October 8th, 2010

Friday Caption Contest (Big Lie Edition)


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Is that a silk scarf or are you just pleased to see me?

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” I am not Gay , its just my boyfriend “

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Hague has a horn

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    French President meets two ‘chaps’ in a specialist bar.

  5. 5
    Backwoodsman says:

    Smile boys, this one is going to be my Christmas card to Guido.

  6. 6
    concrete pump says:

    Atfer quitting as Hague’s SpAd, Myers takes up a job as a guide for blind homosexuals.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Devil is in the detail

  8. 8
    The Rt. Hon William Hague MP says:

    I’ve nailed that.

  9. 9
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” Im Horny horny horny horny “

  10. 10
  11. 11
    The look on Myers's face is because he's thinking says:

    Is that Gordon Brown hiding in the corner?!

  12. 12
    concrete pump says:

    An excellent example of why MDMA isn’t perfect.

  13. 13
    Billy says:

    I’ve always had a thing for twins.

  14. 14
    Enjineer says:

    Hague is not gay because he said so. I also believe Portillo isn’t gay and neither was that Freddy Mercury chap.

  15. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Pictures emerge of party on Guido’s Barge at Tory conference

  16. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Freddie wasnt gay , he was Bisexual

  17. 17
    Right up the Spad says:

    Is that a pistol in your pocket or did you just fuck William Hague?

  18. 18
    Ed not Balls says:

    Alan Johnson shadow chancellor of the exchequer….

  19. 19
    Freddie Hague says:

    And so is Hague.

  20. 20
    Tardkiller says:

    thats deffo Gordy in drag in the background

  21. 21
    Mr Mrs Balls says:


    WTF does Alan Johnson know aout economics?

    He’s a Postie FFS.

    George Osborne won’t believe his luck.

  22. 22
    Hague's Bedroom Buddy says:

    Your place or the taxpayers ?

  23. 23

    You say get em in, I say Ketamine
    You say twin beds, I say team bed
    Let’s pull the whole thing off.

  24. 24
    13eastie says:

    Ed Balls, pretender to the Premiership tweets:

    “We both v happy with the results”

    Public school and Keble could only do so much…

  25. 25
    P. Doff says:

    Are you implying there is more than one case of a sexually transmitted disease?

  26. 26
    Spadding for fun and profit says:

    Would you like to see the inside of the Foreign Secretary?

  27. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    Good at delivering Bills?
    Balls to Shadow Homo Secretary

  28. 28
    Harry Monk says:

    Oooh, i just got a whiff of lavender….

  29. 29
    Postal Vote says:

    Wham Bam I Am a Man!

  30. 30

    They’ll never make the shadow cabinet

  31. 31
    White Van Man's latest headlines... says:

    Ed Balls = shadow home sec
    Allan Jonhson = shadow chancellor
    Yvette cooper = shadow foreign sec

  32. 32
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    And of course Osborne is a renowned economist. ‘Osborne’s first job was to provide data entry services to the National Health Service to record the names of people who had died in London. He also briefly worked for Selfridges. He originally intended to pursue a career in journalism, but instead got a job at Conservative Central Office.’

  33. 33




  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    He’ll know the price of a stamp then.

  35. 35
    annnnonyperson says:

    “Look into my eyes..”

  36. 36
    Hague's Fist of Fun says:

    And he took it right up to the elbow whle I slapped his bald head.

  37. 37
    Tom FD says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that man. Or for that matter any man. Certainly not any man who’s ever worked for me. It’s not a habit of mine. No.

  38. 38
    White Van Man's latest headlines... says:

    Ed Balls = shadow home sec
    Allan Jonhson = shadow chancellor
    Yvette cooper = shadow foreign sec
    John Healey = shadow health
    John Denham = shadow business
    Douglas Alexander = shadow work & Pensions
    Hattie Harman= shadow international development sec
    Jim Murphy shadow defence
    Andy Burnham = shadow education sec
    Angela Eagle = shadow chief sec to the treasury

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:


  40. 40
    MP stuck in traffic says:

    Gay photographer to flamboyant guy on right :
    Bet you I can cum in your mouth from here, sweetie. Open wide.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Boring. How about the Ed wimp out over Shadow Chancellor

  42. 42
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Is it “Oooh get her”?

