October 20th, 2010

Where’s Gordon™? – Rumour Says In the Village

Word reaches Guido that Gordon Brown is taking some time out of the final editing stage of his book and is in town today for Osborne’s speech. There is no way that the Speaker wouldn’t call upon him if he was to rise. If he does turn up he will be a lightning rod for the government benches to point the finger of blame at for the cuts that are coming. What will he have to say for himself?

Guido doesn’t quite understand the logic of him being there, but then that was always the way with Gordon…


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown (Retd.) says:

    Please don’t forget me……

  2. 2
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Send the bugger back…………. to Scotland !!

  3. 3
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It’s that déjà vu that keeps on coming back again and again.

  4. 4
    jdennis_99 says:

    Gordon Brown (Retarded?)

  5. 5
    Sample schedule says:

    Yeah, Gordon’s back! The blogosphere’s missed you :)

  6. 6
    purpleline says:

    parcus of rabidus The Gordon Brown solution

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    “Where’s the wally?”


  8. 8
    Down with Brown! says:

    He’s come to see all the damage he has done…….

  9. 9

    Please don’t forgive me, you mean?

  10. 10
    Oy Vey says:

    True – but part of me would love to see him rip some part of the plans absolutely to shreds

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Perhaps Sarah’s new blackberry has a map app so he could find his way there

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Still got the serial killer smile I see.

  13. 13
    Quiller says:

    An excuse for Dave/ Ed ( sorry, still don’t know which is which, and don’t really care) to point and go – look it was him, not us, we are different.

  14. 14
    Down with Brown! says:

    I hope he has come to give us all an apology……….

  15. 15
    Lamp post says:

    Piano wire.

  16. 16
    rumour control says:

    says who?

  17. 17
    Down with Brown! says:

    Will he be picking his nose in the chamber?

  18. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    Isn’t it obvious? I’m here to take Prime Minister’s Questions. And then my chancellor will reveal our Spending Review.

  19. 19
    in tatters says:

    What, like he has to our economy?

  20. 20
    Down with Brown! says:

    If only Daniel Hannan was able in Westminster as well:

  21. 21
    Alice Band says:

    There’s Gordon

  22. 22
    Where's the sou.rce ? says:

    Remember the last time he was ‘rumoured’ to be speaking in the House?

    It was bullshit.

  23. 23
    Bed Wetting Red Ed says:

    Uncle Gordon will lend me gravitas, er,


  24. 24
    Down with Brown! says:

    Still the same Gordon

  25. 25
    Disgusted of Kirkaldy says:

    as a husband, father and hardworking family man, I am disgusted to learn that certain psychiatric patients have been promised that they can drive the mini bus and now nurse B is reneging on that promise

  26. 26
    Nurse says:

    If you see Patient No.54697, please alert us immediately. He was taken for his daily walk this morning but managed to get away from his nurse. We followed the trail of jobbies but it stopped halfway down the M25.

  27. 27
    Anon says:

    BBC trying to paint it as doom and gloom but in a ‘man on the street’ interview a John Lewis rep said they were opening a new branch, new jobs and even mentioned that they had no problem getting finance from those nasty banks!
    You could almost hear them choke! har har!

  28. 28
    Down with Brown! says:

    Gordon is in the building……..

  29. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mr Speaker, I saved the world.

  30. 30
    Greychatter says:

    Only pointing the Lightening Rod at Gordon?

    The so and so wants to be struck by Lightening!!

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    concrete pump says:

    Does Brown have the same grin advisor as Blair had? Because the grin ain’t natural. Someone should have told Brown that the eyes have to smile with the mouth, Brown’s face looks like it’s been moulded by a heavily tranquilised Charles Manson.

  32. 32
    blackbyle says:

    In his proper pirates position “capita intra suum rectum proper”.Our pains from a Brown arsehole !!

  33. 33
    concrete pump says:

    I think you’ll find, nurse, that Brown has an ‘inmate number’ not a patient number.

  34. 34
    The RAC says:

    Dear nurse

    Clearly you are from Scotch land, as any self respecting english nurse would know that the M25 is an orbital motorway around the nations capital and therefore you could not have followed jobbies down anywhere.

  35. 35
    PMQs verdict says:

    Milibland’s performance was appalling, even by Labour standards.

  36. 36
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I have been contemplating making a “nodding dog” gif out of that picture at the top.

  37. 37
    stormy days ahead says:

    “If he does turn up he will be a lightning rod for the government benches.”

