Flashback: Talking of Leaflet Lies…
It was the lies spread via his election communications that has likely ended the career of Phil Woolas. However this case has opened up an entire can of worms of just how honest candidates and Members have been on their leaflets. Remember when Chris Huhne left his wife for a staffer? Well just months before he was telling his constituents he was quite the family man. He reminisced on his marriage and promoted an image to the voters that simply wasn’t true:
There should not be a line when it comes to making things up…
Name me one honest MP ?
Errr……
Ermm……………………………nope, sorry.
Staffer? Looks more like a Staffordshire to me.
Smearing an opponent in this way is a special case.
Labour have big previous in this dark art.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1306817/Crispin-Blunt-announces-gay-left-wife.html
‘I’m gay and I’m leaving my wife’: Tory prisons minister Crispin Blunt stuns MPs as he ends marriage of 20 years
I think the election court case refers to someone lying about someone else. Lying about oneself is probably still allowed.
@Mr Ned – how pragmatically precise. Are you a lawyer? Very astute observation. ‘I care deeply about my constituents and am fully committed to etc…..’
I failed my driving test today, all because I opened the door to let the fucking clutch out..
No way under any circumstances will unveristy fees be increased- Clegg’s pledge to his constituents in the university town of Sheffield, mirrored by a number of other Lib Dem MPs who gave written pledges and posed to be photographed to demonstrate their stance- right to recall or breach of the Representation of the People Act. Either way they should go.
Blair on Iraq must be the biggest lie and forerunner to promote corruption in parliament, yet Harperson states tonight that Liebour would not tell any untruths to get elected! Hello, Harperson how about Bad Al Campbell, Whelan, McBride and co, your children’s education, the lack of integrity you displayed for your husband to be elected as an MP? How about your comment concerning the house flipper Alexander “Ginger Rodent”. This appears to be a bit of a smear. What an upstanding person she is- hypocrite with double standards. Lies, fiddling expenses, getting jobs for friends and family are rife in the corrupt House of Commons and the House of Lords.
The two words’MP’ ‘Honest’ do not sit well together
Jacqui Smith’s smear about Damian Green ought to be remembered by Harperson as well. Then there was that business about the speaker Martin and Harperson trying to prevent the public from seeing MPs fiddles, she even spent £100,000 of tax money to try and prevent us seeing what they were up to. Poor old Harperson, lying scum as ever.
I believe that constitutes what is known as an oxymoron.
Adam Afriye….?
Kate Hoey, Philip Hollobone, Frank Field, Douglas Carswell?
I know, I know…………DENNIS SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hasn’t Dennis Skinner played away from home ?????
Check out Carswell’s expenses – far from ‘whiter than white’.
Carswell – hm, let me see, he’d be the one who talks a lot about the ills of the EU but stays working in the ranks of the socialdemocrap Cave-in-Dave? Without his rants about the EU, who would know his name?
Actions, not words, if you wish to judge him – and the difference between the two if you wish to judge his honesty! [Same applies to Hannan, of course - main difference being that Hannan is better paid and gets much better perks for doing, well, SFA.]
Philip Davies, Shipley.
Nick Palmer
Well chosen but please note that none of them have power, not even Junior Ministers ……..penalty for integrity seems to be political obscurity or, to paraphrase Disraeli, ‘no get foot on greasy pole’.
What a paradoxical question and using an adjective abbreviation oxymoron combination too, completely ridiculous!
You’re nicked
That’s easy for you to say.
Any politician who lies in the course of their job is attempting to subvert democracy and should therefore be banished from Parliament.
And then shot.
You could be on to something there .
Sorry not tough enough. My verson Tickles’ Law would have the word DEAD inserted at the very end.
You have a good point too Hard Liner!
He’s firm, but fair.
Once again Tessa, you’ve hit the nail on the head.
Woolas was set up by Muslim extremists.
Answer this: why were the two extremists who were clearly in contempt of court during the Timms case not arrested?
Answer this: who controls and has infiltrated the BBC & the UK judiciary?
Answer this: Why is Hook Hand now a British citizen?
I think he was too. This is a victory for the Muslim hard liners.
Big boys made me lie! Nasty Muslim big boys made me do it. Boo hoo!
I want Lumley to represent me at the Judicial review.
Does that include cast Iron garentees for a refrendum on Lisbon
No but it did include eurodave’s guarantee, and his passing the EIO, and giving more of our money to his masters in Brussels.
Sadiq Khan, Keith Vaz, Mike Hancock, Bill Wiggin and Denis MacShane?
Well. they all say they are honest.
Jack Straw, Gordon Brown, Hazel Blears
Jacqui Smith
Shooting is too good for the lot of them. However it is, the sentence should ensure a slow and very very painful process, because that’s what the sods are putting us through.
Wanker!
And of course euroslime Huhne continues in the fine tradition of lies, betraying his family for gain, and betraying his country for gain.
Manny Shinwell. Howzat?
Took you long enough Anon – presumably you had to carry out a long and exhausting search through thousands of names before you finally came up with Manny S? It really ought to be a little less difficult than that.
Double token
Honest MP: Jeremy Corbyn, Islington North
An honest arsehole
Yeah, it was Jeremy’s wife who sent their kids to private school. He had nothing to do with it, honest!
Bill Quango.
Blatant nepotism!
Dave (call me Flora and fauna) Cameron ?
Philip Hollobone. Frank Field. Maybe Douglas Carswell. Can’t think of many others.
I cannot name you an honest MP, but I know of one decent and honest politician, whose record in office is wholly exemplary in its integrity.
Ron Paul.
Got me there
Ah, and the question is: Where is our Guy Fawkes today? http://bit.ly/aDELvC
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh
http://newsnetscotland.com/politics/928-labour-and-the-smear-gone-wrong-
Politicians love hypocrisy and lies
This shouldn’t come as any surprise.
What did he do that was so wrong? I saw one if his leaflets pasted on Conhome and it essentially said ” Don’t vote Liberal, they’d give all illegal immigrants an amnesty” which was pretty much what they said they’d do pre election. Admittedly it was juxtaposed with some photos of beardy Muslim nutters but hey, on the day when Capt Hook is given a British passport I think it’s a valid point to question their blanket amnesty. We’re already seeing the watering down of immigration policy thanks to a combination of the useless fucking Tories and traitorous LibDEms can we no longer say as much without being pulled up before the beak!
They are mostly lying bastards anyway
Much as I hate Woolarse and labour, it seems that he’s been pulled up for drawing his constituents attention to his opponents cosying up to all those friendly, cuddly Muslims.
Once again in Diversity Top Trumps ,Islam trumps the truth.
Huhne said in the leaflet “Families. Where would we be without them?” In his case, porking his mistress in a hotel.
Wasn’t Huhne the one getting porked by his lezza bint?
Pass the mindbleach. Thanks.
More, my leetle meedget?
Chris says: Ohhh ohhhhh… OHHHHH……….
The place would be empty if that rule was rigidly enforced.
Exactly.
There was another candidate who lied at the election. Libel law prevents me from elaborating but let’s just say it’s all a Canterbury tale.
Giz us another clue please!
Jim or Greg? [am I warm?]
Even if I were tempted to stray, Lady Waad is too good a shot for me to consider it seriously.
Under and over using 12 bore cartridges.
A man was wheeled into casualty on a trolley. The portly matron asked, “What is the problem?” “Well,” replied the man, “I was peppered in the arse by a shotgun.” The matron drew herself up to her full height and ejaculated sternly “Rectum, young man. Rectum!” “Oh no,” replied the man blithely, “just missed ‘em!”
Usually I have little difficulty in forming a picture in my mind from a description of events, but I have to admit I am struggling with our Engineer’s “matron ejaculating sternly”.
And “under and over” is hardly acceptable on a gentleman’s shoot. Side by side, please.
Did anyone else notice that he now takes Carina Trimingham to meet the queen?
Search the Court Circular for her name at http://www.royal.gov.uk/LatestNewsandDiary/CourtCircular/Todaysevents.aspx and you will find an entry for the 26th October, which contains the following:
“The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh gave a State Banquet this evening in honour of The Emir of the State of Qatar and Sheikha Mozah Bint Nasser Al-Missned…
“The following had the honour of being invited:
“The Prime Minister, the Deputy Leader of the House of Lords and the Lady McNally, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs and Mrs. Hague, the Secretary of State for Defence and Mrs. Fox, the Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Mrs. Cable, and the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change and Ms. Carina Trimingham. “
What does the secretary of state for climate change do, exactly?
Sit in the garden and say, “ooh, it’s getting a bit chilly”?
He’s in charge of turning the HoC boiler on.
Do you mean Harpy
The Worst Job in the World Contest has a new winner!
Fly’s all over the world giving our hard earned tax money to third world peasants !
telling them there’s lots more where that came from if we can store our spent nuclear fuel under their chicken hutches !
Oh and shaggs his aid !
Make my job have more hassles than it should.
trimingham eh???
there’s a joke there somewhere …….
Obviously doesn’t believe in shag-pile carpets.
I noticed Simon Hughes giving his opinion about disreputable election campaign literature today, well, he knows all about false assertions doesn’t he.
Simon Hughes, ‘your straight candidate’ – Oh how we laughed.
Can’t blame a man for being anti-gayer (even gay ones). Those vermin need eradicating from the earth – except the lezzers who make films.
I don’t know about that.
I’ve been servicing all the young girls of Ireland who were left dry by
Graham Norton.
He’s better looking and has shit loads more money.
I say “Live and let live”.
Yes you are right Deep Who, every time I go out I can sense the bastards fancying me. Even end up dreaming about it. Eradicate them all then I cant be interfered with like this.!!
If your going to risk your marriage you should make sure they are a 9/10 or 10/10. Not some Mung Dog.
