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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Come on Guido! Spill some beans. Give us a name…
Oh, you’ve set him off again, Nokia’s are flying all over the place !!!!!!!!
I’m hearing Ed Balls is Shadow Culture Secretary
Shadow Minister o fArts.
Who’s left a gap ‘ere then?
No, he is going to be ‘The Shadows and Culture Club Secretary.’
Its a job at a music promoters.
Pennillin should clear up that culture
You must be ‘avin a larf! Blinky is to culture what Satan is to fire!
Don’t you get this feeling that Mr Ed has promoted a lot of has-beens, mediocrities and political lightweights so he has somebody to talk to during those dark evenings in the House of Commons Bar….
Also… I get this feeling of ‘Deja Vu’ in my water that Mr Ed has sown the seeds of Liarbor’s future destruction and another massive Fiscal Ballsups if they ever get into Orifice again as the gubber’munt in the coming years. It will be “2010″ all over again…. they never learn the lessons of History!!
Mr Allan as Chancer of the Exchequer has just taken a delivery of Basic Economics Primers and the latest edition of “Economics for Dummies” based on Dr Gordy McRuins economic and fiscal ideas…. So we are all truly faroukhed if Liarbor ever get back in office….
Come on Guido, spill some jizz.
We’re all in this together.
Sadiq Khan for Shadow Foreign Secretary
London Muslim for Bishop
London Muslim = Sadiq Khan
I claim my £5.
Shahid Malik is the best man for the Shadow Foreign Secretary. He’s the new, improved Vaz.
Does that mean he’s running for Mayor of London?
Don’t you have to get on your knees facing east around this time of day to worship some dead kiddy fiddler sky pixie?
sky pixie? did u make that one up urself numbnutzz
Fuck off.
Sadiq Khan for Belmarsh, more like – the crooked terrorist-loving hoon.
LondonMuslim for Minister for Israeli affairs, or Minister for shitballs in ham.
Anybody heard of “taqqiya” ?
Red Ed is a fucking boss-eyed mong.
Nearly as embarrassing as Brown.
More cheese Gromit!
Every bit as embarrasing as Brown
David Milliband: Northen Ireland.
Mandelson’s back!
… in Mandelson’s back?
Mandelson’s in the Lords, we will never rid of him.
On the plus side, because he hasn’t got a woman pregnant, there won’t be any mini-Mandy’s running around for a future seat in the Lords.
Sorry, that should have read ‘Mandelson’s slack’.
I just got off the phone with Red Ed, apparently he wants me to fuck off.
Don’t we all, Ed. Don’t we all…
baba cheech
Ah…. A candidate for the Labour front bench.
This is what Dave means by “Big Society”.
“Now police are ordered to protect ‘Doggers’ indulging in outdoor sex with strangers from hate crime”
“It states that the new policy applies to all police dealing with ‘public sex environments’, adding that the policy aims to ‘improve our effectiveness and the quality of service provided by the police service when policing public sex environments’ to ensure a ‘consistent, well managed, proportionate and professional approach to public sex environments’ is taken by officers.
It states that ‘human rights of all citizens’ must be protected and that the policy covers ‘any open space, public or private that is habitually used for the purpose of engaging in consensual same sex and opposite sex, sexual activity’, including public toilets.”
Excellent news. When I get out I’m off down Hampstead Heath and then the public bogs.
When Dave says “Country Needs You”; hope he isn’t inviting people to the country side to have sex in the out doors.
It’s good enough for me.
So that explains the coach load of pensioners I saw hurtling down the M4 this morning
Must make you feel safer if so, Anonymong.
Can the Police join in, or do they have to go off duty first?
You won’t change us so easily.
You’ll do as you are told. Don’t forget we are all in this together.
OK guv. Bend over then.
They’re welcome to join in, as long as they wash their truncheon first
Absolutely crazy. I thought sex in a public place was a criminal offence?
That’s what the officer said to me, anyway.
That is before “Big Society”; now sex in private is an offence.
Unless you’re an honourable member…
Honourable members can’t be seen when they are busy
The advice should read; “if they give you any trouble, you know where to put that trucheon”
“improve .. the quality of service provided by the police service”
So the police force is still a police ‘service’ under this ‘new’ government.
Hey, ho.
Depends who they’re servicing.
Scial workers in fancy dress!
Interestingly, or not, one of the most famous dogging sites in central England used to be near the village of Dean where Diamond Dave now lives… Not a lot of people know that…
Hope this is not the reason he lives there!