    I’d love to strap him to a fucking lightening rod.

  38. 38
    Where's McCunt says:

    No sign of McDoom yet.

  39. 39
    In Europe and Ruled by Europe... says:

    He will sit stony faced for the most part, occasionally shaking his head and then sharing an hilarious off the cuff joke with his neighbour. I would be amazed if he actually spoke in the debate though – it would be a massive own goal for Labour. He is a thick twat though, so it might get interesting!

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    Hey Gordon, remember this wonderful moment? says:

  41. 41
    NotaSheep says:

    That can’t have happened as the BBC have never shown it and ‘impartiality is in their genes’.

  42. 42
    Big news day says:

    Here we go! The Spending Review unveiled…

  43. 43
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I still prime minister? Or am I chancellor?

  44. 44

    It is a disgrace that the evil snot goblin is not in gaol awaiting execution for treason (even better if it had been carried out). Cameron should have had him arrested him the moment he moved into Number 10.

  45. 45
    Marmite says:

    They meant the mad house

  46. 46
    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
    and everything I would like to be?
    I can fly higher than an eagle,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

  47. 47
    Wavy Davy Bullingdon Gravy Loves to eat his Greens says:

    Mr Cameron said: – “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”

  48. 48
    Tony Cameron the Heir to Blair says:

  49. 49
    Upperclass Twit of the Year says:

  50. 50
    Down with Brown! says:

    Go on Gids, includes cuts to the NHS and overseas aid.

  51. 51
    Down with Brown! says:

    Channel 4 leftie pretends to be Cameron adviser…..

  52. 52
    We're all in this together says:

  53. 53
    Fuck Labour says:

    Labour MPs have a nerve to be yelling. They’re the c unts who created the fucking mess!

  54. 54
    HandsomeDavid says:

    You need to learn to drive first.

  55. 55
    wot does comedy meenz ?! ? Duuuuuuuuuuuurrrr???!?? says:

    Blair’s mini-me Dave pretends to be Blair…..

  56. 56
    Down with Brown! says:

    Ed Milliband reminded me today of Pitt the Even Younger from Blackadder The Third.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    There’s no way he’ll turn up.

  58. 58
    We're all in this together! says:

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Comedy is usually meant to be funny unlike your pointless clip above.

  60. 60
    Dave feels your pain Oiks says:

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    Down with Brown! says:

    It was Labour who created the mess. I think you have a serious case of bullingdon envy. Blackballed were you?

  62. 62
    Down with Brown! says:

    Osbourne was cleared unlike the three Labour MPs who are currently facing trial under the Theft Act.

  63. 63
    Brown Hater says:

    Yes, the PM certainly showed him how it is meant to be done. That’ll learn ‘im!!

    Last week’s one off quip “brilliant” performance was exactly that.

  64. 64
    toryboy bedwetter has no sense of humour shock!!! says:

    go watch some Jim Davidson you thick twat

  65. 65
    Sad Labour troll AKA Bullingdon Dave AKA Don't you DARE make fun of my Labour says:

    Waaaaaah! Leave my Labour alone! They make my microscopic winkie hard and go sploot!

  66. 66
    Sad Labour troll AKA Bullingdon Dave AKA Don't you DARE make fun of my Labour says:

    Where’s the bog Mat?

  67. 67
    Cameron the Liar says:

    Bill “Piggy” Wiggin was ordered to apologise and repay £4,009 of expenses for which he claimed but did not actually incur. Shamefully the Old Etonian has been allowed by David Cameron to keep his Whip’s job despite a pre-election promise live on TV to sack Wiggin if he was found to be “claiming money that he wasn’t entitled to”. Change we can believe in… not.

  68. 68
    gildedtumbril says:

    I think we all need to know whether ‘the world savior’ is to be granted a state funeral.

  69. 69
    Pip! Pip! Oiks. I won't be suffering at all, so chin up. says:

  70. 70
    Labour trolls do jobbies in their bed says:

    Oh dear. The Labour Youtube mong is back with his monomaniacal posts. He’s obviously run out of lithium.

  71. 71
    Down with Brown! says:

    Calm down, it’s only a blog. If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, I suggest you stick to posting with the comrades on Left Foot Forward.

  72. 72
    I Hate New Labour says:

    A man who’s proven his cowardice on numerous occasions turning up to witness the results of his profligate spending?

    Not in a million years.

