November 15th, 2010

Do You Know the Tosser?

Thanks to the generosity of Guido’s co-conspirators we can offer a second £1,000 reward for information leading the to the arrest and prosecution of the second extinguisher wielding yob now identified clearly by Sky News. You do not have to give your name.

Email Guido.Fawkes@Order-order.com


485 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like he needs wash !!!!

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    • 2
      Billy Bendover is the greatest bumhire ever says:

      It’s Billy Bowden and I claim my £1000.

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      • 14
        Fear is good fear is our friend says:

        Still hunting for the right wing fifth columnist attempted murderer who threw the fire extinguisher at the police, eh, Guido?

        And the way the rozzers got out of the way it was almost as if they knew at exactly which moment the fire extinguisher was going to be thrown at them. Almost as if the right Tories who organised and carried out the throwing of the fire extinguisher were in radio contact with the police, wasn’t it?

        So, the police knew the fire extinguisher was going to be thrown at them and the person who threw it was a Tory.

        And you, a Tory stooge are banging on about hunting for the Tory who threw the extinguisher when they have already left the country with the help of their fellow Tories.

        What a fucking carry on. You really are a complete wanker, Fawkes.
        A total fucking arsehole, mate.

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        • 17

          Yet you clearly hang on Guido’s every word. Odd that.

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          • guildford pharmacist goes apeshit says:

            You can see this nutters IP address Fawkes? If so he should be reported to the relevant authorities for his own good, he’s clearly off his trolley and you would be doing him a favour.

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            How come he manages to get the word ‘Tory’ in so many times? Seems rather OCPD.

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          • John Redwood says:

            NO COMMENT!

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          • A tory threw the extinguisher at the Police says:

            You clearly hang on my every word judging by the speed of your response.

            I don’t bother visiting much these days, I don’t wish to associate with Tory stooges like you Fawkes.

            You are a collaborator, a person who sides with those who wish to destroy our education system and provides propaganda for murderous Tory agitators who attempt to murder British police officers in order to smear their opponents.

            That’s the kind of stuff that the Americans do in Venezuela.

            You are lower than a snake’s belly, Fawkes, and your black arts have exposed you as a Tory fifth columnist.

            Your own propaganda has blown up in your face.

            Excellent.

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          • Twat Watch says:

            Can we expect to hear from you again when the miscreant is captured?

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          • A tory threw the extinguisher at the Police says:

            The Tory attempted murderer has already left the country, aided and abetted by his fellow Tories.

            The fact that Guido has failed to raise that fact is part of the evidence of his stoogeness.

            It is called logic.

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          • smoggie says:

            “I don’t bother visiting much these days.”

            PMSL! In fact I’ve bust a pile;{

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          • TATS MUM says:

            Why do you put up with all this shite from the No1 nutter and part time puff TAT !

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          • Anonymous says:

            Great for the weekend stats!

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          • smoggie says:

            Great for anyone who wants to laugh at an ‘independent’ blogger selling hinself to CCHQ to become a police informer.

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          • AC1 says:

            http://news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201009115808971

            Fire Extinguisher Attack: Man, 18, Arrested

            Police have arrested a man in connection with a fire extinguisher thrown from a roof during violent student demonstrations.

            It comes after Sky News revealed the face of the man being hunted for hurling the canister from the top of Millbank Tower as protesters occupied the Conservative Party’s headquarters.

            It missed a police officer below by inches.

            Detectives now say they have arrested an 18-year-old in Southampton in connection with the incident.

            The man was expected to be transported to London shortly to be questioned by officers.

            Paul McKeever, chairman of the Police Federation, has said that whoever threw the extinguisher should face a charge of attempted murder.

            One man was filmed by Sky News cameras going into the Millbank building in London and later spotted by the Skycopter camera on the rooftop, apparently throwing the red canister.

            Sky’s crime correspondent Martin Brunt said:”Even (the police) were quite surprised at the clarity of the images we have been able to find.”

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        • 18
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          You are Dennis skinner and i claim my £5 !

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          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            Not you guido , Post above

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          • If you want to squeal to CCHQ, we can make a deal, give some money to you says:

            There’s a gentleman that’s going round
            Turning the joint upside down
            Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
            He’s an old ex-con that’s been away
            Now he’s back, no one’s safe
            Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha

            If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
            We can make a deal, make it worth your while
            So he told it all and in return
            He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
            And the maximum security
            Even after plastic surgery
            So go on and squeal, said the FBI
            We can make a deal, make it worth your while

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          • annnnonyperson says:

            I don’t bother visiting much these days

            Like bollocks you don’t. you Labour stooge!

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        • 26
          no longer anonymous says:

          Well I suppose a left-wing conspiracy theorist makes a nice change.

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          • we know who it is says:

            it’s thick arse thieves and he’s full of shit but guido is still making a cun’t of himslelf by squealing to the pigs on the orders of his CCHQ paymasters over a nonentity student twat

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        • 27

          Ah yes, well there is a knack of accurately throwing a fire extinguisher that distance and missing people below by a couple of feet.

          Only thing is no one has it…

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        • 41
          complete twatwatch says:

          You’re the fucking areshole. Why don’t you volunteer to stand still while I drop an extinguisher from a tall building right next to you? C unt.

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        • 44
          The Master says:

          you are clearly bonkers

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        • 63
          Labour supporters are getting desperate says:

          Are you so utterly fucking retarded/paranoid that you think someone can throw a fire extinguisher and predict exactly where it will land with such accuracy that he can forewarn others? I do hope you haven’t procreated. Just the thought that your mentally deficient DNA may have been passed to another generation is too frightening to contemplate.

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        • 73
          Pundit says:

          Here’s a tip : try typing and masturbating sequentially rather than simultaneously. You might make more sense.

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        • 75
          F.E.A.R says:

          Fear is good fear is our friend:

          Do you still let daddy play with your penis?

          F.E.AR

          Facilitator for Elimination of Arsehole Rimmers

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        • 76
          When you grow up says:

          You are a Dick Head.

          Dropping a lump of metal into a crowd of 2000 people is manslaughter pure and simple.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Manslaughter?

            He thought it would only give them a nose bleed?

            Whoever it is will just claim it slipped out of his hands while he was spraying the crowd below with water.

            Accidental stupidity. No harm done. Bollocking for being such a fuckwit. Suspended sentence (no rope).

            Next case.

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          • Deeply, but wrongly, held views says:

            Well, attempted, in this case.

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          • Ian Tomlinson's Widow says:

            Next Case.

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          • Isaac Newton says:

            It looks like the knobend threw it so it landed a fair way from the building. Hard to claim it just slipped if it did. It should be possible to see if it was dropped or thrown a bit.

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        • 83
          The Court of Public Opinion says:

          Yup, Guido sure gives those corrupt tories an easy time doesn’t he?

