October 12th, 2010

Khan We Have A Straight Answer Please?

As an up and coming human rights lawyer specialising in anti-establishment cases, you can understand why Sadiq Khan might have been interested in getting as many controversial briefs as possible. However Khan’s two visits to the terror suspect Guido referred to yesterday, Babar Ahmed,were made ,he claimed at the time, in his capacity as a “friend”. The Sir Christopher Rose Report into why Khan was bugged on those visits concluded that he made no effort to reveal to prison security that he was an MP. Despite this, two years later the then Prime Minister’s Official Spokesman misinformed the lobby by saying Khan was there “acting as a local MP”.

Gordon Brown’s spokesman and Babar Ahmad’s own sister Sara have claimed that Khan and Babar were friends since their childhood. However Khan told constituents in 2006 that he had only known him for a fifteen years and told Parliament that it was even less time. But what did he tell the prison authorities?

When he was filling out an application to visit Babar Ahmad in 2005 Khan told the prison that he had known Ahmad “since they were 12 or 13 years old; they were locals and attended the same mosque”. That’s wasn’t what Khan was saying publicly a year later.

If it was a honest mistake then clear it up and have Hansard corrected, but as it stands Khan has mislead the House of Commons. Along with the deliberate removal of details of their relationship from his own website, Khan is looking very slippery here. There is a big difference between meeting someone as a boy of 12 and a man of 21.

Still the questions remain:

  • Given Khan did not tell the prison authorities he was an MP when visiting Ahmad in 2005, why was the PMOS briefed, presumably by Khan himself, that he was there on parliamentary business?
  • Why did Khan try to downplay the extent of his friendship with Ahmad in 2006 only to have the truth revealed by Sir Christopher Rose, Sara Ahmad and the PMOS in 2008?

For a lawyer he can certainly be careless with the facts, hardly appropriate for the Justice Department…


  1. 1
    Alex says:

    He’s allowed to lie – according to his religion, it’s okay if you’re doing it to infidels like us.

    No doubt Guido will have the usual racism accusations thrown at him by the usual morons. Apparently you’re not allowed to question people’s dodgy practices if they’re of the faith that Mr Khan is, as it’s victimisation of the worst kind by the kind of evil people who will eat your children as soon as look at you.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    I hope you’re not going to incur Khan’s wrath!

  3. 3
    I'm getting on with the job says:

    I, for one, welcome our new muslim overlords.

  4. 4
    Sadiq Khan says:

    No you can’t, now leave me alone Fawkes!

  5. 5
    Chinese Takeaway says:

    My order this evening

    1 x sweet and sour chicken hong kong style
    1 x salt & pepper chicken
    1 x chilly beef with peking sauce
    1 x curry sauce
    2 x egg fried rice
    1 x chips

  6. 6
    LondonMuslim says:

    Yeah, he’s done wrong, but what about…erm…somebody else who isn’t a Muslim.

  7. 7
    sophie says:

    Khan -, like Warsi, would not be in such high positions if their co-religionists had not beheaded innocents on the internet & blown up Londoners on the tube & buses.

    Afterall, Buddhists have a few believers in Britain & not one of them is so high up in the political establishment.

    Maybe that is what all those who believe in differeing brands of sky pixies should do – follow Islams lead – the more you kill the more the naive weak liberal infidels will give you access to power.

  8. 8
    GrimeLord says:

    Keep going with this one… whilst it seems trivial I demand that MP’s are open and honest. If there is a genuine mistake, just say so.

    However, with this and the expenses issues I’m sure he will get the kicking (out) he deserves.

  9. 9
    MI5 says:

    It is astonishing that Khan can remain an MP or in public life with the accumulation of charges against him…

    It also shows Red Ed’s total lack of any judgement whatsoever in
    appointing him Shadow Justice Minister………. FFS

  10. 10
    Engineer says:

    He can’t, if what he writes is truth. Besides, Guido’s just asking a question. If Khan can clear up the confusion and settle the question satisfactorily, the problem is solved and Guido will move on. But if Khan khan’t, or won’t…..

