Woolas Staffer Eyes Oldham
Guido is hearing rumours that the bun-fight has already begun to be the Labour candidate in the Oldham by-election and soundings are well underway. One well-placed-red says Shona Woodfine, who has been Phil’s long-suffering bag-carrier, is positively gagging for the nomination. And has made that clear to the party machine…
This wouldn’t be the first time Labour have made such a move, the “Baby of the House” Pamela Nash, who is just 26, took over John Reid’s safe seat having been his special advisor. Woodfine’s chances have to be weakened by her closeness to her disgraced former boss, she was presumably in the campaign office when these leaflets were going out. Apparently that’s not what she is saying though…
UPDATE : Can you read between the ambiguous lines of this Tweet she sent just after this story went up:
Fucking ace work Guido !! This is what the kids want to know !!
I can just imagine her campaign line now…
“I did not inhale the posters…”"
Was it her tampons he was fiddling?
and Women’s underwear?
Ѕhе’ѕ no oіl раіntіng, but wіll mаkе а truly еxсеllеnt саndіdаtе nonеthеlеѕѕ.
Неr саndіdасy wіll fіnаlly lеgіtіmіѕе mаѕѕ dіѕtrіbutіon of fuсktаrd Woolаѕ’ depraved racist leaflets.
This time by Labour’s opponents.
She probably wrote those leaflets for Woolas.
Or more specifically, so many wonderful and supportive friends in the Oldham East and Saddleworth CLP.
Have we decided who’s on the selection committee yet?
Put anything in a red rossete and it would win ( with hel
Help of postal votes ) , There is something nasty about our politics at the moment mainly coming from the left !
Oh and EU accounts not signed off again !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328227/EU-accounts-rejected-sixteenth-year-row.html
“Phil’s long-suffering bag-carrier, is positively gagging”
In that case she can be my bag-carrier any day.
Your just a dirty old man Mickey.
I’d show her the way to Oldham… and then Saddle her for all she was Worth!
Arf!!
I fully support my boss, obviously. Until I have the chance to shaft him. This is the Labour party, after all.
is it me..or is wanker woolas straing at that bird’s shakers?
come on – where’s your sense of humour? Jacqui Smith? or lets wait and see if Sarah Brown wants to enter politics?
By the way, if all labour MPs have £100 to spend on Woolas can they all chip in £100 a month for charity?
staring… I’m such a hoon!
bring on flip flop hatttie:
i’m for the war – it was wrong
all woman short lists – let my husband in
I will have you know that I have never contradicted myself…
My Unite Teamster husband tells me its called being “economical with the truth” or something complicated like than…
Suck my ginger nuts bitch!
Clegg is on good form today, tearing into Harpy.
Cleggy has to be there because the PM is not there, now what is his name, seems to be missing more at question time far more than Brown ever was, mind Gordon is making up for that now.
Might have that arse about face, Anony. Clegg is there because EdM is away on leave and the Deps get to have a go.
These incorrigible dirty, filthy bastards are quite incorrigible. They are disgusting beyond words. It appears The Palace Of Shithouses needs a complete clean out.
But Madam Guillotine, sharp as her blade is, is French
Ah! But ah would jus lerv to ‘ave zees rosbifs pour le lunch…
You are very wide of the mark on this one Guido. It will be a local candidate and Shona is disliked by Oldham folk because she is London based and got ideas above her station as Phil’s “adviser” when he was a Minister.
Who is Gavin Shuker and what the fuck kind of haircut is that? Labour c unt.
Took over from Moran
Phwoar! Where has the lovely Tory MP Caroline Dinenage been hiding all this time? Yummy!
How!
You’re old enough to be her grandad, you old lecher. In fact …..
Far nicer than Ed Miliband’s partner.
You’re on a roll Guido, keep it up, saves all my political correspondents from having to do any work, they just have a look at your blog on their lap tops while they’re on the piss…..
nah, they check it out on their iphones.
BTW, what is nine and a half inches long a satisfies a twat?
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an iPad!
(chortle).
Labour should name an Effnick Candidate for Woolarse’s seat…
Instead of pandering to the Effnicks just name one…
It is a Labour tribal area after all…
Baroness Uddin should stand…
No
OOOOOOOOOOOOONa…
I want more Gay Zanu candidates…
How about Effnick AND gay ?
That would confuse evryone…
It would have to be an Islamic Asian transgender or Lesbian candidate.
Labour’s Heidi Alexander is the size of a small galaxy. She’s obviously feeling the cut in subsidised HoC food the most.
Cracking pair of norks on her.
Shame about the ideology. And the big arse. And thunderous thighs.
BTY Guido…
What has happened to the Zanu Mp who lamped an innocent the other night ?
He should be awarded the Order of the TaliBrownies I say….
