Breaking : “Handycock” Arrested
Pervy MP Mike Hancock has been arrested over claims he indecently assaulted a single mother who went to him for help. Guido has been covering the shenanigans of the Lib Dem MP for Portsmouth South for months – there is much more to come. He has been released on police bail…
See also : “Handycock” Faces Probing (Oct 12), +++ “Handycock” Loses Injunction Battle +++ (Oct 7), Exclusive: “Handycock” In Court Next Week (Sep 28), Third Time Unlucky For Hancock (Sep 27), Exclusive: Hancock’s Half Hour (With the Police) (3Aug).
+++ More follows +++
I’m in with a chance Gloria claims.
he seems like a nice boy ducky
Hope we see a lot more of Mr Cock reported here.
Crikey, Man arrested for fancying woman. Yet only 4 MPs have been arrested for stealing from the public purse.
He should count himself lucky. I just wanted a nice little holiday.
I’m glad Chris isn’t a nutter.
Moran or should that be moron is about to be charged. People in Luton want to put her in stocks.
About to be five I think, Moran looks set to have her collar felt. Having said that, they’ll all get off anyway.
AlJaBeebya don’t mention the word Arrest.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11529352
That was yesterday.
keep up.
May be he’s also the real father of the “wingnutted TV star’s lovechild”.
So Tony Blair has been paying the mother for no good reason?
Why did he get the test done? Didn’t he trust her???
“wingnutted TV star’s lovechild”?
*ndr*w M*rr?
Allegedly with someone called *l*c* Kilometre, or someone.
26 shall b the number of your enlightenment.
Shouldn’t the cross hairs be across his forehead? – shooting the nose may not be fatal if the bullet passes under his brain.
Probably better to aim lower if you want to hit his brain. A few inches below the belt buckle ought to do it.
I think his brain is located much further down.
And his mouth.
He’s bright enough to milk the system, see http://www.po12bg.com/id28.html
The Penguin
Looks like he’s a top Trougher…..
I am not a top Trougher. I am proud to announce that I am the No 1 Trougher.
What’s the punishment for mong fondling these days?
Comments like that reveal the unacceptable face of conservatism, generated by the over privileged elitism that my party suffers from!
Shut it windowlicker, or I’ll set Hancock on you.
I rest my case!!
You have to live at Number 10 until IDave moves in.
Throw away the keys!
Oddly, this didn’t make it on to the Toady programme. I supose the beeboids couldn’t spare anyone from the many teams of reporters covering the views of the public sector paper shufflers union on the possible effects of the budget cuts on their members.
…not to mention 25 of them living it up in Chile at our expense.
Only 25? Short staffed or something? Are the ‘cuts’ having an effect?
Nearer 70 – see Saturday’s Telegraph.
50 after allowing for exaggeration.
Many, many more will be in Mumbai.
…or Bombay as everyone except the inhabitants of the salons of Islington still call it.
25? 50? Who’s counting? Certainly not the Beeb. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/chile/8051575/Chile-miners-BBC-sends-25-to-cover-rescue-of-33.html
Had a good laugh at this morning’s “Toady”, listening to Evan Davis banging on about “miners”…
Pales into insignificance compared to the number covering the ongoing, forthcoming, unneccessary, recovery risking, double dip producing, swingeing, unfair, ideological and Tory cuts.
Delhi surely?
Noida, actually. Think Wimbledon/London.
It would have done had he been Tory.
One is taught to aim at the centre of the observed mass. Easier with some targets than others. Do I smell pie?
Always nice to see ‘the ‘hairs’.
Hairy pie?
Why not? With one of those ceramic birds poking out of the middle to let the steam out.
From the twat’s webshite:
“I can confirm that I was questioned on Tuesday 12 October by officers of the Hampshire Police in relation to allegations made against me by one individual. I attended the police station voluntarily, cooperated fully and answered all questions that were asked. ”
However, elsewhere:
“Hampshire Constabulary spokesman Ian Sainsbury said in a statement: ‘A man has been arrested on suspicion of indecent assault following a complaint from a woman in Portsmouth.”