  11. 11
    Bob says:

    Khan is a discredited paper tiger…

    The Chinese know how to deal with people like him

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    1) Your case is based on the rather flimsy semantic quibbles about knowing someone exists as opposed to knowing them as a friend

    2) Even if we accept there was a deliberate misrepresentation, what are you alleging Khan has done? – Your grumble amounts to a smoking gun with no bullet hole

  13. 13
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Khan didn’t mean to mislead anyone but he may have misled them!

    O/T. What was Mandrake on about in the Torygraph today? All this time and nobody thought of a simple DNA test? Surely you would want that done before the grief, anguish and recriminations from ‘Er indoors not to mention the very expensive trust fund?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    like the ten white guys also featured on the blog today?

  15. 15
    Teabagger says:


  16. 16
    Red☭Ed says:

    How very dare you!
    Are you suggesting we’re all communists at the Labour party?

  17. 17
    Jeremy Paxperson says:

    Answer the question….oh, hang on, you’re a Labour guy, aren’t you. Er – that’s fine, no further questions. Would you like to ravish my wife?

  18. 18
    Postal Vote says:

    Sort out postal voting and Khan will not be re-elected.

    Same goes for Balls in his current constituency (Balls had a majority of just over 900 while 10,000 votes were cast postally).

    What’s the coalition doing about postal voting scams?

    And what have the police found in Bristol East?

  19. 19
    Trevor Phillips says:

    Careful now, I’ve got my eye on you!

  20. 20
    Andy C says:

    So you have discovered that a Labour MP has told porkies. He’s hardly the first and certainly won’t be the last.

    What you are really trying to say is that somehow the slime ball has connections to terrorism. Of that there can be little doubt but guilt by association won’t wash in Court.

    Why not hack into his answer phone?

  21. 21
    Engineer says:

    Suspect Khan’s dodginess is less to do with religion, and more to with a cultural background of corrupt politics and general life. We sometimes don’t appreciate how much less corrupt British politics is than many other parts of the world. (That doesn’t mean that it’s free of corruption, it patently isn’t – just that what happens here would look like a WI tea-party in many other countries.)

  22. 22
    This is getting juicy says:

    When is he due to face Ken Clarke at the despatch box? Can’t wait for that. Clarke will rip him to shreds.

  23. 23
    Engineer says:

    Certainly not. You’re all much worse than that.

  24. 24
    Khaaaaaaaan! says:

  25. 25
    Selohesra says:

    I bet he claimed expenses for the prison visit whether or not he was there as mp or friend

  26. 26
    Engineer says:

    Suspect GCHQ is already doing that….

  27. 27
    William Hague says:

    Just because I associate with good looking young gay men and sleep with them does not mean that I am gay…… does it?

    Flippin Heck !

  28. 28
    The wrath of Khan says:

    Those Cross worshippers who insult Islam will be slain like dogs, like dogs I say!

    Bow before Allah and you may live

    Under Shariah law you can marry your sister too

  29. 29
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Wriggle wriggle fishy, squirming on the hook.

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just hang him .

  31. 31
    SAD DICK CLINT says:

    I am an hoonarable member and have graduated summa cum laude from the Vazoline School of Unctuousness.

  32. 32
    Old Lag says:

    Good point check his expenses for that year to see if he has claimed for hacksaw blades and bastard files.

  33. 33
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    Or a 9 year old.

  34. 34
    Andrew Marrs Barf says:

    Oi Fawkes – this is proper investigative journalism – wot dyou think your playing at

  35. 35
    sophie says:

    Thats not the point Jimmy

  36. 36
    Mr Ned says:

    “For a lawyer he can certainly be careless with the facts, hardly appropriate for the Justice Department…”

    No but that is the par for the course for labour MPs.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Or both

  38. 38
    The rotting Borough of Tooting says:

    In the United Londonistan Emirates we have a different understanding of who the law exists to protect and to serve.

