Where’s Willy?
While the PM is leading a delegation of Ministers and British representatives to suck up to China, a country that through debt have half the world by the metaphorical balls, there seems to be one key figure missing. Why isn’t the Foreign Secretary William Hague on the trip?
Surely there are diplomatic conversations that need to be had face to face that should be undertaken by the relevant member of the government. It seems especially odd given the Education Secretary went along for the ride. Perhaps these foreign trips don’t seem so exciting to the Foreign Secretary alone, or without a stop over in Dubai on the way back…
Naughty Guido.
I’m back.
Andy Cоulson and Mоssad keep uploаding gay porn onto my LG touch screen, and it’s takes me аges to watch it all…..bwaaahhh.
It’s because Cathy Ashton called Hague off to do other duties like making the tea.
Well Little Willy has a pink tie hasn’t he, I don’t know about stop overs in Islamic countries though I believe they are not very nice to people with a pink tie.
We have so much freedom we sent, straight, gay, lady boy and a slapper to China. To insult them further we put the plant used to produce opium on our jackets.
Hague stayed back at home, he knows Dave and Osborne will fuck it up. Then he can go and try to straighten things up.
I just found out The Queen is now on Facebook.
I just logged in and I had one’s friend request.
Sorry old cock but the queen is not allowing anyone to be a friend with her on fcebook
Bloody good question,Guido !
Willy’s having his prostate examined with a penis……..again.
It’s a trade mission Guido, the F.O. historically knacker sales and exports by bringing up things like human rights.
Let’s get the sales in first before accounts start upsetting the customer
It’s a bit rich bringing up ‘uman rights when we’ve accidently on purpose killed a million Iraquis for no apparent reason but I guess if hypocrisy is common currency in Westminster then why not export it?
Isnt it because otherwise it would leave the Lib dems in charge , And Hauge is the mosy Senior T*ry left ?
Or is he interviewing Spads ?
why is that twat Gove there?
Better to have him in the tent pissing outwards.
Flogging education. To be fair, he’s the only chump there with a job to do.
I think you will also find that the Chinese students make up by far the largest block of overseas students in the UK. Dave wants them to keep coming as he needs their cash to pay the electricity bills.
Once you’ve had one Chinese trade mission you really want another one.
Gove to be foreign secretary by the end of the first year of the government – he’s useless at running things but his over-wrought eloquence will find a happy home at the FCO . William Hague to go back to his books and his hotel bookings. Laws to return as Education Secretary.
Gove at FO…LOL LOL LOL.
What so he can go to Paris Fwoouwance
Laws can share Hague’s young SpAD!
Hague is an embarrassment, even before his hotel room antics, so it’s hardly surprising that the British Government hide Billy away.
Hague is now an irrelevant politician that no one listens to; he is the clown with un funny jokes ; he is a bald middle aged millionaire chattering class twat that makes most of of us squirm when he opens his gob. But as the picture in your blog shows, so are all the others.
Pop you down as a ‘maybe’, then?
What’s with all the diplomacy – just speak your mind and stop fucking about!
The Penguin
Don’t you think we’ve got enough of the cabinet over there already?, more than one Rolls-Royce engine going tits up on the plane back and we could be left with William in charge, why didn’t they give Prezza an all party free ticket (in tourist class) in the spirit of global warming.
Obviously you can’t have the whole of HMG out there at once. Hague is running the country (with Clegg)
As has always been the case, Sir Humphrey is running the country.
He always has, it’s just the politico’s who do not realise it, after all would you really put true power into the hands of people that we have had in the past acting as ministers with true power, any fruit cake idea would be acted on, whoops forgot about Iraq and Afghan wars!
He’s running his eyes over some twinks you mean.
Oi you cat eating oppressive and tyrannical fck ups, stop being nasty cnts. Now let’s get down to business. What? Oh come on Mr Wong, I was only saying, nothing personal. Don’t Wok out on us when the deal is nearly finished. Mr Chang come back I’m sowwe really sowwe!
Consensual gay sex is wrong. Only rape of children by Catholic priests is permissible. Heil Hitler.