  43. 43

    Sex change women deny gay rumours

  44. 44
    Tom Tomos says:

    With prior apologies to Tom Robinson, ‘Sing if you’re SpAd to be Gay’.

  45. 45
    Alex says:


    Seriously are you a homophobe?

    Wouldn’t normally ask, just all that Catholic shit you wrote last month got me thinking.

    Why is this picture remotely relevant?

  46. 46
    Field Marshal Hague says:

    Spandex, not SpAd sex

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Has this young man found a new job?

  48. 48
    George Michael says:

    Nope, definitely not gay.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    How did such a person ended by looking after UK finance?

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Jesus, its a gay guy in a bar, is it really that funny guido. I think you’ve got a few issues with this story and it reveals a nasty streak

  51. 51
    Field Marshal Hague says:

    FCO announces new Dutch Ambassador appointment:

    Our Man In The Hague.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    my thoughts too.

    This is getting old.

  53. 53
    slpa my blad head and call me sweetie says:

    Inside the Hague

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    This is all getting really uncomfortable now. Your obsession with this guy’s private life, this photo and some of the comments from readers, are just suggesting really blinkered homophobia. Get over it.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    He might think, underneath he is a girl.

  56. 56
    Red Ed - the Union Manchurian Candidate says:

    It is totally relevent. Hague has claimed this completely unqualified former driver of his was employed as an aide justifiably, wheras the facts cannot support Myers being qualifed to drive a mini cab, let alone give advice to a Minister of State.

    Thus the only other explanation is he was appointed for personal reasons. Hague’s sexulaity has before been questioned even though he has denied he has had a homosexul relationship with this man, despite sharing Hotels with him and paying personally for him to attend numerous overseas events.

    At the least it is out and out corruption.

    If it was a woman, Hague would have been fired by now. Same standards should apply for both Gay and Straight people.

    Expose the liar and hypocrite that Hague is Guido!!!

  57. 57
    Blair's Paid Ego Parrot says:

    ‘We can’t use hotel rooms anymore.How about a marriage of conveniences?’

  58. 58
    Blair's Paid Ego Parrot says:

    ** I like this picture actually.It’s the guy saying ‘F#ck off and grow up.’

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Easy to manipulate..

  60. 60
    Southern Softy says:

    He’ll be able to write what he knows about economics on the back of a postage stamp then.

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    You think that’s odd? The one before last was a history teacher.

  62. 62

    There were real girls on the loveboat.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    More ‘Homophobic’ edition than Big Lie Edition.

    And this from a Catholic and fan of the Pope. Some serious hypocrisy there.

  64. 64
    O.W. says:

    Hague fronts Harley St’s new botox campaign.

  65. 65
    Dazza says:

    You look good with specs and a fringe Willy!

  66. 66
    rattattat says:

    Who’s a nice boy then!

  67. 67
    Sir William Waad says:

    On his first sales trip “up top” Screwtape couldn’t believe how easy it had been.

  68. 68
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Foreign Secretary has wig as well as beard

  69. 69

    Guido – homophobe?

    You clearly haven’t seen the barge romp pic.

  70. 70
    Sir William Waad says:

    Saucer of milk for Table 54!

  71. 71
    Sir William Waad says:

    Alec Baldwin = shadow Shadow

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Blog continues unsucessful plot to ruin descent man by rehashing pictures of gay advisor and implying they were in relationship – not funny perhaps but true

  73. 73
    Dame Davina Pancake says:

    Well, I’d give him one!

    Davina x

  74. 74
    literate pedant says:

    thank you William , please get back to your work in the FO now will you ….?

  75. 75
    AC1 says:

    I’ve only seen three men in bed on your barge.

  76. 76
    13eastie says:

    And the pirates had real beards.

  77. 77
    Selohesra says:

    Appologies for anonymity – cock up on the lap-top front

  78. 78
    Sing if you're glad to be Spad says:

    as I told William in the Bedroom

  79. 79
    Red Ed 4th vote preference says:

    Spotted on another blog

    “The nations finances are in ruins thanks to Labour and Labour then go out and appoint a person to the shadow chancellorship whose closest contact to the economy was posting tax demands through other peoples letterboxes.”


