November 17th, 2010

Polly Slammed By the PCC

Polly final solution for the poor” Toynbee has been slapped down by the Press Complaints Commission for her remarks comparing the government cuts to the murder of six million Jews:

“The Commission understood that readers may have found the use of the phrase “final solution” in the context of an article about benefits cuts unnecessary and offensive.”

Nice to see Polly’s exit from reality has been officially noted.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Poor Polly so misunderstood …………. Nah Gutted you fat minger !!!!!

  2. 2
    Really Fucked Off Now says:

    Toynbee is an offensive piece of shit

  3. 3
    no longer anonymous says:

    It’s political correctness gone mad!

  4. 4
    The Watcher says:

    She should be stoned to death.

  5. 5
    Mr Plum says:

    Has she chored Kate’s ring

  6. 6
    Andy Coulson says:


    24th NOVEMBER, 11am


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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Is that the Mary Louisa Toynbee who managed to get into Oxford to read history with just ONE A level? Even Prince Charles needed two to get into Cambridge. Talk about privilege.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Does she have to publish a apology ?

  9. 9
    oi luv says:

    Polly put the kettle on

  10. 10
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    This is just what Polly wanted. She has been brutally treated by the running-dog PCC, who are totally controlled by the baby-eating Coalition govt! She is now on a par with the great revolutionary heroines of socialist history!! Her place in the communitarian canon is asssured!!!.

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    old stinker says:

    I would just prefer if she had a wash

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    Polly put Martin Kettle on says:

    Good job too! And don’t fall for any of her ‘slip of the pen’ bollox. The Left are schooled in using the phrases and imagery of the Third Reich against their right-wing opponents. The twisted old witch knew exactly what she was doing.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Jesus the news has gone down the u-bend. Creaming themselves over ‘eye-witnesses’ to they don’t even know what yet. The awkward silences as the newsreaders mindscrabble for another question (and what colour is the tarpaulin over what we think may be a body?) is agonising. Ffs.

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyone up for a counter march ?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t think there’s anyone on the Left who doesn’t have a sneaking admiration for the Nazis, deep down. They were Socialists, after all.

  16. 16
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Are Extinguishers supplied, or must we nick our own from the union bar?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    No sense of perspective, no common sense either. Serves the over paid silly woman right. Will she perform a public act of pennance and just stop work for Al Beeb and The Guardian…for good?

    I guess that she might find employment as a mine detector in The Falklands.

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    A Lump of Poo says:

    Here! That’s a bit uncalled-for.

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    Polly Toynbee is one of the main reasons I will not even pick up the Grauniad – not even as emergecy toilet paper.

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    The Guardian of the Left says:

    Oh dear.

  21. 21
    Polly's accountant says:

    Look you oiks. Polly and her husband are very well off and have no need to take advice or criticism from the likes of you lot.

    She would like it to be known that she is only playing at this left wing, on the side of the proletariat nonsense to make a few quid. Actually, Polly thinks that poor people are quite dreadful and smelly.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Smash up Labour HQ as well ?

  23. 23
    Méfiez-vous des Geeks portant GIFs says:

    All the little cockcroaches are getting quite angry and bitter aren’t they – all the gnashing and wailing is getting louder and more desperate.


  24. 24
    Polly Wolly Doodle says:

    I am still considerably richer than all of you!

  25. 25
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Not many people know that Uncle Joe was once a National Socialist. He wrote several papers on the subject, which somehow survived through the various “Terrors” he led.

  26. 26
    When will the NUS pay for the criminal damage they cause? says:

    O/T. Student protests again! Do these soap dodging losers ever study?

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    Méfiez-vous des Geeks portant GIFs says:

    Still, she’s a rich piece of shit with a grandiosed sense of Entitlement.

    Perhaps she could join the twitterers on LiveChat PMQs?

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    A warning from history says:

    Wrong. Hitler disposed of the socialist tendency during the night of the long knives. The Nazis were good friends to big business.

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    Not With Nick says:

    “””Slammed”””” ie slap on wrist, nothing will happen. Get over it Neo Cons ..LOL

    PS ever noticed that even the most tenuous comment to anything remotely related to anything jewish, can land you in hot water.

    Loving all the posts today… Clearly we are all in this together LOL

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Or wash !

  31. 31
    Sophie says:

    Does the PCC have an office in Tuscany?

  32. 32
    Not With Nick says:

    Wow…If you use the word J*ew*ish ( without the * ) its auto rejected. WOW !!!!!!Nuff said

  33. 33
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    There was a special test for the well-connected Polly. A mirror was held up to her lips – once it clouded over, she was in.

  34. 34
    dr. sipp says:

    what about the editor accepting the article

    he must hate her—knew it was a farcical and gave it the green light

  35. 35
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    I bumped into Polly once at a bash …………….

  36. 36
    Beness says:

    Is she one of the 4 footer women who know best?
    I can think of Beckett,Chammi, Yasmin and probably Blears who’s mouths seem bigger than the rest of their actual body size.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You new here ?

  38. 38

    It’s a good job the PCC doesn’t look at blogs.

  39. 39
    Going Postal says:

    Nowt to do with this Auld Slapper but caught Glenys Kincock on Andrew Marr Show last sunday with Heffner, lying strait faced about not pursuing her own interests as a euro leech

  40. 40
    Beast 666 says:

    Yasmin A Brown and her ilk have no qualm about stoning me to oblivion. Tsk.
    ’tis a joke Yasmin. Deary me, no need to make a fuss!

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    Going Postal says:

    beercows’ mouth on “have I got noos for yoos” was huge

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    University isn't about studying !!! says:

    Don’t be daft …how can they fit that in between watching Cash in the Attic;Bargain Hunt;Doctors;Countdown and research in the uni bar ?

  43. 43
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Except for Tuscan peasants who are more acceptably fragrant and suitably deferential.

    I wonder how many of them she employs to maintain her villa.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am so sorry ………… Silly me .

  45. 45
    50 Calibre says:

    Well, the sooner she fucks off to her Italian Villa the better it will be.

    I hear that Belusconi is into rough old birds…

  46. 46
    The Watcher says:

    You left out supergob – Chereeeee

  47. 47
    Tommy Atkins says:

    What about the 60 million gentiles?

  48. 48
    Potty Polly says:

    Look you right wing twats.I am and will always be morally superior.Facts are beside the point so don’t dare question my complete fuckwittery.Thankyou and fuck you.Polly x

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    Inquisitor says:

    Burn the witch at the stake!!

  50. 50
    50 Calibre says:

    Only for the moment am I saying nothing…

  51. 51
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Anyone over the age of 13 who uses ‘LOL’ is a c unt.

  52. 52
    Polly Filler says:

    I’m sooooo sooooo sorry.

    Now back to the chardonnay in my £2 million Tuscan villa.

    Ha ha ha!

  53. 53
    Michael Read says:

    Dear me. A bit of a soft target. Wrong she might be. Feisty too. And altogether too annoying. But taking a gratuitous pop at her … that’s a bit much. Play by some rules, big boy.

  54. 54
    Still trippin' says:

    “Everybody must get stoned”

  55. 55
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    You forgot the ‘LOL’

  56. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A shot gun up the arse !

  57. 57

    Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?

  58. 58
    The Watcher says:

    Which witch? So many witches, so few matches.

  59. 59
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Baroness Buscombe, Chair/man/person/woman/Leader etc of Press Complaints Commission.

    District Councillor in 1995. By 1999 she was made a life peer.

    Now that’s what I call a successful political career – or does she know where the bodies are?

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I dunno.

    You’re obviously some sort of cockroach. You tell me!

  61. 61
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    No. I once danced on the union bar though

  62. 62
    The deaf mute. says:

    What time? Can’t find it.

  63. 63
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Imagery of the Third Reich! Did Ed Balls somehow get carried away.

  64. 64
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Go easy on the Tuscan houseboy Polly.

    There’s been enough of a shitstorm in the Gruan lately about columnists mistreating their servants.

