Finally An A-Polly-Gee
In a rare move for the belligerent and hyperactive columnist, Polly Toynbee this morning apologised for the inflammatory language that Guido highlighted the other day, when she compared a slight tweak in government benefits policy to the slaughter of six million Jews. On her “final solution” comment she said:
“Yes, it was over the top, a slip of the pen, made worse by the fact that it was put in the headline. I regret it.”
Savour the moment, Guido doesn’t imagine we will get another half-apology any time soon…
She’s still a bitch-hag!
I still didn’t receive any reply to my letter of complaint to the Guardian. Even the BBC responds to complaints. OK, the BBC looks at the complaint and says, “we looked at your complaint, and decided that we are right”, but at least it is something.
Toynbee and the BBC use inflamatory language to attract attention because most intelligent people already know nothing of substance comes from these expensive but useless sources. Their complete biased views are of little importance or interest. It would be in the interest of sensible debate that both services were dispensed with.
Fat bitch could also afford to lose a lot of weight as well. She could give the proceeeds (savings from food) to Children in need.
According to the perverse views and opinions of the left, if she lost weight, it would be helping mitigate climate change too.
Oh dear !!!!!
* Interest rates likely to start rising in 2011
* Scottish and Southern Energy (SSE) is putting up its domestic gas tariffs by 9.4% at the start of December.
* VAT 20% Jan 1st
* Workers pension contributions about to be hiked ( NI cont increase by the back door )
* Petrol prices £1.05 per litre May 2010 – £1.20 Oct 2010.
* Inflation remains stubbornly at 3% +
* Private and public pay froze or cut. Bankers and city toss boys 55% pay rise.
* £400 million more contribution to EU
* Middle income middle class families battered. Child benefits, Uni fees etc.
Errrrrrrr All in all isn’t this squeezing the middle majority with a collection of direct and stealth taxes……..I blame the BBC….YAWN
Cast Iron Dave gives away another £500 million a year to EUSSR!
How do we spin this?
1) We are part of a coalition so Dave could not hold out for cut.
2) Lisbon Treaty, signed by Brown approved by Blair, has “castrated” Dave’s ability to hold out as he was outvoted?
And isn’t that just the trouble with all of these ZaNuLieBor fuckwits!
If it isn’t Millipede Minimus lying about councils block-booking B&B’s it’s Postman Pat Johnson spouting bollox about child benefit on WatO.
They just lie and blow everything up with their faux-outrage hyperbole to enrage the sheeple, the brain-dead fucks who still vote for them.
Can we change the nomenclature and refer to these idiots as the “stoople” from now on?
It clearly is the ‘final solution’ some of these people might be removed from Westminster in packed trains out to Richmond. It’ll be just like the Jews in Occupied Paris, I’m sure they were removed from their homes in the centre of Paris and forced out to Neuilly-sur-Seine. I can’t wait for the movie.
Cripes!
I don’t know why, but I suddenly recalled King Edward the seconds murder at Berkeley Castle in the fourteenth century.
On the night of 11 October while lying on a bed [the king] was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress… weighed him down and suffocated him, a plumber’s iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his anus so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines. — Thomas de la Moore.
I wonder what made be think of that? I must be getting senile…
Ampers
Of course he’s not apologising – Pasha Bojo is from immigrant stock.
The rest of the traitor liblabcons have obviously had enough of living near the smelly immigrants they allowed into the country and so are expelling them from central London. Bojo can’t wait for millions of his Turkish relatives to flood into the metropolis.
The liblabcons are all treasonous cυnts.
The BBC headline at that link of guido’s:
“Are the Tories being bullied?”
…unsaid, aw diddums. are the poor towies being bully wullied den?
Why not ask, “Are labour and the media behaving like hypocritical bigots and deliberately using the offensive, inflammatory language of hate, in place of rational debate and reason?”
It was the left wing that raised and used these offensive words, then they get upset when the tories respond in rejection.
Polly just well apologise, the comparison between Hitler’s Final Solution against Jewish people and the Conservatives slinging thousands of hundreds of hardworking people out of their homes and into slum housing is entirely inapporopriate.
I am surprised to hear thought that Guido was the person to raise this issue considering the racist comments he allows on his own site, including anti-semitic ones.
And I am even more surprised that Jewish people, having suffered the Final Solution and Holocaust at the hands of the Nazis, are in turn carrying out a fascist genocide programme against Palestinians in order to steal their land and property.
They seemed to have not learned from their own experience.
You been duped by the propaganda of the millionaire elite of Ha mas, Cookie Boy.
exactly — student union cockwaffle of the 1st order. Those poor jeehaddys — ffs.
WTF are you talking about? The millionaire elite of Hamas, who the fuck are they?
I know about the millionaire Eton Elite of the Tory party but I have never heard of the Hamas mob you’re referring to.
What a disturbingly racist comment. You obviously believe that Jews should be different from other people. So black people should never be racist because of their experiences or the Palestinians should all be saints because of theirs? Why single out Jews as a unique stereotype? They are just like you and I.
What an unpleasant little lefty fascist you are.
Hear hear Mr Ripper. Clearly you’re not so Grim on this blog.
I believe I am equal and no better than anybody else.
You believe you are superior to Palestinians and Arabs so that means you are a racist, doesn’t it? And yet you accuse others of what you yourself are guilty of. That’s some fucked up shit mothefucker.
Get down on your knees and pray for redemption you anti-semitic bastard.
Look at the log in your own eye etc.
Hey halfwit, Haamaas get more aid money per capita every year than anywhere else in the world. Just where do those billions go? Try Googling the answer numbnuts. Jeez some dolts will buy anything.
So, this week, we’ve had comments such as ‘final solution’, ‘social cleansing’ and ‘the Balkanization of UK regions’ from the loony left.
Are Labour the new Nasty Party?
Polly’s comment was entirely inappropriate and I should bloody well hope she has apologised.
There is no way the Final Solution can be compared to the Land Clearance of London that the Conservative government is carrying out. 6 million Jewish people being murdered by the Nazis cannot be in any way compared to one million families being thrown out of their homes and into slum housing by the Tories.
Can you point to a single piece of evidence supporting your assertion that 1 million people are to be forced into slum housing outside London?
Or is this more left wing fantasy of the sort Polly was indulging in?
£1200 pcm slum housing, mind you.
I’ve got an idea — you fucking pay for their 2K a month rents. Go on, get your chequebook out you hypocritical socialist Hunt.
Peter Mandlesons grandfather, Labour councillor for London, publicly waged that Labour would “build the Tories out of London”.
So it’s fair to say Labour created the ‘mass slum housing’ in London.
As for Hitler, he was a socialist. Spot all the evils in this equation.
Oh dear…..all those socialist quangoids and effete BBC slush funders and subsidy junkies….will all have to leave NW & SW London (even with their London weighting, superannuated Trade Union salaries and Arts Council grants…how twerrible….must be so painful to have to pay things not filched from public money….we’ll really miss your contribution…..to the coke dealers and assorted con artistes….now piss off
Actually, she mumbled out “slip of the pen” and then proceeded to spout the usual amount of leftie crap, the supposed “Other side of the discussion” was headed off at the pass by the Toady presenter and not allowed to finish any comment – unlike Polly Twat, – situation normal at bbc.
The Pierced One, Evan Davis, apologised to Tim Montgomerie on Twitter for that.
We can all sleep soundly tonight.
Yes and I for one am happy to work my bollocks off to help these people stay in houses I could never afford for me or my family. Right on Bro.
The ConDems should not be throwing the poor out of their homes. The real criminals are the landlords charging far too much rent.
The real solution is to build far more social housing. Then give it all to immigrants.
Interesting, Guido is moderating the use of the words land & clearance.
Why is it when a hard working English family discovers that they can no longer afford to live in the centre of London they quietly move to Croydon and nobody bats an eyelid? If some of these unemployed families are receiving Housing Benefit of £50k a year they won’t even qualify for Child Benefit!
Excellent point.
£50K a year!
What is wrong with a few sheets of polythene and some string? And for each offspring, give em some more. That will do as some of these costs come out of the tax on my earnings of £23 pa gross!!!
Pathetic country!
