October 18th, 2010

Caption Contest Winner

Last Friday’s caption contest proved, once again, that the comment section is overrun scatological window-lickers, but there were one or two gems. The winner of Dennis Kavanagh and Philip Cowley’s comprehensive “The British General Election 2010″ is Sir  William Waad for:

“Gordon refused to do the housework, claiming that he had abolished broom and dust.”

Arise and email your address to Guido please Sir William…


70 Comments

  1. 1
    Education Education Education says:

    Scatological? What’s that then?

  2. 2
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    puns are shite

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Two invisible men spotted in Kirkcaldy

  4. 4
    AC1 says:

    WD Sir William Wadd.

    Any relation to Johnny Wadd?

  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    But I DID abolish it.

  6. 6
    Tom Tomos says:

    Puns ‘r’ Us. Nice one Sir W!.

  7. 7
    tit says:

    well done Sir William.

  8. 8
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Another oppurtunity to get rid of some of your unsold books
    Just get a wood burning stove Fawkes
    Cheap heat and you save on the postage

  9. 9
    Down with Brown! says:

    Bristol Palin stimulates sex with a man on TV, take his top off, wiggles her bum a lot and mummy Sarah cheers.

  10. 10
    Backwoodsman says:

    bonfire of the inanities ?

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve got a book coming out.

  12. 12
    GrimeLord says:

    O/T, has anyone seen on the BBC website an article about business leaders signing a letter in support of the cuts?

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Bermudian Broadcating Corporation?
    Bahamian Broadcating Corporation?
    Bolivian Broadcating Corporation?

    Won’t be on the British Broadcating Corporation?

  14. 14
    Bookends.... says:

    We are planning to put it alongside all the other “Labour Politician’s” Best Sellers in our stores. Three for £5 offer

  15. 15
    The BBC scaremongering as usual says:

    It’s a figment of your imagination..they obviously meant to say they were AGAINST the cuts.Meanwhile try our “You be Chancellor Web Page…” for the REAL horror of the TORY cuts

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11503212

  16. 16
    Albi Here says:

    £5 for three books,jeez that’s expensive even for first editions,I’ll wait until they get to the carboot sales,even 20p may be a bit expensive .

  17. 17
    concrete pump says:

    Fucking fix!

  18. 18
    Says it all.... says:

    It got about two minutes mention on BBC 4 this morning pourned with scorn by the senile presenter snidely chipping a snarky comment on the various public sectors and sacred cows like the NHS, Local Councils, Army being more important before it was brushed under the carpet as well.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve got a book on coming out.

  20. 20
    White Van Man says:

    Well done Sir William!

  21. 21
    Drinks are on me !! Oops ...sorry forgot my wallet again says:

    I know his son….Tight Waad

  22. 22
    Sadiq Khan says:

    Glad the attention is off me.

  23. 23
    Down with Brown! says:

    It’s going to be called “The ramblings of a shite Prime Minister.”

  24. 24
    bandersnatch says:

    Very witty Mr Waad. A jewel amongst the humourless minor rudery.

  25. 25
    concrete pump says:

    I dare say you’ll be wanting to remove these ‘scatalogical window lickers’ from future threads then Fawkes?…..No?

    Oh.

  26. 26
    Postman Prat says:

    The labour partys’ economic guru has just spoken.The world would do well to listen and heed his wise words. After all he has jsut spent the last couple of weeks reading “Economics for Dummies”

  27. 27
    Down with Brown! says:

    I had to search hard on the Pravda website but I found it and Robert Preston wrote some shite at the end:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11561363

    BBC business editor Robert Peston says that Mr Osborne could not be happier that a group of influential people, such as the 35 business leaders, has at last come out and said they want him to make the deep public spending cuts that he has been promising.

    However, some people would point out that these bosses may be experts at running businesses but that does not make them experts at how best to manage the economy, our correspondent adds.

    Robert Peston said in his blog on the cuts that some of the signatories – such as Next chief executive Lord Wolfson and Paul Walsh of Diageo – were widely viewed as Conservative supporters.

    ——————————————————————————-
    Peston really is a total tool who is probably still sucking Gordon Brown’s tiny cock. Ian Livingstone of BT Group and Andy Bond signed the letter and they have both been Labour donors. Really crap argument to say that business leaders know nothing about Macroeconomics.

  28. 28
    GrimeLord says:

    I can’t believe that I pay my license fee and this informtaion is buried away as though it is unsuitable for me. I appriciate that its not a main story but it is important given the fact that cuts are due.

  29. 29
    Champagne Socialist says:

    I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Just carry on spending, the kids can pay.

  30. 30
    GrimeLord says:

    I would like to see the “Posties” comments to the letter signed by business leaders.

  31. 31
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Dear Gordon
    Will it be titled
    “Im comming out”?
    That would take courage
    You great big fat celtic jessie
    Save a few bob on the book jacket photo by just taking a digital photo of a raw Frey Bentos pie with two currants for eyes and a knife slash for your mouth
    You fu cking homosexual econonomicaly incontinent k unt

  32. 32
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I’ll mostly be shitting my pants just like Christine Bleakley in a Lady Gaga styleee!

