+++ Parliamentary Standards Commissioner Clears Nadine +++
The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, John Lyon, has rejected the complaint made by Michael Barnbrook of the BNP against Nadine Dorries MP about her use of Parliamentary allowances.
The complaint made was that the second home Nadine Dorries rented in her constituency, was in fact her main home. The Standards Commissioner concludes after an extensive 15 month inquiry that it was not and rejected the complaint.
The report also confirms that Nadine Dorries did not make claims against the John Lewis list, did not claim for a mortgage or furniture, did not flip and that her claims against allowances not inappropriate.
John Lyon concludes “My overall conclusion is that Ms Dorries was not in breach of the rules of the House in claiming against Parliamentary allowances for her constituency home”. Game, set and match, Nads…
UPDATE : Nadine explained to the Commissioner that her blog contained fiction and “poetic licence” as well as fact. Typical blogger…
Great result, Nadine is a Hotty!
she’s a ming. you need glasses.
IS FRANK FIELD STILL SNIFFING AROUND HER !!!!
“that her blog contained fiction and “poetic licence” ”
So she admits she’s a Liar.
My statement here is a lie.
Mad Nads admits she is a Lair.
Guido’s post ends with “typical blogger”, but what he really meant to say was “typical blagger”.
For fuck’s sake, show some intelligence! She IS a politician you know
FFS Fawkes! Either you stand up for bloggers – the honest ones – and give this lying piece of shit a real going over, or you end up being aligned with her!
There always was a whif of the Walter Mitty about her but sometimes I think that her economy with the actualite has been pre-planned in order to get herself off the hook. There was – perhaps, still is – an institutional disregard for honest standards in expense claims in the HoC/HoL and many of the troughers were told to do so by Whips so that their respective parties could be funded by the over-claims.
The S&P Committee has been too lenient. More of these excuses for humanity should be in the dock. They would be the first to support such a position should the person doing the fiddling was a banker.
No but Handycock is.
Talking of whom
I was round my girlfriends house and we were in the kitchen cooking dinner when she asked me to turn the veg on.apparently fingering her disabled sister wasn’t what she meant.
Admirable lack of good taste, even for a cat.
A “hotty”, obviously not guilty, if I ever have the misfortune to be tried before a jury I hope you are not on it.
He said she broke the rules by not notifying the Commons authorities for two years that the address of her main home had changed.
In his report, however, which is published as an appendix to the Commons standards and privileges committee report into the case, Lyon said he was “disappointed” that Dorries did not give him the information he needed to resolve the complaint more quickly.
I am disappointed Ms Dorries took as long as she did in providing me with consistent evidence to enable me to resolve this complaint. While I respect her wish for privacy, I do not believe that that wish can extend to the information which a member is reasonably asked to provide to the commissioner to enable him to secure the evidence on which to base an authoritative conclusion. As a result, what should have been a relatively straightforward inquiry, stretched over much too long a period.”
She spits it out.
Mummy is so pleased she’s given me a pay rise!
175. I have found, however, that Ms Dorries was in breach of the rules in not notifying the Department on the requisite designation form (ACA1) of the changes in the location of her main home in the Cotswolds in January 2007 and January 2009………………………………
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201011/cmselect/cmstnprv/539/53904.htm#a13
The fundamental point is that Nadine Dorries is as clean as you or me, in contrast to all those MPs who embezzled by over claiming and deliberately ‘flipping’ their homes.
I hope you are not talking about me.
She’s a hotty by tory standards but a ming for normal people.
Seems she got away with it though.
GO NADS !!
Why does it take 15 months to ascertain where someone lives?
Because she wouldnt say?
How difficult is that to check? And even if she did say shouldn’t the Commissioner check anyway? I thought that was the point.
First thing I thought of as well…
because there are 649 others to work on
It’s OK. Relax. They haven’t started on postal votes yet.
176. I am disappointed Ms Dorries took as long as she did in providing me with consistent evidence to enable me to resolve this complaint. While I respect her wish for privacy, I do not believe that that wish can extend to the information which a Member is reasonably asked to provide to the Commissioner to enable him to secure the evidence on which to base an authoritative conclusion. As a result, what should have been a relatively straightforward inquiry, stretched over much too long a period.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201011/cmselect/cmstnprv/539/53904.htm#a13
The report says she failed to give evidence promptly and properly (14 weeks for an estimate of how many nights she spent where), and tried to smear someone who gave evidence against her, which “complicated and extended” his inquiries.