    I have a feeling Brown will never show his face in Parliament again.

  73. 73
    Down with Brown! says:

    Fail to pass the entrance exam, did you?

  74. 74
    the last quango in paris says:

    is he there?

  75. 75
    Usually a Lurker says:


    was silent for three minutes then switched audio to the backroom of the news room, practising the headlines…. quality broadcasting there…

  76. 76
    Down with Brown! says:

    Clear evidence that Gordon is back…..

  77. 77
    Labour mong says:

    I wuv Gordon. He can increase my winkie deficit any time.

  78. 78
    Tat the drug addict nutter says:

    poor widdle tat’s going to cwy again! boo hoo hoo hooo !!!

    are you going to run crying to gwido to save you again or are you going to threaten to shut his blog down with your magic nutter powers tat ?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  79. 79
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’m afraid that really is the level of understanding on the part of those who are invested with a little temporary power.

  80. 80
    Down with Brown! says:

    Look, I can post videos from Youtube too.

  81. 81
    Labour mong cwys over his Gordo's legacy being ridiculed says:

    Tat tat tat tat (saliva dribbling down his mouth as he faps to photo of Brown)

  82. 82
    Nemesis says:

    Gordon when is your trial for TREASON you treacherous Hunt?-you are a fucking MORAL COWARD as I suspected all along.You won’t face the problems YOU more than anyone have created.


  83. 83
    Ha ha! says:

    Osborne just made a joke about Brown not being in the chamber!

  84. 84
    Middle Class Dave says:

    The more tat bawls and cries and throws his toys out the pram the funnier this gets. So please keep it up below this Tat you hilariously sad whiny pussy.

  85. 85
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    One might note that the M25 stops at the bridge/tunnel bit. therefore half way round the M25 is somewhere close to Heathrow. Near town that cannot be named

  86. 86
    the last quango in paris says:

    are we paying for gordons travel for him to come to london and then not show up? loads of his benefit claiming, public sector working constituents could be hit with the cuts – does he not feel the need to come and represent them?

  87. 87
    You're the one whining chum says:

    LOL! Go fuck yourself you whiny toryboy pussy

  88. 88
    Good times says:

    Osborne is ripping to shreds Labour’s record and exposing their failings which they kept hidden.

  89. 89
    Smig says:

    Cameroon is just as big a dickhead as his Jockinese predecessor.

    Global warming isn’t a bad thing. Taxing me to pay an Environazi to stand in front of the waves is.

    Roll with it, humanity. Embrace the change and adapt.

  90. 90
    Nemesis says:

    BTW everyone who voted Labour previously shares reponsibility for having a madman-and I mean that most sincerely folks (thanks H.G), for allowing this clown to be at or near the helm for so long.

    Now we have to pay the piper-including those who knew for so long that this was truly a case of lunatics in charge of the asylum.

  91. 91
    Labour mong: I love this vid! Heeeeeugh! says:

  92. 92
    Down with Brown! says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap ++squit++

  93. 93
    A heavily tranquilised Charles Manson says:

    Uhhhh…from the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils….mmm…. in the power of scorpions to torment…..zzzzzz….

  94. 94
    Dack Blog says:

    I bet the oldies wish their pensions were still linked to inflation rather than earnings.

  95. 95
    Noise says:

    He wrote a crap book for the Fabians just before he left office too, didn’t have any co-authors mentioned – although I’m 99% sure he had help

    makes you wonder what genuine work he was doing in no.10 with all these awful books coming out

  96. 96
    concrete pump says:

    You’re wasting your time DwB, The only way the twat @ 12:43 can argue is by using the methods of an 8 year old.
    He / she is a repetitive, boring fuckhole and quite likely has to sneak a damp mattress past his mummy every morning.

  97. 97
    Down with Brown! says:

    That’s some wit you’ve got there, Dr Johnson must be turning on his grave.

    I think the truth of the matter is that you hurl abuse because you have nothing constructive or of worth to say.

  98. 98
    Where's the Beef ? says:

    Osborne still hasn’t said anything.

  99. 99
    Down with Brown! says:

    As you like videos:

  100. 100
    Greg Beales says:

    Alan Johnson will rip the arse out of this coalition shit

  101. 101
    Down with Brown! says:

    What an amusing Labour troll, putting a post as my name. Who would have ever have thought of that?