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        • 89
          Socialist Layabout says:

          I take it that you vote Labour. No other party, not even the B& P would want you in their ranks.

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        • 99
          Crikey says:

          Certainly got to them Guido. They like to be treated as Che type freedom fighters. Treating them as the overindulged scumbags that they are isn’t following the fantasy script.

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          • Sound of Silence says:

            Oh come on let’s fair. The Labour leadership are certain to come out and condemn this act of violence.

            Red Ed and Hattie Dromey are on the record for voicing their opinion against it…..aren’t they?

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        • 130
          Cheese Lover says:

          Do you think you could have typed “Tory” a few more times, I think your message may be lost without a few more..

          As bad as LondonMuslim, his “M-U-S-L & I” keys must be worn out by now.

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        • 131
          Sophie says:

          With such breathtakingly limited intellectual & deductive reasoning skills & jaw dropping paranoid left wing fuckwittery I cannot imagine why you would waste your money going to University at all.

          You are clearly very stupid.

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          • A tory threw the extinguisher at the Police says:

            And you have just replied to a comment made by someone you describe as very stupid.

            Which must make you very, very stupid indeed.

            Dunnit.

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          • smoggie says:

            Not really tat. It would work both ways. You reply to many intelligent posts yet remain fick as pigshit.

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        • 174
          Bled White Taxpayer says:

          You are either delusional to the point of needing urgent medical treatment to avoid harm to the community, or possessed of an IQ somewhat less than a frog.

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        • 268
          Oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

          Guido – the way you’ve got under the skin of these self-deluding, work-shy, wealth-consuming, violent, lawless socialist irks is a complete joy. It’s almost worth 12 years’ worth of pain watching the Caledonian destruction of a reasonable economy and a liberal society. No it’s not. Keep it up, Guido.

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        • 321
          PIt Pony says:

          You have evidence that the party of government has conspired to organise criminal activity in order to embarrass its’ opponents. Do you
          a) inform th police
          b) sell the story to the press
          c) inform that party’s political opponents
          d) sit at home alone banging away at your PC using that priceless information to mildly irritate people you don’t know and will never meet

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        • 464
          g1lgam3sh says:

          Jayzuz H Keerist, I’ve taken some really really good drugs in my time but heavens to Betsy…gimme the number of your dealer mate.

          Fooking hell…spasmodic, that’s just…awesome.

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        • 472
          tosserwatch says:

          you’re a fruit cake no 14…shame the extinguisher didn’t hit you

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        • 476
          Yurak Hunt says:

          You have problems with the size of your penis – don’t you sweetie? Stupid cowardly lefty c u n tbubble!

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    • 34
      Jeremy Clarkson says:

      Looks like James May to me.

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    • 139
      Anonymous says:

      He looks like a wannabe serial killer actually. Appears to be zoned out with the excitement of killing someone. I wouldn’t trust that Hunt with my goldfish.

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    • 201
      Popeye says:

      Is it male or shemale??

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    • 423
      innit says:

      The extinguisher botherer is clearly from the provinces with a mullet like that. Could be Welsh or Cornish, probably too simple even to be an anarchist, just a provincial chav on the wrong end of five pints of wife beater.

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  2. 3
    Another Tony Robinson says:

    Isn’t his dad on Time Team!

    He’s a ringer for that Cornish digger.

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  3. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is it male or female ?

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  4. 5
    Namechanger says:

    He looks like the one out of Bachman Turner Overdrive who went on to become a paedophile.

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  5. 6
    no longer anonymous says:

    Frankly I do not associate with such people.

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  6. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Narrow the name down to Toby, Jamie or Rupert and you’re almost there.

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  7. 8
    He's a piece of shit who needs to be beaten silly says:

    Looks like an utter fucking c unt. I hope he goes to prison and has his head caved in.

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  8. 9
    HenryV says:

    Ten to one his family will own a few hundred acres in the Home Counties.

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  9. 10
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    IQ well into double figures.

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  10. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Has he got purple nails ?

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  11. 16
    Max says:

    Surely the idiot bastard son of Oliver Reed and Harriet Harperson, accidentally conceived in a broom cupboard sometime between Parkinson and a recording for The World This Weekend?

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  12. 19
    50 Calibre says:

    He’s dead meat…

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  13. 22
    Chris says:

    “He wrapped his scarf around his face…”

    Bit late now, eh genius?

    What an absolute fucking moron.

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  14. 23
    Polly Toy Bee says:

    This site has a final solution for throwers of fire extinguishers.

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    • 35

      Financial solution.

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      • 181
        Bled White Taxpayer says:

        Bloody hell, Guido. I know that most of the Irish bank bonds are held by German banks, but there’s no need to be throwing the full Holocaust back in their faces. After all, 62 ROI citizens (mostly POWs from the British forces) killed in the concentration camps to €60 billion is a hell of a reparation, even after 65 years.

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  15. 25
    jgm2 says:

    It’s James May.

    I’ll take cash.

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  16. 28
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    I demand trial by television followed by a live hanging. Perhaps make it pay per view, gotta be better than that shite boxing match the other night!

    Perhaps every one can send in a text and the winner gets to release the trap door via the interweb?

    Assuming he is found guilty of course….

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    • 51
      Sir William Waad says:

      Those that live my direct action shall die by direct action?

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    • 190
      Anonymous says:

      I’d rather he was strapped down on the ground where the cops were trying to hold the line, with a 6-storey high 8 inch pipe open ended about a foot from his head. Fire extinguisher dropped from the top of the tube. The f*cker would hear it rattling all of the way down. The last thing to pass through his tiny little mind would be a kilo of aluminium, a hose and brass coupling, and a couple of litres of water going at about 80mph.

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      • 209
        Nick2 says:

        A chain of plastic demolition buckets would permit a larger extinguisher & probably provide less resistance.

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  17. 30
    jockstrap says:

    boris or price williams.

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  18. 32
    Smarmy One Time Student Agitator C.unt Jack Straw says:

    Bloody hell, that’s my boy!

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  19. 33
    Gene Hunt says:

    I strongly suspect that the turtle’s head is poking out in uncertain terms for that young chappie.

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  20. 36
    Bronson says:

    I wonder what he’s like at smearing on butter?

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  21. 37
    John says:

    Yawn, must be a slow week chez Fawkes…

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  22. 38

    Francis Rossi.

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  23. 40
    Sir William Waad says:

    It looks like another toff. That jacket didn’t come from Matalan.

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  24. 42
    No reward. No charges. No damage to CCHQ. says:

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    • 149
      Sophie says:

      As an English patriot & staunch right winger I am appalled that the thug copper got off scot free with the murder of poor Mr Tomlinson.

      Your point was again?

      And it relates to the fire extinguisher tosser how?

      Humour me.