Your wife wasn’t so fussy
Come off it Guido, there is a big difference between telling a few white lies to sell yourself to the public and the nasty, smearing and undemocratic campaigns that Labour frequently embark upon to completely destroy an opponent.
The Lib Dims are hardly innocent virgins in the smearing stakes. In fact they are past masters at it. A vile party of rank opportunists.
And pillow-biters.
Can’t agree. I do not agree with everything Guido writes (who could!) but he calls it as he sees it when the pigs are at the trough (except Nadine Dorris for some reason?) be they red or blue. New labour were a disgrace but it is wrong to suggest that they have a monopoly on crooked behaviour.
Dorries is a cast iron case for action after admitting routinely misleading constituents, parliamentary authorities and the press in her correspondence with Standards Commissioner.
Has anybody directly asked Cameron about her yet?
If anyone broached the subject with Cameron, he would blurt out some statement about it being wrong and that he was determined to act once some quango or other had reached a decision. Then of course do nothing.
Can i just say To Guido and all his* readers , You are all legends !.
* Or Her / And if i disagree or agree , Love the humour , banter and info .
Me too Billy.
Hiya Billy xx .
I’m soooo glad you gave “thick as thieves” the finger , sweetheart .
He really woz an obnoxious little shit an a
misgynohmmmisagonnerrmisogeniuswoman-hater , to boot .Guido’s pad is the only place to be if you is :
a) depressed
b) an armchair apathetic
c) insane
d) pissed
e) on heat
Ewa did , once , try The Telegraph but it become like a horror movie , babes :
The undead woz bangin into each other an then suckin wotever shrivelled cock they could lay hands on , an that .
Here , I can jus chill out an be myself wivvout some corpse buryin me under a thousand words of bullshit x .
Pheww , got that off me breasts .
Love E xxx .
Have you ever been rimmed Ewanme?
Hmmm .
Not sure , honey , but I like most things .
Is it dangerous ??
E x .
I think you might like it.
Ewanme would fucking love it.
She’s a right dirty whore.
thick as thieves wasn’t a misogynist, ewanme, he was a righteous motherfucker who was pro-women’s rights.
you’re just saying that because he thought you were a bit of a c unt.
which you are.
Stop talking to yourself TaT !
pro womens rights !
HA! dont make me piss
Dont you remember trying to pull Nell ?
and telling her all your perv fantasies ? short memory you turd !
Unfortunately I’m pretty sure the law only disallows lies that attack your opponents character.
I think lying about yourself is OK.
The thing is politicons think we dont want to hear the truth , But if you look at the sucsess of the Tea party it shows voters aint scared of confonting the truth , Why dont any of em get it ?
** YAWWWWNN**
You still believe anythin wot anyone says , honey ??
The only person I believe is ME .
Oh yeah , and my imaginary friend , but he ain’t talkin to me no more .
Byeeee .
E x .
so that’s where Silent Bob’s gone …. ah ha!!
You little fibber! I talk to you all the time, but you just ignore me.
(sobs quietly)
Try talking to the face, not the front bottom.
Have you heard that Police in Leeds have discovered that revellers in the nightclubs are using Ecstasy by rubbing it inside their mouths? Apparently, it’s known as E by gum.
Ok Leaflet Lies : T*ry Manifesto
Labour Manifesto
Lib Dem Manifesto
Any other party Manifesto
Its power they want to get p*ssed on .
“Lib Dem was in league with extremists”, it turned out to be true at national level, look at what CONDOM government is doing.
Phil Woolas might have lost in May 2010 but now he will get a thumping majority even though he deserve to lose (based on what he did as a minister).
As things stand even if you put a donkey as labour candidate it will win.
Who will be paying all the costs of his appeal?
It’s a pig that wins for Labour in sunny Stoke ‘anonymous’.
Poor trolling, poor Labour.
“As things stand even if you put a donkey as labour candidate it will win.”
Too true. Labour put a donkey as a leadership candidate, and he won.
I think you will find that Woolass will NOT stand.
Very funny – but sadly there are hundreds of thousands of Muslim women living in this country who are regarded by their husbands and fathers in just this way.
What does Muslim women get in heaven? Are they promised 73 virgin man?
Uhm, look, when I wrote my nutty magic holy book, I really didn’t think that far ahead.
Yeah, they probably get virgin men. Something like that. Whatever.
Not very imaginative. the 73 virgin men have no cocks, making it heaven because women don’t really like sex.
To be honest if I were hetrosexual, I would indeed get as much pussy as I do anyway.
Look, Fry, just pack it in (so to speak).
The shit I wrote isn’t supposed to be analysed on a macro level, OK? It was meant for meat-heads who lived in the back of beyond 1,300 years ago, so just ignore it. Go shopping or something. Watch TV.
What happens if a Muslim gay person goes to heaven?
“What happens if a Muslim gay person goes to heaven?”
They are cursed by Allan and will go straight to hell.
Allan who?
Allan Ackbar piss be upon him.
Talking of lies, was speaking to a senior tax investigator today, who let it slip that HMRC have set up a Task Force, just to investigate the corrupt, seedy antics of our elected representatives . . .
Thanks Tone and Dave
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/05/strasbourg-forcible-returns-iraqi-asylum
Apparently a cement mixer fell from a road bridge directly on to a moving train below crushing several carriages in Surrey at half past three this afternoon!
was it the MPs Friday rush hour one?
it slipped on the leaves
Clearly carrying thecwrong typevof cement.
Grout Western Railways?
I simply cannot begin to imagine what Millipede minor was thinking of,appointing Woolas whilst this business was hanging over him.
Either the effect of spending his entire working life so far in the Westminster bubble has detached him from real life,or he is not so clever as Labour make out.I’d be delighted if it were both.
This is the joy of being Labour opposition leader.. the Labour Party doesn’t let you choose your own cabinet. They choose it for you because they don’t trust you.
Actually, thinking about who the Labour leader is, that’s not a totally stupid policy.
Disagree.He could have asked him to stand aside until after the ruling or simply make him a shadow minister without a specific portfolio.Not ideal but much better than today’s car crash.
But Woolas is barred from the Commons for 3 years, minimum. There’s not much Miliband can do about that.
No.I meant prior to the hearing.If he lost,he was toast whatever the rules of the Labour party.
It’s Friday. Which means it’s time for Bill Quango and Sir William to bring out their best Gordon Brown jokes. Entertain me!
Gordon Brown IS the joke!
Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused.”
The doctor replies, “I’m not surprised…you’re a Hunt.”
Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused.”
The doctor replies, “I’m not surprised…you’re a cυηt.”
Mr White Van Man, did you know you have your own show starting on Five tonight?
Well blow me so I have, at 8pm tho, I’ll have to sky plus it as I’m busy burning GF tonight!
Surely they should have sent you your own copy on DVD? Shame on them.
Gordon walks in to WH Smith and says “Do you have that new self help book
for men with really small dicks”
The girl says “I dont think its in yet”
He replies “Yeah thats the one”.
Gordon Brown and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Gordon told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Gordon sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
“What happened to you”, asked Gordon.
Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his gorgeous 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a blow job.
“My God, what did you tell them”, asks Brown.
The driver replies, “I’m Gordon Brown’s driver, and I just killed the pig out on the road”.
Brown to spotty sales kid: Laddie. My beard just won’t stop coming.
Boots employee: I know. We’ve all been there, mister.
My favourite was when he said “In the weeks and months ahead, my task is to show I have the new ideas, the vision and the experience to earn the trust of the British people”.
OK, OK.
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.
Not really knowing what a Gordon Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a Gordon Brown fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Gordon Brown fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Conservative.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mum’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
Little Johnny replied, ‘A Gordon Brown fan.’
*** Prolonged and sustained applause ***
dribble ripple…very good sir waad
**barely audible ripple**
That’s the mirror sunshine
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice.
If your uncle had a c*nt
he’d be your auntie
And if yours had one, you would be Gordon Brown.
No what actually would happen in a Richard Curtis world is that the teacher would blow that child up , splattering all his inards over his fellow pupils as a lesson of what happens if you disagree with the Borg.
Teacher then asks the class to describe something that happened to them yesterday using the word “lovely” twice in the same sentence. Jane says “It was my birthday, and I had a lovely party and my Mum made me a lovely birthday cake.” Peter says “I went for a lovely walk and saw a lovely sunset.” Teacher asks “What about you, Little Johnny?”. He thinks and then says “My sister came home yesterday evening and said to my Dad “I’m pregnant”. He said: “Lovely, fucking lovely.” (Substitute “I voted for Gordon Brown today” for “I’m pregnant”?)
Simon Thomas to Georgie Thompson ” Your dads chopper is always booked ”
Georgie Thompson to Simon Thomas ” I wonder if John Henry has a chopper ?”
Someone’s been watching Carry on Dick on the telly this afternoon.
Is it ‘cos I is black?
?
Yes, that’s why I have bupa cover.
Rumour : Man City to sign Rooney in summer and Jose Mourinho , Adbeyour going other way
Yeah, you’re always up to speed with the latest political gossip aren’t you Billy? Or is this what passes for politics in the secure unit?
” Wibble “
I enjoy Billy’s blogs, so stop being a !!!!!!!!!!
City are welcome to Rooney, the greedy, lard-arsed, useless, Scouse twat, but please don’t dump that cu nt Adebayor on us.
Your on the wrong blog mate
this one’s for the people with MORE than one brain cell
Fuck off simpleton.
why don’t you try and make him, you pathetic little keyboard warrior
LOL!
its cos i’m impotent and full of rage
Lucky bastard. I am “potent” yet unable to spurt my rage.
‘LOL’? says it all really. You’ve just forfieted any right of a decent reply by writing ‘LOL’, sorry those are the rules. Now fuck off like a good little arsehole.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I [...]
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I’ll lose my licence! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband on a bed with the pharmacist’s wife, he had his cock deep down her throat.