  80. 80
    Every Hague needs a Bedroom Buddy says:

    and he paid to fly me out all over the world with him ducky, can you believe it ?

  81. 81
    Ugh? says:

    Stupid quesstion I know

    But who the fuck is it?

  82. 82
    White Van Man says:

    Well I drugged him up first so he’s mine, yeahhhhhh!

  83. 83
    filipinomonkey says:

    ‘Actually I’m not gay, and neither is my boyfriend Will’

  84. 84
    Doc Trough says:

    He told me he was a regular 16 Pinter, so I showed him how to sup 16 and one for the road.

  85. 85
    northerner says:

    Homophobic and pathetic. If you think Hague’s behaved improperly get out of the gutter and get some real proof. Then again that might involve some real journalism instead of cutting and pasting news feeds from other sources…

  86. 86
    Stands back in amazement says:

    …..about as much as Cooper knows about Foreign stuff, except of course being complicit in turning England into Englandistan a haven for ‘British Terrorists’

  87. 87
    Jimmy says:

    Your barge or mine?

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    What a couple of fairies – get a life.

  89. 89
    Bob Roberts, Worcester says:

    Hilarious! Well done Jon Monday, I say!

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    One of these people once worked for a guy that has upset Guido somehow into launching this yawn-worthy little crusade.

  91. 91
    Sir William Waad says:

    Orlando Bloom was beginning to regret his effort to re-connect with his fan base.

  92. 92
    Sir William Waad says:

    “I’ve danced with a man who’s danced with a man who’s danced with the Foreign Secretary.”

  93. 93
    Gonk says:

    ‘Need advice on colours, dust and
    Judy Garland records’. Phone ‘Gazoo’
    now for a super price.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Its not William, it is him boy. He was using a women’s name but got caught and comes as Anonymous.

  95. 95

    Never mind your cries of passion, you is getting it Doggy fashion

  96. 96
    CA Jones says:

    Is Hague a big campaigner on family values? If not, what’s the big deal here?

  97. 97
    Fredo Milliband says:

    “and you wouldn’t beleive what he asks me to do with the Hamster…”

  98. 98
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    “Is this how wide you had to open your mouth to fit Billy in ?

  99. 99
    Red Ed - the Union Manchurian Candidate says:

    Billy H employed his lover as his SPAD. That is corrupt.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Guido – Its all a bit sad – you are suppose to be ahead of the game not wallowing in an out-of-date tittle-tattle. Thought better of you.

  101. 101
    Monty Python's Professor of Logic says:

    As opposed to unreal girls OR real non-girls?

  102. 102
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I think he pulled it off.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    In UK there are only 1.5% gays but in parliament it seems there is only 1.5% straight MPs.

  104. 104
    Jimmy says:


  105. 105
    Mobius says:

    Give it a rest Guido. Starting to look a lot like homophobia at worse, or a sad pointless vendetta at best.

    You’re better than this; this is damaging your brand.

  106. 106
    Red Ed - the Union Manchurian Candidate says:

    Billy Boy employed his gay lover as his SPAD. That is corrupt

  107. 107
    Voice of Reason says:

    I’ve not a clue who these two are but everytime I come on this site I heave at seeing this vomit inducing photo.

  108. 108
    Alex says:

    Guido flogs the dusty space where the dead horse used to be, its corpse having long since all but disappeared.

    What exactly did Hague do to get you in such a tizzy?

  109. 109
    Red Eddy's speach writer. says:

    Unfortunately the hon member has just retreated out of the pic along with his tumescent errm member. The gent in glasses has retained his posture and obvious pleasure after removal of said errm “member

  110. 110
    Tom 'Bunker Bunter' Watson MP says:

    Even we in Labour are bored senseless by Guido’s ridiculous obsession.

    Big yawn.

  111. 111
    Cassandra King says:

    Rent boy union conference, stand by your sugar daddy and he will see you alright.

  112. 112
    Eggo the Ostrich says:

    Envious unattractive blogger posts pic of two good looking men.

  113. 113
    A Lancashire Lad says:

    Do you know, I think the guy next to me is a flaming queen.

  114. 114
    Cassandra King says:

    A senior politician employing his secret gay lover on the state payroll not news? Hey whatever floats Gay Billys boat but let him fund his secret rent boy from his own pocket.