  39. 39
    Rough Justice says:


    Even if he turns out to be innocent, it’ll be no great loss.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Hang him…………then let allah decide if he is guilty or not.

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    gotta stimulate local buisnesses

  42. 42
    Mr Ned says:

    sounds like a nice snack :)

  43. 43
    The rotting Borough of Tooting says:

    Labour is the parteh of the foreign speaking immigrant, the feckless, the filth, the public sector undead, the benefits cheat.

    Its no wonder they picked up 255 seats in the election.

  44. 44
    LondonMuslim says:

  45. 45
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    Is it just me or has Khan got a face you would never tire of smacking?

  46. 46
    PabloSantos says:

    Try to break a real story Guido – this is becoming very boring. By any chance do you have OCD? Your behaviour would suggest you do.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Are you Mr J Presc*nt?

  48. 48
    I've lost me job you Tory cunts!!! Mark Byford says:

    No matter what shit the drunken Oirish fuck trawls up the Beeb wont run it.

    Us socialists/Mozzlims/Celts/Trotskyists, run this country, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  49. 49
    Lord Prezzer of Lardiland says:

    Where’s me fucking pies?

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Must remeber to burn the Korans at the weekend

  51. 51
    will says:

    Sadiq Khan is my MP. the local party deselected TOm Cox Mp since 1970’s and a rebel to allow Khan to be selected. Since then he has spent most of his time trying to clinb th greasy pole. Witness in the two election how his majority has decreased. He seems to spend most of his time sucking up to the local muslim community for votes in tooting. Witness his sending of eid card to constitients. He also blocked a major housing development in burtwood lane over 400 housing units.

  52. 52
    Smegma and Fury says:

    I smell something fishy, and it isn’t my own smegma for a change.

  53. 53
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    And legally torture animals to death.

  54. 54
    Irene says:

    Now, if you can only find SOME sort of connection with him and the Scotland woman – two birds with one stone? that would be very pleasing!

  55. 55
    Postal Voter says:

  56. 56
    pete says:

    Is it not time for one of your 5 a day sessions on your knees worshipping some dead seventh century kiddy fiddler?

    Just asking like.

  57. 57
    I've lost me job you Tory cunts!!! Mark Byford says:

    Kicking (out)?

    You dumb, impotent, twat fuckhole, most of his constituents cant even read english you cretin.

    They see a fellow mozzlim and vote accordingly…kicked out my arsehole, you prick.


    Im in a bad mood today you arsehole prick


  58. 58
    Ayesha says:

    Married at six, fucked at nine.

  59. 59
    From Cradle To Grave says:


    What a stupid name what were his parents thinking of? Can you imagine the embarrassment when they read him nursery Rhymes

    Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?

    Little wonder he turned to international terrorism for a career.

  60. 60
    Dutch Tony says:

    And sell them to Tescos as Halal meat for all the infidels – in fact all your big outlets in the UK use Muslim butchered meat now – thats why when I visit your poor country I keep off the stuff – I like meat but I do not want to eat something that has been tortured & prayed over.

  61. 61
    SAD DICK CLINT says:

    Birds and stones ?? Yes that’s also a requirement of sharia law.

  62. 62
    The Fifth Column says:

    Do you mind, we’re still getting organised. Give us a chance.

  63. 63
    I've lost me job you Tory cunts!!! Mark Byford says:

    They’ re all foreigners together you prick arsehole

  64. 64
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Obsessive Commie Disconcerting? Great condition!

  65. 65
    Allah says:

    And if you kill a dirty pig infidel a bonus offer of 72 virgins and a free bottle of coke!

    For this week only, voucher not valid with any other deal offer or discount…

  66. 66
    Handycock says:

    Don’t be rude. I have just appointed him as my Brief.