  102. 102
    WHAT AN IDIOT!! says:

    “The only way the twat @ 12:43 can argue is by using the methods of an 8 year old. He / she is a repetitive, boring fuckhole and quite likely has to sneak a damp mattress past his mummy every morning.”


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    Alice Band says:

    George and beaker have really thought this one through. Well done to them

  105. 105
    South of the M4 says:

    If you turn the sound up you may be able to hear what is being said, rather than want you expect to hear.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    HA HA righto! if the posty can make a coeherent argument against this – i’ll eat my hat – miliband is a pratt, to be fair balls would probably have something to say but the coalition must be quaking in their boots at the prospect of johnson.

  107. 107
    Sir William Waad says:

    Decent show Gideon! Spreading the job cuts over several years will put the fear of G-d into the workshy so-and-sos. You could have simplified mattters, though, by immediately sacking anybody with any of the words “liaison”, “outreach”, “inclusiveness”, “steering”, “enrichment” or “cultural” (or any of their cognates) in their job title.

  108. 108
    men in white coats says:

    He expects to hear the knock on the door any minute.

  109. 109

    BBC news feed…: Blogs have agreed a cut in state funding from zero £s to a more modest zero £s.

    Sky has received a state funding cut of nil £ to a more realistic £0.

    BBC has agreed a cut of no £’s to a mere £3.6 billion pounds.
    The BBC realised that the fund for UK libraries and Post Offices is only £250 million combined but feels that they should all close instead as who needs them if you can watch ‘Coast’ all day instead?

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Oi! Maquire and Pierce! Get a room ffs.

    You’re like two slapheads fighting over a comb.

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  112. 112
    Down with Brown! says:

    Good job so far from Gideon, this will be great tonic to Mrs T.

  113. 113
    He'll be sacking Dave then says:

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    Taxpayer at Work says:

    Unusually there is nothing much on Al-Beeba about the thrashing that Red Ed got from DC!

    No ‘Brilliant’ comments from Toenails or LauraK!

  115. 115

    Alan might have more trouble than you think Greg Spad.

    Gordon’s handwriting is notoriously hard to read.

  116. 116

    Yeah, I can see that happening.

  117. 117
    concrete pump says:

    I’m glad you found my post amusing 1:06, i wasn’t even trying.

  118. 118
    Thatchers Living Will says:

    Can I have some pudding? Where has Ted Heath gone??

  119. 119
    James Boswell, gent. says:

    On Mr Osborne remarking that “A gentleman must live within his means”, Johnson replied “Sir, I have travailed all my life, nor without success, to live within other gentlemen’s means, and thus by plurality to enjoy a genial superfluity.”

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    over me 'ead son says:


  121. 121
    Taxpayer at Work says:

    He’ll flick those red rubber bands across the Chamber @ Gideon!!

  122. 122
    concrete pump says:

    I wonder if any of these spastic trolls will still have a job in 2 months time.


  123. 123
    Down with Brown! says:

    We are paying £120 million in interest every day on servicing the debts left behind by Labour’s Decade of Irresponsibility.

  124. 124
    Down with Brown! says:

    Pravda saw it as a draw:

    The BBC’s Iain Watson says: A rather retro feel to PMQs – apparently a poorly Lady Thatcher had time to discuss the Spending Review in hospital today but Ed Miliband wants to paint David Cameron as a Thatcherite by quoting phrases from her era and attributing the same approach to the coalition. The PM responds by linking the new Labour leader to his unpopular predecessor, pointing out that Ed Miliband advised Gordon Brown on economic policy.

  125. 125
    usual rubbish says:

    He’s frontloading all the little sweeteners
    Which just means he’ll get fucked even harder when the smallprint gets released

  126. 126

    With apologies to Patrick McGoohan: –

    Where am I?
    In the village.
    What do I want.
    Inspiration [for your lousy book].
    Who is Number One?
    You are a Number Two.
    I am not a Number Two – I am a free man!
    (Mocking laughter.)

  127. 127
    green banksters says:

    green gideon lol

  128. 128
    Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

    Don’t panic concrete pump!! I’m sure Dave will still need little squeaking poodles like you to clean out his arsehole with your tongue.

  129. 129
    Gordon Brown Part-Time MP says:

    I have a new a tax.
    A tax on anyone who ever had a bad word to say about me.
    £1 / person.

    Should raise £600 billion quid.