  65. 65
    The Great Unsympathetic British Tax Paying Public says:

    Students should pay for their own bloody education and stop expecting the tax payer to stump up !!

  66. 66
    Rat's arse says:

    I’ll join that evevt Billy!

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    Rat's arse says:


  68. 68
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    All at once or one at a time?

  69. 69
    Super Yachts, Champagne & Socialism says:

    What, and Mandlescum isn’t.

    Friend to big business, that is.

  70. 70
    Rat's arse says:

    Too good for her Billy. It’s not painful enough mate!

  71. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Then you pull the trigger

  72. 72
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Polly would be a slight distraction from the actual event of PMQs. There are many, many, many people on the internet, who despise the santimonious hypocrite and can never get at her or her kind, face to face as it were. Taking live fire from hostiles from the internet, may be a little tres chaud for piss poor Polly’s liking methinks.

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    stun says:

    Almost as good as the ‘shock horror tidal river water levels rise’ story

  74. 74
    Number 10's cat says:

    She must give really good head then.

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    un co operative but about to hide behind an IP proxy says:

    top of the mornin to you

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    QWERTY says:

    I’d like to see Polly nude oil wrestle Yasmin Alibhi Brown. That would be HOT HOT HOT

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    Old dog no tricks says:

    But which end ?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    MINDBLEACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    Great idea,lets have a date from when all people who went to university pay for their tution fees,I would say from 1997 but all MP’s and ex MP’s from say a date 30years ago should pay double after all they have had the best that taxpayers money can buy including university.

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    smoggie says:

    All socialist states become fascist sooner or later as Germany and Italy did. It’s not a large step. Just look at Russia, Venezuela and, indeed, the EU.

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    Punk says:

    couldn’t we use something like this to get rid of MPs?

  82. 82

    Why have you stolen ‘Geeks’ moniker? Everyone here knows what Geeks posts are like.
    You’re just another sad stalker.
    Someone who harrasses, annoys, provokes because of self contempt and jealousy. Is known for doing anything to get a reaction. Will go to any length because hes so f’in sad and has no life whatsoever. Bruised ego loser.

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    The Apostrophe Police says:

    Oh, God, I’m not even going to bother.

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    no-one takes any real notice of polly…a complete joke champagne socialist who engages her mouth well in advance of operating her airbrain…were it not for the outrageous things she comes up with she would have been pensioned off years ago but her tongue is so deeply creasing labourite bums she remains connected.

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    No one looks at your blog.

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    smoggie says:

    Was political correctness ever sane? It is the opposite of common sense.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Well I don’t care what all you middle-class bloghounds think, I say Polly is a jolly decent old stick who’s read more books then I’ve had pheasant patties. You’ve got to understand that after all those years of writing it’s hard to think of anything new to say. You see the same old cycle of events coming round again. You start to repeat stuff and find that you can only make a point by exaggerating and, let’s face it, the Holo-thingy, it’s nearly 70 years ago, I mean, get over it!

    So I say, what’s wrong with a bit of pseudo-Frankfurt School crypto-Marxist metanalysis with a dash of lurid simile? It never did me any harm when I was lad at St Custard’s, creeping into the headmaster’s study with a comic stuffed inside my pants. Hands off Polly, I say!

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    no longer anonymous says:

    I just find it amusing that Polly has been lanced by the thought police she helped create.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Enough of that daft old bat Polly Tinbeans – what news of Phil Woolyarse? Any info please?

  91. 91
    Potty Polly says:

    Who cares I don’t expect many would stick around to find out.Not that she looks bad for an older lady…its the gob that’d send most running.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Over-rated. Jo Brand and Kirsty Wark were much livelier.

  93. 93
    Polly Toy Bee says:

    The PCC has found a final solution for me.

  94. 94
    John Simpson says:

    This verdict by the PCC is like waterboarding.

  95. 95
    A Hitler says:

    I have a final solution for Polly .

  96. 96
    Sir William Waad says:

    Ah, so you agree that the SA were socialists?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hes a K unt !

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    uk Fred says:

    Which she are you talking about?

  99. 99
    Polly Toy Bee says:

    Guido has a final solution for honest, decent journalism.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hate the sinner love the sin.

    Polly should be free to say whatever she wants as should everyone else. As long as she doesn’t incite violence she can say anything as far as I’m concerned. We should be free to slag her off on here but the PCC should stay out of it.

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    Elsie Beattie, 83 says:

    ROFLMFAO !!!!

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    Of course they don’t.

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    peanut gallery denizen says:


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    Tessa Tickles says:

    This would be better..

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    uk Fred says:

    Don’t get my hopes up. I would dearly love him to be carried away, and the further away the better. Mind you, he does give a good image of the Third Reich in his picture in uniform. Cruel, and sadistic, just like the hoons who used to wear those uniforms, so I suppose he did not need any acting lessons to carry it off.

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    uk Fred says:

    Isn’t Afghanistan further away?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I have sacked the idiot who done this and will make a statment to the house at 14.30 on Thursday .

    On behalf of this Labour goverment i apologise to Polly .

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Both are fine by me !

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    The Orwellian Undercroft of New Labour Doublespeak says:

    Kristallnacht für Polly?

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    A Gentleman Rioter says:

    Sign me up sir!

  112. 112
    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    Calm down dear it’s only a blog,heart attacks can be for ever.

  113. 113
    arnie says:

    The Nazis were national socialists rather than international socialists. Still socialists.

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    Mike Hunt says:


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    Disaffected yoof says:

    I find her on a par with Katie Price and Kerry Katona in the revolutionary heroine stakes – if only Polly could put a bit more thought into what she says she might match these intellectual giants…

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    Anonymous says:

    Lovely isn’t it a Royal wedding,Labour out of power and a sane PM in Downing St.Just like the good old days of freedom and democracy pre New Labour.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Thanks Nell.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Actully Anon , i agree , Freedom of speech also meanss the freedom to offend , I wanna know who put complaint in ? Mossad ?

  119. 119
    Gordon Brown says:

    Lets all sing a Christmas Carol .

    Little donkey , Little donkey

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    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    Blame the grandkids they showed us how to use this interweb thingy and those mobile phonse.

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    genghiz the kahn says:


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    Check out for a revelation or two about bush and blair’s relationship.

    Could it be true?

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    Hoover says:

    The PCC told the complainants to piss off, and a good thing too. Polly’s a lunatic, but free peach and all and all…

    “However, it made clear that journalists are entitled to express their opinions – however robust or controversial they may be – provided that they are clearly distinguished from fact. In this instance, the article had clearly been presented as a comment piece, and the Commission was satisfied that readers would understand that the views expressed in the article about housing cuts represented the commentator’s personal opinions. It considered that Ms Toynbee had used the reference to “a final solution” in order to express her robust views on the housing situation and, as such, it did not consider that the reference would mislead readers as to the nature of the government cuts. It could not establish a breach of Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Code.”

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    are you just here to pimp your blog ?

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    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    The editor see’s only £ signs and Polly Perkins brings those in by the truck load,they know she gets up peoples noses and is used as a target,it works she gets the publicity and the blog hits,as we see ,we are commenting about her.

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    oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

    He steals everyone’s. It’s a sort of really clever anarchist thing, I think. Great definition.

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    Uncle Arthur says:

    crash the hobnobs Nellie…hows the trunk packing going in deepest norfolk..well peterborough anyway ?

  129. 129
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Oi! Shami’s alright.

    Don’t lump her together with odious fucking baggages like YAB, Beckett and Blears!

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Polly Toynbee thinks she can throw her weight about because she had a famous father. She’s not an intellectual, not attractive, and entirely predictable. See Cows

  131. 131
    Alans Titsmatch says:

    needs Dynorod or a good blog cleaner but that ginger stuff is frighteningly realistic

  132. 132
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    “Not that she looks bad”

    Are you all right?

    I wouldn’t poke her with a stick.

