October 8th, 2010

5 Things You Should Know About the Shadow Justice Secretary

Sadiq Khan has somewhat controversially been made the Shadow Justice Secretary by Red Ed. He was  also put in charge of constitutional and political reform, which is ironic. A relative unknown before his promotion there are all sorts of mysteries about the man that  Guido feels need some light shedding on them…

  • Did you know that Khan has been exposed three times for fiddling his expenses, even after the public outcry last year? Using a thief to catch thief?
  • Did you know that five members of Khan’s family and various clients belonged to fundamentalist group Hizb ut-Tahrir? Something he called “irrelevant” and “trivial” Well they must be proud of his line of work…
  • Did you know Khan got the bent copper Ali Dizaei off the hook. He was later jailed in Wandsworth Prison, in Khan’s own constituency.
  • Did you know Khan tried to join the defence team of Zacarias Moussaoui, the only person convicted of the 9/11 attacks. The US government refused him clearance. As they did over a Guantanamo suspect’s trial. What do the Americans know about Khan?
  • Did you know Khan voted for post office closures at 7pm in Parliament and spoke out against closures at 8pm in a public meeting in his constituency? What was that about two faced liars…

Come back next week for five more facts that raise serious questions about the new Labour leader’s judgement…


508 Comments

  1. 1
    Sir William Waad says:

    Ken will sort him out. It’s a boy against a man.

  2. 2
    School for Scoundrels says:

    Oh, are you finally going to ‘out’ Alan Johnson?

  3. 3
    Sadiq is a khunt says:

    Absolute fucking disgrace.

  4. 4
    The Khazi Of Khalabar says:

    Very Soon the black flag of Jihad will fly over Downing street, or Labour HQ at least.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    You Khan’t be serious

  6. 6
    Tell it like it really is says:

    What an injustice

  7. 7
    Animal says:

    Expect a juicy revelation to come out about this mugwump in due course.

  8. 8
    James T Kirk says:

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!

  9. 9
    Sarf of the River says:

    Glad he’s not my MP although Hughes can often be a bit of a twat.

  10. 10
    Irene says:

    Well it’s about time he got justice!

  11. 11
    Greg Beales says:

    Are these all “Cast Iron Guarantees”?

    You are sraping the barrel, Guido

  12. 12
    Fascist Pig says:

    It should come as no surprise to anyone that Red Ed would have such a crooked hypocrite in his inner circle. With the death of New Labour comes a rebirth for Labour’s rampant cronyism and corruption.

  13. 13
  14. 14
    Dick the Prick says:

    Ah, no, now he’s a lovely fella so he is. Kind to his mum, opens doors for ladies and is woefully under qualified.

  15. 15
    khan't get over you says:

    WTF has Kahn got on Ed one wonders? He obviously wasn’t prompoted on his talents, unless those talents were lying and cheating. He leaves a trail of slime behind him that Vaz can only dream of. Fucking hell.

  16. 16
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Where? The BBC?

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Cheese Lover says:

    I’m sure the Labour party could have got a honest, non thieving, non radical, non postal ballot stuffing Muslim to represent their interests.

    Oh…

    perhaps not, there don’t appear to be any.

  19. 19
    Dazza says:

    Nice work Guido!

  20. 20
    The Inquisition says:

    Jesus want to burn you Khan.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Do the boys in the EDL know that he supports the brake up of England into the
    Nine Euro regions.

  22. 22
    Down with Brown! says:

    Ken will tear Sadiq to pieces.

    I look forward to the Shadow Justice Secretary spending time at her Majesty’s pleasure.

  23. 23
    Hugh Janus says:

    A mere novice – and a deeply unpleasant one at that. Let’s hope Uncle Ken gives him a run for our money.

  24. 24
    Down with Brown! says:

    Go Guido, I am sure that there are weeks of fun to be have exposing the lies and hypocrisy of the shadowy Mr Khan.

  25. 25
    Down with Brown! says:

    Khan = Labour’s new prince of darkness.

  26. 26
    KINNOCKIO says:

    Red Ed has confirmed his brilliance by appointing Postman Prat to shadow Chancellor and by appointing Shady Sad Dick to shadow Justice Minister. If only Michael Foot were still with us, he could have been our Foreign Secretary.

    I’m delighted I’ve got my party back.

    We’re allwight! We’re allwight !!!

  27. 27
    Deep Who says:

    He said to the sound of barrel scraping. Fucking unbelievable you partisan wankers – a troughing fucker is a troughing fucker no matter the party.

  28. 28
    purpleline says:

    If I was Ken I would make sure all Justice debates are called for Friday afternoon to stp the fecker praying to his Bomb master I mean More-Ham -Ed

  29. 29

    What of Baroness Scotland’s appointment?

  30. 30

    Wasn’t he on a Dispatches prog a while back ?

  31. 31
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

  32. 32
    Khan - the Al Queda Manchurian Candidate says:

    Looks like Khan as Shadow Justice minister is classic “Taqiyyah” or a deception of the Infidel, according to the Koran…just think if he was elected he would have power over all those banged up Islamic terrorists…

  33. 33
    Bin Laden says:

    We’ve got our party back!

  34. 34
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    This man is a stain on our public life. Go after him, Guido, and GET HIM.

  35. 35
    OiOi says:

    sadiq khan.

  36. 36
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Just about to post the same – what a shower these people are.

  37. 37
    Tell it like it really is says:

    …..and how do you know he hasn’t got power over them already, otherwise why the prison visits – remeber?

  38. 38
    Bent as a nine bob note says:

    Sounds a normal type of guy to me.

  39. 39
    streamfisher says:

  40. 40
    Down with Brown! says:

    Love Guido’s tag “Twat Watch”.

  41. 41
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    By the grace of Allah, I bring wery great warning to you infidels, I am being wery well connected and am being untouchable muslim so can wery well do whatsoewer I please.

  42. 42
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Yes – its been a while since we saw the crosshairs.

  43. 43
    rustygecko says:

    In the UK Moslems are a protected specie. You can dish all you like Guido – you are wasting your time. We even have left gay left wingers defending Islam – and they will be the first under to be stoned….

  44. 44
    Dick the Prick says:

    Postman Twat shagged his cat. Pictures in tomorrow’s Daily Smutty. Free seletape on Saturdays. Speaking of which – is it wrong to drool over the Saturday’s – they really are bonny lasses. Shitish songs but very easy on the eye.

  45. 45
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    Sadiq has the distinction of being one of the select few in the world who has a face you could never tire of punching.

  46. 46
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    Has Dave turned off the flow of shit into the UK?

  47. 47
  48. 48
    Edbanger says:

    Keep digging Guido, you are onto something here.

  49. 49
    Down with Brown! says:

    Postie’s admitting on BBC News 24 that he needs to read a lot of things quickly to get up to speed in his new role:

    http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/2107960/Economics-for-Dummies/Product.html?_%24ja=tsid:11518%7Ccc:%7Cprd:2107960%7Ccat:Books+%3E+Business+%26+Law

  50. 50
    AC1 says:

    Socialists = Sociopaths correct.

  51. 51
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    Clarke will destroy Khunt in the HoC.

  52. 52
    AC1 says:

    Benefits = jizya

  53. 53
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    You said it, AC1.

  54. 54
    Engineer says:

    The new Mandelslime?

  55. 55
    caesars wife says:

    Brilliant none answer for shadow treausry team none of em can say if they defend Darlings 50% halving of deficet in 4 yrs , its all injured women voice overs so there gonna play batterd women game , all meek it was nae me . CW thinks ed was best bet on chancellor and woodward is old politics fo NI , Hain is for wales remeberance tribute chat with grandad , and dont know how ed will dodge former commumist party top honcho in chancellor . CW view is a few smart moves for parliament but rest is to do with keeping north /midlands seats for forthcomming locals , looks like a few new funny money projects on the go as well .

  56. 56
    William Hague (for it is he) says:

    Are any politicians not raving gayers these days?

  57. 57
    Dale Caan says:

    Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

  58. 58
    Dalek Caan says:

    Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

  59. 59
    Simon Hughes says:

    Look at me everyone! I’m really important I am!

    Hold on, I haven’t been in the news recently. Time to say something to get on Clegg’s tits.

  60. 60
    AC1 says:

    More likely to use the term malignant narcissist to describe the combination of envy, projection and narcissism that makes a modern marxist.

  61. 61
    Ken Clarke says:

    Leave this worm to me…

  62. 62
    Down with Brown! says:

    Support Katharine Birbalsingh, sacked for telling the truth about education in this country.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    People will find it hard to believe, their are lots of single mothers in the Muslim community, even though Korean says get married before you sleep with someone, but did doesn’t say anything about covering the face.

    Hope this hasn’t got any thing to do with our benefits system.

  64. 64
    She's been allowed back says:

    “Katharine Birbalsingh, 37, was ordered not to come into school on Thursday or Friday after making critical remarks before a speech by Education Secretary Michael Gove at the party conference in Birmingham on Tuesday.

    Addressing the audience as a guest speaker, she gave a damning account of standards in schools, saying education had been “so dumbed down that even the children know it.”

    The board of governors at St Michael and All Angels Church of England Academy in Camberwell, south London, told Miss Birbalsingh to stay away from the school while they considered her position. But the French teacher and deputy head was told yesterday evening that she would be allowed to return to the classroom on Monday after parents voiced their support. In her speech on Tuesday, Miss Birbalsingh told delegates of a “broken” system which “keeps poor children poor”. “

  65. 65
    Jimmy says:

    “Come back next week for five more facts that raise serious questions about the new Labour leader’s judgement…”

    1. He’s a darkie
    2. He could be gay. He looks gay. Let’s say he’s gay then.
    3. I’ve run out of ideas.
    4. Help me out someone.
    5. Have I mentioned he’s a darkie?

  66. 66
    Woof! says:

    He has not turned off the flow of shit from his mouth

  67. 67

    “Stay out of it, you said! I’ll sort it all out, you said!” {clang of saucepan being banged hard on kitchen drainer}
    “There’s a good job in it for you if you like. Remember saying that do you? ” {Loud smack of china plates being rudely forced into dishwasher}

    “But look what’s bleedin’ happened. You failed..failed, failed , failed. ‘ don’t worry dear, Gordon’s goin’ to fix it all for me.. You idiot! I told you he was as reliable as a condom on a porcupine. ‘Leave it to me..! I’ll be leader!’
    You make me sick..
    ‘You’re now the shadow minister for chavs and I’m the shadow minister for F*uk All”
    {slam of cupboard door. Bang as a wine bottle is set down hard on a breadboard}

    “My mum was right. You are a F*ckin loser. I could have done a mini Miliband if I’d stood for leader. Swept the floor with the Jonas brothers! And with you, you piddlin’ sack of ****! You can sleep in the shed. For a hundred years for all I care. If I hear a single footstep on the staircase I’ll shove this Chardonay up yer..”

    And she goes up to the bedroom while Ed Tweets.

    “Both of us are very happy with the decisions”

  68. 68
    Steve Miliband says:

    5 Things You Should Know About the Shadow Justice Secretary

    He is Norman Lamont’s secret lovechild.
    He once appeared on Crimewatch.
    He drives a Prius.
    He is a twat.
    He will be the first to go.

  69. 69
    WTF says:

    Subtitles on Ceefax??

