November 10th, 2010

Where’s Willy?

While the PM is leading a delegation of Ministers and British representatives to suck up to China, a country that through debt have half the world by the metaphorical balls, there seems to be one key figure missing. Why isn’t the Foreign Secretary William Hague on the trip?

Surely there are diplomatic conversations that need to be had face to face that should be undertaken by the relevant member of the government. It seems especially odd given the Education Secretary went along for the ride. Perhaps these foreign trips don’t seem so exciting to the Foreign Secretary alone, or without a stop over in Dubai on the way back…


70 Comments

  1. 1
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Naughty Guido.

  2. 2
    Chris Huhne says:

    I just found out The Queen is now on Facebook.

    I just logged in and I had one’s friend request.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:

    Bloody good question,Guido !

  4. 4

    Willy’s having his prostate examined with a penis……..again.

  5. 5

    It’s a trade mission Guido, the F.O. historically knacker sales and exports by bringing up things like human rights.

    Let’s get the sales in first before accounts start upsetting the customer

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Isnt it because otherwise it would leave the Lib dems in charge , And Hauge is the mosy Senior T*ry left ?

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Or is he interviewing Spads ?

  8. 8

    why is that twat Gove there?

  9. 9
    Choking Hazard says:

    Once you’ve had one Chinese trade mission you really want another one.

  10. 10
    Social Origins of Dictatorship says:

    Gove to be foreign secretary by the end of the first year of the government – he’s useless at running things but his over-wrought eloquence will find a happy home at the FCO . William Hague to go back to his books and his hotel bookings. Laws to return as Education Secretary.

  11. 11
    YAWN YAWN YAWN says:

    Hague is an embarrassment, even before his hotel room antics, so it’s hardly surprising that the British Government hide Billy away.

    Hague is now an irrelevant politician that no one listens to; he is the clown with un funny jokes ; he is a bald middle aged millionaire chattering class twat that makes most of of us squirm when he opens his gob. But as the picture in your blog shows, so are all the others.

  12. 12
    streamfisher says:

    Don’t you think we’ve got enough of the cabinet over there already?, more than one Rolls-Royce engine going tits up on the plane back and we could be left with William in charge, why didn’t they give Prezza an all party free ticket (in tourist class) in the spirit of global warming.

  13. 13
    NBeale says:

    Obviously you can’t have the whole of HMG out there at once. Hague is running the country (with Clegg)

  14. 14
    Willy Wok the Diplomat says:

    Oi you cat eating oppressive and tyrannical fck ups, stop being nasty cnts. Now let’s get down to business. What? Oh come on Mr Wong, I was only saying, nothing personal. Don’t Wok out on us when the deal is nearly finished. Mr Chang come back I’m sowwe really sowwe!

  15. 15
    YAWN YAWN YAWN says:

    Gove at FO…LOL LOL LOL.

    What so he can go to Paris Fwoouwance

  16. 16
    Gay_Guido says:

    I’m back.

  17. 17
    Nazi Pope says:

    Consensual gay sex is wrong. Only rape of children by Catholic priests is permissible. Heil Hitler.

  18. 18
    Billy Blowjob is the greаtest bumhire ever says:

    Andy Cоulson and Mоssad keep uploаding gay porn onto my LG touch screen, and it’s takes me аges to watch it all…..bwaaahhh.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    We have so much freedom we sent, straight, gay, lady boy and a slapper to China. To insult them further we put the plant used to produce opium on our jackets.

    Hague stayed back at home, he knows Dave and Osborne will fuck it up. Then he can go and try to straighten things up.

  20. 20
    Wee willie hauge says:

    ouch!!

  21. 21
    John Prescott says:

    Ey lad. Tracy loves MY willy. I’d put ketchup on it for her to lick off. And then I’d put a dab of mayo on her baps for me to lick. It was reet good, I tell thee.

  22. 22
    Sir William Waad says:

    Mandarin phrases for which Mr Hague would have no use:

    同性浴室 (tóng xìng yù shì) same-sex bathhouse

    出櫃 (chū guì) come out of the closet

  23. 23
    Mohamed says:

    +1

  24. 24
    Hague demolishes Hardperson says:

    He’s the only parliamentarian who’s succeeded in wiping the usually smug look off Harman’s face.

  25. 25
    YAWN YAWN YAWN says:

    Why is that twat Gove Education Sec in China. I was under the inpression it was a Trade delegation. So why is Gove there. ( oh yes, Student protests, hiding away in China at my expense…ho hum

  26. 26
    YAWN YAWN YAWN says:

    Oh the joy…. a Billy Vague apologist…..Good Luck

  27. 27
    Unsworth says:

    Hague was probably told to stay here and keep an eye on Clegg – making sure he doesn’t totally fuck up PMQs. This is no time for a novice.

  28. 28
    Dick the Prick says:

    It’s a bit rich bringing up ‘uman rights when we’ve accidently on purpose killed a million Iraquis for no apparent reason but I guess if hypocrisy is common currency in Westminster then why not export it?

  29. 29
    Smig says:

    Better to have him in the tent pissing outwards.

  30. 30
    Chris Bryfronts says:

    Oh matron!

  31. 31
    Dick the Prick says:

    Flogging education. To be fair, he’s the only chump there with a job to do.

