeks posts are like.
You’re just another sad stalker.
Definition:
Someone who harrasses, annoys, provokes because of self contempt and jealousy. Is known for doing anything to get a reaction. Will go to any length because hes so f’in sad and has no life whatsoever. Bruised ego loser.
He steals everyone’s. It’s a sort of really clever anarchist thing, I think. Great definition.
your hypocricy knows no limits does it pump/tat
Why haven’t you included the judgement in full?
You sell him pal!
Tat is easy to spot. He is the ONLY phecker accusing other people of being tat.
The judgement in full has not been included because:
(1) it’s fuckin long and most of us have the attention span of a black gnat;
(2) you can read it elsewhere – try Google; and
(3) other readers are of a feeble and effete disposition.
John Redwood blogs…
“If Ireland does not wish to take any EU money, the UK should be Ireland’s ally. The stated Irish wish to see their own way through their own deficit problem by scrounging off the British taxpayer is wholly admirable.”
I’m sooooo sooooo sorry.
Now back to the chardonnay in my £2 million Tuscan villa.
Ha ha ha!
Go easy on the Tuscan houseboy Polly.
There’s been enough of a shitstorm in the Gruan lately about columnists mistreating their servants.
‘unnecessary and offensive’
That’s me to a T.
I’m oiled up and so is Polly’s arse
Hate the sinner love the sin.
Polly should be free to say whatever she wants as should everyone else. As long as she doesn’t incite violence she can say anything as far as I’m concerned. We should be free to slag her off on here but the PCC should stay out of it.
Actully Anon , i agree , Freedom of speech also meanss the freedom to offend , I wanna know who put complaint in ? Mossad ?
Fuck off Billy you big tittied tool.
Out ! LBW
Oh, so it’s OK to offend unless it’s you, you fat fuck?
Thats not Cricket lad !!!
Of course you can try and offend me .
Are you missing your humour this evening ?
Time to put your helmet and pads on Billy, it’ gonna be a rough night.
hahahahahahah!
OTO – I seriously doubt you could bother Billy
…..said the Billy botherer. But you might be right, where there’s no sense there’s no fucking feeling.
No, BB, it wasn’t Mosad, it was Gruaniad. Many readers of which thought: “Shit! She really HAS gone too far, this time.”
Gotta be careful annnn .
I agree about free speech, but we need to use their own rules against them. Lefties are always crying racism/ sexism/ homophobia/ islamophobia, so we must make them play by the rules they have created ,and call ‘hypocrite’ if they don’t. In other words, make life as miserable for them as they do for everyone else. Don’t give the f**kers an inch.
Spot on – nothing wrong with showing the fuckers what it’s like to be on the receiving end
NOBODY has the right to not to be offended. So each and every one of you can just effoff
Don’t give the f*ckers 2.54 centimetres you mean?
Give the fuckers 9mm.
Or a .38 in old money
If we don’t agree we will drop a fire extinguisher on you.
Quite right. She (anyone) should have the right to free speech and, therefore, the right to offend. By the same token, I reserve the right to say I have been offended. If that means I need someone like the PCC to do it for me, so be it.
On the subject of the right to offend: Polly, you are a fucking tosspot.
Potty Pol *is* free to say what she wants.
Despite the verbs “slammed” and “slapped”, the only meaningful one in the post above is the last – “noted”.
In other words, nothing happened at all. Unhinged journalist bats eyelid, perhaps. Pass the vino, please, I have a “balanced” column to write.
FFS just tell her to put the kettle on.
Stupid little girl isn’t even fit to do the housework.
She needs some good sex – preferably as a surprise.
No, she gets the servants to do her housework.
I agree, leave her alone she is only a millionaire sotialist – a bit like ‘The Blairs’.
Toynbee is an offensive piece of shit
Here! That’s a bit uncalled-for.
Still, she’s a rich piece of shit with a grandiosed sense of Entitlement.
Perhaps she could join the twitterers on LiveChat PMQs?
Polly would be a slight distraction from the actual event of PMQs. There are many, many, many people on the internet, who despise the santimonious hypocrite and can never get at her or her kind, face to face as it were. Taking live fire from hostiles from the internet, may be a little tres chaud for piss poor Polly’s liking methinks.
No it isn’t, it is accurate and factually correct, unlike most of the drivel Polly “writes”.
It’s political correctness gone mad!
Baroness Buscombe, Chair/man/person/woman/Leader etc of Press Complaints Commission.
District Councillor in 1995. By 1999 she was made a life peer.
Now that’s what I call a successful political career – or does she know where the bodies are?
Was political correctness ever sane? It is the opposite of common sense.
I just find it amusing that Polly has been lanced by the thought police she helped create.
Except that she hasn’t really been slapped down at all:
read the judgement:
http://www.pcc.org.uk/news/index.html?article=NjgwOQ==
Complaints were made under three sections of the code, all complaints dimsissed. Guido’s quote from the judgement doesn’t amount to more than the pcc saying that they understand the basis on which complaints were made. About the most Guido can claim is that the PCC acknowledged that the complainants found her remarks ‘offensive’ That, though, simply means that the pcc were literate enough to read and understand the letters sent in.
The PCC has no real teeth; its ‘judgements’ and somewhat confusing use of phrases like ‘case law’ to describe the work are all aimed at making it sound judicial when, in reality it’s a bunch of people funded by the newspaper industry intent on deflecting the pressure for statutory regulation of the press.
About the most Guido can claim is that the PCC acknowledged that the complainants found her remarks ‘offensive’ That, though, simply means that the pcc were literate enough to read and understand the letters sent in.
I’d love to see the press subject to the same consequences as any other industry; i.e fiscally responsible for the negligence of their journalism.
So I can still afford 3 cases of Brunello at the Chateau du Plebs-piss-orf?
She should be stoned to death.
Which she are you talking about?
Both are fine by me !
All the bitches
Skunk power!
All of them we don’t like
Has she chored Kate’s ring
What is “chored”?
Stolen.
NATIONAL WALKOUT AND DAY OF PROTEST AGAINST TUITION FEES – NO TO CUTS, SAVE EMA!