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      • 159
        Anonymous says:

        No. You’re clearly too stupid to get it.

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        • 178
          I'm with stupid. says:

          Humor us…

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        • 221
          Sophie says:

          1st class education actually.

          Come on genius, humour me with your devastating insight & your no doubt superb correlation between the two cases.

          Now, in clear English, explain to me why you are equating the murder by the Police of Mr Tomlinson with the thug who dropped a fire extinguisher on the crowd below.

          Help me to understand your logic.

          (Please show all working out)

          PS – the left do not have a monoploy on seeking justice for Mr Tomlinson – he is not property of the left to be used to further spurrious arguments & failed ideologies.

          I am waiting.

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          • smoggie = tat says:

            read the title dumbo

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          • smoggie says:

            Read the question tat. Don’t squirm out of it or change monikers or pretend to be someone else.

            Read the question and answer it.

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          • Oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

            I am afraid, Sophie, that our dyspeptic, tortured chums are not amenable to logic. But don’t you just love the pain they’re in? And so much more to come. So much more………..

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          • oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

            I am afraid, Sophie, that our dyspeptic, tortured tory poodles are too stupid to understand what charged and not charged mean. But don’t you just love the pain they’re in because a few student twats smashed up their masters offices? And so much more to come as the cuts hit.
            So much more………..

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          • smoggie says:

            That’s it?

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          • 13eastie says:

            Ѕорhіе,

            Оnе еріѕоdе wаѕ lіkе thіѕ:

            Rаmѕhасklе mоb оf соnfuѕеd, nаіvе, wоrk-ѕhy, ѕоар-dоdgіng ѕсum whо dоn’t rеаlly knоw whаt thеy аrе рrоtеѕtіng fоr gо оn thе rаmраgе.

            Fоr ѕоmе rеаѕоn thеy рrоjесt thеіr dіѕѕаtіѕfасtіоn аnd ѕеlf-lоаthіng, fоllоwеd by mіndlеѕѕ vіоlеnсе оntо:

            а) thе рrіvаtе рrореrty оf оthеr реорlе frоm whоm thеy dо nоt асtuаlly dіffеr thаt muсh

            b) thе роlісе, whо hаvе рlаyеd nо раrt іn thе lоutѕ’ ѕuрроѕеd ‘grіеvаnсе’

            Тhіngѕ gеt оut оf hаnd, іnnосеnt lіvеѕ аrе еndаngеrеd / ruіnеd.

            Аnd… еrr… ѕо wаѕ thе оthеr.

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          • Archer Karcher says:

            one was a bunch of whiny tory pussies getting upset about the murder of a policeman that DIDN’T happen but they want to pretend did

            and the other was a bunch of corrupt policemen upsetting the widow and family of Ian Tomlinson about his murder that DID happen but they want to pretend didn’t

            only one involved the damaging of Conservative Party property
            only one did the fat informer fawkes offer a reward to keep his CCHQ paymasters happy

            But…errr… we are tory poodles so we don’t give a fuck how stupid and desperate this makes us look over a twatty student. EVERYONE KNOWS we would have been pissing ourselves with laughter if it was Labour Headquarters trashed but we’ll never admit it.

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Err. Excuse me. When was the Labour Party HQs ever trashed by a right wing mob, please?

            Oh! So you were just speaking hypothetically then. What is the probability of your hypothesis occurring? Virtually nil.

            So your point is empty, like your brain.

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          • Archer Karcher says:

            Are you denying you would have been laughing if these students had trashed Labour HQ?

            Because the only other hypothetical is the one where the fire extinguisher hit someone. It didn’t.

            Ian Tomlinson died. There were no charges.
            Nothing hypothetical about that.

            Do you practice being this stupid or were you born thick as pigshit?

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      • 175
        Alibaba Brown says:

        They are picking on me and it is racist and unfair….

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    • 260
      No reward. No charges. No damage to CCHQ. says:

      Yes, they really are too stupid to work it out.

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      • 312
        Sophie says:

        ?

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      • 395
        Oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

        Please don’t steal a chap’s moniker and edit his replies. But please do keep posting your banal rubbish, if for no other reason that that we can see the results of New Labour’s education policies and social engineering writ large. Can’t think. Can’t write. Can’t behave. Won’t work. And can’t work out its the end of a certain free-loading way of life. But then you could go back to mining………… Tee hee.

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  25. 45
    Bubba (on D wing) says:

    He will make me a good pad wife.

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  26. 46
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like one of the UAF mob to me

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  27. 57
    Anonymous says:

    “Police said they would be interested in speaking to this young man…”

    I bet they bloody would !! Trial by TV and blogosphere !!

    I feel a lynch mob posse being rounded up and preparing to ride !!

    He deserves swift punishment just for that haircut..

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    • 347
      Sophie says:

      Despite your earlier loony claim that this creature is a Tory, no Tory would be seen in public sporting those clothes & that hair.

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  28. 58
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its Sion Simon !!!!!!

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  29. 59
    QWERTY says:

    Blimey, do you know the tosser? Which one?

    Gordon Mcmong
    Tony Blimong
    Lord Mandelmong
    Alistair Mongbell
    Jacqui Smong

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  30. 60
    William Gaygue says:

    appen I’m getting an erection ba goom!

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    • 198
      QWERTY says:

      “Mortee itz gazza man”

      Click… BANG

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      • 227
        And if the student twat threw Eric Pickles from the roof it would have killed thousands says:

        It would have been like the hindenburg disaster all over again.

        Oh the humanity!

        But here’s the thing kiddies, he didn’t and nobody was hit by the fire extinguisher. But if you fuckwits were paying attention to the footage some of the rioters did hit the police with missiles from the ground.

        Try charging them instead of getting fixated with the ones who smashed up CCHQ.

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        • 231
          annnnonyperson says:

          They are dealing with them all. You clearly don’t follow the news much, do you?

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          • annnnnonymong says:

            Bullshit!
            You need to learn that just because you say something doesn’t make it true.

            More than fifty demonstrators smashed windows, discharged fire extinguishers and threw debris from the roof of the building. Dozens more on the ground threw debris and missles.

            Nowhere near all of them have been charged and none has been charged with attempted murder despite actually hitting the police with missiles from the ground.

            Face it son, you’ve been caught talking shit.

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        • 266
          Hair Cop Guv says:

          On that basis no one should be charged with driving over the limit until they hit someone!

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          • On that basis no one should be charged with dr*v*ng over the limit until they hit someone! says:

            Leave Guido out of this!

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          • Sid says:

            Middle classes are liars and hypocrites says top Labour MP in astonishing rant

            A Labour frontbencher has launched an astonishing attack on middle-class voters, branding them liars, racists, drunkards and even pa* d*philes.
            Eric Joyce, the party’s Northern Ireland spokesman, condemned the public for attacking lying politicians when they themselves may be ‘living lies’ at home.
            In his rant, Mr Joyce, MP for Falkirk, condemned ‘articulate and intelligent’ parents for putting the interests of their own children over those of the poor.