  130. 130
    The evil face of Labour says:

    Labour are truly evil. When Osborne said there’ll be no further changes to child benefit, the NHS would be protected, promises to pensioners would be kept etc, they looked mortified. They actually don’t want what’s best for the country. They genuinely hope for drastic announcements so they can score points. What utterly wretched people. They fucked the economy and even now they still only care about themselves. They’re not even human anymore. Labour is the party of evil.

  131. 131
    Down with Brown! says:

    Free Museums but the BBC will have to take on the cost of the World Service and will have its Licence Fee freezed!!!!

  132. 132
    Beebajeeba says:

    BBC wonk – Why should we fund the world service? Those feckers overseas don’t pay us nuffink.

  133. 133
    Taxpayer at Work says:

    Nothing about Red Ed being a ‘stuttering facsimile of his mentor John Gordon Brown’ then?

  134. 134
    White Van Man says:

    Dave’s abolished the BBC!!!!!!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

  135. 135
    Brown Hater says:

    Ha ha….we’ve been doing that for years on here!

    George is doing rather well though; it’s all very quiet on the Labia benches.

  136. 136
    concrete pump says:


    You fucking mug! ROFL!!

    According to morons like you anyone who disagrees with labour policy is a tory – you really broke the mould when it came to mongs.

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    Brown Hater says:


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    little boy george has a frog in his throat! awwww... the poor widdle mite says:

    *uhuuhh* mister *uhuuuhhh* speaker *uuhhhuuhh*

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its well known that members of the taliban who listen to the archers are less likely to shoot british soldiers. Sing with me. “tum te tum etc.”

  140. 140

    Has anyone seen Gordon? I’ve not got a good view from the door.
    If you see him let me know.

    He still owes me a tenner.

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    little boy george has a frog in his throat! awwww... the poor widdle mite says:

    #coughcough# mister #cough# speaker #cough#

  142. 142
    cough! says:

    cough cough

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    Do you think Johnson will use my ” Osborne wants to convince us he can carry out a 1st class service on 2nd class money” line?

  144. 144
    Man with a plan... says:

    Nope. I never spotted him.

  145. 145
    Bottler brown says:

    So Gordon bottled out again then

  146. 146
    Down with Brown! says:

    Sting in the tail, cuts lower than Labour implied in March. Not 20% but 19% over four years.

  147. 147
    PR says:

    he’s kept all the big cuts for the books

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    he's not the only one says:


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    Down with Brown! says:

    Postie rises. Will he deliver?

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    pure spin says:

    it was gideon who asked his ministers for 20-40%

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    In at the deep end says:

    Follow that then Postie

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    ROFL! says:

    ~Calm down dear!

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    Pete. says:

    What is that stupid mouse faced twat doing in the speakers chair?

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Postie claims that the cuts are ideological, just like Labour’s breaking the national finances was ideological.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Postie calls the Coalition Deficit Deceivers. Did he see the dinosaurs yesterday?

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    Aussie says:

    What global recesion?

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    lolol says:


  158. 158
    Yank says:

    What global recesion?

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    Anon says:

    Postie thinks this is pantomime!

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Postie is stuck in the past.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Pre-rehearsed rubbish, no mention of the actually speech.

  162. 162
    Labour are done for says:

    Bloody hell. A Postie flanked by a wonk and a man hater

  163. 163
    Down with Brown! says:

    Shameless re-writing of history. Postie tries to blame the banking crisis on the Tories.

  164. 164
    Anon says:

    No chance that he could analyse the budget.. numbers bigger than 10 require socks & shoes to be removed.

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    Yah boo says:

    You’ve never seen the House of Commons before then ?

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    Jimmy says:

    “Guido doesn’t quite understand the logic of him being there, but then that was always the way with Gordon…”

    It’s generally the way with Guido

  167. 167
    Pete. says:

    Why am I being modded for calling the speaker a stupid mouse faced tw@?

  168. 168
    wonking a man Haguer says:

    What’s Hague doing over there ?

  169. 169
    Red Ed and rambling Al says:

    At least Darling knew what he was talking about. Johnson is just reverting to tribal politics.

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    same old same old says:

    nobody believed him but the windowlickers

  171. 171
    Pete. says:

    What’s that fugly creature to Milliblands right?

    It makes me nauseous.

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    SHOCKING! says:

    tribal politics in Parliament!!??!!!

  173. 173
    Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

    awww… the poor little toryboy is ashamed
    you’re getting spittle on your monitor poppet
    calm down petal

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    Not such a safe pair of hands says:

    I think big Al wrote his speech before hearing what George had to say and he’s sticking to it even though it bears no relevance to what George actually said.