  115. 115
    Roger Boyes says:

    To be honest, I don’t know about Mr Hague’s sexuality, because I’ve never penetrated his intimate circle.

  116. 116
    gone fuckin mental says:

    cool blog man, sorry there’s no comments :(

  117. 117
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    He also admits to fancying the Boy Yvette, in a “school marmish way in her leather boots.” Hope it does not come back, in a mode of speech, to haunt him.

  118. 118
    concrete pump says:

    He’s got something to put in you……..at the Hague bar….

  119. 119
    restandbthankfull says:

    The Unions have won again with a postie as shadow chancellor. Ed isn’t red then.

  120. 120
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Two Virgins or Menlove Ave?

    Happy Birthday – John Lennon. 70 tomorrow.

  121. 121
  122. 122
    Chris Myers says:

  123. 123
    Maximus says:

    Embroidery — he knew bugger all history, and I’ve yet to hear anyone admit to having been taught anything by him.

  124. 124
    Mercian says:

    Are we supposed to know who these people are?

  125. 125
    anonymous says:

    Remind me, who “nailed” what and why?

  126. 126
    Doc Trough says:

    What are these accusations of homophobia? Men might occasionally share a bunked cubicle to save on costs at an F1 in France, but high status, married political individuals simply don’t. It’s not about sexuality.

  127. 127
    streamfisher says:

    The winner.

  128. 128
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Sad sex

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Come on Guido. You know you want to…

  130. 130
    kENTON cHUCKLE says:

    what forms do you have to fill in to become a gayer?

  131. 131
    Templar says:

    Shouldn’t that be:

    “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is”

  132. 132
    Jock Strapon says:

    Gordon Brown taught me everything I know and I know fuck all.

  133. 133
    Sir Oswald the nifty says:

    Great disguise Willie!

  134. 134
    Cox Sucker says:

    Ooooooh, look, I swallowed all of it.

  135. 135
    Alky Ada says:

    Those really are very interesting views on the conflict in Afghanistan, Captain. Please step this way; I’m certain my boss would like to probe you further.

  136. 136
    Cox Sucker says:

    Well it was meat and two veg ducky!

  137. 137
    Edward 2nd's poker says:

    Right, the Spad is a screaming bum boy (obviously), he’s taken on privately funded trips on official visits to Bosnia, Afghanistan & others and he bunks up with the foreign Secretary at official political bash in the UK. It’s no fucking wonder poor old Ffion can’t get pregnant when her husband’s cock is reaming a bum bandit.

    I bet she’ll never give him a blow job again.

  138. 138
    gildedtumbril says:

    I am convinced there are no straights in parliament, whatsoever. They are all bent, that is why the clocktower is called BG Bent.

  139. 139
    gildedtumbril says:

    Be sure that stamp is a definitive. The little ones.

  140. 140
    gildedtumbril says:

    Ignore all these deviants Guido. Just keep hammering the parliamentary bastards.Er…perhaps I should rephrase that.

  141. 141
    Barracoder says:

    I’m not homophobic but I do wish boys like this would stop ramming it down my throat.

  142. 142
    the beast of clerkenwell says:


    Exciting new range of sunglasses


    As worn by William Hague and Chris Myers modelling partner when out for a stroll

    They tell the world just who you are

    Now stocked at Selfridges

  143. 143
    Tossflap Watch Is Back With A Vengeance!!!! says:

    Yes, he has used VERY poor English.

    This bloke was ‘Schools’ Secretary ffs!

    What a complete and utter, brain-dead, stupid tossflap.

  144. 144
    Agapantha Trotskee-Manlove says:

    It sickens me to think that Hague used his OWN MONEY to pay for someone to offer him personal services. If private property is not CORRUPTION, then I don’t know what it is. All money should flow into and from the STATE.

  145. 145
    God Help Us! says:

    Balls – a worthy successor to Jacqui Smith. We’ll all need Kleenex for numerous reasons.

  146. 146
    David says:

    I think Guido is pretty close to being spot on about most things but this isn’t one of them… it’s getting too close to salacious gossip and nudge-nudgemanship for comfort… I respectfully ask him to deploy his talents on more worthy matters of state, not least the deeply odious Sadiq Khan, a public servant who deserves forensic investigation if ever there was one!