  70. 70
    Col. Wilberforce Anstrther-Cholmondley (Retd.) says:

    Khan nor any of these Labour oiks appointed to the Shadow Cabinet would know what knives and forks they should pick up at a dinner, let alone how the port should go round.

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    Hahahahaha.

    Fuck ‘em both.

    May they rot in hell.

  72. 72
    Shadow Minister says:

    What’s a “fork”?

  73. 73
    jgm2 says:

    you forgot

    6. Apologist for the most incompetent UK government in recorded history.

  74. 74
    jgm2 says:

    you forgot

    6. Apologist for the most incompetent UK government in recorded hist*ry.

  75. 75
    Steve Miliband says:

    Spotted on Ebay:

    One aircraft carrier, surplus to requirements due to over calculation of needs. Will be finished soon. £2.5bn. Will include several helicopters ( Nb have software problems)

  76. 76
    jgm2 says:

    Where Khan is concerned they probably have more obvious issues with chap.

  77. 77

    Its posh slang for Sexual intercourse.

    ‘”Would madame care to partake of a fork?”

  78. 78

    Did u know that Khan is a Muslim? Guido does

  79. 79
    Techno says:

    She’s great but her faith in the Conservatives is sadly misplaced.

    Can’t she cry racism?

  80. 80
    Ahem, by the by says:

    Thak you, your Majesty.

    The originality of your choice of words shows you know toss all about Easter. But then I only found out about sheep slaughter fairly recently.

    For 1500 a Christian culture made this country and gave the world democracy and individual rights and played a leading role in the great Western Experiment.

    Therefore, consider yourself enriched. You are, after all, here and must have your reasons for not helping to build a ‘vibrant’ Pakistan out of the mud and dust.

    Rant over.

  81. 81
    Sally Alley says:

    I like jizz, ya.

  82. 82

    On past form I’d be a bit suspicious of “Will be finished soon”

    Put it in your watched items and click back on it in 2035.

  83. 83
    Steve Miliband says:

    Good start:
    On the crucial issue of the deficit, Mr Johnson said the government was cutting spending too far and too fast.

    But he acknowledged his lack of economic experience, saying he was being “chucked in the deep end”.

    Asked by the BBC what his first move would be in the job, he joked that it would be to “pick up a primer in economics for beginners”

  84. 84
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Send the bugger back !!!!!

  85. 85
    geoff says:

    and what referendum was it when the english voted to be governed by darkies?

  86. 86
    Sadiq says:

    I’m reporting this site and all of you to Trevor Phillips.

  87. 87
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    I thought that was troughing…….

  88. 88
    Vinnie the biscuit says:

    Were gonna make him an offer he khan’t refuse..

  89. 89
    Dy Ann Fat Butt's boyfriend is angry she isn't in the Shadow Cabinet says:

  90. 90
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    No, you just forgot to mention the dishonesty….

  91. 91
    That fucking annoying meerkat says:

    Simples!

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Bid starts at £1.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Only if he takes it up the poop-chute

  94. 94
    Fat fuck says:

    Go compare!

  95. 95
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    ok……………. best of luck !!

  96. 96
    McDoom is cunty says:

    Bill, I’m still laughing from your inspired post yesterday about Brown and his Ben 10 mobile phone with action sounds. I already couldn’t take that c – unt seriously, but now every time I read about him or see his ugly visage, I just picture him using that.

  97. 97
    streamfisher says:

    Great idea, one or two of those would have come in very handy in 1940.

  98. 98
    SaltPetre says:

    He is a crook…that is all that matters. Guido has put a red target over the faces of many non-muslims…so don’t try and invent islamaphobia where it doesn’t exist!!

  99. 99
    nell says:

    Nope. They wouldn’t want him.

    They’re trying to clean up their image and get rid of the radicals.

    Besides I think he’s good in the shadow cabinet as shadow justice minister. He’ll have as much authority as aljohnson will have as shadow chancellor.

    They’re a joke.

  100. 100
    Cheese Lover says:

    Do you ever get tired of typing the word Muslim?

    Still enjoying that fairytale, the Koran?…it’s not real you know, there aint a lot of fact based events in there, aside from Mohammed being a bit of a peado.

  101. 101
    Mike Hunt says:

    Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan’t

  102. 102
    Mike Hunt says:

    Harsh but with more than a ring of truth.

  103. 103
    SaltPetre says:

    That would be ‘break’ not brake… assuming you are English enough to speak the language!

  104. 104
    Mike Hunt says:

    I think you mean break.

  105. 105
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Got a bit hacked off with this site over the Hague stuff, but this is evidence the drunken Pikey can still cut the mustard.

    So we’ve got a corrupt shadow justice secretary you say, How very ‘New Labour’

  106. 106
    caesars wife says:

    LOL

  107. 107
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What exactly is it that you are attempting to deny?

  108. 108
    Number 10's cat says:

    Impotent more like

  109. 109
    Mike Hunt says:

    Just that they be ‘modest’

  110. 110
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    wrong!
    When we in europe v ery sensibly kicked the the you now whose out it was arac countries that offered them shelter (in return for a bung of course) and lived in peace until a few million heavily armed ungrateful bastards turned up and stole their land

  111. 111
    D-Ann Abbott says:

    Yeah, cos a Muslim has neva committed any crime. Eva. Init blud?

    Allahu Akbar

  112. 112
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    My question above is addressed to LM.

  113. 113
    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    His lot all stick together, doesn’t matter how corrupt they’ve been

  114. 114
    nell says:

    And who has militwit made shadow attorney general?

    The very slippery baroness scotland.

    I thought this was supposed to be new generation labour.

    They look awfully like the tired old lot from the last government, recycled into different jobs. But then of course red ed was the minister for recycling in the previous government wasn’t he!

  115. 115
    The Eagles says:

    Not for us, thank you, Mrs Bercow.

  116. 116
    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    Rosie is in there to suck each non homo’s ballbag on demand too

  117. 117
    Harvey Tuckett says:

    What the fuck is the deal on Johnson???
    Guido has given us a nudge and a nod that some skeleton may be rattling in his cupboard.
    Or is it just a load of bollocks!!

  118. 118
    Ayesha Hazarika says:

    Political blogger, Guido Fawkes in uproar as his sex list goes viral

  119. 119
    McDoom is cunty says:

    Go play with your sandcastles, nell.

  120. 120
    The Harriet Harman Thought Police says:

    You’re not allowed to call them darkies any more.
    The correct term is “ethnically challenged.”

    I’m off to a Daily Mail burning party with the Gay Gyppos for Hamas presure group.

  121. 121
    McDoom is cunty says:

    “The study also revealed that Guido Fawkes remains by far the most visited political blogger, and that the official Conservative blog is a lot more popular than its Labour equivalent, with Fawkes himself responsible for discrediting the Labour blogging scene.”

    http://channel.hexus.net/content/item.php?item=26713

  122. 122
    Susie says:

    He can make a start with Friedrich Hayek ‘The Road to Serfdom’

  123. 123
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    He will probably throw them all oin the canal when he has that checked they dont contain any credit cards or bank details
    He will be easy to track when wanted at the Hague, just follow the trail of red rubber bands

  124. 124
    Susie says:

    Oh yeah forgot… and then resign.

  125. 125
    Finally, what we've been waiting for. Jeremy Kyle gets what he deserves says:

  126. 126
    Mr Chav says:

    We iz calling our little girl Chlamydia and our son Champagne-Levi. Innit tho? Yes blud. Now gis us loadza benefits and fing.

  127. 127
    Voice of Reason says:

    Why bother about this fucking hypocritical crook, the whole bloody lot of Labour are irrelevant now.

  128. 128
    Loftus Road says:

    the work isn’t done yet. I look forward to more revelations about this odious creep

  129. 129
    Climate Change is a scam says:

    Do fuck off nell, anyone still spinning for ‘I agree with blowing up innocent children who don’t believe in climate change David 10:10 Cameron’ is a nutter.

  130. 130
    Shadow Justice Secretary says:

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    It will all be dismissed as “Islamophobia”. Win win situation for Mr Khan. Whats his voting record on gay rights I wonder?

  132. 132
    White Van Man says:

    I want to burn him already, on a cross, lots of petrol, pointy hats, arr you get the picture!

  133. 133
    Shadow Minister says:

    Ah. So that’s a bit like a table-ender, then. Eating and forking at the same time sounds a bit tricky. I’ll ask Lord Prescott for some tips.

  134. 134
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love fizzy orange. Ram a whole bottle up my botty please.

  135. 135
    Edward Balls says:

    This is more like it Guido, you are on to the bad ladz

  136. 136
    dragon den says:

    Yeah, he’s like Keith Vaz, one of the good guys

  137. 137
    Engineer says:

    Crew not included. Buyer collects. Location; bow – Plymouth, centre section – Birkenhead, stern – Clyde, engines – Poland, flight deck – Portsmouth. Buyer assembles. Sold as seen. E&OE.

  138. 138
    Jimmy says:

    On a right wing blog the correct name is Harperson. Amongst righties this is still considered uproariously funny.

  139. 139
    Engineer says:

    Khan as Justice Secretary? Shows RedEd has a sense of humour, at least.

  140. 140
    jgm2 says:

    That’s a better start than the Maximum Imbecile then.

  141. 141
    nell says:

    Ah the labour trolls are sensitive tonight.

    No doubt they also know that militwit has just organised the worst and weakest labour shadow cabinet of all time.

  142. 142
  143. 143
    Edward Balls says:

    Rosie Winterton, Prescott’s ex on the tv , shadow chief whip , about 70 the new generation!!!!!
    Alan Johnson under previous rules would be retired , the new generation!!!
    Would red ed please explain how old you have to be to join the new generation!!

  144. 144
    the old Dufflebag says:

    bizarre appointment in khan….token muslim …ed’s campaign guru and as slippery as vazzie baby but nothing like as experienced in the public spotlight…should last 6 months if hes lucky b4 the past catches up and hes shuffled back to paperclips and smoozing

  145. 145
    CuttingEdge says:

    A personal message to Saddick Khunt at 1:20 in…

  146. 146

    Not another one doing some surreptitious bag emptying on Clapham Common?

  147. 147
    Scumbag UK says:

    That chav looks like a mutant from some horror film. Did his parents live too close to a nuclear power station or something? And this c u’n’t is allowed to breed and spread mutant DNA…no wonder the chav pool is increasing…

  148. 148
    Fred Kite says:

    There is nothing labour will not do to prove their PC credentials…as well as trying to buy a few votes from the “community”

  149. 149
    Dreadful Dingo says:

    So, three out of five criticisms relate to his defence work as a solicitor. While I take it that you would be far happier had his legal career consisted of suing little old ladies, or making exorbitant sums in the City, you do realise, don’t you, that legal ethics 101 states that you don’t deny someone legal representation just because they might be guilty. Our criminal justice system is based on both sides putting the best case they possibly can, and letting the jury decide. It is not surprising that a defense lawyer takes on dodgy clients – it goes with the territory.

    Try harder next time. You have three instances of expense abuses and so decide to attack him for obeying the ethical norms of his profession?

    (That’s not to say there are no rules, of course. If you know your client is lying – claiming he is innocent at trial while privately admitting he is guilty – you can get in serious trouble.

  150. 150
    Engineer says:

    “Sadiq Khan is a more appropriate MP than Jack Straw to carry the Justice Brief.”