24th NOVEMBER, 11am
LONDON: MEET TRAFALGAR SQ. @ 12PM
Anyone up for a counter march ?
No. I once danced on the union bar though
7/10
Sign me up sir!
perhaps we could help
Are Extinguishers supplied, or must we nick our own from the union bar?
Smash up Labour HQ as well ?
I’ll join that evevt Billy!
*event!
Students should pay for their own bloody education and stop expecting the tax payer to stump up !!
Great idea,lets have a date from when all people who went to university pay for their tution fees,I would say from 1997 but all MP’s and ex MP’s from say a date 30years ago should pay double after all they have had the best that taxpayers money can buy including university.
Oh, God, I’m not even going to bother.
Calm down dear it’s only a blog,heart attacks can be for ever.
It is a fundamental principle of English law that it cannot be applied retrospectively. So, your brilliant idea is a non-starter.
Also, is it so fucking hard to understand the correct uses of an apostrophe?
It’s been cancelled. Apparently Aaron A. G. String can’t make it. He’s having a Labour Party Meejah Awareness Training Day, instead.
Is that the Mary Louisa Toynbee who managed to get into Oxford to read history with just ONE A level? Even Prince Charles needed two to get into Cambridge. Talk about privilege.
There was a special test for the well-connected Polly. A mirror was held up to her lips – once it clouded over, she was in.
he he! Good one!
She must give really good head then.
She also went to a posh public school.
Fucking hypocrite.
Polly put the kettle on
Polly probably gets a servant to put the kettle on.
This is just what Polly wanted. She has been brutally treated by the running-dog PCC, who are totally controlled by the baby-eating Coalition govt! She is now on a par with the great revolutionary heroines of socialist history!! Her place in the communitarian canon is asssured!!!.
Well, the sooner she fucks off to her Italian Villa the better it will be.
I hear that Belusconi is into rough old birds…
Polly has far too many miles on the clock for someone as discriminating as Berlusconi.
I find her on a par with Katie Price and Kerry Katona in the revolutionary heroine stakes – if only Polly could put a bit more thought into what she says she might match these intellectual giants…
Good job too! And don’t fall for any of her ‘slip of the pen’ bollox. The Left are schooled in using the phrases and imagery of the Third Reich against their right-wing opponents. The twisted old witch knew exactly what she was doing.
Not many people know that Uncle Joe was once a National Socialist. He wrote several papers on the subject, which somehow survived through the various “Terrors” he led.
Imagery of the Third Reich! Did Ed Balls somehow get carried away.
Don’t get my hopes up. I would dearly love him to be carried away, and the further away the better. Mind you, he does give a good image of the Third Reich in his picture in uniform. Cruel, and sadistic, just like the hoons who used to wear those uniforms, so I suppose he did not need any acting lessons to carry it off.
Ah, good old Ed. I remember him fondly.. where did he go to in the end ?
Seems like only 9 months ago he was to be the next annointed leader of the nasty party.
Gone, gone, but not forgotten.
Say hello to his small boy-wife for me, good fellow.
Jesus the news has gone down the u-bend. Creaming themselves over ‘eye-witnesses’ to they don’t even know what yet. The awkward silences as the newsreaders mindscrabble for another question (and what colour is the tarpaulin over what we think may be a body?) is agonising. Ffs.
Almost as good as the ‘shock horror tidal river water levels rise’ story
Was he running flat out or was he just jogging?
I don’t think there’s anyone on the Left who doesn’t have a sneaking admiration for the Nazis, deep down. They were Socialists, after all.
Wrong. Hitler disposed of the socialist tendency during the night of the long knives. The Nazis were good friends to big business.
What, and Mandlescum isn’t.
Friend to big business, that is.
Corporatist fascism, National Socialism and Marxist Socialism are left wing bedfellows and always have been. They both want to end the capitalist system and direct control via government of the means to production ( communism / socialism ) or by absorbing capitalism under the direct control of the state via crony capitalism ( fascism / nazism ). The end results are both the same, enslavement of the people by a ruling elite class. What are they teaching in schools these days, pure Soviet revisionism?
labour r gr8. ed balls gived me all my kwalificashunz.
soviet yunion is well wicked.
All socialist states become fascist sooner or later as Germany and Italy did. It’s not a large step. Just look at Russia, Venezuela and, indeed, the EU.
Ah, so you agree that the SA were socialists?
Not sure if you mean South Africa or Saudi Arabia but neither are nor were fascist. Perhaps you’ve fallen for the socialist spin that racism and fascism are the same thing? It used to be the only essential difference between the two forms of socialism (international and nationalist varieties) but now even that is blurred with the left’s hatred of 1srael.
Should have said, “..neither is, nor was..”.
Fascist grammar police are out in force this foul evening.
The Nazis were national socialists rather than international socialists. Still socialists.
I dunno, encouraging single women to breed in the name of the Fatherland seems like one of the socialist principles of the past 13 years.
And AH was a veggie.
Probably had a dog on a string too.
No sense of perspective, no common sense either. Serves the over paid silly woman right. Will she perform a public act of pennance and just stop work for Al Beeb and The Guardian…for good?
I guess that she might find employment as a mine detector in The Falklands.
Isn’t Afghanistan further away?
It is if you go the long way round.
Polly Toynbee is one of the main reasons I will not even pick up the Grauniad – not even as emergecy toilet paper.
It exacerbates one’s piles and makes them pinker.
Oh dear.
Look you oiks. Polly and her husband are very well off and have no need to take advice or criticism from the likes of you lot.
She would like it to be known that she is only playing at this left wing, on the side of the proletariat nonsense to make a few quid. Actually, Polly thinks that poor people are quite dreadful and smelly.
Except for Tuscan peasants who are more acceptably fragrant and suitably deferential.
I wonder how many of them she employs to maintain her villa.
I am still considerably richer than all of you!
Only for the moment am I saying nothing…
O/T. Student protests again! Do these soap dodging losers ever study?
Or wash !
Don’t be daft …how can they fit that in between watching Cash in the Attic;Bargain Hunt;Doctors;Countdown and research in the uni bar ?