    I’ll be make a statement to the house on this and other matters later this afternoon, thank you.

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I have it back when you have finished it? I didn’t quite get past chapter 1

  34. 34
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Yippee! Wogan in greed is just around the corner. Please give generously from what’s left over of the license fee you already paid to fund his £1300 per hour fee – he says its for a good cause.

  35. 35
    Engineer says:

    Congrats, Sir William. Pleasing to see good old-fashioned wit trumping crudity.

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown, Deficit Denier-in-Chief says:

    I am not just a scatologist, I am now a coprophiliac !

  37. 37
    Alan Johnson says:

    I resent all of this bile
    A life time of stealing credit cards, littering your drive with red rubber bands, booting your dog when he was just doing his duty, and leering at your wifes tits qualifies me to run an economy

  38. 38
    Scatalogical Window Licker says:

    Why don’t you drop by?
    If you sign up you get a free shit pie!

    http://tinyurl.com/yg3quy3

  39. 39
    Engineer says:

    Ah – economic skiing – Spending the Kids’ Inheritance.

  40. 40
    White Van Man says:

    Same shit!

  41. 41
    concrete pump says:

    AAAAGHHH! FFS, i should have known you were hiding something within that tinyurl, you are a wrong-un!

  42. 42
    jeremey thorpe says:

    Scatology is a respected faith founded by L Ron hiddingthecupboard Oaten

  43. 43
    Half a Seagull says:

    Runs are shite, too.

  44. 44
    Half a Seagull says:

    Scatology, n. The science of scats.

  45. 45
    Half a Seagull says:

    and I his alert grandfather, HereWadd the Wake.

  46. 46
    Half a Seagull says:

    Burning incuriosity?

  47. 47
    Half a Seagull says:

    AKA ‘The shamblings of a right plonker’.

  48. 48
    Childfree says:

    Not my kids – I haven’t got any.
    Other people’s kids will be paying, tee hee.

  49. 49
    Postman Scat says:

    I heard you on TWAO spouting your economically illiterate shite.
    Not that you’ll be getting a chsnce to implement it.

  50. 50
    Dr. Proctoscat says:

    “is overrun scatological window-lickers”

    That’s bullshit!

  51. 51
    Crudity says:

    Hear Hear!

    Well done Sir William.

  52. 52
    Crudity says:

    I’m gonna stick to licking winders.

    That page must be full of viruses or at the very least bacteria!

  53. 53
    Gordon the Loon McBroon says:

    Sir Waad has the measure of me.

  54. 54
    Dick Tator says:

    Don’t go here! It’s a LOT worse than you thought…

  55. 55
    Crudity says:

    Oh fuck, if i’d have know that the notorious tight waad Fawkes was actually going to break with historical precedence and come up with a prize, I would have tried harder to disassociate politicians from shit!

  56. 56
    Major Rudery Rtd. says:

    But you do have more than a passing resemblance to a pile of scat!

  57. 57
    Lord Boothby says:

    I agree.

  58. 58
    Gay Kray says:

    Hey man, where you bin.

  59. 59
    Sarah says:

    3mm erect!

  60. 60
    Susan Summer says:

    I like the way that Sir William chose the picture for the caption contest on Wednesday 13th, honed his one-liner to perfection for two days, posted said piccy and was then able to resist the urge to unleash his masterpiece on an unsuspecting world for a good few hours.
    Call me a cynic and that etc.

  61. 61
    Holborn Viaduct says:

    Sir Willy moves in mysterious ways, EB.

  62. 62
    spig says:

    …and his Italian cousin Waddaya Know

  63. 63
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Mike Smithson had others at Political Betting had flagged the picture up. I don’t think Sir William of Waad had anything to do with the selection of the photograph.

    It was a cracker.

  64. 64
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    It is not so much that the bottom fel out of his world – rather that the world fell out of his bottom.

  65. 65
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    He has only chosen to award WW with the prize so he can flush his identity out. Sir William is a very humourous man and is probably also the wealthiest person who posts here regularly. Given that I know there are at least 10 millionaires in the assembled company (not that this is a lot of dosh in this age), Sir W beats them all in net worth.

    Watch out, William, Guido is after your spondulics. Suggest you can afford not to claim the paltry reward, deserved though your effort is.

  66. 66

    Just awarded it because it was funny, you are possibly even more paranoid than Guido.

  67. 67
    annnnonyperson says:

    Bristol Palin stimulates sex with a man on TV,

    Good. There’s not enough smut on TV these days.

  68. 68
    annnnonyperson says:

    Wrong dancer lost their top, though…

  69. 69
    Deep Who says:

    Waad did two rubbish postings at 1.35 and 1.36. I did a posting at 3.30ish – Ok not as elegant as his exact words but nonetheless bringing up the broom and dust line. He regurgitates it at 3.44 and wins. Total fix.

  70. 70
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    1. Yeah, yeah, and
    2. Yeah.


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