Where’s Gordon™? – Rumour Says In the Village
Word reaches Guido that Gordon Brown is taking some time out of the final editing stage of his book and is in town today for Osborne’s speech. There is no way that the Speaker wouldn’t call upon him if he was to rise. If he does turn up he will be a lightning rod for the government benches to point the finger of blame at for the cuts that are coming. What will he have to say for himself?
Guido doesn’t quite understand the logic of him being there, but then that was always the way with Gordon…
Please don’t forget me……
Send the bugger back…………. to Scotland !!
“Where’s the wally?”
Surely.
Remember the last time he was ‘rumoured’ to be speaking in the House?
It was bullshit.
They meant the mad house
Mr Cameron said: – “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”
I’m afraid that really is the level of understanding on the part of those who are invested with a little temporary power.
Cameroon is just as big a dickhead as his Jockinese predecessor.
Global warming isn’t a bad thing. Taxing me to pay an Environazi to stand in front of the waves is.
Roll with it, humanity. Embrace the change and adapt.
He wrote a crap book for the Fabians just before he left office too, didn’t have any co-authors mentioned – although I’m 99% sure he had help
makes you wonder what genuine work he was doing in no.10 with all these awful books coming out
To see his publisher to get an advance because no one is likely to buy his book. To collect his expenses and see if it is possible to shred some receipts, too tight to buy a shreder. Ask old pals to endorse his book ie Balls, how he and I saved the world, Ed Miliband, without McSlug I would not be where I am today, Harman, I have a lovely home on the back of taxpayers, Darling, I told you you fcking idiot not to spend too much. Blair, he is still the best chancellor the country ever had- I got it wrong in my book I forgot what I said in parliament.
You can fuck right of, he’s British remeMber not Scottish he cannot even say Scottish as he gets lock jaw when he says it. Anyway he fIts right in down there, keep the snot gobbling wanker.
It’s that déjà vu that keeps on coming back again and again.
Gordon Brown (Retarded?)
He’s come to see all the damage he has done…….
Uncle Gordon will lend me gravitas, er,
psssssssssssssss
There’s Gordon
Gordon when is your trial for TREASON you treacherous Hunt?-you are a fucking MORAL COWARD as I suspected all along.You won’t face the problems YOU more than anyone have created.
ROT IN HELL YOU BASTARD!
BTW everyone who voted Labour previously shares reponsibility for having a madman-and I mean that most sincerely folks (thanks H.G), for allowing this clown to be at or near the helm for so long.
Now we have to pay the piper-including those who knew for so long that this was truly a case of lunatics in charge of the asylum.
We all knew he was mad and a disaster for the country but we were too cowardly to get rid of him.
A levy on Labour voters?
With apologies to Patrick McGoohan: -
Where am I?
In the village.
What do I want.
Inspiration [for your lousy book].
Who is Number One?
You are a Number Two.
I am not a Number Two – I am a free man!
(Mocking laughter.)
Nope. I never spotted him.
You missed out the A&R from your moniker
Followed by ED
Yeah, Gordon’s back! The blogosphere’s missed you
says who?
parcus of rabidus The Gordon Brown solution
Will he be picking his nose in the chamber?
That can’t have happened as the BBC have never shown it and ‘impartiality is in their genes’.
they have had some old tart analysing the csr who had been fkd by both ed’s how neutral is that.
I asked the BBC if she could explain which one was best and who diverted to the brown hole first
I saw him picking his nose (on the BBC)
Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Please don’t forgive me, you mean?
True – but part of me would love to see him rip some part of the plans absolutely to shreds
What, like he has to our economy?
Perhaps Sarah’s new blackberry has a map app so he could find his way there
Still got the serial killer smile I see.
Still the same Gordon
An excuse for Dave/ Ed ( sorry, still don’t know which is which, and don’t really care) to point and go – look it was him, not us, we are different.
I hope he has come to give us all an apology……….
Piano wire.
Isn’t it obvious? I’m here to take Prime Minister’s Questions. And then my chancellor will reveal our Spending Review.
If only Daniel Hannan was able in Westminster as well:
He’ll never go anywhere.
as a husband, father and hardworking family man, I am disgusted to learn that certain psychiatric patients have been promised that they can drive the mini bus and now nurse B is reneging on that promise
You need to learn to drive first.