  67. 67
    I've lost me job you Tory cunts!!! Mark Byford says:

    The fucking dogshit lazy Spaniards do that as well to be fair you arsehole prick wankstain

    I lost me job today you arsehole


  68. 68
    Backwoodsman says:

    “Are there any women here” ?

    Careful, polly will be wetting herself about how cruel you right wing bloggers are.

  69. 69
    Rat's arse says:

    MPs should be open to scrutiny and if Khan is as bent as a nine bob note and is mixed up with ter*or*ism then let it come out in public and make him face the consequences. I am so sick and tired of these muzzies getting away with murder – literally. I shall probably be modded in the greater interest of Is*am!

  70. 70
    Frank Bloke says:

    £90 million quid a year you get from the British taxpayer to squander – what are the Tories doing about you & the massive waste you preside over?

    Fuck off Trev – your country, not my country, needs you.

  71. 71
    Andrew Marr is vermin says:

    I’m getting bored with the amount of over-the-top, non-stop, wall-to-wall coverage we vermin and scum at BBC are forced to give this story.
    Daydreaming again.
    Now if it had been a jaywalking Tory or one riding a bike without a helmet then mass hysteria would break out in beebland.

  72. 72
    Rat's arse says:

    Need any help Billy?

  73. 73
    yates says:

    But if his visits were secretly bugged and he is still a free man then presumably all is above board?

  74. 74
    Jimmy says:

    Babar Ahmed has spent six years in prison without trial because he is accused of running hate site. I’m sure the irony here has gone right over your head. This fake libertarianism is so hard to follow at times.

    “For a lawyer he can certainly be careless with the facts,”

    Oh you do make me laugh.

  75. 75
    concrete pump says:

    This is a real story you dick. If you find this thread boring why don’t you fuck off instead of whining.

  76. 76
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Why did they need a DNA test ? Just measuring the ears should have been enough.

  77. 77
    fuck off muzzies says:

    What an utter fucking Khant.

  78. 78
    Trevor Phillips says:

    See you in court!

  79. 79
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Nail the crook Khan now !

  80. 80
    Engineer says:

    Million pound redundancy cheque and a four million pound pension pot and you’re in a bad mood? With numbers like that, given that we’ve paid for it, how do you think we feel?

    Arsehole yerself.

  81. 81
    fuck off peadough prophet says:

    Unfortunately not dead at 12.

  82. 82
    Alf Garnett says:

    “Now, if you can only find SOME sort of connection with him and the Scotland woman”

    He has

  83. 83
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    What is the point then?

    The story starts to fall apart with even quite poor excuses “oh yeah, I sort of knew him but not really, but it was only when i was about 20 that I got to know him properly”

  84. 84
    Frank Bloke says:

    Fuck off you self hating commie Islamist prick.

  85. 85
    doors to automatic and cross check says:

    I wish you’d do the same sometimes.

  86. 86
    Muzbot says:

    Death to you infidels! Death to the west! Death to this blog! Death to decadent western kafirs! Death to consensual sex with adults instead of non-consensual sex with 9 year olds! Death to anyone who doesn’t like death!

  87. 87
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Home sec on bugging

  88. 88
    Fu**ed off says:

    Hope Old Holborn takes a few and some matches to Westminster with him.

  89. 89
    concrete pump says:

    Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?


    And asking if the sheep has any wool isn’t very nice either, it might have alopecia.

    So you’re woolist as well as racist.

  90. 90
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Have a burning Koran from me .

  91. 91
    Fu**ed off says:

    Did they select the Khant because he would curry favour with the local smelly muzzies?

  92. 92
    LondonMuslim says:

    PabloSantos = Dhimmi.

  93. 93
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah , But you can bring you own to burn

  94. 94
    Fu**ed off says:

    Fuck off you Britain hating scum.