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          • WHAT A SCOO..er.. what was the story again ? says:

            Always first with the facts Guido still doesn’t know Sky News and the police caught the little twat half an hour ago.

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          • Yurak Hunt says:

            The poor are, how can I say it – SHIT

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        • 273
          Oh dear oh dear oh dear says:

          Utter rubbish.

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        • 362
          Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

          I would have BOUNCED !!

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        • 399
          Fred Kite says:

          Throw your darling fat jags and we’re talking 7 on the richter scale and a tsunami down the thames from the shock waves. Now, dipshit, go and wank yourself to sleep.

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        • 405
          TAT THE FARMERS-CYST says:

          TAT you fancy eric pickles
          he’s the best looking bloke you have ever been with !

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  31. 62
    Albi Here says:

    So much for higher education,wasted on an idiot who was so involved in causing mayhem and destruction he forgot to cover his mush,he must have forgotten that the Liebour dictatorship lost 6months ago and plod are being rehabilitated from being left wing nasties to being right wing one’s,no sympathy,two years removing graffiti off the railway bridges or 4 years being a Libsh%ite MP.

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  32. 64
    Det. Sup. Guido Fawkes says:

    Looks very much like an undercover Old Bill to me,wish he would take off his wig and false nose.

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    • 350
      Sophie says:

      Deflection.

      Classic left wing fuckwittery.

      I thought you stated this guy was a Tory?

      Make your mind up.

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  33. 65
    Psychological and environmental wellbeing Officer says:

    Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg has asked me to inform you that

    Under threat of 100 communist service,

    You will have to disclose to me your pysychological and environmental wellbeing

    They have also told me to tell you that if your psycholicial wellbing is damaged

    We will distribute free spiffs initially

    Followed by lines of cocaine to make you see blue skies

    As regards your environmental wellbing they have said they will establish

    Flower extinguishers on the roofs of every house

    And false Chinese flowers in every window

    That that Britain will look like Potemkin’s loverly Village..

    Thank you in advance

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  34. 67
    QWERTY says:

    Is it a fat phone throwing Aussie?

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  35. 68
    EU Porkbusters says:

    Euro Piggy MEP’s Exposed tonight on Dispatches.

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  36. 70
    White Van Man says:

    Looks like James May’s genetically engineered test tube bastard child escaped from his man lab. I bet he’s probably held up in a Guildford bedsit right now smearing his own shit on the walls and talking economic bollox with TAT.

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  37. 74
    The Paddy Bankers are sending their Bill to the UK as we speak says:

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    • 318
      Sophie says:

      ECB “immune from politics”

      FFS.

      All that struggle the Irish went through to gain control of their own country & affairs.

      Now look at the place – a wholly owned region of the Franco / German Empire.

      Without a shot being fired, they have lost their country forever.

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      • 332
        Without a shot being fired, they have lost their country forever. Surrendering to the French. says:

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        • 353
          Sophie says:

          Indeed.

          But we still have a few cards left.

          I hope Cameron finds the balls to play them.

          (I am not holding my breath)

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      • 473
        sophie's choice says:

        yes 321 and a banking system packed with chums spinning the hunks of cash around their mates the developers and watching it all go down the bonus and/or bung hole after their own pockets are well lined of course…scumbags

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  38. 78
    Nestor Mahkno says:

    Vindictive witchhunts, gratuitous cruelty and lack of human concern mark out some of the right as evil bastards.

    Why not just stick to a libertarian position against the state and its corruption rather than try hunting down some misguided youth? You never did anything stupid in your time?

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    • 92
      White Van Man says:

      Yes I did, I voted ZanuLiebour in 1997.

      I feel I must apologise for my conduct during the late 1990’s, I was young foolish and misguided at the time.

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    • 125
      Crikey says:

      Yes, and paid for it.

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    • 204
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      “Misguided”..?

      Oh, please. All the stupidity I ever did in my youth resulted in an overdraft, 4 pissed-off ex girlfriends, several speeding tickets and a “without due care and attention” rap, and a serious kicking from the French police in Compiegne. I don’t recall murdering anyone.

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    • 237
      Hair Cop Guv says:

      “Attempted Murder “is a stretching youthful foolishness more than a bit! Anyway he looks a nasty piece of work.

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      • 247
        smoggie says:

        And if it had hit some cop on the head that would be of great comfort to his wife or kids that he won’t be coming home as a result of some “youthful foolishness”. Nicely put.

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        • 442
          Ian Tomlinson's Widow says:

          Nicely put.

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          • Deeply, but wrongly, held views says:

            I suspect that Ian Tomlinson’s widow would be distraught to read what you are writing in her name just to try to make a very poor point on this blog. If you think that the main posters on this blog delight in the death of Ian Tomlinson, you are sadly deluded. And if you think that Ian Tomlinson’s death justifies the attempted murder of an unrelated policeman, then you are a sick individual. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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  39. 80
    Ireland Ban*r*pt says:

    Austerity Works!

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  40. 85
    QWERTY says:

    It’s Kay Burley without all the slap on, she likes a bit of a bundle I hear

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    • 106
      Curious of Dundee says:

      Why is Kay strangling that woman?

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      • 122
        jgm2 says:

        I seem to remember the reporter (whose neck is being lovingly carressed by Kay) bumped up against her and Kay, being of DNA that strives with every fibre of its being, for violent confrontation just went all native.

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      • 171
        literate pedant says:

        she’s from wigan…..er that’s kay not the other one……

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      • 230
        Anonymous says:

        A misunderstanding involving being hit in the face with a camera – allegedly.

        Picture taken at Naomi Campbell trial – ambience and personalities affecting the hacks?

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    • 108
      Jack Profumo says:

      I like Kay’s tight little ass

      Nice for her age

      She’s pushing 50…

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      • 117
        Kay Burley says:

        I love you Guido

        You are the only real hombre with cojones left in the British medja circus…

        Will you invite me onto your blog or something else ?

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    • 112
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      I wouldnt say no !

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    • 170
      Respect for Kay says:

      Thanks for that photo dude. Have to say as a result of seeing it, Respect to miz Burley, I never realised that she had it in her. Is it to much to ask that she would do the same to Red Ed, Nick and Dave?

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  41. 86
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like a Mossad agent !

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    • 114
      A connaisseur says:

      If it walks like one, talks like and farts like one…

      It must be a Mossad agent…

      Diverting our attention again…

      Clever…

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  42. 98
    Next election Dave is out. says:

    So why is Cast Iron Dave promising British Taxpayers money to Bail out the Southern Irish and their foolish venture into the Euro zone?

