Milibairn Born
Guido would like to send his congratulations to Ed Miliband and his partner Justine on the birth of their second son last night. There will be sighs of relief at HQ as Labour’s poll standing went up when they were leaderless. Ed is taking paternity leave, so keep at eye on those ratings. Plenty of time to fill in that vexatious birth certificate this time too…
UPDATE: Strategists at Victoria Street will be overjoyed – Ed has declared he is taking two weeks off. Could be a massive poll boost.
good name is Mohammed
What about Hussein and get the ethnic vote?
This will go on the election leaflets, if the former immigration minister Woolas can do it, so can Red Ed. After all Red Ed was the strategist behind Liebour and the author of the manifesto.
A better name is Cid.
Aren’t partners what gayers have?
Nope.
No, they have what is ever politically convenient.
They are also called staffers, SPADS, aides. We in the Lib Dems have donated two ministers for every cabinet minister to do as they please. Dutiful to the end, we know our place. We have recovered from the bearded fellow’s scandal back in the seventies- I think.
No Mate, Partners is what you find in firms of architects and country legal practices.
The problem is with those of us who bat from the pavillion end is that we have failed to come up with new words for the new situation we find ourselves in. Ergo, we have had to hijack perfectly good existing words and bend the meaning. Although that may confer a veneer of respectability!
miniband mark 2 arrives …poor little sod …red ed and mrs wurzel gummidge as parents
Like any good Muslim woman
two paces behind !
Yeah and Justine could do with wearing one of those islamic binbags.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSLIMS!!
No no Tat’s mum. In the Arab world the women walk two paces in front (in case of land mines).
Why the fook is he taking two weeks off work? It’s not as if his job takes him away from home and he doesn’t work nights or weekends.
Bloody Wimp
Politically, doubt if anybody will notice his absence. He hasn’t exactly been plastered across the media recently.
Thatsh my job.
But you haven’t got a leg to stand on.
He should do what i do and work from home
I agree I’ve named my flea ridden dog mohammed.
Me too. All my swine are called that
My wife is a bit of a pooch so i call her the “Afghan hound” ha ha ha
it goes down a bomb at the mosque !
…. and after completing the Birth Certificate this time, perhaps he might pretend to be a Man of Family Values, by completing a Marriage Certificate, if he can spare the time
I think Gordon McSlug Milliband after his mentor.
I hope Mc Slug will be God Father, then again I don’t suppose the family have Christain values. Perhaps Christians will be run out of Britain like Iraq.
Blair and Harperson could also be God parents, the child will be doomed for life! I hope he goes on the picket line this winter with his red father.
“Pin Ed” springs to mind as does Richard Edward Junior if you get my drift.
Now what a nice name like GORDON!!!!!
“Ouch!!!!!”
His Mrs looks like Mrs Overall
Jonah’s curse lives on. Gordon visited the Rolls Royce aircraft engine plant in Derby earlier this year
I’m here to help, says Gordon Brown
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5469868.ece
My money is on Solomon, has the Moyle been booked I wonder. Oi vei!!
I thought it was spelt Mohel, but what do I know?
Q: Why did the mohel retire?
A: He just couldn’t cut it anymore
But not for teddy bears.
By eck dad it’s a bastard, init.
bet he’s middle name is Tristram, a good lefty name.
Under aged parents!
On a headstone?
Why has he not married her
this guy has no morals !
Tax reasons?
I’m married and I’m a paragon of moral virtue.
And so is my well oiled leather clad Spad.
Yup, me too. My secretary was always well oiled as well.
I WANT MY MUMMY!!
‘Cos he’s firing blanks. “Too busy” to fill in the birth cert., my arse.
Having kids didn’t make any difference to my ratings. Just ask my beard.
Why?
Child benefits
Another Miliband trust fund to administer
Perhaps I’ll do some creative accounting with my property portfolio while I’m off ‘work’.
I’ll be standing in for Ed at PMQs.
Knock yourself out. Ed’s just happy to have some time off.
The poor little bastard has little to look forward to. On the upside I guess that thx to his dad’s personal journey that he’ll be better treated than his older son.
Oh goody this means I get to do PMQs with Harriet.
poking madam’s quoit… thats punishment with sour puss harriet nick
Having a wife and kids didn’t help my popularity. Waste of time sending her to the spunk bank to get anonyjizz.
Look mate
I work there and i can tell you i am one “Barclays banker” that dont get a bonus
infact : I work a ten hour “shifty”
and only “pull ” five quid a pint !
no wonder you’re losing readers so fast
You’re still here though.