  133. 133
    Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    No it isn’t, it is accurate and factually correct, unlike most of the drivel Polly “writes”.

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    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    We have a sane PM in Downing st and we have freedom and democracy,who the hell is the new PM,I haven’t heard anything on Pravda when did cast iron go.

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    Jonathan says:

    I agree about free speech, but we need to use their own rules against them. Lefties are always crying racism/ sexism/ homophobia/ islamophobia, so we must make them play by the rules they have created ,and call ‘hypocrite’ if they don’t. In other words, make life as miserable for them as they do for everyone else. Don’t give the f**kers an inch.

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    Phil says:

    You missed a bit out chum namely “I take full responsibility” and have acked the idiot……………………………….

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    Unelected Emperor Herman van Rumpypumpy says:

    Don’t get your hopes up about democracy. My loyal servant, Dave, obeys only me.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Corporatist fascism, National Socialism and Marxist Socialism are left wing bedfellows and always have been. They both want to end the capitalist system and direct control via government of the means to production ( communism / socialism ) or by absorbing capitalism under the direct control of the state via crony capitalism ( fascism / nazism ). The end results are both the same, enslavement of the people by a ruling elite class. What are they teaching in schools these days, pure Soviet revisionism?

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    nell says:

    What’s wrong with whittlesey, stamford and oundle? At least they have decent butchers and farmer’s markets.

  140. 140
    Rainy Day Woman says:

    Dylan fan. Nice one.

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    Tessa Tickles says:


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    Deep Who says:

    Spot on – nothing wrong with showing the fuckers what it’s like to be on the receiving end

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    Lady Thatcher says:

    Come her you Van Rumpy , This Ladys not for turning .

    On Behalf of the people of the United Kingdom i say NO NO NO .

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    Not a slap down at all says:

    I don’t wish to dampen everyone’s joy but I read the whole verdict on the PCC website and it can’t be called a slap down on Polly as it’s nothing of the sort. After the first paragraph pasted above, the rest of the verdict says she did NOT breach any codes.

    “However, it made clear that journalists are entitled to express their opinions – however robust or controversial they may be – provided that they are clearly distinguished from fact. In this instance, the article had clearly been presented as a comment piece, and the Commission was satisfied that readers would understand that the views expressed in the article about housing cuts represented the commentator’s personal opinions. It considered that Ms Toynbee had used the reference to “a final solution” in order to express her robust views on the housing situation and, as such, it did not consider that the reference would mislead readers as to the nature of the government cuts. It could not establish a breach of Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Code.

    The Commission understood the grounds on which the complainants had been offended by the reference to a final solution. However, it made clear that the terms of the Editors’ Code of Practice do not address issues of taste and offence. The Code is designed to address the potentially competing rights of freedom of expression and other rights of individuals, such as privacy. Newspapers and magazines have editorial freedom to publish what they consider to be appropriate provided that the rights of individuals – enshrined in the terms of the Code which specifically defines and protects these rights – are not compromised. To come to an inevitably subjective judgement as to whether such material is tasteless or offensive would amount to the Commission acting as a moral arbiter, which can lead to censorship.

    Clause 5 (Intrusion into grief or shock) was designed to prevent newspapers publishing material pertaining to an instance involving personal grief or shock in an insensitive manner, in order to protect individuals during the aftermath of such instances. While the Commission understood that the complainants found the reference to “a final solution” in the context of financial cuts to be insensitive, it did not consider that any general reference to the H*locaust in this manner amounted to a breach of Clause 5 (i) of the Code.

    One complainant also expressed concern that the article was in breach of Clause 12 (Discrimination) of the Code. The Commission made clear that, while the clause prevented pejorative or prejudicial reference to an individual’s religion or race, it does not cover generalised remarks groups of people. Given that the complainant considered that the reference to “a final solution” discriminated against J*wish people in general, the Commission could not establish a breach of Clause 12 (Discrimination) of the Code.”

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    Kid wiv 10 A* GCSEs says:

    labour r gr8. ed balls gived me all my kwalificashunz.

    soviet yunion is well wicked.

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    Geoff says:

    Water off a duck’s back (or more properly, an old trout’s back!) for the Tuscan palazzo princess. The BBC and the Grauniad will continue allowing her a platform for the Liebour party.

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    Rat's arse says:

    S.W.A.L.K. !!!!! By the way, Tess is right, what the feck are you lot on about?

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    toothless banal organisation severely limited by it’s very limited terms of reference…waste of time and money

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    The Alzheimer thingy thing! says:

    Polly put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on. Polly put the er thingy?
    Now where did I put Iron?

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    IBM says:

    How did I end up advertising on thi network

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    Yazmin Alibi Clown says:

    I’m reporting the PCC to the PCC.

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    Punk says:

    oh my. They don’t arf use a lotta words these people, don’t they hey?

    why didn’t they just say, Polly, you’re fired, shut the fuck up and surrender your passport to the Italian police, we don’t want to see you in this country ever again…???

    alternativel – just fuck off Pol

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Pity you didn’t bump her a bit harder Tim.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    PT knew exactly what she was doing. She’s not an old hack for nothing.

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    on the offensive says:

    Fuck off Billy you big tittied tool.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    The wailing and gnashing has already started at the Graun…

    They just hate the fact that the lower orders are inherrently monarchist and just cannot see what’s ‘good’ for them!

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    on the offensive says:

    Billy you must have a commode glued to your fat fucking arse, you never give the keyboard a rest FFS.

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    Polly twaddle will suck cocks in hell says:

    The woman is a self-satisfied silly cow who probably (almost certainly) smells of stale piss

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    Anonymous says:

    I dunno, encouraging single women to breed in the name of the Fatherland seems like one of the socialist principles of the past 13 years.

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    Uncle Arthur says:

    what have these Afghanistan provinces got to do with it ?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No Ball , Front foot over the line !

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    Nick2 says:

    If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine…

    At least in the eyes of her left-wing claque.

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    nell says:

    May I suggest your geography is a little….hmmm….. shaky?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Out ! LBW

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    Miss Oginyst says:

    All the bitches

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Just another pig in knickers !!

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    What about fish ????

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    on the offensive says:

    Oh, so it’s OK to offend unless it’s you, you fat fuck?

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    Unelected Emperor Herman van Rumpypumpy says:

    Shut your face, Thatcher.

    My puppet Dave dances to my tune. Another £7bn winging its way to me to bail-out Ireland, like he promised you he wouldn’t.. oh, my puppet Dave is so good to me.

    He shafts you lot, though. But I don’t give a shit.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thats not Cricket lad !!!

    Of course you can try and offend me .

    Are you missing your humour this evening ?

  171. 171
    on the offensive says:

    Are you calling me a P*ki? Racist bastard.

  172. 172
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Did you bet on it ?

  173. 173
    just you says:

    Billy Bowden, leave that prick concrete pump and come and be my bumboy.

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    nell says:

    Of course we musn’t knock pollytwaddle too hard. She and nickrobinson and all her other leftwing graudian and beeb journalist pals do us all a favour.

    They keep liebour’s/militwit’s laughable idiotic ideas, and lack of policies, firmly in the public domain.

    And at least they keep providing us with entertainment and amusement as with the nus and bobcrow.

  175. 175
    Alan Rusbridger says:

    Polly put your dildo on,
    Polly put your dildo on,
    Polly, put your dildo on,
    it’s time for me.

  176. 176

    Hey guy’s just like to say thanks to all you taxpaying common people
    for paying for mine and Katie’s wedding
    just means that we can get shit faced yar !
    quite a few bottles of vintage Moet each should sort it
    and we won’t have to worry about the tab
    look forward to all you common rubbish standing in the rain waving your little flags whilst me and all my extreamly wealthy chums get absolutly shit faced at your expence
    ok yar and thanks again !

  177. 177
    nell says:


    Not allowed to mention pollytwaddle and ricknobinson in the same breathe then?

  178. 178
    Moderater says:

    Fuck sake Guido pays me fucking monkey nuts !

