October 30th, 2010

Happy Halloween

Watch out for the deficit denying undead zombies:


300 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh shit not again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Sorry Guido , But are you doing a piece on the USA mid terms ?

      • 7
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        I think Guido’s got enough on his plate dealing with the request for Irish Colonial Status

        • 80
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          That would serve him right for trying to catholicise us all.

          • Engineer says:

            At least they don’t nick your pullover if you become a catholic.

          • P. Doff says:

            Engineer… LOL, very funny quip.. haven’t heard that one before!

            BTW: When you respond to Billy Bowden’s posts (or should those be called stumps) do his replies address you as Farokh?

          • WHAT A SCOOP! says:

          • Ouch says:

            Eng: But they do of course get great tips.

          • wayne trombone (Czar) says:

            Delegates at Labour’s Scottish conference could barely conceal their shock as Ms Harman, who is known for her strict adherence to politically correct views, turned her fire on the Chief Secretary to the Treasury in the least correct way imaginable, mocking his red hair and comparing him to a squirrel.

    • 19
      London Geezer says:

      Ken Livingdead, Wee Georgie Gallowegia, Harman, The Brown Stuff, Bro Crow….all are pussies compared to

      DAME LAUREN BOOTH – proof positive that the Dead Still Walk the Earth…..the woman that the burka designers had in mind when they thought it up….

      Here she is….at a rally that bears many similarities to those held in Nuremberg in the last century…

      Be afraid, be very afraid

    • 34
      Andy Coulson says:

      Look Fawkes, we are in the right fucking shit here, the growth figures prove that the Labour government’s fiscal stimulus policy was working a treat and so we need you to keep harping on about Gordon Brown and accusing the Labour party of being deficit deniers, you know, link them to the Holocaust and anti-Semitism, that should keep attention diverted away from Gideon’s slash and burn the poor policies that will contract the economy.

      So if you could keep pumping out that false narrative to your spastic readers and keep banging on about Holocaust Deniers, er, I mean deficit deniers, it will be greatly appreciated by the Conservative government.

      Cheers, pal, see you for drinks next week sometime?

      • 44
        Steve Miliband says:

        Very weak

      • 57
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        I don’t know what you’re on, but you’re wasting your Jobsearch money on it.

        • 76
          Engineer says:

          In this case, ‘Jobshirk’ might be nearer the mark.

          • MONG MAYK A FUNNEE says:

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      • 74
        Kim Jong-Un says:

        This is one month’s work for the Leftie brain.

        Brouhahaha

        BROUHAHAHAHA!!!

        • 140
          MONG MAYK A FUNNEE says:

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          • JH says:

            Aaah. Isn’t it sweet? Like watching an embarrassing uncle getting ‘down’ with his niece’s boyfriend and his mates.

            Lefties trying to mimic the humorous bile of the right. Priceless, and painfully obvious.

    • 102
      Up sh1t creek says:

      When you have nothing intelligent to say Harriet, keep your gob shut.

      • 158
        Mr Ned says:

        Under Queen Victoria, Britain had an empire so large that it was said that the sun never set on it. Our navy ruled the waves; we governed over a billion people, with a government democratically elected exclusively by men.

        Now we are ruled by unelected European bureaucrats, we rule no one, and most of the people we did rule have had civil wars and are now ruled by despots, and our navy is almost down to its last rowing boat.

        Is it just me, or is it time we sent the women back to the kitchen? Listening to Harman, I think it is.

      • 202
        AnotherAnon. says:

      • 220
        The "Robert Maxwell" Chancellor says:

        if she took ur advice she’d be fucking dumb.

      • 234
        Hiram Holiday says:

        She would be mute for life.

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be trick or treating tomorrow night.

    • 9
      The Kirkcaldy Community Centre says:

      Ok so we’ve laced the fizzy orange with arsenic and injected cyanide sugar solution in to the mini Mars bars, right we’re all read to go.

      Fingers crossed eh!

    • 160
      Mr Ned says:

      I have decided what I will do for Halloween. I shall go trick-or-treating in Bradford and wear a costume which is guaranteed to terrify people at their front doors.

      I shall be dressed as an immigration officer.

      • 176
        General Melchard says:

        No need for a costume in Portsmouth South we just take a life size cut out of Mike Hancock MP round thats enough to scare the shit out of anyone. we get lots of treats and the some of the ladys are giving us Teddy Bears ????????

