“Handycock” Faces Probing
Guido understands that official complaints have gone in against LibDem letch Mike Hancock MP. Portsmouth co-conspirators are talking openly locally about their “sex pest MP”. As regular readers will know, during the election Hancock got an injunction to stop his opponent Les Cummings from printing leaflets in which he made serious allegations of sexual misbehaviour against the MP. Given Hancock discontinued his action last week and ended up paying costs, there are those that are expecting this story to go nuclear imminently as Cummings returns to his keyboard…
This month has seen allegations that Hancock attempted to seduce a mentally ill constituent, wining and dining her in the Commons and bombarding her with gifts and racy text messages. Guido understands that Hancock has this morning been reported to the local authority by horrified fellow councillors, and to the Parliamentary Standard’s Commissioner by fellow MPs. The gist of the complaint seems to be:
“Failing to treat people with respect and conducting himself in a manner which could reasonably be regarded as bringing his office or his authority into disrepute and using his position as a member to improperly secure for himself, or any other person, an advantage.”
Guido understands the texts messages are hugely humiliating for the Honourable Member and could be set to emerge in full this weekend…
chutney
Anyone notice how all the political pervs seem to have come from the Lib-Dem party?-quite astounding really.
It would seem “liberal” ideas extend to their sexuality as well.
Dunno – Mercheant still has the satsuma award for intriguing activity with a Tesco bag
A I told my young Spad, you can’t face a probing, you have to turn around and bend over for it.
Disgusting, chop off his Honourable Member !!
Ron Davies and his “badger watching” was pretty entertaining as well.
Not to mention Harvey Proctor’s spanking expliots.
As was his , “it could have happened to anyone” , justification.
Just think, if he hadn’t fallen victim to his passion for nature study , he could have been going mano a mano with the tangerine terror , for the shadow token welsher job. How the mighty are fallen.
I love that headline: which I could write like that.
“Which”?
You should learn to write using the correct words first.
bet the Evening News would like to as well.
Surely the Election will have to be re-held as relevent information as to his fitness to be an MP was wrongfully withheld from the public.
What happened to free love?
Free love? No such thing. Costs a small fortune in drinks and dinners for a start.
Which is why you usually end up at home with a pot noodle and an aching wrist.
Around my neck of the woods it’s drinks, donners and disgorges.
I love to probe my constituents.
And milk the system
http://www.po12bg.com/id28.html
The Penguin
Faces probing does he? What bits will be probed and what will those bits be probed with?
Get your chubby little sausage fingers out of my pants you dirty fucker.
Pants? Are you a pre-op M to F, or a post op F to M transsexual?
A 4″ air poker.
First by-election?
This is an entertaining clash between Handycock and Cummings. HandyHunt calls the police to report a “breach of the breach.”
Disgusting, chop off his knob………. !!
Mr Hancock is just like me, a man of decency, honesty and integrity.
Dear Mark
Can you please post the recipe for your special flapjacks?
Hear hear, pick me up after school Limpy darling, and bring some Nutella.
Mark, can you also post the recipe for your special choco-fritter
I’ll be there but in disguize and in a borrowd motr as those twats from the press are chasing me. Innit?
If this situation needs to be thoroughly probed in Parliament, it is thought that Lord Mandelson is at a bit of a loose end at the moment. Perhaps he could oblige.
Obviously still in denial:
http://www.mikehancock.co.uk/news/553/24/Statement-about-Mr-Les-Cummings/
I wonder what those technical difficulties were? Was it that old legal maxim – ‘On a hiding to nothing’ I wonder?
Will he be returning his CBE if he’s been a very naughty boy?
He won’t return anything. Interesting that he states it was for reasons of money that he did not pursue the case. Of course his reputation and integrity are entirely irrelevant. Les Cummings sums the situation up ‘”If it isn’t true, why don’t you sue?”
Handycock changed his defence of the situation, this weekend with comments, on an article in the local press, where, unbelievably, he claimed that because he got more votes in the General Election, than Les Cummings, the Voters O.K.’d him getting a 14 year old schoolgirl pregnant. He should not be before the Parliamentary Standards Committee, he should be inside.
If he won’t return the ‘honour’ the person who bestowed him with it should.
What is the fucking problem in this country? Same with the Lords, why the hell is Baron Archer of Weston-super-Mare still a bloody Baron?
Fuck the lot of them.
Jeez, he knocked up a 14 year old???
Sure he aint a muslim ?
The girl is too old for the peedough Alah (akbaa baa be praised) and his ‘merry’ band of suicide vest wearing supporters.
You didn’t read it here at all and never will.
Yes and paid for her to have an abortion and we have known about it for ages and done nothing about it. See the letter we received from the Chief Executive, Portsmouth City Council at the bottom of the link below. But you will fully understand our recalcitrance to act. Boaz!
http://www.po12bg.com/id1.html
Suicide Bombers to go on strike
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut this February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bomber’s union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth.”
Thanks to Western depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting wages but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England , Ireland , Wales , and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations, as “there are no virgins in their areas anyway.”
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle – now that Muslims know what an actual virgin looks like they are not so keen on going to paradise.
Cummings lays it on:
http://po12bg.com/
Interesting email received:
“You will b in the grave cummings just whatch what coming u fucked up idiot u can hide but we can find you an then micks side will fuck u up u twat Hunt.”
