The Central Committee Returns
The state-loving, centralising, tax and spending, HuffPo wannabe, traffic-barren left-wing blogs are centralising their operations. Guido has long suspected they work together to plot the occasionally successful pincer-movement, but just as the Central Committees of the communist past were instigated, they just cannot keep an iota of independence:
Political Scrapbook, which is the one lefty blog that seems to have a sense of humour, is sadly leading the charge to unite all the “big” left-wing blogs on to one server. Apparently it will protect against all those pesky surges in traffic that must keep occurring from all those massive scoops and scalps they keep getting. Guido isn’t sure that there was much point in the Political Scrapbook team wasting time photoshopping an advert for the project when they could have just emailed the other three blogs that might be interested…
Thanks for publicising this initiative, Guido!
Reporting three small crèches rolled into one small crèche with the piss taken is not going to improve your stats one iota.
Fucks sake !
Have pity Billy, the man is obviously ill spending all his time on here chewing a brick.
Have pity Tat the man is obviously ill spending all his time on here chewing a prick.
True , Mental health treatment has really gone downhill under labour .
Labour took ‘Care in the Community’ to a whole new level when they appointed a bunch of full retards to the cabinet.
Who is the idiot who keeps attacking Billy Bowden? Go away half-wit!
Fuck off rodent
Vote for me and I will scalp the bondholders, especially RBS.
Fuck off to your own server
Have you considered coming back in the next life as a fire extinguisher?
Are you insinuating that the right can not take a joke?
I take back the 20 year old. This nutter is definately 16-17. A sort of gap town E J Thribb (17¼ yrs)
I suspected as much, din’I? Din’I say it would be some posh bloke’s kid?
Contrary to popular opinion, the completely poor rarely, if ever, rebel. It is always those who have some money who do.
But if they all go on one big server won’t it become one big target?
I feel a denial of service coming on …
You’re excommunicated!
What? Again?
Ah Ha! You’re a Twat.
Or an unfortunate accident caused by a clumsy lefty half-wit.
Or as Barry Scott would put it: “BANG! And the Server is gone!”
They could always use the BBC server. Use their censors too. Formalise the arrangement.
Fire up the Low Orbit Ion Cannons…
they only need one small server
You will see a scientific wonder that defies all known laws of physics, three small entities of known mass will combine to produce a fourth entity of mass smaller than the sum of the original three masses without any loss of energy beyond the system boundary.
Are you insinuating that the left can not take a joke?
Fife MPs Gordon Brown and Lindsay Roy were at Westminster this morning to meet a group of Adam Smith College students who travelled down over night to take part in a rally against tuition fee increase at Westminster.
The MPs held an early morning meeting with the students in Westminster before they went on to the rally.
http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/fife-students-at-london-rally
Throwing fire extinguishers started in America !
He must be.
That wasn’t a very convincing no.
Exactly – that just increased their traffic a couple of orders of magnitude.
That was a quick reply by political Scrapbook, they must be monitoring your site, or did you give them advance warning Guido?
Just think when one of the comrades get peed off over something and takes his ball home,mmm yes good idea should be great for the collective.
Ironically, PS, your web page appears to be running at least one script that makes my browser slow down to a snail’s pace.
It’s to make everyone’s browser equal.
+1
lolololol
Fuck me, that even made me laugh and I’m fucking dead!
They can’t stop us laughing.
It’s all the information their script is downloading from your PC that is slowing the connection.
That might well be the case. Ah. Perhaps they are using the computers of people accessing their site act as a zombie network? That’d be cheap.
Humour and the left dont mix
On the Huffington post , I heard other day that George Soros donated a few dollors so they can have 2 journos in everyh state , About a feww weeks after he gave NPR a million ( i think ) and they then sacked Juan Williams .
Saw that Billy on the Fox News channel – Glen Beck Show – it was very thought provoking.
Yeah , Thats where i saw it , Glen beck is cool ( okay a bit mad) , He lays into ” Spooky dude” with facts , I done what he said a had a butchers for me self , so far he has been right .