  3. 3
    Polly Tuscany says:

    I’ve found a final solution to this cold wintery weather. Hubby and I will be going to our lovely villa in Italy. Bye, proles.

    • 23
      Tony Blair Millionaire says:

      After all those scary Halloween Headlines from the Grauniad about the Coalitions Final Solution for poor people…Dame Polly of Tuscany & I will be giving away our vast property portfolios to those poor victims unable to live in NW or Central London.

  4. 5
    Classics can't be beat says:

  5. 6
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Tim Lovejoy here , Just wanted to wish you all a great weekend and the fact that i am a legend .

    Thank you .

  6. 8
    A kid who called at Gordon's house says:

    Boohoohoohoohoo! Waaaaah!! Mummeeeeee!!!

  7. 10
    Tell Harpy what you think of her says:

    harmanh@parliament.uk

  8. 11
    White Van Man says:

  9. 12
    White Van Man says:

  10. 13
    Polly says:

    Oh Gordon you look so strong and in control , It makes my knickers go slightly damp .

  11. 14
    Couldn't Be Arsed says:

    it could explode somewhere

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8098779/Bomb-found-on-cargo-plane-in-UK-was-viable.html

    of course a bomb could explode , they would say that wouldn’t they, we’ve only their word for it

    keep ‘em scared, keep ‘em on their feet, UK Gov official policy

    • 62
      Cheese Lover says:

      Remind me of how many illegal wars the current government have taken us into.

      as for the previous gov…ohhh, plenty.

      • 104
        Tony Blair says:

        My wars were quite legitimate, as they were on behalf of American oil companies, and they made me very very very rich.

        And if a hundred thousand working-class men, women and children died? What of it? They were foreign. I care not.

        PS: I’m very very very rich, and I pay tens of thousands of pounds every year to hide my wealth from you oiks.

        • 196
          Atlas shrugged says:

          Dear Tony

          Are you claiming that if these innocent civilians were not foreign, that you would care even slightly more?

          I beg to differ.

          Psychopaths working for psychopaths within a wholly psychopathic system of control, have not generally shown themselves to care about any thing but their own power, wealth, and status.

          I believe you when you say that you are not in anyway a racist.

          History shows us time and time again, that people like you can, will and often do murder countless thousands completely regardless of racial back-ground, as a means to your Fabian Ends, without loosing so much as a seconds sleep.

        • 199
          Tossflap Watch Is Back With A Vengeance!!!! says:

          You are a lying, treasonous and genocidal tossflap.

          ‘Nuff said.

  12. 15
    BBC in Harman rodent report shock says:

    They’re actually covering Harpy’s disgusting comments. I’m shocked. I’m sure the footsoldiers at ZaNew Liebore will be in touch with Helen Boaden with instructions on re-educating staff.

    • 17
      White Van Man says:

      They’re reporting that Harpy has apologised for said remarks, before Harpy issued an apology they (BBC News) didn’t run the story.

      • 39
        Rat's arse says:

        That’s the BBC/Labour coalition for you white van man!

      • 51
        And another thing says:

        What about the foot soldiers who applauded. How many of them are going to appologise?

        • 79
          Kim Jong-Un says:

          I notice that ferret Kinnock is keeping schtumm.

          • Midnight feaster says:

            Aaagh!! Another ginger (see a few posts up)… There is no end to them. we are doomed.

            PS: Wasn’t Scargill a ginger too? see what I mean???

        • 275
          Nick2 says:

          I noted that Channel4 News did cover it, but couldn’t stop themselves ending the piece with a reference to the ‘savage welfare cuts’. Whatever they report, the left leaning focus is overwhelming.

    • 47
      Steve Miliband says:

      They had a team of 175 to cover the conference

    • 156
      AnyDirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

      If anyone outside the Labour Party had made such remarks just what would she have been calling them, I wonder? Time for a prosecution for incitement.

  13. 16
    Ratsniffer says:

    No matter how bad Gordon McZombie was, how much he screwed up the country and our economy, his tribe of un-dead followers will still carry on trying to suck the tax payer’s blood and pretend that it was all America’s fault.