I think you will find this entire furore is all about gobshite politicans toadying to ethnic ninorities. Where I grew up in Suusex neither I or any of my contempories could afford to buy homes in the village we grew up in. A situation that was replicated in thousands of villages and towns around the country. Did the political class care? Did they Fuck. Its only with the massive levels of immigration we have suffered in recent years that they have taken an interest in such matters. The political class in this country Stinks!!
Here here.
+2
exactly
Spot on
Dead right. Come to think of it, why doesn’t the helpful Beeb tell us how many immigrants are getting all that housing benefit? Imagine being a peasant in Pakistan or wherever one week, and a very well paid inhabitant of Kensington the next. Better than winning the lottery.
Thinking more, how much does all this immigration actually cost us? No one ever seems to know.
We’re told repeatedly that we can’t expest much in retirement, have to cut back everything constantly, must reduce our carbon, and all that crap, and then must never ask if the vast immigration secretly sanctioned by our political class has any bearing on these matters.
You are right: what a stinking country.
If that feeble rag bag of words is meant to represent an apology then I’m a Chinaman.
It’s still feeble to me.
So Polly has given a lukewarm apology for that particular form of words. However, it remains doubtful whether she understands, or wants to understand, the reasons for the current administration’s policy, or it’s manifest attempt at fairness not just to benefit recipients but also to those forced to foot the bill. When Polly displays some understanding of the ludicrous state of the benefits system, we might be making some progress.
I’m surprised no one has responded by pointing out the “ethnic cleansing” of employed persons from the city, to be replaced by unemployed benefit claimants.
My logic comes from if you have employed persons taxed 60-65% of their income unable to live near their jobs – with their taxes redistributed to semi/unemployed persons who could live anywhere. That could be considered ethnic cleansing of those in the religion of working for a damn living.
The long term, ferral, feckless, immigrant unemployed need to live in London.
How else are the MP’s gonna get their coke?
Drug dealers normally don’t have a steady job.
Look you lot. I’m going to tell it to you straight. Firstly I got yuman rites on my side. Second I doubt if they can take the 48″ Plasma tele back down the stairs. But even if they could do you honestly expect me to have to go and live among the white trash in places like Burgess Hill or Reading. Come on, really I’ve been looking in the papers and have found ot that theres white trash working out in the sticks on crap money like 14K ayear. No serioisly you cant expect me to ship out of my state paid 4grand a month swish up town appartment!! You lot piss me off I’ve come F**king thousands of miles to your country just to enrich you. Are you grateful. No all you want to do is farm me off to live in cow pat land with all the red neck oiks!!
Anyway i’ve got powerful friends, Boris, Polly, Ed you lot dont stand a chance. I’ll still be here long after this parliaments done and dusted!
Exactly Low Res. This point is proved by the steady increase of commuters, despite extortionate fares and travelling conditions not fit for animals — get on any train in the rush hour, it’s standing room only every morning and every night.
So we should deal with the issue of extortionate rail fares then, which the Tory government are planning on increasing by another 10 per cent.
Slinging people out of their homes will not reduce those overpriced fares so your point has no meaning at all.
Er yes it will actually, it will reduce the rentable value of homes near to the city centre, which will in turn encourage people to look at living closer to work. Although it may be impossible in some third world shithole areas that have “blossomed” over the last twenty years, as no sane person would ever consider them.
I wonder if Pravda are running wall to wall coverage of Polly’s “appology” like they did with Boris last night…hmmmm.
So the EU says it wants a 3% pay rise.
Dave says the EU must take a pay cut.
The EU counters, saying it now wants a 6 % pay rise.
Dave agrees to the 3% pay rise and says he’s won a victory.
Meanwhile the Lisbon treaty is changed but Dave says it hasn’t changed even though the EU can now inspect Britain’s accounts.
Dave is trurning out worse than the one eyed wonder he took over from.
David Cameron is ” The peoples Hoon” The Hoon to end all Hoons. A rock of hypocricsy standing defiant in a sea of honesty.
Where’s the sea of honesty ? He’s surrounded by clone hoons.
Yeah you’ve got me banged to rights. I will try again A rock of hypocricsy standing defiant in a sea of fuckwits, Cu**s and gobshites. There I’m quite proud of that one!
Hmmm…sounds like a fair compromise to me.
For those calling Cameron a traitor, play the two videos embedded in this clip, one explaining the current state of EU Budget negotiations and Camerons attitude to the EU, and the other, Cameron’s attitude to the BBC.
No final guarantees, of course, but for the average eurosceptic, quite reassuring.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jameskirkup/100061379/david-cameron-finds-bbc-cuts-delicious/
Sorry Engineer, not impressed.
Of course he’ll say anything… but he pays up like a lady and signs away even more of our financial independence, why should Brussels have a sight of our budget? We’re not in the Eurozone and it’s none of their business.
‘ll bet we end up chipping in next time the Euro’s in trouble, that’s what the amendment of Lisbon will demand and Dave will sign it.
Well said Susie!! I think the Engineer is looking at Dave through rose tinted glasses. I dont see anything to inspire confidence!!
It’s more to do with practicalities. The ideal for me would be out of EU altogether, perhaps with a sort of embassy-type mission to keep a watching brief. But the overwhelming priority is to sort out our deficit – the EU battle can wait.
Given the level of euroscepticism on the Conservative benches, and UKIP increasing it’s share of the vote at every Euro election, a showdown of some sort is almost inevitable at some point, but it might be wise to fight that battle from a more secure economic base.
I give the British people a cast-iron guarantee that I will hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.
Susie darling, there’s really no need to apologise to the smug imbecile.
Unlike you Anonymous, Susie does at least know what politeness is.
She’s the nearest thing to Diana Moon-Glampers this world has.
Ouch! That was a doozey!
@ AC1 I had to google that one, but as the man said that was indeed a doozey.
respect
Think that about sums it up Engineer.Its either reform or the Torys will play hardball at somepoint.Just not now, too big a deficit and too trade dependent on the EU.
Bollocks, we trade at a massive deficit with the EU countries. Far more EU zone jobs are dependent on that trade than ours. The last thing the EU would want to do is start a trade war with the UK. They have far more to lose from that kind of action and frankly, given the state of unemployment across the continent, now would be an ideal time to force their hand regarding our position within the corruption ridden, fraudulent club.
Holland has the biggest container port in Europe,so ex/importers will use the space available ,everything that gets ex/imported by the UK and comes in or out via Holland is counted as being ex/imported to the EUSSR before being ex/imported to the world,we are still a bunch of countries forced by unworkable treaties made by corrupt politicians allegedly working and playing together,but everything is still counted as per country.
Must be a stand in !!!! them Lefties are never wrong !!!!
And with the fire strikes and now the BBC strike on Nov 5 th co-ordinated ???
Sorry forgot link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324611/Two-48-hour-strikes-BBC-starting-Bonfire-Night.html
The FBU will be happy about that, less coverage thanks to those militant BBC hacks going on strike. Just who do they think they are?
Well I can answer what they are! but as for what they think or even if they can think !toughie!!
Super Ed’s latest spawn is due on the 5th as well.
I do hope the amulance don’t hit a picket line…how terrable would that be?…Ed’s cohab having to give birth on the floor in front of a flaming oil drum.
Never watch it anyway nowadays. They can strike for the rest of my life and I wouldn’t even notice.
Have about as much effect as a traffic warden strike
Polly Wally Doodle doesn’t regret being so vile, as she has always been a venamous cow. All she regrets is being slated by the ‘serious’ media. Good on yer Guido!
Talking of hypocrisy and cant – what would Guido being saying if the Sith received such a grant?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/oct/27/michael-gove-adviser-free-schools-contract
Tory boys never grow up,wev’v had your rubbish on this site for a long while,but this time I agree with you, you have Liebour blogs why not use them to show the country your party is not the only corrupt party in Parliament.
Bet she’s a common purpose Hoon!!
C
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…Next Tuesday.
CUNNT? Is that quite right?
We have had 13 years of Labour education policy
A one minute time-lag screwed my posting (thank you Mr. Billy Bendover a.k.a. Greatest Umpire)… that’s the problem living to the west of Westminster as everything happens later… or earlier if you’re situated east of said Houses of Corruption.
Good effort
But fucked by an umpire. Let’s hope the Ozzies get a lot of that over the next few weeks. Good stunt on Big Ben today, though. Hope Westminster sue Cricket Australia, that’ll be a laugh.