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/wfnews/8431052.LEYTONSTONE__Squatters_occupy_police_station/
” Issued by Association of Chief Police Officers of Scotland ” oh yeah that would be the Tories then ???
I’m for hire
All I wanted was a taxi … oh!
So am I
How much for sucky sucky?
10 dollar…… 20 dollar me mah sister too.
Oi!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8048230/Doggers-should-be-protected-from-hate-crime-police-told.html
Have the police gone completely mad? Come on Cameron, get a grip on this Cultural Marxism FFS!
We’re all having sex together.
It’s the Big Sex Party Society.
Make love not war, your country needs YOU!
The Frankfurt Schools agenda to destroy Britain is still going strong under the Tories.
Here’s a look at where we’re heading:
Mister
“Mister” is a great book. Essential reading IMO
This is what Dave mean’s by “Big Society”. Next when a pedo shows his thing to a girl /boy, girl / boy will be arrested for screaming.
Perverts have human rights too, you know. Call them nasty names and you’re nicked.
You bet!
Yes it’s shocking that ordinary hard perving child molesters have been victimised and discriminated against for far too long. Where are our Human Rights?
I doubt that.
Girl / boy wins that one in the end…
Transsexuality trumps paedophilia on the ZaNuLab PC scale (but only just).
Throw a bucket of cold water over them.
Then castrate ‘em… the cold water will numb the pain!
Is mcdonalds recruiting?
Insert “revol” for “crui” and the answer is yes!
Or perhaps just “vol”
Red Ed wants me to be prisons minister, I shall report from the inside
Ha ha – khan can be expenses tsar – ainsworth as shadow chancellor apparently his budget skills are amazing
Budgie skills
Nah – Ben Bradshaw has topped you with his b*ggery skills.
Next!
I am in charge of Gordon’s Soda Stream
Minister for Watersports.
Golden Showers is alright but I prefer the solid stuff.
But shadows are not solid.
Tough. Gordon sold it all.
Red Ed has appointed me as his bitch without portfolio.
Absolutely brilliant!
“David, brother Ed here, will you come and play in my shadow cabinet? You can be uhm, arh, I know “climate change” secretary!”
“Gee, thanks for that brother, but I have some genital warts that need removing and I need some time off to recover. About 5 years should do.”
You’ve got the wrong guy making the phone call………”David, Dave here,I wonder if you could drop into Downing Street when you’ve got a minute?I think I have a really exciting proposition to put to you. It would be something of great service to your country…..and is something above party politics ……….”
I am minister for morbidly obese black womens rights, private schools, hypocrisy, and taxis.
Known for short as R&P.
Hope this is not a racist foodstuff reference or you are nicked sooner than you can say pumpkin soup.
Surely she won’t want to give up all the media money oops I mean profile
She can’t return to ‘This Week’ soon enough, in my opinion. Watching Brillo rip the p*ss out of her each week is top entertainment and licence fee money well spent.
‘Brillo’ is seriously overestimated.
He could have legitimately stuck it to the vermin Labour bastards on so many occasions and for so many reasons over the last decade. He chose not to.
If he’s such a wonderful presenter and a national treasure (ugh) to the political twaterati you would have thought the guy would at least own a pair.
Bollocks. Brillo is the best political inquisitor in the business, all joviality until he slips the knife in with forensic skill. Always well briefed, always better informed than the hapless politicians wriggling desperately on his hook. And best of all, he has a day job, is a freelancer and not beholden to the entrenched left-wing groupthink infesting the BBC, who know that he could walk tomorrow to Sky or Channel 4 if he is ever leant on. Go Brillo!
Agree with Airlie, he’s the best we’ve got by a country mile.
Both of you are easily pleased.
Must be the dumbing down.
take me to your leader
I’ll meet you soon. I’m in a padded room right now talking to my friend, Mr Hat.
Get lost you country wrecking C U N T.
You’re a bigot, Mr Hat. Just wait till I get my Nokia back. They’ve confiscated it from me.
… Gordon, have you seen my Nokia anywhere?
ANOTHER LONG LOST BROTHER
I can confirm that Jack Dromey has been appointed Peter Mandelson
Is Harriet giving it him up the backdoor with a strap-on?
JOBS? Do we not mean jobbies? All those braindead bastards, each and every one of them could not run a proverbial ‘Piss-up in a brewery’ or, a whelk stall, with or without the whelks. None of them has ever worked for a living, nor intends to. They are leeches. They are bloody parasites, totally without skill or even average intellect. Incidentally, only the equally braindead would vote for the disgusting bastards. I confess I am not too awfully fond of them.