    I expected better of him

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    cocks in fancy dress says:

    nobody did
    they were shite

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    Anon says:

    The OBR documents were on the website – not much of a leak

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    recorded Delivery says:

    Al as shadow chancellor is a true second class post

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    Anon says:

    I was going to say “posted above his class”

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    South of the M4 says:

    I was always taught to sound like you know what you are talking about even if you didn’t. Johnson never had my teacher then.

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    GnosticBrian says:

    Angela Eagle?

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    Restandbthankful says:

    Mrs Balls has been looking as sick as a parrot since she entered the chamber. Sour puss.

  182. 182
    Pete. says:

    Thanks Gnostic.

    Made me ralph, she could curdle Guinness.

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    Taxpayer at Work says:

    Rug Muncher!

  184. 184
    Pete. says:

    Why am I being modded for calling the speaker a stupid mouse faced lady’s front bottom?

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    Taxpayer at Work says:

    Postie didn’t answer the statement, just waffled (pre-configured for sure)!

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    Mr Ned says:

    Nice try sockpuppet #4. But a direct quote is, “it stopped halfway down the M25.”

    Which suggests that ‘Nurse’ believes that the M25 is a motorway that travels from North to South of the country, like the M1, M6, M5, M40.

    Halfway AROUND the M25 would make much more sense, but this is not what was written.

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    Restandbthankful says:

    God help us – Andrew Neil says Flanders, Peston and Toenails are the “best brains in Britain”. They don’t half love themselves.

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    Mr Ned says:

    The labour party and their propaganda office, (BBC news) cannot comprehend how any private company can increase recruitment if the Government reduces spending.

    They genuinely seem to believe that the economy and Government spending are the exact same thing.

  189. 189
    Pete. says:

    Poor rug.

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    Anon says:

    How does “unemployed manual un-skilled worker” = someone who should be on incapacity benefit FFS?

  191. 191
    simon r says:

    ‘ in the village people’ more like

  192. 192
    Pete. says:

    See the Sweaties have their begging bowl out.

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    Labour MPs says:

    We all knew he was mad and a disaster for the country but we were too cowardly to get rid of him.

  194. 194
    Miliband Major says:

    Gordon and I have decided that our constituents don’t need representation in parliament. If the public refuse to recognise what very important people we are, then we will have to demonstrate our superiority by staying at home in bed.

  195. 195
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    You missed out the A&R from your moniker
    Followed by ED

  196. 196
    Pete. says:

    No it’s the turn of the Pig Poisoners.

  197. 197
    Mike Hunt says:

    One of the best days of my life, shame it was several years late.

  198. 198
    Realist says:

    Brown should be called to the bar of the Commons and made to apologise to the House and to the country for the damage he has done to the UK .

  199. 199
    Mike Hunt says:

    At least they have one, unlike the millions who don’t work for the state and had theirs robbed by a certain James Gordon Brown.

  200. 200
    Mike Hunt says:

    Detect a note of bitterness towards to c’unt? – FUCKING RIGHT.

  201. 201
    Return to Sender says:

    Package must have been dropped on its head during delivery.

  202. 202
    Bonfire Night says:

    There’s a lot of non-job squealing going on out there. Roast pork anyone?

    Councils have seen this coming for 6 months but many have been in complete denial and ostrich mode. It’s always someone else’s fault.

  203. 203
    Disaffected says:

    To see his publisher to get an advance because no one is likely to buy his book. To collect his expenses and see if it is possible to shred some receipts, too tight to buy a shreder. Ask old pals to endorse his book ie Balls, how he and I saved the world, Ed Miliband, without McSlug I would not be where I am today, Harman, I have a lovely home on the back of taxpayers, Darling, I told you you fcking idiot not to spend too much. Blair, he is still the best chancellor the country ever had- I got it wrong in my book I forgot what I said in parliament.

  204. 204
    Susie says:

    It’s scary… surely one of them at some time in their lives have known somebody who worked in the private sector?

  205. 205
    Yeah but no but yeah but no but says:

    One thing’s for sure he won’t be the only gay in the village!