The pharmacist looked at the picture nodded and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
0/10 for cut and paste ability
Thought they would have learned from yesterday ?
There’s a bit of an echo in here….
“My husband, My Hero” Wasn’t exactly telling the truth
Political blogger,Guido Fawkes was suspended from the Labour Party tonight after an political blogging court found he made false statements about a Labour politician during the general election campaign.
What about that candidate who had to ask his estranged wife to come back from Brazil just for the election, before she went off again to continue her “profession” in surrey.
I’m only bringing this up to speculate whether he got any freebies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327003/BBC-Strike-Former-GMTV-presenter-Emma-Crosby-breaks-BBC-strike.html
Look at this cheeky bastard!
http://tinyurl.com/34w7cl6
Paul Mason is a champagne socialist, a millionaire Trot, a total wanker.
Its Monty ! He meant to be down under
He doesn’t have to go that far Billy, 6ft down under is far enough for me.
Who’s the beardy in the proletarian wooly hat on such a blamy autumn day?
They now know how other people feel when Brown stole our pensions and they kept their gobs shut and keyboard closed on the matter,go on strike your not missed and Pravda,I do hope a days pay is being docked from these peoples high salaries.
“applause”
Ok Guido , How does the freedom of speech comply with lying .
Hang on before you all slag me off but freedom of speech also means the freedom to make a arse of yourself , Do the 2 (Lying and freedom of speech ) mean the same thing ?
“…..but freedom of speech also means the freedom to make a arse of yourself…”
Sure does, and there’s no bigger arse than me today.
It’s strange feeling, when for the first time in my life i hear the name Phil Woolas mentioned, and smile breaks out on my face.
The c’unt hasn’t gone yet. He’s still there and he’s still coining it.
Total silence from Ed Miliband of course.
Mr Ed’s still trying to find his moral compass.
He can always borrow my amoral compass.
Luckily I never had one, so I just made it up as I went along. I saved the world you know.
He will make an official statement as soon as Charlie Whelan has written it.
Same here, a very bad day for Mr Woolarse is an exceedingly good day for the rest of us. Who could fail to remember Lumley’s staircase ambush of this hapless political weasel? A joy to behold.
Another “election liar” is Simon Hughes who was ambushed on Sky news today. Just as the arrogant slimeball was trying to take the moral high ground over that scumbag Woolas, the newsreader confronted him with his dirty, dishonest campaign against Tatchell back in the early eighties.
Hughes was trembling with fury LOL
Oh the pain of it all [tee hee!]
So, Hughes campaign constantly made derogatory reference to Tatchell being homosexual and claimed Hughes was the ‘straight candidate’, whereas, in fact, Hughes is just as big a chutney ferret as Tatchell.
Priceless!!
Ewanme! You really do come across as an attention seeking bore and your comments are not even funny? Do the people on here who find you a bit of bore and a bit sad a favour and grow up and type something a bit more interesting.
And you come across as The Barclaygraph’s bootboys.
Nothing wrong with sucking “simon coulters” cock – just be man enough to spit it out and admit what you’ve done.
Ha !!
Bounced from a libertarian site .
Sez it all , don’t it ??
E x .
If being a Libertarian means having to tolerate idiots like Yawn and pillock immediately above (6:48pm), you can see how totalitarian yearnings can start to form….
sssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………………………………………….vote labour
O/T
Yee-Ha !
The newspapers making a great deal of the FTSE closing at a 2 year high and around 5875 today.
But wait.. that’s almost 5900 .. which is almost 1000 short of 6900 it reached in December 1999 !
How our people and country had prospered under 13 years of Labour Socialism.
I prospered under 13 years of Labour Socialism.
I’m very very very rich. And I didn’t have to kill too many tens of thousands of working-class men, women and children to become very very very rich, either.
But you would not have given a tuppeny fart if you had because your ego would have deserved any cost as long as it was borne by someone else.
I absolve you my son.
Cheers, mate.
Come round for dinner. I’m rich, it’ll be great. We can sneer at the little people and laugh at their pathetic lives.
Me too! Me too! My Turn! I want! WhadoIdo? wazzat? Loads a money to Brussels? Done ! Put defense under foreign control? Done! Bail out the Casino Bilderburg Bankers? Done!. Gimme!
This is the bit the papers got all excited about.
They hate us, so what’s wrong with us hating them?
because we’re both second rate world powers, on hard times.
Think “withnail and I”.
When I think of Withnail and I, I think of a rabbit being nailed to a door.
And the finest wines known to man.
When I think of Withnail and I, I think of an old Jag on an empty M1 and a bastard behind the eyes!
But now that we’ve signed the military co-operation deal with them we might as well ditch Trident.
No-one else to aim it at.
Don’t the Russians wear stripey T-shirts?
I beg everyone’s pardon but I fail to see what is racist about that unless one has conrtucted a completely over-contrived definition of the term. Is there anyone out there who can enlighten me?
Racism is the Frankfurt school ace. It trumps all other arguments, and puts the accused on the back foot if not KO’d, being almost impossible to disprove. The internationalists have been using it to clear the way of objections to their campaign to Balkanise formerly ethnically homogeneous European nations since the 1950s. Racism took brilliant classic liberal and principled politician Enoch Powell out with a single swipe. Its an effortless weapon for politicians and the media to use, and boy, does it WORK!. Our kids are taught the proper Pavlovian response to the charge in nursery, and the BBC etc keep drumming the lesson into adults, practically every few hours. Racism is to our new world order revolutionary masters what steam power was to the industrial revolutionaries. The face of Europe will be just as radically transformed by the masters of Racism as by the mastery of steam.
I see harpy harriett has announced today that labour has suspended philwoolas from the labour party because an election court has ruled that he told lies about his opponent at the last election.
What about suspending mrhattyharpic for the lie he told about not talking to gordon before he made the announcement over money for peerages , the scandal that brought bliar down.
Talking of harpy, here she is in all her gruesome glory.
she’s got a face like a Pug eating its own sick.
Do you mind??
Hiya , Yawn , hun x .
Is that your real name ??
I don’t need to seek attention , darlin ; When Ewa speaks , the world sits up an listens .
You are jus a here today , gone tomorrow commenter wivva borin moniker .
I have stuff comin into my box from all directions .
Check this out :
Wan-Ki-Fuk writes from North Korea on the 22nd June 2009 :
We, us in The Democlatic State of N. Kolea, ruv you Ewa. You have blightened the lifes of many, many supplessed poeples around world.
I will be chop chop head tomorrow but your bleasts will stay forever in my blain.
Wan-Ki
Never heard from him again , hun , but at least someone reads my stuff x .
Yawn , FFS !!!
LMAO , wot a dork .
E x .
Does the Right Honourable fill “tampons” woolas have a criminal record after todays hilarious antics?
You owe me for bothering to read this comment.
Hey you can guess which leaflets Fleet Streets finest are going to be rummaging through this weekend… sleep well, Miserable Parasites.
Phil Wool-arse :Cheating odious bog eyed little turd !
but then again that could describe any Labour party mp !
Justice Rocks !
I’m applying for a judicial review of the decision at the taxpayers expense.
Thank you.
I’m as British as the next man, and as no UK government will extradite a British citizen to a country where he faces the death penalty, i have to say,
RESULT!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326437/MPs-change-extradition-law-Gary-McKinnon-U-S-jail.html
As the US’s relentless pursuit to have gary mck extradited shows, even with a british passport old abu h won’t be safe from US justice. And I sure hope not. We don’t really want the expense of keeping him here. I’d much rather the american taxpayer footed the bill for keeping him in one of their prisons.
sadly since call me dave is a wimp and a coward who throws our troops into the slaughterhouse just to please Obama then Mr McK is fucked
We have to remember it was bliar (aided by alastairc), trying to suck up to yankeegeorge, that threw our troops into war on a lie!
As for garyk I don’t think he will be extradited. But I do hope that mr hookhand will be.
Yes nell, but having cast your vote for us, you are now superfluous in the greater scheme of things, i.e. My career as as fully entitled junior partner in both Europe, and America, and that is the genius i display as a world statesman, bestriding two great continents, just a heartbeat away from an even better job
Difference is McKinnon wouldnt be facing a possible death penalty on conviction. I fear you may be correct re Hamza.This is more evidence that our judicial system is fast becoming evil and pernicious, good only for protecting the guilty and feathering the nest of the Legal classes who are the new priesthood.
Becoming?
All the restrictions of H&S, are entirely the result of ambulance chasing lawyers, not governments.
But as many MPs are ex legal shysters, what can anybody expect?
The Scribes have now assumed the throne. They are Gods representatives on earth and no man can get justice except through them !
Ooh, hang on a mo…
O/T. I could not give a flying fck if the BBC journalists strike for 10 years. BBC news is biased sh*t. It won’t missed by me!
Agreed, I want to go on record as being fully in support of the BBC Strike and wish to encourage them to take further, longer and perhaps even indefinte action.
I am gay.
‘appen I can elp you owt there ba goom!
Oooh, kinky.
Fawkes is in favour of free speech but when Woolas exercises precisely that, Fawkes finds himself on the side of law and order, and against free speech.
Fawkes is in favour of libertarianism and abolishment of state control but when firefighters threaten to strike on Guy Fawkes night, Fawkes thinks the nation has been put under threat, citing “health and safety concerns”.
Fawkes is in favour of blowing up the House of Commons, but wants to ensure the state fire brigade is on hand to put out the fire before it gets too serious.
“They don’t like it up ‘em, Mr Mainwaring”
There is a world of difference between free speech and lying to assassinate someone’s character in order to make personal financial benefit ( ie hold onto to a lucrative mp’s job) as philwoolas has done.
No there isn’t
Of course there is. It is only free speech if it is the truth.
If you tell lies about someone else and so damage them, as philwoolas did, then that is not free , because by it you enslave your victim in your lies until they can find a way to prove what you said was an untruth.