I am so sorry ………… Silly me .
“”"Slammed”"”" ie slap on wrist, nothing will happen. Get over it Neo Cons ..LOL
PS ever noticed that even the most tenuous comment to anything remotely related to anything jewish, can land you in hot water.
Loving all the posts today… Clearly we are all in this together LOL
Anyone over the age of 13 who uses ‘LOL’ is a c unt.
ROFLMFAO !!!!
POPWAS
WTF?
S.W.A.L.K. !!!!! By the way, Tess is right, what the feck are you lot on about?
POPWAS is a new one on me, so I can only assume it means Piss off Polly We All Say.
Any other offers?
Blame the grandkids they showed us how to use this interweb thingy and those mobile phonse.
Does the PCC have an office in Tuscany?
Wow…If you use the word J*ew*ish ( without the * ) its auto rejected. WOW !!!!!!Nuff said
You new here ?
You forgot the ‘LOL’
Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?
Our homework was to write down the first five letters of the alphabet, but to make sure that they were in the right order.
Thank you google.
what about the editor accepting the article
he must hate her—knew it was a farcical and gave it the green light
The editor see’s only £ signs and Polly Perkins brings those in by the truck load,they know she gets up peoples noses and is used as a target,it works she gets the publicity and the blog hits,as we see ,we are commenting about her.
The fact that 100% of readers here are slagging her off should not be taken to mean any of us will buy her rancid newspaper.
I bumped into Polly once at a bash …………….
Pity you didn’t bump her a bit harder Tim.
Couldn’t you have bumped her off?
I bumped into Polly once at a bash
But she ignored me as I had no cash.
‘You oik’, said she with a flick of her hair
‘You stand in my presence. Is that for a dare?’
I answered no, and thought that quite rude
Though I really must stop travelling everywhere nude.
{{{Claps!}}}
Oh! I misread that. I thought you said: “I bumped into Polly’s bush.”
Is she one of the 4 footer women who know best?
I can think of Beckett,Chammi, Yasmin and probably Blears who’s mouths seem bigger than the rest of their actual body size.
beercows’ mouth on “have I got noos for yoos” was huge
You left out supergob – Chereeeee
Chereeeee, Chereee Bay-ay-ay-be, Cheeeeeereeeeee…
Don’t ya come out tonight… (Please)
Oi! Shami’s alright.
Don’t lump her together with odious fucking baggages like YAB, Beckett and Blears!
Seconded – Shami does not belong in the same breath as those other daft old mingers.
It’s a good job the PCC doesn’t look at blogs.
No one looks at your blog.
Of course they don’t.
Nowt to do with this Auld Slapper but caught Glenys Kincock on Andrew Marr Show last sunday with Heffner, lying strait faced about not pursuing her own interests as a euro leech
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00w79fd/The_Andrew_Marr_Show_14_11_2010/
What time? Can’t find it.
Yasmin A Brown and her ilk have no qualm about stoning me to oblivion. Tsk.
’tis a joke Yasmin. Deary me, no need to make a fuss!
“Everybody must get stoned”
Dylan fan. Nice one.
Leave no Stone unturned.
I tried not to.
Papa was a Rolling Stone.
It stoned me to my soul
What about the 60 million gentiles?
Look you right wing twats.I am and will always be morally superior.Facts are beside the point so don’t dare question my complete fuckwittery.Thankyou and fuck you.Polly x
All at once or one at a time?
Who cares I don’t expect many would stick around to find out.Not that she looks bad for an older lady…its the gob that’d send most running.
“Not that she looks bad”
Are you all right?
I wouldn’t poke her with a stick.
Burn the witch at the stake!!
Which witch? So many witches, so few matches.
Lot’s of faggots too.
Dear me. A bit of a soft target. Wrong she might be. Feisty too. And altogether too annoying. But taking a gratuitous pop at her … that’s a bit much. Play by some rules, big boy.
You don’t explain why.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Rules.
Twat.
Gratuitous? Fuck right off.
A shot gun up the arse !
Too good for her Billy. It’s not painful enough mate!
Then you pull the trigger
Ooh Billy, can I put my Magnum in holster?
I like my Magnum on a stick.
But which end ?
Blunderbus.
top of the mornin to you
I’d like to see Polly nude oil wrestle Yasmin Alibhi Brown. That would be HOT HOT HOT
MINDBLEACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Over-rated. Jo Brand and Kirsty Wark were much livelier.
couldn’t we use something like this to get rid of MPs?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100064107/im-loving-it-prince-william-and-kate-middletons-wedding-is-going-to-be-months-of-torture-for-lefties/
Lovely isn’t it a Royal wedding,Labour out of power and a sane PM in Downing St.Just like the good old days of freedom and democracy pre New Labour.
We have a sane PM in Downing st and we have freedom and democracy,who the hell is the new PM,I haven’t heard anything on Pravda when did cast iron go.
Don’t get your hopes up about democracy. My loyal servant, Dave, obeys only me.
Come her you Van Rumpy , This Ladys not for turning .
On Behalf of the people of the United Kingdom i say NO NO NO .
Shut your face, Thatcher.
My puppet Dave dances to my tune. Another £7bn winging its way to me to bail-out Ireland, like he promised you he wouldn’t.. oh, my puppet Dave is so good to me.
He shafts you lot, though. But I don’t give a shit.
The wailing and gnashing has already started at the Graun…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/17/royal-wedding-monarchy-microscope
They just hate the fact that the lower orders are inherrently monarchist and just cannot see what’s ‘good’ for them!
We’ll have out the bunting,the beers,friends, neighbours,the barbie and the plasma on the patio to watch it all.Lovely.Just what this ,divided,world weary nation needs, a sense patriotic togetherness.The Guardianistas/BBC can carry on being the same miserable bastards they always were.The nation will have something to celebrate ( it been a while! )
ffs,apologies for missed letters ,dodgy keyboard on the Packard Bell laptop.Not recommended.
This would be better..