I’d really, really hate to see anything happen to him or his marriage and career.
Of course these statements are not necessarily contradictory. He probably attended voluntarily etc and was then formally arrested and released on bail.
Not contradictory but there is a certain incompleteness to Hancock’s statement.
There is a certain incompleteness about Hancock…
Thats the kind of thing that happens if you mess with a bunny boiler.
It looks like Hancock is a complete waste of space.
O/T BBC reporters creaming themselves over the “men’s remarkable physical condition” and “They’ve been 69 days underground missing their wives and husbands on the surface…” ooops — very sloppy Freudian slip there BBC.
Maybe not so Freudian. This is the deluded BBC we’re on about, they probably think they’re all Chilean miners (or is that minors?) or lumberjacks too.
They’re foreign and therefore not quite *real* like us, so we can patronise them freely.
It’s in the BBC manual “How to be a Foreign Correspondent in one easy lesson”
With all the reporters they have, you’d imagine they’d unearth (sic) a different angle. Of course, they presumably aren’t mentioning the saga over mistresses that the tabloids are having fun with?
Oh dear, looks like he’s in more than a little shit.
Talking of MPs and police, anyone seen that the fat piggy Moran is back in the news?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/labour-mps-expenses/8060216/MPs-expenses-Margaret-Moran-may-be-fifth-MP-to-face-court.html
Looks like the dry rot was the least of her problems, most of the ‘work’ done on her various properties seems to to backed up with false invoices. Tut tut, another one soon to be living at HM’s expense in a rather smaller property with not much of a view…
Yeah but three square meals a day, roof over her head, regular sex. What more could a girl want?
Will she be going to Cell Block H?
Another charge will be added to her false charity — complete with made up charity number, she and her partner ran — as patronised by Udders at her terrace of the HoC bash?
Glad to hear that what everyone who knows him personally knows (that he is a sexual predator) is coming out.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Guido, who is the most surprised of results of the DNA test, yourself or Andrew Marr?
Neither. But I suspect that the real Daddy, the one who has allowed another to pick up the tab, will be watching the blogs and the news with a new vigour!
Who can it be?
Alice, who is close to Ed…….
Ed… which one?
You pick big boy, its a load of balls to me.
Mind you Miranda did come a sniffing and he helped my career.
Let’s see now – Andy, who is married to Jackie, has long-running affair with Alice then Alice shags A.N. Other, unknown to Andy, who is still shagging her. Alice has sprog,tells Andy it’s his, he pays up and foolishly tries to put a legal lid on the whole mess. Child is told eventually that Andy is Dad, begins to form a relationship. Whole thing then blows apart when DNA test reveals the truth.Unfortunate child now has to ‘start over again’ as far as her ‘Daddy’ is concerned.
So here we have highly educated, professional media people who earn a living telling us all how our lives should be conducted, behaving in their own lives like underclass benefit scroungers in a sink estate. What a mess, what hypocrites!
In fact, so hypocritical that they could almost be champagne socialists. Oh , wait a minute, most of them are !
Is it mere coincidence that poor little jug ears has spent most of this week angrily telling the world how pointless and irrelevant bloggers are?
? twat!
I will be taking questions from the new leader of the opposition, Mr E Miliband today at 12.00.
I was most impressed to see you in the chamber yesterday Gordon
He wont stay under investigation for very long if DS Nicola Turton of Fareham Police has anything to do with it.
http://po12bg.com/id30.html
The infidel & cripple Cummings will fall to the forces of Islam, and DS Turton!!
Allah Akbar!! Allah Akbar!!
I will cast you down with the sodomites
Allah Akbar
Any pictures of la 969?
Mike,
It is getting a bit difficult to cover up for you with all the press coverage. Would you be prepared to plea bargain to a lesser charge, such as harassment, so we can let you off with a caution? Boaz!