If you see Patient No.54697, please alert us immediately. He was taken for his daily walk this morning but managed to get away from his nurse. We followed the trail of jobbies but it stopped halfway down the M25.
I think you’ll find, nurse, that Brown has an ‘inmate number’ not a patient number.
Dear nurse
Clearly you are from Scotch land, as any self respecting english nurse would know that the M25 is an orbital motorway around the nations capital and therefore you could not have followed jobbies down anywhere.
One might note that the M25 stops at the bridge/tunnel bit. therefore half way round the M25 is somewhere close to Heathrow. Near town that cannot be named
Nice try sockpuppet #4. But a direct quote is, “it stopped halfway down the M25.”
Which suggests that ‘Nurse’ believes that the M25 is a motorway that travels from North to South of the country, like the M1, M6, M5, M40.
Halfway AROUND the M25 would make much more sense, but this is not what was written.
BBC trying to paint it as doom and gloom but in a ‘man on the street’ interview a John Lewis rep said they were opening a new branch, new jobs and even mentioned that they had no problem getting finance from those nasty banks!
You could almost hear them choke! har har!
The labour party and their propaganda office, (BBC news) cannot comprehend how any private company can increase recruitment if the Government reduces spending.
They genuinely seem to believe that the economy and Government spending are the exact same thing.
It’s scary… surely one of them at some time in their lives have known somebody who worked in the private sector?
Gordon is in the building……..
Mr Speaker, I saved the world.
And now safely deposited at my own Bank of Hell. Red-hot interest, natch.
Only pointing the Lightening Rod at Gordon?
The so and so wants to be struck by Lightening!!
Does Brown have the same grin advisor as Blair had? Because the grin ain’t natural. Someone should have told Brown that the eyes have to smile with the mouth, Brown’s face looks like it’s been moulded by a heavily tranquilised Charles Manson.
Uhhhh…from the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils….mmm…. in the power of scorpions to torment…..zzzzzz….
In his proper pirates position “capita intra suum rectum proper”.Our pains from a Brown arsehole !!
Milibland’s performance was appalling, even by Labour standards.
Ed Milliband reminded me today of Pitt the Even Younger from Blackadder The Third.
…and the result that comes in the last few seconds is after a bit of NuLiebor vote fraud.
Yes, the PM certainly showed him how it is meant to be done. That’ll learn ‘im!!
Last week’s one off quip “brilliant” performance was exactly that.
I have been contemplating making a “nodding dog” gif out of that picture at the top.
“If he does turn up he will be a lightning rod for the government benches.”
I’d love to strap him to a fucking lightening rod.
No sign of McDoom yet.
He will sit stony faced for the most part, occasionally shaking his head and then sharing an hilarious off the cuff joke with his neighbour. I would be amazed if he actually spoke in the debate though – it would be a massive own goal for Labour. He is a thick twat though, so it might get interesting!
One of the best days of my life, shame it was several years late.
Here we go! The Spending Review unveiled…
Am I still prime minister? Or am I chancellor?
It is a disgrace that the evil snot goblin is not in gaol awaiting execution for treason (even better if it had been carried out). Cameron should have had him arrested him the moment he moved into Number 10.
Channel 4 leftie pretends to be Cameron adviser…..
Blair’s mini-me Dave pretends to be Blair…..
Comedy is usually meant to be funny unlike your pointless clip above.
go watch some Jim Davidson you thick twat
Calm down, it’s only a blog. If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, I suggest you stick to posting with the comrades on Left Foot Forward.
LOL! Go fuck yourself you whiny toryboy pussy
You’re wasting your time DwB, The only way the twat @ 12:43 can argue is by using the methods of an 8 year old.
He / she is a repetitive, boring fuckhole and quite likely has to sneak a damp mattress past his mummy every morning.
That’s some wit you’ve got there, Dr Johnson must be turning on his grave.
I think the truth of the matter is that you hurl abuse because you have nothing constructive or of worth to say.
“The only way the twat @ 12:43 can argue is by using the methods of an 8 year old. He / she is a repetitive, boring fuckhole and quite likely has to sneak a damp mattress past his mummy every morning.”
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Oi! Maquire and Pierce! Get a room ffs.
You’re like two slapheads fighting over a comb.
I’m glad you found my post amusing 1:06, i wasn’t even trying.
WHOOOOOOSH!!!
I wonder if any of these spastic trolls will still have a job in 2 months time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Don’t panic concrete pump!! I’m sure Dave will still need little squeaking poodles like you to clean out his arsehole with your tongue.