He is a Mormon. Watch out! He’ll be wanting to marry your wife!
“Glen Beck is cool”.
Err………..
He’s a prick!
CP we will have to agree to disagree on that point
Yeah, yeah cp and the Daily Mail is Hitlers mouthpiece. Take any lazy, populist hobbyhorse and concrete dump will take a ride on it. Twat.
with facts! LOL!
Nick! Nick!
An Englishman Irishman and Scotsman walk in to this pub…
…the Barman says..
‘Fuck me, is this some kind of a joke?’
Notice it’s always the Scotchman walking in last.
Probably had to go back to the car to take all his cash out of his wallet before going in.
They were clearly all pissed and should have been looking where they were going then.
“traffic spikes”.
Like when you link to them noting the choking quantities of tumbleweed blowing about their front yards?
Or the dreaming spikes of Oxford perhaps?
That’s not the only weed blowing about either.
Why don’t all the Right Wing Blogs demand access as well – after all, they demanded and got the Equalities Act, equal opportunities and access to Gentlemen’s Clubs …
Because the right probably feel a server running on a ZX Spectrum or a BBC Mico really isn’t good enough…
BBC Model A or Model B?
A.
Rather than having lots of small servers why not consolidate them into one server with manageable monthly payments
Good idea.
“… another constonant please, Carol.”
Oi!
I hate big servers
My knowledge of servers:
Greg Rudeski – used to have the fastest
Andy Murray – needs to up his first service percentage
Andy Roddick – consistentlt fast, current record holder at 155mph
Err that’s it
You missed Nine Lessons and Carols.
your password is invalid
Come on Tim!
Does that mean they can all be taken out in one well aimed cyber attack?
Would anyone notice ?
Notice what?
Is Sunny Hundal going to be the ‘lucky Pierre’?
The left just can’t help following the herd instinct can they? Fucking babies.
“Wankers of the word ‘UNITE’ you alone know what is right” Hmmmm – there’s a song in there somewhere
Someone, somewhere, with server capacity to sell has convinced them that this is a good idea.
Of course, when it goes tits up, that person will no longer be with the company.
Centralised censorship more like. Save them having to employ several separate people to remove any criticism of their fucked up record in power.
Because it’s the right thing to do.
Only needs one moderator to stop anyone posting views that aren’t left wing – freedom of speech as we call it.
I wuv Dave.
Dave wuvs you too.
Lucky Dave….
Can blue men sing the whites?
Can lefties sing the blogs?
Or, to put it another way, is socialism fundamentally didactic and ‘closed’; reliant on tradition and authority?
Er….I think they think they’re ‘progressive’, whatever the fuck that means, although I suspect it usually means they want to get their thieving digits in our wallets.
Yes, you’ve guessed it, I’m not a Tory either you berk.
I suggest that the new superblog could be named Chernobyl. Everybody’s heard of it but very few people go there, because of the residual background dose of Marxism.
Like an invitation to an orgy at the AIDS hospital, resistible.
Thank you. A perfect metaphor for Labour’s ‘borrow and spend’ suicidal gangrape of the UK economy: an orgy in an AIDS hospital. It stings because it’s true.
I saw something recently about Chernobyl which indicated most of what you know about it is a myth. While the place is still officially a no go area there are plenty of old folk living there perfectly happily with no ill effects. The explosion and radiation caused the death of only a handful of people, most of whom worked directly in the area the explosion took place, and no babies were born deformed as a result of radiation.
Some Ukrainian crook has invested in land thereabouts.
Strange that as there’s a charidy that brings youngers on holiday to the UK to give them a chance of a little life and help,so who’s right .
residual toxic dose of Marxism…
Fuckwits. Give’m a Twat!
Command and control !
Left wing blogs are not compatable with left wing teachings all they do is dictate what the message is and not debate , To a certian point so does Conhome .
IE Labourlost is pure properganda
Left Foot Forward the same
unlike here.
Why don’t they just burst onto the cloud?
What can the leftie blogs achieve together that Amazon’s cloud services can’t do better and cheaper?
