Last Friday’s caption contest proved, once again, that the comment section is overrun scatological window-lickers, but there were one or two gems. The winner of Dennis Kavanagh and Philip Cowley’s comprehensive “The British General Election 2010″ is Sir William Waad for:
“Gordon refused to do the housework, claiming that he had abolished broom and dust.”
Arise and email your address to Guido please Sir William…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Scatological? What’s that then?
Scatology, n. The science of scats.
puns are shite
Runs are shite, too.
Two invisible men spotted in Kirkcaldy
WD Sir William Wadd.
Any relation to Johnny Wadd?
I know his son….Tight Waad
and I his alert grandfather, HereWadd the Wake.
…and his Italian cousin Waddaya Know
But I DID abolish it.
Puns ‘r’ Us. Nice one Sir W!.
well done Sir William.
Another oppurtunity to get rid of some of your unsold books
Just get a wood burning stove Fawkes
Cheap heat and you save on the postage
Bristol Palin stimulates sex with a man on TV, take his top off, wiggles her bum a lot and mummy Sarah cheers.
Bristol Palin stimulates sex with a man on TV,
Good. There’s not enough smut on TV these days.
Wrong dancer lost their top, though…
bonfire of the inanities ?
Burning incuriosity?
I’ve got a book coming out.
We are planning to put it alongside all the other “Labour Politician’s” Best Sellers in our stores. Three for £5 offer
£5 for three books,jeez that’s expensive even for first editions,I’ll wait until they get to the carboot sales,even 20p may be a bit expensive .
It’s going to be called “The ramblings of a shite Prime Minister.”
AKA ‘The shamblings of a right plonker’.
I’ve got a book on coming out.
Dear Gordon
Will it be titled
“Im comming out”?
That would take courage
You great big fat celtic jessie
Save a few bob on the book jacket photo by just taking a digital photo of a raw Frey Bentos pie with two currants for eyes and a knife slash for your mouth
You fu cking homosexual econonomicaly incontinent k unt
O/T, has anyone seen on the BBC website an article about business leaders signing a letter in support of the cuts?
Bermudian Broadcating Corporation?
Bahamian Broadcating Corporation?
Bolivian Broadcating Corporation?
Won’t be on the British Broadcating Corporation?
It got about two minutes mention on BBC 4 this morning pourned with scorn by the senile presenter snidely chipping a snarky comment on the various public sectors and sacred cows like the NHS, Local Councils, Army being more important before it was brushed under the carpet as well.
It’s a figment of your imagination..they obviously meant to say they were AGAINST the cuts.Meanwhile try our “You be Chancellor Web Page…” for the REAL horror of the TORY cuts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11503212
I had to search hard on the Pravda website but I found it and Robert Preston wrote some shite at the end:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11561363
BBC business editor Robert Peston says that Mr Osborne could not be happier that a group of influential people, such as the 35 business leaders, has at last come out and said they want him to make the deep public spending cuts that he has been promising.
However, some people would point out that these bosses may be experts at running businesses but that does not make them experts at how best to manage the economy, our correspondent adds.
Robert Peston said in his blog on the cuts that some of the signatories – such as Next chief executive Lord Wolfson and Paul Walsh of Diageo – were widely viewed as Conservative supporters.
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Peston really is a total tool who is probably still sucking Gordon Brown’s tiny cock. Ian Livingstone of BT Group and Andy Bond signed the letter and they have both been Labour donors. Really crap argument to say that business leaders know nothing about Macroeconomics.
I can’t believe that I pay my license fee and this informtaion is buried away as though it is unsuitable for me. I appriciate that its not a main story but it is important given the fact that cuts are due.
Fucking fix!
Well done Sir William!
Glad the attention is off me.
But you do have more than a passing resemblance to a pile of scat!
Very witty Mr Waad. A jewel amongst the humourless minor rudery.
I dare say you’ll be wanting to remove these ‘scatalogical window lickers’ from future threads then Fawkes?…..No?
Oh.
Why don’t you drop by?
If you sign up you get a free shit pie!
http://tinyurl.com/yg3quy3
AAAAGHHH! FFS, i should have known you were hiding something within that tinyurl, you are a wrong-un!
I’m gonna stick to licking winders.
That page must be full of viruses or at the very least bacteria!
Don’t go here! It’s a LOT worse than you thought…
It is not so much that the bottom fel out of his world – rather that the world fell out of his bottom.
The labour partys’ economic guru has just spoken.The world would do well to listen and heed his wise words. After all he has jsut spent the last couple of weeks reading “Economics for Dummies”
I would like to see the “Posties” comments to the letter signed by business leaders.
Can I have it back when you have finished it? I didn’t quite get past chapter 1
I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Just carry on spending, the kids can pay.
Ah – economic skiing – Spending the Kids’ Inheritance.
Not my kids – I haven’t got any.
Other people’s kids will be paying, tee hee.
Today I’ll mostly be shitting my pants just like Christine Bleakley in a Lady Gaga styleee!
I’ll be make a statement to the house on this and other matters later this afternoon, thank you.
Yippee! Wogan in greed is just around the corner. Please give generously from what’s left over of the license fee you already paid to fund his £1300 per hour fee – he says its for a good cause.
Congrats, Sir William. Pleasing to see good old-fashioned wit trumping crudity.
Hear Hear!
Well done Sir William.
I am not just a scatologist, I am now a coprophiliac !
Same shit!
Scatology is a respected faith founded by L Ron hiddingthecupboard Oaten
I resent all of this bile
A life time of stealing credit cards, littering your drive with red rubber bands, booting your dog when he was just doing his duty, and leering at your wifes tits qualifies me to run an economy
I heard you on TWAO spouting your economically illiterate shite.
Not that you’ll be getting a chsnce to implement it.
“is overrun scatological window-lickers”
That’s bullshit!
I agree.
Hey man, where you bin.
Sir Waad has the measure of me.
3mm erect!
I like the way that Sir William chose the picture for the caption contest on Wednesday 13th, honed his one-liner to perfection for two days, posted said piccy and was then able to resist the urge to unleash his masterpiece on an unsuspecting world for a good few hours.
Call me a cynic and that etc.
Sir Willy moves in mysterious ways, EB.
Mike Smithson had others at Political Betting had flagged the picture up. I don’t think Sir William of Waad had anything to do with the selection of the photograph.
It was a cracker.
Oh fuck, if i’d have know that the notorious tight waad Fawkes was actually going to break with historical precedence and come up with a prize, I would have tried harder to disassociate politicians from shit!
He has only chosen to award WW with the prize so he can flush his identity out. Sir William is a very humourous man and is probably also the wealthiest person who posts here regularly. Given that I know there are at least 10 millionaires in the assembled company (not that this is a lot of dosh in this age), Sir W beats them all in net worth.
Watch out, William, Guido is after your spondulics. Suggest you can afford not to claim the paltry reward, deserved though your effort is.
Just awarded it because it was funny, you are possibly even more paranoid than Guido.
Waad did two rubbish postings at 1.35 and 1.36. I did a posting at 3.30ish – Ok not as elegant as his exact words but nonetheless bringing up the broom and dust line. He regurgitates it at 3.44 and wins. Total fix.
1. Yeah, yeah, and
2. Yeah.