+1
Guido will not like that one
ouch!!
Ey lad. Tracy loves MY willy. I’d put ketchup on it for her to lick off. And then I’d put a dab of mayo on her baps for me to lick. It was reet good, I tell thee.
Mandarin phrases for which Mr Hague would have no use:
同性浴室 (tóng xìng yù shì) same-sex bathhouse
出櫃 (chū guì) come out of the closet
He’s the only parliamentarian who’s succeeded in wiping the usually smug look off Harman’s face.
Oh the joy…. a Billy Vague apologist…..Good Luck
Why is that twat Gove Education Sec in China. I was under the inpression it was a Trade delegation. So why is Gove there. ( oh yes, Student protests, hiding away in China at my expense…ho hum
He’s there to sell UK university education. Also check out the numbers of public schools which have established their equivalents in China – you’d be surprised. It’s a growth market. I’ll bet Oxford and/or Cambridge are setting up satellites in Biejing and Shanghai right now.
Yes. My wife lectures (biotech). A lot of Chinese. And, at least they’re decent academically (unlike mid-east students).
So let me get this straight- Unsworth – apologist
Gove is there to sell university places to the Chinese. Errrrr, is that to fill the gap created by UK students who will no longer be able to afford to go. Or will he be creating extra places for them. Errrrrr didn’t the Tory manifesto stress the need for greater controls on the number of foreign students coming to UK.
I wish all the apologists well.
There is way too much capacity to be filled with domestic students. The Chinese pay, and are generally not dragging down standards ( except when some of them have problems with language ). Unsworth is right on this.
Yes. Unsworth’s right.
British University education is biggest earner for Britain after pharmaceuticals.
Hague was probably told to stay here and keep an eye on Clegg – making sure he doesn’t totally fuck up PMQs. This is no time for a novice.
Oh matron!
I find Meg Hillier attractive. Should I be ashamed?
Yes !
Probably.
Who’s Meg Hillier ?
Meg’s pretty but she now looks a bit, er, ‘Hillier’ than she used to
What a lot of worthless wank…..
What is the point of this ‘story’ exactly, Guido? Can you tell us exactly what your concern is about exactly which ministers have gone?
Have you asked the FCO why he isn’t there? Presumably, that would be too much like hard work, Guido.
And then there is the homophobic sniggering…
Is this really what you want to be doing with your life, Guido? Surely you must be able to think of better ways to use your time and er… talent.
I have always believed that there should never be more than one Willy in a bed. Not sure where I am going with this.
Hague is having a go at his missus with a turkey baster.
Perhaps China is too important to suffer the attentions of the worst Foreign Secretary in British history.
That was Margaret Beckett
I would have thought that buck toothed bitch would fit in nicely.
What makes you say that Hague is the worst Foreign Secretary in British history? Howe gave away Hong Kong when the Chinese didn’t even want it back, ffs.
Nah, that was Thatcher marching in to the talks and handing it over: credit where credit’s due.
Hague is lining up Las Malvinas though. And doing everything possible to give away the little that remains of Britain to the Belgian empire.
How can you think such a thought Guido?
didn’t you know ?
What’s the public interest in this Guido?
Your obsession with Hague’s sex life is frankly weird
Perhaps the Foreign Secretary is delivering today’s £50m payment to Brussels.
Ahh so. Anarsex no here?
An arse x?
Noah. Anarsex no here.
Oh I see, anal sex no here. Well quite, we thought it better not to bring anyone who fits that bill.
Hague is not on the trip because he is in the process of making a “dignified” exit from politics.
I was right about Charlie Kennedy going long before he resigned and my prediction of Willy’s departure, here:
http://wrinkledweasel.blogspot.com/2010/10/william-hague-fatally-flawed-fatally.html
will come true on or before January 2011.
Guido
Just tell us what William Hague has done to you for you to keep making hostile remarks about him. He’s twice the man you will eve rbe.
Or has had twice as many men as Guido.
He is fellating Lord Ashcroft.
What a load of sick fucks you are
The clowns in yir ‘foetie’ are Hunts. An ah’ll tell tae their fucked-up faces.