    Discuss.

  151. 151
    jgm2 says:

    Cool. How the fuck did I do that?

  152. 152
    Chip Shop Owner says:

    We need an assistant. Must speak Romanian. Nobody speaks English round here anymore.

  153. 153
    HenryV says:

    124 posts before Sharia law was mentioned. Can’t accuse you lot of going for the obvious………

    I note that Red Ed has installed a Scottish Commie as shadow defence secretary. He is a left footer too?

  154. 154
    Engineer says:

    80 is the new 30, especially since retirement ages are set to rise.

  155. 155
    Dick the Prick says:

    Asian politics is odd. You pick yer fella and you go with it

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Does he know which hand to use.

  157. 157
    genghiz the khan says:

    Good job Harman was not given a shaddow legal post or was in shaddowing transport, given her spate of driving offences.

    Scotland would have been the perfect S Home Sec or Justice Sec as she has had recent Court experience, shame she is in the Lords.

    As for the we are not Union puppets, what was Alan Johnson’s job before he became an MP?

  158. 158
    Honest View says:

    I don’t want to sound vindictive, but surely this man CANNOT be allowed to hold an important office? For the sake of our dignity as an ancient democracy, he must be got rid of.

  159. 159
    White Van Man says:

  160. 160
    jgm2 says:

    Labour sure do pick their comedy singer-themed chancellors.

    First there was James Br*wn and now Al Johnson.

    Just think, somewhere out there is a young Harry Crosby destined to become Labour shadow chancellor.

  161. 161

    Quite Bill: think R100 and R101.

  162. 162
    Engineer says:

    No, he’s just a bit short of good options.

  163. 163
    jgm2 says:

    He had the measure of Kyle though from that clip.

  164. 164

    His initiative is to be welcomed.

  165. 165
    nell says:

    So now militwit has a shadow cabinet, well of sorts, is he going to have some proper shadow policies or is he going to carry on with gordon’s directionless strategies?

    I haven’t heard them talk about anything other than , we don’t have a deficit, we don’t need to cut spending, we need to spend spend spend to prevent a double dip and we need to keep building those two aircraft carriers even though we going to mothball one because we can’t afford to kit it out, and on and on…

    Same old same old. So where is new generation labour??!

  166. 166
    Mustapha Ben Effit says:

    This is indeed a proud day. At the next election my 500 votes will be going to Labour

  167. 167
    Cassandra King says:

    You forgot item 6 Jimmy so here it is for your enjoyment.

    He is a Jew? The islamist wont like that one little bit will they? Ooooh thats all right, just make the token islamist Khan a senior minister and that will get the mooozlum vote back on side.
    Yeah great idea and our chums in the media can censor out the fact that the solid labour muslim block vote is actually voting for a Jew.

    Great stuff.

  168. 168
    jgm2 says:

    You thick c*u*n*t. Champagne-Levi is a girls name. Do you want him to grow up kweer?

  169. 169
    H2S says:

    So is it fair to say that this Khan dude is a rotten egg?

  170. 170

    He’s Ed’s main weapon in the coming Labour Clone Wars.

  171. 171
    Dwayen says:

    I might be a c-u-n-t but I’m not fick. I’ve managed to live off the state for 20 years.

  172. 172
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8049178/Jack-Straw-a-third-of-new-shadow-cabinet-is-incapable.html

    More than a bit short Eng.

    Even straw admits that at least a third of militwits shadow cabinet won’t be up to the job and I suspect it’ll be a lot more than a third.

  173. 173
    Labour Party activist says:

    Make that 1000 and a cheque will be in the post.

  174. 174
    Yaaawn says:

    I like sandcastles.

  175. 175
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    Surely you mean “Disgust”?

  176. 176
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    He was in The Hills Have Eyes.

  177. 177
    Climate Change is a scam says:

    Awwwwwww nell proving she is a retard, what part of ‘climate change is a scam’ do you not understand you thick yokel? Hardly going to be a labour troll when their current leader was the ‘minister for climate change’ am I you spaz?

    “So today, taking our lead from 10:10, I commit us to a ten percent reduction in carbon … (Prime Minister David Cameron addressing DECC staff today )”

  178. 178

    Your 20th birthday today then Dwayen. Happy fecilitations from the source of the Italian rinacscimento, and I hope you’re being proper treated to some decent Romanee’-Conti.

  179. 179
    Sad Khan says:

    Simple misunderstanding, guv’na. Now we got that sorted wanna buy a gold watch? Cousin got ‘em on the cheap, all legit innit.

  180. 180
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    OK. I’ll give you a tenner, as long as you promise to go to Beachy Head and top yourself.

  181. 181
    Angry says:

    The great worry is that his ‘economic’ reading material will probably be:

    The End of Boom and Bust- Prudence Brown

    Light Touch; Steady Sailing- Gordan Jonah

    Printing Money For Dumbies- Banker Brown

    The Keynes To Your Wallet (tax and spend your way to happiness)-Crash Gordon

    May I suggest he instead have a chat with my Mother who told me to save up for what I wanted to buy and to live within my means.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Labour for sharia law

  183. 183
    Cockney Christian says:

    In a fairly recent post cancer diagnosis talk, Hitchens major has again pointed out that Muslims are sanctioned by their faith to lie to the non believers in order to progress the tyranny of dominant islam. Khan is just another proponent of this

  184. 184
    Bagheera says:

    you realise we are dealing with Shere Khan we are dealing with here?

  185. 185
    nell says:

    So do I. Lovely innocent things sandcastles. Essential part of summer especially for the kids.

    But now we are in the autumn and we adults need to be watching the politicians as they come back to work after their long long holiday, paid for by us.

    The coalition is setting out its stall , so when is labour going to be coming up with its shadow strategy?? Or is it going to be like gordon and not bother to have one, just do knee jerk reaction to everything the coalition does.

  186. 186
    Hugh Janus says:

    “I’m reporting this site and all of you to Trevor Phillips.”

    Hasn’t he been de-quangoed yet? When his lot go I think we can safely say that some progress has been made.

  187. 187
    The Dirt Digger says:

    Refused clearance in the US? Where’s a CIA leak when you need it?

  188. 188
    Ratsniffer says:

    He’s got the same eyes as that kid who in the dueling banjoes scene in “Deliverance”

  189. 189
    Doc Trough says:

    Bummer. Bound to be. They all are….in the end.

  190. 190
    streamfisher says:

    What a better set of people in waiting to run the country could we have than this load of criminals?, answers on a postcard please.

  191. 191
    tit says:

    Straw….’man made of’ and well past sell by date …. Khan token teatoweller… as
    reputable as jugged Ali Dizaei

  192. 192
    jgm2 says:

    It’s the Zombie Generation.

    The shadow cabinet of the undead.

  193. 193
    I am not scared of Muslims says:

    The British Taxpayers continue to be ‘Governed’ by politicians that do not have the slightest idea about leadership and addressing the valid concerns of its people.

    WTF is going on?

    Its surely time to tell those Muslims that hate us and our way of life that if they do not like it here that Heathrow has a departure lounge as well as an arrival gate!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/8050156/Mohammed-Abdul-Azizs-advice-on-Islam-has-cost-Britain-quite-enough.html

  194. 194
    The wizz says:

    Ned; I have looked at the Shadow Cabinet lineup and noticed something that has been said on this blog before. Did you notice that 98% of them have never worked in industry in their life? Makes one wonder why they call themselves the ‘Labour Party’.

  195. 195
    tit says:

    back of a postage stamp should suffice

  196. 196
    Hugh Janus says:

    I can’t believe that this chav was actually allowed to inseminate something – anything in fact. Clearly a fine example of NuLiebour’s 13 wasted years.

  197. 197
    Cheese Lover says:

    How come you didn’t get modded for that?…all I said is that he smells like currie!

    (not Edwina)

  198. 198
    smoggie says:

    It all serves to divert attention from the rest of the fuckers. Ever heard of a decoy?

  199. 199
    nell says:

    Well sorry about your grammar.

    As for climate change , the issue is that climate change ebbs and flows over hundreds of thousands of years and is linked to the cycles of the sun.

    edmiliwit and gordon tried to link climate change to anthropogenic activity. pachauri of the IPCC, whose days in the job, are hopefully numbered has made lots of money from the same premise.

    cameron may also give lip service to the nonsense called anthropogenic climate change . I don’t agree with him.

  200. 200
    Hugh Janus says:

    It’s actually Hard Labour – for the rest of us.

  201. 201
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Laura “Kuenssberg whom [you] wish to bum intensely.” Get in line, pal.

  202. 202
    Hugh Janus says:

    On the basis that he will do anything for money, this must be a winner.

  203. 203
    Tracey Temple says:

    I’ll say he does.

  204. 204
    the old Dufflebag says:

    the only reason harman didn’t run for leadership is that she knew if she relinquished the deputy shadow leader spot she wouldn’t get it again if she failed and shes astute enough to know she hadn’t a chance of winning…job done… the womans a waste of space and time

  205. 205
    Hazel Blears says:

    I’m coming back – you’ll see.

  206. 206
    jgm2 says:

    BINGO!

    Why put yourself through all that just to remain on the same salary. If you’re lucky.

  207. 207
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I think I am going orf the idea.

  208. 208
    nell says:

    The truth is , the labour party were formed to support, in the early 20th century, the working classes.

    Those same same working classes have been decimated during this last 13 years of a ….wait for it………..labour government!!

    The only thing the labour party now has to support is a dysfunctional , welfare benefit dependent , never had a job, rump of society, that labour has so spectacularly created!!!

  209. 209
    jgm2 says:

    Did you see the girl? Frankly she was lucky that anybody would shag her.

    It’s evolution unravelling before our eyes.

  210. 210
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Brilliant, Bill.

  211. 211
    Commissioner for Standards says:

    Is that for the expenses?

  212. 212
    Ratsniffer says:

    The acne covered Pond Life doesn’t seem to be able to speak without ending every line with “innit”

    Guardian reader if ever I saw one.

  213. 213
    The wizz says:

    Sorry Nell I meant this for you. Apoligies also to Ned.

  214. 214
    Sadiq is a Cunt says:

    Go play on a beach.

  215. 215
    jgm2 says:

    All for it amongst the native population I should imagine. The more gayers the more of ‘em die of AIDS.

    God is Great. Innit.

  216. 216
    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    I’ve posted twice about the same kind of allegation, commonly discussed north of the border, about our late, unlamented, one-eyed twat of an unelected leader. Guido has removed my contributions both times. Will he do the same with the comments about this out-of his-depth, intellectually inadequate ex-postman?

  217. 217
    Dizaei Rascal says:

    My bot hurts. Ever since the other inmates found out I was a copper, let alone a crooked copper, they’ve been taking turns buggering me. I wish All ah would save my burning bot bot.

  218. 218
    Dwayen says:

    What u chattin’ ’bout, blud? I iz drinkin white cider and fing.

  219. 219
    Cheese Lover says:

    Just one name on the list:

    “Lefty”

  220. 220
    Trevor Phillips says:

    I’m reporting you to me.

  221. 221
    Fred Blogs says:

    Give the guy a brake, you pedant.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Yes. Well done thanks.

  223. 223
    nell says:

    Nope. I don’t think so.

    Labour is a long long way off ever being in government again.