Oh feck, I thought this was gonna be one of those videos that starts with, “I’ve come to repair your washing machine madam.” What a disappointment. Nice looking chick too.
no-one takes any real notice of polly…a complete joke champagne socialist who engages her mouth well in advance of operating her airbrain…were it not for the outrageous things she comes up with she would have been pensioned off years ago but her tongue is so deeply creasing labourite bums she remains connected.
Well I don’t care what all you middle-class bloghounds think, I say Polly is a jolly decent old stick who’s read more books then I’ve had pheasant patties. You’ve got to understand that after all those years of writing it’s hard to think of anything new to say. You see the same old cycle of events coming round again. You start to repeat stuff and find that you can only make a point by exaggerating and, let’s face it, the Holo-thingy, it’s nearly 70 years ago, I mean, get over it!
So I say, what’s wrong with a bit of pseudo-Frankfurt School crypto-Marxist metanalysis with a dash of lurid simile? It never did me any harm when I was lad at St Custard’s, creeping into the headmaster’s study with a comic stuffed inside my pants. Hands off Polly, I say!
Enough of that daft old bat Polly Tinbeans – what news of Phil Woolyarse? Any info please?
Hes a K unt !
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11777133
Verdict due next week
Thanks Nell.
crash the hobnobs Nellie…hows the trunk packing going in deepest norfolk..well peterborough anyway ?
What’s wrong with whittlesey, stamford and oundle? At least they have decent butchers and farmer’s markets.
what have these Afghanistan provinces got to do with it ?
May I suggest your geography is a little….hmmm….. shaky?
The PCC has found a final solution for me.
This verdict by the PCC is like waterboarding.
I have a final solution for Polly .
Guido has a final solution for honest, decent journalism.
I have sacked the idiot who done this and will make a statment to the house at 14.30 on Thursday .
On behalf of this Labour goverment i apologise to Polly .
You missed a bit out chum namely “I take full responsibility” and have acked the idiot……………………………….
Kristallnacht für Polly?
Lets all sing a Christmas Carol .
Little donkey , Little donkey
Ass.
Hello
Check out http://www.gingerfightback.com for a revelation or two about bush and blair’s relationship.
Could it be true?
are you just here to pimp your blog ?
needs Dynorod or a good blog cleaner but that ginger stuff is frighteningly realistic
My girlfriend used to call me Dynarod. I got called out ten times one night.
Billy you must have a commode glued to your fat fucking arse, you never give the keyboard a rest FFS.
No Ball , Front foot over the line !
Are you calling me a P*ki? Racist bastard.
Did you bet on it ?
Silly Billy.
on the offensive. 6.53pm.
If the cap fits……………….
Don’t you fucking start FFS, haven’t you got some chutney on the boil that needs bottling or summat?
Nope, ‘on the offensive’, plum and blackberry jams long finished, onions and chilli’s pickled, apples bottled, piccalilly made for xmas.
Winter stretches ahead of us , gonna be cold the weathermen say. Lotsa snow!
Snowboots and young nell’s toboggan at the ready.
So what have we got to do but blog?
Oh really…..?
Just seen this in the telly, amazing how so many people suddenly appear.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/8137766/Parking-rage-pensioner-rams-car-and-runs-over-driver.html
The PCC told the complainants to piss off, and a good thing too. Polly’s a lunatic, but free peach and all and all…
“However, it made clear that journalists are entitled to express their opinions – however robust or controversial they may be – provided that they are clearly distinguished from fact. In this instance, the article had clearly been presented as a comment piece, and the Commission was satisfied that readers would understand that the views expressed in the article about housing cuts represented the commentator’s personal opinions. It considered that Ms Toynbee had used the reference to “a final solution” in order to express her robust views on the housing situation and, as such, it did not consider that the reference would mislead readers as to the nature of the government cuts. It could not establish a breach of Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Code.”
Polly Toynbee thinks she can throw her weight about because she had a famous father. She’s not an intellectual, not attractive, and entirely predictable. See Cows http://www.tolpuddlemartyr.blogspot.com
I don’t wish to dampen everyone’s joy but I read the whole verdict on the PCC website and it can’t be called a slap down on Polly as it’s nothing of the sort. After the first paragraph pasted above, the rest of the verdict says she did NOT breach any codes.
“However, it made clear that journalists are entitled to express their opinions – however robust or controversial they may be – provided that they are clearly distinguished from fact. In this instance, the article had clearly been presented as a comment piece, and the Commission was satisfied that readers would understand that the views expressed in the article about housing cuts represented the commentator’s personal opinions. It considered that Ms Toynbee had used the reference to “a final solution” in order to express her robust views on the housing situation and, as such, it did not consider that the reference would mislead readers as to the nature of the government cuts. It could not establish a breach of Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Code.
The Commission understood the grounds on which the complainants had been offended by the reference to a final solution. However, it made clear that the terms of the Editors’ Code of Practice do not address issues of taste and offence. The Code is designed to address the potentially competing rights of freedom of expression and other rights of individuals, such as privacy. Newspapers and magazines have editorial freedom to publish what they consider to be appropriate provided that the rights of individuals – enshrined in the terms of the Code which specifically defines and protects these rights – are not compromised. To come to an inevitably subjective judgement as to whether such material is tasteless or offensive would amount to the Commission acting as a moral arbiter, which can lead to censorship.
Clause 5 (Intrusion into grief or shock) was designed to prevent newspapers publishing material pertaining to an instance involving personal grief or shock in an insensitive manner, in order to protect individuals during the aftermath of such instances. While the Commission understood that the complainants found the reference to “a final solution” in the context of financial cuts to be insensitive, it did not consider that any general reference to the H*locaust in this manner amounted to a breach of Clause 5 (i) of the Code.
One complainant also expressed concern that the article was in breach of Clause 12 (Discrimination) of the Code. The Commission made clear that, while the clause prevented pejorative or prejudicial reference to an individual’s religion or race, it does not cover generalised remarks groups of people. Given that the complainant considered that the reference to “a final solution” discriminated against J*wish people in general, the Commission could not establish a breach of Clause 12 (Discrimination) of the Code.”
Water off a duck’s back (or more properly, an old trout’s back!) for the Tuscan palazzo princess. The BBC and the Grauniad will continue allowing her a platform for the Liebour party.