  179. 179
    Michael Fish says:


  180. 180

    Georgie porgie Osbourne announces massive cuts in public spending
    and proceeds to give all the fucking savings away as soon as he makes any
    where does this gayer get off ?

  181. 181
    on the offensive says:

    Silly Billy.

  182. 182
    nell says:

    The Royal Weddding is likely to give the British Economy a £620million shot in the arm.

    With luck squeaker and trollop wife, hattieharpic, pollytwaddle and dour union leaders like bobcrow will take themselves off to france on a daytrip to buy booze.

    That’s apparently what hattieharpic and leftwing labour did thirty years ago at the last big royal wedding, that’s presumably because they were miffed at not getting an invite.

  183. 183
    Earl Grey (the EU supported Polish branch) says:

    FFS just tell her to put the kettle on.

  184. 184
    nell says:

    on the offensive. 6.53pm.

    If the cap fits……………….

  185. 185
    gun fun says:

    Ooh Billy, can I put my Magnum in holster?

  186. 186
    Nick2 says:

    Toothless (and broken) by design – run by the newspapers to fool the little people into thinking that they have some form of redress. As I understand it, the first thing complainants have to do is sign away their right to compensation before the PCC will touch their complaint.

    If there was no PCC then newspaper publishers might have to deal with a complaints/arbitration organisation with teeth.

  187. 187
    nell says:

    THe forthcoming royalwedding is expected to bring a £620million boost to the british economy.

  188. 188
    on the offensive says:

    Time to put your helmet and pads on Billy, it’ gonna be a rough night.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Naah, I know he can write and spell . Unlike you !

  190. 190
    on the offensive says:

    Don’t you fucking start FFS, haven’t you got some chutney on the boil that needs bottling or summat?

  191. 191
    Richard Littlejohn says:

    Don’t give the f*ckers 2.54 centimetres you mean?

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  193. 193
    Richard Littlejohn says:

    Skunk power!

  194. 194
    Darth says:

    I find her lack of intelligence disturbing.

  195. 195
    Sarah Twatter says:

    Kin ‘ell !! Your tweets make me sound REALLY interesting !

  196. 196
    bald old git says:

    Except that she hasn’t really been slapped down at all:

    read the judgement:

    Complaints were made under three sections of the code, all complaints dimsissed. Guido’s quote from the judgement doesn’t amount to more than the pcc saying that they understand the basis on which complaints were made. About the most Guido can claim is that the PCC acknowledged that the complainants found her remarks ‘offensive’ That, though, simply means that the pcc were literate enough to read and understand the letters sent in.

    The PCC has no real teeth; its ‘judgements’ and somewhat confusing use of phrases like ‘case law’ to describe the work are all aimed at making it sound judicial when, in reality it’s a bunch of people funded by the newspaper industry intent on deflecting the pressure for statutory regulation of the press.
    About the most Guido can claim is that the PCC acknowledged that the complainants found her remarks ‘offensive’ That, though, simply means that the pcc were literate enough to read and understand the letters sent in.

    I’d love to see the press subject to the same consequences as any other industry; i.e fiscally responsible for the negligence of their journalism.

  197. 197
    In the club says:

    What do you care about the little people? What are they to you, when the opportunity of living the good life as a member of the establishment is there for the taking?

  198. 198
    Polly Getsomeoneelsetoputthekettlon says:

    ‘unnecessary and offensive’

    That’s me to a T.

  199. 199
    concrete cunt says:

    your hypocricy knows no limits does it pump/tat

  200. 200
    Woolarse is a cunt says:

    “Three High Court judges considering former Labour MP Phil Woolas’s bid to overturn his ban from politics have reserved judgement.

    The judges said there were “difficult questions to resolve” and a judgement might not come before next week.

    Lawyers for Mr Woolas argued during the two-day hearing that the election court’s interpretation of the law was flawed. The judges also have to decide if they can hear a fast-track application for judicial review.

    It is thought both judgements will be made together.”

  201. 201
    nell says:

    Nope, ‘on the offensive’, plum and blackberry jams long finished, onions and chilli’s pickled, apples bottled, piccalilly made for xmas.

    Winter stretches ahead of us , gonna be cold the weathermen say. Lotsa snow!

    Snowboots and young nell’s toboggan at the ready.

    So what have we got to do but blog?

  202. 202
    Adrian (Voodoo) Chiles - Slight Retard says:

    I can drone on like Angela Eagle!

  203. 203
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why didn’t my wedding in 2000 generate the same kind of excitement and coverage?

  204. 204
    In the club says:

    Could it be nearly a year ago that our host forecast Ireland’s economy bouncing back faster than the UK?

  205. 205
    John Dory says:

    You’re scaling new heights with that question!

  206. 206
    smoggie says:

    It is a fundamental principle of English law that it cannot be applied retrospectively. So, your brilliant idea is a non-starter.

    Also, is it so fucking hard to understand the correct uses of an apostrophe?

  207. 207
    nell says:

    So how does someone like pollytwaddle, who owns a place like this, even begin to understand the british welfare classes, never mind the working classes??!!

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    Susie says:

    Lot’s of faggots too.

  210. 210
    smoggie says:

    Not sure if you mean South Africa or Saudi Arabia but neither are nor were fascist. Perhaps you’ve fallen for the socialist spin that racism and fascism are the same thing? It used to be the only essential difference between the two forms of socialism (international and nationalist varieties) but now even that is blurred with the left’s hatred of 1srael.

  211. 211
    Polly says:

    So I can still afford 3 cases of Brunello at the Chateau du Plebs-piss-orf?

  212. 212
    on the offensive says:

    Oh really…..?

  213. 213
    hook-nosed Queen says:

    The Germans were useless. If I had been working in Auschwitz not one dirty juuu would have survived. Just look at all the evil in the worlds cause by dirty juuus.

  214. 214
    nell says:

    Could it be something to do with the fact that you did it all behind closed curtains, had less than thirty guests, served ribena, sprite and pastrami rolls, and didn’t even have a honeymoon?

    I mean we’ve all heard of tight scotsmen , but that sounds extreme even for the scots doesn’t it?

  215. 215
    Drake (Admiral) says:

    It is if you go the long way round.

  216. 216
    Ed 'Doomwatcher' Milibland says:

    Yeah, but she’s a hundred times more interesting.

  217. 217
    Gideon and Dave's splendid adventure. says:

    Osborne is a traitor, Dave is complicit.

  218. 218
    Gordon Brown says:

    We did have a honeymoon. I stayed in Fife and she went to Canterbury. It was lovely.

  219. 219
    William Hague. The perfect gent says:

    I can recommend a tight scotsman.

    I’ve had a few in my time.

    P.S. Do you want to see the wife’s gynacological reports?

  220. 220
    J Bercow (3G) says:

    Our homework was to write down the first five letters of the alphabet, but to make sure that they were in the right order.
    Thank you google.

  221. 221
    Dack Blog says:

    Trist’am ‘unt on’t chunnel fower noos communtin’ on’t weddin’ – ey dunna saem t’ave picked up ah Storke acsunt yet. Wunder if ‘ees spending much tarme in ‘is cunstichewency? Dunna saem larhk eet.

  222. 222
    Horn of Africa says:

    Oh Gord that sounds like bad news. Should have been cut and dried.

  223. 223
    Fart in a trance says:

    What a total, utter waste of oxygen this wet leftie is…please, do us all a favour and SHUT THE FUCK UP we are not interested in your tedious life.

  224. 224
    Dack Blog says:

    I’ve been m o dded for using a Stoke accent. That’s a new one.

  225. 225
    jgm2 says:

    Give the fuckers 9mm.

  226. 226
    Electric Ladyboy says:

    Working Lunch was your natural habitat, dough boy.

  227. 227
    Pah! says:

    She doesn’t understand them, like all the Guardinaista wankers, she thinks she does, or rather she thinks she understands them they way she thinks they should be, not actually how they are.

  228. 228
    Steve Miliband says:

    How do you insert a graphic into a post?