Are you so sure the pincer movement isn’t coming from the left and the right? Taking turns at playing the shepherd and the sheep dog. The destination is always the same.
think more likely they’re playing turd and bottom
Mossad wont mind as they only have to hack one server to get personal info to copy passports maybe ?
Gideon and Mossad are uploading ‘Fighting Cocks’ onto my mobile. I’m just off to squeeze one out, I won’t be a mo.
Communist Central Committee? I disagree with you, but I don’t think you’re Hitler.
IPs to be monitered and dissenters to be visited at their homes with the Walter Wolfgang treatment meted out.
And thats just to there own , What have they got instore for the rest of us ?
You mean they are data mining their users for cash like Mr Fawkes is ?
Don’t talk shite.
Labour are wicked and malicious.
Stop being nice about them
Makes sense, putting all the rotten eggs in one basket.
Does anyone remember this from 9 December 2009:
‘By coincidence here in Ireland it was also budget day, the Finance Minister Brian Lenihan delivered a 7% cut in public expenditure to match the 7.5% fall in GDP in 2009. To equal that Alastair Darling would need to have announced £40 billion in public expenditure cuts today.
‘Here are some of the reasons Guido thinks Ireland will bounce back faster than the UK…’
And today’s news? ‘Ireland bailout: UK taxpayers could face £7bn bill
Irish newspapers reported today that Ireland is considering asking for money for its banks via the EU’s emergency fund.’
So let’s all follow the ‘libertarian’ Guido Fawkes – he knows where it’s at.
It’s uncanny.
There will be charges…
I’ll be there.
The (Labour) cuts will be deeper than under Margaret Thatcher.
You’re confusing money with what it can buy.
Because of the bank bailout which Guido is on record as opposing. Socialism for bond traders isn’t a policy that Guido recommends.
When was the Irish bank bailout? 2008, wasn’t it? That’s a year before Guido Fawkes forecast ‘Ireland will bounce back faster than the UK…’. So, why hasn’t the budget Mr Fawkes lauded to the skies led to that happy result?
It began in full on September 29, 2010 when the Irish state paid Anglo-Irish Banks bondholder’s off in full. The guarantee that led to those payments being was made in 2008 and opposed here.
So, regardless of the Anglo-Irish Banl bailout, which Mr Fawkes opposed, he still believed the December 2009 budget was the salvation of the Irish economy, which he said ‘will bounce back faster than the UK…’
I think you’ve been rumbled Mr Fawkes.
Presume socialism for bondholders included in things to avoid.
Cato,
Guidos position was reasonable given the known facts at the time.
Events, dear boy, events have changed everything – who could know that the ECB would OWN the country formerly known as Eire by the end of 2010 – & so cheaply as well?
Once the Irish people realise that their politicans have sold them out to the ECB & colluded with the EU to destroy the sovereignty they fought so hard against the British to gain just to prop up bankers & bond holders I would imagine that Great Britain is going to be granting asylum to the whole of Eire’s political class.
Happy to help.
Ah, so the budget was a brilliant move in December 2009, and praised by Mr Fawkes as such, but now turns out not to have been so?
Strikes me as a lack of “too good to be true” cynicism.
Shaaadap! Give us more dosh or we will pan yer windows in!
they’re all in it together…twats
What childish prattle.
ga ga mummy gizza kiss
The problem with the left wing blogs is that on the whole they’re dull as ditch water. We’re anarchists and we advertise on here (which upsets some lefties – get over you boring cocks) and it works well. We can only assume that plenty of other lefties come here for a giggle just like us.
Can’t wait to get the riot gear we’ve imported from Poland advertised on here. The enraged and confused emails are worth getting out of bed for on their own. Anyone want to pre order a riot shield There’s a good chance you’ll get it for the 24th.
are they stiff ?
“Pre-order” a riot shield? Can’t we just “order” one?
They’re dull, very very dull. “You advertise on that evil Guido’s blog, he’s like a Nazi or something” Obviously they read it, or they wouldn’t know.
Boring people.
If you’re anarchists, why do you slavishly support the authoritarian Left?
