October 1st, 2010

Sally’s Loose Tongue

Verbal diarrhea sufferer and wife of the Speaker Sally Bercow has found her big mouth getting her into trouble on many occasions, but this time it’s getting serious. She has had to bring the lawyers in after Sir Andrew Green has made moves to start legal action against after Sally dismissed a MigrationWatch report that proves a link between a rise in youth unemployment and immigration was “dangerous propaganda” and compared it to arguments used by Hitler and Mosley. Live on Sky News. Ooops.

Bercow has called upon online friend David Allen Green of Preiskel & Co LLP and is currently lamenting the “fail” on Twitter. Guido wonders if she will still be so flippant after a day in court…

UPDATE : After looking at this more closely (and receiving a briefing from Guido’s friends at Index on Censorship) it is now clear to Guido that Sally didn’t compare Sir Andrew Green to Hitler or Mosley. In which case Sir Andrew will be very unlikely to succeed with his action. Nor should he succeed.


279 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    what a hoon

    • 5
      Mrs Iain Dale says:

      “dangerous propaganda” is my game.

      • 10

        She’s Labour’s Warsi

        • 27
          Sue tells me to says:

          Wicked and malicious.
          A total bigot.

        • 32

          Surprised Guido hasn’t put this up yet:

          • Richard Curtis says:

            Well done you beat me to it.

          • Anonymous says:

            Green fascists + a few high paid brain dead premiership footballers in action.

            Are they advocating violence on behalf of the NWO climate freaks? Two can play at that game.

          • Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

            I posted that at 10 am this morning: it was moderated out (i was comparing the eco-mentalists to nazzis..)

            I was suprised myself. It has been a truly wondeful day for the denialists. One of the greatest own goals from the envri-weenies for a long while. Actually advocating the summary execution of children…whatever next!

            In fact the 10:10 organisation has pulled the movie.

            Wankers

          • Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

            The moral cowards have not only pulled it but apologised for it as well. They havent even got the spine to stand behind their idiotic ‘satire’

            http://www.1010global.org/no-pressure

            Still, its out in the wild now. A brief glimpse into the envromentalists wet dream has conviced a lot of people that they are in fact dangerous lunatics.

            Well done 10:10, you seriously couldnt have done it better!

          • pompa per calcestruzzo says:

            The Guardian ran a story on it, the piece was for the video but at least 2/3 of the comments were against.

          • Shame its been pulled. Labour trolls on Dale have been defending it like mad.
            Swap the ‘green’ theme for ‘big society’, run the same advert, and the same loons would be barricading the doors to the advertising watchdog, demanding the imprisonment of ‘facists’.

          • greens R loons says:

            Embarrassingly behind the curve on this one Guido!

          • Fascist Hippy says:

            These people really are stepping over the line.

          • The White Eared Elephant says:

            Bunch of tree hugging fucknuts.

          • Bunch of tree hugging fucknuts. says:

          • Leftie ☭ Troll says:

          • HenryV says:

            I like the engineered race and gender balance in the film. In the classroom all the girls to the front, the black male (one of two shown) being polite and enthusiastic, the pretty girl smiling and giving positive feed back, and the only white male and a more homely girl being shown as indifferent and stupid. Did the BBC do the film?

          • The Communist Coalition says:

            Red Vince – A message to my Comrades

          • Eco Dave and his best friend Al says:

            Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            belly cow ars

          • Richard Curtis New Global Warming Advert says:

          • Richard Curtis New Global Warming Advert says:

          • Susie says:

            White Elephant: Tree-hugging fuckwits

            Absolutely not… the greens have felled thousands of lovely trees to erect their fucking wind turbines in the belief they’re ‘saving carbon’.

            Every turbine barely offsets the carbon used in its manufacture, whereas the trees absorb carbon from day one.

          • HappyUK says:

            This leads you up the garden path a little into thinking its a piss-take about these people, until you realise it’s them (environmentalists) being serious. Quite chilling. It’s good however, that everyone now sees their true colours, the shameless, fascistic, nihilistic fucks.

          • annnnonyperson says:

            I’ll start producing more carbon, now!

          • Eco Dave's Coalition and their Global Warming Agenda says:

          • Richard Curtis English Tourism Advert says:

        • 42
          Red Ed - The Union Manchurian candidate says:

          At least Warsi tells the truth, however inconvenient. Sally B is fundamentally dishonest.

          Send her down.

          • OOPS! says:

            it is now clear to Guido that Sally didn’t compare Sir Andrew Green to Hitler or Mosley.

          • Conny Sewer says:

            found her big mouth getting her into trouble on many occasions

            More detail than many might wish to know especially at this time of day.

          • annnnonyperson says:

            And The Guardian have already closed comments for that article. Funny, that…

        • 269
          Tony Curtis says:

          looking at the foto, she’s not swallowing, nor spitting

          • Suffolk Punch says:

            No, she’s chewing prior to gargling probably while that little twat she’s married to is giving her a good rimming.

      • 178
        What Guido Means is says:

        against HER after ….

        NOT against after

    • 25
      Sarf of the River says:

      I wonder who wears the trousers in their house.