  206. 206
    Gordon the pouting colon says:

    Just in town looking for bum boys while Sarah humps that dyke from the Beeb. I saved the world.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    I never could understand why the B*B&C went to town on the Bullingdon photo, to the extent of commissioning a painting based on the photo which was denied them through copyright, but NEVER ONCE did a re-enactment of ‘swinging’ Gordon crashing a party with a carrier bag full of empty beer cans and a half brick…

    Obviously Beeboids are lefter than eurocommies. But why did they assume that their audience was?

  208. 208
    Dick Shonery says:

    “freezed”?? Don’t you mean “frozed” ?

  209. 209
    Expat E Rake says:

    Agreed. Half the time the reception is so poor anyway that you can’t hear a word they are saying.

  210. 210
    the old Dufflebag says:

    no where to be seen in the chamber..what a surprise …bigot

  211. 211
    Sal Iver says:

    Should we change “window lickers” to “stamp lickers” now?

  212. 212
    Satan says:

    And now safely deposited at my own Bank of Hell. Red-hot interest, natch.

  213. 213
    purpleline says:

    they have had some old tart analysing the csr who had been fkd by both ed’s how neutral is that.

    I asked the BBC if she could explain which one was best and who diverted to the brown hole first

  214. 214
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    “STOLEN”, not robbed

  215. 215
    White Van Man says:

    No he fucking hasn’t!
    Piss off and get your own moniker you thieving twat!

  216. 216
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    At least Darling knew what he was talking about

    Come, come. Let’s not exaggerate, just because he is not such a complete idiot as the present shadow

  217. 217
    Major Crudity rtd. says:

    …and the result that comes in the last few seconds is after a bit of NuLiebor vote fraud.

  218. 218
    Cassandra King says:

    Osbourne claims that “we can all hold our heads up high that the UK now hands out the sum of ELEVEN AND A HALF BILLION POUNDS per year in foreign aid”


    I dont know about you but I only feel shame and humiliation that this coalition can destroy our armed forces while handing over billions to foreigners.

    How many tories are prepared to defend that kind of treachery?

  219. 219
    Pete. says:

    Letter sent to my MP.

    Dear Andrew,
    after watching the spending review this afternoon I became aware of the absence of the ex P.M. As I understand it the man is still drawing an MP’s salary & hasn’t been present in his place of work since he left Downing St. As one of his wage payers I would like to know the reasons why. Is he on the sick or as rumours have it he is writing his memoirs. If the latter is the case then this is not acceptable & any monies due from his writings would become property of his employer. if it is the former I wish to be told.

    It is NOT acceptable in either public or private sectors for an employee to simply not turn up for such an extended period while still drawing a salary without good reason or disciplinary action.
    Please clarify this matter for me as a matter of some urgency as his salary should be put to better use.

    Yours sincerely/faithfully
    (I can’t remember which)

    Pete Taylor.

  220. 220
    Alan Johnson says:

    A levy on Labour voters?

  221. 221
    Careerist says:

    He’ll never go anywhere.

  222. 222
    Colonel Blimp says:

    Banquo’s Ghost?

  223. 223
    I Hate New Labour says:

    To be fair, it was Thatcher who deregulated much of the city…

  224. 224
    I Hate New Labour says:

    I was right – no show from the spineless moron who got us into this mess.

    I hope he dies a slow painful death.

  225. 225
    Rufus Stone says:

    He owes the rest of us a damn sight more!

  226. 226
    Geoff M says:

    What I will say to the honourable gentleman is that I was never a member of the Communist Party of Great Britain, nor did I spy for the Soviet Union, and nor indeed did Jack Jones.

  227. 227
    Bottler-Mentalist-Brown says:

    Bottled again, I jus’ couldnae face i’.

    Please, don’t report me for fraud for taking my huge fuck-off salary and not doing any work!

  228. 228
    Mrs Havissham says:

    I saw him picking his nose (on the BBC)

  229. 229
    KBW says:

    You can fuck right of, he’s British remeMber not Scottish he cannot even say Scottish as he gets lock jaw when he says it. Anyway he fIts right in down there, keep the snot gobbling wanker.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Gordon Brown is a straight up vertical cockroach.

  231. 231
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Is that Danger Mouse?

  232. 232
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Aid is NOT WORKING – read a book by Dambisa Moyo called DEAD AID. Dambia was born in Zambia, trained as an economist working in the World Bank, studied at Harvard & Oxford and then worked with Golman Sachs as Global Economist.

    This woman is a highly educated African and she tells everyone that AID IS NOT WORKING and is the main problem stopping Africa from standing on its own two feet.

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