What sheer nonsense. Free Speech means freedom to speak and say anything you wish to say. Whether Nell thinks it is Ok or not.
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
Thats a good one coming from you Nell McBride
Free speech is free speech
“who do you think you are kidding Mr H ‘ tler ?”
” I hate what you say but would defend to the death your right to say it” : Stephen Fry
Idiot! stephen fry never said anything that was of any value.
The quote you give came from Voltaire in the 18th century.
Fry simply plagiarised it. Very labour!!!
I wondered how long it would take you to work that one out
Voltaire plagiarised it also my dear.
Next you’ll be saying that Voltaire is a stupid persons idea of what a clever person is, fucking twat.
Has this Ewanme got a web site?
Why do you feel the need to bully other commenters? Do you perhaps have difficulty forming relationships with other human beings?
Its so lonely
Oh yes they do!!
Dear Mr Jones
I dont think you entirely get this libertarianism thingy.
Perhaps you should get a book on the subject. Or you could google something from Dr Sean Gabb. Ignorance is not a good thing in general, and straw men don’t hold up in a storm.
Lying is WRONG, lying to gain power over others is very wrong indeed. Lying in this case was FRAUD, and should be regarded as one of the most serious variety.
This excuse for a human being was not convicted of saying something that turned out to be untrue, he was found guilty of deliberately lying to gain state endorsed power over other peoples lives.
IMO If we could prove that Cameron for example positively contrived to bring about a hung parliament, he should not only be sacked, he should be publicly flogged.
GF is many things, including a short fat bastard with an ego the size of a large country. However he is a libertarian as far as I can tell, and I know a libertarian when I read one.
Libertarians are INDIVIDUALS who basically want to be left alone, want others to be left alone as much as practically possible, and as a whole believe this is a good thing for all concerned.
Thats it, nothing more and nothing less. Libertarianism is not a handed down from a very high place dogma, like socialism, it is a generalized way of thinking about freedom, and how best to CONSERVE as much of it as possible.
Don’t panic
Woe is me!
I’ve been removed from my constituency, the Labour party and Parliament, with only a years parachute payments and a pension to die for.
I’m safe as houses because Dave is a Liar.
I luvv it.
OK! You have a year’s income to keep you afloat. What are you going to do after that to earn a living.??
Think your local council will give you a job as a dustman?
Doubt it . You haven’t got the qualifications for that have you?!!
I’ll give you a job, Phil.
Woe is me!
I’ve been removed from my constituency,
the Labour party and Parliament,
with only a years parachute payment
and a pension to die for.
Woe is me!
Listened to The News Quiz on Radio 4 earlier, with a mounting sense of bemusement. They aren’t even vaguely trying to be politically balanced these days. If it went any further to the left, it would fall off the edge. I’m beginning to wonder if somebody is trying to see how far left they can go before the management does something about it – a sort of dare. (They haven’t actually called Fidel Castro a right-wing imperialist yet, but you get the feeling it’s only a matter of time.)
I LOVE YOU EWANME
LOL , ANON , petal !!!
I knows you does x .
I love me too .
Tomorrow will be brill , if we can be arsed to get there .
We really need to stop typin an get outta our front doors to meet the other throngs wot have stopped typin an decided that enough is enough .
I’s fed up wiv bein made to feel like a loony when I knows that it’s the rest of the world wot is insane .
Gotta go – fish an chips has my name on it .
Big love ANON .
E x .
Ewanme U R special.
Just keep being U and ignore the idiot labour trolls!!
Hope your fish n chips are good. Enjoy!!
All is in hand. Next up, a thick porcine slapper form Redditch and her onanistic husband. After that, a ginger midget gobshite from Salford. Be patient.
Hopefully you are right, I watched a liitle of Brillo last night and was amazed at her affrontary. She should have been arrested for fraud when her ducking and diving was first realised. However don’t hold your breath that she will be interviewed by the SFO anytime soon.
Speaking purely hypothetically of course would any candidate using a beard wife out on the hustings not also be guilty of misleading the electorate ?
Woolas story dropped from Grauniad online. Headline is mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.
Suprise, Suprise.
Phil is innocent.
We agree.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11699888
My laptop is fucked im trying to post from a fucking phone is this working
There is no punctuation.
And precious little anything else.
And your point is?
Could anyone advise me whether Richard Curtis is still making child “snuff ” movies or has he returned to giving us another series of the Vicar of Dibley. I quite liked that.
So the BBC political journalists go on strike and the BBC is forced t reports the news without any spin.
Spot the improvement.
Friday night, and you’re watching BBC news?
How sad are you?
Not as sad as posting on Guido on a Friday nite
But i’m an unemployed benefit thief.
What’s your excuse?
I’m a fourth generation unemployed benefit theif, it’s hard work claiming the dole.
I’m a first generation career chancer with a financially secure future that only a Parliamentary pension can secure.
How the hell can you lot afford an internet connection and feed and clothe yourselves on benefits eh? I’m fucking sick to death of this bollocks, I want to see food stamps in this country and cuts to all these so called benefits. Spending tax payers money on cigs alcohol computers and an ISP, hardly bare minimum essentials are they! I’ll tell you what, get a fucking job and stop pissing my money up the wall you parasitic tax eating mongs!
Some sense on this blog at last. I’m with you on this one, Mr White Van Man.
Shed, bread and water. If they want any more, then can get off their fat arses and work for it. And I’m not talking about a shed in central London. Somewhere cheap, please.
I thought it was a real improvement on the old crowd, they did a very good job!
Agreed. And it was a much improved start to the morning without Humphries and Naughtie on R4′s Today programme.
BBC Management should tell all the grossly overpaid celebrity journalists like Paxman, Wark, Mason, Bruce etc to fuck off and find work elsewhere. It’s now patently obvious that the channel doesn’t need them and there are plenty of decent hacks who could easily do their jobs.
Hope they stay on the Picket line for a lot longer.
Here here!
Someone give them a pallet of donkey jackets and an old oil drum.
The BBC needs to make savings over the next few years with the licence fee freeze.
What better way to start than by getting shot of the ridiculously overpaid high profile “journalists” and replacing them with some keen fresh faces who can still remember why they went into the profession in the first place.
You get the feeling that much of todays churnalism is there to protect the status quo, rather than to question it.
Actually it is to protect the liberal / leftist consensus. That is why Dave and Francis Maude suck Common Purpose / Demos cocks.
Woolas lied. So did many others. And they should be punished too. Britain is unravelling. It now has no special power; the empire is dead. Any Hunt with more than a couple of functioning brain cells left the dreadful hole years ago.
That’s Democracy
THATS LIFE
Harriet Harman: “I don’t think this is a reflection on the Labour Party as a whole”
Say what you mean for once you smelly BITCH = “The rest of us were too smart to get caught”
The same Harriet Harman who insisted on all women shortlists everywhere except in the constituency her husband was standing in.
They’re all fucking bent in one way or another.
Harmanescu is a reflection of the Labour party as a whole though and what a stench rises from the Komrades too.
Got it in one, pal.
Hey all you UKIP cheerleaders, you putting your money where your mouths are?
Odds are 10/1 for you to take a seat in the next general election.
Are you all bark and no bite?
Good odds, I will wade in with £1k. Those who vascillated and plumped for “eurosceptic” Dave last time, have seen his true colours. Expect the UKIP vote to double at the Euro elections too.
I see the old slapper Carol Kirkwood had no reservations in peddling her arse through the picket lines.
Good for her, fuck parasitic unions.
Woolarse got what he deserved; horrible man.
This blog has gone downhill since tat left.
Now it’s just full of boring old farts talking shit.
Like you, you mean?
Whatever you say dear
So are you cun’t face, that must be the 39th time you’ve posted that comment on this blog this month alone.
Yawn zzzzzzzzzz
Keep coming back it helps Guido’s stats.
TaT you need to get out more
you sad little shite
now let mummy wash your dirty bits !
Thanks to the NUJ for saving me from Pravda today. Every day should be like today.
Hear, hear.
Sack the striking ‘journalists’, promote the people who came in to read off the autocue and reduce the Licence Tax to £ 50 per year.
Get rid of the Stalinist licence alltogether. Voluntary subscription only, will sort out the Komrades once and for all time.
What a great BBC news day,thought I would never see a decent news broadcast again while the loonie left held sway.
Even got Farage on an old episode of HIGNFY, rather than Newsnight.
Who can we phone or e-mail at the BBC to say that yesterday was much better than normal?
Mark Thompson I(if you can get him on his mobile at the Club)
My 16 year old daughter came home the other night and said,
“Dad im pregnant by a 60 year old married man”
“I’ll fucking kill him, the sick bastard, i’ll fucking kill him, who is it!?” I said,
“He is coming to see you tomorrow night” she said,
“I’m going to fucking kill him!” i said,
Then last night he came in my house and said,
“We have a situation here, i have got your daughter pregnant but i am a very rich man, she wont have to work again, the child will be completely paid for, it will go to private school, if its a girl it will get 2 million pounds and and house, if its a boy it will get 2 million pounds aswell and a house but aswell he will inherit my business, but if she has a misscaridge i dont know what i am goin to do,
“Fucking shag her again!!” i replied
How sad! Someone makes a valid comment about Ewanme being an attention seeking bore and how he/she needs to grow up and discuss something that is interesting and it is turned into a playground for trolls.
Labour are trying to deflect attention on this blog from philwoollyarse by asssassinating ewanme ‘s character.
I wonder, no I don’!!, t which character is better , ewanme or woollyarse?
Not much of a contest is it??!!
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html
AY BYE GUM SOMEONE MENTION ARSE?
Will you wear your leather thong again for me daddy?
Whilst we’re talking of liebour no-hoper marginal election fiddles – if some enterprising journo were to look at postal vote fraud, in particular around Ed Balls neck of the woods, they’d uncover a story far bigger than tiddly little fill woolass and his pamplet of porkies.