Yeah, but the BBC still love em.
If I don’t get a top job, I’ll call him ray cyst.
OK, you can be minister for fiddling expenses.
Nest of vipers the lot of them.Couldn’t care less.
If Red Ed offers me the ministry of gayers my constituents will stone me!
you can always stonewall him
I’m waiting by the phone. Because it’s the right thing to do.
Special position for you ‘Shadow Minister for F’ing things up’
You were the best boss Gordon this new red guy is a waste of space he is even talking of giving Yvette my job. Have a word with him please boss!!!!
Its the right thing to do to have me against that osbo character not the boy cooper,please Gordon!!
Can I be shadow minister for hanging baskets?
No – but Westminster Abbey needs a new gargoyle.
Didn’t get the basket job, eh? Why the long face?
Hanging MPs? yes.
Balls = children schools etc
Burnham = Health
cooper = shadow chancerllor
O/T That picture freaks me out the same as Gordons did !!!!!!
Jeez.. just turned on ‘show images’. Wish I hadn’t.
Fuckin Freaky or what ?????
Yes, it is.
Thick, geeky, no personality.. Why did they vote for him as leader?
Oh, yeah, I forgot..
I agree, who let him that close to a camera?
Was it Sue ?
Sue Sim? That bitch who allowed her officers to use weapons not officially sanctioned for use by bumbling plod in the United Kingdom?
Red Ed looks almost as mongtastic in that photo as McDoom. I stress almost, as no one can look as mongy as Jonah Brown.
I resent that awfully accurate remark.
That SQUINT!
I’m hearing that Bob Crow will be Shadow Foreign Secretary.
A wise appointment
Nice one, comrade. I’m an expert in doing fuck all.
All those fact finding trips to Cuba will be a blessed relief to Mrs Crow, as it gives her arsehole time to relax…
Both of them.
Yep, moniker – that’s why I phrased it that way.
Sorry sir, not meaning to gatecrash your soirée.
Are there any jobs for Vince Cable and Simon Hughes?
Toilet cleaner and toilet loiterer, respectively. Job creation, innit.
I’ve been appointed shadow cabinet office as I’m cavernous with mock Tudor beams
I thought you were the one with the dry rot problem? Why you needed £20,000 of taxpayers’ money to alleviate that problem I don’t know – a tube of KY jelly would have done.
It was a £20K tube of KY. She has the scanned/photoshopped/re-printed receipt from a non-existent local chemist to prove it.
Culture, Meedja and Sport could be shadowed by Lard Prescott. Actually, several departments could be shadowed simultaneously by Lard Prescott if he stood between them and the sun.
A lunar eclipse, one might say.
Let us hold a “Be Nice to Ed Balls Second”, just to show we can be charitable.
OK, well done! Thanks guys, back to normal again.
I’m afraid I refused to join in. I read today he wanted to ensure schools didn’t produce ‘winners’ – something to do with his socialist grey-goo egalitarian utopia. I thought my hatred of him was as strong as it could possibly be, but I now realise I was wrong.
Well, if he could not be a winner, he would not want anyone else to be.
Ah, now I see!
I still hate him, though.
Hmm – D. Miliband for shadow Foreign Secretary might be worth a oner.
I have some magic beans – can I have your cow please?
WhereTF did you get that picture Fawkes — the face of Big Brother?
Imagine that staring at you everywhere you went, on every wall in your home, as mandated by Big Brother. It would drive you insane.
I think it would be perfect for a dart board. Though with modern materials technology, you could quite easily have that photo made up into a waterproof decal that you could stick to the bowl of any toilet…
More Goldstein than Big Brother, surely?
Two minutes hate would be far too short for the marxist c’unt though….
I’ve got my party back, well ALRIGHT!!!
Lord Mandleson = Leader of the Lords
Leader of the Ladies, perhaps.
Please God, nothing for Peter Hain
and Alun Michael.
The combination of the colour sludge
and perpetual whining voice. I’ve been feeling so
much better lately as well.
Yvette Cooper has got the job of Shadow Chancellor
Get your cash on quick
Divorce looms ,what about this as an excuse to leave the boy for bevantite ellie!!!
1. Deport all muzbots who are fanatical preachers or benefit scroungers. Only those who are working, can speak english and are willing to integrate can stay.