I’M NOT A TORY, YOU WANKER…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You fucking mug! ROFL!!
According to morons like you anyone who disagrees with labour policy is a tory – you really broke the mould when it came to mongs.
awww… the poor little toryboy is ashamed
you’re getting spittle on your monitor poppet
calm down petal
Hahahahahahahahahahha!
Go on Gids, includes cuts to the NHS and overseas aid.
Osbourne was cleared unlike the three Labour MPs who are currently facing trial under the Theft Act.
Bill “Piggy” Wiggin was ordered to apologise and repay £4,009 of expenses for which he claimed but did not actually incur. Shamefully the Old Etonian has been allowed by David Cameron to keep his Whip’s job despite a pre-election promise live on TV to sack Wiggin if he was found to be “claiming money that he wasn’t entitled to”. Change we can believe in… not.
Look, I can post videos from Youtube too.
Labour MPs have a nerve to be yelling. They’re the c unts who created the fucking mess!
There’s no way he’ll turn up.
It was Labour who created the mess. I think you have a serious case of bullingdon envy. Blackballed were you?
I never could understand why the B*B&C went to town on the Bullingdon photo, to the extent of commissioning a painting based on the photo which was denied them through copyright, but NEVER ONCE did a re-enactment of ‘swinging’ Gordon crashing a party with a carrier bag full of empty beer cans and a half brick…
Obviously Beeboids are lefter than eurocommies. But why did they assume that their audience was?
Waaaaaah! Leave my Labour alone! They make my microscopic winkie hard and go sploot!
poor widdle tat’s going to cwy again! boo hoo hoo hooo !!!
are you going to run crying to gwido to save you again or are you going to threaten to shut his blog down with your magic nutter powers tat ?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Where’s the bog Mat?
I think we all need to know whether ‘the world savior’ is to be granted a state funeral.
Fail to pass the entrance exam, did you?
Oh dear. The Labour Youtube mong is back with his monomaniacal posts. He’s obviously run out of lithium.
Clear evidence that Gordon is back…..
A man who’s proven his cowardice on numerous occasions turning up to witness the results of his profligate spending?
Not in a million years.
I have a feeling Brown will never show his face in Parliament again.
is he there?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11566509
was silent for three minutes then switched audio to the backroom of the news room, practising the headlines…. quality broadcasting there…
I wuv Gordon. He can increase my winkie deficit any time.
Tat tat tat tat (saliva dribbling down his mouth as he faps to photo of Brown)
Osborne just made a joke about Brown not being in the chamber!
The more tat bawls and cries and throws his toys out the pram the funnier this gets. So please keep it up below this Tat you hilariously sad whiny pussy.
As you like videos:
are we paying for gordons travel for him to come to london and then not show up? loads of his benefit claiming, public sector working constituents could be hit with the cuts – does he not feel the need to come and represent them?
Osborne is ripping to shreds Labour’s record and exposing their failings which they kept hidden.
Ha ha….we’ve been doing that for years on here!
George is doing rather well though; it’s all very quiet on the Labia benches.
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap ++squit++
What an amusing Labour troll, putting a post as my name. Who would have ever have thought of that?
I bet the oldies wish their pensions were still linked to inflation rather than earnings.
At least they have one, unlike the millions who don’t work for the state and had theirs robbed by a certain James Gordon Brown.
Detect a note of bitterness towards to c’unt? – FUCKING RIGHT.
“STOLEN”, not robbed
Osborne still hasn’t said anything.
Alan Johnson will rip the arse out of this coalition shit
If you turn the sound up you may be able to hear what is being said, rather than want you expect to hear.
He expects to hear the knock on the door any minute.
HA HA righto! if the posty can make a coeherent argument against this – i’ll eat my hat – miliband is a pratt, to be fair balls would probably have something to say but the coalition must be quaking in their boots at the prospect of johnson.
Alan might have more trouble than you think Greg Spad.
Gordon’s handwriting is notoriously hard to read.
Yeah, I can see that happening.
On Mr Osborne remarking that “A gentleman must live within his means”, Johnson replied “Sir, I have travailed all my life, nor without success, to live within other gentlemen’s means, and thus by plurality to enjoy a genial superfluity.”
He’ll flick those red rubber bands across the Chamber @ Gideon!!