    You can fu@ck off Dave, Paddy ain’t getting a penny from me.

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    • 463
      Phil says:

      It’s simple really shite for brains GordonFxxking Brown signed us up for it deliberately along with two aircraft carriers in a deal that would make them more expensive not to build out of pure spite for the tories and an ungrateful electorate who never voted for him.
      It’s called scorched earth politics Labour style.

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  43. 109
    John Simpson says:

    This site’s attitude toward this protestor is akin to waterboarding.

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  44. 118
    Martin Day says:

    It with the deepest regret that I have to announce that this political blog will be suspended on request of Acting Detective Inspector Will Hodgeson from CO11 as part of Op Malone.

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  45. 120
    Deeply, but wrongly, held views says:

    Odd how quiet statist has been today. I wonder…

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    • 167
      Mama of naughty boy calling himself statist. says:

      He is in his bedroom, Nanny said he would have to be in his straitjacket for the day as he gets totally out of control, we have hidden the computer, I am using it in the Butlers Pantry, apologies to all for his behaviour, actually, we knew Greatuncle Edmond had mental health issues but we had hoped it wouldn’t resurface but unfortunatley it has with our son. Must dash, I can hear said son making a terribe commotion, will give him a treble dose of Ritalin. Pip pip.

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    • 323
      smoggie says:

      Statist doesn’t come here much these days. He said so himself. On this blog. Pheckin hundreds of times.

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  46. 129
    Not a member of the Nazi Union of Soapdodger. NUS says:

    Guido, can the NUS/Porter be held responsible for the criminal damage their badly organised protest caused.

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    • 147
      Legal Beagle says:

      Of course they can

      Like a Trade Union…

      Sue the NUS through their arse…

      Wreck the NUS for a generation I say…

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      • 150
        jgm2 says:

        Surely this chap would have to be in the NUS. Otherwise they’ll claim the police are just as culpable.

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        • 303
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          I don’t know exactly how it works but I would have thought that either NO or ALL students are in the NUS, depending on the definition.
          (ie all students are members of their institutions student union, and pretty much all institutions are affiliated to the NUS)

          It used to be something like that.

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      • 216
        Bled White Taxpayer says:

        Yes, rather that than the NUS / Labour hierarchy apprentice scheme wrecking the country for several generations.

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  47. 135
    Anyone remember when the Real Guido Fawkes turned police informer? says:

    I don’t remember that from the gunpowder plot.

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  48. 136
    Don't you DARE make fun of this heroic rioter! says:

    I wuv him! He makes my liddle Labour winkie hard! FAP FAP FAP FAP

    SKLOSH!

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  49. 138
    Peasant says:

    Classic MI5 agitation action. The fact that he is so cool shows it.

    The police know who he is and are trying to finger someone else – they will catch someone who looks vaguely like the picture and then hold him for 42 days until his hair has grown long enough. Sorted.

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  50. 142
    Ginger Tosser says:

    Guido – scourge of the establishment or Groom of the Stool to Andy Coulson?

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  51. 155
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown says:

    It’s me

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  52. 157
    streamfisher says:

    Getting into the realms of a witch hunt now, yes it could have been serious, life threatening but rather have a post on the copper that bludgeoned to death an innocent bystander, a policeman who has never been (publicly) identified despite being caught on video, and as I understand has been cleared of any criminal charges, he was PC MR no identification that twittered before that he was looking forward to kicking a few heads in prior to that demonstration and then killed Tomlinson.

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    • 169
      Anonymous says:

      blimey, next time you’ll be moaning about an innocent man being shot 5 times in the head at point blank range by a copper, under orders of a copper, and nobody ever being found guilty of any wrongdoing. he deserved it ‘cos he looked a bit foreign, innit?

      the police do a wonderful job, and no policeman should ever be subject to the law themselves. neither should politicians be subject to the law.

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  53. 160
    Anonymous says:

    If the fake Guido had been around during the gunpowder plot he would have turned himself in!

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  54. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Not sure who he is, but he does have one of those faces that makes you want to hit him as soon as you see him.

    He’s what Billy-Ray Cyrus would have looked look like 20 years ago if he’d grown up in an english public school.

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  55. 164
    Ewanme says:

    Oooooo !!!!

    Wotcha , St. Guido , honey xxx .

    You won’t comments , yeah ???

    OK , listen up , fat boy .

    Wotever acne-ridden ‘stoodent’ chucked the hydrent offa the Millbank woz a stupid Hunt , petal .

    We can all agree on that , an that .

    Look , I’s done stupid thins in my short lifetime :

    I used to pack chair legs wiv a mix a NaClO3 an icin sugar (go easy on the sugar , kids) , hammer the ends flat , drill a hole for a dope wick , stand well clear an empty the bunkers on the local golf course of their sand , an that .

    I learnt how to do that in the Girl Guides .

    Nobody ever got hurt but we did have to hit the floor pronto sometimes .

    I tell a lie . My bro had to go to hospital when the ‘firework’ he woz drillin the fuse-hole for , went off in his face . Chemical burns , fragments of metal in eye .. blah, blah ..

    Admittedly , chuckin somethin offa the roof is a bit girly , but no human woz injured , woz they ???

    We is all twenty-somethin , occasionally . We all do somethin wot we will think is cooool at the time an then regret it down the line , eh , Guido , sweetheart ???

    You should know , FFS !!!

    E x .

    P.S. Nobody woz injured durin this comment . Any reference to explosive devices is in the past tense . Bombs ain’t coool , kids . Dunno tho ; give it a go but wear safety gear , I spose .

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    • 184
      Engineer says:

      Try this one.

      Take a piece of metal pipe with screwed ends. About 12″ long is plenty. Firmly screw a cap or plug on one end, stand upright and half fill with water. They firmly screw cap or plug on t’other end. Place pipe in a fire (best made in a hole in the ground – you’ll find out why). Stand WELL back. The water boils to make steam, and the pressure rises quite quickly until….

      DON’T do this near human habitation. The bang and subsequent distribution of debris is highly impressive.

      Also, try not to stand near steam boilers if a flange joint fails under pressure. Let’s just say that your ears will still be ringing the following day. Trust me – I know.

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      • 188
        NUS says:

        Next time we’re passing Milbank, we’ll give it a try and tell plod who inspired us.

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      • 246
        Anonymous says:

        Engineer, you’re getting very cautious of late.

        Insert into the pipe 3 condoms, one filled with sodium, the other 2 double-wrapping phosphorus. Then half fill with water, bring to boil etc.

        The air expansion in the sodium condom is going to burst the condom shortly before boiling point, at which point the well-known sodium/water reaction is going to happen, rather vigorously because the water molecules are very agitated due to being near boiling point. There’s going to be a lot of hydrogen produced as well, which is going to split the metal tubing in a far more explosive manner than mere pressure. That will rupture the double-wrapped phosphorus condom, at which point, you have a rather lethal firework display.