Still no post about Boris.
Still no post about that pile of poo Camerhoon shafting us over the EU either.
Anyone know who the Leader of HM’s Opposition is ??
Toenails Robbinson
Yeah. Where’s that post? After all, Guido is a libertarian blogger, not a Conservative one.
God that apolly-gee must have given that shrieking banshee a duodenal ulcer ! Let’s hope it PERFORATES p.d.q !
At least the sactimonious old trout apologised.
Thats fine but what about Polly?
Expressing regret is not saying sorry, saying something containing the word sorry is.
Well said sir. The word regret has sneer written all over it!!
Polly would sooner publish her full tax return in public than make another apology to her readers.
Both would amount to nothing… nada… nix… and whatever Tuscan/Italian is for fuck-all!
Niente
Isn’t that “90″?
Probably moody spelling, I’ve only ever heard it said.
Doff, you possibly mean “nonente”, which is Swiss dialect for ninety.
Nulla.
At least she doesnt go around claiming to be “succeeding spectacularly”.
You shouldn’t believe everything that you hear on the BBC
I sometimes wonder if the time is correct on there.
It’s not if you’re on Digital – it’s two seconds late. That’s progress !
DAB – what a wonderful invention that is…
On the Beeb it will always be 1984 and the miners’ strike will be in full swing.
They’re always giving out the wrong time on the today programme. I’m sure its a deliberate policy to piss off people who have to work for a living!!
Yes, it’s their way of mocking all those who get up at 6 am to go to work, pay taxes and fund their pensions. Let’s take the piss… and make them miss their train.
Up at six, home at seven, for what?
Tax on holiday, tax on petrol, tax on electricity ( hidden subsidy )tax on water ( ditto ) tax on heating ( ditto ) tax on clothes, tax on insurance, tax on car, tax on home, tax on beer, tax on wine, tax on just about everything except basic foods.
And to add insult to injury, they then shovel billions that they need never tax for, down the throats of the EU, foreign dictators, drug dealers and assorted criminals, as well as millions of benefits claimants living in places I could only dream of.
The parasite rewarding class, do not realise they are stoking the fires of hell with their behaviour and their constant hectoring and posturing. They will soon enough, the shine is diminishing daily from the “new politics” of Dave and Nicky Clotteron.
I closed more mines than Maggie ever managed. Curiously, none at the BBC recall that fact.
Is it to much to hope that one day I will wake up and not be able to remember that there ever existed such a devious twisted three faced piece of work as Tony Benn!!
Be fair, I agreed with Tony Benn on one thing. We both hate new labour!
The woman is an embarrassment to journalism.
Nah, journalism is an embarrassment to sentient life.
Bob Crow also got an apology,this time from “The Sun”
An article on 15 September reported RMT General Secretary Bob Crow had a union-subsidised home and luxury car. In fact, Mr Crow’s home has never been subsidised by the union and he does not own a car, union or otherwise, and champions public transport. We are happy to set the record straight and apologise unreservedly.
In other news, ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown showed up at Parliament to apologise for ruining the UK economy
‘Gordon Brown’
‘showed up at Parliament’
‘apologise’
Can you spot the three deliberate mistakes above ?
If he throws himself off Big Ben into a vat of boiling shite I might finally believe he’s sincere.
makes no difference we still fucking hate him.
‘And his overall pay package rose from £122,167 to £133,183 last year.
On top of this he claimed £9,989 in expenses and £2,376 in travel costs, taking his total income to £145,548.’
well thank f*_^%$ he don’t get a car as he would bankrupt his union Melvin!!
Bob Crow forgets one thing. I’d champion public transport too if I could travel about in First Class for free.
Doesn’t own a car? He must be the only other one then, the second being McRuin who does not have a driving licence. {Can’t see the lamp posts for trees}
Apologies from Guido are, of course, always readily forthcoming.
Presumably if you don’t like that you could always fuck off!
Before Guido writes he checks sources… Polytwat just writes to source checks!
+1
Plutocratic socialist toff Dame Polly of Tuscany apologises!!
A case of Pollinger all round….
Hell has truly frozen over………
Or a case of Pol Roger even.
Why did that make me think “Roger Pol”? Oh fuck, I’m going to be sick.
The thought would excite me, if I was into bestiality.
it’s obvios she’s just trying to get people out on to the streets ,she dose it in every single article she writes. the only people who like her articles are the
M,M,T,s that’s Middle- Class Marxist Tristrams.
Other people out on the streets.
That Tuscan Dacha Inhabiting Pollyhobbit wouldn’t have the guts to throw a stone at a copper.
“Over the top chaps! I’m right behind you”. In my bunker with Captain Darling.
‘a slip of the pen’ indeed ! Did she mean to say something even worse ?
Slip of the pen?! Bullshit- it came out as naturally as all the other vile poison that she spews forth.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before !
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of “Here I come again …ONE, TWO, THREE…UUH!” all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first mutters, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get a hard on.”
The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing?”
“I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed
Sizist BIGOT!
Oh, sorry. It’s you, Alan. Did your pen slip, too?
more more more
In the end they both stood up and he used his nose. Unfortunately he caught sniffylis.
Six Out Of Seven Dwarfs Aren’t Happy.
Chuckle
Snow White thought 7up was a drink until she met the dwarves.
Ha!
All I can say about Polly Perkins is she’s a pretend lunatic champagne Socialist who make money writing a lousy column in a lousy paper and on the side write’s on the newspaper’s web site,she is so rubbish but she has a fan club from the right and the left,and both are amazed at what she writes, as a true Conservative she’s found her niche and using it to make her money,if people are daft enough to believe her that’s their problem.
errrrrr, does that mean that Boris will be apologising for his ethic cleasning remark
How very predictable. While in opposition remarks from Tory MPs and their supporters were in many cases very close to the wind. Now in power they have become scrupulous moral guardians of the printed and televised word….YAWN
Boris is Boris he has form for saying things,what’s Bliar’s and Browns excuse,just lie and spin and lie and spin again using the left wing Pravda,you are now in the same pit of despair the people on the right were in up until May 6th 2010,no way of expressing their thoughts about the lies being told by the corrupt politicians on the left,well at least until Guido came about 5 years or so ago,find a left wing Guido with a blog,your gonna need it at least until the Lisbsh*tes throw their toys out of the pram .
Boris’ problem is that he is just too gobby! I don’t believe there was any serious intent to decry the coalition’s proposals on the excessive HB, but in the same way he can’t keep his dick in his trousers he has to over-egg the point he is making. Unfortunately this habit, well both really, tends to blow back at him!
Boris is a totaly self serving git. His articles in the Torygraph were virtualy unreadable. they all followed exactly the same formula. Make a radical propisition. Joke about it. Big it up. Come very close to advocating it however just when you think he’s supporting something interesting he’d always pull back and amid a lot of squealling , puff and bluster all you found was that he supported the Staus Quo. He huffed anmd Puffed about thye EU but does bugger all to oppose it. No im afraid yet another complete Hoon!!
You know, I was sitting here this morning, about to have my eggs and soldiers, and I thought ‘O gosh’ I mean what a wheeze? I mean, what the deuce is up here?
For, dear readers, if there is no room on my plate for soldiers, then those soldiers will need to live rough. And I shan’t have that in vibrant, virile London! As the great poetess Marina herself said: “Boris, exeunt cum meretrix”. “Et take your fucking bike” appears to have been a more recent addition, but loses nothing in the translation, what?
So I don’t want any of that, oh no, that won’t do. I’m going to keep all these underprivileged – and many of them are very smart, they can divide £30 by an eighth at a very early age – well, we’ll keep them here in London.
Pater says he doesn’t want them in Henley. Don’t blame him. Sound chap.
Well at least he didn’t punch anyone.. Pieman is Pieman after all.
Boris was rejecting a remark and sentiment about ethnic cleansing, a charge that was invented by left wing hypocritical bigots.
I am sure it is OK to use a term when rejecting the concept of that term.
Trouble is he accepted the premise that people having to move because the Govt would no longer pay exorbitant rents was Kosovo style ethnic cleansing. He should have derided the analogy from the start rather than pandering to Nu Lab socialist terminology but then that’s a Tory problem all round – letting socialist scumbags frame the terms of the debate.
