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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Is that a silk scarf or are you just pleased to see me?
TRY NOT TO LOOK GAY CHRIS.
I’LL COVER FOR YOU.
YOU OWE ME A REACH-AROUND HONEY.
Hilarious! Well done Jon Monday, I say!
Unfortunately the hon member has just retreated out of the pic along with his tumescent errm member. The gent in glasses has retained his posture and obvious pleasure after removal of said errm “member
cool blog man, sorry there’s no comments
Has this young man found a new job?
One of these people once worked for a guy that has upset Guido somehow into launching this yawn-worthy little crusade.
Even we in Labour are bored senseless by Guido’s ridiculous obsession.
Big yawn.
Well I’m not yawning but wondering why someone with such an appalling lack of judgement is still in his post. Guido is only doing what the other media, BBC included, should be doing.
A man who trots out such a ridiculous excuse that he shared a room to save money, and that because his wife has had miscarriages it is proof positive that he is not gay.
I really don’t care about his sexual orientation, it’s his judgement which makes him unfit for public office.
In UK there are only 1.5% gays but in parliament it seems there is only 1.5% straight MPs.
I am convinced there are no straights in parliament, whatsoever. They are all bent, that is why the clocktower is called BG Bent.
Those really are very interesting views on the conflict in Afghanistan, Captain. Please step this way; I’m certain my boss would like to probe you further.
” I am not Gay , its just my boyfriend “
He might think, underneath he is a girl.
Shouldn’t that be:
“I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is”
Hague has a horn
French President meets two ‘chaps’ in a specialist bar.
Smile boys, this one is going to be my Christmas card to Guido.
Atfer quitting as Hague’s SpAd, Myers takes up a job as a guide for blind homosexuals.
*** CLAPS ***
Are you implying there is more than one case of a sexually transmitted disease?
Jesus, its a gay guy in a bar, is it really that funny guido. I think you’ve got a few issues with this story and it reveals a nasty streak
thank you William , please get back to your work in the FO now will you ….?
What a couple of fairies – get a life.
Its not William, it is him boy. He was using a women’s name but got caught and comes as Anonymous.
Envious unattractive blogger posts pic of two good looking men.
He’s got something to put in you……..at the Hague bar….
The Devil is in the detail
as Julie Kirkbride knows
I’ve nailed that.
” Im Horny horny horny horny “
Is that Gordon Brown hiding in the corner?!
An excellent example of why MDMA isn’t perfect.
I’ve always had a thing for twins.
Hague is not gay because he said so. I also believe Portillo isn’t gay and neither was that Freddy Mercury chap.
Freddie wasnt gay , he was Bisexual
And so is Hague.
Pictures emerge of party on Guido’s Barge at Tory conference
There were real girls on the loveboat.
I’ve only seen three men in bed on your barge.
And the pirates had real beards.
As opposed to unreal girls OR real non-girls?
Is that a pistol in your pocket or did you just fuck William Hague?
Alan Johnson shadow chancellor of the exchequer….
thats deffo Gordy in drag in the background
OT
WTF does Alan Johnson know aout economics?
He’s a Postie FFS.
George Osborne won’t believe his luck.
Good at delivering Bills?
Balls to Shadow Homo Secretary
And of course Osborne is a renowned economist. ‘Osborne’s first job was to provide data entry services to the National Health Service to record the names of people who had died in London. He also briefly worked for Selfridges. He originally intended to pursue a career in journalism, but instead got a job at Conservative Central Office.’
How did such a person ended by looking after UK finance?
Easy to manipulate..
You think that’s odd? The one before last was a history teacher.
Embroidery — he knew bugger all history, and I’ve yet to hear anyone admit to having been taught anything by him.
Gordon Brown taught me everything I know and I know fuck all.
He’ll know the price of a stamp then.
He’ll be able to write what he knows about economics on the back of a postage stamp then.
Be sure that stamp is a definitive. The little ones.
…..about as much as Cooper knows about Foreign stuff, except of course being complicit in turning England into Englandistan a haven for ‘British Terrorists’
Your place or the taxpayers ?
You say get em in, I say Ketamine
You say twin beds, I say team bed
Let’s pull the whole thing off.
Ed Balls, pretender to the Premiership tweets:
“We both v happy with the results”
Public school and Keble could only do so much…
Yes, he has used VERY poor English.
This bloke was ‘Schools’ Secretary ffs!
What a complete and utter, brain-dead, stupid tossflap.
Would you like to see the inside of the Foreign Secretary?
Oooh, i just got a whiff of lavender….
Wham Bam I Am a Man!
They’ll never make the shadow cabinet
Ed Balls = shadow home sec
Allan Jonhson = shadow chancellor
Yvette cooper = shadow foreign sec
“Look into my eyes..”
And he took it right up to the elbow whle I slapped his bald head.
I did not have sexual relations with that man. Or for that matter any man. Certainly not any man who’s ever worked for me. It’s not a habit of mine. No.