Also, she lied through her teeth in her blog to make it look like she was spending more time in her constituency than she was. Her blog is, however, regarded (by her and the Commissioner, as a work of “fiction”, which is actually somewhat relieving given its contents).
So there we have it – Nadine is officially not an expenses cheat (apart from employing her daughters wherever possible…).
But she is officially a liar
It doesn’t. What takes the time is creating a plausible report to cover the issues up.
employs offspring
So does Kim Il Jong
Is he going to stand for MP in Bedford?
How could one tell? They all look the same to me – denizens of Bedford and Koreans.
So do I. Wife and at one time daughter, and neither of them can spell.
Thats ok then. As it was for Derek Conway and Den Dover.
Swift justice is good justice.
Wibble!
What about Nads’ legal action against Damien McBride? Did that get anywhere?
Yes, she won. McBride had to pay costs including for legal service – which was executed by Guido. Ta, Damian.
So Damian McBride has admitted to being a professional liar for Brown, that will look good on his CV.
Damian McBride’s CV is in the same political category as a printed version of the Corn Laws; a thing of academic interest to political historians, but with no current use.
I still want Gordon to repay me those monies but he keeps saying there is no debt. He insists it’s all ‘investment’.
What an utter disgrace he is to the Finchley Catholic High School for Boys. Don’t they realise every time his filthened-beyond-repair name comes up, theirs does too? By any standards, this Damian McBride prick is as employable as Gary Glitter, Dolly Draper, Jon Venables or Jacqui Smith etc. Perhaps he’s using the techniques he perfected during his previous employment and has some dirt on the headmaster.
The Finchley Catholic High School for Boys has left the following information in the public domian: Damian McBride’s phone number and his e-mail address.
“If your business would like to help us deliver projects like those mentioned above, please get in touch with our Business Liaison Manager Damian McBride by email at dmcbride@finchleycatholic.org.uk or by telephone on 0208 445 0105 (Ext.251).”
There is a khazi in the playground, a dirty ‘orrible old khazi dating from the Victorian times.
Damian takes his flaming lunch in there – and probably a couple of jazz mags too, the dirty rotter.
Any of the pages not stuck together?
Any news of the others Lyon was supposed to report on today?
Good. I hope she’s still pursuing that skank Humphrey Cushion. And the other important point is that Nads has great baps.
Like I said at the begining!
A real Hottie..
Some people have taste and some people think they have taste.
Leave her alone. she’s mine.
Contraversial Right wing Tory MP, Nadine Dorries (53) was today embroiled in more contraversy about expenses claims. It took The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, John Lyon, 15 months to investigate her intricate web of claims.
No Labour politicians were involved.
Real Laura Kuenssberg Tweet:
Nadine Dorries cleared of fiddling her expenses by the parly authorities
http://twitter.com/BBCLauraK/status/28012466010
OT but I’d promised myself I wouldn’t watch QT again, but with Polly Twaddle and The Green Woman on, I might just make tonight the last time.
I wouldn’t bother. It’s from Middlesborough. I already know the questions, the answers and the audience reaction.
It is so predictable.
However, lots of Labour politicians were involved with ‘flipping’ their homes to deliberately gain from the taxpayer. Unlike Nads.
The actual BBC story leads on the “fictional blog”, burying the lead fact – Dorries cleared – in paragraph 4.
Does anyone still doubt that the BBC, so butthurt by the freeze on its income, is spinning against the tories?
The forgotten link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11597664
Dorries is still an utterly hateful c*nt and i hope she dies a slow painful death.
You are one sick bastard.
Class traitor dat Nadine, sie musst schön gebitchslappt werden
Well said Mr pump. Her and the rest of the liblabcons. It’s the right thing to do.
I would like to have dinner with Nads.
We take it that “have dinner” is a polite euphamism?