Agreed. he should have been outraged at the use of the term, AND dismissed the entire premise that thousands of people were to be forced out of London.
She only said sorry under pressure. The article hasn’t been amended!!!
It will not be too long before Polly can no longer stand the UK under Camerons fascist regime & moves to the warm embrace of North Korea – or that other bastion of socialism, Tuscany.
A slip of the pen due to a hot flush overdose of HRT perhaps?
It’s probably the most sensitive issue ever (not of the faith but I have seen Dachau on a visit to S.Germany).
During the O.J Simpson trial a defence lawyer claimed that the prosecution was “the same as the Holocaust”. Another lawyer on the same team with a surname ending in ‘stein said “Anyone using the word to dramatise an argument is beneath contempt”
Or as low-slung as both Pollytwaddle’s arse and her colostomy bag!
Cobblers – the kikes use it all the time to justify whatever iniquities they have just inflicted on people.
My mate’s a German plumber – he came over to work for British Gas, but left when he realised there were no showers for him to fit….
Expect to be modded.
Not worth modding the troll just a simpleton with a very small dick
-Im deeply insulted, my Grandfather died at Auschwitz.
-He fell out of a machine gun tower.
It’s good to hear OJ’s lawyer draws the line at 2 free murders. Wouldn’t it be fun if we all got 2 free murders.
Polly writes fiction anyway .
yes and Cameron has taken a leaf out of her book claiming ” a great victory” in his negotiations with the EU Hoons. In fact I sometimes think this entire stinking political class is a work of fiction. I mean they couldn’t really be true could they!!
It does seem to be a work of fiction sometimes doesn’t it.
Who are they. Where did they come from. Some sort of post war virus.
I actually blame myself. I shot a bird once with an air pistol
and hit my brother with a plank.
Good point Gonk. Does anybody normal actually really know a politican. I mean know them well enough to know that they weren’t in fact landed on a remote beach in the dead of night by a Russian Submarine. Or were they all beamed down to earth from the planet Zog or Vulcan ( Just look at John Redwood) I think Her Majesty should appoint a royal Commission to investigate the provenance of our politicos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I heard that ‘interview’ on radio 4 this morning, completely disingenuous, and I didn’t know the Guardian would use it as a headline said Polly, bollocks!, was it your article or not?, still it served its purpose, more airtime and publicity courtesy of Pravda for Toynbee and the Ministry of stupid comments.
Polly writes fiction anyway
Sorry for double post .
Sorry for the double reply!!
Slip of the pen? Did she mean to write “fine old solution”?
Speaking of champagne socialists, did you see what that nine bob note Mandleson cost the taxpayer for his ministerial Zil service, outrageous.
At least she didnt blame Sue or America
A sign in the House of Commons Gents toilet reads ‘Please flush the loo and give a courtesy spray after use’, and so with this in mind and the last few seconds of my bladder, I pissed across the seat, up the wall and finished on the door handle.
Does Judge/Recorder Peter Higney take sentencing instructions straight from our anti-prison “Justice” minister Ken Clarke?
Thug who kicked terminally-ill grandfather in the head in unprovoked attack walks free from court
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324802/Thug-kicked-terminally-ill-grandfather-head-walks-free-court.html#ixzz13kvUO3nD
Anyone know Reece Kent of Broxbourne in Herts?
I know Poxbourne. It’s where they send the Essex rejects.
This is just an extension of Camerons “Hug A Hoodie” principle made policy.
Tories – soft on crime against the lower classes, soft on criminals who prey upon the lower classes.
The Tories: soft on thugs; tough on anyone who dares to ‘forge’ Tracey Emin’s so-called ‘art’.
Thank god for the Daily Mail reporting this filth. The fashionable trendy left sneer at the Mail. I think the fact that it genuinely shows the crap that really happens in this country gets on their tits. They cant face the reality that is the shit hole they created!!
My own view is that all these pathetic judges are marxists deliberately seeking to undermine the workings of our institutions. In a sane world the young thug concerned would be put in the stocks and bombarded with disease ridden carcasses of dead cats and vermin!! After that he would be put to work for at least 20 years in some hell hole, with all the proceeds of his employment going to his unfortunate victim and family. If he was ever released from penal servitude he should then be branded on the face so everybody who ever had the misfortune to meet him would know what a shit he had been!!
are you mental?
No I am completely sane!! Do you wish to share your current mental health status with the blog? We should make examples of thugs like this. There is no effective deterrent!!
With you on this one. Beyond comprehension that he walked free and I pray that his sentence is the subject of appeal on the basis that it was ridiculously lenient. We can do without c*nts like this, and the c*nt that carried out the crime as well. You are too soft, Mr PO BOX500.
A sort of
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloward%E2%80%93Piven_strategy
for Justice?
Seems a brilliant idea. Everyone stops work and we all get a guaranteed minimum income. So we are all equal and poverty is eliminated with a stroke or two of the pen.
Great.
Who pays?
Er you do, the equality they all talk of is equality in poverty. Except for the elite that is, they get a return to the medieval world, where they once had absolute power without any troublesome middle class or democracy. We already live in a three party, one party state, where the differences among them is marginal, though the rhetoric and pretence is exaggerated beyond all credible meaning.
I’ve had a personal aplogy from our Polly in the past, in much the same instantly dismissive approach as highlighted here. Doesn’t mean a thing as she is always right, even when wrong. Silly bitch – oops , sorry Polly, slip of the pen and all that…..
p.s I think she gets off on apologizing all the time, makes her feel wanted
she is a Fucktard.
Always has been a Fucktard;
Is a Fucktard
and always will be a MASSIVE fucktard.
at least she takes up the space where a semi professional lefty with the ability to formulate logical and un-emotional, fact based arguments could be. so she does have a use.
Still a FUCKTARD!
Somebody else the Tracey Emin art forger won’t be meeting in prison:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324802
Somebody has given this thugs name and address out in the comments.
Reece Kent I believe – its in the public domain.
Not that scum like Reece Kent of Broxburgh Kent feel anything like shame or guilt.
Sickeningly soft sentences for scum like Reece Kent will end in vigilantism I expect. Is that what the authorities want I wonder?
what like this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324877/Good-neighbour-stabbed-father-death-urinating-letterbox-jailed-years.html
Vigilantes are just people who’ve taken DC’s speechifying about the big society to heart…
Amazing! I’ve never before seen ‘unmoderated’ comments on the Mail’s website.
A cynic might think that the Mail would welcome a bit of proletarian retribution, especially since it would generate more news that they can print.
I didn’t mean it – the apology that is…snigger!
Like most dhimmified, Palestinian-obsessed lefties, Polly Toynbee is probably a Holocaust Denier.
Does she even believe that six million died in the concentration camps, or does she think it’s something invented by ‘Zionists’ to gain sympathy?
Having suffered the Final Solution why is Israel doing the same to the Palestinians?
You may just answered your own question.
Please explain your comment.
I did not know that Zyklon B was still readily available – nor the Bosnian Muslim Waffen SS to administer it.
Go figure.
So those are the only methods of commiting genocide are they Sarah.
You are clearly a Holocaust Denier.
You are clearly in need of your meds.
You have been exposed as an anti-semite Holocaust Denier Sophie.
Sophie take no heed of this idiot. Just some shit stirrer, probably reads the guardian!!
Nah! He doesn’t read it, his social worker reads it to him.
Wow. They really are nuts. It’s like there are 1.4 million Palestains infecting the contested area, up from 200,000.
Most of them are there because they got kicked out of Egypt and Jordan for being scum.
They are about as endangered as Polar Bears (i.e. Lot’s of false medja narrative combined with large growths in the population, and a habit of attacking people).
As the Palestinians are Semites your outburst has exposed you as an anti-Semite, AC1. You would clearly have willingly helped the Nazis force people into the gas chamebers in the concentration camps.
No such thing as palestinians. Just f ing camel shaggers who attacked first. Learn history then fuck off
It is quite possible, dear jaykay, to loathe Israeli imperialism (and Islamic fundamentalism) without being an anti-semite. Being Jewish and libertarian, you understand, makes it possible for me to differentiate between the two. You are either blinded by your own prejudices or a real dullard.
+1
Most got kicked out of other ar4b countries.