  147. 147
    Guido's dietician says:

    Someone’s BITTER

  148. 148
    Hugh Janus says:

    “Then again that might involve some real journalism instead of cutting and pasting news feeds from other sources…”

    That would be a complete waste of time. The Torygraph has cornered the market in that activity.

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Two people enjoying a night out without realizing that their picture will be used by a twat to attract attention to his blog.

  150. 150
    Angelica Agurbash says:

    Fat blogger stalks twenty-something man online and invites strangers to make homophobic comments about him and his friends because he used to work for a politician.

    It’s admitedly not very snappy.

  151. 151

    Salacious gossip and nudge-nudgemanship is what this blog aspires to – are you in the right place?

  152. 152
    Sing if you're glad to be Hague says:

    Closeted bald Politician employs grossly inexperienced gay Spad at the taxpayers exepense then fires him as it emerges he slept with him in same bedroom a dozen times and flew him all over the world as his partner, again at the taxpayers expense, while lying partisan hypocrites pretend outrage as if they wouldn’t be all over this story if it was a Labour politician.

    It’s admitedly not very snappy.

  153. 153
    Paxo says:

    Timmy celebrates his win of the ‘Straightest guy at the BBC’ award for the 3rd year running.

  154. 154
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    more like fudgenudgingship

  155. 155
    petrasatchell says:

    Over the past few years the government aim was to reflect the supposed 7% population ratio of gays and lesbians in preferential employment. Will the present government now redress the balance and sack the excess 5.5 % of gays and lesbians. Starting with Westminster and Staffordshire police who were proud to announce that they had reached 10% of ossifers were of this persuasion.

  156. 156
    CCHQ Troll Control says:

    You mean you just don’t like it because Gaygue is a Conservative.

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:

    as Julie Kirkbride knows

  158. 158
    pissedoffossifer says:

    I agree they should. Some of them work with me and they play the I’ m a member of the opressed minority card.

  159. 159
    taxpayertotheuseless says:

    WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY IN THE SCALE OF LIFE. NONENTITIES full stop. But he seems like a nice boy. At least he is still working and earning a living. It is better than claiming benefits, JUST about.

  160. 160
    Alex says:


    Just to clarify the situation -I think it is important that we all understand your belief system so that we can isolate any potential bias.

    Is Gay Bum Sex Ok?

    Well Pope boy – Answer me!


  161. 161
    Toryboy says:

    I’m not gay I just can’t get a girlfriend

  162. 162
    Alex says:

    Guido is a homophobe nah nah nah nah…. nah nah nah nah

    Catholics are generally bigoted nah nah nah nah het….

    Answer me pope boy – in your opinion is Gay bum sex ok?

  163. 163
    A Lancashire Lad says:

    They’re all poofs in Yorkshire.

  164. 164
    thebestjerrythebest says:

    Hear hear.

    Unfortunately Guido wont have the balls to answer. That alone is pretty gay.

  165. 165
    Bystander says:

    Myers with the BBCs choice to replace the pope.

  166. 166
    LesAbbey says:

    Is he gay? Does that mean Hague was sharing a room with just not an adviser, but a gay one? Hague didn’t tell us that, did he? Rather uncomfortable if you were straight I would suspect. Does this mean Hague is gay? Did Hague lie to us? What about his poor wife, does she know? Ah, still far too many questions.

  167. 167
    flatstanley says:

    You big gay bear!

  168. 168
    Give it Up FFS says:

    That Gudio, he’s almost as bitter as David Milliband!

  169. 169
    Lord Dave says:

    “look what you’re missing out on haguey waguey..”

  170. 170
    flatstanley says:

    It’s nudge-nudge-wink-winkmanship you spastic

  171. 171
    Batty Hattie Hamanescu says:

    Well I’m not yawning but wondering why someone with such an appalling lack of judgement is still in his post. Guido is only doing what the other media, BBC included, should be doing.

    A man who trots out such a ridiculous excuse that he shared a room to save money, and that because his wife has had miscarriages it is proof positive that he is not gay.

    I really don’t care about his sexual orientation, it’s his judgement which makes him unfit for public office.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry to be ignorant…..but who the fuck are they?

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