  229. 229
    Ed 'Doomwatcher' Milibland says:

    I see that part-time employment increased last month. You’ll be included in that statistic won’t you, shithead ??

  230. 230
    Cameron was on top form today says:

    Notice how the Labour frontbench grin at the mention of M * bride. Evil Hunts. But I did enjoy the smile wiped off their faces when he mentioned the SpAd who was hired because she “speaks New Labour”.

  231. 231
    UK Fred says:

    Couldn’t you have bumped her off?

  232. 232
    The Neigh-kid Rambler says:

    I bumped into Polly once at a bash
    But she ignored me as I had no cash.
    ‘You oik’, said she with a flick of her hair
    ‘You stand in my presence. Is that for a dare?’
    I answered no, and thought that quite rude
    Though I really must stop travelling everywhere nude.

  233. 233
    smoggie says:

    Should have said, “..neither is, nor was..”.

    Fascist grammar police are out in force this foul evening.

  234. 234
    Cameron was on top form today says:

    The look on the Labour c unts is priceless.

  235. 235
    R Swipe says:

    Who gives a fuck what Polly or any of the other gobshites that spew out printed vomit think?
    Apart from the brain dead mongs that read them, and then regurgitate the fodder, obviously.

  236. 236
    Dyslexic Devil says:

    Polly will cook socks in hell!

  237. 237
    Anita Pallenberg says:

    Leave no Stone unturned.
    I tried not to.

  238. 238
    Chippie says:

    Drill a pilot hole first.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t explain why.

  240. 240
    Queensbury (Marquis) says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  241. 241
    nell says:

    So can I his name is gordon brown.

    Has he ever bought a round at the bar?

    Apparently not.

  242. 242
    Dyslexic Devil says:

    Sorry! Sorry…

    that should be…

    Polly will cook socks in HULL

    I’m dyslexic you know.

  243. 243
    dracula says:

    OFGS I am sick of people carrying on as if they own this phrase. The woman is mad, of course, but free speech is free speech.

  244. 244
    A lefty twat says:

    If we don’t agree we will drop a fire extinguisher on you.

  245. 245
    Anonymous says:

    Why haven’t you included the judgement in full?

  246. 246
    Tom Selleck says:

    I like my Magnum on a stick.

  247. 247
    High Street Farmasist says:

    You sell him pal!

  248. 248
    A Sky twat says:

    Was he running flat out or was he just jogging?

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    We’ll have out the bunting,the beers,friends, neighbours,the barbie and the plasma on the patio to watch it all.Lovely.Just what this ,divided,world weary nation needs, a sense patriotic togetherness.The Guardianistas/BBC can carry on being the same miserable bastards they always were.The nation will have something to celebrate ( it been a while! )

  250. 250
    nell says:

    Part-time employment at £65k per annum plus expenses that are in the region of £120k pa??!!

    Can I have that part-time job?

    And since he has already publicly said that he is not prepared to do a proper MP’s job, when is he going to give it up?

  251. 251
    Nina or maybe Frederick or both says:


  252. 252

    Wool-Arse will win his appeal
    you heard it first hear !

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    Is that your judgement on a person’s character? Whether or not they stood some pisshead from the boondocks a free drink?

  254. 254
    Ann Historian says:

    And AH was a veggie.

    Probably had a dog on a string too.

  255. 255
    Gap Town Weed Merchant says:

    Tat is easy to spot. He is the ONLY phecker accusing other people of being tat.

  256. 256
    Electric Ladyboy says:

    How can you buy a round when you’re the only person in the pub?

  257. 257
    Dack Blog says:

    You could say that about most of them on the front bench, nell. But ya won’t.

  258. 258
    UK Fred says:

    She a member of the special constabulary then? I thought that was against her religion.

  259. 259
    Electric Ladyboy says:

    She’s just a lowlife hack – they all have out of body experiences.

  260. 260
    nell says:

    We do. She’s paid, too generously, from our taxes.

    The graudian makes Big!money from local government, central goverment and beeb job adverts.

    Who d’ya think pays for it?

    We do.

    The money they make from advertising all those non-jobs are paid to her to write her left wing champagne socialist twaddle.

    You should care. It’s your money!!

  261. 261
    UK Fred says:

    Don’t you mean Pollytwat and Toenails?

  262. 262
    Max Von Sydow says:

    The power of soap compels you!

  263. 263
    I hate McDoom says:

    He did take a big bag of beer to a party at university. Except it turned out it was a few cans over a pile of bricks.

    A liar and crook from the start.

  264. 264
    nell says:

    Dack you are wrong about that. I have said it.

    What I will say is that I’d rather we had the coalition than labour – because labour failed us big time over the last 13 years.

    Yes! The coalition still have to prove they can do a better job.

    Voters are watching.

  265. 265
    R Swipe says:

    Perhaps you should care about all those MPs paying back money and getting away scot free.

  266. 266
    DC was on top form today says:

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    ffs,apologies for missed letters ,dodgy keyboard on the Packard Bell laptop.Not recommended.

  268. 268
    R Swipe says:

    X factor and get me out of this shithole mostly.

  269. 269
    Gay cinema usher says:

    The judgement in full has not been included because:

    (1) it’s fuckin long and most of us have the attention span of a black gnat;

    (2) you can read it elsewhere – try Google; and

    (3) other readers are of a feeble and effete disposition.

  270. 270
    tea for two please and a few rounds of toast says:

    It’s a bit of a cracker,the Law Lords deciding on a descision that the Law Lords made,reckon human nature will decide and not the law,after all who likes to be told they are wrong.

  271. 271
    Yazbin Alibi Clown says:

    I’m reporting the word “stoned” to the police.

    I’m reporting the Oxford English Dictionary to the police for containing the word “stoned”.

  272. 272
    nell says:

    Some of us care about that too.

    But it is long past time where the graudian’s government advertising revenue, for non jobs, was cut off!

    That also is worth £millions!!

  273. 273
  274. 274
    smoggie says:

    It exacerbates one’s piles and makes them pinker.

  275. 275
    Begorrah! Thanks for that £7 Billion of your taxpayers money Mr Osborne. says:

  276. 276
    nell says:

    They’re the one’s!!!

    ‘Course fredtheshred, gordon’s personal banker adviser, was also a freind of theirs.

  277. 277
    Top Form. LOL says:

  278. 278
    Quote of the Day from Redwood the friend of a student rioter says:

    John Redwood blogs…

    “If Ireland does not wish to take any EU money, the UK should be Ireland’s ally. The stated Irish wish to see their own way through their own deficit problem by scrounging off the British taxpayer is wholly admirable.”

  279. 279
    Ewanme says:


    Won’t do you no good , honey x .

    We’ll brick ya , instead .

    Love E x .

  280. 280
    Spineless Voter says:

    “Some of us care about that too.”

    Is that why you voted Conservative troughers back into power, or was it just neccesary in order to get Brown out?

  281. 281
    nell says:

    This is what you get for joining the euro.

    Hopefully the EU will eventually be gone, because it’s a worthless organisation that costs us loads of money for no benefit.

  282. 282
    ModBot says:

    If you insist on saying that “all juice, nickers, muslins, gaze, whops, spicks and spacks should be g*assed”, in a, patently, phoney Potteries accent, you may find yourself being bounced.

  283. 283
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    Stupid little girl isn’t even fit to do the housework.

    She needs some good sex – preferably as a surprise.

  284. 284
    SPB man says:

    My girlfriend used to call me Dynarod. I got called out ten times one night.

  285. 285
    Sophie says:

    Too long……….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  286. 286
    nell says:

    You wanted gordon back in no.10, aintbustinagut back in the mod and edballs back in education did you?

    Thank the Lord you didn’t succeed!!!

  287. 287
    annnnonyperson says:

    No, BB, it wasn’t Mosad, it was Gruaniad. Many readers of which thought: “Shit! She really HAS gone too far, this time.”