    And edmilitwit today has just made sure of it!!

    He puts me in mind of someone being steered along by one of those satnav things that puts your vehicle over the edge of a cliff because the driver has followed the mindless directions from the machine rather than using his common sense.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    “Playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order”

  225. 225
    nell says:

    That of course is what labour has done since they lost the election in May??

    Time to buckle down to work now. Can they measure up to what’s expected of them??

    I doubt it!!

  226. 226
    Oily Rag says:

    Don’t ask me, I’m not the Engineer.

  227. 227
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Rinascimento? Cin cin!

  228. 228
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I said three thirds earlier today but I fear I may have underestimated.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Under “Big Society Dave”

    A dinner lady was warned she could be accused of ‘grooming’ a primary school pupil after she gave him a biscuit.

    Pat Lavery, a catering supervisor, handed the boy a biscuit after he asked for one. The child and the woman are related.

    But the following day, she was warned that her action could be interpreted under child protection legislation as ‘grooming’ the child for sexual exploitation.

  230. 230
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Moniker says @ 193 that he is ahead of you but I’m ahead of him.

  231. 231
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Well, now that the postman is the Chancellor, the letter will never get there.

  232. 232
    Climate Change is a scam says:

    Fair play then i apologise.

  233. 233
    Oily Rag says:

    Johnson can borrow Osborne’s Economics for Dummies. (As long as not too many of the pages are stuck together)

  234. 234
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Prezza prolly bummed her. She spend a lot on soundproofing. Must have been a good reason…

  235. 235
    jgm2 says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11499872

    The incident happened in May 2008 at St Mary’s primary school in Brookeborough, but the details have just emerged.

    Which ‘Dave’ would that be anon?

  236. 236
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    You’ll be getting out the catnip next … I know your sort.

  237. 237
    nell says:

    No not under ‘Big Society Dave – that sort of skewed thinking and legislation was brought in under crazy labour.

    Hopefully the coalition will be repealing that legislation along with some of that elf and safety and equality rubbish that hattyharpic rushed through just before she got kicked out of power.

  238. 238
    Engineer says:

    The “Education Authorities” have been made to apologise to Mrs Lavery, who has now resumed her job. Quite right, too.

  239. 239
    nell says:

    That’s OK The wizz I realised that.

  240. 240
    Steve Miliband says:

    The new Shadow Education Secretary unveiled live on Jeremy Kyle

  241. 241
    blu labour, nu labours successors says:

    same shit, same corrupt parties.

  242. 242
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    O/T sorry if anybody has already pointed this out but ..

    Text book hypocrisy by the labour lefties.
    While those socialist propagandists at the beeb and C4 are bigging up the Chinese guy getting a Nobel Prize for sticking up for freedom of speech (good luck to him). And at the same time those same petty minded and shit scared of criticism lefties, have pilloried Katharine Birbalsingh for speaking out against the party and its ideologies. I ask ya are they all that brain dead that they can’t see the contradictions in their behaviour?

  243. 243
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Anon takes the biscuit for shameless importunity.

  244. 244
    Troy says:

    Vey don’t teach English nun more – we unly no bout 150 word in al innit. We speek in new language kald cliche talk

  245. 245
    Engineer says:

    A very fair point, well made.

  246. 246
    Hilarious says:

    Watch right to the end. You won’t believe what this fuckwit does. You’ll crack up.

  247. 247

    Nothing wrong with a white lightning/ESB snakebite, sir.

  248. 248
    Cheese Lover says:

    Ya can keep her, I’m after Suzanna Reid, after I have finished with Flinty.

  249. 249
    Poor Bill says:

    If he is a’left footer’ as you say, then,,,, he should be anti-abortion, pro-religous freedom and prefere ‘Live and let Live’ to the Marxist ‘Kill all class enemies’ ?

    So. Like Blair’s whore it will only be a political cover for a ‘Meddling Murdering Marxist shit’.

  250. 250
    nell says:

    Interesting isn’t it that labour trolls are trying to smear the coalition by pretending they are responsible for the sins of the last failed labour government??

    Haven’t got much of a spine have they? If they had they’d accept the mistakes they’d made and resolve to do better next time.

    A proper policy/strategy instead of gordon’s day to day kneejerk reactions might be a start!

    Not going to happen is it??!

    Ed really is milibrown isn’t he.

  251. 251
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Absolutely right, in my view – but who’s to dispose of him? It can only come from Miliband Minor, whose amour propre forbids it: after all, it is he who has just promoted him….which tells us something about MM.

    It also tells us something (that we knew already) about the Labour party, whose parliamentary party elected him to the shadow cabinet.

    Not that any of this matters; MiniMiliband and Co are just a shadow-play, Labour’s initial rictus after defeat, that can never lead to re-election. Going by Labour’s oerformance after their last defeat, and the Tories’ after theirs, we have two or more leaders to come before they get themselves into shape.

    So ignore all of this – it signifies nothing, beyond confirming what we knew already about the fundamental corruption of Labour. My worry is that CallMeDave may be harbouring one similarly challenged in the integrity department, a former News of the Screws ‘journalist’. That matters far more, as – unlike the rubber-faced Ed – Dave is actually the PM.

  252. 252
    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    No, not the rebirth, this is continuity for the worst ever Westminster party of cronyism, nepotism, treason and corruption.

    Didnt Khan get arrested as a suspected ringleader of the Burnley intifada?.

  253. 253
    Norman Arse says:

    Are you referring to the gay-bashing incident in Kilmarnock many years ago, or the incident on the rugby field?

  254. 254
    nell says:

    Trips over a doorstep. Scintillating!

    And edmilitwit has appointed aljohnson as shadow chancellor.

    Which is more interesting??!

  255. 255
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    I sir, denounce you as a colossal pervert. Do not try and give biscuits to deranged socialists, taking advantage of their idiotic nature.

    You are attemping to groom a lefty troll for some deranged sexual deviant purpose.

    Are you a catholic? I shall report you to the noncefinder general immediately.

    Of course being schrodinger cat you are equally likely to NOT be trying to groom Anon.

  256. 256
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Signora Caesar – the government may have stopped paying for EFL (English as a Foreign Language) and ESOL (English for Speakers of Other Languages) classes, but in your case I’d suggest you ought to scrape the funds together and fund yourself.

    You may be above suspicion, but not above tuition.

    (Sorry, folks. Couldn’t resist.)

  257. 257
    Norman Arse says:

    Muslim Khan has already uttered similar sentiments in public.

  258. 258
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    More opaque modding. Why, Guido?

  259. 259
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Telegraph says she’s been reinstated. Hurrah!

  260. 260
    Engineer says:

    Ah – there you are. Wondered where I’d left you. Glad you’ve turned up – need you to wipe some greasy nipples.

  261. 261
    Cheese Lover says:

    Short term fix.

  262. 262
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    But they are all in jobs for which they are entirely unqualified:

    Johnson as Chancellor
    Khan at Justice and SLC
    Cooper at FO
    Balls at Home Office and
    Miliband as leader.

    On that basis, you can become a neuro-surgeon and I will be first violin with the LPO.

  263. 263
    White Van Man says:

    Robert Llewellyn leftie red dwarf robot is back posting videos again on YouTube.

  264. 264
    Baroness Jockland says:

    I’m back!

  265. 265

    Good plan Cat, do you have the application forms to hand?

  266. 266
    13eastie says:

    Anon is a ZaNuLabour DICK.

    Still can’t get over losing the election.

    Gutted that the trade unions vetoed his choice of Milliband D. as party leader.

    Weeping inconsolably that Red Ed’s hand was forced to put that fucking retard Johnson in charge of economic policy.

    So desperate that, on his own tiny little level, he, like the rest of Labour, is gagging to find ways to blame the Tories for Blair and Brown’s catastrophic fuck-ups.

    What a TWAT!

  267. 267
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Can’t disagree with your first sentence, sir. Hand reared for a lifetime. I am only catholic with a small c. As for your last sentence, do not worry on my behalf – they can’t even find the box…

  268. 268
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    This leaves me feeling deeply queasy.

    Why? Because it conjures up the image that I spnd most news programmes fighting, that of them in the sack together.

    That greasy sack of Blubber, Ed. What does he like? What does she do for him? And he for her?

    On one of my more desperate days I could give her one (provided I couldn’t see that petulant, self-satisfied, smirking little mouth), but the thought that Ed had been there before me overcomes even the most advanced randiness and fills me with nausea and loathing. How could she – how could any woman?

    Yuk.

  269. 269
    Ratsniffer says:

    Does anyone really give a rat’s arse what he thinks?

  270. 270
    Anonymous says:

    You need cleaner? I got passport and work for lot less than minimum wage.

  271. 271
    Deep Who says:

    The ‘Korean’? That Kim Il Jung gets everywhere

  272. 272
    nell says:

    OKay CC . Apology accepted.

    We have climate change. I do acceot that .

    I personally think it is a natural ebb and flow between planets , especially between the earth and the sun.

    edmilitwit, gordon, prezza and pachauri however found a way to make personal capital/ profit out of promoting anthroprogenic climate change.

    We shouldn’t let them get away with that!!

  273. 273
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I have got a spare few hours. Big Society and all that …

  274. 274
    Cheese Lover says:

    I have been modded more than I have been able to post today…Chunky being threatened again?

  275. 275
    Engineer says:

    Apparently he’s using an Al Gore Rhythm in the modding software. Don’t expect any logic from that.

  276. 276
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Very timely: R101 crashed on 5th October 1930, 80 years and three days ago.

  277. 277
    Postie says:

    What the fuck do I know about Economics?

  278. 278
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    You might make it with the LPO, but never with the Philharmonia.

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Dave’s hero Blair; another right wing a.s ho.le.

  280. 280
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    OK, as long as it’s not Left Fix Forward.

  281. 281
    jgm2 says:

    Aye, if the c*u*n*t has a problem with it he can take it up with Martin McGui*ne*s who I believe is secretary for state for education in NI.

  282. 282
    jgm2 says:

    Take it up with Martin McGui*ne*s who I believe is secretary for state for education in NI.

  283. 283
    Engineer says:

    If I were you I’d leave my options open until I’d inspected the nipples in question….

  284. 284
    Poor Bill says:

    By the way, while everyone was watching the conference, the Home Office transferred the power to monitor all the internet use in the British Isles to a European Internal Security Agency, ( The National Police Agency).

    The clever part of this extension of surveillance by the EU was to have it set up as an ‘Independent Child-protection Agency’ first. This meant that there was no, I say again no, protests when power to monitor every ‘Internet Communication’ in the country was first created.

    This transfer of power and responsibility was so profound that three members of the governing body resigned. They know that this new arrangement will not aid Child-protection but detract from it, adding to the powers that the EU state agencies have in Britain, without practical benefit.

    Added to the VOSA, EU (uk) Border Agency, the Serious Organised Crime Agency, The Financial crimes Agency, the Environment Agency this makes five EU policing organisations working in the country not one of which is accountable the the British people.

    Well done the ‘Reich Lite‘. Well done uncle Ken and big brother Karl.

  285. 285
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I’ve been gone for three and a half years now so have not seen Breakfast Time since then. I may take it that she gets you up in the morning, then?