        All good fun in the chemistry lab.

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    • 197
      Davie boy says:

      It has fucked up your punctuation, darling.

      Are you sure that you are not carrying a piece of shrapnel in your napper?

      Luv’n’stuff

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    • 300
      smoggie says:

      His fate will not be decided or affected by this blog.

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  56. 166
    Holding back the smears says:

    Looks like that Labour supporting 80s pop crooner bloke. Prick Fucknall is it?

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  57. 168
    I like the sound of breaking glass... says:

    Conservatives running scared of a few school kids.

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  58. 177
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if the police used this film to mistakenly arrest Stephen Fry on trumped up charges of murder – he would deserve it and we might get some peace and quiet from his inane twitterings and burblings for twenty years….

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  59. 179
    annnnonyperson says:

    Oh, look! He’s such a wittle webel!

    I am guessing on a double-barrelled name, public school, and ‘posh’ college.

    Anyone else?

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  60. 180
    Pancake Tosser says:

    An Essex Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.

    The man says “Choose from our range on the wall.”

    She says “I’ll take the red one.”

    The man replies “That’s a fire extinguisher.”

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  61. 182
    Bobby Sands says:

    That guy needs to lose a bit of weight.

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  62. 185
    A wail arose says:

    The faithful gather.

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  63. 189
    Alain Juppe says:

    If Peter can come back, I can come back!

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  64. 195
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Where there’s smoke, there’s toast – I smell toast. Now that would have been a better use for a fire extinguisher…………

    Like

    • 213
      H&S Exec says:

      Only if you are too damned stupid to toast a bit of bread without screwing it up.

      You don’t need a fucking fire extinguisher you need a home help.

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  65. 196
    Moley says:

    Billy Blofeld sums it up;

    “There’s been a lot of talk about the student riots this week, but in your bones you know that they were not really rioting about the cuts, but because they didn’t like the outcome of the general election”.

    The Militant left disappeared during the Labour years; presumably because they approved of Brown trashing the economy, the destruction of the country by immigration, and Blair declaring war on everybody.

    Now the students want to overthrow the coalition and bring back their Labour friends.

    I want someone to tell me why they think that would be a good thing, and why the majority of the people in this Country think differently.

    Why do students want a Government led by Ed Miliband?

    Why were the majority who turfed out the Labour Government wrong?

    Should those on the minimum wage pay taxes to fund the education of the super rich?

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    • 206
      Dave Camera On says:

      Why should those on minimum wage pay taxes to bail out Irish banks?

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      • 215
        screw the fuckers says:

        EU referendum now!

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      • 269
        streamfisher says:

        Ah, that’s a question which should be addressed to the EEC, Mr Rumpey Pumpey will set your mind at rest (between scoff fulls of Lobster and Pink Champaign) basically how it works is that we screw you for our very nice lifestyle, whatever happens our budget just keeps on increasing, a bit like your BBC, who we have modelled our vision for the future on.

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    • 248
      Engineer says:

      It’s odd how some of the people with access to the best education possibilities the country can offer take so little benefit from the opportunity.

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    • 252
      Anonymous says:

      Labour supporters = lemmings.

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  66. 199
    Salad Tosser says:

    How convenient that Cameron can blame Labour for having to bail out the Irish banks with £6 billion.

    Anybody who thinks that Cameron won’t support whatever the E.U. central government asks of him has not been following this man’s career. A europhile through and through and through. He doesn’t need Clegg to tell him what to do when it comes to the E.U. You are going to see far more given away by Cameron than in the Blair/Brown 13 years.

    Nothing to say about this Guido?

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  67. 218
    Steve Miliband says:

    Simply Red bloke?

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  68. 219
    Dack Blog says:

    found him…

    (thousand quid pronto or I’ll have him sing)

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  69. 224
    nell says:

    I think what the militant left have not realised, as it is emerging again, following labour’s defeat in May after years of being suppressed by bliar and brown, is that instant photography and communication through mobile phones and the internet have exploded onto the social scene since those extreme times of scargill and the miners.

    The violence and intimidation that scargill’s people covertly used then, can no longer be hidden now , pictures of it are always going to end up here or on you tube or on sky’s heli-camera, within hours.

    The militant left, if they really are planning a winter of discontent are going to find themselves scrutinised on the web, like bugs under a microscope.

    They aren’t going to like the experience. The rest of us might find it quite fun.

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  70. 233
    4 bi 2 yoohoo says:

    Notice there is never any rewards for the 1000s of dirty pigs that kick innocent people to death each year, and rape tens of thousands of vulnerable women, and abuse hundreds of thousands children, and sell £billions of drugs. The British police are the worst criminal gang in Europe. They are evil filth controlled by dirty juuz.

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  71. 234
    Truthteller says:

    Bring back the death penalty and hang the left-wing bag of shit.

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    • 245
      nell says:

      Let’s just give him up to the justice system I feel sure they’ll award the appropriate penalty.

      Of course if little johnny has a well to do daddy like most of the other ‘left wing, students that the nus said it fielded that day, then the lawyers will be busy digging him out of his hole.

      By the by, why is it that there were few if any working class students on the nus demo-lition rampage that day?

      It couldn’t be, could it? That none of them could bother to join the left wing NUS because they were too busy studying for their qualifications??!!

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      • 254
        John Redwood says:

        I’m not squealing on the boy for a mere £1000.
        The Bullingdon Boys do far worse.

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        • 264
          nell says:

          You have evidence of them attempting to actually kill people do you?

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          • The Police investigating Ian Tomlinson's death says:

            Nope.

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          • Fat bloke on a scooter says:

            Have you seen the cuts?

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          • nell says:

            If you’re talking of georgeosborne’s cuts. No and neither have you because none of them will bite before 2012.

            If I have a gripe against georgeosborne it’s that his cuts haven’t been quick enough or deep enough.

            2012 is far too long to wait before we get to grips with this mess labour have made.

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  72. 238
    four bi 2 yoohooz says:

    Notice there is never any rewards for the 1000s of dirty pigs that kick innocent people to death each year, and raype tens of thousands of vulnerable women, and abuse hundreds of thousands children, and sell £billions of dwugs. The British police are the worst criminal gang in Europe. They are evil filth controlled by dirty juuuz.

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  73. 239
    nell says:

    And all that happened in the UK in the last year?

    D’ya not think that your dramatisation is a little OTT?

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  74. 240
    derty juuuuuuuz says:

    Notice there is never any rewards for the 1000s of dirty peegs that kick innocent people to death each year, and raype tens of thousands of vulnerable women, and abuse hundreds of thousands children, and sell £billions of dwugs. The British police are the worst criminal gang in Europe. They are evil filth controlled by dirty juuuuz.