  288. 288
    Irish Banker scroungers bamboozle Osborne says:

  289. 289
    ++Footie geezer not happy about beeb++ says:

    “The BBC’s plan to broadcast a Panorama documentary into allegations of Fifa corruption is “unpatriotic”, says the head of England’s 2018 World Cup bid.

    “I’m incredibly disappointed with the timing of what the BBC seem to be proposing with Panorama,” said the 2018 bid chief executive Andy Anson.

    “To do it the week before the vote – I don’t think think it’s patriotic.”

    The BBC said the programme, which is expected to go out on 29 November “will be in the public interest”.

    World governing body Fifa will decide who will host the 2018 and 2022 competitions on 2 December.

    Anson’s accusation came on the day that Fifa released an executive summary of the various 2018 bids, which rated England as “low risk”, a rare piece of good news for the 2018 team that has been buffeted by frequent setbacks.”

  290. 290
    Spineless Voter says:

    OK nell. I give up. You’ve got me banged to rights as a Labour troll.
    How does one simple elector have such perception?

  291. 291
    P.C. Filth says:

    **wipes tea from screen and keyboard**

    Good evening, madam! That’s the spirit, sir. Over.

  292. 292
    Dack Blog says:

    Well I’m not a Labour supporter either so I’d agree. But your point was that Polly can’t empathise because she’s wealthy. So what hope for the even wealthier?

  293. 293
    Dack Blog says:

    Ah jus’ sed summat abaht Tristram ‘unt.

  294. 294
    The Irish economy threatening that if we go down, you go too says:

    We only have to get lucky once.
    You have to be lucky every time

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    Lux Bob says:

    Mad old bag.

    Though on free speech I believe that anything goes, incitement to murder, the whole lot.

    Weren’t most of us told as nippers that: “If your best friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”

    We’re all responsible for our own actions, anything else is just PC Marxist bullshit.

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    annnnonyperson says:

    That judgement in full:

    “Whilst we are mindful of the fact that MS Toynbee upset surviving relations of 6,000,000 dead Jews and also 100.000 gays and all the Gypsies and the people classified as retarded and the elderly in nursing home, it would seem to be her right to traduce their memories and to trample them into the mud.”

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    She also went to a posh public school.
    Fucking hypocrite.

  298. 298
    Yazbin Alibi Clown says:

    This will be Britain in a few years. (Bradford and Oldham are already there).

  299. 299
    Polly Tuscany says:

    Fuck off u lot. Freezing civil servant pay is just like releasing zyklon b into a packed shower room.

  300. 300
    Anonymous says:

    Polly probably gets a servant to put the kettle on.

  301. 301
    Anonymous says:

    Oh feck, I thought this was gonna be one of those videos that starts with, “I’ve come to repair your washing machine madam.” What a disappointment. Nice looking chick too.

  302. 302
    Wily says:

    you were warned tha bankers would want bailed out again but did you listen?
    did you fuck

  303. 303
    Taxpayer carrying a grudge and a suspicious looking canister says:

    If only we could release some at PMQs, we’ed get all the fuckers at one fell swoop.

  304. 304
    Roma Gypsy council of Britain says:

    Ever seen one of us in paid employment?
    Thought not.

  305. 305
    Simples says:

    Take their moth-eaten prayer mats away. Job done. If that fails, pile in with steel toe-caps.

  306. 306
    Bill Wiggins says:

    A born Parliamentarian!

  307. 307
    Nick Gwiffin says:

    wank wank

    wank wank

    wank wank

  308. 308
    Snotrocket says:

    Quite right. She (anyone) should have the right to free speech and, therefore, the right to offend. By the same token, I reserve the right to say I have been offended. If that means I need someone like the PCC to do it for me, so be it.

    On the subject of the right to offend: Polly, you are a fucking tosspot.

  309. 309
    Kay Burley says:

    Four men, believed to be of Liberal Democrat appearance, were apprehended following the discovery of a bloodstained and battered corpse, possibly of Simon Hughes, was discovered in a beaten up van on the A30 in Sunningdale.
    Investigations are continuing, said Thames Valley’s finest.

  310. 310
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The EU will be gone, hopefully before De*bt-Happy Dave (“I won’t bail out the eurozone”) has borrowed tens of billions in our name, in a futile attempt to bail-out the eurozone.

  311. 311
    Paddy Mcskint says:

    To be sure to be sure,
    I’ve always said them English were think as pig shit so I did!

  312. 312
    Euripides says:

    There once was a country called Éire
    Who’s people could not have been fairer.
    They joined the Euro
    And what do you know?
    They look to the east for their carer.

  313. 313
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s a very good plan. My plan was to turn the HoC into a prison – bar the windows, block the doors, not let the inmates out.. but your plan is much better.

  314. 314
    Beige Brigade says:


    OTO – I seriously doubt you could bother Billy

  315. 315
    "daa, da, da, da, da, da, da, da" says:

  316. 316
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I want to see your wife’s gynaecological reports. In Welsh. It’s my legal right.

    PS: I think you’re probably a queer. I’ll mark you down as “probably a queer”.

  317. 317
    PMQs: David Cameron versus Harriet Harperson (17Nov10) says:

  318. 318

    Papa was a Rolling Stone.

  319. 319
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    So Ireland collapses. The knock on effect hits Portugal, Spain and eventually the Euro, followed by the disintigration of the EU, and total meltdown of all economies.
    Is that what you want, cause i don’t think you can handle it.

  320. 320
    13eastie says:

    Тhіѕ іѕ Аl-Jаbееbа’ѕ nеw аntі-Соаlіtіоn ѕtrаtеgy.

    Таkіng ѕріn tо а nеw lеvеl.

    Rаthеr thаn juѕt tаlkіng dоwn еvеry gооd nеwѕ ѕtоry (е.g. tоdаy’ѕ unеmрlоymеnt fіgurеѕ), thеy аrе nоw ѕеttіng оut tо ѕаbоtаgе аnythіng thаt mіght lіft thе рublіс mооd bеfоrе іt hарреnѕ.

    Lаbоur іѕ аѕ jеаlоuѕ аѕ fuсk аbоut:

    FІFА Wоrld Сuр Віd
    RWС 2011 Vісtоry
    ЕІІR Dіаmоnd Jubіlее

    Іt wіll іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС tо ѕubvеrt аny fееl-gооd еffесt іt саn frоm аnythіng іt саn fіnd, but еѕресіаlly thіngѕ thаt wіll рut thе Тоrіеѕ іn thе lіmеlіght.

    Іf wе dоn’t gеt thе 2018 Wоrld Сuр, whаt wіll hарреn tо ТV Lісеnѕе rеvеnuеѕ nоw?

  321. 321
    P.C. Filth says:

    SIR- I paid one of your type to tarmacadam my driveway, sir. Lovely job. Unfortunately, Mrs. Filth insisted on parking her car on it and, after five weeks, it looks worse than before, sir.
    Which temporary camp should I seek recompense from? Reuben seemed like a decent chap but I do need to insert my truncheon in his anus for peace of mind, sir. Over.

  322. 322

    But watching England losing to the French, the only major team worse than England, maybe it would be less embarrassing to let the Russkies have a go.

  323. 323
    White Van Man says:


    Bring it on Van baby!

  324. 324
    Formatting frolics says:

    Would one of you helpful co-conspirators please tell me how you format text to be bold or italic, and how you embed images like the Sally Cow tweet above?

  325. 325
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!!

    You is soooooooo negative , Rumpey , hun !!!!!

    I woz in The Girl Guides so I can cope wiv most thins , I spose .

    Have you ever done a poo over a open trench an then had to backfill it AND cover up other people’s turds , an all ????

    Thought not , petal x .

    You people ain’t cut out for life .

    Byeeee E x .

  326. 326

    But you’d miss Bargain Hunt and Homes Under the Hammer? And Weakest Link, The One Show, Doctors, Merlin, Strictly, Andrew Marr and Eastenders.