  286. 286
    geoff says:

    just part of detoxifying the brand

    judge them on their actions

  287. 287
    13eastie says:

    But this is the point, isn’t it:

    Anyone who is willing to speak out against extremism in his own community only for a financial reward is benefitting personally financially from the same extremism.

    Being paid not to tolerate terrorism is akin to being a terrorist oneself.

    Glad I don’t pay tax?

    Fuckin’ aye…

  288. 288
    Cheese Lover says:

    I’m a sucker for lefty brunettes…boing.

  289. 289
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    I share your distaste for / detestation of Labour, Nell, but in the interests of truth it must be noted that manufacturing industry was in decline long before the ghastly Bliar came on the scene. Indeed, some branches of British industry began to go downhill in 1880.

    Wislon/Callaghan played their part, too, but so did St Maggie – her govt’s policies bankrupted many good businesses via an overvalued £.

  290. 290
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    @RKP One must start somewhere.

    @TT Maybe there is a mutual basis of help. You give me a frontal lobotomy whilst I calm your nerves with Vivaldi Concerto No.2 in G Minor, Presto (Summer Storm)?

    How do I get my paws on those forms?

  291. 291
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Another mystery mod, Fawkes. Why the F?

  292. 292
    Selling Out says:

    So WTF was WW1, WW2, The Falklands and Gulf Wars all about if we are now letting the enemy into our government?

  293. 293
    Cheese Lover says:

    Sounds Diiiiiiiiiirty…does it stop pregnancy?

  294. 294
    nell says:

    The truth is , the labour party were formed to support, in the early 20th century, the working classes.

    Those same working classes have been decimated during this last 13 years of a ….wait for it………..labour government!!

    The only thing the labour party now has to support is a dysfunctional , welfare benefit dependent , never had a job, rump of society, that labour has so spectacularly created!!!

    So what are labour good for??

  295. 295
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Please now go and wash your hands.

  296. 296
    Cheese Lover says:

    Never mind that, get here when I ring your f*cking bell you little shit.

  297. 297
    Mark Oaten says:

    Balti

  298. 298
    Chip Shop Owner says:

    Assistant wanted. Must speak Rom-an-ian. That’s all they speak round here.

  299. 299
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Oh God! I think I’m beginning to see. They are on a Ball joint aren’t they?

  300. 300
    Engineer says:

    I don’t know, but it certainly hinders communication. Rather like involuntary withdrawal.

  301. 301
    Anonymous says:

    Some thing nice for you.

    Show Martin in Tory Conference.

  302. 302
    Gordon Brown says:

    I bet you know more than me

  303. 303
    Blown up any kids recently? says:

    Cameron Commits Government to 10:10

  304. 304
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Nearly an hour on modding, whats up Doc?

  305. 305

    The Sv Ivan variationm Cat.

  306. 306
    Cheese Lover says:

    That will need a long soak in bio-tex later.

  307. 307
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Scotland’s 10-0-0 formation lose 1-0.

    Thank fuck.

  308. 308
    Amater Psykologyst says:

    Providing you with something to bang your head against?

  309. 309
    Admiral James T Kirk says:

    Be very careful Guido, I once provoked the Wrath of Khan and only just escaped to tell about it.

    ha ha ha ha ha aha ah aah aha ha aaaaaaaaaa

    Keep up the good work, they DON’T like it up em.

  310. 310
    genghiz the khan says:

    Liam Byrne had worked for Rothschilds, and Accenture which suggests that he has had experience in something other than work for Unions, universities, local authorities or the public sector.

    If Red Ed wants to appeal to floating voters he will need to show that Labour is something more than a plaything of public sector unions, the polyocracy and quangos. The shadow cabinet is full of union hacks, and sockpuppets without any idea about the private sector.

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    Anonymous says:

    Smear this great government run by intellectuals; Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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    if you nu labour, like i nu labour... says:

    This is nu-nu-labour.

    All hail the nu-nus!

    p.s.
    Ed Balls looks more like Hitler every day, all he needs is that twatty little moustache and he’d be a dead ringer. In more ways than one.

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    nell says:

    Don’t worry al. Just adopt keynesian economics.

    Spend spend spend. Create millions of non jobs in the public sector and leach the real working class taxpayer. That’s what Keynes believed!!

    As gordon found out following keynes,, but never admitted ,the state eventually becomes ban+++k++rupt with that sort of economic management!

    But never mind that he said , let’s just print money instead!!!

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    George "We're all in this together" Osborne says:

    As far as i understand, Daddy gives it to us.

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    Christy says:

    Well said Oily Rag,and also I’ll lend him one it’s called an abacus.

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    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Is that Bell’s theorem complete with violated counterfactual definiteness or just common-or-garden bellend? It is rather important that I should know beforehand.

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    boomer doomer says:

    And then progress to “Counting my Toes With Noddy and Bigears”

    Lifelong Labour until McDoom and then it gets worserer and worserer!

    Go get ‘em Guido [+] But I’ll never vote Tory either.

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    Wars designed to wipe us out says:

    wiping the white man out so the 4 x 2’s can recreate the tower of babel without getting a good hiding from a strong civilisation.

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    Edward Gibbon says:

    The long retreat of a defunct civilisation.
    The Romans underwent much the same.

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    genghiz the khan says:

    Byrne like George W. Bush is a product of the Harvard Business School.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Of course, you won’t find many of those in Manchester, will you?

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    Finance Man says:

    errr everything eventually becomes bankrupt that is the whole point of capitalism, move from one bubble to the next.

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    yaaaaawn says:

    Sandcastles are more interesting you tedious granny.

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    Engineer says:

    If anybody missed it earlier this evening, it would be worth a listen to Any Questions tomorrow lunchtime. The contrast between Iain Duncan-Smith’s passion and grasp for his brief and Caroline Flint’s floundering is quite startling. Dimbleby was his usual irritating self interrupting everyone every thirty seconds, but David Starkie and Clare Fox were good value. The audience started out very anti-Tory, but by the end of the programme, IDS had won them over. One of the best AQs (Dimblebore notwithstanding) for a long time.

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    Finance Man says:

    errr everything eventually becomes b.a.n.k.r.u.p.t. that is the whole point of capitalism, move from one bubble to the next.

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    Anonymous says:

    Thought this government is run by “Grass Dave” and “Casanova Nick”.

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    Chav says:

    U iz uzin 2 many wrds 4 me, blud. I aint unnastandin nuffink u sayin an’ shit.

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    I like cats says:

    Do you know the new poster who’s joined in the last few days and goes by the name Cuddle Cat?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    LM appears to have chickened out – not even halal, either.

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    Anonymous says:

    His ten and a half thousand subscribers on Utube do

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    nell says:

    http://www.1010global.org/uk

    1010 – boring in the extreme isn’t it??

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Do you ever get tired of typing the word Muslim?

    Still enjoying that fairytale, the Qu’ran?…it’s not real you know, there aint a lot of fact based events in there, aside from Mo-ham-ed being a bit of a peado.

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    I love Gordy, we love Gordy yeahhhhh says:

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Don’t you dare!

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    Bob Crow says:

    Brothers and Sisters!
    If our politicians are the finest that private schooling and Oxbridge intelligentsia can come up with, why are we in the shit we’re in, and shouldn’t ordinary working men and women be running the country?

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    Anonymous says:

    Absolutely fuck all……………

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    Finance Man says:

    Like Patrick Bateman…….

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    Engineer says:

    Let’s just say that some jobs are less pleasant than others, and that there are nipples…..and nipples.

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    Islamophobic Infidel says:

    Ecopropagandifascism is what it is!

    There’s a new word for you, lets have that in the new Oxford English dictionary.

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    Anonymous says:

    2 flights a week to Is-slum -not – bad from Leeds Bradford.

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    Winter of Discontent says:

    There’s trouble at mill!

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    You gotta laugh says:

    Perhaps they’re just pissing themselves laughing at this self-important, puffed up poncey pillock?

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    Arthur Scargill says:

    Right lads, down tools and fuck the job!

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    Dr Von Trolltrapper says:

    Dear, dear me. You’ve been hiding your medication in ze plant pot again, haven’t you? No vonder that parlour palm look vilted. Now, vot have I told you? Ve must always take our tablets, mustn’t Ve?

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    Cynic says:

    What rugby field

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    Cheese Lover says:

    I may be Mancunian, however I have abandoned my spiritual home in search of enlightenment, and that bit closer to Flinty & Reidy.

    Arses up ladies.

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    Cynic says:

    Perhaps he got all the stimulation he needed from rubbing up against Gordon

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    Anonymous says:

    Not surprised in the fucking least.We are in the age of press censorship ( Marxists and Liberal take over of MSM )Pravda being the worst offender along with most other MSM.You’ll know when Britain is back onto the road to democracy ,when bastards like New New Lab and that twat Khan are hounded and called to account.

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    Champagne Socialist says:

    Now now boys calm down calm down, just vote for us over and over again and we’ll sort the toffee nosed Tory hypocrites out!

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Pfffft, put yer tail down boy, I aint in the mood no more.

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    Anonymous says:

    Photograph on right shows clever officer obtaining fingerprint evidence with imprint left on wet paint.

    That boy will go far.

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    Drew says:

    I’m sure this son-of-a-bitch is endorsed by the BBC and David DimbleBum nepotic who got his daddy’s old job. Red Ken must love him, “Ali” Khan here in in bed with known TERRORISTS with a agenda to take over Eurabia..I mean Europe and Scandinavia now has major major league mob & riot issues, as does France and elswhere, with these violent jihadi supporters ”they” call “Moderate muslims” ie the “do-nothings” front until called for as a Rent-Mob for BBC News to tag “Racist” labels on any opposition to Islamic encroachments and violations of oue Indigenous House which these buggers want to have completely re-decorated in and on their terms alone and nobody, especially a non-muslim, has any say whatsoever….Fuck Islam.

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    Larf! I nearly shat! says:

    Hmmm that would be ordinary people like Lord Prezza of Wobblebelly and Lardarse would it?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ever eaten at the Spicey Hut in Rusholme? It’s great. (Shameless plug for Sheps!)

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You expect a cat to play virtuoso violin, first time off, whilst underwater? Don’t want much, do you?

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    Now, now, that’s enough of that!
    We’re all in this together, old fellow me matey, bloody blimey, point me the way to the fees office, jolly old bean.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    “The audience started out very anti-Tory”

    They’ve had years of experience picking the “appropriate” kind of audience…

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Pump me please.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Remind me LM – did Muhammed fuck a 9 year old or not.

    Just a yes or no will do

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bugger! I said Ball joint. How very singular of me!

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    Madme Defarge says:

    Agree wholeheartedly but I despair that anything will be done.

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    West Country Yokel says:

    Guido An excellent report on all of the special qualities Knan will bring to the
    Shadow Justice’s brief. How clever of Red Ed who so admire’s Knan’s outstanding achievements……..something that ‘ZanuLieLabor’ will grow to respect over the next 20+ years…..in Opposition !!!

    Ooops sorry that will upset the Biased Broadcasting Company (BBC) as they seem incapable of understanding that ‘ZanuLieLabor’ are, (thankfully), no longer in power…….however I made the regretfull error & listened to the R4 6pm News the lead story was “ZanuLieLabor Elections”…….. turned the radio off after they just kept going on for over 5mins about this bloody biased propaganda……Only to read later on DM W/S Mark Thompson the so called BBC DG accusing Murdoch of abuse of power……something about the Pot calling the Kettle Black springs to mind….although I suspect that Grossly Overpaid Thompson does’nt have a clue about that meaning as he thinks its for BBC abuse to pervade all of the airways….no wonder he’s so loved by ‘ZanuLieLabor’ they really practice “Don’t do as we do……do as we say”………certain they are not odd bed fellows, just well suited in everysense !!!!