No. I want her charged for harassing me, for failing to accept my wise counsel and I want that Les Cummings arrested and sent down for life. Innit? Boaz!
Howard Jacobson is the kind of rare writer of beautiful prose who also makes you snort out loud with laughter on the train #manbooker
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/27173282321
Fuck off you pointless twat, you’re just a fucking cum receptacle for a jizz syringe containing the feeble 2 headed spunkfish that were spoffed forth from a one eyed lunatic.
No one cares anymore you stupid bitch!
Friend of yours is she?
She is a friend of mine!
Bean flicker!
Your intellectual contributions to this blog have always been a source of amazement and pity!
I think the best thing for you to do, Tony, is to not reply to my comments. Don’t lower yourself to my level, but this is the second time on one thread that you have….
Odd.
This is intimidation of a Paulsgrove council house kid made good!
Desist this campaign against Mr Hancock this instant!
He is not up to his neck in dodgy deals at Portsmouth City Council in any way whatsover, and I am unanimous in that!
Portsmouth City Council is where the real skeletons are hidden
Dirty work afoot in the planning committee methinks
I can categorically deny that there is any planning corruption in Portsmouth. The reason we have not arrested the multi- millionaire drug dealing/property developers is because they are too clever for us. Lord Handycock is not providing them with any protection whatsoever and I am unanimous in that. See you down the Lodge Thursday boys. Boaz!
I would like to state categorically that the following people are not involved in the rampant planning corruption going on in this city. I would further like to add that none of the following have been involved in cover ups for each or any of those innocents mentioned below:-
Executive Member for Planning, Regeneration and Economic Development
Chief Executive Portsmouth City Council
City Solicitor
City Planning Officer
City Conservation Officer
I would like to wholeheartedly respond to the genuine comment above at 128. This man is obviously a gentleman and a man of total integrity.
I would further like to add that none of these honourable public servants were involved in any way in the removal and destruction of the Right Honourable Member for Porstmouth South, Councillor Mike Hancock CBE MP’s papers from the members area last weekend.
There’s nothing going on in Portsmouth that the Local Government Ombudsman and other Watchdogs won’t try and cover up.
http://ombudsmanwatchers.org.uk/
They have done it before and they will do it again.
A nod here and a nod there and hey presto, all the powers that be look the other way. Including Watchdogs, Political Parties, Government, Police etc. Until of course the press get involved and force them to act, as in the MP’s expense scandal. The public shouldn’t have to rely on the themselves and the and press to out wrongdoers. Where are the Watchdogs and where is the scrutiny?
Whistleblower can I get planning permission in Portsmouth on the same terms as I got my council house, sleep with a councilor or councilors on the relevant committee!
Of course it goes without saying.
Look at this for Portsmouth Planning Corruption cover up by the LGO.
http://ombudsmanwatchers.org.uk/personal_accounts/edmunds/keintroduction.html
I find for less than 1% of all claimants against councils, so I can’t see what the problem is. In the case of Portsmouth, I have had 56 complaints, many about planning corruption, recently, and found ‘maladministration with injustice’ in 1 out of the 56; and this was not about planning corruption. For me to be called biased and corrupt is going too far.
Sorry I can’t run the Local Government Ombudsman service properly but I spend most of the time swanning about abroad at taxpayer’s expense with my wife. As a number have Freedom of Information requests have proven. Why do you think I am retiring next month? Anyway things could be worse, Hancock could get my job.
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/body/lgo
Im my experience, once you have seen one miner rescued you have seem them all.