Is no one else bothered about the fact that these jizz lined stink holes can procreate…?
If she’s popped a sprog….why does she still look pregnant…?
she only dropped it last night so presumably this is a prior picture CP..is it too early for you ?
Yes.
It’s no wonder he opposed the tory cuts in family allowance !
SPUNK!!
Bastardy is quite a la mode in the nouveau – elite – arriviste Labour crust!
Why do we have to use foreign words to describe this bunch of socialist merde?
I will have a quiet chuckle if the baby is named “Glen”
Tell someone who gives a fuck.
He’s not “in the mood” to think of names just now.
String him up by the pearls then?
Modded/ So, fellow conspirators, please tell me what the dreaded word was that brought this about.
Steve Miller Band ?
Why have they got their son a pink pushchair?
And if it was only born last night
what was it doing out this morning ?
Can’t he afford a taxi home !
Miliband must have a very small cock !
Thats why she is called Just-in
COCK ! SPUNK!!
It’s great to see my Tat making his usual intelligent contributions !
i’m so proud of you son
now lets go and sign on !
It was White but everything seems to get mixed with Red in the Milliband household at the moment
Yawn…..with trivia like this they should easily be able to find you a place on Toady.
They’re back off strike, now, aren’t they? And I missed it this morning – oh dear
Does anyone know who is Joey Jones’s hairdresser ?
He cut a dashing figure on Sky News this morning and my PR people reckon a new haircut will improve my image
Universal Child Benefit should wemain a wight for all people wegardless of their wealth
When does he have to hand it back?
When does he have to hand it back?
Which is way to benefit office?
Follow me, Abdullah.
It’s true. I did kick a bin at Ms Macauley and scream abuse at her. I’ve never liked women. Or people in general. That’s why I’m asperger’s.
Morning, Harridan.
I’m going to take paternity leave, my customers
will understand. They’ll wait until I come back. No problem.
Who will take the register at shadow cabinet meetings in my absence ?
Gonk – sounds suspiciously like you live in the Real World.
I’m actually a geezer.
All Nu Lab women look like blokes. God knows you’d need to have an absolute skinful to even consider shagging any of them – probably to the point where the desire is compromised by brewer’s droop.
Imagine waking up next to a munter like Harman, Blears or Jacqui Smith.
Or worse, Harman, Blears AND Jacqui Smith. Good grief, what sort of foursome would that be!!
Anyone new to the site who’s wondering why there are deranged nonsensical posts in capitals, there’s an unhinged Labour troll who used to go by the name Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man. He’s never got over Labour’s election loss and frequently posts drivel to vent his lonely fury.
I wuv dem.
Will Red Ed forever be the young Michael Foot, Red, amusing at times but completely unelectable!!
Under normal circumstances you are probably correct about Ed’s electability but regrettably Cameron is not actually producing the goods as promised in the Manifesto and is backtracking on a lot of promises on Europe;the Human Rights Act;Immigration etc etc(the price of ve’s ill advised decision to let Clegg anywhere near the PM Debates(?) and thereby ensure that his fragile lead in the polls was further dented)due mainly to him failing to achieve an overall majority against the worst PM in living memory, He’ll find it harder going against Miliband who is more voter friendly and is working hard in his road shows to re-connect. You also need to realise that the LibDem vote will collapse in 2015 and whilst that may favour the Conservatives under normal circumstances it may not if people cannot see an improvement in theirs and the country’s prospects. The electorate after all have short memories.So I wouldn’t write Labour off just yet and I say that as a Conservative supporter of over 40 years standing
Interesting analysis and, as a snapshot in time, one with which I don’t disagree.
Two jokers in the pack could occur to affect this scenario, although not the possible consequences you outline – the first is that the LibDems decide they cannot continue to accept their current peculiar form of voluntary euthenasia and find a big enough and popular enough issue to leave the Coalition.
The second, of course, is Harold McMillan’s famous “events” that always arise to change everything. Given the current volatility of just about everything in both the political and economic world, forecasting tomorrow is brave but useful only as an intellectual, rather than a serius planning, exercise.
The prophecy…
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs472.ash2/74540_139957956054740_128820167168519_222021_
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Oh no, not another bastard in the Silly Mily stable!
so thats 3 bastards living in number 10 now
sorry, i missed a phrase, please add the word “hoping “, maybe i should get some sleep now.
Re: the birth certs, he’s probably picked up the “slippery gene” from his illegal immigrant father.
“Thousands of foreign prisoners are to be sent back to serve their sentences in their own countries.
David Cameron, who will spearhead the cost-cutting drive…”
Ok, this is the way it happens:
1/Headlines appear which make Dave look tough. Everyone cheers. Great idea!