    • 109
      Red Milliband says:

      Fault? What fault? Nothing bad happened over the last 13 years. If anything’s wrong now, it’s the Tories’ fault.

      BTW, do you like my New Generation? Suspiciously like the Old Generation, except it’s New. But it’s different, because before, Hattie was deputy leader, whereas now Hattie’s deputy leader. And that ueber-cretin Balls was in the cabinet before, and now he’s in the shadow cabinet. And all the other losers are still there. So it’s different.

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    If Harriet thinks it's appropriate to call people childish names... says:

    Then it’s open season! Add your own to the following list!

    Gordon Brown is a scotch cyclops with asperger’s.

    John Prescott is an illiterate morbidly obese whale.

    Bob Jobsworth is a useless lazy ferret.

    Hazel Blears is a troughing leprechaun.

    Ed Balls is a slimy c unt with a speech impediment and a blinking tic.

    Harriet Harman is an evil, lying, two faced, hypocritical, loathsome c unt.

  16. 21
    Dark Lord says:

    What a mature and serious politician Harperson is. Let us have a serious debate – NOT.

  17. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Any comment from Guido on Harman ?

    • 29
      Albi Here says:

      I don’t think anybody needs to comment on what Harriet Harpy says ,she shows what type of sh*te she is just by opening her toff champagne swigging white man hating two faced lieing ugly gob.

      • 30
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Not a fan then ?

      • 53
        Maximus says:

        Obviously Hattie the Harperson has been hanging around this blog — but why does she have Hazel the Blear on her mind? and why right now? is she missing her hair pie?

      • 61
        Maximus says:

        And Hattie: ‘We are here in the west coast of Scotland, where there is a long-standing fishing community and we are second to none in our support for the fishing industry. But by next May we want Salmon and Sturgeon to be an endangered species.’

        Talk out both sides of your arse if you like, you often do, but the latest from Pacific rivers is that the salmon numbers this autumn are running at 10 times what they were last year. If it is repeated in Scotchland (and there’s reason to think the numbers are connected with cyclic weather patterns) your comments will just look typically moronic. But then salmon fishing is what toffs do, right? Toffs and Charlie Whelan. Me, I think I will design myself a special wet fly and call it the Hattiewidowmaker.

    • 55
      And another thing says:

      We’ve got a stuffed red squirrel ( long story ). From now on his name is Danny FH
      (Fuck Harperson )

    • 77
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      The comments were a little rich, coming from a pig in knickers !!

      • 89
        Cheese Lover says:

        Why the fuck is Harperson relevant any more, and why are her proposals on “equality” (unless you happen to be a white, heterosexual male) still going ahead, full steam?

        • 117
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Because Cameron’s letting her insanities go ahead, full steam? Because he’s a tosspot c*unt.

          And she is still deputy leader of Red Milliband’s all-too-familiar ‘new generation’ Labour.

  18. 24
    Red Squirrel says:

    Nuts! Who-o-le Hazelnuts!
    Owh!

    Gordon eats them and he covers them in chocolate!

  19. 27
    Ian E says:

    It started in America!

  20. 33
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Calos Tezez will ask for a transfer in the summer from Man city

  21. 38
    mugwump says:

    The McZombies : a pointed stake a piece and a bloody great hammer should do the trick – except for the Harpie, she’ll need at least half a dozen.

  22. 40
    Gordon Brown says:

    Clocks go back an hour tomorrow. That means an extra hour in my cot! Yay!

  23. 43
    Looner says:

    I deny I have ginger pubes. Fetch me a rodent mmmmm

    • 92
      Cheese Lover says:

      The correct phrase is:

      “Fanta Pubes” (unisex)

      Tango Testicles (White, hetro, working male)

      Ginger twats.

  24. 45
    Looner says:

    Stimulate me fiscally Harriet mmm

    • 73
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      Stimulate?? I would rather have a ham shank !!!

  25. 46
    Ginger Rodent says:

    Look I’ve got enough on my plate with all these illegal gray bastards coming over and nicking all our nuts, where are they all flocking in from Gordon?

    • 54
      David Attenborough says:

      The Indian sub continent and Eastern Europe, mainly. Fascinating creatures, don’t you think?

      • 98
        P. Doff says:

        I’ve only ever seen red squirrels in France… thought it was in Western Europe though, but after too much wine what the fuck do I know!