“….if some enterprising journo were to look at postal vote fraud,”
They all died out with the diplodocus I’m afraid.
‘enterprising journo’…..that counts us out then.
God! How did Phil Woolas obtain the surname Woolas? Did one of his ancesters have a woolly arse or was one of them attracted to Woolly arses?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/8112025/Immigration-Minister-claimed-for-womens-clothing-and-panty-liners.html
This should explain my sobriquet..
You mean Phil Tamponuparse?
@just because I am paranoid. I just tell my mind controller to fuck off. I think he is deaf as well as stupid.
ignore your mind controller. mind controllers hate that, and soon go away.
I always wear a tin-foil hat, beats the mind controllers every time.
Hmmm, tin foil hat smear does not appear to work anymore. Must get a new one.
Liebour really are trying to airbrush him away now, so lets not forget the various roles he held when he was their golden boy:
Deputy leader for the House of Commons
Minister of State with responsibility for local government
Minister for the Environment
Immigration Minister
David Milliband supporter
The guy who called the head of the National Bullying Helpline “a prat of a woman” when Bruin was under the spotlight for, err, bullying.
But now he’s nothing, and about as employable as Gary Glitter.
Wanna join my gang, my gang?
Sure thing glittery boot wearing dude!
The question he will have to keep an eye on,is how nice was he to people when he was on the way up,now that he on the slide down did he buy enough armour plate to cover himself.
If I don’t like anybody I just punch him in the face as any good Labour man would.
Postal votes will see a Labour triumph in the by-election
I vote Labour!
I vote Labour!
I vote Labour!
Right gi’me my 1000 Pakistani rupees please kind sir.
I’ve already got mine, my wife’s and the next door neighbours’. Am just waiting for the nice man to come round who usually collects them and signs for us.
If you are lucky, life presents you with some beautiful moments:
1. You have long lusted after a woman whom you think is unobtainable. You are now just about to make love to her. Perfect.
2. You become a parent for the first time. Amazing.
3. You learn that Phil Woolas has been kicked out of the Commons. Hehe! Haha! pffffffftttt! Oh Jesus! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA! Life is good.
Are these necessarily in order of priority?
“There should not be a line when it comes to making things up…”
That’s tellin’ ‘em, Fawkes. Go for their throats!
Trouble is, you’re preaching to a circle of unrestrained fantasists. They even have a wet nurse to unravel the mysteries of their own free-and-easy expenses system to them.
All together, now: “Once upon a time, there was a little Green Book…”
“The gates of Heaven will be open to both sexes, but Muhammed has not specified the male companion of the female elect, lest he should either alarm the jealousy of their former husbands, or disturb their felicity by the suspicion of an everlasting marriage.”
Andy Coulson interviewed by the police in connection with the Screws of the World phone tapping scandal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327104/Labour-MPs-sink-new-low-brawl-racist-smears.html
Shamed MP one: Assault at drunken karaoke in the House
By Stephen Wright, Paul Bentley and Ryan Kisiel
A Labour MP was last night facing a police investigation into claims that he assaulted a man in the Houses of Parliament after a drunken karaoke party.
Paul Farrelly, 48, an outspoken critic of anti-social behaviour, is alleged to have left the victim ‘bloodied and bruised’ after punching him above his left eye.
A number of witnesses saw the incident in a corridor near Parliament’s Sports and Social Club, the venue of a raucous sing-song on Thursday night.
Last night a picture emerged of alleged victim Bjorn Hurrell, his eyebrow cut and blood streaming down his face, taken moments after the attack.
Mr Hurrell, 46, a newspaper seller, was sporting a swollen left eye near his west London home yesterday.
He is due to make a formal complaint about Mr Farrelly’s conduct to the Serjeant-at-Arms, the senior official who enforces security in Parliament.
Friends of Mr Hurrell, who delivers papers in the Palace of Westminster, indicated he was also likely to make an allegation of assault to Scotland Yard.
Labour MP hits someone in the Houses of Parliament:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327104/Labour-MPs-sink-new-low-brawl-racist-smears.html
“The affair is a major embarrassment to Mr Farrelly, the Labour MP for Newcastle-under-Lyme in Staffordshire, and raises new concerns about the drinking culture in Parliament. ”
No it dosn’t, it raises new concerns about the mentality of liebour MPs.
Just the type of vile cu,nts found in hi’tler’s na’zies or sta’lin’s communists.
Very, worrying trend.
Labour MP Paul Farrelly admits incident in Parliament
Paul Farrelly: a “John Prescott moment” Labour MP Paul Farrelly has admitted he “wrestled” a man to the floor inside the Houses of Parliament.
The MP for Newcastle-under-Lyme described the altercation as “a John Prescott moment” and said it was an act of self-defence.
The Daily Mail said the man, Bjorn Hurrell, was left with a cut above his eye, and planned to complain to police and to Parliamentary authorities.
Scotland Yard said it was not investigating the incident.
The altercation happened on Thursday evening during a karaoke party at Parliament’s Sports and Social club
funny
I posted this earlier and it’s been deleted
what is the point anymore?
Actually turned on the tv this morning,and watched a bit of BBC breakfast and listened to real news,please BBC don’t give in to the NUJ,keep those overpaid jurno’s on strike for at least 10years not only will you save money you will also have an audience.
Sacks the strikers and let the loyal workers who honoured their contracts stay on.
Pravda watch. Lazy people who can’t be bothered to turn up to work take pictures of themselves and put them on the internet:
http://www.nuj.org.uk/innerPagenuj.html?docid=1796
Nicky Campbell goes on strike from work and sends over 50 tweets in 24 hours:
http://twitter.com/nickyaacampbell
The last 36 hours of the BBC News have been a remarkable fresh change. The overmanning of the department/news desk has been starkly revealed by the NUJ journos action(a case of shooting themselves in the foot).Rather than an issue with pensions the management should sack these people as totally superfluous to their operation.
My thoughts exactly. Its exactly the same up and down the country when the council desk jockeys slam down their pens in anger and refuse to enter their pampered offices and no-one notices. See? No point in going back now, and management would like to thank you for doing the headcount filter for them.
To: The Managing Director,BBC News
Dear Sir,
Can I complement you on your excellent unbiased new reporting over the past day.
It has been like a breath of fresh air to just have straight news comment without the usual left wing, anti-cuts scaremongering that your normal journalists indulge in or your incessant stream of manufactured news stories or promos for your upcoming programmes.
It should now be apparent to you that where the scope is to make the necessary budget cuts to your operation whilst maintaining the recent impartial broadcasting of the last day and a half.
Paul Farrelly, M.P. (Lab) Thug
Mr Woolas claimed the decision was a blow for free speech.
Presumably, his newfound Libertarianistic viewpoint would extend to falsely shouting “fire” in a crowded theatre.
It must have put him in a cultural shock, being the big boy for a long time and suddenly finding everybody is pi%%ing on him,his own side where he should be getting backup from,have their backs to him,he ‘s going to find it even colder and harder when his loot runs out and he has to compete for real work with all those immigrants he helped into the country outshining him,it’s a delight to see that some sayings do work,like “what goes around comes around”.
Hostage to his own ego. Far too many of them, nowadays.
Phil is going on a journey to Quangoshire. What are the odds a few months hence?
Just like slimball Smith, those who they rewarded with lucrative contracts / payments, will help them along the way.
I do so hope you meant slimeball.
Oh dear! The Irish government are buying 50 tons of Irish cheddar cheese “to distribute to the people”.
I wish I’d thought of that!!
It’s interesting to watch a banana republic implode right in front of our eyes.
I thought with the uconned us in charge we had pulled away from the brink of being a banana republic,instead mr cast iron gutless has still got us on the edge.
Let them eat cheese
hic!
no, where’s me feckin chauffeur? I’m thirsty. I want another litre of Jamesons, three wine boxes of lambrusco and 5 crates of Guinnes!
Ireland is a joke. They conned the fiancial markets for a while with all their bullshit about austerity and cutbacks while still continuing to live way beyond their means.
The govt are still lying about cuts, and are spending borrowed money like crazy but everyone has seem through them now. The shit is starting to hit the fan.
Just think a few years ago the flow of people looking for work went from the Irish coming here,to the British going to Ireland for work and some even commuting from Yns Mon to Dublin.
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Two Pissed up Labour MP’s Brawling in the HoC
Mp’s leading by example !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327104/Labour-MPs-sink-new-low-brawl-racist-smears.html
Maybe you should read an article before posting a link.
i never read newspapers !
Oh he was only a newspaper seller that makes it ok they usually let the police murder them for fun !
I think you’ll find it was a Westminster News Vendor of 20 years standing who was givien a slap cutting his eye allegedly by one of our elected representatives who had partaken of the taxpayers largesse in copious measure and had jostled said victim earlier at the bar and said “You looking at ME !”(Classic yobbo stuff)
As the news vendor said as he was being attacked ..”Remember you’re an MP”
Is G lying in through a Coulson update?
Guido,doesn’t come out to play on the weekends, unless
A: he’s p*ssed the bed.
B: his kids are driving him nuts
C: his missus has given him permission.
D: he has run out of booze.
E: somebody has given him a new expenses scandal to play with.
F: he has permission to recharge his laptop battery.
G: BBC has rung him up to ask him does he want a interviewer’s job on the “Tonight Programme”.
H: he has to feed his windowlickers on a daily basis otherwise he won’t have any chairlegs left,the 2″ steel wire is not strong enough as shown by the teethmarks and the lumps of removed steel on the floor.
he is waiting for Mossad to spin him the lines
For a rainy day? oh yes?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8113798/Police-forces-have-1.2bn-in-the-bank.html?source=newswidget
So what !