2. Ban the face veil.
3. Disclose all the relevant files so that Blair, Campbell, Straw, Miliband D, Hoon, Mandelson and Brown are put on trial for war crimes.
4. Have a separate prosecution against Brown for his crime of underfunding our forces, thereby causing their deaths.
5. Deport all benefit scroungers who’ve lived here continuously without doing a single day’s work the entire time they’ve lived here.
6. Make the penalty for rape, child abuse and murder an automatic whole life tariff.
1 = Yes
2 = No , The state should never tell anyone how they dress
3= Yes
4= yes
5 = Does that include the long term sick ( i mean the genuine ones)
6= Only if they can prove that 1 innocent person will never be wrongly convicted
Agreed, Billy, except for no. 6 – there’s always the possibility of a remedy to miscarriages of justice so long as you are alive, and though prison isn’t fun, it’s better than death.
I’d add
7) Remove the extra housing points for single mothers unless they can prove that they were in a genuine realtionship (by having lived with their partner for at least 2 years) prior to their single status.
Shit i read it wrong , I thought death pen was written to no 6 , i agree with six
And i agree with 7
I have a dream …………..
@ 6 – we’ll need more prison space.
You are Nick G*riffin and I claim my €500 one way trip to Somalia
To hell with whole life tariff.Capital punishment is a fine thing. It is definitely efficaceous in persuading very naughty people not to reoffend, even the ones who were not guilty. And it saves an awful lot of money.
WTF!!
“Now police are ordered to protect ‘Doggers’ indulging in outdoor sex with strangers from hate crime
Police have been ordered to stop anyone taking in part in illegal outdoor sex being abused or verbally taunted as it can cause them to suffer post traumatic stress.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318499/Doggers-indulging-outdoor-sex-protected-victimisation.html#ixzz11ghP6M17
Is shouting “Go, big boy, go!!” classed as a taunt or abuse? If so, I may have to take up trainspotting.
Dear me. They could lose their hardons.
Not to worry, we have now got the Large Hardon Collider up and in full working order!
Just arrest the effers. And the suckers! Both kinds.
All incidents to be video’d and sent to me
Its so bloody annoying that they cant tell you exactly where these dogging sites are.
The cafe on the Hogsback between Aldershot and Guildford is notorious, but the gayers don’t like the normal doggers turning up so the council’s trying to stop it completely.
Post-coital stress, surely?
A ‘Shadow’ job is pretty meaningless, isn’t it? No requirement to deliver anything now or for many years in the future. Spout any old rubbish and nobody cares. As divorced from reality as the ‘working’ lives of these muppets were before they entered Parliament.
Bearing the above in mind, who gives a shit about these appointments?
Don’t they get paid more?
Baroness Uddin = Housing minister
Jack Dromey = Minister for Private Buisness
Paul Flynn= Armed forces minster
This election was a crushing defeat for The Tories and Liberal Democrats and I have a full head of hair.
Surely Droney should be shadow minister for wimmins shortlists?
Jack drongo should be shadow minister for pigshit, he is full of it. And a boring bastard to boot. He needs booting.
Shadowy Housing Minister
I wonder if Red Ed has the guts to appoint Fat Bott to the shadow cabinet. I doubt it. Even he’s not stupid enough to give Mrs Riiice and da Peeeas a job.
He’d have to give her two seats in the Shadow Cabinet. Minister for Food and Education, perhaps?
Shadow Minister for International Development
I like to jerk my own chicken. Isn’t that right, nurse?
Yes , darlin . When we let you out of your straitjacket , you is ever so expressive with your hands .
That’s choke your chicken Gordon
Gordon, please don’t refer to your cock as a chicken and if you’re going to do it agin please grab a box of tissue’s first.
No. I’m the big prime minister man and can do as I please.
Ed looks like a googly-eyed flid, who’s been kicked off the ‘sunshine bus’ for molesting other mongs.
Harsh. But fair.
Did he arm them instead of fingering them?
Your bitter experience of being on the end of similar treatment shines through!
LOL CP – time for ‘little yellow bus’ again…
Classic!
Del Pioro = minister for suckin Eds wood
Who votes for the shadow cabinet? Is it MPs? If so it seems starnge that MPs who mainly supported Milli D then get to chose who will be in the shadow cabinet under Milli E!