    • 110
      Gordon Brown says:

      That was a disaster!

      You should never have put me with that rat.
      Whose idea was that?

      “Its Sue I think”

      It’s just ridiculous, she just a sort of bigoted ginger rat who said she used to vote Labour!

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    Good on Danny says:

    Danny Alexander’s response on Twitter was priceless. He said “I’m proud to be ginger, and rodents do important work clearing up mess left by others. The red squirrel deserves to survive, unlike Labour.”

  28. 63
    Highlight of the week from PMQs says:

    I think the line “And please, Mr Speaker, can you ask him not to keep blaming us” is candidate for most hilarious political remark of the year.

  29. 64
    George Lyon says:

    They aren’t fit to be in opposition, let alone in government!

  30. 67
    Harperson says:

    Suffer little children to come unto me.

    • 72
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      I hear that some women smell of fish and have never worked in a fish processing factory !!

      • 113
        Number 10's cat says:

        And there’s me thinking pollytwaddle had a half eaten tuna sandwich in her hand bag.

        O/T I told Mrs Cat about that woman who hopes Maggie burns in hell, and she said

        “I hope the spiteful bitch buries all her grandchildren.”

        Dangerous creatures, women.

  31. 70
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Harry Harperson is showing her true colours…… taking the piss out of ginger people, I suspect she would not abuse mooslims, effnics, blicks, lesbainians or raspberry ripples !!

    is it true her beloved husband when at home has to sit to take a p*ss??

  32. 71
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Hairy Hooperson is showing ‘er true colours…… taking the p*ss out of ginger people, I suspect she would not abuse moooslims, efffnics, bliicks, lesbainians or raspberry ripples !!

    Is it true her beloved hoosband, when at home, has to sit to take a p*ssh??

  33. 84
    Engineer says:

    So Halloween is tomorrow night. When’s Goodbyeween?

  34. 91

    This is an affront to humanity
    But then so am I

  35. 96
  36. 99
    Anagram fuckwit says:

    Instrumentation shit stain huffy boot ah ma

  37. 101
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Why do they call me Harridan Harmanhater ??

    • 112
      Ink Jet says:

      Because androgynous, bile-fuelled, hate-filled, socialist hypocrite doesn’t have such a ring to it?

  38. 103
    Decisions, Decisions says:

    Polly Tuscany and Harridan Harpy, only one bullet. What to do?

  39. 106
    I Hate New Labour says:

    Gordon Brown: C U Next Tuesday…

    That is all.

  40. 118
    Down with Brown! says:

    Ed Milliband also has a face that could scare small children.

    • 129
      Tessa Tickles says:

      He has a face that scared the whole Labour Party into not voting for him.

      Shame about the Unions.

    • 210
      White Van Man (late night edition) says:

      He looks like the result of 1950′s B movie Frankenstein type genetic experiment, a messed up fusion of DNA from Forest Gump Mr Bean Stalin and Bill Gates. Grown and nurtured in a large boiling vat of self-righteous sanctimonious smug politically correct socialist champagne, then brought to life with a huge spark of electricity from three offshore wind farms. Did you know he actually breaths in carbon dioxide and breaths out pure oxygen and his inner ear doesn’t have a anvil & stirrup but a hammer & sickle.

  41. 122
    OMG, LOL, ROFL.. wtf?! says:

    Anyone watching ITV4 snooker right now? It would appear that professional football players and their supporters have found a place to drink and leer at female referees.

    Embarrassing doesn’t even come in to the equation.

    I wonder how many ‘security’ are in attendance. Is it a live broadcast (with a dump button) or delayed by a healthy 20+ minutes?

    Even the (100% female) referees sound and look like they’d prefer to be at home instead. The commentators sound incredulous too.

    Welcome to circus Britain!

  42. 124
    A Scotsman says:

    The economy is undergoing above expected growth, due to my fiscal legacy.

    Now watch George Osborne lead us into a double dip recession for purely idealogical goals.

  43. 126
    Gordon Brown says:

    All kids are welcome to come trick or treating at my house.

  44. 132
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “My imaginary friend is totally insane”, too.

    • 177
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Fan – bloody – tastic! I have already re-used it, shamelessly, multiple times! I thank you for brightening my life.