So have i
I’m back nannananananana
Another cock- up by David”Airbrush”Cameron and his bunch of twerps
England 2018 World Cup bid faltering say Hills – Russia now 10/11, England Evens,Portugal/Spain 5/1;Holland/Belgium 33/1.
David Cameron is proving to be an even bigger hoon than Gordon Brown
Fuck the World Cup. We can’t afford it and we don’t want it here.
One white elephant (the olympics) is enough!
Have it in Scotland, its the only way they will ever qualify
Marty Marty ,if it fails, it would be one less cockup,the biggest cockup of all is due to hit us in 2012,the Olympics,one political parties road into greed and incompetetence,one parties way of making sure the country falls into debt and depression by forcing a reluctant people to pay for 6 weeks of sheer boredom,one parties way of making people believe by spending billions for 6 weeks, they are the greatest party alive,but get beaten by a weak ,indecisive leader,only by a narrow margin agreed,and his new left wing helper her von clegg.
FIFA never had any intention of giving England the World Cup. The FIFA “family” wants it to go somewhere where the press is more “respectful” and they can get on with their dirty deals in private.
The bent lawyer is even suggesting that the England Bid organisation and the English press are in cahoots by entrapping its delegates. That doesn’t make an iota of sense.
Bang on the money
Who’s bothered…nobody wants the World Cup here anyway…the only reason the football establishment want it ..is it’s the only way England’s overpaid so called “heroes” will get to play in the tournament again……… as host nation.
Was it not the case that the Last time England hosted the World Cup it got stolen ?? Those English what are they like eh !
So fuckin’ what – it may come as surprise but many of us do not give a shit about footbal.
No need to bother with the 7up this week Fawkes, those of us who are not in front are all behind you.
Dear Mr Fawkes, please post another thread soon, ‘Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever!’ is beginning to suffer withdrawal symptons. The drugs don’t work anymore, and we only like to use the cattle prod as a last resort. Many thanks.
Ah so it’s Billy that’s been biting through the 2″ steel wire,we really need some of that armoured plate they build the tanks out of,the windowlickers cage is getting a bit battle weary.
You forgot the unrequired space between ‘ever’ and ‘!’.
Nowt on andy Coulson ????
Who the fuck cares about Coulson, apart from a few foaming at the mouth lefties FFS?
I aint no fuckin Leftie !
Yeah, well that still leaves foaming at the mouth doesn’t it, Billy you twat.
No but your right index is almost as crooked as Woolas’ character.
Alright who let Billy out of the cage,Nurse foget about the cattle prod,get me the rifle and a sedative dart.
ah, Billy, you’re kinda cute
BUT
I’m the Daddy
I’m the Daddy!!
No ball !
Radio 4 led with Coulson in their news Bulletins, no mention of Woolas and no mention of the House of Commons pugilist, plus ça change!.
I thought we had until midnight before the lies started back up at Pravda,don’t tell me some have returned back to work ,ah I see ,the strike itself is not news and people have congratulated the BBC on yesterday’s unbiased excellent news day and some of the lefty lovies are “worried” the gravy train won’t stop for them if the get rid off the jurno’s inertia gets faster.
I think that’s because they report the latest news, not the previous day’s news.
The story about Coulson had only just emerged, the story about Woolas was reported early.
Interesting though the timing of Coulson being questioned and the BBC journalist strike. Not that we need the BBC, I’m sure we can rely on News International to report the story fully and impartially.
Meanwhile the Sheridan perjury case rumbles on in the Scottish High Court, presided over by Lord Bracadale aka Alistair Campbell. I’m sure we’re all looking forward to Andy Coulson giving evidence on oath that he knew nothing about the phone tapping. And during a perjury trial too! What could be more appropriate?
The story about Coulson has only just emerged?, the’ve been banging on about it for months, just another re-hash.
The news was that Coulson had been questioned by police.
That’s news, you see.
A new event.
He volunteered to answer their questions.There was no legal requirement despite the BBC and other lefties trying to drum up this “non story”
More to the point…the Tories should fight the Oldham and Saddleworth By-Election and not give the LibDems an “easy” ride but as Dave is no longer leading the Conservative Party but rather the Lib-Dem Coalition Party he’ll probably cave in like he has on Europe and Defence
A Downing Street spokesman said: “Andy Coulson voluntarily attended a meeting with Metropolitan Police officers on Thursday morning at a solicitor’s office in London.
“Mr Coulson, who first offered to meet the police two months ago, was interviewed as a witness and was not cautioned or arrested.” Big Deal, that’s headline news?.
Too right streamfisher. It was obvious headline news when Blair was interviewed because he was the PM, but Coulson FFS? Who the fuck outside politics and what passes for journalism these days know who he is, or even care?
The problem is that no one in the newspaer industry finds it credible that he was unaware of the phone tapping.
And he’s shortly to be quizzed about the matter on oath in the High Court in Scotland.
If you think that isn’t exercising minds in number 10 then you are a complete idiot.
You are talking Westminster bubble I am talking about balanced news reporting, not incessant political agenda from marxist Beeboids and luvvies.
“The problem is that no one in the newspaer industry finds it credible….”
Yeah, let me stop you there.
If This had been a Labour Press officer Guido would have been all over it , unless he has a hangover
ah, don’t take it so personnally, it’s only a game …..
Dave and Gideon are hacking into my phone and computer and uploading hardcore porn, the bastards.
fake , no spelling or grammer errors !
Neither errors in punctuation nor in syntax.
What about tautology?.
“Beliefs we can believe in” – Barack Obama
Note that you don’t bother to deny you’ve got hardcore porn on your mobile and hard drive, Billy. Well, who doesn’t eh?
“fake , no spelling or grammer errors !” but I must admit the thing аbout the hаrdcore porn is true. daddy says I must be a brave boy and keep biting the pillow when they give me my dose.
TAT the twat highjacking people’s monikers,your a boring little boy TAT,no “homework” to do or are you teachers pet.
lol you’ll never prove it was us
Should we mount a search party for the fellow? Does anyone here keep St Bernard’s? We could strap a barrel of Guinness to one and go to rescue the poor soul.
Hey, another MP in news story, Labour MP get’s in a scrap with journalist
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8114270/Labour-MP-had-John-Prescott-moment-in-Commons-brawl.html
They certainly know how to behave themselves, these MPs , don’t they?
Saw an ad on the telly for a new new ‘War of the Worlds’ show – this is not a story anymore, war of the worlds is being encated across the globe as we speak and just wait until the dollar crashes as China moves into the premier league …..
Penny for the Guido.
He can’t be bought that expensively.
Hi guy’s !
How’s it hanging ?
We are working on bringing it back for certain people Tone.
We’ll find out in a moment. Just put your head through here … that’s fine … not too tight is it? … good! … here we go!!
Look guys you wanted Gordon
So i moved aside and gave him to you whats up with that ?
That hangin is not much fun !
http://www.break.com/pictures/thats-gangsta-1947939
That fuckin rack aint no joy either !
That fuckin rack aint no joy either !
http://www.break.com/pictures/perfect-height-1947940
Fear not, he follows you in everything. BTW, how come you are still speaking when your head has become detached from your body?
Has Guido been chucked on a bonfire ?
They should play this song at the end of every clapped out thread.
Yawn. What’s on BBC?
Ashcroft, Coulson , Thatcher
Not Woolas, then. Par for the course.
Who the eff is Woolas?
Never heard of him.
Was the MP for Oldham East darling, you know, that delightful upmarket place where all the residents drink champers all the time, they even bathe in the stuff, just like at the BBC. You know, Lowry painted it. Surely you must spend much of your time there.
You should know Billy, being one of the BBC bumbandit trolls who do their dirty work for them on Fawkes blog.
Billy Bowden is a certian Mr A Marr’s PA
Grow-up.
[Guido is a twelve-month baby-cell: Fabian liberals [sic] think that they are resources to cull. You decide!]
MP Ken Clarke to shut six prisons to save cash, it is claimed
RUSHCLIFFE MP Ken Clarke is planning to close six prisons, it has been reported.
About 5,000 cells and 10,000 jobs will be lost in England and Wales according to a national Saturday newspaper.
It is part of a bid to reduce the Ministry of Justice budget by almost one quarter.
Responding to the claims, a spokeswoman for the MoJ said: “We expect that by the end of the spending review period, the number of prisoners will be around 3,000 lower than it is today – equivalent to 2008 levels.
See Ken Clarke is licking his EU COMMON PURPOSE, FABIAN FRANKFURT SCHOOL MARXISTS DICKS AGAIN.
Will labour win it back though?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327084/Lib-Dem-MP-David-Laws-frontline-post-Christmas-resigning-expenses-scandal.html
Is this the ConDem Mandy ?
BTW lads looks like I’ve pulled, I’ve got my free compatabilty match come through from e harmony.
http://tinyurl.com/26lcvfn
If I play my cards right I won’t be posting my bollocks on here for a while. Ta ta.
I like a woman that can hold her drink
So you prefer a lady with a large bladder……that’s unique Mr P.
The difference between plum and pump, perhaps?
Right. Just orff to Ursa Major for a spot of goff. Back later.
That the nearest goff course then, that game never caught on in our universe.
Too great a preoccupation with Balls.
Afternoon, anonymongs, windowlickers and infidels! How does it feel to live in a country where judges decide that it would be wrong to strip terrorist Mr Hamza of his citizenship because it would leave him stateless? Mr Hamza must be laughing lots, along with John Hirst. The joke’s on us again thanks to senile judges and the European Court of Human Rights. Don’t expect this to change any time soon. We are all politically correct Europeans now. We must understand terrorists and we must think of murderers’ rights.
I was very proud of my speech this week. As soon as the debate was over, I was taken back to my room where there was a kit-kat and glass of fizzy orange waiting for me. It was my reward for doing so well. Nurse Lusojanduli promised me an extra kit kat if I make it through this week without throwing any of my toy phones at the nasty men in white who write bad things about me. At least, I think that’s what she said. She doesn’t speak much english and got into trouble when she switched off someone’s life support.