It is getting a it boring – great story well worth 5 mins of coverage but not this satuation coverage on Sky & 5-Live. Lets have more on Liverpool hopefully getting 9 points docked and pervy Libdems. They are the real cheer me up feel good stories. That and anything involving busty ladies in wet t-shirts
Portsmouth News even going to town now
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Portsmouth-South-MP-Mike-Hancock.6578509.jp
Even THE NEWS can’t ignore this one. Maybe now we can also be told the real stories behind the claims and persecution of Les Cummings and Mike Austin, not to mention the older but much much fruitier stories of our brave MP’s exploits in Rumania, in Russia and even those much closer to home. How soon before the ranks of the Freemasons close up around to try and protect their erring brother?
If Hancock is a Freemason then we will never see justice. The police and courts are fully infiltrated by the satanic fraternity.
How dare you imply that Lord Handycock is and has been receiving masonic protection for many years. Boaz!
I cannot be a Freemason, as I have never declared it in my public life, and I am unanimous in that. Innit? Boaz!
Is he acquainted with Gary Glitter?
All those supporting MPs of New Labour, including those LibDems who leaned that way, should experience a taste of their own medicine.
There should be for them a presumption of guilt until proven innocent, that is innocent beyond reasonable doubt.
We can then chuck them all in jail and see how many can get out over a period of time. We could even have a subscription virtual reality program where the viewers could follow their progress, or otherwise. All proceeds to pay off the National Debt. A general amnesty might be considered should the debt be eliminated.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/liberaldemocrats/8060597/Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock-questioned-by-police-over-improper-behaviour-claims.html
Press outside his office on Albert Road as I write
His website is illuminating, but strangely doesn’t mention todays events: http://www.hancockmen.com
O/T,
When are you going to target that lying c*nt Tommy Sheridan, Fawkes? I would deeply love to see that fuckhole crash and burn.
I think they’ll manage that quite well on their own.
He’s doing it all by himself. Dismissed his legal team
several times. hence headline “Sheridan drops his briefs again” (thanks to the sun for that one)
Let me make it quite clear “We are all in this together”
Guido Fawkes warns Government cuts will be ‘greatest macro-economic mistake in a century’
If all this results in him going to prison, what is the legal position regarding his seat in parliament? As he would not be able to represent his constituents surely he would be forced to resign. This may also happen if he is found guilty even if he does not get a prison sentence. If this happens it will be very interesting to see what will happen regarding the Conservative stance regarding the contest at the subsequent by election.
If convicted he would automatically be disqualified from the house. A by-election would be held. Of course, if he succesfully appealed he’d be re-instated.
His majority is 5,000 over the Cons, Labour a poor third. So there would probably be both Con and Lib Dem candidates, with a lack-lustre campaign by the Cons.
You should google ‘jim speechley’, the former leader of Lincolnshire cc to get a better understanding of what responsibilities our elected representatives have should they be convicted of a criminal offence.
Gordon seems unable to attend Parliament – but he is allowed to stay as MP
I will never resign. I will represent my constituents from prison. I have spent my whole life troughing, even though I do not have even one single ‘O’ level, cannot spell nor put a grammatical sentence together (my secretary wrote this for me). The system is so easy to exploit, and I’m not going to stop now that I am just about to hit the big time. Who said the three largest planning permissions ever in Portsmouth, were granted without ever being put out to tender, in accordance with European law? They will get it! That is my last word. Innit?
I think he should be a presenter on LBC.
Remind me what these child benefit changes are, again?
Millionaires should get Child Benefits, as per Marxist doctrines.
Oh brilliant, I’ll tell Alice. It all helps…..
I am a tosser
“The MP was allegedly reported to police by a family support worker for the woman, who is understood to suffer from borderline personality disorder.”
sales@accommodation.comfamily support wrokers with borderline personality disorders?
one of the chillean miners has asked to be lowered back down ….hes forgotten his keys ,wallet and phone
Can I get lowered down too?
Anything to get me away from my horrible wife!
Oh, dear.
The first picture is captioned “Cameron fucks Reed”?
Could that be Jamie Reed MP? http://jamiereedmp.com/
Called *lisps* JAMIE
From his profile it seems as if he enjoys the company of seafaring folk and hanging around ports
Has this person ever shared a room with Billy Notrousers Hague?