  45. 133
    Bow down to your Mong God windowlickers says:

    • 143
      LOL THE LEFT WING STILL HAVEN'T GOT OVER HER ALL THESE YEARS LATER LOOOOOOOOOL says:

      • 145
        New Labour says:

        And what was her greatest achievement?

        • 170
          nell says:

          Her greatest achievement , is that she did so well as PM , and as a consequence the labour party are still fixated on her.!!

          She resigned in 1990 (20 years ago!!!) , she was the first and only woman PM and the longest serving ever ( I think I’m right in saying).

          She took on the troughing miners leader and the leaching unions and won.

          She faced down the Argentinians, so successfully, that bliar with his popularity on a dive stupidly thought he could replicate the act, and so rejuvenate his fan club , by taking us into ir++aq!

          Will we, not left wing folks,still be obsessing over gordon , in the same way, in 2030?!

          • Et tu, nell? says:

            Will you, as a die hard Conservative, still be obsessing over stabbing her in the back in 2010?

          • nell says:

            Nope. I’m not fixated on her.

            I am fascinated by gordon. The man ‘married’ to sarah.

            The gordon who said ‘ I’ve cured boom and bust’ and then when everything went head over heels said ‘it all started in America’

            The labour pm who called a rock solid labour voter ‘ a bigot’

            The professional son of the manse with a moral compass who threw nokias about his office and physically and verbally abused his staff.

            This is trash labour and entertainment. hattyharpic tonight proved their entertaining days are not over yet!

            Enjoy!!

          • Turnip Taliban says:

            nell squats in the Brown’s bins rifling through them and sniffing Sarah’s used tampons

            she’s a classy old boot

          • Susie says:

            It was the EU-loving traitors who stabbed her in the back, not true Conservatives at all.

            However that’s about to change… there’ll come a time when they can’t sit on the fence.

      • 168
        Margaret Thatcher the most successful Conservative Leader Ever says:

        Isn’t that the lady the Conservative party assassinated?

        • 197
          Tony Blair the most successful Labour leader ever says:

          The poor dear I know the feeling………

        • 207
          Atlas Shrugged says:

          Not at all. The Conservative Party’s membership, or any other political party’s membership, have bugger all to do with anything.

          The establishments very useful IRA certainly had a go, but the political assassination was specifically a Bilderberg job.

          You don’t say NO NO NO to the establishment and expect to be around for much longer. A lesson most surely not lost on Blair,Brown, and Cameron..

          Come to think about it, you don’t claim that MI6 documents were sexed-up, if you want to attend your daughters wedding either.

    • 201
      LOL THE RIGHT WING STILL HAVEN'T GOT OVER STABBING HER IN THE BACK ALL THESE YEARS LATER LOOOOOOOOL says:

      • 208
        yesbut says:

        Then they went on to win an election they would of certainly lost had Maggie still been PM. Pity Millitwat (elder) didn’t have the same bottle, ruthless bastards torys, they probably killed Caesar as well.

        • 231
          Red Hot Poker says:

          FFS – would H A V E.

          How many more fucking times do we have to point this out to these illiterate fuckwits?

  46. 134
    Just wanted to say says:

    Yusuf Islam is a fucking c unt who shouldn’t be allowed to live here.

    That is all.

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    ModBot says:

    Please don’t mention hippies, weirdy beardies, corduroy jackets or elbow patches, junk, weed, pot or E, because you’ll be moderated.

  49. 157
    AnyDirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    Is the nokia chucker in the clink yet?

  50. 171
    White Van Man says:

    Very interesting video for the layman, a must see!

    • 214
      Susie says:

      Russia Today is fantastic for not only its impartiality, you always get both sides of an argument allotted equal airtime, but also giving interesting and informed experts like Dr Rotheram airtime.

      • 240
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        According to the BBC the only person opposed to EU membership is Nigel Farage, who they occasionally indulge in the token obsessive nutter role.
        Meanwhile, millions are ignored completely or dismissed as xenophobic little englanders, by the same highly “impartial” organisation.
        Of course the very same highly “impartial” BBC who take money from the EU, never breathe a word of critisism against the corrupt and fraud driven fascist empire either.

        • 296
          Nick2 says:

          The problem is that LibLabCon are more or less factions of the same organisation – more like Japanese political groupings than British political parties. That, and the state broadcasters (BBC/Ch4) always interviewing the same people about the same issues.