***APPLAUSE***
pig
George and beaker have really thought this one through. Well done to them
Decent show Gideon! Spreading the job cuts over several years will put the fear of G-d into the workshy so-and-sos. You could have simplified mattters, though, by immediately sacking anybody with any of the words “liaison”, “outreach”, “inclusiveness”, “steering”, “enrichment” or “cultural” (or any of their cognates) in their job title.
..Diversity ?
BBC news feed…: Blogs have agreed a cut in state funding from zero £s to a more modest zero £s.
Sky has received a state funding cut of nil £ to a more realistic £0.
BBC has agreed a cut of no £’s to a mere £3.6 billion pounds.
The BBC realised that the fund for UK libraries and Post Offices is only £250 million combined but feels that they should all close instead as who needs them if you can watch ‘Coast’ all day instead?
Good job so far from Gideon, this will be great tonic to Mrs T.
Can I have some pudding? Where has Ted Heath gone??
Unusually there is nothing much on Al-Beeba about the thrashing that Red Ed got from DC!
No ‘Brilliant’ comments from Toenails or LauraK!
Pravda saw it as a draw:
The BBC’s Iain Watson says: A rather retro feel to PMQs – apparently a poorly Lady Thatcher had time to discuss the Spending Review in hospital today but Ed Miliband wants to paint David Cameron as a Thatcherite by quoting phrases from her era and attributing the same approach to the coalition. The PM responds by linking the new Labour leader to his unpopular predecessor, pointing out that Ed Miliband advised Gordon Brown on economic policy.
Nothing about Red Ed being a ‘stuttering facsimile of his mentor John Gordon Brown’ then?
We are paying £120 million in interest every day on servicing the debts left behind by Labour’s Decade of Irresponsibility.
He’s frontloading all the little sweeteners
Which just means he’ll get fucked even harder when the smallprint gets released
green gideon lol
I have a new a tax.
A tax on anyone who ever had a bad word to say about me.
£1 / person.
Should raise £600 billion quid.
Labour are truly evil. When Osborne said there’ll be no further changes to child benefit, the NHS would be protected, promises to pensioners would be kept etc, they looked mortified. They actually don’t want what’s best for the country. They genuinely hope for drastic announcements so they can score points. What utterly wretched people. They fucked the economy and even now they still only care about themselves. They’re not even human anymore. Labour is the party of evil.
Free Museums but the BBC will have to take on the cost of the World Service and will have its Licence Fee freezed!!!!
Dave’s abolished the BBC!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!
No he fucking hasn’t!
Piss off and get your own moniker you thieving twat!
“freezed”?? Don’t you mean “frozed” ?
BBC wonk – Why should we fund the world service? Those feckers overseas don’t pay us nuffink.
Its well known that members of the taliban who listen to the archers are less likely to shoot british soldiers. Sing with me. “tum te tum etc.”
Agreed. Half the time the reception is so poor anyway that you can’t hear a word they are saying.
*uhuuhh* mister *uhuuuhhh* speaker *uuhhhuuhh*
Has anyone seen Gordon? I’ve not got a good view from the door.
If you see him let me know.
He still owes me a tenner.
He owes the rest of us a damn sight more!
#coughcough# mister #cough# speaker #cough#
cough cough
Do you think Johnson will use my ” Osborne wants to convince us he can carry out a 1st class service on 2nd class money” line?
So Gordon bottled out again then
19%
Sting in the tail, cuts lower than Labour implied in March. Not 20% but 19% over four years.
it was gideon who asked his ministers for 20-40%
he’s kept all the big cuts for the books
Postie rises. Will he deliver?
Follow that then Postie
~Calm down dear!
What is that stupid mouse faced twat doing in the speakers chair?
Is that Danger Mouse?
Postie claims that the cuts are ideological, just like Labour’s breaking the national finances was ideological.
Postie calls the Coalition Deficit Deceivers. Did he see the dinosaurs yesterday?
nobody did
they were shite
What global recesion?
SMACK!
What global recesion?
Postie thinks this is pantomime!
Pre-rehearsed rubbish, no mention of the actually speech.
No chance that he could analyse the budget.. numbers bigger than 10 require socks & shoes to be removed.
You’ve never seen the House of Commons before then ?
Postie is stuck in the past.
Bloody hell. A Postie flanked by a wonk and a man hater
What’s Hague doing over there ?