PT knew exactly what she was doing. She’s not an old hack for nothing.
If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine…
At least in the eyes of her left-wing claque.
I find her lack of intelligence disturbing.
oh my. They don’t arf use a lotta words these people, don’t they hey?
why didn’t they just say, Polly, you’re fired, shut the fuck up and surrender your passport to the Italian police, we don’t want to see you in this country ever again…???
alternativel – just fuck off Pol
Too long……….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
toothless banal organisation severely limited by it’s very limited terms of reference…waste of time and money
Toothless (and broken) by design – run by the newspapers to fool the little people into thinking that they have some form of redress. As I understand it, the first thing complainants have to do is sign away their right to compensation before the PCC will touch their complaint.
If there was no PCC then newspaper publishers might have to deal with a complaints/arbitration organisation with teeth.
Polly put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on. Polly put the er thingy?
Now where did I put Iron?
OOPS
How did I end up advertising on thi network
I’m reporting the PCC to the PCC.
The woman is a self-satisfied silly cow who probably (almost certainly) smells of stale piss
What about fish ????
Codswallop.
You’re scaling new heights with that question!
Polly will cook socks in hell!
Sorry! Sorry…
that should be…
Polly will cook socks in HULL
I’m dyslexic you know.
The power of soap compels you!
Just another pig in knickers !!
She a member of the special constabulary then? I thought that was against her religion.
Billy Bowden, leave that prick concrete pump and come and be my bumboy.
Of course we musn’t knock pollytwaddle too hard. She and nickrobinson and all her other leftwing graudian and beeb journalist pals do us all a favour.
They keep liebour’s/militwit’s laughable idiotic ideas, and lack of policies, firmly in the public domain.
And at least they keep providing us with entertainment and amusement as with the nus and bobcrow.
Polly put your dildo on,
Polly put your dildo on,
Polly, put your dildo on,
it’s time for me.
Hey guy’s just like to say thanks to all you taxpaying common people
for paying for mine and Katie’s wedding
just means that we can get shit faced yar !
quite a few bottles of vintage Moet each should sort it
and we won’t have to worry about the tab
look forward to all you common rubbish standing in the rain waving your little flags whilst me and all my extreamly wealthy chums get absolutly shit faced at your expence
ok yar and thanks again !
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5iz7RqOU7FUFHlIr8vIRhZF2qbWag?docId=N0120641289996034022A
The Royal Weddding is likely to give the British Economy a £620million shot in the arm.
With luck squeaker and trollop wife, hattieharpic, pollytwaddle and dour union leaders like bobcrow will take themselves off to france on a daytrip to buy booze.
That’s apparently what hattieharpic and leftwing labour did thirty years ago at the last big royal wedding, that’s presumably because they were miffed at not getting an invite.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/europe/the-royal-wedding/cashing-in-on-a-royal-wedding/article1802352/
THe forthcoming royalwedding is expected to bring a £620million boost to the british economy.
Naah, I know he can write and spell . Unlike you !
Is Ms. Catherine Middlewicket up the duff, do you think?
Willy Wonka has been porking her for long enough.
modded.
Not allowed to mention pollytwaddle and ricknobinson in the same breathe then?
Fuck sake Guido pays me fucking monkey nuts !
Don’t you mean Pollytwat and Toenails?
They’re the one’s!!!
‘Course fredtheshred, gordon’s personal banker adviser, was also a freind of theirs.
Georgie porgie Osbourne announces massive cuts in public spending
and proceeds to give all the fucking savings away as soon as he makes any
where does this gayer get off ?
Kin ‘ell !! Your tweets make me sound REALLY interesting !
What a total, utter waste of oxygen this wet leftie is…please, do us all a favour and SHUT THE FUCK UP we are not interested in your tedious life.
How do you insert a graphic into a post?
Drill a pilot hole first.
Ask Google. He’ll tell you all you need to know. That will be 21 guineas please.
Fuck my cock-sucking old boot that BerHunt is a silly load of shit!
What do you care about the little people? What are they to you, when the opportunity of living the good life as a member of the establishment is there for the taking?
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/home/body-parts-taken-from-sellafield-workers-without-consent-report-1.780555?referrerPath=home
“Three High Court judges considering former Labour MP Phil Woolas’s bid to overturn his ban from politics have reserved judgement.
The judges said there were “difficult questions to resolve” and a judgement might not come before next week.
Lawyers for Mr Woolas argued during the two-day hearing that the election court’s interpretation of the law was flawed. The judges also have to decide if they can hear a fast-track application for judicial review.
It is thought both judgements will be made together.”
Oh Gord that sounds like bad news. Should have been cut and dried.
It’s a bit of a cracker,the Law Lords deciding on a descision that the Law Lords made,reckon human nature will decide and not the law,after all who likes to be told they are wrong.
I can drone on like Angela Eagle!
Yeah, but she’s a hundred times more interesting.
Working Lunch was your natural habitat, dough boy.
Why didn’t my wedding in 2000 generate the same kind of excitement and coverage?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1351451/Gordon-Browns-budget-wedding.html
Could it be something to do with the fact that you did it all behind closed curtains, had less than thirty guests, served ribena, sprite and pastrami rolls, and didn’t even have a honeymoon?
I mean we’ve all heard of tight scotsmen , but that sounds extreme even for the scots doesn’t it?
We did have a honeymoon. I stayed in Fife and she went to Canterbury. It was lovely.
I see that part-time employment increased last month. You’ll be included in that statistic won’t you, shithead ??
Part-time employment at £65k per annum plus expenses that are in the region of £120k pa??!!
Can I have that part-time job?
And since he has already publicly said that he is not prepared to do a proper MP’s job, when is he going to give it up?
I can recommend a tight scotsman.
I’ve had a few in my time.
P.S. Do you want to see the wife’s gynacological reports?
So can I his name is gordon brown.
Has he ever bought a round at the bar?
Apparently not.
Is that your judgement on a person’s character? Whether or not they stood some pisshead from the boondocks a free drink?
How can you buy a round when you’re the only person in the pub?