  95. 95
    P. Doff says:

    And I suppose your naughty daddy tucked you up in bed at 10 with a cup of Horlicks?

  96. 96
    concrete pump says:

    Hanging around the ‘playpen full of kids’ again Jimmy?

  97. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You can always have a refund and fuck off Pablo ?

  98. 98
    Fu**ed off says:

    And a Happy Christmas from me.

  99. 99
    Trevor Phillips in a rub a dub styleee says:

    I will be notifying my lawyers about this site.

  100. 100
    Sir William Waad says:

    This man Ahmad was in jail in 2005 and he is still in jail today without having been convicted of anything.

    I think that’s wrong. Do you?

  101. 101
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I agree with you on that point . Justice has to be done and seen to be done

  102. 102
    there is no such organization says:

  103. 103
    concrete pump says:

    I don’t waste my time wishing you’d fuck off, sweetheart. I have a life. You should try it sometime.

    Oh, wait a mo, you need friends in order to have a life.

    Never mind….

  104. 104
    QWERTY says:

    Oh dear Guido, you mustn’t go after a Muslim you know. The BBC won’t like it.

  105. 105
    Sir William Waad says:

    They’re giving this suit Byford the thick end of a million quid so as to save money? If they save any more we’ll be bankrupt.

  106. 106
    Jimmy says:

    Boy are you on the wrong site.

    ( btw 2004 I believe)

  107. 107
    Andrew Marr: blog-led journalism says:

  108. 108
    ZXCVBNM says:

    We are so much alike, yet so far apart.

  109. 109
    Tossflap Watch Is Back With A Vengeance!!!! says:

    No it isn’t just you. I feel the same way.

    And it is not because I am a racist.

    It is because Khan is a tossflap.

  110. 110
    PromisesMyArse says:

    As if we didn’t know before today all the promises made on a stack of Bibles, from the heart and in writing by the ConDems are worthless.


  111. 111
    concrete pump says:

    What happened to ‘Allan Snackbar’ and his ‘death to jammy dodgers’?

  112. 112
    Phil Woollyarse says:

    I don’t approve of woolism.

  113. 113
    Centre Parting says:

    What about the cake in which to conceal them?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    and many lawyers. Spohist c unts.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    How can we find out what the number of postal and proxy votes were for this seat at the may10 general election and how does this compare versus previous elections? How many voters were registered after the general election was called?

  116. 116
    Marr is a tool of labour says:

    this was undoubtably an agreed question which Brown had time to prepare for. his body language tells us he knows what is coming. i suspect it was an attempt to “draw a line” under these rumours.

  117. 117
    Outboard Motor says:

    bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud…..

  118. 118
    chronic says:

    Nice work Guido ?

  119. 119
    concrete pump says:

    You’re posting with increased frequency, Jimmy. What’s worrying you?

    C’mon Jimmy, you can tell the pump.

  120. 120
    Oh Bugger....we are now the government !!! says:

    According to St Vince of Twickenham that pledge was made at the May 2010 election before he became aware of the parlous state of UK finances(?) and so it doesn’t count(He also had his fingers crossed when he signed it apparently just to be doubly certain)The LibDems went to their normal default position during the election campaign that is they didn’t think they would be in government after the election and so could promise anything to anybody in the safe knowledge that they would never have to honour them.

  121. 121
    Muzbot says:

    I put fatwa on your kafir head!

  122. 122
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    One can only think its some form of OCD.

  123. 123
    13eastie says:

    Who are you spinning for, Jimmy?

    Ahmed was arrested on suspicion conspiracy to kill.

    Is this what you meant by “running hate site”?

    He had in his possession, among other things, encrypted files detailing the anticipated passage of the US 5th Fleet through the Straits of Hormuz.

    Mr Jihaad, the ex US Navy sailor who provided him with this data has already been convicted and sentenced to 10 years in jail.

    Have you honestly been attempting to learn about a branch of libertarianism in which these kind of accusations inhabit some sort of grey area? Is it called “Hizb ut-Tahrir”?