Watching PMQs, there’s not one single human being on the Labour benches. What an odious and evil bunch of c unts. There’s only one nasty party and it’s them. Fucking die the lot of you.
They are all Mossad plants .
How often do you water these plants Billy?
Funny…
That’s exactly how I feel about the Tories.
Looking at the Opposition benches I reckon that over half the Labour women MP’s are obese. Says something about greed and lack of willpower being no bar to succeeding in politics….
Let’s put a red rosette on Billy Bowden and put him up Woolarses seat!
I support The Right Horourable Fill Woolas in his current campaign to bring as much disruption and chaos to the liebour party as possible. Please do everything you can to keep his profile as high as possible at this important time. At last it can be said he is doing something useful by continually damaging the liebour party at the highest level.
David Cameron admits tuition fees increase will keep cost to foreign students down
Thereby tempting more of them in, thereby bringing much-needed overseas earnings.
We don’t just earn our living overseas by selling bits of bashed metal; the economy depends on more than that.
I sometimes think British students are just allowed to go as “extras”.
It was a mistake to imagine that half the population needs, wants or could benefit from a tertiary academic education. You might as well decide to teach everybody parachuting. Of course, given a choice between getting a job, signing on the dole, or dossing around drinking and shagging for three years at the end of which you get a voucher entitling you to apply for white-collar jobs, most people would make the obvious choice.
Childhood ends at 18.
A rational debate about what tertiary education (and secondary, come to that) is supposed to do is long overdue. How many of society’s roles actually require degree qualifications? Could some of them not be better filled by people with common sense, determination and a good secondary education?
Something we are weak on is allowing people to expand their education later in life. I worked with several engineers who ‘served their time’ as apprentices, moved into the Drawing Office as draughtsmen, then sought higher qualifications late in their twenties or early thirties to better themselves. Not everybody is ready for more academia at 18, but increasing maturity can bring a more focussed attitude.
Some degree courses are too long – Simon Jenkins wrote perceptively in the Grauniad recently that many arts and humanities courses could be completed in twelve months. Being allowed to doss about most of the day is not good training for later responsibilities in work or life.
But that was Blair for you, 50% a completely arbitrary number that could be shown as a triumph for ‘fairness’ and improved results, while at the same time keeping many thousands off the unemployment figures for a few extra years. And still employers say they can’t get UK graduates with the required skills.
Higher qualifications need to be driven by demand, what’s actually needed to give someone the chance to do something of value for our country rather than build aircraft carriers we don’t need, ‘to provide jobs’.
Labour, if it isn’t FUBAR’d yet, they just need more time.
She intends to offer the proles of that shithole an altogether cleaner form of racial hatred and scaremongering.
A new kind of politics if you will
I dont know about “Bag carrier”
i wonder if she would mind being my bag emptier ?
PS who is the blonde bloke in drag ?
Woodfine – post op.
Did you enjoy my freshers week joke I wrote for Harriet? Aren’t I talented and witty?
Appropriaely, ‘Shona Woodfine’ is an anagram of:
Fawned? O, shoo-in!
Pictures of delight
Things that go to make up a life
Endless days of summer
Longer nights of gloom
Just waiting for the morning light
Scenes of unimportance
Like photos in a frame
Things that go to make up a life
As we relive our lives
In what we tell you
Are you home by the sea?
What a couple sponging useless labour arsewipes. Woof! Woof!
Labour’s Emily Thornberry is reprehensible.
Most MPs could be described as prehensile too.
I see she brags of Shahid Malik being her “friend” – enough said.
Can’t she type out Gordon Brown?
If ‘is’ read ‘has’, it might be worth paying some attention.
Look at all those NUS students, aren’t they suppose to be studying today?
Given that they are paying to go to school, they don’t seem to bothered about wasting theier fees on a day trip to london.
al beeb accused of discrimination on Countryfile – age discrimination – we wanted to employ people with the right profile…
Could be fun if they lose the case.
Hi everybody I am interfering, useless, sponging Labour twat. Who sticks my nose in other people’s business without their permission cos I am useless interfering Sponger Labour arsewipe. An interfering illiberal piece of useless sh*t!
To all Labour lying, bullying, interfering sponging cnts! Stay out of MY LIFE! You illiberal, useless fuck ups!
++++ LAW FIRM OF THE YEAR ++++
This year’s award for services to truth, justice and honest government goes to Steel & Shamash for their sterling work in the cases of Phil Woolas, Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Elliot Morley. The London, SE1 firm have established beyond doubt the constitutional principle that MPs are not above the law and the legal principle that Telling Lies and Stealing are Wrong.
Shona Woodfine – bloody hell, not another four by two?
Why does she use an ampersand instead of the word “and”?