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  75. 244
    TAT from Guildford says:

    Hello everyone,!
    If any of you want to pop round to my bedsit and see my collection of desiccated dog shit your more then welcome to do so. Just remember to bring a gas mask as I forgot to talk my lithium yesterday and had a huge fuck off smearing session.

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  76. 250
    Harriet Harman says:

    I hate to state the obvious,however,it’s always the gingers isn’t it?

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  77. 250
    Mr Harold Wilson says:

    Has Labour done anything to stop this?

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  78. 259
    Hard rOn prison number AR611SE says:

    I like the girly hair. Very nice. Must warm the cell up for this little bitch.

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  79. 261
    Dack Blog says:

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  80. 263
    nell says:

    If he turns out to be the one that threw that extinguisher off the roof at the police cordon, interesting to note that he was prepared to stay silent and see jack potter charged for his crime.

    What decent, honest, caring student/citizens labour has produced over the last 13 years.

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    • 274
      nell is still stuck up Cameron's arsehole says:

      Almost as interesting as Guido offering a reward for the wrong person.

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      • 298
        nell says:

        He was on the roof , smirking into the camera with his fire extinguisher. He was clearly one of the 2000 intent on trouble.

        The intense media/internet spotlight that has been shone onto this nus demo-lition 2010 event, has demonstrated that the days when the extreme left could intimidate people, demolish property and inconveneince and damage society as a whole, without being identified as individuals, have gone.

        Go out there and do it again if you will. Just don’t expect public acclaim or anonymity.

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        • 317
          He was on the roof , smirking into the camera with his fire extinguisher. says:

          GUILTY!

          Except he wasn’t and the police let him go.

          Oh dear! You really are a bit of a simpleton aren’t you nell ? Go back to your turnips petal because you’re making a fool of yourself again.

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          • nell says:

            He was bailed. Not quite the same as ‘the police let him go’

            It’s interesting to note that his daddy has a £3/4million house and that he has brought in fancy lawyers for his son .

            The question still remain unanswered by the nus; why is it that most of those causing trouble on the nus demo-lition 2010 event were from well-to-do backgrounds.

            Where were the working class students the nus said were turning out in their thousands at the demonstration.Because they clearly were not with the nus.

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          • ROFL!!!!! says:

            “why is it that most of those causing trouble on the nus demo-lition 2010 event were from well-to-do backgrounds.”

            Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

            You’ve completely lost the plot dearie.
            So tell me, when did you interview all of them?
            Dearie me nell, you really are a hilarious simpleton.

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          • Did he throw the extinguisher? says:

            NO.
            SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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          • nell says:

            Dion’t ask me why most of those found to be causing criminal damage on the nus demo-lition 2010 event were from well-to-do backgrounds.

            That’s a question for the nus, that they have so far failed to answer.

            Where were the thousands of working class students they said would come out and support them? Because they didn’t!

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          • LMFAO! says:

            “Dion’t ask me why most of those found to be causing criminal damage on the nus demo-lition 2010 event were from well-to-do backgrounds.”

            You’re the one who just pulled that out of your arse with nothing to back it up dearie. The student who didn’t throw the extinguisher was a Rich kid who knows John Redwood but that doesn’t mean they all were unless you have the brain of a cabbage. And you do.

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          • Anonymus says:

            If I were an NUS spokesperson I’d say the other 48,000 were all working class.
            Quite clearly most of the 2000 people outside the front of the building were not. As they were all wielding cameras.

            The Kid’n Play chap didn’t look very posh.

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          • nell says:

            Give me one example of a student interviewed by Sky, the Mail, Telegraph, graudian etc who came from a working class background.

            The Mail published interviews with a fair few. Their daddy’s had houses worth 7/8/900k. Sky and DT did the same – none of them were working class. One of them was actually from a very wealthy foreigh background where part of his funds had been paid for by us the taxpayer – why the hell was that?!

            So go on nus produce some genuinely working class students who were prepared to smash up london that day.

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          • not done this before (well once) says:

            coz the working class students realise that actually they are going to get a bigger grant each year they don’t have to pay back? and may never make much over the 22K so any repayments are irrelevent?

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          • Anonymus says:

            Sorry Nell, a point I was going to make but couldn’t really be bothered joining this particular discussion (ahem). but you’ve almost made it yourself.

            you really think that the Telegraph take a representative sample of all the people arrested, or who went into the building, and print what they said, no matter how interesting or dull they were? Or do you think it makes the story better if they pick out ones that irritate people the most? It does seem that annoying people is better than printing pictures of tits these days. Doesn’t take a media studies degree to work that one out.

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          • nell says:

            No ananon at 10.13 not quite the point.

            We’re not just talking about the DT here. the graudian, sky, dailymail, independent……….. all interviewed a selection of those students that smashed up millbank.

            The point is none of them came up with a student that could be portrayed as typically british working class.

            All I say is, it is down to the nus to prove that they really are representing the majority of the working class students, studying in britain at this time.

            I doubt they can do that. And if they can’t then why would we, the great british public, want to support them?

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          • annnnonyperson says:

            Where were the working class students the nus said were turning out in their thousands at the demonstration.

            Where were they? They were working. A concept unknown to the Jack Potters of this world.

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      • 480
        Red Ed's mother's pissflaps says:

        Stop rimming my son

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  81. 271
    Dark Lord says:

    Can’t quite believe I am saying this but well done Sky News.

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  82. 277
    Big Jim E Wing says:

    The showers await you cute curly haired tease!!

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  83. 279
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The guy’s name is Mel Smith and i claim my £1000 !

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    • 334
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Wotcher, mate!

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      • 383
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

        Hi mate how you doing ?

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        • 403
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Great. It’s all the other buggers! How are your copper mines?

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          • MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

            Really good ! i spend alot of time now researching mining of all types
            and when i get chance going down them !
            my god those guys had it rough !

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Good place to send some students for work experience then …

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          • MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

            A fantastic industry now alas long gone
            from a time when men were men
            these students these days wouldn’t like to get their hands dirty !

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            I was up Great Orme, in North Wales, earlier this year. There is a bronze mine up there. Bit touristed but they also had a fine second-hand bookshop. I left with two boxes of books, now with me here on the shores of the Adriatic!

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          • MAD FRANKIE moniker schizo and ODD says:

            the belgian nonce is talking to himself again

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  84. 282
    Someone cave his head in please says:

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  85. 283
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    It’s Keith Chegwin, circa 1975.

    He was a t-wat then, obviously still a t-wat.

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  86. 285
    Big Jim E Wing says:

    He wont be so mouthy demanding his rights on his first night, crying into his pillow calling for his mother.

    Regrets he’s going to have a few LOL LOL

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  87. 294
    Ok the game is up says:

    I confess it was me. I’m sorry I nearly killed a plod – next time I’ll wear my glasses and get it right.