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    Waiter says:

    Fizzy orange sir?

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    Wait till the far left hear about this says:

    “Birmingham City Council is to stop accepting asylum seekers in the city.

    It will withdraw from its contract with the UK Border Agency in June 2011, ending a five-year agreement.

    Councillor John Lines, cabinet member for housing, said that with “a long waiting list for homes”, the city needed all its properties “for our own people”.

    Mr Lines said: “We have seen a sharp increase in the number of homeless people in Birmingham and we must help the citizens of this city first and foremost. “

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    Bob Crow says:

    To you, i’m just shaven headed moron, but did i advocate wars in foreign lands, and banksters taking the nation’s economy to a dead end siding, for them to alight with vast profits and no penalty charge?
    Wake up troll, and grow to love the smell of napalm in the morning rush hour.

  365. 365
    Gordon Brown says:

    Yes. And the man in white here says put something called lithium in it. I don’t know what that is.

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    Communist Alert! says:

    Galloway is on talksport radio right now attacking Jeremy Hunt’s comments about not funding people to have endless numbers of children. Phone in and give him your opinion!!!

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    no place like home says:

    Wolverhampton Council has also said it will no longer provide accommodation for asylum seekers.

  368. 368
    Waiter says:

    Certainly sir, one litre or two?

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    Porkbusters- THEY WERE ALL AT IT says:

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    Sadiq Khan's first day says:

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    Joe Public says:

    Excellent news!

    Things are finally moving along in the right direction!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    He’s saying five. Something about being badly behaved and throwing too many Nokias.

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    Communist Alert! says:

    Can’t fucking believe this. He’s saying we should be paying people to have MORE children!!!

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    Diversity outreach facilitator,3rd class says:

    If it wasn’t for Sadie Khan the shadow cabinet would be hideously white.

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    Fanny Ahrmstong says:

    Quick someone report him to the GreeNazis – this is planet annhilation talk!

    !!

    !!!!!! !

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    Communist Alert! says:

    He loves calling George Osborne Gideon. Yes, it is his real name but it smacks of anti-semitism.

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    Did you know Kahn supports the Euro? ... or is that Fat Ken ? says:

    poor guido! you were all excited and jumping up and down at the thought that Khan would be shadow home secretary and Balls would be shadow chancellor

    wrong again

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    Splooot my bot bot says:

    Here here!

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    Hello says:

    Because their (the labour party) are the biggest buch of k*unts going!

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    Agapantha Trotskee-Manlove says:

    Surely the one one upon which our Once and Future Prime Minister gave his lessons on his chosen specialist subject of the Scottish Labour Party 1929-1929 and a quarter. Samizdat recordings available on request.

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    Waiter says:

    Very well, bite on this sir!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    OK LM. Got your post but only just. Understand the problem and sorry for my rudeness when I thought you had pulled out.

    Substantively, the fact that Khan is Muslim is not “the only reason for this story”. It is about repeated expenses cheating, unacceptable whatever faith or none; incompatable representations made to different audiences, OK a political staple but still not on; some worrying links that are too close to base to ignore; then two points, one of which is tangentally linked to Islam. If the other is linked (Dizaei), then it raises more questions than it answers.

    It is my opinion that there is too much that is unsavoury about this man, before the issue of faith raises its contentious head, for him to be in his new job. Given the very well publicised expenses scandal, it is not good enough just to have clean hands, one has to be seen to be so.

    Mr Khan has failed in that essential respect, it seems to me.

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    Jonny Red says:

    Who Jeremy? I always thought ‘put something on the end of it Kyle’ wore a wig, now I am not sure.

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    Fanny Ahrmstong says:

    and Greenbollox

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    fruitcake says:

    he looks like an extra from the twilight saga.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    my disgraceful spelling: incompatible, tangentially

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    Leprechaun says:

    Racialist!

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    fruitcake says:

    there’s a typo in the word after “kirkcaldy”

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    up the workers says:

    You always have ‘fucked the job’. This working class work ethic is a load of old shite. You’d all sooner fuck off down the boozer than do an honest days work.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    There is a McCann connection here, if I am not mistaken.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you dare!
    I wuv my Gordy, he make my wittle winky go hard hard and then go spoolge spoogle!

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    bob a non-job says:

    To me you are just a shaven headed moron, no more, and will remain so.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wrong blog, get on to Gaydar you fucking tourist.

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    Atlas shrugged says:

    What you state may be true but I doubt it very much indeed.

    Yes, we know that there are prominent muslim leaders that have stated that they intend to effectively take over Europe some time in the future. If they had said this 30 years ago, we would have laughed. We are not laughing now. The question is WHY are we taking this idea even half seriously?

    However, and this is one hell of a big HOWEVER, these so called Muslim leaders would not have the slightest chance of achieving their stated aim, or even the slightest chance of even seeming to have a chance of doing so, if our own ESTABLISHMENT did not wish this to be the case.

    This country has had pass Imperial connections all over this planet, yet only a very small minority of them were between Muslim countries. There is no logical reason why we should have anymore then a very small amount of Muslims living/existing within these ISLANDS, higher birth rate or not.

    If the establishment did not want there to be an ever increasing amount of Muslims in this country, there would not be an ever increasing amount of Muslims living in this country. In fact there would not be any illegal or hardly any legal immigrants living in this country from any other nation, if the establishment did not want there to be.

    As many of you may already know I strongly believe that 9/11 and 7/7 were to a vital extent INSIDE JOBS. If they had happened entirely due to some kind of wholly Muslim based conspiracy, Muslim immigration into the UK would have been stopped by 8/7. It was not, because the establishment wish us to live in fear of our lives, and blame other ordinary people for this situation.

    Why our own establishment would so desperately want such a thing, is open to some speculation. The thing to remember is that this situation is not in any way new. All but the oldest of us have lived with the fear of either imminent death from a Nuclear Holocaust, or a Terrorist attack all of our entire lives. Those old enough to remember a time when they were not being constantly reminded about the dangers of being roasted alive by a Nuclear attack, or blown to bits by an IRA nail bomb by the BBC/MSM, had one or two world wars to concern themselves about instead.

    You may recall, that during the seventies at the time of IRA bombings on the mainland, no serious attempt was made to control Irish Catholic immigration into the UK. Some MP’s and Lords at the time did propose such an obviously logical move, but they were completely ignored. I hope at least some of you now know why.

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    White Van Man says:

    Its good to see you’ve found a way around it, love the ē’s by the way, nice work!

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    The two and a half party system that's done us proud says:

    Divide and rule!
    It’s obvious to the most imbecilic voter.

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    Susie says:

    Antiquis temporibis, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Susie says:

    They can therefore claim incapacity benefit as well as their ‘expenses’. Cunning.

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    Just because they keep their names don't mean they the same person says:

    Galloway is a muslim now, how did he have two muslim wives and lead the muslim centric respect party, how do you do that without converting? hard to sqaure that one with the rag heads.

    Just because he kept the name George Galloway doesn’t mean he isn’t in bed with them.

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    rearadmiral says:

    Attention, iPod and batteries excluded

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    nell's hero Green Dave thinks she's a fuckwit says:

    Dave loves Al Gore’s Film and recommends you see it nell

    ++LAUGHS++

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    Susie says:

    You fickle bastards… Emily Nomates where are you now?

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    Atlas shrugged says:

    BTW on a related but different issue.

    Both of these seemingly highly unexpected appointments to the shadow cabinet show me at least one thing.

    The Establishment have no intention of inflicting another Labour government on this nation anytime within the next 8-9 years, possibly much longer.

    However the establishment are gearing up the official opposition to drive almost all of usl into utter despair over the coming years.

    IMO

    The next selected Labour PM of this country, has likely not even been elected to parliament quite yet, also you can be reasonably assured that someone within the establishment knows precisely who it will be.

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    Cheese Lover says:

    Who are you calling a twiglett…oh, sorry, read that wrong.

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    Cheese Lover says:

    No work for her to do then.

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    Susie says:

    They sure pick the appropriate questions… the questions are faked. I know having been part of an AQ programme recently.

    The doors had opened just 15 minutes before they were calling out the people who’d had their questions picked. There simply wasn’t time for genuine questions from the audience, which are handed in at the door, to be read and chosen.

    After the programme the people who’d had their questions chosen were all hanging around together outside the venue as if waiting for a bus and they all looked atypical of both the area (which is very rural) and the rest of the audience — one of them had a Scottish accent — I’ve never met a Scot in the 20 years I’ve lived here.

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    M'lud says:

    Cat plays the odd note or two wrong, and so what? But a complete novice takes over as shadow Chancellor, and asks for an Economics primer… FFS, it makes you weep. I know they are not in power, and that they have fucked this country, fucked the lives of everyone of us, and fucked the lives of all our children, but I am not a fan of a one party state and believe that an effective opposition is valuable. But this?

    Next he will be doling out jobs as airline pilots to the unemployable. “Oh, should get the hang of this pretty quickly, where is the quick start guide to this Airbus 320?”

    God give me strength.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Apologies for my very bad spelling: incompatible, tangentially

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    Shadow Justice Secretarys family says:

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    Hairy lipped Ruane says:

    You believe wrong. The Education Minister is Catriona Ruane, granted a Sinn Fein slag but she isnt Martin McGuinness.
    Ruane has waged a campaign to abolish the 11+ and to destroy the grammar school system in NI, issuing threats and warnings to the very successful schools…wedded as she is to the comprehensive system thats been a spectacular failure elsewhere.

    Hypcorite that she is though, she has ensured her daughter avails of a grammar school in Newry for her education needs….transporting her across the border on a daily basis too. The cheek of her.

    (she’s also the slag who campaigned to get the 3 IRA terrorists caught teaching FARC how to make mortar bombs in Colombia out fo the country and back safe to the Republic of Ireland)

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    caesars wife says:

    Having heard the clarion call to use English grammer and punctuation better , or even at the basic level CW is of course above suspicion , but not beyond tuition .Which brings me nicely on tonights composting conondrum , that being University tution fees . Yes in the finkletimes , its been hammered out (hammer and sickle more like) that, wait ofr it , “better off graduates are to pay more than less well off ones ”
    CW is reminded of the maxim , once is an error , twice is coincidence and three is some action . I had rather thought we had learnt from earlier in the week that polices that seem byzantine cause the middle class to have a headache .
    I agree it is a problem , but why is it a problem ? and why is there nothing contemplating the future better ?

    The first thing perhaps is for universities to start doing some proper accounts , not the stingy down to pencil sharpners sort, but the sort that says how much work do university employees do and costs of shared core functions , I might add that weak A levels perhaps make necessary part A level aspects to be tutored , but ime not that judgemental on this topic.
    We have basically buildings which are open in term times , at 9am and close at 5pm mon to fri with , various assistants and offfice functions as well as tutors .
    So quite a few functions occure in teaching , and the non direct tutor functions . Most univerities have got the hang of making canteen functions value and pay for themselves , some have even tried to do concerts and dinners , but still this stubborn problem of massive overheads and part time annual/weekly use .