Gordon Brown calls for Guido Fawkes to “burn in hell”
Where else could you burn? Apart from London, of course.
Well, he could have burned the nation’s wealth, but he decided to flush it down the toilet instead.
Same end result, I suppose.
Sorry, thought you said “what else could you burn.”
A bit fucking slow today, good thing qualy is on soon……….i think Fawkes has been abducted by bumders……
That will give him a penetrating insight, I am sure.
Think he has gone to Paris for w/e, actually. I have eyes on the ground there.
Boris Johnson has to be the leading contender for Tory twerp of 2010
Boris Johnson: London would have been safe and will be completely safe.
James O’Brien: London would not have been safe with 27 poorly crewed appliances. This is why you should have been around more this week, Boris.
BJ: I don’t agree with that. I don’t agree with that. I don’t agree with that.
JO: So – just for the record – the Mayor of London believes that London can be adequately protected from fire by 27 appliances crewed by part time staff trained for, on average, a couple of weeks?
“London burns to the ground. In related news, Britain’s crime rate drops 80%.”
Just remind me, who is it that is holding a strike?
I’ve only seen Spad Greg’s account so I would have to say its Boris.
Well, sir, you are a reliable source so it will be in order to run with the story.
Boris the Bastard Blights Burning Blighty.
If i may slightly edit the headline for Mirror readership..
Boris the {Bonking} {Tory}Bastard {Baby-Booter} Blights Burning Benefit Britain.
Bit advanced for the eight year old mindset, sir. Could they cope with curly braces, I wonder? (Do like the Benefit angle though.)
Something about Breasts – or is that more Sun style?
Marty Marty your Liebour mates,have been hitting the fire brigades since 1997 so don’t play the f%ckin innocent and pass the blame on,I still trying to find out what a community fire station is,all I can find out is they have a lot of expensive kit sitting in warmed garages but little or no staff to man them,even f*ckin 6 months is a short time for the baby eater torys and cast iron Dave the weak to have any effect.
Has Guido been Kidnapped by Mossad again ?
Meat feast.
What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: Taught.
What do you call a woman with two black eyes?
A: Slow learner
What would David Cameron have done ??
A radio host and producer have been fired over a naked prank involving Labour leader Ed Miliband.
Producer Barrie Hodge stripped nude in the background as a journalist interviewed Mr Miliband live Scotland’s Real Radio breakfast host Robin Galloway filmed the stunt on his phone – planning to put it on the internet.
But the Labour leader’s aides spotted what was happening and told bosses.
Hodge and Galloway were sacked yesterday for “indecency in the workplace”. Interviewer David McCann was completely unaware of the shamed pair’s antics.
A source said: “The station feels it has taken the only action it could take as a professional broadcaster and the pair have been sacked.”
Bemused Mr Miliband, who had his back to the producer as he stripped, was said to be “horrified” by the sackings and his office urged the station to keep the pair
Was it for “Children in Need” ?
Thethe people thould have their fun! Life in Thcotland ith pretty boring, tho if thith maketh them happy, tho be it.
Gissa job.
Surely working for the Beeb is a religion, not a profession
Otherwise, why sack one guy for being naked, whilst reporting hundreds of naked people in Salford recently as a work of art
Is it still Friday?
Yup.
Still?
I like the Sound of music !
Smells like teenage spirit.
Where’s saturday 7 up? Did they catch Guido lurking in the cellars last night?
Found on beach at Eastbourne:
Tatty crumpled suit to fit a short doughy man, sort of thing a stock dealer in HK would have worn a decade or two ago.
Various Clerkenwell bar bills.
Very old IOU’s from Dolly Draper and D McBride, clearly still outstanding.
Blackberry – locked.
Some Charlestown, Nevis papers
Anyone who may have any information about the identity of this person should contact us immediately.
How do they smell?
Like the bloody blogs …
Some tough questions for former PM Gordon Brown.
Application for head of the world bank.
Please list your professional banking and financial regulation qualifications and memberships of professional bodies.
… GCE Maths grade C. PHD in History of Socialism.. member of the Kirkcaldy parish council {non voting}, and BA frequent flyer gold membership. Starbucks mocha lover club.
Relevant Experience. Please use as many pages as necessary and outline in full actions you personally took to effect the outcomes you describe.
SAVED THE WORLD .. end of!
How would your colleagues describe you?
Psychopathic,delusional,deceitful,intolerant, brooding,bitter, loner. References can be supplied if required.
Reason for leaving.
English Hostility.
Existing medical conditions.
See appendices A & B. But I’m all better now.
Hobbies.
He he..sounds a bit like.. erm..I like writing fantasy novels. Long walks alone..watching TV alone..generally just being alone.
Any other information that would help to further your application?
I personally moved millions of children out of Tory poverty and into deeper Labour poverty. I can get many of the questions right on ‘are you smarter than a 10 year old.’ I know Tony Blair, and he knows everyone. Also I learned the importance of making a tough decision. Eventually…
G.Brown
PM {former}
Brilliant Bill !
very good and chillingly real
Everyone lies on their CV and so I thought I’d do the same and focus on my plus points.
We must avoid a power vacuum. Therefore your committee has devised a means of keeping our spirits up whilst our host sobers…, sorry, returns from his important meeting.
We shall start with the Word Association Game.
You know the thing, I say a word and one of you says the first word that comes to your mind. Then, from this new word, the next person says the first word that comes to his mind and so on. OK?
Here goes:
BROWN
mental
insane
Bonkers
Conkers
defeated!
Yes Brown was defeated. But never let us forget how much damage he did to our country. Whether he intended it, it matters not. It happened, on his watch, because of his policies. Remembering it means telling our children about Bogeyman Brown, obviously not when they are too young but when they are in their teens and beginning to develop a political awareness. Pity that there is not a Brothers Grimm abroad now to tell the horror fairy tales, based upon reality in this instance, that will keep future generations warned against repeating the mistakes that he and his lot made. This brings us back to the start of this thread and completes it.
skidmarks
tubes (as in down the …)
fallopian
vagina
сunt
We think we can all agree that we have got back to the start on this one.
crash
burn
hell
Which is where Brown took us – back to the start then.
chingrinner
Blair
Tango
Orange
Red (as in the …)
Brown = back to start
Bust
Boob
False
Lies
Brown – all roads lead back here
disgrace…bigot
PR
disaster
Which sure equals Brown. Both the man and his effect.
fart
noxious
destructive
You can see where this is going – back to Brown again.
neanderthal
prehistoric
redundant
Yes – you guessed it – Brown. Back to where we started.
stench
corruption
What defines Brown’s term better than this word? As we started so we finish.
misfit
Brown by definition. Quickly back to start.
creepy
crawly
pest
Another track back to Brown closed down.
spin
The man who said not Flash – just Gordon eventually eclipsed the nineteenth century cotton trade in spinning. Problem is it did not work. Back to start.
Prudence
Dear
Yes! Oh sorry, you are playing the game. Thought my luck was in …
Out
Story of my life …. next!
Oh, sorry . I thought game was still on.
Off
pitch
turf
Astro
earth
@ both Bill & Two Dogs: toilet
turd
Brown (which was where we came in.)
out
In
Out
In (Sorry, I have been seeing my sex counsellor.)
shake it all about
Hokey-kokey
hanky-panky
cheating
Brown. (All my work on Principia Mathematica is now complete – we are back to the start again.)
ineluctably unelectable
Emotionally eviscerated.
Sociologically Defective.
systemically unsystematic
coward.
Noël
know all
swap shop
ignorant
Brown – where we started.
@ sockpuppet#4 “Pohs Paws”
smelly feet
Brown – who else? Back where we started yet again.
19 Hours since Guidos last tweet ?
If He has been Kidknapped , Should we have a whip round and pay the ranson ?
Nah. Keep the cash.
Was he caught lurking in the vaults with a few dozen barrels of black powder?
Cylindrical devices were found and they did contain a black substance but this was found to be a foaming liquid.
Was that Guinness or toner ink?
Both combined might be a pretty potent mix, Bill.
All in it together ???
George Osborne yesterday admitted he will lose less than £5 a week from his cuts.
The multi-millionaire Chancellor, who benefits from a £4million trust fund and gets a salary of £134,000 a year, confirmed he would barely be touched by his spending review.
Asked by Labour MP Chuka Umunna how it would affect his way of life, he replied: “I lose my child benefit, or rather my wife does.”
His admission came as he struggled to defend last month’s package as being “fair”, with the respected Institute for Fiscal Studies saying the poor would end up losing a bigger proportion of their incomes than the rich.
Institute figures show wealthy Mr Osborne would actually be £1,752 worse off a year.
Yet a family with an income of just under £16,000 would lose more than £1,100 and a household bringing in £47,000 in take home pay stands to be out of pocket by more than £2,200.
Mr Umunna said: “For people like yourself, it is not going to have a massive effect.” A rattled Mr Osborne then bleated: “I notice you often play the man rather than the ball.”
The Budget will be held on March 23 next year, the Chancellor announced yesterday.
Fuck off, there’s a good chap.
Would you have preferred if a multi millionaire HAD been in receipt of benefits designed for the poorest in society?
He’s not Baroness Uddin.
Labour MP Chuka Umunna, has he contracted horse polio?.
Crawl back under your rock, eh?
“Chuka Umunna”…………..not content with importing foreign plumbers, programmers, and cleaners, Labour have started importing MPs aswell.
Do any English people still vote for these cockroaches?
Iz it coz I iz black innit.
what the fuck’s wrong with you guys?
Greg’s gotta point, the recession and consequential cuts will not affect the lifestyle of any living (presumed) MP, FFS but it will affect lessser paid mortals – sounds like that’s okay with you – well, is it??