Ed Balls = shadow home sec
Allan Jonhson = shadow chancellor
Yvette cooper = shadow foreign sec
John Healey = shadow health
John Denham = shadow business
Douglas Alexander = shadow work & Pensions
Hattie Harman= shadow international development sec
Jim Murphy shadow defence
Andy Burnham = shadow education sec
Angela Eagle = shadow chief sec to the treasury
Alec Baldwin = shadow Shadow
*yawn*
Gay photographer to flamboyant guy on right :
Bet you I can cum in your mouth from here, sweetie. Open wide.
Boring. How about the Ed wimp out over Shadow Chancellor
Is it “Oooh get her”?
Sex change women deny gay rumours
With prior apologies to Tom Robinson, ‘Sing if you’re SpAd to be Gay’.
Guido
Seriously are you a homophobe?
Wouldn’t normally ask, just all that Catholic shit you wrote last month got me thinking.
Why is this picture remotely relevant?
my thoughts too.
This is getting old.
Ignore all these deviants Guido. Just keep hammering the parliamentary bastards.Er…perhaps I should rephrase that.
It is totally relevent. Hague has claimed this completely unqualified former driver of his was employed as an aide justifiably, wheras the facts cannot support Myers being qualifed to drive a mini cab, let alone give advice to a Minister of State.
Thus the only other explanation is he was appointed for personal reasons. Hague’s sexulaity has before been questioned even though he has denied he has had a homosexul relationship with this man, despite sharing Hotels with him and paying personally for him to attend numerous overseas events.
At the least it is out and out corruption.
If it was a woman, Hague would have been fired by now. Same standards should apply for both Gay and Straight people.
Expose the liar and hypocrite that Hague is Guido!!!
Guido – homophobe?
You clearly haven’t seen the barge romp pic.
He also admits to fancying the Boy Yvette, in a “school marmish way in her leather boots.” Hope it does not come back, in a mode of speech, to haunt him.
Guido
Just to clarify the situation -I think it is important that we all understand your belief system so that we can isolate any potential bias.
Is Gay Bum Sex Ok?
Well Pope boy – Answer me!
Alex
Hear hear.
Unfortunately Guido wont have the balls to answer. That alone is pretty gay.
Spandex, not SpAd sex
Sad sex
Nope, definitely not gay.
Ooooooh, look, I swallowed all of it.
FCO announces new Dutch Ambassador appointment:
Our Man In The Hague.
Inside the Hague
This is all getting really uncomfortable now. Your obsession with this guy’s private life, this photo and some of the comments from readers, are just suggesting really blinkered homophobia. Get over it.
Saucer of milk for Table 54!
‘We can’t use hotel rooms anymore.How about a marriage of conveniences?’
** I like this picture actually.It’s the guy saying ‘F#ck off and grow up.’
More ‘Homophobic’ edition than Big Lie Edition.
And this from a Catholic and fan of the Pope. Some serious hypocrisy there.
Hague fronts Harley St’s new botox campaign.
You look good with specs and a fringe Willy!
Who’s a nice boy then!
On his first sales trip “up top” Screwtape couldn’t believe how easy it had been.
Foreign Secretary has wig as well as beard
Blog continues unsucessful plot to ruin descent man by rehashing pictures of gay advisor and implying they were in relationship – not funny perhaps but true
Appologies for anonymity – cock up on the lap-top front
as I told William in the Bedroom
Is he gay? Does that mean Hague was sharing a room with just not an adviser, but a gay one? Hague didn’t tell us that, did he? Rather uncomfortable if you were straight I would suspect. Does this mean Hague is gay? Did Hague lie to us? What about his poor wife, does she know? Ah, still far too many questions.
Well, I’d give him one!
Davina x
Spotted on another blog
“The nations finances are in ruins thanks to Labour and Labour then go out and appoint a person to the shadow chancellorship whose closest contact to the economy was posting tax demands through other peoples letterboxes.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
and he paid to fly me out all over the world with him ducky, can you believe it ?
Stupid quesstion I know
But who the fuck is it?
Well I drugged him up first so he’s mine, yeahhhhhh!
‘Actually I’m not gay, and neither is my boyfriend Will’
He told me he was a regular 16 Pinter, so I showed him how to sup 16 and one for the road.
Homophobic and pathetic. If you think Hague’s behaved improperly get out of the gutter and get some real proof. Then again that might involve some real journalism instead of cutting and pasting news feeds from other sources…
Billy H employed his lover as his SPAD. That is corrupt.
To be honest, I don’t know about Mr Hague’s sexuality, because I’ve never penetrated his intimate circle.
“Then again that might involve some real journalism instead of cutting and pasting news feeds from other sources…”
That would be a complete waste of time. The Torygraph has cornered the market in that activity.
Your barge or mine?
Orlando Bloom was beginning to regret his effort to re-connect with his fan base.
“I’ve danced with a man who’s danced with a man who’s danced with the Foreign Secretary.”