  124. 124
    Muhammad Rafiq says:

    Death to Wagon Wheels!

  125. 125
    EU, muzzies & me? - fuck off! says:

    It will be tempered with the knowledge that on one side of the house there is a dirty Khant who would have us face Mecca all the bloody time and on the other side, someone who wishes us to continue sending billions of tax to the EU.

    Fucked both ways I’m afraid. Time to take back our sovereignty.

  126. 126
    Alky Ada says:

    Sounds fair. I do like a drop now and again.

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Is it public knowledge which primary school he went to? If so, has anyone checked Friends Reunited, see if they were there at the same time?

  128. 128
    Fucking hilarious (and no, he's not a Muslim) says:

  129. 129
    Jimmy says:

    Just came on to see how the great anti-corruption crusader dealt with last night’s Panorama. Exactly as I expected as it goes. No doubt he’s working on another scoop about someone’s stationary requisition.

  130. 130
    Susie says:

    ITYM was less corruption… you get one bad apple and the whole barrel’s rotten. We’ve had 13 years of turning a blind eye and lax regulation — even if they get caught nothing’s done to them.

  131. 131
    50 Calibre says:

    It would be good to see the little bastard squirm.

    It would be even better to see him dumped by Red Ed, but don’t hold your breath. He hasn’t got the bottle…

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Every one knows that labour are indeed the party of election malpractice. They were the ones that changed the law to enable it to happen.

  133. 133
    Red Ed is braindead says:

    Red Ed has created his own disaster-in-the-making. Goody!

  134. 134
    WagonWheels says:


  135. 135
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    It would seem appropriate for a British court of law to decide whether what he’s been doing, in Britain, is enough to have him locked up.

    What did he have apart from the file?

  136. 136
    AC1 says:

    MoProblems married her aged 6! her raped her aged 9.

  137. 137
    Jimmy says:

    If he’s mixed up somehow then fair enough, but the CPS found insufficient evidence to prosecute. Interesting to compare this with the fuss about McKinnon. But then he wasn’t a raghead was he?

  138. 138
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Interestingly stationary wasn’t on those CDs from a year and a half ago.

    I bet there were juicy stories in there.

  139. 139
    UIOP says:

    I’m always forgot about!

  140. 140
    13eastie says:

    The Americans have been offering justice since 2004!

    That he has chosen instead to avail himself of legal aid and appeal at vast expense to every court open to him is whose fault?

    The last three years have been taken up by the European Court of Human Rights.

    Who is really stopping justice from being done?

  141. 141
    ZZZZZZZZZZ says:


  142. 142
  143. 143
    Muhammad Rafiq says:

    Death to sobbing!

  144. 144
    AZERTY says:


  145. 145
    Khan - the Al Queda Manchurian Candidate says:

    According to Shari’a, Taqiyya, or deception, is not only permitted in certain situations but may be deemed obligatory in others.

    Thus when dealing with the infidel, it is perfectly OK to lie and still be a good Muslim.

  146. 146
    Not THIS Babar I take it? says:

  147. 147
    Red☭Ed says:

    I’m gonna hide under your bed tonight

  148. 148
    South of the M4 says:

    Life, but not as we know it I suspect.

  149. 149
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Have a burning Koran from Billy Bowden

  150. 150
    South of the M4 says:

    I hope your job was not as an anger-management counselor.

  151. 151
    Eric of piccalilliland says:

    What lawyers are them?

  152. 152
    Muhammad Rafiq says:

    Death to Billy Bowden!

  153. 153
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’ll take a dump on yours for free.

  154. 154
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No Ball !

  155. 155
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “There’s no money left.” Official Leaving Office Report.

  156. 156
    Audemus Dicere says:

    Marr-velous idea!

  157. 157
    Which job would that be says:

    Is your missus such a two-bagger that you’re ok to get out of bed before dawn?