2/ If it does ever happen, prisoners will all appeal to the EU that their human rights have been breached. The EU – which now rules the UK – will, of course agree. This will cost a fortune in legal fees and compensation.
3/Idea will be quietly dropped.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327586/Foreign-convicts-sent-home-stop-overseas-inmates-clogging-jails.html#ixzz14gOfpwGU
Just put them on the first plane out and don’t let them back in again. WTF is the EUSSR going to do about it? Invade?
Could use the same argument about prisoners getting the vote – tell the EU to stuff it. But they haven’t, they’ve rolled over like a puppydog again. The Coalition love the EU – most of them will end up working for them when their careers as politicians end here.
Black trousers, brown shoes, it’s not looking promising.
Suitable name – Jeremiah?
or Judas even, in recognition of what his mob did for 13 years, changing Britain forever.
OT but might brighten up a Mon morn.
Shock horror! Unemployed to be forced to listen to Rowan Williams’ speeches.
P.M: “This sickens me but previous treaties with the Almighty render me powerless”
Woolas: “How do we even know he speaks The Truth?”
Harman: “Make him wear a bigger frock”
Toynbee: “He even condemns mammon! Dialectic materialism means villas for those who can appreciate them”
What’s the betting that he takes leave from his baby leave to attend the Cenotaph and get his photos as a serious leader in the papers.
Can’t see Mrs Harriet and Jack Dromey being too popular with our servicemen
I was tempted to just say ballox. But, the thoughts of greasy troughsnout traitors slithering around the Cenotaph filled me with disgust. Damn the bastards to hell.
I wonder why R-Ed Miliband never bought a baby off the shelf like his elder brother David Jaffa Miliband.
Breaking news! Reason fathers name left of previous birth certificate and will be this time is you cannot put Test Tube or Sperm Bank down.
All Milibands are Jaffa’s
Indeed.
How about Vidkun?
I like. A sense of historical attachment.
Shnorbitz.
Adolf ?
The big choice is between Thornton, Miliband, Thornton-Miliband or Miliband-Thornton.
The opposition has a pretty poor selection to choose from.
What sort of fuckig example do Cameron and Miliband set when one of the two of them misses PMQs every other week (ok, we’ll give him the death of the family member)…but otherwise, the two of them should be there without fail.
Well, to be fair, PMQs are about as much use as PMTs and share a definition with a period as a bloody waste of f#@*ing time!
Agreed. Bercow usually interupts at least 3 or 4 times which is good going in 30 minutes I cannot recall a Speaker who liked the sound of his own voice as much or who interupted proceedings so much assinine comments
I dont mind PMQS , Just waiting for PMAS
Don’t hold your breath
Which seat has been earmarked for him ?
Witney ?
That would be his security blanket.
highchair
He’s going to join the family business…Traitors’r'Us
Congrats to Ed and his partner !
O/T Has anyone noticed that Unison are running more adverts lately ?
Bloody hell, that’s all the UK needs, another Labour voter.
After Private education ?
With a safe Labour seat to look forward to.
http://tinyurl.com/365nl8j
BTW, I’m fucking gorgeous aren’t I. Mandy thiпks so aпyway, he worked very hard on my seat.
This is BBC. It is reported today that ‘phone hacker’ Andy Coulson had a light bearkfast of orange juice, toast and instant coffee.
If you Google the excellent site ‘secret bases’ you can find an aerial shot of the disused tractor factory where all those God awful NuLiebor wimmin are clonned. Oh for an air to ground shit seeking missile.
Sorry, even my n’s are cloning themselves. But even n’s are not as bad as NuLiebor Wimmin.
This is the BBC. It is reported toay that ‘phoпe hacker’ Aпdy Coulsoп, had a light breakfast of oraпge juice, toast and an instant coffee.
Remarkably, Lord Ashcroft prefers a banana smoothie made from the locally-grown produce of his TAX-FREE estate in the OFFSHORE TAX HAVEN of Belize.
The quality of these posts today confirms my opinion that you are all card carrying, dyed in the wool egregious,odious morons.
Fuck off Tristram, you fucking fudge packer.
A comma after ‘wool’, please.
And less of the dyed, zombie!
A typical ‘unedukated’, New Labour oik, eh Waad?
I didn’t mention the lack of hyphens in ‘card-carrying’ and ‘dyed-in-the-wool’ or the need for a space before ‘odious’.
I have nothing against oiks. Some of my best staff are oiks and I like to exhange a cheery word with them about ‘football’, ‘Katie Price’ and ‘bingo’, whatever they may be.