He did take a big bag of beer to a party at university. Except it turned out it was a few cans over a pile of bricks.
A liar and crook from the start.
A born Parliamentarian!
I want to see your wife’s gynaecological reports. In Welsh. It’s my legal right.
PS: I think you’re probably a queer. I’ll mark you down as “probably a queer”.
Could it be nearly a year ago that our host forecast Ireland’s economy bouncing back faster than the UK?
http://order-order.com/2009/12/09/the-budget-britain-needs-was-delivered-in-ireland/
http://www.tuscanbellhouse.com/?gclid=CN7gn9jMqKUCFYUe4Qod6y4zjg
So how does someone like pollytwaddle, who owns a place like this, even begin to understand the british welfare classes, never mind the working classes??!!
She doesn’t understand them, like all the Guardinaista wankers, she thinks she does, or rather she thinks she understands them they way she thinks they should be, not actually how they are.
Who gives a fuck what Polly or any of the other gobshites that spew out printed vomit think?
Apart from the brain dead mongs that read them, and then regurgitate the fodder, obviously.
We do. She’s paid, too generously, from our taxes.
The graudian makes Big!money from local government, central goverment and beeb job adverts.
Who d’ya think pays for it?
We do.
The money they make from advertising all those non-jobs are paid to her to write her left wing champagne socialist twaddle.
You should care. It’s your money!!
Perhaps you should care about all those MPs paying back money and getting away scot free.
http://order-order.com/2010/11/17/what-is-ian-lavery-covering-up/
Some of us care about that too.
But it is long past time where the graudian’s government advertising revenue, for non jobs, was cut off!
That also is worth £millions!!
“Some of us care about that too.”
Is that why you voted Conservative troughers back into power, or was it just neccesary in order to get Brown out?
You wanted gordon back in no.10, aintbustinagut back in the mod and edballs back in education did you?
Thank the Lord you didn’t succeed!!!
OK nell. I give up. You’ve got me banged to rights as a Labour troll.
How does one simple elector have such perception?
You could say that about most of them on the front bench, nell. But ya won’t.
Dack you are wrong about that. I have said it.
What I will say is that I’d rather we had the coalition than labour – because labour failed us big time over the last 13 years.
Yes! The coalition still have to prove they can do a better job.
Voters are watching.
X factor and get me out of this shithole mostly.
Well I’m not a Labour supporter either so I’d agree. But your point was that Polly can’t empathise because she’s wealthy. So what hope for the even wealthier?
She’s just a lowlife hack – they all have out of body experiences.
The Germans were useless. If I had been working in Auschwitz not one dirty juuu would have survived. Just look at all the evil in the worlds cause by dirty juuus.
Osborne is a traitor, Dave is complicit.
Hitler was right!
Trist’am ‘unt on’t chunnel fower noos communtin’ on’t weddin’ – ey dunna saem t’ave picked up ah Storke acsunt yet. Wunder if ‘ees spending much tarme in ‘is cunstichewency? Dunna saem larhk eet.
I’ve been m o dded for using a Stoke accent. That’s a new one.
If you insist on saying that “all juice, nickers, muslins, gaze, whops, spicks and spacks should be g*assed”, in a, patently, phoney Potteries accent, you may find yourself being bounced.
Ah jus’ sed summat abaht Tristram ‘unt.
Accents have been banned !
Oim not ‘avin’ thaaaat.
Mon Dieu! That’s very grave and could cause acute pain in the brain you know.
Notice how the Labour frontbench grin at the mention of M * bride. Evil Hunts. But I did enjoy the smile wiped off their faces when he mentioned the SpAd who was hired because she “speaks New Labour”.
The look on the Labour c unts is priceless.
OFGS I am sick of people carrying on as if they own this phrase. The woman is mad, of course, but free speech is free speech.
Wool-Arse will win his appeal
you heard it first hear !
http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/
In which Bercow shows himself to be an oily rag looking for a wheel to grease. What a pathetic little waster he is.
I’m reporting the word “stoned” to the police.
I’m reporting the Oxford English Dictionary to the police for containing the word “stoned”.
*Giggle*
Won’t do you no good , honey x .
We’ll brick ya , instead .
Love E x .
**wipes tea from screen and keyboard**
Good evening, madam! That’s the spirit, sir. Over.
This will be Britain in a few years. (Bradford and Oldham are already there).
Take their moth-eaten prayer mats away. Job done. If that fails, pile in with steel toe-caps.
wank wank
wank wank
wank wank
To be sure to be sure,
I’ve always said them English were think as pig shit so I did!
http://synonblog.dailymail.co.uk/2010/11/first-the-potato-now-the-euro-how-ireland-has-been-destroyed-again.html
This is what you get for joining the euro.
Hopefully the EU will eventually be gone, because it’s a worthless organisation that costs us loads of money for no benefit.
We only have to get lucky once.
You have to be lucky every time
you were warned tha bankers would want bailed out again but did you listen?
did you fuck
That judgement in full:
“Whilst we are mindful of the fact that MS Toynbee upset surviving relations of 6,000,000 dead Jews and also 100.000 gays and all the Gypsies and the people classified as retarded and the elderly in nursing home, it would seem to be her right to traduce their memories and to trample them into the mud.”
The EU will be gone, hopefully before De*bt-Happy Dave (“I won’t bail out the eurozone”) has borrowed tens of billions in our name, in a futile attempt to bail-out the eurozone.
There once was a country called Éire
Who’s people could not have been fairer.
They joined the Euro
And what do you know?
They look to the east for their carer.
EU EU EU.
OUT OUT OUT !
“The BBC’s plan to broadcast a Panorama documentary into allegations of Fifa corruption is “unpatriotic”, says the head of England’s 2018 World Cup bid.
“I’m incredibly disappointed with the timing of what the BBC seem to be proposing with Panorama,” said the 2018 bid chief executive Andy Anson.
“To do it the week before the vote – I don’t think think it’s patriotic.”
The BBC said the programme, which is expected to go out on 29 November “will be in the public interest”.
World governing body Fifa will decide who will host the 2018 and 2022 competitions on 2 December.