Perhaps Polly Toynbee is a Holoca*st Denier like most Pally-obsessed, dhimmified leftists?
Dos she even believe that six million died in concentration camps or does she think it was a story made up by ‘evil zi*nists’ to get sympathy?
Guido is a Holocaust denier. He denies the Holocaust being exectuted against the Palestinians.
Are you a Holocaust denier too?
There’s no such thing as ‘palestinians’ the bunch referred to as ‘palestinians’ are just a sort of arab gypsy wandering around the Middle East causing trouble and strife.
The English Crusaders occupied Palestine during the Christian Crusades in the 13th Century so there is no point lying to an Englishman about the existence of Palestine as we fought the Palestinians during that occupation.
So, to return to the question: are you a Holocaust denier too?
I blame the Vikings, cos’ they started the invading lark as early as AD 793, so there !
And me! you hate monger ! do you enjoy being filled with hate? gets you going don’t it? warms you! give you meaning ! it’s fantastic to hate some thing and here you are proving the theory !ahhh thanks for the boost you useful idiot!
…Yet more denier crap!
So, I have found three Holocaust deniers on one thread on order-order.
The extermination of the Palestinians by Israel is shocking considering that the people of Israel suffered a Holocaust themselves.
Have they learned nothing?
Shockingly the “extermination” seems to be accompanied by strong population growth in the U.N. subsidised teritories.
You telling lies like the medja did about polar bears?
At least polar bears have some use.
We will wipe out the Palestinians.
As the Palestinians are Semites that makes the Rabbi an anti-Semite.
Welcome to the crazy crazy wolrd of the Knesset.
Why don’t you fuck off to Gaza and help if you think they need it instead of acting all hard and mighty on an anonymous comments section.
Twat!
I don’t see any gas chambers in Tel Aviv…..
Ah, so you are a Holocaust denier too, concrete pump.
I’ve never understood anti-Semitism, quite frankly. It’s a bit like, say, deciding to hate the Portuguese, or people with dimples on their chins. Weird. Most of them can’t even see that they are anti-Semites!
Of course the Palestinians are whiter than white, or perhaps you have a selective memory?
Quite right, Sir Waad, and considering that Palestinians are also Semites it is most odd that Israel is guilty, by carrying out a Holocaust of fellow Semites, of anti-semitism.
Anti-semitism of all shapes and forms must be stamped out, Sir Waad.
I must say I am very surprised to discover that you are an anti-semite Holocaust Denier.
I thought better of you than that.
+ the anti-semite Billy bob.
So make that six.
Except that the “Portuguese and people with dimples on their chins” don’t control most of the Western media, academia, and the financial system!
Do you honestly think i give a fuck for J*ws or M*slims – i hope they all kill each other.
The Portuguese can fuck off an’ all……!
hahahahahaha…… how did you manage to come to the conclusion that I am an anti-semite?? Have you been drinking??
Look I dont care two shags of a stray Camel about what you’re banging on about. the Middle East is a far away place of which I know little and care less. So shit happens, so what we were having a perfectly civilised blog about Polly Twaddle and all the Hoons who are doing down our country until you showed up. I suggest you pull yourself together and start making sense. And in the likely event that you cant do that, just do us all a favour and shove off!!
Wipe em out for all I care, smelly cnuts.
Perhaps they would, but they would risk being held down and shot in the head execution style in international waters despite being on a humanitarian mission, just like the American and Turks on the Mavi Mara.
Much like people who tried to help the Jews in WW2 were often executed by the Nazis.
Lots of people have wanted to “fuck off to Gaza and help” but are not permitted entry to Gaza by the Israelis and risk death trying.
BTW, I am not on either side, they are both as bad as each other.
“I don’t see any gas chambers in Tel Aviv”
You don’t see any real ones at Auschwitz, CP. The ones there are (so called) reproductions and were built after the war. An awful lot need investigating.
You are a blatant Holocaust denier.
Aswell as a total wanker. People like you are the type of scum who collaborated with the Nazis during the Holocaust of six million Semites during the Second World War.
We used to summarily execute traitors like you. We still should in my opinion.
Typical fucking leftie telling the owner of the blog what to do.
Centralised command and control fascist muppet.
I went on a visit to Auschwitz, and its true that all the gas chambers are 1960 reproductions made by the USSR, in addition the guides were a bit put out by too many references to Jews, as they point out Auschwitz was a mainly Polish prison for political prisoners. There were also many facts that were not explained, the firts being the supposed siting of the first gas chamber 50 feet from the SS officer’s mess. The “most modern sewage systems in Europe” in a camp where the prisoners had to clean out the latrines, which would have been very difficult given the construction ofthe latrines. I asked the questions and got shirty answers. . The guide told us that they think 1.2 m Jews were murdered in the camp in a year, which would have been impossible given the size of the crems and the fact that no bones were found on the site. There were many school children milling around eating ice creams, and a pizza restaurant near the entrance. In all a very surreal and slightly contrived experience. I am not denying anything, my father was a doctor in Belsen a few weeks after the war and recounted the appalling mess he found, but Auschwitz is very odd and becoming a tourism attraction
Let me make myself clear on the matter……….. Israel gets my support !! More support if they nuke Iran in the near future !! Actually, come to think of it, many Arabs are hoping they will do it !!
Well said billy bob!! What on earth is wrong with this Troll who’s just showed up?
The troll is tat. He feel velly strongly about the Middle East situation. Yet he never been there. Curious
Are you retarded by any chance?
Israel murdering millions of Palestinians by wholesale industrial gassing are they? Millions dead are they?
You sick muppet!
Can you not understand the meaning of the word holocaust? There would be no conflict if the islamists said yes to peace, they want jihad and war and killing and death.
That’s tat – the retard’s retard.
Brouhahaha!
Find your own clips Tat you sado I posted that last week
and yes it is much better than your dog licking window clip
you sad git !
The state of Israel is in the process of carrying out the genocide of the Palestinians, who are Semites, that is the official policy of the Knesset, who are anti-Semites.
Palestine has been wiped off the face of the earth. And now Israel is wiping the Palestinians off the face of the earth.
That constitutes a Holocaust.
And for you to deny that makes you Holocaust Deniers. You are no better than the Nazis.
Your argument that it requires a certain rate of murders in a particular timeframe to be considered as genocide is as sick as anything Hitler and his fascist death squads could have dreamed off.
You sick Holocaust denying motherfuckers.
How can the Jews be anti-Semitic?
See a doctor.
I am a denier! please purge me with your hate oh great useful idiot!
Read proper history instead of “The Guardian” Marxist version of Middle East politics, you twat!
It’s well documented that prior to World War Two Jewish inhabitants in Palestine ( that’s prior to the establishment of the state of Israel in 1948 to you ignorany leftie drones) were regularly murdered by “peace loving, harmless Palestinians.
They are such murderous troublemaking bastards that even their Arab neighbours barely tolerate them.
The anti-Israel lot are far too lazy to do that; it would also spoil the perverted pleasure they get out of siding with their enemies.
Why would Guido need to apologise if he failed,you seem to know what the truth is,why don’t you publish it on your own blog.
As I sit on the balcony of my villa watching the sun complete his westward course over the exquisite Tuscan landscape, my heart bleeds for the poor families being forced out of their Kensington mansions by the evil Tory benefit cuts. I don’t think I will be able to sleep tonight. Ciao
There will be no Kosovan-style rapes, mass murders and genocidal social cleansing in London on my watch!!
It is disgraceful to use such emotive and exaggerated language. It is enough to say that Tories are a mixture of Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot.
yes Boris but who will be protecting London while you are busy shagging!!
Me hope Boris is wearing protection while he shag half of London.
Chris Huhne meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I have got a special game for you. I will do absolutely anything you want for £300, as long as you can say it in three words” Chris Huhne replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays six fifty pound notes on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint….my….house.”
May I wipe down the keyboard now, Signora Toynbee? I must clear the spittle before it sets hard.
SCAM WARNING!
In Lidl, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by two fit 18 year old East European girls in tiny tight tops. They then wash your windscreen with their tits out & ask for a lift to the next store as payment. On the way they strip & go down on each other, then one climbs in to the front & sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet.
I had mine stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday & again today….
Labour and their supporters are being very naughty and vindictive these days, Deputy Leader of Sunderland Council wants to see Lady Thatcher ” Burn in hell.”