I met a sexual predator once, he had a penis of quite staggering proportions
I was most impressed
fuckin wierdy beardy lib perv
I cannot fucking wait to read what’s in those text messages, my fevered imagination is going haywire. Perhaps other posters here would like to write some examples of what Hancock may have texted.
sex is gud sex is fine doggy style or 69 jst 4 fun or gettin paid every1 likes gettin laid so if u want me in da sack lick ur lips n text me bck
I luv da way ur mongface drools over mi cok. i buy u kebab on way home.
lick mi cok insted ov windoze
i luv da way u chu ur sholder wen im fappin, dat drool drippin off ur lips givs me da fizzies up my bung hole.
my ding -a-ling
fottuto idiota init
vt 4me
He should have picked Eric Pickles deranged stalker.
Hancock and Cummings. You couldn’t make it up.
Makes you wonder if there are any decent mps ?
or is the house justa reflection of society ?
Most of society isn’t that well paid, and certainly can’t claim the expenses. As to the frequency and variety of extra-curricular activities that are reported (never mind the ones that aren’t reported) it probably is a reflection of society. All sorts of things go on behind closed doors (allegedly), always have, and always will. Human nature doesn’t change, and expecting MPs to be monks and nuns is just expecting too much.
Engineer are you another MP about to be exposed or Handycock?
Scum abound, we just don’t want them running the gaff
Decent and MP’s is just like Public Service and MP’s both words are not in an MP’s 1 page dictionary,laziness,lies,corruption,expenses,pensions,do you know who Iam, are in it though.
Dear Sweet Honey Pot of Delight. You make my wanger go ding dong. Don’t tell anyone about our secret. They won’t understand. They’ll say it’s wrong. It’s not wrong. You’re special and I’m a Lib Dem. Our love is pure as the driven snow. And I’ve got some snow for you, babe. You love it when I shoot my snow all over you. What was it you called it? Mr Sticky. You’re so smart, my Honey Pot. I’m your Daddy Bear, aren’t I? Yes I am. You make Daddy Bear go vrooom vrooom like a Skoda. xxxxx
It’s cummings wot is the miscreant, even though he is partially disabled I had to take two of the biggest drooling imbeciles in Ampshire Constabulary to arrest the despicable wretch wot is tryin to make my fwend, and glorious champion of the workers look less than savoury.
Ok i haven’t found anything incriminatin on his puter but I know he’s guilty!!
The fact my fwend takes such an interest in vulnerable adults in a constituency which isn’t even his, shows what a magnificent MP Mike is!!
Who is it alleged that this numpty DS Nicola Turton knows causing her involvement in all this to be a conflict of interest?
Do the police have procedures for dealing with conflicts of interest?
Do the police turn a blind eye if they see a fellow Mason speeding?
Are the police institutionally corrupt?
Boaz! Mike is one of us so leave him alone.
Yes Sir, no Sir, three bags full Sir.
ps. Is this OK Alex?
DS Nicola Turton is the female cop we put on the case to cover it up and give the impression that he is not receiving masonic protection, as obviously she is a woman.
Boaz!
http://www.po12bg.com/id31.html
Even Harriet Harperson would baulk at insisting on equal rights for wimmin at Masonic lodges.
Too much at stake eh Harriet? You fucking hypocrite.
Keep up the fine work DS Turton!
When i am released from this shameful and anti Islamic sentience I will promote you to head of compliance at the Met!
Mark my words Turton!!
If someone/something blew up parliment :
1 : Would we notice ?
2 : Would the country be better for it ?
No
Yes
1. No, but the English Tourist Board might.
2. Yes.
1. No
2. Yes, that expensive bit of land is no place for a lunatic assylum.
I’ve blown about 25% of them.
I’ve never had sex with a woman. Hit them, yes. But not had sex with.
Gordon is one of us.
http://thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=12246
Smart move Mike getting your MP mates, to report you to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner. After he has covered this up, we can drop our investigations down here. By the way, just to let you know, he is one of us, so you will be OK. Boaz!
Nice one Alex. I thought it was a good move. What are you going to do about that twat Cummings? Surely you can fit him up with something to take the heat off me. Boaz! Innit?
To be fair, there isn’t a lot else to do in Portsmouth. And, if we look inside ourselves, gentlemen, who can honestly say that they haven’t someday wanted to abuse a position of public trust by seducing a mentally-ill woman with a stream of filthy messages and taxpayer-subsidised catering, before abusing the Court process in order to escape the consequences of our actions?
Speak for yourself Sir William!
True, does that mean, I have been a Lib Dem, all these years?
What else can you expect from a Liberal MP?
Mike Hancock the most likely LiDem to defect to Labour?
Balls may have let him in but not while I’m leader.
Who’d want the perverted fucker?
Watch it or my boys down here will be coming round. I am a concerned constituency MP, who else would take his constituents to dinner in the House and buy them a Teddy Bear called Mike?
Was he probed with this?
Can’t believe he still hasn’t been suspended from his cabinet duties by Portsmouth City Council.
Portsmouth News (still of course in hancock’s pocket) unsurprisingly still very quiet but for how long?
My money is on a by-election and the lady who was cheated first time around(Tory Candidate Flick Drummond) to emerge victorious second time around!
Never mind Mike, you could always apply to join the police. I believe the Newcastle force may have vacancy shortly.
Well, that should liven up the weekend a bit.
No Formula 1 racing…
The unruly member for Portsmouth.
You see my power and my connections. I have had all the derogatory comments in the Portsmouth News deleted, see the link below. I also will let you know now that the Parliamentary Commissioner will find I have done nothing wrong as will the Hampshire police. You are witnessing the power of the Lodge. Boaz!
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/United-against-cuts-to-Royal.6576617.jp
Are you sure that,that isn’t a pic of Sir David Putnam?
Just another lib dem perv, it’s what they’re best at.
You’d have to me mentally sub-normal to want to shag one of those beardy nonces.