Which authoritarian left do you think we’re slavishly supporting?
Anarchists? Really? Are you sure? Those T shirts are fucking sh*te!
When’s the ‘revolution’ coming, ‘anarchist’?
At the end of the last term when the weather’s warmer.
..At the end of the last term when the weather’s warmer.
Gutted. No, really. I reckon we’re going to pack it in now, you’ve bost me.
You really think our t-shirts are shite? You’ve bost me mate. I reckon we’ll pack it in now.
Do you have black ones?
WTF is Ned doing in Cornwall. He needs to be doing like the Ginger Midget and campaigning in his own constituency. His majority is postal vote thin.
Isn’t it shut at this time of the year?, looks like it.
The postalvote is on the haj – being covered by the beeb – no surprise there
Yep. BBC got an article about poor unemployed 50 year-old gents who can’t afford 2,000 quid each for a family holiday to make God happy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11749511
Loved this quote though..
But many more have been left behind, excluded from what they regard as a sacred duty by an extraordinary increase in prices.
Jahangir Akhtar is one of them.
At a stone’s throw from the mosque
Ahahahaha….
Gotta laugh.
Yep. BBC got an article about poor unemployed 50 year-old gents who can’t afford 2,000 quid each for a family holiday to make God happy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11749511
Loved this quote though..
But many more have been left behind, excluded from what they regard as a sacred duty by an extraordinary increase in pr*c*s.
Jahangir Akhtar is one of them.
At a stone’s throw from the mosque
Tee hee.
what an unmitigated twat
deja vu…looks like gordon in that famous college picture with the flowing locks and dim looks
Did you notice the way Ball’s was looking at that young man? That kid should be afraid, very afraid.
Who is the best spinner in the world ?
Alistair Campbell.
Whirling Dervish?
the one who played the guitar in his underpants
I’ll be back.
don’t hurry
I’m very proud that my tweets helped in the release of Ling Ding Soo Chee from house arrest in Tibet. I’ve invited her to have tea with me and Miss Macauley at Number 10.
What about Mrs Duffy, can she come as well?
The Burmese freedom party have asked you to stop tweeting. they are in enough shit without a famine, flood, plague or war being unleashed upon them.
gordon you were really ordering a dim sun with egg fried but pressed the wrong send button…twat
I’m having a number 2 and for afters a friendly tweet with dim son Ed Milliband.
Just been online to read the Mail and there ain’t a word on fascism. Loads on fashion but even there not a mention of black or brown shirts. There was, however, a piece on Charles Bronson smearing himself in butter then taking on 12 guards in the prison gym.
What a knob
They call him Flora (spreads straight from the fridge).
My ding a ling, my ding a ling, won’t you play with my ding a ling?
Size doesn’t matter
balls
So the leftie loons have their own server? I wonder whether they will invite the biggest leftie loonie of the lot? Your stalker from Guildford, Guido. Tim Ireland. Oh that would be funny. The man who switches hosting packages even more frequently than he switches online ID’s!!!!
He’s not the same person as that Charles Hardskull is he?
Be quiet monkey.
Guido , When will we know the winners of the last couple of caption contest ?
There are no winners.
Ok , cheers Guido
Want to buy some raffle tickets Billy?, only a pound each and all proceeds go to charity (unspecified), put you down for 50 then.
Is it for the Waterb*rding of T*ry bear ?
GRRRR Modded
Billy rolls over to get his belly tickled, cue music to Love Story.
We’re all in this together.
Surely you don’t mean to say that we’re a bunch of losers.
Does that make us all losers
Yes.
But only fools come back for more
We all won and lost in equal amounts so we all receive a A+*, its the right thing to do.
GF said they are no winners, but they may be a winner?
Ah – Labour-speak. Haven’t heard that for a few months.
That is fair. With Labour there are no losers. ***whatever sign you do for tongue firmly in cheek***
Billy,I see you haven’t read Guido’s T&C’s even if your right,your wrong ,your’e in a queue behind of a lot of other monikers who have asked the same question,don’t ask him about tee shirts.