  158. 158
    Audemus Dicere says:

    PabloSantos = Khan

  159. 159
    Jockstrap. says:

    Not necessarily. Perhaps you’re doing research ?

  160. 160
    Jockstrap. says:

    Wasn’t he exposed on Panorama ?

    Or was that Mandelslime ?

    I get so confused.

  161. 161
    Jockstrap. says:

    Do men sleep together in prison ?

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Is this what they want to bring in UK?

  163. 163
    Jockstrap. says:

    But don’t you understand – the EU NEEDS our money !

  164. 164
    LondonMuslim says:

    Behead Balls…

  165. 165
    Jockstrap. says:

    How do we know they’re virgins ?

  166. 166
    Ordinary Bloke says:

    I quite like the idea of sharing my country with primitives whose religion guarantees them eternal paradise if they’re devout enough to kill us. It adds a bit of spice.

  167. 167
    Jockstrap. says:

    Irene: You’re NOT suggesting that they’re seeing each other, are you ?

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Google search term = hits
    Burn a Koran = About 3,340,000 results
    Burn a Korean = About 3,770,000 results

    ∴ Koreans are a more pressing issue than the Koran.


  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Still their wife’s are supporting them, they have to share him with more now. Only reason I can imagine is, they are so horrible their wife’s doesn’t want them near them.

    Where these people are going to find 72 virgins for each of them?

  170. 170
    Jockstrap. says:

    He was just a ship spotter – like a train spotter, only more exciting.

  171. 171
    Jockstrap. says:

    Whatever happened to that Salman Rushdie ?

    Is he dead – yet ?

  172. 172
    Jockstrap. says:

    Did I read that Khan went to see the Barber ? Hope he didn’t claim for that on his expenses.

  173. 173
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What an enormous surprise that a Labour MP, who is also a lawyer, should have a problem in telling the truth. Ethics is a word solely for using in soundbites, in order to lie about their integrity.

  174. 174
    LondonMuslim says:

    Yes, we do, and you WILL like it Dhimmi.

  175. 175
    Cheese Lover says:

    He would have got away with it,

    If it wasn’t for them pesky Muslims.

  176. 176
    Gerry Adams says:

    Too fuckin’ right

  177. 177
    Lord Prescott of Temple Mount says:

    mmmm… cake….

  178. 178
    George Michael says:

    Oh yes

  179. 179
    Splooge says:

    Splendid stuff!

  180. 180
    Harriet Whorepy says:


  181. 181
    Mark Oaten says:

    A what spotter!!?

    Oh… ship spotter… how dull…

  182. 182
    John Barrowman says:

    I have a carrierbag…

  183. 183
    Khan - the Al Queda Manchurian Candidate says:

    Putin had the right idea, bury the (remains) of the dead Checen terrorists in Pigskin. No virgins for you in a pork overcoat Matey!

  184. 184
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Give him a Bacon Sarnie!!!

  185. 185
    Yvette says:

    If you must

  186. 186
    Chris Eubank says:

    I have been to Ethics

  187. 187
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    We might understand it if it was ‘stationery’……..

  188. 188
    AnotherAnon. says:

    Here,islamic supremacist sadiq khan can be seen taking the oath.Note how the unclean dirty kafir isn’t allowed to touch the koran.

  189. 189
    Global Caliphate NOW says:

    Soon you will call us Master when we out breed you all. France is just the begining..

  190. 190
    AnotherAnon. says:

    Or a ONE year old.

  191. 191
    Fight back now says:

    Only good moose-leem is a dead one!!!

  192. 192
    Trojan Gee Gee says:

    The short-term strategy for the Islamics is to infiltrate and influence all three mainstream parties in the UK, something that is sadly achievable with parties desperate for cash, little love for Britain and riddled from top to bottom with PC dogma.

    Long term, kaffir parties will outlive their usefulness.