          As for Farage, he’s more entertaining than many (most?) other UK politicians, he’s economically literate, has owned his own business. For those reasons alone he’s mocked & attacked during media appearances by both other interviewees and interviewers (such as Paxman trying to make lame jokes about his surname).

  51. 172
    nell says:

    Okay so yem++en has now become the bad boy of the terr==orist community.

    So why are our lads still in afgh++anistan??!!

  52. 173
    Herman "jolly old fellow Englishman down the pub, vot ho" Rumpoy says:

    In recognizition of Herr Cameron’s total and decisive victory in Europe, i vill only be requiring another half a billion of your Britisher pounds in the next financial year.
    In front of us lies Europe, vizin us beats Europe, and behind us marches Europe!

    • 180
      nell says:

      I wonder where the leftwing EU is going to be in twenty years?

      Like the British Empire I suspect it’s going to be in sad decline.

      rompuy and gordon’s ‘trash baroness ashton’ are going to be long gone.

      The world is moving slowly to the right – I can’t imagine the left EU is going to cut much of a clout in world politics in 5 years/ 10 years time.

      • 203
        You have to laugh says:

        Indeed Nell you hear the lefties foam at the mouth when talking about Great Britain being a ‘colonial power’ and how the days of the ‘Empire’ are behind us now and yet…….what do they scramble and grasp to replicate themselves without realising the irony;

        A European Empire.

        It will all end in tears for the lefties of course, but they will never listen to their betters.

      • 209
        Atlas Shrugged says:

        Dear Nell

        Please don’t let your wishful thinking cloud your rational judgment.

        The EU will survive and prosper, it is the ordinary people of Europe that are going down the pan, or maybe up the exhaust pipe.

        People have been logically and very wrongly predicting the demise of The EU since before it ever got off of the ground. Unfortunately reports of the death of The EU were always found to be overstated.

        The EU will prosper wholly because of the incredibly powerful powers that are behind it. Powers that few know still exist, or even ever existed.

        The same powers that gave us The UN have forced on us The EU. Therefore please take the time to find out, or work out who represents this power, and all will become perfectly clear.

        • 216
          Ewanme says:

          Hiya , Shruggers xx .

          Nice to hear from you , again , babes .

          Surely tho , all these huge institutions , that is killin us , depend on you an me fuellin them wiv our dosh ??

          Wot happens if we don’t bovver payin them ???

          lol

          E x .

        • 221
          Conspiracy theory? What conspiracy theory says:

          Atlas rocks (when he has finished shrugging).

      • 218
        Susie says:

        The Euro will fail and the EU with it — it nearly happened last summer. I just hope we’re at sufficient distance to avoid the debris.

        • 223
          Poor Bill says:

          It was and is expected to end in civil war.

          1 ID cards and DNA records for everyone

          2 CCTV on every corner ( Cowardly Copper Telly Vision)

          3 90 day detenstion without trial (That 3 months)

          • I Remember You Hoo says:

            4: The assumtion of guilt, requiring the individual to prove innocence.

            5: The complete removal of any meaningfull democratic process.

            6: Manipulating total interdependence, both financial and military.

            7: Absolute personal control via technology and enviromental tax.

          • David Camoron says:

            Yup. That’s the plan.

            Any problem with it? Yes? Tough.

  53. 178
    nell says:

    So now terr==orists are putting b==ombs onto cargo planes.

    Does that suggest that they are intelligent?!

    • 195
      South of the M4 says:

      No kudos in blowing up cargo planes. You kill two people and delay the post. Something does not stack up in this story.

      • 219
        Susie says:

        Not if you make that call when the plane’s over Chicago.

        • 284
          Poor Bill says:

          Delay the post !

          One of the first tricks of the old (1900s-1920s) IRA was to steal the push-bikes from the local postmen.

          No one killed or hurt, however no post could be delivered.

          In the countryside very effective. (Try walking 12-15 miles with a heavy post bag)

          Disrupting the Royal Mail, upsetting the Tax man.

          It was a start,,,,,

      • 245
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Criminal Interference Agency pawprints everywhere. Proles getting uppity about personal freedom? Get the terror bag out, to rally them back towards government “protection”.

        • 248
          Tin Foil Hat Watch says:

          nutter

          • I Remember You Hoo says:

            Know nothing drone.