‘Need advice on colours, dust and
Judy Garland records’. Phone ‘Gazoo’
now for a super price.
Never mind your cries of passion, you is getting it Doggy fashion
Is Hague a big campaigner on family values? If not, what’s the big deal here?
“and you wouldn’t beleive what he asks me to do with the Hamster…”
“Is this how wide you had to open your mouth to fit Billy in ?
Well it was meat and two veg ducky!
Guido – Its all a bit sad – you are suppose to be ahead of the game not wallowing in an out-of-date tittle-tattle. Thought better of you.
Why?
Give it a rest Guido. Starting to look a lot like homophobia at worse, or a sad pointless vendetta at best.
You’re better than this; this is damaging your brand.
Billy Boy employed his gay lover as his SPAD. That is corrupt
A senior politician employing his secret gay lover on the state payroll not news? Hey whatever floats Gay Billys boat but let him fund his secret rent boy from his own pocket.
It sickens me to think that Hague used his OWN MONEY to pay for someone to offer him personal services. If private property is not CORRUPTION, then I don’t know what it is. All money should flow into and from the STATE.
I think he pulled it off.
I’ve not a clue who these two are but everytime I come on this site I heave at seeing this vomit inducing photo.
Guido flogs the dusty space where the dead horse used to be, its corpse having long since all but disappeared.
What exactly did Hague do to get you in such a tizzy?
Rent boy union conference, stand by your sugar daddy and he will see you alright.
Do you know, I think the guy next to me is a flaming queen.
The Unions have won again with a postie as shadow chancellor. Ed isn’t red then.
Two Virgins or Menlove Ave?
Happy Birthday – John Lennon. 70 tomorrow.
Ha ha ha – made my day
http://www.labourlist.org/the-new-shadow-cabinet-a-smart-use-of-resources
Are we supposed to know who these people are?
The winner.
Remind me, who “nailed” what and why?
What are these accusations of homophobia? Men might occasionally share a bunked cubicle to save on costs at an F1 in France, but high status, married political individuals simply don’t. It’s not about sexuality.
Come on Guido. You know you want to…
what forms do you have to fill in to become a gayer?
Great disguise Willie!
Right, the Spad is a screaming bum boy (obviously), he’s taken on privately funded trips on official visits to Bosnia, Afghanistan & others and he bunks up with the foreign Secretary at official political bash in the UK. It’s no fucking wonder poor old Ffion can’t get pregnant when her husband’s cock is reaming a bum bandit.
I bet she’ll never give him a blow job again.
I’m not homophobic but I do wish boys like this would stop ramming it down my throat.
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Balls – a worthy successor to Jacqui Smith. We’ll all need Kleenex for numerous reasons.
I think Guido is pretty close to being spot on about most things but this isn’t one of them… it’s getting too close to salacious gossip and nudge-nudgemanship for comfort… I respectfully ask him to deploy his talents on more worthy matters of state, not least the deeply odious Sadiq Khan, a public servant who deserves forensic investigation if ever there was one!
Salacious gossip and nudge-nudgemanship is what this blog aspires to – are you in the right place?
more like fudgenudgingship
You mean you just don’t like it because Gaygue is a Conservative.
It’s nudge-nudge-wink-winkmanship you spastic
Someone’s BITTER
Two people enjoying a night out without realizing that their picture will be used by a twat to attract attention to his blog.
Fat blogger stalks twenty-something man online and invites strangers to make homophobic comments about him and his friends because he used to work for a politician.
It’s admitedly not very snappy.
Closeted bald Politician employs grossly inexperienced gay Spad at the taxpayers exepense then fires him as it emerges he slept with him in same bedroom a dozen times and flew him all over the world as his partner, again at the taxpayers expense, while lying partisan hypocrites pretend outrage as if they wouldn’t be all over this story if it was a Labour politician.
It’s admitedly not very snappy.
Timmy celebrates his win of the ‘Straightest guy at the BBC’ award for the 3rd year running.
Over the past few years the government aim was to reflect the supposed 7% population ratio of gays and lesbians in preferential employment. Will the present government now redress the balance and sack the excess 5.5 % of gays and lesbians. Starting with Westminster and Staffordshire police who were proud to announce that they had reached 10% of ossifers were of this persuasion.
I agree they should. Some of them work with me and they play the I’ m a member of the opressed minority card.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY IN THE SCALE OF LIFE. NONENTITIES full stop. But he seems like a nice boy. At least he is still working and earning a living. It is better than claiming benefits, JUST about.
I’m not gay I just can’t get a girlfriend
Guido is a homophobe nah nah nah nah…. nah nah nah nah
Catholics are generally bigoted nah nah nah nah het….
Answer me pope boy – in your opinion is Gay bum sex ok?
They’re all poofs in Yorkshire.
Myers with the BBCs choice to replace the pope.
You big gay bear!
That Gudio, he’s almost as bitter as David Milliband!
“look what you’re missing out on haguey waguey..”
Sorry to be ignorant…..but who the fuck are they?