Anson’s accusation came on the day that Fifa released an executive summary of the various 2018 bids, which rated England as “low risk”, a rare piece of good news for the 2018 team that has been buffeted by frequent setbacks.”
Тhіѕ іѕ Аl-Jаbееbа’ѕ nеw аntі-Соаlіtіоn ѕtrаtеgy.
Таkіng ѕріn tо а nеw lеvеl.
Rаthеr thаn juѕt tаlkіng dоwn еvеry gооd nеwѕ ѕtоry (е.g. tоdаy’ѕ unеmрlоymеnt fіgurеѕ), thеy аrе nоw ѕеttіng оut tо ѕаbоtаgе аnythіng thаt mіght lіft thе рublіс mооd bеfоrе іt hарреnѕ.
Lаbоur іѕ аѕ jеаlоuѕ аѕ fuсk аbоut:
Wіll+Kаtе
FІFА Wоrld Сuр Віd
Оlymрісѕ
RWС 2011 Vісtоry
ЕІІR Dіаmоnd Jubіlее
Іt wіll іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС tо ѕubvеrt аny fееl-gооd еffесt іt саn frоm аnythіng іt саn fіnd, but еѕресіаlly thіngѕ thаt wіll рut thе Тоrіеѕ іn thе lіmеlіght.
Іf wе dоn’t gеt thе 2018 Wоrld Сuр, whаt wіll hарреn tо ТV Lісеnѕе rеvеnuеѕ nоw?
But you’d miss Bargain Hunt and Homes Under the Hammer? And Weakest Link, The One Show, Doctors, Merlin, Strictly, Andrew Marr and Eastenders.
Where would you find such premier shows then? Its not as if ITV or C4 or five would make that sort of leading quality show now is it?
“Іt [Labour] wіll іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС “
Not quite; the chain of command goes, “The unions will instruct Labour to іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС.”
But watching England losing to the French, the only major team worse than England, maybe it would be less embarrassing to let the Russkies have a go.
I seen the piece , He doesnt know whats in the program
Mad old bag.
Though on free speech I believe that anything goes, incitement to murder, the whole lot.
Weren’t most of us told as nippers that: “If your best friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”
We’re all responsible for our own actions, anything else is just PC Marxist bullshit.
Fuck off u lot. Freezing civil servant pay is just like releasing zyklon b into a packed shower room.
If only we could release some at PMQs, we’ed get all the fuckers at one fell swoop.
That’s a very good plan. My plan was to turn the HoC into a prison – bar the windows, block the doors, not let the inmates out.. but your plan is much better.
Ever seen one of us in paid employment?
Thought not.
SIR- I paid one of your type to tarmacadam my driveway, sir. Lovely job. Unfortunately, Mrs. Filth insisted on parking her car on it and, after five weeks, it looks worse than before, sir.
Which temporary camp should I seek recompense from? Reuben seemed like a decent chap but I do need to insert my truncheon in his anus for peace of mind, sir. Over.
Ewanme says:
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I’d say I’m pretty close.
Four men, believed to be of Liberal Democrat appearance, were apprehended following the discovery of a bloodstained and battered corpse, possibly of Simon Hughes, was discovered in a beaten up van on the A30 in Sunningdale.
Investigations are continuing, said Thames Valley’s finest.
So What ?
http://www.youtube.com/user/liarpoliticians#p/u/4/1kemNKtKsGo
So Ireland collapses. The knock on effect hits Portugal, Spain and eventually the Euro, followed by the disintigration of the EU, and total meltdown of all economies.
Is that what you want, cause i don’t think you can handle it.
YES!
Bring it on Van baby!
YES!
Bring it on Osborne baby!
First of all fuck off you duplicating misidentifying twat!
Secondly I agree, the Irish wanted to be part of the EU and this is the heavy price of that decision brought home. We in the UK have no obligation whatsoever to bail them out, the EU on the other hand are and so are the good peoples of Ireland. Who ever said that standing on your own two feet was easy, it isn’t and never will be.
Welcome to the real world Paddy, oh you want to take the gains, but spread the pains!
Tut tut tut, that just want do now will it!
OMG !!!
You is soooooooo negative , Rumpey , hun !!!!!
I woz in The Girl Guides so I can cope wiv most thins , I spose .
Have you ever done a poo over a open trench an then had to backfill it AND cover up other people’s turds , an all ????
Thought not , petal x .
You people ain’t cut out for life .
Byeeee E x .
That’s the dream scenario. It will also break Traitor Camoron’s rotten little heart, which will be an added bonus.
P.C. Filth says:
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Would one of you helpful co-conspirators please tell me how you format text to be bold or italic, and how you embed images like the Sally Cow tweet above?
Sure. For the really important things there’s Mastercard. Pay £50 to Quango enterprises and we’ll send a link.
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For everything else there’s google.
You really are up your own bottoms, aren’t you?
I don’t think it can be explained without it actually doing it.
Graphics fiedilty
Whatever happened to old Charlie Flacidwidget?
I think he wore out his welcome to here and even Labourlies
Yeah I know the feeling.
Oh the fan club have turned up
Billy, I’d say it’s more like a death squad than a fan club, but close.
oh well in that case i dont have to sell t-shirts
A picture of you stuffed and mounted should do good business on here, innit?
We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.
As per BQ MP: Google “html italic” and “html bold” etc,.
On a practical note:
If I press and type some shit followed by
I go all itallicy
Super!
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OK. I just read:
Sir Tom Jones has offered to sing at Prince Williams’ wedding
Oh, fuck, just when you thought it could get no worse.
X-Factor winner to join him .
Well done, Clever old you. Now perhaps you can look up how to use apostrophes properly too?
I see Peston’s back on the 10pm News tonight, talking up a run on the Irish banks.
” Its the right thing to do “
Good Evening fellow window lickers !
Do you never sleep?
You scare me.
Evening Tessa , Nah gotts do some work Starting in about half hour
It’s legit work, right?
Nothing involving balaclavas or anything?
Yeah it is legit
Hiya , Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever !
I’m Ewanme x .
How’s it hangin ?
E x .