            The Criminal Interference Agency, is not and never has been, the organisation, such gullible fools as you, imagine. You clearly have no actual knowledge at all do you?

          • Anonymous says:

            I agree. The Yanks have a history of discovering bomb/terrurrrr plots just before national holidays, so that their media can obsess over them. Bearing in mind that the first (truck) b+mb attack on the W+rld Tr+de C+ntre was at least monitored, if not facilitated by US Intelligence, it’s not so far fetched to suspect that this is also a stunt.

  54. 179
    Dick Robinson says:

    Just listened to the latest Any Questions. I was happy to hear Peter Hitchens verbally slap down Baroness Warsi on the supposed “great success” of Dave’s recent EU negotiations.

    Also quite pleased to hear a BBC audience cheer a call to withdraw from the EU. Not heard anything like that for yonks!

  55. 181
    Harriet Harman says:

    And they’ve got P*ki’s, Sp*cs, W*ps, N*gg*rs and Y*ds in their party.
    All with ginger skinhead coiffures.

  56. 184
    YokshireLad says:

    We can ask the question “Where’s Gordon?” this Friday. I thought he would have been on the panel of Any Questions from Kirkaldy next Friday evening.

    • 259
      The Bullshit Brainwashing Corporation says:

      He’s taken a wrong turn somewhere into a closet. (But you didn’t hear it here.)

  57. 191
    Ginger rodent from the highlands says:

    YouGov/Sunday Times 29/10/10 T42 L37 D13

    Labour = fucked on HB

  58. 206
    George Galloway says:

    Hi. Just dropped by to say Islam is peace. I’m off to enjoy my wealth and support lunatic dictator Madmood Amadinnerjacket.

  59. 224
    White Van Man (late night edition) says:

    To kill it, you must first understand it!

    http://tinyurl.com/35lgkx4

    Good night

  60. 225
    D L George says:

    Last year, Tesco banned a card saying ‘Happy Christmas, even if you’re ginger”, it offended people apparently.

    Now that the new ‘Harriet Harpie’ law of telling offensive jokes can land the company/employer/etc in court with a law suit, even if you weren’t there, weren’t on the recieving end and didn’t hear the joke till much later, can Harridan now be hung by her own petard?

    Can we sue her? If we can’t can Liebour members?. As there’s no date on this law, can we join the party and then sue?

    • 237
      Albi Here says:

      You know laws only apply to us mugs,you wouldn’t expect these pieces of slime especially the toff harfemale to even think that the law applies to them.

    • 258
      Ginger says:

      Where can I get a card that reads ‘Happy Christmas, even if you do shop at Tesco’ ?

  61. 233
    Be afraid says:

    Yep!!!

  62. 238
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Something strange happened in the Ape house last night. When I woke up this morning I found that all the clocks had been turned back! I think Gordon Brown must have been here; perhaps he has a new plan of turning back the clocks to the time when he saved the world!

    Did he really say that? Did a prime minister of (once) Great Britain say that he saved the world? Did he say it in the House of Parliament? On television and in front of the nation?

    What could have been on his mind.

  63. 246
    Willie Twitch says:

    OH GORDON WHERE ARE YOU?

    Answers on a postcard.

  64. 247
    The Ginger Rodent says:

    O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
    
    
    cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, 
    
    it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. 
    
    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt

  65. 249
    Greg Beales says:

    DAVID Cameron was yesterday accused of hypocrisy – for cutting housing benefit to less than what he used to claim from taxpayers for his second home.

    The multi-millionaire Prime Minister played the Commons expenses system to receive £21,000 a year towards his mortgage.

    But ConDem cuts mean families won’t be able to get more than £400 a week, or £20,800 a year.

    Shameless Mr Cameron claimed yesterday that helping hard-up families with rent of more than £20,000 was “extravagant”.

    Political blogger, Guido Fawkes said: “This just goes to highlight the hypocrisy of this Government, hammering hard-working families while they live expensive lifestyles at taxpayers’ expense.

    “It proves that cutting housing benefit is nothing to do with saving money – it is an attack on the poor. This could be David Cameron’s poll tax.”

    • 256
      Tessa Tickles says:

      “But ConDem cuts mean families won’t be able to get more than £400 of other people’s money a week, or £20,800 of other people’s money a year.”