Splitters!!
Any of you see photos of Snotgobbler at the Cenotaph yesterday? Yet again caught looking mongtastic with his tongue in his cheek. What is it with that man and constantly sticking his tongue in his cheek? Has no one told him that since time immemorial it’s the archetypal look that schoolkids make whenever they want to do an impression of a mong?
Saw a programme about body language the other day. It’s a surreptitious pushing away and rejecting signal. Says a lot about the man.
We’re creating more jobs than are being lost in the public sector.
Not enough jobs being lost in the public sector then.
Not good news for brits then
You will not find this story reported on the left wing blogs, consolidated or otherwise
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8133198/MPs-pocket-rents-from-homes-paid-for-by-taxpayer.html
Hang em !!!!!
And so it goes on and on and on.
AND TO GUIDO FAWKES< MARTIN DAY SAYS THIS:
"Will our boys who have seen front-line combat and who suffer with PTSD still have to under go the humiliation and degradation of the DWP/ATOS Work Capability Assessment" regime, denial of benefit, possible homelessness; and the indignity of being treated like a "scrounger" b…efore a Tribunal???
Patriotism – The Last Refuge of the Scoundrel!
LISTEN AND LEARN!!!!
Dear Mr Day. I disagree with practically everything you post but at least you normally have a logical position to defend. On this subject, you only have a point to make if you’re a veteran. If not, your point is the epitome of ignorant crassness typical of the rabid Left and is not worth disputing.
Any pledge from Guido Fawkes ??
Iain Dale has announced on his blog that he’s given £100 to the Phil Woolas defence fund because he believes that voters, not judges should decide elections.
mrs dale’s diary or should it be dairy…bit wet tit
Er, Mrs Dale, how were the voters supposed to know Woolas had broken the law in telling lies about his opponent? Maybe they believed Woolas and this affected their decision who to vote for? In that case, what is their redress?
Elections are covered by the law, as is most public activity. Break the law and the judges may get involved. Get used to it.
Yep. It was Labour arresting an opposition MP on the weakest of pretexts who were forced to rewrite centuries of Parliamentary tradition whereby elected representatives are given certain privileges. Suddenly MPs were subject to the same law as the rest of us. Fine.
This rather back-fired on their own crooked MPs when they tried to claim ‘Parliamentary privilege’ for their thefts and it had back-fired on the liar Woolas who achieved election only by lying outrageously about his political opponent.
It doesn’t even need separate election law. If Woollas knowingly told lies and gains election as a result then he’s ‘Gaining a pecuniary advantage by deception’.
Covered under any number of existing laws I’d have thought.
Why the fuck does wollarse need money ? he has been a minister for last 5 years on 130k a year plus expenses .
So Iain Dale believes that the one job in the world where you should be allowed to tell the most egregious lies, libel and slander to your hearts content and profit should be that of Labour MP?
Let the voters decide.
Fine. Just stand against a Labour MP and accuse him of being a pea-durr-file. After all, it doesn’t really matter. The public are sophisticated enough to know it’s just the rough and tumble of politics.
And obviously there can be no sanctions against you for such outrageous lies. After all, anything goes in an election eh Iain.
I’d sponsor a Gurkha with a Kukri knife, they don’t like it up ‘em.
Now the Fat Cows from Nazi Mumsnet want more help lose weight i.e. Another quango!
OK. Here is what you fucking do. Get off your fat arses and waddle to the computer and look up healthy eating. Buy some healthy eating cookbooks. Join a gym or buy a fitness dvd. Stay away from Boorger King! Join weight watchers. Grow a brain.
It is not rocket science. FFS.
When has the state ever lost weight.
Statewatchers! If only I had a brain, I’d copyright the brand right now!
All on the one server? Wouldn’t it be a shame if it were to crash unrecoverably?
Oh and the Fat cows may want to get their thyroids checked!
I always find the left totally besotted with the internet without actually being able to understand how it works.
Its a bit like their professed love of the working class. They care so much about the working class yet they always try to change the proles into the not working class