Kieth Vaz= minister for immigration
Shadow Minister for pies: Lard prescott
Shadow Minister for wars wars more wars they make me a fortune: Bliar
Shadow Minister for massage parlours & contemplation suites: Ed Balls
Shadow Minister for rentboys: Mandy
Shadow Minister for midget chipmunks: Blears
Shadow Minister for whoring for Hoonwork: Geoff Hoon
Shadow Minister for economic affairs: Bruin
Shadow Minister for sexiness and all that is beautiful in the world: Beckett
Shadow Minister for travellers and other pikey riff-raff: C. Flint
We do not want to be represented by Worzel Gummidge in knickers
Yvette Cooper? Useless. Good news. So this is the New generation? The same old tripe like last time. So Red ‘Ead will never see his party in power. Ah Bliss.
Labour will return to power eventually in say 10 years but “Red Ed” won’t be leader.It will be someone who is presently below the radar or not even in parliament yet.
you mean the lizards are new gneration waiting to infest burned out labour husk ! not bad as conspiracy theories go
Sorry, CW, but it’s the Izzards who will take over the Liebour Party of Sodom.
Not yet born would be better.
Oh please Joo boy give me a job, I’ll rant on demand for you Joo boy
Uuurgh! That pic is enormous. Uugh.
I will be unveiling my team for next Ryder Cup Matches (to be played at Harvard University) this evening.
Please join Sarah and me at Number 10 where I will be making the announcement and reading extracts from my memoirs, “Celtic Courage”.
Come now, Gordon. You were doing so well. We had got you to accept you lost the election in May. We were all very pleased with your progress. Now we don’t want a relapse again, do we?
Eddie Izzard Shadow Minister for really dumb celebrities who support Labour.
Has anyone else noticed that more and more Slebs are coming out in support for the tories eh Coalition? Ha ha ha !
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/10/07/breaking-news-boris-used-slave-labour-at-50p-an-hour/
Scandal breaks! Boris used slave labour at 50p. an hour for extended period.
Lmao – Boris is my sort of age, and 50p per hour was plenty to pay a bint for ironing back in the early 80s…
I should think so. You would have got extras for that as well.
Is that for real ?? The picture of “victim Rachel” looks suspiciously like Boris in his glam-rock phase .
Actually looks suspiciously like Sarah McDoom.
tory = big Society
zanuliebore = big brither society
libdim = “high” society
I like muzees. They should be running the country.
Ever heard of “taqqiya”?
This Miliband sage is now almost reaching biblical proportions You Reap What you Sow – Red Ed is going to be hounded into marriage and every second of it scrutinised – his brother will probably emigrate – meanwhile he has to manage a shadow cabinet of dysfunc tional toddlers all sniping at each other -meanwhile the country agrees with the coalition.
Red Ed will then have to suffer when the Unions throw their toys out of the cot when they strke when told they have to work for a living.
Then in Reap what you sow part 2 – ed balls who put his career before his wifes with his pointless contest for leader will have the chancellors position taken from him
Absolutely. And it’ll make for great entertainment for those of us who despise Labour.
Don’t be selfish. Share the hate!
breaking news : Fabian solutions is leaving telegraph bloggs (you read it here second) ! see dan hannan blogg , must be getting a cabinet job , but one of best whiney loser post by champion of socialism I have yet seen , liked the menace at end , pure wonderkind with toys removed , Time for bed Fabian solutions , time for bed.
the spnners spinners has been slayed
I imagine Ed Balls will be Shadow Minister For The Wicked And Malicious Department.
If Yvette doesn’t get the job she welcome to star as Peter Pan in my next panto. This offer does not apply to her husband. However there could be a part for him in the remake of “Downfall”
As Martin Boringmann?
Bob Crow, general secretary of the Rail Maritime and Transport union, described the latest job cuts as ” fucking savagery”, adding: “This underlines the deepening fucking crisis LU is in.
“This is yet another fucking tranche of fucking job losses even before LU’s wider review is finished and comes ahead of the fucking Government’s spending review announcement later this month.
“This is very much the thin end of the fucking wedge and underlines how fucking right we are to challenge the job cuts.”
“Milwall Football Club for the Cup”
We’re recruiting for the Christmas season. He’ll have to tone his language down though – can’t be scaring the kids etc.
“A man who harassed BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce by sending her “love messages” has been detained in hospital under mental health laws.
Messages from Peter Oakey referred to Ms Bruce as “my beautiful firebird”.
Ms Bruce was “distressed” by cards signed “your kingfisher and loving husband”, sent by Oakey, 51, from Brentwood, Essex.
Judge John Lodge ordered him to be detained in hospital.