Nominations please.
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PNMV95J
You bastard, i clicked that link! I’m going to have to delete my browsing history now….!
And bleach my eyes…
David Laws was scrambling to get over to Chile as he had heard the words well oiled shaft and helmets!!
Can I just wish my double-dealing bro all the best for his first PMQ today ???
Wha’s the betting that there will be a reality TV show down that Chilean mine?
Jade Godie has already won
She is staying under ground as the last person out
So he touched up some slag who was feeling needy and he saw a chance to “discuss poilicy” with her
Which male here hasnt ever done the same?
Poor sod only got a grab of her arse and now his life is in ruins
Mar Handoncock is just a normal man
As those perverts “GAYS” like to say
Live with it!
Beast, Beast, we have standards here. No attempting Ugandan discussions with anyone with an IQ of under 80 , its just not cricket.
What is it with ConDems and disabled constituents? If you’re not smearing them on the internet you’re trying to cop a feel.
International fame at last.
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,722907,00.html
And Reuters.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE69C2K620101013
Lack of scrutiny over the last 10 years by weak and ineffectual Watchdogs, such as the Local Government Ombudsman, Standards Commission (and others) has allowed councillors and council officers to get away with things they wouldn’t have, had they been subject of proper scrutiny and accountability. What makes things worse is the added protection they appear to get from the local Police. The public should not have to do the job that the Watchdogs are supposed to be doing but aren’t.
http://ombudsmanwatchers.org.uk/
And:
http://www.psow.co.uk/
It was I who reported the Right Honourable Councillor Mike Hancock CBE MP to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner. Why? Because I know him to be innocent and a man of honour. In any case we are now in Government and the Commissioner will do what he is told!
If other Portsmouth Councilors get sex in exchange for council houses why shouldn’t Hancock get the same for helping one of his constituents?
http://www.po12bg.com/id1.html
Must be desperate for a council house to do Hancock or one of the other Lembits.
He does. He also gets backhanders and political donations from granting and/or refusing planning permissions, which are all illegally set up before planning committee, with his ruling LibDems on the planning committee, including his illiterate wife, who sits on the committee. Pay the money and you get the permission or refusal you want, don’t pay and you get stuffed. Planning in this city has nothing to do with planning law, it is all to do with backhanders. I would do something about it but I have been made redundant by Eric Pickles, so stuff it.
The way it works is, you apply for, or object to a planning application. You visit your MP/Councillor in charge of planning, or other Lib Dem Councillor. At the first planning committee, the application is either refused or deferred. You then get a ‘donation to the Lib Dems Party’ form through the post. If you then make a donation, shortly after, you get a letter from lib Dem HQ in Cowley Street, London, welcoming you as a Member to the Lib Dem Party.
The outcome, if you don’t make the donation and join the party, the application comes back to committee and, for you – tough luck!
If however, you do make the donation and join the Party, the application comes back to Committee and is either accepted or refused whichever is your requirement, the majority Lib Dem Councillors having been briefed how to vote before committee. Sometimes, to make it really realistic, if there is a large enough majority number of them there, one or two of them will vote against the eventual outcome so as not to appear too blatantly corrupt. To keep the application going your way you have to make a donation every time it comes back to committee. How can you prove this – difficult, unless one of the participants blows the whistle. Rest assured, however, that this is what is going on and has been refined by Handycock continuously, for the many years he has been in charge of planning.
Wow. We will find out who this is Mike and sort him.
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/audit_trail_of_political_donatio#outgoing-88498
No declaration of funds received here Handycock. So where did the money come from?
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/evidence_of_donations#outgoing-54122
No declaration here either:
http://www.portsmouth.gov.uk/yourcouncil/16395.html
From the first link above you have been condemned from your own mouth.
” I am not therefore aware of any information that I hold relating to this request that is subject to the FOIA that is not held by the City Council.”
So where did the money come from Handycock?