Lead story in the local paper today…..
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/deputy_hopes_ex_pm_burns_in_hell_1_2723419
Just to be balenced then , I hope Brown and Blair burn in hell .
Can we have that in your local newspaper please Billy B. ??
Not sure is wisdons will print it tho .
mackem bastards.
I shall second that !!
Errrrrrrr
Cameron before EU summit: I am determined to attend the EU summit to negotiate either a freeze or a reduction in the UK’s contributions to the EU.
*** 2.9% agreed, more likely to be between 2.9% and 5.9 % after final negotiations ***
Cameron after EU summit: I have “succeeded spectacularly” in seeing off a potential 6% EU budget increase.
YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP.
Cameron: Suppine, coward, traitor.
Vote UKIP if you are a real Conservative.
Yeah but only for the European elections.
I agree you couldn’t make it up,when Brown went the day AFTER to sign Britain into slavery to the EUSSR without asking the people of the country,and while he was there had a photo’s taken of his treachery to the country,cast iron is just a coward as Brown so no change for a politician.
Piece of shit has only apologised because of the public reaction. She can fuck off to her villa in Tuscany.
..and take her looting quangocrat husband with her. Filthy parasites both.
My final solution would be to scrap the TV tax and cancel all Government job adverts with the Guardian.
A very good start……..
Good call Qwerty.
In fact scrap all Dead Tree Press Ads altogether. Starting price for one decent sized recruitment ad in a broadsheet is £5K . . . or spend a couple of hundred on the net for a month. Easy decision to make I would have thought.
Sowe vewe sowe!
Perhaps fat ugly Toynbee the champagne socialist could pay for all the benefit scroungers in London who are receiving massive housing subsidies because of greedy landlords. Fucking Boris is an absolute clown and might have his fingers in the DSS landlords’ scams.
I can categorically assure you that I do not claim housing benefit on my pied a terre just down the street from my missus.
I have a final solution for Polly … lock her in a watertight room with a copy of the coalitions agenda and she’ll drown in her own bile. Job jobbed!
We must have Polly Toynbee Boris Johnson and Ken Livingstone on Newsnight to give an objective dispassionate view of the nasty Tory benefit cuts. Get Kirsty Wark to do the interview.
Mark Steel afterwards for a little ditty
would be lovely.
Nor quite off topic as another toynbeeesque deluded labour fuckwit, that nasty little lying ginger welsh twat Bryant on QT deserves Guido to do a bit of penetrating investigation into his barecheeked lies.
Leave my bare cheeks out of this . They are the exclusive preserve of my husband.
Not a difficult chap to get close to apparently. I’m sure Guido could penetrate his innermost circle.
Sorry, but it’s a quiet Friday afternoon.
Never mind,I’m afraid Captain Underpants will be forever a figure of fun-as one paper reported,”last seen on the internet,parading around in his smalls”.
Aaahhh diddums. Poor likkle chavs are having the piss taken out of them……
Oxford students’ shame: Women’s lacrosse team dress up as babies and ‘chav’ mothers in degrading initiation ceremony
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324886/Oxford-lacrosse-team-dress-babies-chavs-initiation-ceremony.html#ixzz13l9kYeAU
Toynbee is a disgrace, words you would only expect from a Nazi
national socialists..true to form.
There coming home , There coming home , There coming ,The ashes are coming home .
The only ashes I want to see is the ashes of any treaty’s with the EUSSR, nothing else matters
Mind the window lickers Tino
Great singer yet he couldn’t read a word of music….
http://www.thoughtequity.com/video/clip/1B810770_t026.do
Could someone tell her that her latest face-lift makes her look like a Madame Tussaud’s effigy before they add any colouring to the wax! Arguably it’s an improvement, but better still would be a brown paper bag (or even a plastic bag with a drawstring pulled tight!).
Just hang her and be done with it .
I’ve got a final solution for my jobbies.
more fucking gormless than scary
he looks like a milkman from Wolverhampton
Should I feel sorry for his missus who has to put up with it every day??
Her contract has expired .
It expired on May 11 when they left Downing St, but she gets bonus payments for the occasional appearance, like at the Labour conference. The contract also had a stipulation that she receive a regular payment for the care of her sons until they reach 18. I imagine there was some argument about this, and McDoom’s people probably insisted that the biological father cover those payments, but his identity will have been kept confidential by the spunk bank where she went.
It expired in May but she probably gets bonus payments for the occasional appearance, like at the conference, and a regular payment for the care of her sons until they reach 18.
Chapter CCCXLIV: It was a dark and stormy night. On the vast and drear expanse of Kirkcaldy Muir the shrieks and groans of the Spads could be heard above the banshee-like howling of the wind. High on a lonely rock stood the haggard figure of Alistair, Lord of the Campbells, with his claymore raised, defying the evil Cameron clan and the treacherous McCleggs. Then, over the braes there came a white steed, like a star come to earth, and on its back GORDON, saviour of the Scots!!!
After listening to that SNP bird on drival and garbage time last night,I think the Scots are going to need a savior as it’s looks as if they have a nowhere man from nowhere land in charge.
Yeah. To think I’ll never get that hour of my life back.
Ohh look ..its bravetart
“With his Claymore raised”
Dirty boy.
Its good to see the game really is up for these tossers – every inane comment they make, subject to public ridicule. La toynbee may not have much of a shelf life.
Meanwhile in Europia at least £430 million go into the French farmers pockets.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/8096994/David-Cameron-risks-EU-budget-cap-guarantee.html
It’s OK, chaps. I have a cast-iron guarantee on a 2.9% rise from my cast-iron friends in Brussels.
But how much of it will the French farmers actually see ? Where’s the money really going ?
Meanwhile, here’s something I missed at the time :
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/french-farmers-lose-the-battle-to-keep-wolves-from-their-door-2044821.html
Overwhelmingly it goes to wealthy grain farmers in the Ile de France. The little guy out in the sticks see hardly a sou.
Most French farms are too small and many are run part-time. Sylvain goes to work at the garden centre during the day and then gets the tractor out after dark and ploughs the field with his headlights on.
We must bring down this government before the licence fee is up for renewal. Otherwise we could all be out of a job.
Nice to see Pravda still believes in truth and equality for all
For one moment there I was on the verge of cracking open the champers when I saw Guido’s latest twitter which starts with Death of Michael Martin.
Regrettably it is the Irish Foreign Minister’s 7-yr old daughter, not the troughing corrupt jock hoon, and I express my condolences to him and his family.
Seconded
He even knows what you’re thinking, what you are going to say and why you are going to say it! He’s almost as well informed as me!!
That’s right, folks. The religion of peace has struck again. How long before some lefty and some headscarf appear on TV to tell us Islam is peace and it’s only a minority who want to kill everyone.
“Authorities were investigating “potentially suspicious items” on Friday on cargo planes that landed at airports in Newark, New Jersey, and Philadelphia, the Transportation Security Administration said.
“Out of an abundance of caution the planes were moved to a remote location where they are being met by law enforcement officials and swept,” the TSA said in a statement.
A United Parcel Service delivery truck was also being investigated in New York City’s borough of Queens.
“It’s a UPS truck. We’re investigating what we believe is a possible explosive device on board that truck,” said New York police spokesman Paul Browne.
When asked about any possible links with the investigations at Philadelphia and Newark airports, he declined to comment.”
Don’t rush to judgement. It could be the work of the Salvation Army Commandoes protesting about the inexorable rising costs of brass and woodwind instruments.
“A suspicious device that authorities fear may have been part of a bomb has been found on board a cargo plane in London, it has been reported.
The device made from a manipulated ink cartridge was found aboard a United Parcel Service (UPS) flight travelling to Chicago from Yemen.
The bomb was discovered when the plane was stopped in London overnight.
The discovery prompted a number of tests.
Two UPS planes at Philadelphia airport and one UPS plane at Newark airport in New Jersey were also being investigated on Friday for suspicious packages. A UPS truck in New York City was also under investigation, police said.
An FBI source said that initial tests of package on Chicago bound UPS plane found no explosives.
The discovery grounded a number of planes in Newark and Philadelphia.
British police confirmed that a suspicious package was also found at a distribution centre in East Midlands airport.