    Where would you find such premier shows then? Its not as if ITV or C4 or five would make that sort of leading quality show now is it?

  327. 327
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “Іt [Labour] wіll іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС “

    Not quite; the chain of command goes, “The unions will instruct Labour to іnѕtruсt іtѕ іnсrеаѕіngly mіlіtаnt ВВС.”

  328. 328

    Sure. For the really important things there’s Mastercard. Pay £50 to Quango enterprises and we’ll send a link.
    For everything else there’s google.

  329. 329
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Gotta be careful annnn .

  330. 330
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s the dream scenario. It will also break Traitor Camoron’s rotten little heart, which will be an added bonus.

  331. 331
    Freedom of Speech says:

    Potty Pol *is* free to say what she wants.

    Despite the verbs “slammed” and “slapped”, the only meaningful one in the post above is the last – “noted”.

    In other words, nothing happened at all. Unhinged journalist bats eyelid, perhaps. Pass the vino, please, I have a “balanced” column to write.

  332. 332
    ModBot says:

    Ewanme says:

    comment denied

  333. 333
    ModBot says:

    P.C. Filth says:

    comment lost

  334. 334
    C in C 1st Royal Tank Regiment says:

    perhaps we could help

  335. 335
    Moderater (cheif) says:

    Accents have been banned !

  336. 336
    Formatting frolics says:

    You really are up your own bottoms, aren’t you?

  337. 337
    Tessa Tickles says:

    We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.

    As per BQ MP: Google “html italic” and “html bold” etc,.

  338. 338
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    I see Peston’s back on the 10pm News tonight, talking up a run on the Irish banks.

  339. 339
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good Evening fellow window lickers !

  340. 340
    Bob Crow says:

    Bollocks to the cuts! I don’t see many MPs or banksters suffering.
    Swallow this, and you swallow everlasting serfdom.

  341. 341
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I don’t think it can be explained without it actually doing it.

  342. 342
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” Its the right thing to do “

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, I hope you called him Dave.

  344. 344
    Charles e Hardwaffler says:

    Graphics fiedilty

  345. 345
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Whatever happened to old Charlie Flacidwidget?

  346. 346
    Andy Coulson says:

    Coalition of Resistance: Can’t Pay, Won’t Pay
    Hundreds of political bloggers are blockading Downing Street

  347. 347
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Do you never sleep?

    You scare me.

  348. 348
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So hes out being a media whore ?

  349. 349
    Class War says:

    You grovelling little bastard,Guido

  350. 350
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Evening Tessa , Nah gotts do some work Starting in about half hour

  351. 351
    Tessa Tickles says:

    If you want to see an MP suffering, do us all a favour and drive a stake through Ed Miliband’s heart.

  352. 352
    Derek Smalls says:

    On a practical note:
    If I press and type some shit followed by
    I go all itallicy

  353. 353
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think he wore out his welcome to here and even Labourlies

  354. 354
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s legit work, right?

    Nothing involving balaclavas or anything?

  355. 355
    Keep death off the roads, shop a student says:

    But at least he can afford the cab fare home, and doesn’t have to take to the wheel himself.
    Be grateful for small mercies.

  356. 356
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I seen the piece , He doesnt know whats in the program

  357. 357
    ModBot says:

    This comment was ModBotted

  358. 358
    on the offensive says:

    …..said the Billy botherer. But you might be right, where there’s no sense there’s no fucking feeling.

  359. 359
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    True and it his own money unlike MPS .

  360. 360
    Billy Bowdens Bastard Son says:

    Yeah I know the feeling.

  361. 361
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yeah it is legit

  362. 362
    Moderater (cheif) says:

    Modbot sacked

  363. 363
    Ewanme says:

    Hiya , Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever !

    I’m Ewanme x .

    How’s it hangin ?

    E x .

  364. 364
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh the fan club have turned up

  365. 365
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Pissed or piss taking ?

  366. 366
    Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    Fuck me. Sychophantism is contagious.

  367. 367
    Billy Bowdens Bastard Son says:

    Billy, I’d say it’s more like a death squad than a fan club, but close.

  368. 368
    DORMAT says:























  369. 369
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Jesus. Is Twitter still going? Novelty not worn off yet?

  370. 370
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    oh well in that case i dont have to sell t-shirts

  371. 371
    Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    Are we expecting Cornwallian-levels of rainfall tonight, then?

  372. 372
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Ah, Gordon Brown’s got access to a computer again, I see.

  373. 373
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And for the English version goto luntics .com

  374. 374
    Colonel Blimp says:

    Is Ms. Catherine Middlewicket up the duff, do you think?
    Willy Wonka has been porking her for long enough.

  375. 375
    Colonel Blimp says:

    Fuck my cock-sucking old boot that BerHunt is a silly load of shit!

  376. 376
    Billy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    Tat’s wanking and typing experiment seems to be coming along.

  377. 377
    Formatting frolics says:

    OK. I just read:
    Sir Tom Jones has offered to sing at Prince Williams’ wedding

  378. 378
    Gordon Brune says:

    I’d say I’m pretty close.

  379. 379
    Liebore patrol says:

    Where’s the Labour mong who turns up to post the Bullingdon video a thousand times and say “wuv” and “winkie” ad nauseum?

  380. 380
    Colonel Blimp says:

    Hitler was right!

  381. 381
    Down With Brown! says:

    I hope you reminded CMD of his promises to clean up politics by reducing the number of MPs and making the others liable to recall election. Cam seems to have gone soft on the Sunlight agenda.

  382. 382
    Tessa Tickles says:

    You said ‘coming’. heh heh heh!

  383. 383
    Gordon Brown says:

    Wanna a lapdance?

  384. 384
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I don’t know. Is that what happens here at night nowadays? It’s a long time since I was on this blog late at night. It’s a bit scary. Strange people hang out here at night.

  385. 385
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  386. 386
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” Coughs “

  387. 387
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’ll add it to the Bumper Book of Cameron’s Broken Promises.

    Page 1,593.

  388. 388
    Gordon Brown says:

    Thank you…uh uh and goodbye.

  389. 389
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Oh, fuck, just when you thought it could get no worse.

  390. 390
    Ewanme says:

    I’m good at botha x .

    I’m on your side , if that does anythin to ease the feelings of paranoia , darlin .

    I’ll stick my oar in wherever it’s needed .

    E x .

  391. 391
    Zed says:

    Rejoice !
    Today is the first day of the end game for EU.
    So it’s not only UK banks that we need to bail out .. it is every one the EU demand ?
    Don’t think so.
    Time to strike Mr Cameron – we may not even need a referendum to get out.
    Play your cards and prosperity awaits.
    GET OUT.

  392. 392
    Blair is a criminal cunt says:

    How naive the world was back then.

  393. 393
    Guido Twits says:

    “Dave doing stand-up at Speccie Awards”

  394. 394
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Yes, OK, strange people and you, Billy.

  395. 395
    The Truth says:

    It’d be more of an experiment if he typed and didn’t wank.

  396. 396
    Tessa Tickles says:

    If we could turn back the clock, none of it would have happened.

  397. 397
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You crack on doing it then Ewanme

    I aint para , Just doing O/T

  398. 398
    Have this £ 7 Billion of our taxpayers cash Irish Bankers says:


    Bring it on Osborne baby!

  399. 399
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    X-Factor winner to join him .

  400. 400
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Except Camoron’s going to borrow money to throw at Brussels to keep the EU alive.

    Wow, if ever there was a PM with his finger far removed from the pulse of the nation..

  401. 401
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cheers Tessa you a star .

  402. 402
    Tessa Tickles says:

    He needs to ALT->Right-Arrow to flick through the pictures, surely?

  403. 403
    Ewanme says:


    x .

  404. 404
    Anonymous says:

    EU EU EU.

  405. 405
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I wish.

    Good night.

  406. 406
    Cher says:

    If we could turn back time

  407. 407
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Laters Tessa , Take care , have a good one .

  408. 408
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The misses does a lot off that …………….