Pissed or piss taking ?
I’m good at botha x .
I’m on your side , if that does anythin to ease the feelings of paranoia , darlin .
I’ll stick my oar in wherever it’s needed .
E x .
You crack on doing it then Ewanme
I aint para , Just doing O/T
*Laughs*
x .
The misses does a lot off that …………….
Bollocks to the cuts! I don’t see many MPs or banksters suffering.
Swallow this, and you swallow everlasting serfdom.
If you want to see an MP suffering, do us all a favour and drive a stake through Ed Miliband’s heart.
Guido, I hope you called him Dave.
So hes out being a media whore ?
But at least he can afford the cab fare home, and doesn’t have to take to the wheel himself.
Be grateful for small mercies.
True and it his own money unlike MPS .
Those CCHQ cheques don’t collect themselves.
You grovelling little bastard,Guido
Fuck me. Sychophantism is contagious.
Jesus. Is Twitter still going? Novelty not worn off yet?
I hope you reminded CMD of his promises to clean up politics by reducing the number of MPs and making the others liable to recall election. Cam seems to have gone soft on the Sunlight agenda.
I’ll add it to the Bumper Book of Cameron’s Broken Promises.
Page 1,593.
What an absolute c u n t. Or is this a laugh? (?!)
Coalition of Resistance: Can’t Pay, Won’t Pay
Hundreds of political bloggers are blockading Downing Street
Are we expecting Cornwallian-levels of rainfall tonight, then?
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Tat’s wanking and typing experiment seems to be coming along.
You said ‘coming’. heh heh heh!
It’d be more of an experiment if he typed and didn’t wank.
He needs to ALT->Right-Arrow to flick through the pictures, surely?
Where’s the Labour mong who turns up to post the Bullingdon video a thousand times and say “wuv” and “winkie” ad nauseum?
I don’t know. Is that what happens here at night nowadays? It’s a long time since I was on this blog late at night. It’s a bit scary. Strange people hang out here at night.
” Coughs “
Yes, OK, strange people and you, Billy.
Cheers Tessa you a star .
I wish.
Good night.
Laters Tessa , Take care , have a good one .
Thank you…uh uh and goodbye.
Wanna a lapdance?
How naive the world was back then.
If we could turn back the clock, none of it would have happened.
If we could turn back time
If you could turn back time you wouldn’t have to use a jack hammer when pleasuring yourself.
You awful media whore. Do you know iain dale?
But if your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle.
I hear some of the brainless twats on here actually voted for the cun’t.
Says it all about their judgement.
And if you remember I apologized for my misspent youth and admitted to it too, unlike many other people who dare not admit who they voted for. Personally I blame John Major, he was a dull boring twat out of ideas on the fag end of a true revolutionary.
He may have been boring but he got bliar nailed. If I remember rightly he called him “an unprincipled scoundrel”
Highen sight is a wonderful thing to be sure and youth is it’s own worse enemy more often than not, but the very worse thing you can do is not to admit your own mistakes to yourself.
And again I apologize, and yes Blair was and still is “an unprincipled scoundrel”, what else can I say?
WVM: The word is ‘hindsight”
O/T
Rejoice !
Today is the first day of the end game for EU.
So it’s not only UK banks that we need to bail out .. it is every one the EU demand ?
Don’t think so.
Time to strike Mr Cameron – we may not even need a referendum to get out.
Play your cards and prosperity awaits.
GET OUT.
Except Camoron’s going to borrow money to throw at Brussels to keep the EU alive.
Wow, if ever there was a PM with his finger far removed from the pulse of the nation..
You may be correct but I suspect he’s no lover of the EU and playing a longer game either to get us out OR to remain a member which gives us trade benefits but little else.
Remember he has the Coalition Libs and Conservative Europhiles to be neutralised.
If I’m wrong then his hand may be forced in any case.
Any way, I do believe the UK membership under current terms is a medium term problem at worst.
RIP EU – it won’t be missed.
Playing a longer game FFS?
How long does the ‘game’ have to be before it puts the UK back in to the dark ages?
Ah, I get it now. Long enough so that bankers get their megatons of flesh.
Fuck the bankers, fuck CallMeDave and fuck parliament.
You twats fear fire extinguishers? You aint seen nothin’ yet.
By throwing £7 Billion of taxpayers money at the Irish Bankers.
I expect a referendum from Cast Iron Cameron on the 23rd of NEVER.
“Dave doing stand-up at Speccie Awards”
I prefer him bent over.
Wit not really your forte, is it?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
Being in a charitable mood, I’d like to say thank you to all the fellow Brown haters here who make this site an entertaining read. And keeping with the awards theme from tonight, equal first place goes to Bill Quango, William Wadd and Billy Bowden for providing much of the humour, and an honourable mention to White Van Man. And going back to that which unites us, let’s have a couple of good jokes about the mongtastic former prime minister who bankrupted the nation.
“Your acceptance speech was pretty good @tom_watson”
about 1 hour ago: “Picked up your attack dog award for you @tom_watson, have given it to @jwoodcockmp, who is sitting nervously next to me, to pass on.”
about 1 hour ago: “Dave doing stand-up at Speccie Awards”
about 6 hours ago: “Polly Slammed By the PCC: Polly “final solution for the poor” Toynbee has been slapped down by the Press Compla… http://bit.ly/caxnFm“
Which of these would you want your ideal government to do?
Referendum on leaving EU
Restoring capital punishment
Raising taxes on top 10%
Withdrawing from EU without holding a referendum
1 then 4
4. saves time AND money.
Straw poll after withdrawal to justify the action will do.
Dunno , should be upto voters .
The Squeaker once again interrupted and effectively censored what was shaping up to be a very effective onslaught by Cameron on The labour front bench and their legacy in office at PMQ’s today. This man is a disgrace and is clearly compromised by his wife. He is fooling no one by constantly using the phrase “It is not what the Public want’. Let me tell you Mr Squeaker IT IS !
I love you all.
And you are ?
I’m sure Al ja-Beeba will be telling us hoe those wonderful Muslims in Bradford will be celebrating the marriage of two infidels.