“The airport continues to operate as normal,” police said. The airport is close to Nottingham in central
yes, reported in the Telegraph and all over the BBC
The government and establishment want us all to be afraid, very afraid
The UK and of course the USA both very innocent in all of this, never ever being tyrannical or too keen to use the miltary ever, in the history of the world, ever
BE AFRAID PLEB
I agree. No Muslim has ever killed or blown up anyone. They’re the most peaceful, tolerant people on earth.
Yemen. Home to that pissful religion, innit ?
When this sort of thing happens the cynics would be saying,what is going on that is not being reported and why ? and how do we find out, remember that liebour woman getting caught out.
Wouldn’t want to get caught in the blast from an ink bomb. Not in these threads, anyhow.
“A suspicious device that authorities fear may have been part of a bomb has been found on board a cargo plane in London..”
or to put it another way,
“An ink cartridge has been found on board a cargo plane in London.”
Some years back at the height of plane paranoia we weren’t allowed off our plane at Lisbon airport for about 4 hours. They cordoned it off and came on in their bio suits like in ET. Then we had to go to be screened and we didn’t get our luggage for three days (we picked it up on our way back home – we were only there for a long weekend). Turned out someone had spilled baby powder in the aisle when changing a nappy. They thought it might be anthrax.
I had a similar incident in New York two weeks after 9/11. They evacuated our building when they found white powder all over a door entry keypad. Anthrax, anthrax! they believed as the ushered us out into the street like a herd of zebra.
Anyhow it was a false alarm. It was icing sugar from some twat’s donut.
My, how we larfed.
Would that be some of the ink that Polly Twaddle uses. You know that totaly uncontrollable ink with a mind of its own which keeps saying ” Final solution”
I wholeheartedly apologise for inadvertently revealing my real intentions for you kulaks, bourgeois taxpayers and people of ability. My husband, Wesley Mouch, agrees.
I keep getting ripped off with manipulated ink cartridges, its scandalous, £25 quid for 50 ml, and that’s just for black and white.
I know what you mean. Chucked the Lexmark in the skip.Its about 8 months old.
Its cheaper to buy a new Kodak printer at £70 from currys than buy a two pack of Lexmark colour cartridges.
Would like to explore this deplorable situation in further detail, but suspect Guido might have Hewlett Packard ad placement in the offing.
Just been modded ,just commenting on printer ink
I was just about to say that Dull printers are shite and am tempted to try an all-singing, all-dancing 150 quid Pewlett Hackard.
Why is it text on the internet don’t use any ink?
Weird innit? Like the little men that do all the writing in my fax machine…..i’ve never seen them.
I too once made the mistake of buying a Lexmark. It kept trying to kid me that I needed a new cartridge when I didn’t. It ended up in many pieces in the dustbin.
Printer ink has got to be one of the biggest scams ever dreamt up (although it pales into insignificance compared to the global warming scam, of course).
Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids in the world. There are maybe only one or two more expensive (I can’t remember exactly).
Baron Mandelson’s semen?
Just having a wazz – won’t be a tick.
tell them to keep the white and save 50%
Well, Polly apologises for something she got slagged off for then gets slagged off for apologising. Quelle surprise.
But it’s okay for Boris because he has a habit of doing it.
Window-lickin’ good.
Call me Dave is having Boris’s testicles put on display at No 10.
I think Sam will look quite fetching with one dangling from each ear.
If only they could talk.
If only you could money back off the empties.
Dave needs his own to attempt that.
All eight of them?
Octicles..?
“Call me Dave is having Boris’s testicles put on display at No 10″
I think you will find that they have been on a continuous tour of the Home counties for at least 2 decades! There are few dwellings where Boris hasn’t performed some valuable service to his country!! Back in the days of Lloyd George that alone would have guaranteed him a peerage!
..and syphilis.
The difference is Dack is Boris is a somebody who has power,she is a loud mouthed busybody who backed the wrong tribe.
The difference is she’s a ‘leftie’ and he’s a ‘rightie’.
She’s just jealous because she is never going to be asked to host Have I Got News For You.
They might ask me
I do miss Boris on there – though his ‘gaffe footage’ appears on a fairly regular basis. I was glad when Stephen Fry refused to appear again due to the ‘unfair treatment’ of Angus D. It’s the only half hour of TV you can tune into without fear of seeing the c.
Good day, Bill. Got some more good McDoom jokes?
Hello IFHB.
‘The Planes,Trains and Automobiles parody on Guido’s earlier thread about Gordon not turning up set the Lefties running about like a woman who’s got out of the bath and accidentally sat on a tazer.
Set off a hundred comment rant. I don’t think they knew it was from a movie. That’s the trouble with lefties..all ‘Battleship Potemkin’ and ‘The Way we were.’
if the BBc can get away with repeats..
Gordon returns to the commons:Dave begins the introduction with
You know everything is not about borrowing. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are worthy or mildly beneficial or necessary. You’re a miracle! Your policies have NONE of that. They’re not even right … ACCIDENTALLY!
“Honey, I’d like you to meet Gordon ‘Del’ Brown, he’s got some fu*king mental plans for you. Oh and here’s a gun so you can blow your brains out. You’ll thank me for it.”
I could tolerate any EU summit. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They’d say, “How can you stand it?” I’d say, “‘Cause I’ve been with Gordon Brown. I heard him lecture us on Golden Rules..and..and..and..PRUDENCE!. I can take ANYTHING.” You know what they’d say? They’d say, “I know what you mean. The greasy shower curtain guy who somehow became Prime Minister? Woah.”
And Gordon replies..
{play clip now for the just the right effect}
“You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I took too much. I also redistributed too much.
Oh..I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you Dave… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings…Well..Except for that old woman..was’er name..Duffy. But she was a bigot..Anyway..
Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My constituency voters like me. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get. ”
Dave “Yeah? ..I see a great big fuck-up with ‘Disaster Area-Stay Away” tattooed on his lumpy forehead..”
Modded it.. over long I expect.
IHFB.
Make your own video..
To the tune of Sting’s moon over Bourbon Street.
There’s a loon over Downing Street tonight
I see Dave as he passes beneath the pale lamplight
I’ve no choice but to follow that fool
The bright lights, the people, and the moon and all
I pray everyday to be strong
For I know what I did must be wrong
Oh you’ll never again see my face or hear the sound of my wife’s tweet
Because I’m the loon over Downing Street
It was many years ago that I began this scam
I was trapped in this life by my socialist clan
Now I can only show my face at noon
Because If I show up at Parliament, It’ll be a lampoon
The brim of my hat hides the eye of a beast
I’ve the face of a sinner and my fingers are greased
Oh you’ll always hear the sound of my sucking the taxpayer’s teat
Because I’m the Loon over Downing Street
Anyone got any Palin pics to post?
Does my bum look big in this?
I think I hate La Toynbee more than anyone else on this planet – not because she’s an ugly, whining, po-faced leftist harridan, but because she’s a total hypocrite. She’s always going on about the deserving poor, but jets off frequently to her very pleasant Italian palace so she won’t actually have to met any of the ‘common people’.
‘Twas ever thus though – that’s socialism in action for you!
I think I hate La Toynbee more than anyone else on this planet – not because she’s an ugly, whining, po-faced leftist harridan..
Although that would be reason enough.
do you honestly believe that the rich and well acquianted are in any way interested in ordinary people? irrespective of political affiliation, they all think ordinary people are there for them to call on when they want something fixing FFS!!
Christ on a fucking bike.
“Ian Huntley is romancing a secret girlfriend from his top-security cell.
Joanne Rutledge, 27, has been exchanging letters for a year with the monster.
Besotted Rutledge gushed sickeningly last night about her bizarre love for Huntley.
She simpered: “Ian’s lovely. I sent him some photographs of myself and he said I looked really good. He fancies me.
Jobless Rutledge, of Worksop, Notts, began writing to him a year ago.
She now has a carrier bag full of letters penned by the beast.”
I fancy you alright, Joanne…..with some alphabeti spaghetti and a can of Special Brew.
Even if it were a time traveller with a cellphone, how the fuck did she get a signal?
Or someone to talk to …
**Chortle**
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/8094719/Lifetime-cure-for-Lefties.html
Engineer: Remarkable, I’m sure it’s true.
Have you seen the comments? No wonder the day shift trolls were going all gee-had this morning.