    Perhaps it is time to consider if universities should do all forms on non technician training , by renting rooms to certain specialist groups , or by running weekend courses for certain qualifications , basically think of building optomisation , or start running smaller interest courses in different way.

    looking to the future , quite a few parents would perhaps like to save for further education , combination of regualr or lump sums over a long period , so why not set up a savings bank , unique to purpose so no casino antics , offer a decent interest rate , should have low overheads as its only a deposite account to run perhaps give tax relief, say open accounts at 7yrs old and make payments in university years (not a lump sum but say 3 payments each sept) straight to university on pre published tution fees for duration of university stay . That way as soon as school lever has had UCCAS and place confirmed , they know how much they have to pay , and savings account then pays univeristy . Details like dropping out , or underpayment can be a finance matter but after 10yrs of saving I would have thought tution fees would be at least 50% paid even from less well off families .
    If they dont want to go to university then return money to parents form whence it came , or if gap year is required leave a yr , either way account should be closed at a 19. let rest of pecularites sort it out themsleves , older students and sponsorhsips etc . Dont forget Alevel students can earn but would leave it in parental control being as they will be putting in in pre and teen ages .

    Oh and stop rogers from making anymore glass prsion cells that are cattle like tuiton rooms , perhaps make unis have there own cash reserves from legacies or sponsorship that they cant touch , but can only borrow against to a fixed limit that way they should stay stable even when blowing money on ridculus buildings for fantasical media study and stop all goverment funding to them , but not authority to do somthing if its being badly run .
    I still believe student days should be an important and free part of a persons life , with uni sports and bars etc .

    In between why not have a dedicated scratch card (like olympics) to run until savings scheme kicks in and if you start withis yrs 7 yr olds in 10yrs time can offload whole lot , and no more impaired loans (well small ones perhaps) but should look after itself

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    M'lud says:

    Nell, you are forgetting their friends in the upper echelons of the unions. Lots of support heading their way too.

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    Sleepless in Kirkaldy says:

    R100 was ok. R101 was government funded tosh

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    A gentleman has to ensure that the machinery stays in good working order. The brain is important, it should be used as often as possible. Other working parts also need to be used regularly for a long, healthy and happy life.

    Your name brings back very pleasant memories of more than one namesake. Being an emotional softie, I have never actually fallen out with any of my exes.

    “All you need is love.” Happy birthday John Lennon – 70 today.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I could not agree more!

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    morally and intellectually disarmed says:

    Watch this:

    The greatest betrayal in history.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Another little known fact about Khan is that he is a Hunting fuck.

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    the old Dufflebag says:

    interesting take on the country we live in Atlas. Whilst the establishment has no control over the breeding habits of muslims living here they could well end up in the majority numerically but will never become the controlling influence. The muslim way of life should be respected and given freedom to thrive but there are limits and anyone believing that it’s inevitable they will ultimately ‘takeover’ the UK are deluding themselves and misleading the rest.

    You regularly suggest that 9/11 and 7/7 were ‘inside muslim conspiracies’ quasi sanctioned by the governments…ours and the states…to somehow cow their respective publics into subdued fear and thus be subservient to their whims thereafter. Cynical as I might be Atlas that view is nonsense.

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    Shame you didn’t take some punctuation and spelling lessons yourself CW. You could condense this missive to five short sentences. Unfortunately your arguments wouldn’t have any greater force but at least it wouldn’t take quite so much reading time to realise it.

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    albacore says:

    “muslims living here…could well end up in the majority numerically but will never become the controlling influence.”
    Care to explain that?

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    Atlas shrugged says:

    Please note I did not say the government, I said the ESTABLISHMENT.

    The government are simply selected puppets controlled by puppets. The establishment own the entire worlds banking system, and multi-national conglomerates, and by doing so control just about every thing you do, say, and above all think.

    Do you seriously believe that the likes of mindless childish tossers for example Gordon Brown, David Cameron, or Barack Obama have ever really decided anything marginally more important then the contents of their breakfast menu?

    Quite franking, in a world of Nuclear arms, I am personally very reassured to know that the above types never have been anywhere near any kind of real power.

    The REAL power controls ALL of the REAL money, and the REAL money controls absolutely EVERYTHING, very much including virtually all of what remains of your freethinking mind. Gordon Brown can’t even control his Nokia.

    The establishment cannot murder its own people, because the establishment sees itself as rulers of the ENTIRE WORLD not any particular part of it.

    This is the same establishment that have financed both sides of every major conflict since the Napoleonic War. Do you think that with a record such as theirs they would really give a toss about a few dozen London commuters and a couple of thousand highly expendable New York office staff?

    Relative the 1st World war for example these types of numbers are not even worth counting.

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    albacore says:

    Talking of shadow this and shadow that luminaries, have you noticed? The real lights are going out.
    Certainly in my village they are. There’s now virtually no street lighting between midnight and 5.30 a m.
    Took a look at the County Council’s website and was cheered up no end to find that they’re under no legal obligation to provide any such illumination at all.
    It’s comforting to know that the exorbitant amount of Council Tax you pay, year in, year out, is not being frittered away on fripperies like public safety.

  427. 427
    albacore says:

    Never discount the wild card.
    Do you think Kennedy could have kept his finger off the big red button if the Russians hadn’t backed down in 1962?

  428. 428
    popup says:

    Mr Wife, that sounds like a spliffing idea…

  429. 429
  430. 430
    Colonel Blimp. says:

    In that case it’s CURRY!

  431. 431
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Excellent. Even if you never get to read this now.

  432. 432
    I am Sick says:

    Oh do fuck off with your revisionist shit. You clearly know nothing about the ME and Israel in particular, except what you have garnered off a few ultra lefty sources or Paliwood productions. Dolt.

  433. 433
    I am Sick says:

    What the same genius Ken who wants prisoners to take the jobs of the lowest paid ala America? The same laser minded Ken who thinks there are too many people in prison, not realising they are there because they are serial offending criminals? Yep, liberal EUphile Ken, will really show him. Doh.

  434. 434
    I am Sick says:

    Are they not allowed to claim benefit for up to four wives and all subsequent offspring? Provided the extra weddings did not take place in the UK of course.

  435. 435
    Casual Observer says:

    That this man is even in Parliament, let alone the shadow justice secretary, tells you quite a lot about Tooting, the liebour party and its ridiculous system for selecting appointees for their shadow cabinet, and Re Ed’s lack of bottle for simply refusing to appoint a probable crook to any position whatsoever.

    The 2 things that impress me most about Khan is his face.

  436. 436
    jgm2 says:

    I stand corrected. I just checked wiki and indeed McGu*inn*ess of that ilk stood down from Education in 2007.

  437. 437
    Oh So Negative BBC says:

    TheBBC news is just so negative about everthing and I am getting fed up with it.

    for example they aretrying to dig up every reason why this child benefit cut for higher earners will not work and that is what they keep announcing every 15 minutes.

    Fair enough if that is true but at 7.15 this morning they had an “expert” on to explain that the system was simple and easy, very easy to administer and it did NOT require co-operation between departments. In a nutshell the stay at home mum keeps on claiming child benefit so as to keep her pension credits for later life, then on the tax form her high earning partner declares by ticking a box that she is drawing this benefit and his taxcode is adjuted accordingly to claw back the benefit. It really is that simple. Yet 10 mins later the BBC resort back to their mantra saying that the system is unworkale.

  438. 438
    Another Engineer says:

    ‘Tis true you hand in the questions, then they decide which ones to ask.

    But it is possible to get your question asked – even I managed it.

    There was a group of stooges hanging round afterwards though, I admit. Mostly the Doncaster Mafia (of which we now have 3 in the cabinet FFS).

  439. 439
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    You couldn’t make it up, could you? Time is up, BBC. Banged to rights.

  440. 440
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    With all those ones and zeros, it seems that they can only think in binary.

  441. 441
    Through a glass darkly says:

    Once you realise that the BBC as a Corporate Body is institutionally anti-Tory and by default therefore anti-Coalition and that they are basically cheerleaders for Labour and always have been you will start to understand that anything they report has to be viewed as not 100% factually unbiased.

    They also selectively edit what they will report and will often headline coming BBC Programmes as Breaking News when in fact what they are indulging in is a “Promo” for their programming.

    Their bias is so blatant now that their news and current affairs reporting should be viewed with a high dose of scepticism

  442. 442
    Janus-faced Gordon Brown says:

    Sad Dick and I are not related.

  443. 443
    Down with Brown! says:

    Leader of the Opposition: Red Ed/ Forrest Gump/ Brother of Banana Boy.
    Deputy Leader and Shadow International Development : Hatty/ Harperson
    Shadow Chancellor: Postie/ Former Commie.
    Shadow Foreign Secretary and Women and Equalities: Pixie Girl
    Shadow Home Secretary: School Bully/ Ballsup
    Shadow Education and Election Coordinator: Burnt Bum
    Cheif Whip: Prezza’s gal.
    Shadow Lord Chancellor and Justice: Genghis/ The Prince of darkness.
    Shadow Work and Pensions: Wee Dougie.
    Shadow Business, Innovation and Skills: Deadman
    Shadow Health: Who? Makes Lansley look charismatic.
    Shadow Defence:Jim Leighton’s ugly younger brother.
    Shadow Communities and Local Government: Window dressing/Token woman.
    Shadow Energy and Climate Change: Mystic Meg
    Shadow Leader of the House of Commons: Believes in meritocracy. That’s why he’s a MP like his daddy, his grandfather and his great grandfather
    Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury: Kissed a Girl. The Twin
    Shadow Transport: The other twin.
    Shadow Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Hates hot taps and fizzy drinks.
    Shadow Northern Ireland: Unelected. Has a Butler. Used to be a Tory
    Shadow Wales: Permatan. Mr Orange. Unelected.
    Shadow Scotland: Annie get your gun
    Shadow Culture, Media and Sport: Workplace sex pest.
    Shadow Minister for the Olympics: Husband in jail for tax fraud.
    Shadow Minister for the Cabinet Office: Baldamont/ “There’s no money left”
    Shadow Attorney-General: Employer of dodgy Tongans.

  444. 444
    Huhne hints at change to cuts plan says:

    The Government may yet scale back its planned public spending cuts if economic conditions worsen, a Cabinet minister has suggested.

    Chris Huhne, the Liberal Democrat Energy Secretary, said the coalition might have to “tack about” if circumstances altered before the Budget next spring.

    There are fears among some that Britain is still susceptible to a double-dip recession and that the £83 billion cuts programme to be outlined in the comprehensive spending review on October 20 could make matters worse.

  445. 445
    I am Sick says:

    Dizaei resides in the Waldorf of the prison system these days, Leyhill open prison.

  446. 446
    Down with Brown! says:

    Galloway has to go on radio to keep himself in the manner he’s accustomed to, now his mate Saddam’s not around giving him backhanders.

    He also likes a bit of pussy:

  447. 447
    Down with Brown! says:

  448. 448
    HappyUK says:

    A muslim, eh? Big deal. There is more religion in my big toe than his (and your) flabby bodies.

  449. 449
    Huhne is a Hoon says:

    Good. Perhaps he will reintroduce the scrappage scheme so we can buy even more “eco friendly” foreign cars.