If anybody tries to sell me a newspaper I just punch him in the fucking gob. It’s the Labour way.
Then go back to my office and shag my secretary.
I repeat, we do not publish stories about thuggish Labour MPs.
Where’s saturday 7 up? did they catch G lurking in the cellars last night?
Call me Dave enjoying a pint (in an pub emptied by security, I bet), i’d like to see him in my local.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/8114630/David-Cameron-enjoys-a-pint-to-promote-British-Pub-Week.html?source=newswidget
Bet its on expenses !
I’ve emptied many a pub after a good vindaloo.
If I was his spinner I’d just get him to light up a Marlboro.
He pulls out a softpack, flips open the gold Dunhill and asks the barman if he minds?
The barman says “its against the law mate”..and Dave says
“Don’t worry about all that bollocks. I asked do YOU mind. Its your pub isn’t it? If you’ve no objection I’ll offer these around..You sort out a smoking room with some decent ventilation and I’ll fix the legislation tomorrow, Ok? Its getting a bit too chilly to have everyone in the beer garden in November surely? ”
“Are you sure you can swing it, Guv?” asks the Landlord.
and Dave says “Oh, I think so. I’ll insist that as we are all officially now ‘in it together’ {does air-quotes} Parliament has a better look at this or its a total smoking ban and London pub prices in the House of Commons.. now..anyone got an ashtray?”
Ahhh..Dreeeeaaam ..dream,dream dream, when I want you..in my..
{And I don’t even smoke! But its a pisser having to stand outside in the rain at Claridges because one of your mates does. }
For those belatedly attending a Guy-Fawkes party.
Please be aware of what Guy-Fawkes actually was.
He was THE original fall-GUY.
Most likely unwittingly set-up to PRETEND to attempt to destroy parliament and assassinate King James VI of Scotland. The whole sham was doomed to failure the second it started. This even if there had been sufficient gun-powder, or indeed ANY notable amounts of gun-powder under The HofC at the time.
Therefore Guy Fawkes and his co-conspirators did not fail to establishment Papal control of the British Isles, they greatly assisted in its perpetuation. This by creating the illusion that King James was in some way the enemy of The Roman Empires Church, when he and his entire bloodline where anything but.
This is the REAL reason why we still celebrate November 5th. In was one of the most successful papist inspired black-op’s known to mankind. The Stewart’s were CATHOLICS, whatever they might have claimed to be over 400 years ago. The Church of England is nothing more then a political construct, it is indeed Roman Catholic in all but name, as well as being catholic in name.
Surely any independent researcher looking into events at the time, and more especially events afterwards would be compelled to come to no other conclusion.
The lizards Atlas, don’t forget to tell them about the lizards.
Right. Doing very well so far, well done everyone – Dunkirk spirit!
The next game is the great one where we match up two horrible people in imaginary wedlock (or not) in order to spawn the most revolting offspring imaginable.
The Ghastly Parents’ Even Ghastlier Child Game
As last time, I shall set the ball rolling:
Dolly Draper and Hazel Blears
Me and Ann Widdecombe.
Stephen Hawking and Diane Flabbutt.
Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper (What they are? And they have? Oh fuck.)
Ken Livingstone and Margaret Beckett
MIND BLEACH, QUICKLY !!!
Fuck, I’m gonna need plenty of cock bleach after wanking off to this one.
I could give it a suck
Margaret Moran and Phil Woolas (they both have the time and the freedom to get together now).
John Ebenezer Brown and Jessie Elizabeth Souter.
*** applauds ***
Uuuuuurgh !!! Repulsive !!!
In the Spirit of Dunkirk I shall now piss right off.
Cheers mate. I’ll drink one to you here!
Mark Oaten and Nick Brown !
Now that would be a shit child !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/8114578/Barack-Obama-India-trip-jobs-hope-for-US-from-10-billion-trade-deal-says-President.html
Funny, we seem to have been here before. Did the UK a whiole lot of good, didn’t it ?
Good evening ladies.
How much?
They hate us……
‘Sexual predators’: Gang of Asian men weep as they are jailed for total of 32 years for abusing white girls as young as 12
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327056/Gang-Asian-sexual-predators-jailed-grooming-girls-young-12.html#ixzz14WUeLB00
That’s just the tip of the iceberg. It’s estimated that the number of abused young females runs into thousands.
Time to start repatriating these vermin.
After we’ve castrated them. of course.
Pathetic! You should see what I can do.
Wanted Dead or Alive
Or Copehagen interpretation.
If I had not read it here I would not have known they were on strike! Never watch the BBC news – too biased for my liking.
- G Brown, Manchester UK, 6/11/2010 11:55
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327208/BBC-Strike-Staff-strike-Christmas.html#ixzz14WbBl1kO
No repeats of the Royale Family and Gavin and Stacey Christmas specials..
What will we do. Watch a DVD? ..watch one of the other 51 freeview channels? Watch one of the other 598 Satellite channels?
Go out?
NEWSNET SCOTLAND is running a story entitled “Labour and the smear gone wrong” see
http://newsnetscotland.com/politics/928-labour-and-the-smear-gone-wrong-
A member of the public has claimed that a Labour party official in Scotland has been contacting Scottish newspaper journalists in an attempt to smear him after he instigated a Freedom of Information (FoI) request relating to the Wendy Alexander illegal donations scandal.
The man, David Ferguson, has alleged that a senior Scottish Labour official who is also an aide to one of Scotland’s most senior Labour MPs, sent an email to several Scottish newspaper journalists containing allegations about him that were untrue.
Posters on here may remember Guido blog ” Shoot to Kill Media Management ” regarding Rami Okasha Labours head of communications at the time.
http://order-order.com/2008/10/24/shoot-to-kill-news-management/
Rami Okasha is now Jim Murphy special advisor and he’s at the root of this.
Questions need to be asked.
Why is the Wendy Alexander donations FOI request denied?
How much does Murphy know??
How far will the Labour party go to with hold info from the public?
Which Scottish journalists were involved?
Read Wendygate & follow up account of intimidation and smears from within the Scottish Labour party and the Scottish MSM
http://newsnetscotland.com/
Somebody is either still pissed from the parliamentry karaoke or he has pissed off to France for the weekend !
It is unusual for Guido not to appear on his blog. I hope he is ok!
Andy Couslon is arrested for phone tapping Ministers’ telephones and Guido, Mr anti-politics, goes missing and doesn’t post all day.
Fawkes has been exposed as a Tory stooge and all his talk of anti-politics is just a load of shit innit.
Get your facts straight, arsehole. Whatever they’re saying on the BBC, Coulson hasn’t been arrested. He has simply attended a long-scheduled meeting with the Met as a witness.
Meanwhile Woolas has been banned from Parliament for 3 years and another Labour scumbag is being investigated by the police for assault, though the BBC have decided that this is no longer news.
They don’t get it, Jon, and they never will. GF takes his kid to Eurodisney and these scumbags claim some equivalence with election fraud. It shows how completely misplaced their thinking and moral standards are. Fuck them. Double fuck them. And fuck them again, to make sure.
And can’t remember his moniker and John expose themselves as Tory stooges as well.
Three stooges for the price of one!
Lovely.
The only thing exposed is your total ignorance.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20101106/twl-mass-rally-against-germany-s-nuclear-3fd0ae9.html
First the French-now the Germans!
Isn’t it about time,my morris dancing friends dahn saath,that you show some balls( like your continental neighbours) when your government does things to you for which you disapprove?
Nah……………………you have ALWAYS been a spineless lot-AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Our morris dancers are our secret weapon. Not affected by SALT I or SALT II.
You! read! Yahoo! News!?
“There’s no one quite like GrandMa
I wish she would shut up
She goes on and on about Christmas
And I have had enough”
sick of the christmas ads on tv already, still weekd to go
sick of the poppy fascism too who stands to gain?????
Poppies: the wounded ex-service personnel gain. I thought everyone knew that.
As for Xmas adverts, get rid of the TV. They’re so last-century and you really can live without them.
some concern over flooding in the Lake District again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-11697559
But this isn’t news when there’s floods and hurricanes and disasters to report from abroad
Anyone want some foreign aid? UK first to rescue the world at the cost of its own communities ….. bastards
Is guido a fellw member of the NUJ?
Our host has returned safely.
You are the Tory stooge, Guido Fawkes, and I claim my £5.
Well you are very wrong. So guess you owe me, pal. Trouble is you probably haven’t got a pot to piss in.
Off Topic Beeboid Rant!
This happened in England yesterday.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/10fbb5105482287
I had a call from someone who saw the cloud from 30 miles away, people working in the vacinity said it was like a nuclear bomb going off. Fire brigades from across the region were sent to help, The fire chief said if the wind had been blowing in the other direction 30,000 people would have had to evacuate the local towns and villages (potential HUGE Chemical plant explosion)
This HUGE story failed to make the striking louts at the BBC. It didn’t fullfill their striking criteria.
a) Is it where we live? NO – run story of truck falling off road in Surrey
b) It it where we go on holiday? NO – run story on old paint in Florence
c) Does it involve a community of non white British? NO – run Haiti story
This and equally important stories you’re never going to see or hear, thanks to the ME-ME-C.
With the return of our host, The Keep The Fort Committee hereby terminates its existence. Thank you everyone who contributed and thanks to our host.
The number of the beast!
Well, it was the number of the beast until someone cocked it up.
What a pity. This thread has lost its evilness now that it’s no longer got 666 comments.
There is nowhere in the country where more lies are peddled by Labour politicains than in Scotland along wuth their cohorts in the media. The classic one is to tell the electorate that if they don’t vote Labour they will get a Tory government. That didn’t happen but the electorate was persuaded by the lie to return all of the sitting Labour MPs.
After winning two by-elections Labour claim that they now know how to win elections. That is by telling lies.