Gordon Brown has ‘had dinner’ with the British economy
Not in this case Eng. I’d behave. Were the opportunity to arise however…
Quite. Join the queue, old chap…
Sloppy seconds then.
Sounds like a rude euphamism to me.
I shall look it up in “das krapital”
I think he means wine, dine and sixty nine.
But not good news for former MP and one-timeSenior Parliamentary & Political Adviser to David Cameron, Andrew McKay. Mr Kirkbride is found to have broken expenses rules, parliamentary authorities say they would have suspended him if he had still been an MP.
Fucking stupid comment from these authorities, eh? No doubt there’s lots of stuff they ‘would have’ done in other circumstances – like regulating the fuckers properly.
Ashcroft Ashcroft Ashcroft. And Nadine Dorries once bought a can of regular coca cola instead of diet, setting a bad example to the nation’s children.
Regular cola is much better for you than that aspartame poisoned diet muck!
Really! I never knew that. Ta everso…
Nadine’s Poetic Licence is excellent value at £145.50, or £49 if she only reads blank verse. For that, she can enjoy a huge range of poetry – classical, Augustan, romantic, concrete, modernist, comic or tragic, etc. I have no time for those carpers who say they never read anything by the British Poetry Corporation because it is too soggy-pinko for their tastes. The BPC is the envy of the world (or at least it would be if the rest of the world read it) and I am quite happy for their poets to be paid millions of pounds to produce propaganda and filth.
Nadine has fabulous tits, perfect for being soaped or oiled up to give a tit wank.
You can’t beat subtlety, can you?
Welcome to Guido, Harriet. Your first visit I think.
It’s no good pretending, Iain, we know it’s you.
Down, Dale. Or Uphill?
MILF lovers will be pleased to know that, with her reputation entirely unsoiled, Nadine will be starting work again for the Parliamentary Escort Agency, and there is no extra charge for the nurse’s uniform (the proper sort with stockings and a starched cap, not the trackie bottoms and trainers the bone idle slags wear nowadays). I am also pleased to anounce that Julie Kirkbride is also starting work at the Agency, now that she needs to earn some honest money. Come on MILF lovers, you know you want it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/spending-review/8077541/Spending-review-2010-Theres-no-Plan-B-says-George-Osborne.html
No Plan B? shit happens George.
Only plan E & U
Brown and new labour are responsible for the introduction of Rohypnol Economics
ROFL Coffee > Monitor!!!
Very true none the less.
Did the commissioner give her a clean sweep with his womb broom before arriving at this momentous decision, one wonders?
Whatever you think of Nads as a politician (and I have issue with a number of her views), if you’re a breast man, I challenge you to look at this photo and say you wouldn’t want to have fun with those melons:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/27/article-0-0071E50D00000578-203_468x486.jpg
Ulster saaaays NO!
You could put those feeble tits in a massive vice and you still wouldn’t have a decent cleavage.
Specsavers?
I am having fun!
They ain’t bad breasts, to be sure, but they are nowhere near as large or nice as my wife’s magnificent breasts, so I will leave the other sad window-lickers to their fantasies.
You’re Richard Timney and I claim my Donkey Kong 3 vid.
Fuck Off! My wife’s breasts are far superior to that Jackie Smith’s.
Almost anyones are…
I agree. Your wife’s breasts are magnificent. And the Scots Guards also agree with me.
As did the 4,233 people on the internet who commented on her pics
Watch it. I’ve already told you she’s mine.
Nope. Mine…
And I have a carrier to prove it…
Also out today
Julie kirkbride & Andrew Makay
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201011/cmselect/cmstnprv/540/54002.htm
Andrew MacKay = Thief and Liar
“We are very disappointed that, even after seeing the Commissioner’s full report, Mr Mackay maintains that he did not break the rules, when it is quite clear that he did. Mr Mackay has already paid a high price for making such a serious misjudgment. The very fact that Mr Mackay is no longer a Member of Parliament shows what a heavy political price he has paid. He has also repaid a considerable sum of money. Nonetheless, we expect Mr Mackay, having read our Report, to apologise for the breach in writing. Had Mr Mackay still been a Member of this House, we would have recommended that he apologise on the floor of the House by means of a personal statement and we would have recommended a period of suspension from the service of the House.”