  193. 193
    White Van Man says:

    Agreed, you can tell its been prepared for.

  194. 194
    The Profit says:

    Muhammad: a cross between Al Capone, Charles Manson and Attila the Hun.

  195. 195
    Head in the sand establishment says:

    Alarm bells should have been ringing at 80 decibels over the Salman Rushdie affair, and 5 years before that, the hounding out of Ray Honeyford, headmaster of Drummond Road Middle School, Bradford.

  196. 196
    Sherlock H says:

    Do you post here under another name?

  197. 197
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Stone me.
    He was 53 when she was 9 too. What a way to start a religion.

  198. 198
    Albert Hall says:


  199. 199
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    That’s what I think too.
    Dossiers are being prepared, filed and rigorously maintained in the event he gets “promoted” ever higher. One day the truth will come out – but only when it will have the maximum impact.

  200. 200
    Worried of West Sussex says:

    I’m really worried about what is happening in our country. :(

  201. 201
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Illiteracy is endemic,add the two together

  202. 202
    London person of indeterminate religious leanings says:


  203. 203
    dont open the box chaps says:

    There was the small matter of the banu qurayza as well. *cough* google it *cough*

  204. 204

    Here’s a test question: if at next PMQs the shadow justice secretary leapt across to the despatch box, shouted “Alu Akbar” and then blew himself up taking most of the Government front bench, with him, who would be actually that surprised?

  205. 205
    dont open the box chaps says:

    Sell tickets.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t. Those votes are mixed in with the normal votes before counting so as to make that impossible. Why do they do that I wonder…

  207. 207
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Didn’t Khan speak for Dizai saying he was a paragon of virtue and rectitude………and on….and on……that’s the Dizai that’s in clink now byt the way. :)

  208. 208
    Tell it like it really is says:

    …..and cut the ears and nose off your teenage bride ‘cos you feel like it – see Afghan tenager rescued and being given reconstructive surgery in u s

  209. 209
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Don’t forget the extra 10% tax they impose on all none muzzies

  210. 210
    Tell it like it really is says:

    He is wanted n the u s b y the way

  211. 211
    Dhimmi Dave. says:

    How very dare you!

    Sadiq is a top chap,everyone has some a few loads of unsavoury childhood friends.


  212. 212
    M'lud says:

    Looks like a pretty good story to me. Any particular reason you don’t like it? Something you want to tell us?

  213. 213
    Richard Curtis says:

    I wish I’d thought of that. I’m sure I could have worked it in somehow.

  214. 214
    Jimmy says:

    I never thought I’d say this to anyone but you may actually be too stupid even for this site.

  215. 215

    Answer the question Jimmy. Then answer the same question substituting David Cameron shouting “praise the lord”.

  216. 216

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  217. 217
    will says:

    to respond yes they did, as Tom Cox was a old school labour MP with a mind of his own and did vote against his own party, he would have not voted for most of the legislation That khan voted for (iraq war, id cards etc). He had a solid majority and they only selected him to shore up the muslim vote in the constituency. Mind you how he will reconcile muslim values of family and marriage when the head of his own party is unmarried with a bastard child will be interesting. His majority at the last election was down and at the end of his constituency we had a tory ward added, so if the tories do a big push next time thye should be able to unseat him. Or if the tory candidate can do a proper campaign next time then thye could well unseat him.

  218. 218

    Good morning Lord Prescott.

  219. 219
    Alex says:

    Seem to remember some bloke called Hitler having similar ideas a few years back – we all know how that panned out.

  220. 220
    Archie says:

    Great tits!

  221. 221
    Archie says:

    How about BINOs? British in name only. Geddit??!?

  222. 222
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:

    All these darky johnies look alike so it is hard for him to tell them apart.

  223. 223
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Rendition, orange suit, Guantánamo Bay and water board the bastard are just a few words that spring to mind.

    Please can I have the job of holding the hose down his throat? Please.

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