The Telegraph was once a fine newspaper.
It was; fortunately, it still has a sense of humour.
That’s a joke, right?
See Matt for details.
They employ Bryony Gordon’s breasts. That’s quite amusing.
Polly’s Predictions:
“With Gordon Brown gone, Labour can forge a historic alliance of principle with the Liberal Democrats” – 10 May 2010
“….although people expect to pay higher taxes and see their incomes suffer under the Tories, they still prioritise paying off national debt and sorting the economy. That’s what they say now. But when faced with spending cuts and tax rises, they will change their minds” – 28 August 2009
“Even if unemployment reaches 3 million, that still leaves 90% in secure jobs. Most people will suffer not at all in this recession: on the contrary they will do well as prices fall and the real value of their earnings rises” – 25 November 2008.
“Brown’s first task was to neutralise the negatives and show the world that he was not secretive, cabalistic, psychologically flawed or Stalinist – a caricature devised by the Tories, though they were ably assisted by Blairite acid over the years. It has been a comic delight for Brown’s supporters to watch the crestfallen Tories lose all their best lines of attack as Brown zapped those charges one by one.” – 21 September 2007 (OK, not really a prediction, but hilarious)
Similar to the deputy leader of Sunderland city council’s post re Thatcher, is it OK to say that I sincerely hope Gordon Brown burns in hell and I will dance on his grave even if he is buried at sea, for what he has done to this country and PENSIONS in particular?
Her bottle’s gorn
Shamelessly stolen, apologies if already posted:
Suicide Bombers to go on strike
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut this February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bomber’s union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth.”
Thanks to Western depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting wages but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England, Ireland, Wales, and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations, as “there are no virgins in their areas anyway.”
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle – now that Muslims know what an actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
There is a flaw to the virgins malarkey – If you are female and have led a good life according to the islamic code why the hell should you be shagged silly for eternity by some hairy arsed suicide bomber?
This is silly and it does not make sense
Oh!!! and what if you are a Gay Suicide bomber???? What is your reward then ?????
We don’t exist
Cameron’s stock just went up 100% in my book – chew on this BBC!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325040/Cameron-dig-BBCs-Michael-Crick-quizzed-spending-cuts.html
Means Nothing
There’s a difference between a 6% rise ,2.9% rise and 0% rise,the first one was a bargining lie,the second one was what they wanted,the third is the f*ckin lie, cast iron promised how hard he would be for Britain in the EUSSR,he’s weak and sold out to them a while ago,I hope he enjoys his time in office.
For me it was only 2.9%.
Who says virgins have to be female?
When Lisbon gets changed I will stand firm on my second cast iron promise to give the people a referendum if Lisbon gets changed, by saying it hasn’t really been changed!
This is new politics in action.
Robert Planet live from Roundhouse Radio 2 , 8-10 pm . Build up right now.
Worth the telly tax on it’s own, I’d say
I prefer radio- that way I can keep reading Guido ;-P
he’s so full of shit
Isn’t everyone?
Alison Krauss and Band of Joy my fucking arse.
It’s about time Planty stopped fucking around and got back in the studio with Pagey and Jonesy.
Only 2.9%.
What a result that was. It would have cost us Hundreds of millions of pounds if they would have had their way!
Where the poor go, the BBC are bound to follow.
See you in Peckham, Nick.
On the loony left New Programme on Radio 4 this evening Polly T got rave reviews for her stupid stand. But later one “comedian” came up with a quote from Polly in that “all the poor people leaving central London – who is going to do the cleaning”
Even the loony left believe she is a hypocrite.
Have to say she should concentrate more on her make up than making stupid statements.
Read what the real ” Nazis” did— nothing today is anywhere near close( thankfully).
All opposition ruthlessly supressed with death
People rounded up and gassed or shot to death
ordinary people afraid to disagree with the party line for fear of being sent to a concentration camp.
Dissenters Hung in the street and left to swing in the wind.
No one should use Nazi analogies lighlty
……In other news, this evening.
Chief Nazi, Dave Cameron, head of The Nazi coalition failed to persuade the socialist continent of EUSSR that they are treading on thin ice and may have to be cleansed.
‘If zey vill not obey ze orders, zey vill be neutralized’, said an usually animated Herr Cameron.
Now, over to Rob for the weather.
Where’s the edit button?
Too much DisGust. Getting lazy.
It’s going to piss with rain, Rob? Oh, OK.
Opposition has been supressed by labour and its bbc.
People have been rounded up under labour.
Ordinary people are afraid to disagree with the labour and bbc line. Just try saying publicly that you are against immigration!!!
The country is like a concentration camp for law abiding hard working citizens.
Yes Sofi we have been doing well and are almost there, bigot gate was but a temporary setback. We shall return, success will be ours!
Bryant is making a habit of getting into a huff about everything.
Fuckin drama queen!
Everyone here is a little bit cracked and odd, except me, and I am perfectly normal, logical and sensible. AhHaaaaaaaaaar!
My imaginary friend is totally insane, darling.
Do I know her too?
Maybe
I can type with all my toes …. ldsljcljcs;ljcS
Do you pray to the East every four hours, crmm?
God does not believe in me.
I don’t believe in me either.
So what, exactly, are you attempting to deny, God?
Why doesn’t Polly suckle the country’s poor on her firm, succulent breasts?
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Happy Halloween
Excellent. Scared me shitless.
OK, people! This is the plan. We’ll leak that we’re after a 6% budget increase, let the mongs kick up a stink, and settle for 2.9%, thereby giving the national deputies a ticket home, spinning a victory for common sense.
Luvverly jubberly!
3% ? No, 2.9% sounds much better
-2.9% better still, well its a start!
Why don’t we pay the EU by barter instead of money? We could send all the sausages back from Lidl. Job done.
Bear Grylls his own sausages
Polly Toynbee: Britain’s most ill-informed columnist
Slapper
But still with an access all areas platinum card.
You’re either part of the political establishment, or you’re not.
your jealousy just melted my screen
How did you do that? lol
Comment arriving soon. I’m off for a dump.
There’s something weird going on here but it’s probably armless.
Or legless.
Not ill-informed, self-informed. There is the problem.
Ill-formed?
Malformed !
Infidel dogs, and lackeys of the Labour Party!
Today the inner city, and with social cleansing, tomorrow Whitney.
Allah Akbar!
Oh yeah !!
This ink bomb could be the next Moaty
Tasered and shot, it happend in PC World.
Will they fit my Laserjet V?
Last?
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Insha’Allah!
O/T i know
but who gives a fuck about the wizened old trout toynbee
Dave will increase airport tax by a massive 58% from feb 1st
thus just about killing off our holiday industry maybe a few smaller airlines as well
no other country has this tax making it much more likely tourists will go to mainland europe and commute to the uk to avoid the massive increase
also it was claimed that regular flyers will fly to France and pick up connecting flights there to avoid the cost
i heared the dutch had this type of tax a few years ago but realised that the damage to the economy far out weighed the revenue raised so they scrapped it !
once again clueless Dave drops a bollock
Dave there is a real world outside of your westminster bubble !
http://www.news.com.au/airport-tax-to-double-on-uk-flights/story-0-1225736077748
Yeah, thank fuck I am broke or I would be really upset about this.
Was going to double post, but I can wait. Can you, punk?
“Nick Clegg says he had to ‘swallow pretty hard’ when he realised what needed to be done to bring down the budget deficit left behind by Labour. ”
Yeah Nick, but then swallowing pretty hard is something Liberals are pretty good at aren’t they?
Years ago i was in a trade union
if we wanted a payrise we always asked for twice what we wanted and settled for half !
Well done Dave you really showed them europieans that you “take no shit” you fucking muppet! they must be laughing their little cocks off at the uk
we got rid of one clueless idiot to be replaced by a bigger one
whats the betting that next year all the eurocrats award themselves a nice 3% payrise ?
I think we are now in the middle of a double dip resession
every one i know has no work or has closed down or gone bust
i myself am hanging on by earning less than £300 a week and i run my own business
and as for tax returns at the end of Jan- forget it !
Angela Merkel. Full Marks.
Only 6 million ?
I thought that the Hun was more efficient than tha
Try harder next time Hans
I have a final solution for all this hatred towards me. I’ll go to my villa in Tuscany.