We are very disappointed that, even after seeing the Commissioner’s full report, Mr Mackay maintains that he did not break the rules, when it is quite clear that he did. Mr Mackay has already paid a high price for making such a serious misjudgment. The very fact that Mr Mackay is no longer a Member of Parliament shows what a heavy political price he has paid. He has also repaid a considerable sum of money. Nonetheless, we expect Mr Mackay, having read our Report, to apologise for the breach in writing. Had Mr Mackay still been a Member of this House, we would have recommended that he apologise on the floor of the House by means of a personal statement and we would have recommended a period of suspension from the service of the House.
Let’s carry on spending then
As you can see, this is beginning to make sense now
Just let the kids pay FFS.
“MEPs also voted to double the parliament’s budget for champagne receptions, increased spending on their courtesy limousines and maintained £8 million in funding for Europarl television, despite refusing to release the channel’s viewing figures, thought to be in the hundreds.”
Good old Dave is delighted. He put up such a fight to prevent this.
Just carry on spending I say
Another crate of champagne any one?
Smash Britain!
Smash the armed forces!
Smash the economy!
Support the EU!
Support the rich!
Support immigration.
Vote ConDem.
Every one is waiting for Andrew Marr’s response to the spending review. Only he has the intellect, poise and economic understanding to comment on this incredibly important issue. What you write on these bloggs is for spotty ranters only.
Do you know who I am? and me mate Nick?
Anyone who attempts to identify my client will be guilty of scandalum mangnatum and will owe me a shitload of cash. You have been warned, little people.
No one can stop the EU federal juggernaut, not Dave and not Dan.
the EU is now in charge and there really is nothing any one in the Uk can do about it. Game, set and match to Germany.
Well we can start by chucking their towels “reserving” the sun loungers into the pool.
The BBC seem to have forgotten which political party Lord Paul and Baroness Udin belong to. I wonder why that might be. Also which peer caught fiddling his expenses was one of the Labour party’s biggest donors, who might that be I wonder?
Will Michael Prick at Newsnight be doing a story on this? Will Panorama do a special on Lord Paul? Of course not.
I noticed that too. Strange, you might almost think the BBC were a load of lefty twats, if we didn’t have their tweets to prove that they are.
So, the Bullingdon Bum Boys, Daffy Camoron and his brokeback boyfriend Ruprecht Cleggover close ranks against truth and honesty. Probity is well missing from the Palace of Scumbags.
We need a new Cromwell. Not one who hates the Emerald Isle though.
Prefer another one who DOES detest that Emerald Isle.
Three Glasgow Celtic fans walk into a bar… a priest, a poof and a paedophile… and that was just the first one.
WISH I COULD GET OFF AS EASILY AS THESE MP’S! NOT ENOUGH GET THEIR COLLARS FELT OR BANGED UP. THE BEST BET THOUGH IS TO BE A LORD, GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!
Speak to me Nads…x
Typical thieving scouser – can’t believe they let the old bag get away with it.
In the case of the thieving scumbag MPs, they should be put up against a wall and shot, but in Nads case i’d put her up against the wall and give her a knee trembler.
Shades of Leslie Ash in Quadrophenia
All these thieving scumbag MPs should put up against a wall and shot, but in Nads case, i’d like to put her up against the wall and giver her a knee trembler.
Shades of Leslie Ash in Quadrophenia
So that potting shed was her main home all along?
Those imaginary lawsuits must be due for trial soon no?
Got to be one of your most poetic posts to date, Fawkes. She’s a trougher, but at least she’s our trougher. Ah, almost makes you want cry, don’t it just.
Nadine “Cry Me a River” Dorries on the radio last night. What an hysterical, self serving old bat. Thick as pig shit too.
I notice that Nadine claimed that only 30% of what she wrote on her blog was fact. I trust Guido will warn her that such a high figure sets a rather high standard for right wing bloggers.
Babe Nadine wins again.
Go girl !
Let me take care of her daughter!!! I so would!!!!!
I bet her friend Iain Dale will jump to her defense and accuse anyone who criticizes her as being biased.
He is the same guy who sticks up for MPs fiddling their expenses.