Shameless re-writing of history. Postie tries to blame the banking crisis on the Tories.
To be fair, it was Thatcher who deregulated much of the city…
“Guido doesn’t quite understand the logic of him being there, but then that was always the way with Gordon…”
It’s generally the way with Guido
nobody believed him but the windowlickers
Why am I being modded for calling the speaker a stupid mouse faced tw@?
At least Darling knew what he was talking about. Johnson is just reverting to tribal politics.
tribal politics in Parliament!!??!!!
The OBR documents were on the website – not much of a leak
At least Darling knew what he was talking about
Come, come. Let’s not exaggerate, just because he is not such a complete idiot as the present shadow
What’s that fugly creature to Milliblands right?
It makes me nauseous.
Angela Eagle?
Thanks Gnostic.
Made me ralph, she could curdle Guinness.
Rug Muncher!
Poor rug.
I think big Al wrote his speech before hearing what George had to say and he’s sticking to it even though it bears no relevance to what George actually said.
I expected better of him
Al as shadow chancellor is a true second class post
I was going to say “posted above his class”
Package must have been dropped on its head during delivery.
Should we change “window lickers” to “stamp lickers” now?
I was always taught to sound like you know what you are talking about even if you didn’t. Johnson never had my teacher then.
Mrs Balls has been looking as sick as a parrot since she entered the chamber. Sour puss.
Why am I being modded for calling the speaker a stupid mouse faced lady’s front bottom?
Postie didn’t answer the statement, just waffled (pre-configured for sure)!
God help us – Andrew Neil says Flanders, Peston and Toenails are the “best brains in Britain”. They don’t half love themselves.
How does “unemployed manual un-skilled worker” = someone who should be on incapacity benefit FFS?
‘ in the village people’ more like
See the Sweaties have their begging bowl out.
Gordon and I have decided that our constituents don’t need representation in parliament. If the public refuse to recognise what very important people we are, then we will have to demonstrate our superiority by staying at home in bed.
No it’s the turn of the Pig Poisoners.
Brown should be called to the bar of the Commons and made to apologise to the House and to the country for the damage he has done to the UK .
There’s a lot of non-job squealing going on out there. Roast pork anyone?
Councils have seen this coming for 6 months but many have been in complete denial and ostrich mode. It’s always someone else’s fault.
One thing’s for sure he won’t be the only gay in the village!
Just in town looking for bum boys while Sarah humps that dyke from the Beeb. I saved the world.
no where to be seen in the chamber..what a surprise …bigot
Osbourne claims that “we can all hold our heads up high that the UK now hands out the sum of ELEVEN AND A HALF BILLION POUNDS per year in foreign aid”
Huuh?
I dont know about you but I only feel shame and humiliation that this coalition can destroy our armed forces while handing over billions to foreigners.
How many tories are prepared to defend that kind of treachery?
Aid is NOT WORKING – read a book by Dambisa Moyo called DEAD AID. Dambia was born in Zambia, trained as an economist working in the World Bank, studied at Harvard & Oxford and then worked with Golman Sachs as Global Economist.
This woman is a highly educated African and she tells everyone that AID IS NOT WORKING and is the main problem stopping Africa from standing on its own two feet.
Letter sent to my MP.
Dear Andrew,
after watching the spending review this afternoon I became aware of the absence of the ex P.M. As I understand it the man is still drawing an MP’s salary & hasn’t been present in his place of work since he left Downing St. As one of his wage payers I would like to know the reasons why. Is he on the sick or as rumours have it he is writing his memoirs. If the latter is the case then this is not acceptable & any monies due from his writings would become property of his employer. if it is the former I wish to be told.
It is NOT acceptable in either public or private sectors for an employee to simply not turn up for such an extended period while still drawing a salary without good reason or disciplinary action.
Please clarify this matter for me as a matter of some urgency as his salary should be put to better use.
Yours sincerely/faithfully
(I can’t remember which)
Pete Taylor.
Banquo’s Ghost?
I was right – no show from the spineless moron who got us into this mess.
I hope he dies a slow painful death.
What I will say to the honourable gentleman is that I was never a member of the Communist Party of Great Britain, nor did I spy for the Soviet Union, and nor indeed did Jack Jones.
Bottled again, I jus’ couldnae face i’.
Please, don’t report me for fraud for taking my huge fuck-off salary and not doing any work!
Gordon Brown is a straight up vertical cockroach.