  32. 32
    Unsworth says:

    He’s there to sell UK university education. Also check out the numbers of public schools which have established their equivalents in China – you’d be surprised. It’s a growth market. I’ll bet Oxford and/or Cambridge are setting up satellites in Biejing and Shanghai right now.

  33. 33
    Dick the Prick says:

    Pop you down as a ‘maybe’, then?

  34. 34
    At least one fanciable female Labour MP says:

    I find Meg Hillier attractive. Should I be ashamed?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    What a lot of worthless wank…..

    What is the point of this ‘story’ exactly, Guido? Can you tell us exactly what your concern is about exactly which ministers have gone?

    Have you asked the FCO why he isn’t there? Presumably, that would be too much like hard work, Guido.

    And then there is the homophobic sniggering…

    Is this really what you want to be doing with your life, Guido? Surely you must be able to think of better ways to use your time and er… talent.

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yes !

  37. 37
    trouble says:

    Laws can share Hague’s young SpAD!

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Yes. My wife lectures (biotech). A lot of Chinese. And, at least they’re decent academically (unlike mid-east students).

  39. 39
    Smig says:

    As has always been the case, Sir Humphrey is running the country.

  40. 40
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    He’s running his eyes over some twinks you mean.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    I have always believed that there should never be more than one Willy in a bed. Not sure where I am going with this.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Probably.

    Who’s Meg Hillier ?

  43. 43
    YAWN YAWN YAWN says:

    So let me get this straight- Unsworth – apologist

    Gove is there to sell university places to the Chinese. Errrrr, is that to fill the gap created by UK students who will no longer be able to afford to go. Or will he be creating extra places for them. Errrrrr didn’t the Tory manifesto stress the need for greater controls on the number of foreign students coming to UK.

    I wish all the apologists well.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    There is way too much capacity to be filled with domestic students. The Chinese pay, and are generally not dragging down standards ( except when some of them have problems with language ). Unsworth is right on this.

  45. 45
    Herman says:

    It’s because Cathy Ashton called Hague off to do other duties like making the tea.

  46. 46
    Hellboy says:

    Hague is having a go at his missus with a turkey baster.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps China is too important to suffer the attentions of the worst Foreign Secretary in British history.

  48. 48
    Dazza says:

    How can you think such a thought Guido?

  49. 49
    The Penguin says:

    What’s with all the diplomacy – just speak your mind and stop fucking about!

    The Penguin

  50. 50
    Social Origins of Dictatorship says:

    Meg’s pretty but she now looks a bit, er, ‘Hillier’ than she used to

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Well Little Willy has a pink tie hasn’t he, I don’t know about stop overs in Islamic countries though I believe they are not very nice to people with a pink tie.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry old cock but the queen is not allowing anyone to be a friend with her on fcebook

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    He always has, it’s just the politico’s who do not realise it, after all would you really put true power into the hands of people that we have had in the past acting as ministers with true power, any fruit cake idea would be acted on, whoops forgot about Iraq and Afghan wars!

  54. 54
    mrjohn says:

    didn’t you know ?

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Guido will not like that one

  56. 56
    johnthebrief says:

    What’s the public interest in this Guido?

    Your obsession with Hague’s sex life is frankly weird

  57. 57
    BROWNED OFF says:

    That was Margaret Beckett

  58. 58
    Taxpayer says:

    Perhaps the Foreign Secretary is delivering today’s £50m payment to Brussels.

  59. 59
    Kay Why says:

    Ahh so. Anarsex no here?
    An arse x?
    Noah. Anarsex no here.
    Oh I see, anal sex no here. Well quite, we thought it better not to bring anyone who fits that bill.

  60. 60
    ron Vibentrop says:

    I would have thought that buck toothed bitch would fit in nicely.

  61. 61

    Hague is not on the trip because he is in the process of making a “dignified” exit from politics.

    I was right about Charlie Kennedy going long before he resigned and my prediction of Willy’s departure, here:

    http://wrinkledweasel.blogspot.com/2010/10/william-hague-fatally-flawed-fatally.html

    will come true on or before January 2011.

  62. 62
    Ivan says:

    Guido

    Just tell us what William Hague has done to you for you to keep making hostile remarks about him. He’s twice the man you will eve rbe.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    What makes you say that Hague is the worst Foreign Secretary in British history? Howe gave away Hong Kong when the Chinese didn’t even want it back, ffs.

  64. 64
    LesAbbey says:

    Or has had twice as many men as Guido.

  65. 65
    Chop Suey n chips says:

    I think you will also find that the Chinese students make up by far the largest block of overseas students in the UK. Dave wants them to keep coming as he needs their cash to pay the electricity bills.

  66. 66
    Civil Servant says:

    He is fellating Lord Ashcroft.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Nah, that was Thatcher marching in to the talks and handing it over: credit where credit’s due.

    Hague is lining up Las Malvinas though. And doing everything possible to give away the little that remains of Britain to the Belgian empire.

  68. 68
    Anon says:

    Yes. Unsworth’s right.
    British University education is biggest earner for Britain after pharmaceuticals.

  69. 69
    JTB says:

    What a load of sick fucks you are

  70. 70
    free scotland says:

    The clowns in yir ‘foetie’ are Hunts. An ah’ll tell tae their fucked-up faces.


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