Wool,arse ?
“In December last year Guido Fawkes wrote that, due to their austerity budgets, Ireland “will bounce back faster than the UK”. Ooops
http://www.leftfootforward.org/2010/11/the-uk-right-continues-to-support-irelands-disastrous-economic-policies/
Poor little mite. His parents will already have put him down for a series of posh schools, then a degree in politics at a top university, followed by a spell replaced the toner cartridges at Labour HQ and then a safe parliamentary seat.
Gap year in the Yemen?
I agree with Guidos tweet the celitic fans that showed that banner show why we should sell scotland ! Bet then they complain abou tlosing there subsdised jobs . Fucking hoons !
Is twitter still working today after it’s assault by Mr Brown and his helpers?
From seen elsewhere : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/8115679/Gordon-Brown-faces-abuse-as-he-joins-Twitter-for-a-day.html
“The former Prime Minister did receive some positive reactions, including one from Sally Bercow, the Labour-supporting wife of the Commons Speaker.
She wrote: “Great to see Mr @SarahBrownUK – (AKA #hewhoshouldstillbeinDowningSt) – on Twitter today to expose #Burma horrors. Check it out
”
Note the, “he who should still be in Downing Street” Fucking stupid bitch. I hope it kepps her awake nights.
BUT……is it Ed’s Baby
We know is brother fires blancks
We need a DNA test
I deny any rumours that I am am active SWP member
How is the birth of a son an occasion for ridicule? You bunch of losers.
With Ed Miliband, every moment of every day is an occasion for ridicule.
Indeed Sir, every millisecond.
I don’t know how he did it??
Guido really does collect the dregs of humanity on this blog.
is that why you’re here?
you really are a borish fart
Gotta hang out somewhere.
It’s not actually compulsory to come here, you know.
Flys will always be attracted by rotting matter, sadly the rotting matter is the body politic of Britain.
This is why we all burned effigies of Guy Fawkes on Friday.
No fucking wonder marriage is in decline with irresponsible liitle shits like EM around. Leadership? Pah! Setting an example? Pah! And he’s ‘on benefits’. The man’s a disgrace.
We’ve decided to call our new baby boy, from now on he will be called Mong, yes that’s his name, baby Mong Militwat.
could call him money ,money miliband sounds fitting.
I expect the new little milly will be brought up a good socialist and became an expert on tax evasion.
Why is he smiling when looking at that beast!
Is the only reason that Woolas has been hung out to dry so spectacularly by Harmen that Ed was busy elsewhere?
Shades of the son of the manse with regards to decisions?
He got the last of the tampons and she was on the red rag?
someone has to keep the red (or second yellow) rag flying for wimmin!
“Ed has declared he is taking two weeks off.”
How will they tell?
Seriously. If you can’t wish a man well at such a time you should STFU, whether you agree with him politically or not. You do your cause no good if you behave like a bunch of morons.
Oh fuck! Another retarded useless socialist parasite enters the world.
Ed says the baby is “gorgeous” and “looks just like me”. It can be one or the other Ed, not both.
Needs to watch his fingers, he has an old model chariot with lawsuit unfriendly hinges and no freebie retrofit hand-guards.
They should follow the example of the Beckhams
First child named after its place of conceptio
SPERM CLINIC
Second child named after a Shakesperian character
Shylock, a money grubbing j ewish usurer
Third
Cruise, as third sons tend to be qu eers and mongs
Uncle Peter suggested the name to both families, its just that the Beckhams couildnt spell
It’s an omen!
Suffice to say the child can only be let loose on the public once a year, at halloween.
The child is so ugly a switching of babies in the maternity ward is on the cards.
Anyhoo, congratulations to Ed and watshername, I think Damian, Lucifer, Eugene, is a good name for a Miliband child.
Izza Brown baby innit. They made dat baboon on Brown’s swatchwatch innit. Name the bambino Horatio Nokia Miliband. Get plenty of bling bling with dat name bluid!
The child’s face looks like the devil’s balls bags! Poor thing.
You’d think Ed would have changed out of his school uniform before posing for that picture. Looks like his school has the same uniform as my nephew’s primary school does.
No wonder there was no place for Brother David in the new shadow Cabinet!
Ed doesn’t marry Jusine because he doesn’t love her but she is a good safe bet for a PM’s wife. Luckily she isn’t the brightest.
Rumour is Ed has been boning the daughter of a family friend (who is a fair bit younger than him) for a couple of years now. he loves her but the relationship is taboo due to her militent left wing activism and writing. It’s seems Ed suffers from the oedipus complex!