    How’s he getting on with his Lesbian, doc martin wearing tom boy?

  450. 450
    Dick the Prick says:

    She was looking do-able yesterday; all excited and bonny eyed.

    Nurse, nurse quick – it’s a fucking emergency

  451. 451
    HappyUK says:

    What a lovely thought that is…

  452. 452
    killer stats from beyond! says:

    Ah the numbers never lie !! lol
    “In the U.K. Nearly 400,000 people identified themselves as Jedi in the 2001 census”
    and he’s only got 10.000 the loser!!

  453. 453
    Anonymous says:

    Kahn’s as corrupt as they come,
    “Lets go Cottaging” Vaz isn’t far behind either

  454. 454
    Hugh Janus says:

    “…..she would be allowed to return to the classroom on Monday after parents voiced their support.”

    If this has been reported correctly, I find it deeply troubling. She was only allowed back as a result of support from parents?? However, had they instead been a bunch of baying lefties out for her blood then presumably this lady would still be under suspension and probably facing the end of her career?

    Since when have parents been the final arbiters in what is perceived to have been a disciplinary matter? More to the point, when are those who made this ridiculous decision going to be held to account?

  455. 455
    One man's corruption is another man's normality. says:

    They will not see it that way. They come from a different culture where things are done differently. Paying money to a policeman, politician, local official, doctor and so on to oil the works, ia accepted as the norm.

    But why are these people involved in British Politics? Who invited them in? Why are they tolerated?

  456. 456
    Susie says:

    “Parents voiced their support” — and a couple of hundred emails sent to the school authorities.

  457. 457
    I am Sick says:

    The agreement to deliberately de-industralise the west and transfer those jobs to the developing world, was taken in 1975.
    It was then under the guise of the Lima Declaration ( Google it ) the process of continuous transfer of manufacturing jobs to the third world was agreed and the Globalisation of corporations started.
    It worked out really well, didn’t it?

  458. 458
    Chav the lad says:

    U is wll clvr bruv did u goes to skool like eduxation summat wot dat geez that woz prez of da UK wnted, Rspct bruv u is well clevre

  459. 459
    M'lud says:

    Nice try, Atlas, but rather short on any hint of explanation or supporting facts. I’m with the old Dufflebag here – you are totally deluded.

  460. 460
    Taxfodder says:

    You have to laugh at the incompetence of the Nulab lot they just can’t seem help themselves.

    How on earth do they expect to get elected when they stick by dodgy geezers and proved incompetents with half arsed worn out crap ideas that did not work before and will not work anytime soon.

    They can’t even run a fiddle without getting themselves nabbed. Their party is financially broke (can’t even run their own show without bringing financial ruin on themselves).

    Their only plan seems to be to sell anybody or anything just to raise a few bob.

    The proof of their plight if any was needed is that the lame duck un-elected coalition with all its warts and boils looks a positively attractive proposition.

    The connection I am making is that Westminster is not fit for purpose and what ever they advise it would be prudent to do the exact opposite.

  461. 461

    This tops off everyting one could wish on the labour party…

    1) Inexperienced leader – sans charisma
    2) Hasnt got the bottle to appoint the most qualified people (Ed/Yvette) as his number 2
    3) Party machine has dictated that he is surrounded by those who are either no competant to hold office , or is a potential enemy

    Well done labour – unelectable for a generation – hurray!

  462. 462
    Number 6 says:

    God, how we miss people like Spike. He hated the BBC too – cos the fucking cultral marxists that ran it then and still do got up his fucking nose as much as they get up mine. EXTERMINATE!

  463. 463
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, that would be the Ken in question. Fully paid up member of the ruling class shitting over everyone else. Overrated twat.

  464. 464
    Susie says:

    Street lighting doesn’t keep you safer. The mugger can’t see you either. They’ve run pilot schemes and there’s not been any increase in accidents or incidents due to the switch-off.

    You’ve got your dark night sky back — enjoy it.

  465. 465
    Allrise says:

    Put some specs on Mrs B and she looks like Herr Flick

  466. 466
    Brain Dead Tory Tribalist says:

    Yes, ‘cos my party is positively stuffed to the rafters with patriotic MPs fighting for Britain.

  467. 467
    Someone certaily should be sacked but not this teacher, so how about.... says:

    Can someone please confirm if The headmistress of this school allowed it to be used for a labour Party election Launch not that long ago ?

  468. 468
    yvettes real talent says:

    Yvette cooper should be shadow minister for “Building Straw men before tearing them down and giving the impression she has won the argument”

  469. 469
    Anonymous says:

    Shadow minister for Olympics: Staged a Potemkin separation from her criminal husband despite the fact she states he has done nothing wrong , and lives in a house which was bought with the proceeds of crime and therefore should be seized under money laundering regulations.

  470. 470
    Somali Pirate says:

    £2

  471. 471
    Anonymous says:

    There are MORE commercials on the BBC than any other channel. its just that in this case the adverts are all for BBC programmes many of which masquerade as News.

  472. 472
    Deluded Party Loyalist says:

    Ah yes, our fearless Ken. Just like how he’ll stand up for Britain against the EU.

  473. 473
    Anonymous says:

    What’s all this crap about Alan Johnson being an ex-postman?

    He actually delivered the post for less than three months before he got himself a cushy office job and spent most of his time on union work.

  474. 474
    PP says:

    What’s all this crap about Alan Johnson being an ex-postman?

    He actually delivered the post for less than three months before he got himself a cushy office job and spent most of his time on union work..

  475. 475
    lmao says:

    So he’s not the horney handed son of toil the BBC keep making him out to be, then?

    I thought he looked too much of a coiffured, lard-arse to be a proper postie.

  476. 476
    Unsworth says:

    BBC News is the finest product of the BBC Drama Department.

  477. 477
    Unsworth says:

    Oh, and its newscasters and ‘editors’ and ‘journalists’ are all emeritus graduates of RADA.

  478. 478
    Vested Interests says:

    Our now sizable Muslim presence is due entirely to the greed of business and the scheming of the political class.

  479. 479
    Khan vs Guido says:

  480. 480
    the old Dufflebag says:

    Albacore..you know exactly what I am saying given your astute postings in the past…numerical majority does not determine the consensual control of a population particularly one such as the UK.

  481. 481
    Cockney Christian says:

    At least we fought the bastards then, before the commies brainwashed us into turning theother cheek to all our enemies.

    bastards bastards bastards

  482. 482
    albacore says:

    They’ve run pilot schemes.
    Of course they have. And I’d bet they didn’t chisel the results in stone before they ran the tests, either.
    Straight as a corkscrew, these man-made global-warming piss artists.
    Can’t you just hear the ambulance-chasing shysters rubbing their hands?

  483. 483
    The hairdresser says:

    We can fit her in just after 3.00pm

  484. 484
    Vested Interests says:

    Simply solution:

    Move them to Hapstead, Cotswolds yuppy villages, Billy Bragg’s Dorest, David Dimbleby’s Sussex village, and all the other places the chattering and business classes have fled to.

    Let those that support mass immigration start experiencing it up close and personal.

  485. 485
    the old Dufflebag says:

    Sorry Atlas but you are making an argument on a pin head…the establishment …the government…in reality there is very little difference between the two save that many of the former are past members of the later or indeed vice versa.

    Certainly the banking and corporate elite control much of what happens in global economics but beyond economics they have very limited control of what people believe do or say.

    Conspiracy theories abound and you are obviously an avid exponent.

  486. 486
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Just to let anyone who thinks of complaining to the bbc of their bias, their latest move is to reply that they cannot possibly deal with your complaint unless you provide the name of the person, the exact words, exact time to the minute plus all details of programme etc etc etc. Obviously copout – wonder if the number of complaints of their bias is snowballing. Keep complaining.

  487. 487
    Celebrating Whateverness says:

    The Border Agency has to take some credit too.

  488. 488
    Reality Check says:

    Quote: “Paying money to a policeman, politician, local official, doctor and so on to oil the works, ia accepted as the norm.” (The English way of life!)
    I can’t help but wonder, but are you referring back to the Icelandic Bank Cultures? But yeah but no but yeah but…
    I B C ing the truth when it suits my mentality!

  489. 489
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Keep knitting, Madame. One day his head may fall in your lap.

  490. 490
    D.S. Gusted, Tunbridge Wells says:

    The Head did indeed allow the school to be used for those purposes and would appear to be a Labour supporter. As a teacher, I have been reading Katharine’s blog for the last few years and it is a relief that she is going back to work. She is very much needed in the profession.

    How odd that this story has been all over the papers, but I haven’t seen it on the BBC website.

  491. 491
    the Breast of Clerckenwell says:

    Seconded: have some self-respect. You don’t take lefty cock when it is about economic matters or social engineering, so why do you suck so vigorously when it’s this?

    Do fuck off.

  492. 492
    Mike (England) says:

    no, i think you’ll find it’ll be gay right wingers first ;)

  493. 493
    john p Reid says:

    Khan is partner of Christian Khan, a solicitors firm with Lousie Christian,at the84 Labour conference Barry Smithof the electricians nion defended the police in the miners strke saying they are the filling in the sandwich of society between anarchy on one side and law on the order, he was booed off stage, Christian took to the stage and said the poliewere the salmanella in the sandwich of society, got astanding ovation ,it was about this time the police federation saidthey couldn’t work with labour to maintain law and order,christian stood for the trotskyite socialist alliance at the 2001 election

  494. 494
    Obama says:

    Yes we Khan!!

  495. 495
    Guru says:

    NU NU

    So that’s why the Shadow cabinet is Tinky-Winky, La-La, Dipsy and Po…

  496. 496
    Guru says:

    Yes

    John Prescott…

  497. 497
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Khan wanted to help Dizzai out because they belong to the same Lodge…?

    He’s obviously Labour to his core; corrupt, lying, cheating and keen to feather his nest and increase his bank balance – like all true socialists.

  498. 498
    steve teal says:

    Typical Labour MP. What’s new? Blair, Mandelson taught them all New Labour values

  499. 499
    Madness says:

    And a shadow chancellor who doesn’t even have a maths o’level qualification. You couldn’t make it up.

  500. 500
    Enoch Powell says:

    I fucking warned you about darkies and you wouldn’t listen. I listened to Billy Bragg arguing economic policy the other day…what a K*U*N*T

  501. 501
    Sendimback says:

    Do the 4 wives have the standard 8 babies each? Are they all back home?

    Do we pay them Child Benefit? How much?

    Is he on Job Seekers Allowance?

    So many, many, questions.

  502. 502
    Matron says:

    You can’t stone a gay until the job’s been done, 2 or 3 times.

    They won’t pay attention, just hide their head in the sand ! Whoops!

  503. 503
    Jockstrap. says:

    Will he have to wear one of those white wigs when he gets on a ‘bus ?

  504. 504
    Jockstrap. says:

    D’you reckon that Polly Toyboy fancies him?

    They would look good together.

    Bit like Ant and Dec.

  505. 505
    Jockstrap. says:

    Are you suggesting that Siddy Can’t has to be friends with that woman from Scotland ?

  506. 506
    Jockstrap. says:

    Even Hannibal Lecter would reject him !

  507. 507
    Jockstrap. says:

    Play Johnnie Cash’s record – “Ring of Fire”.

    That should help.

  508. 508
    Anonymous says:

    Khan is just a Hunt.


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