Psychiatrists who carried out tests said Oakey was mentally ill and suffering from “persistent delusional disorder”.
He had “delusions of passion” and believed that Bruce loved him and he loved her, the judge heard.
Oakey felt that doctors were part of a “covenant” against him, the court heard.
Cards to her were inscribed with the words, “I love you Fiona my beautiful firebird”, and were signed, “Your kingfisher and loving husband Peter”.
On at least one card he had also written: “Time to get down and attend to business.”"
The Schadenfreude Institute regrets that Ms Bruce was sent these note, The patient, known only as “Oakey” has now been restrained and will be taken back to the secure unit for further treatment.
On a more positive note he no longer believes he is still prime Minister and is waiting happily for his telephone call to become chancellor.
A member of staff will phone him later to give him the good news and present him with a broken calculator, some old Francs, Marks and Lira .. monopoly money and a purse containing some pre decimilisation coinage.
We hope that this, combined with his Ben 10 mobile phone with action sounds, will keep him busy for several weeks.
Dr Kwang-Go
Schadenfreude Institute
Berkeley
CA 90210
“Ben 10 mobile phone with action sounds”
LOL! That was inspired!
In, or at Berkley, Bill?
They can fight for the head/arse end of our panto horse if they want the work.
“A barrister who was shot by police marksmen following a five-hour armed stand-off in west London was lawfully killed, an inquest jury has found.
The siege began after Mark Saunders, 32, fired shots from his home in Markham Square, Chelsea, on 6 May 2008.
The Westminster Coroner’s Court jury found the actions of the officers were lawful, proportionate and reasonable.
But the coroner said he would make recommendations as there were doubts as to who was in charge of the marksmen.
Following the verdict the barrister’s widow, Elizabeth Saunders, said: “I respect the verdict of a jury who have carefully considered all the evidence.”"
You misquoted me. What I actually said was, “I respect the verdict of a jury who have carefully considered all the evidence and he was crap in the bedroom, anyway.”
That’s rather nasty.
Ed doesn’t have time for another job. He’s too busy colouring in his pictures.
Who is this scrotum Balls who is soon to be a eunoch? I could do with a new pair earrings.
I demand to know when this teenage boy Red Ed has given the country a Shadow Cabinet that reflects this New Generation Labour ideology.
Why am I being forced to share a room with Gordon Brown? Nurse.
Red Ed was Climate Change Secretary when the whole Labour front bench subscribed to the 10:10 Campaign:
Sony is a major partner of the 10:10 campaign.
Here is an extract from a recent press release on Sony’s website:
Sony’s faith seems to have been shaken rather by getting to know Franny Armstrong and her fascist climate alarmist friends a little better.
Red Ed still thinks it’s okay to carry out summary execution of child thought criminals in a classroom.
Red Ed will be judged by the company he keeps.
You can email the press office at O2 to ask why they have not yet withdrawn their major support for the 10:10 campaign using the address given here.
Fuck’em – I’m going to drive all day on Sunday and if I can find some coal then I’m having a fire.
The lights and all my electrical equipment will be on all day too.
Wankers.
Cool the globe by driving with the air-con on full and opening the windows to share some cold air with the environment whenever it gets chilly.
Oh, how I love VIZ. A solution to every misery.
Ed looks like a cornershop-keeper in that photo. Wouldn’t trust him even to run one of those, though …
He looks pretty ‘diverse’ to me too. Especially about the eyes.
I will not be rushed into making these crucial appointments, except to say that La la, Po and Mr Tickle deserve this opportunity.
What’s more Red Ed is now undermining his “we won’t oppose every cut” claim and saying that “all families” need assistance from the state.
http://adlib-dibdib.blogspot.com/2010/10/ed-shoring-up-red-credentials.html
Enjoy opposition.
Yawn.
If Dave ‘n’ Co can only play things well (which is in question), Lab will be out in the cold for a decade or more. What we are seeing here is the first stage of the equivalent of the Howard/IDS/Hague (or whatever order they were in) rejigging of the Tory party.
Just as the Tories’ natural response to losing was a lurch to the Right, so Lab’s is to the Left. They’ll sort themselves out eventually but this is not the Shadow Cabinet that will win an election. Ed ‘n’ Co are irrelevant but represent a necessary stage in rehabilitating Labour.
My hope is that they run out of money and cease to exist before they are able to regain power – but I’ve been wanting that since Harold Wislon.
Why’s THAT gone to modding? Was it the yawn?