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  88. 296
    Police Informers Wanted. Please apply though CCHQ or Guido Fawkes. says:

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  89. 310
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Surely it’s quite acceptable to smash private property, trespass, behave in a totally anti-social Bolshevik manner and then hurl a lump of metal into a crowd of people ???

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      Yes. Yes it is. says:

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      • 351
        Toryboys = Sociopaths says:

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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      • 389
        TAT THE FARMERS-CYST says:

        For fucks sake stop answering your own posts you sad lonely bastard TAT !
        you boring little shit !

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      • 397
        nell says:

        Wow singing edwardian pre WW1 songs.

        That’s really anarchist isn’t it?? I had no idea the bullingdon boys were so ‘extreme’

        No wonder the nus thought they could better them by smashing up london buildings and throwing extinguishers off an eight storey roof at a police cordon.!!

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          Anonymous says:

          Here here nell!
          And throw that fucking colostomy bag at him too, the cheeky young shit smearing whip’a’snapper!

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          Bullingdon Bash says:

          nell’s hero’s were involved in many Bullingdon Bash’s over the years but her hypocrisy is as boundless as her mindless on message Cameron cheerleading.

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          • nell says:

            I know sod all about the bullingdon boys, other than that they’ve never, in my time appeared in the news as people who attempt to harm others.

            As for cameron, he has yet to prove himself a useful pm or otherwise. It is too early to say.

            gordon however has already proved himself as one of the most failed, ,incompetent, economically illliterate, most embarrassing, harmful pm’s of all time.

            Likewise the current nus leadership have just proved themselves publicly as gross failures and the students who followed them on a rampage of violence and destruction as criminal.

            Irrefutable evidence doesn’t lie. If the extreme leftwing of the labour party wants to convince the majority of voters, that they really can form a competent government then they aren’t going about it the right way at the moment.

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          • John Redwood says:

            Hear hear! He knows me so he must be an extreme lefty.

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      • 482
        Yurak Hunt says:

        Keep winding these lefty tossers up, cut really deep into their all so revered public services, lay the Hunts off from the hundreds of thousands of state non jobs.

        Bollocks to policing their piss poor protests, keep order with the military – fuck them all up next time, and again and again and again. Sort of miners strike x100 force, until they disappear tending their wounds.

        Liberal Hunts, I’ll shit them.

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  90. 313
    Matthew Horne says:

    he did the right thing… i hate conservatives and will broadcast it all over the television because i’m a nasty little bender

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  91. 322
    Lets enjoy the toryboys wetting themselves in fear from a bunch of twatty students again says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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  92. 327
    Steve Miliband says:

    What’s the difference between;

    A Tuition Fees
    B Graduate Tax

    1000 words, in by thursday, extra marks for punctuation and spelling.

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    • 339
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      b) is worse, coz if uurr about 40 or above you’d avv to pay.

      Don’t blame the education system for that. Blame slade.

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    • 364
      The Court of Public Opinion says:

      A Costs Nick Clegg his leadership once the coalition implodes and his core vote turns to UKIP wheras MP’s can claim B on expenses?

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    • 365
      Steve Miliband's teacher says:

      Thursday should be spelt with a capital ‘T’.

      5/10 see me.

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    • 436
      AC1 says:

      A is a price for doing something that will hopefully benefit the payer in the future.
      B is a punishment for using their skills.

      A is good, b is bad.

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  93. 354
    Anonymous says:

    Straight jacket time, honey bun.

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  94. 360
    Did any of you co-conspirators tweet McDoom? says:

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  95. 373
    THE BISHOP RODGER ALLBOYS says:

    Ive found him !

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    • 437
      Anonymous says:

      Fucking hell, this reminds me, most people are as ugly as fuck. When you think about it. Wonder how the species continues.

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  96. 390
    Labour troll says:

    I wuv Gordie and my fire extinguisher hewo! He can extinguish MY fire any time! FAP FAP FAP FAP

    SPLOOOPSH!

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  97. 396
    Forest Gump says:

    Mama always said TAT is like a box of multi personality mongs, you never know what moniker he’s gonna steal next.

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  98. 400
    Tat in a Guildford Bedsit Styleeee says:

    I’ll scweem and scweem until I smear!

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  100. 411
    A Pensioner says:

    Male or female? Give us a clue.

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  101. 425
    No Reward as no Conservative Property was damaged. says:

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  102. 426
    TAT THE FARMERS-CYST says:

    I was in the pharmacy in Gilford today
    and i met up with TAT the labour party lackie
    he agreed to let me take his photo
    so here it is

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  103. 427
    tosser2caught says:

    Sky reporting:-‘ Detectives now say they have arrested an 18-year-old in Southampton in connection with the incident’

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  104. 429
    Popular Newspaper says:

    GOTCHA!

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  105. 435
    Sky Win - Hard luck windowlickers says:

    Police arrested an 18-year-old in Southampton in connection with the incident.

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    • 445
      Anonymous says:

      Northern scum!

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    • 447
      nell says:

      So the middle classes are liars and hypocrites, say eric joyce labour mp for falkirk.

      Hmm. wonder where eric fits into that definition.

      In 2005-2006 he was the highest troughing mp in the Hoc with expenses claims of £174,811.

      In 2007-2008 he was still top of the league troughing even more with a claim of £187,338 in expenses, this time the expenses included the cost of three oil painting. REally essential for doing his job weren’t they?!

      Liars and hypocrites hmm Mr Joyce??!!

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        Turnip Watch says:

        You’ve answered the wrong post dear, I SAID YOU’VE ANSWERED THE WRON… no use. Lights on nobody home.

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  106. 449
    Anonymong says:

    It’s really quite obvious that it’s James May. Please donate my winnings to charity, after you have purchased a decent pair of spectacles from the proceeds.

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  107. 450
    Thank you for all your pledges says:

    Fuck sake someone tweet Fawkes and wake him up. The little twat was caught ages ago.

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  108. 451
    Eric the Prick says:

    All middle class people are liars and hypocrites. I know what I’m talking about-I’m a Labour MP.

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    i just wasted 2 minutes of my life i will never get back writing on the ass end of the internet says:

    this sites a fucking pile of Huntwash u right wing rectum-lining scumbag. the kids gone and done the stupidest thing in his young life so you feel that gives you the right to launch a witch hunt and help secure the kid a black hole of prospects for the rest of his life. literally people like you should be honey glazed and slow roasted to be fed to wild boar with crusty stuffing. ur a fucking twat and ur site is grade-a* bullshit

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  111. 475
    skydog says:

    The Metropolitan Police issued a public apology to Meatloaf stating that it was an honest case of mistaken identity.

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  112. 479
    Red Ed's mother's pissflaps says:

    Ed says …………………………………………………………………….. NOTHING

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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

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