      Thank fuck for that. This is the only decent thing Camoron’s done to date.

      • 261
        Greg Beales says:

        Please educate yourself about the Tories

        When it comes to cuts, George Osborne likes to say “we’re all in this together”. But Channel 4 has just revealed that along with two other Cabinet ministers, he’s avoiding paying tax. He pays accountants to find loopholes which help him dodge £1.6 million.

        “Legal” tax dodges like this cost the rest of us billions. They mean some of the richest people in the UK get away with paying less tax than the poorest. How can we trust George Osborne to be doing all he can to close tax loopholes when he is using them himself?

  66. 251
    Sing if you're glad to be Gaygue says:

  67. 265
    Guido says:

    Cabinet minister ‘has investments in offshore tax haven’ (19 Oct)
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news…tax-haven.html

    The latest just ensures his departure. Apparently you won’t see many MPs coming to his defence – he’s not much liked in Parliment.

    • 271
      Guido says:

      George Osborne Avoids Tax
      Millionaires in the Cabinet are caught up in a row over their fortunes.

      Chancellor George Osborne, International Development Secretary Andrew Mitchell and Transport Secretary Philip Hammond are said to have used “wealth management” schemes to protect their personal riches.

      Channel 4′s Dispatches believes Mr Osborne could save £1.6million in inheritance tax when he gains £4million from a trust fund.

      It also alleged Mr Mitchell has invested at least £130,000 in two property funds based in a Caribbean tax haven.

      And Mr Hammond may save more than £25,000 a year in tax by transferring his shares in a property firm to his wife’s name, it claimed.

      All three ministers strongly deny any wrongdoing

    • 273
      Tessa Tickles says:

      “he’s not much liked in Parliment.”

      Who is much liked in Parliament? They’re all c*unts.

    • 279
      It'sAlreadyTooLate says:

      Doesn’t it warm your heart to see our Europia Contributions are being well spent.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8098792/European-Commission-spent-124000-on-gay-activists-conference.html

  68. 269
    • 277
      David Camoron says:

      Don’t worry. I absolutely guarantee that spending won’t increase at all. Or more than 2.9%. More than 4%. 5%. Perhaps 6%. No more than that. I promise.

      tee hee hee.

      • 290
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        You can promise all you want Davey boy, truth is, you can’t do anything to stop them taking precisely what they want.
        You know it, we know it and they know it too. All the cast iron pledges, constitutional locks and keys in your LaLa Land fantasy world, can do nothing at all to prevent them.
        Do yourself a favour and stop bullshitting us all.
        Your party, like the Labour Quislings that preceded you, sold this country out and the people with it.

  69. 278
    A ginger beer rodent says:

    Thatcher: “No! No! No!”
    bit.ly
    A heavily edited version of Margaret Thatcher&#39s statement of 30 October 1990 to the House of Commons on the European Council meeting at Rome held on 27/28 Oc…

  70. 280
    • 286
      Tessa Tickles says:

      If Camoron had any integrity, he would wave that report at the next EU meeting and state, “this is why you’re not getting another penny out of Britain.”

      If (as Hague wants us to believe) we’re a sovereign state, there will be nothing the EU can do about it. Our contributions won’t rise at all.

      But Hague’s a liar, and Camoron’s a traitor with no integrity at all.

      • 294
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        I find it hard to believe that anyone takes Billy Vague seriously at all. This is a man who poses as a heterosexual and ardent EU sceptic, yet who accompanies young men in hotel bedrooms and has stated on the record, that there is no concievable instance, in his opinion, of the UK ever leaving the EU, no matter how disadvantageous the relationship was to the UK’s interests.

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    • 291
      AlloAlloAlloS&MIsIt? says:

      I like this piece

      The guide, drawn up by the Metropolitan Police, Britain’s largest police force, warns against interrupting a pagan ceremony.

      It adds: “Some ceremonies include a blindfolded, naked participant, whose hands may be bound. This is in accordance with ritual and has the full consent of the participant.”

  73. 293
    Tapestry says:

    I thought I’d seen the ”Labour undead zombies” parallel somewhere before. Guido adds ‘deficit-denying’ to undead zombies and gets another hit. How does he do it?

    http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/09/labour-hits-brick-wall-of-pointlessness.html


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“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”



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