  409. 409
    A Wurzel says:

    Oim not ‘avin’ thaaaat.

  410. 410
    Passing Muslim... says:

    All of them we don’t like

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    You may be correct but I suspect he’s no lover of the EU and playing a longer game either to get us out OR to remain a member which gives us trade benefits but little else.
    Remember he has the Coalition Libs and Conservative Europhiles to be neutralised.
    If I’m wrong then his hand may be forced in any case.
    Any way, I do believe the UK membership under current terms is a medium term problem at worst.
    RIP EU – it won’t be missed.

  412. 412
    politicians doing what they do best says:

    What an absolute c u n t. Or is this a laugh? (?!)

  413. 413
    politicians doing what they do best says:

    If you could turn back time you wouldn’t have to use a jack hammer when pleasuring yourself.

    You awful media whore. Do you know iain dale?

  414. 414
    Call me Infidel says:

    Polly has far too many miles on the clock for someone as discriminating as Berlusconi.

  415. 415
    Tory Spin is very Lucrative says:

    Those CCHQ cheques don’t collect themselves.

  416. 416
    fuck them all says:

    Playing a longer game FFS?

    How long does the ‘game’ have to be before it puts the UK back in to the dark ages?

    Ah, I get it now. Long enough so that bankers get their megatons of flesh.

    Fuck the bankers, fuck CallMeDave and fuck parliament.

    You twats fear fire extinguishers? You aint seen nothin’ yet.

  417. 417
    White Van Man says:

    First of all fuck off you duplicating misidentifying twat!
    Secondly I agree, the Irish wanted to be part of the EU and this is the heavy price of that decision brought home. We in the UK have no obligation whatsoever to bail them out, the EU on the other hand are and so are the good peoples of Ireland. Who ever said that standing on your own two feet was easy, it isn’t and never will be.

    Welcome to the real world Paddy, oh you want to take the gains, but spread the pains!

    Tut tut tut, that just want do now will it!

  418. 418
    Cameron is keeping his powder dry. Yet again. says:

    By throwing £7 Billion of taxpayers money at the Irish Bankers.

    I expect a referendum from Cast Iron Cameron on the 23rd of NEVER.

  419. 419
    Brokeback Nick says:

    I prefer him bent over.

  420. 420
    Frankie Vallee etc... says:

    Chereeeee, Chereee Bay-ay-ay-be, Cheeeeeereeeeee…

    Don’t ya come out tonight… (Please)

  421. 421
    White Van Blair Fan says:

    I hear some of the brainless twats on here actually voted for the cun’t.
    Says it all about their judgement.

  422. 422
    annnnonyperson says:

    It’s been cancelled. Apparently Aaron A. G. String can’t make it. He’s having a Labour Party Meejah Awareness Training Day, instead.

  423. 423
    Billy Bowdens Bastard Son says:

    A picture of you stuffed and mounted should do good business on here, innit?

  424. 424
    Awards Ceremony says:

    Being in a charitable mood, I’d like to say thank you to all the fellow Brown haters here who make this site an entertaining read. And keeping with the awards theme from tonight, equal first place goes to Bill Quango, William Wadd and Billy Bowden for providing much of the humour, and an honourable mention to White Van Man. And going back to that which unites us, let’s have a couple of good jokes about the mongtastic former prime minister who bankrupted the nation.

  425. 425
    annnnonyperson says:

    he he! Good one!

  426. 426
    Guido Twits says:

    “Your acceptance speech was pretty good @tom_watson”
    about 1 hour ago: “Picked up your attack dog award for you @tom_watson, have given it to @jwoodcockmp, who is sitting nervously next to me, to pass on.”
    about 1 hour ago: “Dave doing stand-up at Speccie Awards”
    about 6 hours ago: “Polly Slammed By the PCC: Polly “final solution for the poor” Toynbee has been slapped down by the Press Compla…

  427. 427
    annnnonyperson says:

    Oh! I misread that. I thought you said: “I bumped into Polly’s bush.”

  428. 428
    annnnonyperson says:


  429. 429
    Anonymous says:











  430. 430
    White Van Man says:

    And if you remember I apologized for my misspent youth and admitted to it too, unlike many other people who dare not admit who they voted for. Personally I blame John Major, he was a dull boring twat out of ideas on the fag end of a true revolutionary.

  431. 431
    annnnonyperson says:

    In which Bercow shows himself to be an oily rag looking for a wheel to grease. What a pathetic little waster he is.

  432. 432
    Policies! says:

    Which of these would you want your ideal government to do?

    Referendum on leaving EU

    Restoring capital punishment

    Raising taxes on top 10%

    Withdrawing from EU without holding a referendum

  433. 433
    Frankie Howerd says:

    Wit not really your forte, is it?

  434. 434
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    1 then 4

  435. 435
    The Compromised Speaker of the House says:

    The Squeaker once again interrupted and effectively censored what was shaping up to be a very effective onslaught by Cameron on The labour front bench and their legacy in office at PMQ’s today. This man is a disgrace and is clearly compromised by his wife. He is fooling no one by constantly using the phrase “It is not what the Public want’. Let me tell you Mr Squeaker IT IS !

  436. 436
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    He may have been boring but he got bliar nailed. If I remember rightly he called him “an unprincipled scoundrel”

  437. 437

    So What ?

  438. 438
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love you all.

  439. 439
    QWERTY says:

    I’m sure Al ja-Beeba will be telling us hoe those wonderful Muslims in Bradford will be celebrating the marriage of two infidels.

  440. 440
    The time on the third pip will be. says:

    Ah, good old Ed. I remember him fondly.. where did he go to in the end ?
    Seems like only 9 months ago he was to be the next annointed leader of the nasty party.
    Gone, gone, but not forgotten.
    Say hello to his small boy-wife for me, good fellow.

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    4. saves time AND money.
    Straw poll after withdrawal to justify the action will do.

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    And you are ?

  443. 443
    White Van Man says:

    Highen sight is a wonderful thing to be sure and youth is it’s own worse enemy more often than not, but the very worse thing you can do is not to admit your own mistakes to yourself.

  444. 444
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dunno , should be upto voters .

  445. 445
    White Van Man says:

    And again I apologize, and yes Blair was and still is “an unprincipled scoundrel”, what else can I say?

  446. 446
    Budgie says:

    No, she gets the servants to do her housework.

  447. 447
    mong watch says:


  448. 448
    Waynetta's sewing basket says:

    NOBODY has the right to not to be offended. So each and every one of you can just effoff

  449. 449
    I speeka de Inglish but... basket says:

    What is “chored”?

  450. 450
    I no speeka de txtmsg says:

    POPWAS is a new one on me, so I can only assume it means Piss off Polly We All Say.

    Any other offers?

  451. 451
    Slagfest says:

    The fact that 100% of readers here are slagging her off should not be taken to mean any of us will buy her rancid newspaper.

  452. 452
    Yoohoo says:

    Ask Google. He’ll tell you all you need to know. That will be 21 guineas please.

  453. 453
    Ze lanwij pleece from pariss says:

    Mon Dieu! That’s very grave and could cause acute pain in the brain you know.

  454. 454
    ' ' ' ' ' says:

    Well done, Clever old you. Now perhaps you can look up how to use apostrophes properly too?

  455. 455
    Just so you know says:

    WVM: The word is ‘hindsight”

  456. 456
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    But if your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle.

  457. 457
    Tuscan houseboy says:

    I’m oiled up and so is Polly’s arse

  458. 458
  459. 459
    Eborgleve says:

    I agree, leave her alone she is only a millionaire sotialist – a bit like ‘The Blairs’.

  460. 460
    Jumbo Trumpington says:

    Or a .38 in old money

  461. 461
    Jumbo Trumpington says:

    Seconded – Shami does not belong in the same breath as those other daft old mingers.

  462. 462
    Van Morrison says:

    It stoned me to my soul

  463. 463
    The 6 million dead (and not fucking grateful) says:

    Gratuitous? Fuck right off.

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