      • 30

        Mr Bercow of course. He’s master of his house.
        Once he’s licked the toilet bowl clean his time’s his own.

        • 189
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Thanks. A bucket of mind-bleach, ple.. actually, no; that image is quite good. I’ll hold on to that one, if it’s OK with you.

    • 37
      Crikey says:

      An easy mistake for her to make really. After all for the past 13 years labour have successfully smothered any questioning of their malicious immigration policy by using or implying these accusations The poor girl is probably stunned and wondering what all the fuss is about having seen this sort of comment used so effectively and without comeback by her party.

      • 160
        Really keen Labour Supporter says:

        As a really keen Labour supporter, I believe everything I’m told.

        Also, that every last nook and cranny of Labour and it’s supporters, MPs and Piers are really really clean and fresh as fresh can be.

    • 72
      Sue Simpleton says:

      Ha fucking ha.

      The director of operations of the firm that supplied Tasers used in the stand-off with the gunman Raoul Moat has died in a suspected suicide, his firm has said.

      Peter Boatman was found dead this morning and was understood to have killed himself, Pro-Tect Systems said.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/01/suicide-raoul-moat-taser-supplier

      Nothing to hide, nothing to fear eh?

      • 88
        The White Eared Elephant says:

        Yeah, a real sad loss. Would you mourn someone who gave the IRA guns ?

        • 161
          Hoots mon! says:

          Only if they used them on themselves. For instance:

          WackyPaddy 1. Well, oi be looking for a target an all.

          WackyPaddy 2. Well, troi to be looking for me as a target an all.

          Bang.

      • 105
        Simpleton by name simpleton by...... says:

        He would not have given the guns

        Now get back to your fucking kitchen where you belong !

      • 107
        Simpleton by name simpleton by...... says:

        He would not have given the guns
        If the chief Hunt-stable hadn’t asked for them !

        Now get back to your fucking kitchen where you belong !

      • 125
        Must get a pseudonym one day says:

        At least that will prevent any full enquiry into why some Police Force purchasing departments acquired an unapproved weapon, and under what terms. With a main supply-chain witness dead, they can say anything they like with no-one to contradict it.

        Strange how the name Dr David Kelly keeps coming into my mind…….

      • 197
        Rats that I smell says:

        So he was going to be nicked by the plod for supplying… the plod.

      • 235
        biffo says:

        I like the quote “He knew there was something there that would offer the officers protection and that was what his motive was.”
        Yeah, right nothing whatsoever to do with the pile of wonga he made from the transaction. Wonder who else he was supplying stuff to illegally?

        • 258
          He's an ex plod fucker too says:

          I wonder what else he was supplying too.

          An ex-plod purveyor of pain – good riddance to bad rubbish.

  2. 2
    Cunnilingus says:

    There’s nothing like a slip of the tongue.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dangeroues propeganda is what we get from the BBC

    • 8
      rocknrolla says:

      To someone as blinkered and bigoted as sally the bbc line is just an impartial truth, backed up by the guardian. Anyone challenging her is a nazi and/or lying. People like her infect the public sector, media, education, police – it’s a real mess and hard to know how to put it right. I saw the sky news broadcast in question. She was a complete joke and clearly couldn’t deal with anyone disagreeing with her so I’m glad Sir Andrew is dealing with her slurs; he’s an honourable man.

      The funny thing is Labour’s policy of deliberate mass migration to bring in new voters for themselves has been the factor which gave the B&P their best result in years.

      • 16
        Mousechwitz says:

        People like her infect the public sector, media, education, police – it’s a real mess and hard to know how to put it right….

        Zyklon B?

  4. 4
    Lord's a leaping says:

    bet the speaker loves all this leftie crap from her indoors

  5. 6
    Marlborough says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

    I hope they make the spiteful cow eat her words.

  6. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    she has been round so many blocks

  7. 9
    Engineer says:

    Best thing she can do is withdraw her comments and apologise. Comparing people to Hitler and Mosley is not going to impress them or win any arguments.

  8. 11

    Migration Watch’s report proved fuck all. It showed that local authorities that have a higher population are linked to a higher population.

    The report said that for every 1,000 immigrants in a local authority, there were 900 more young unemployed. But one could equally have said there are 300 more butchers, 400 more bakers and 50 more candlestick makers.

    Controlled for population size, the same figures showed there was basically no correlation, or if anything a slightly negative relationship – more immigrants meaning less unemployed.

  9. 12
    drakes drum says:

    Can we start a collection for Sir Andrew Green?

  10. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cant we all sue her under the new equality act , I heard on the BBC that smeone can sue if they are offened by a 3rd party .

  11. 15
    B. Job says:

    She should stick to using her mouth to eat with. Wink wink.

  12. 18
    The last quango in paris says:

    I was always taught to engage brain before gob! If sal can’t remember the next quote ” too many tweets make a twat”

  13. 19
    Sue Lawley says:

    Can I sue her as well?

  14. 20
    Observer says:

    This slut’s tongue is looser than her sexual code when single and available to anyone who bought her a large chardonnay

  15. 22
    Fire and Brimstone says:

    What is it with lefties? If they don’t agree with something, they go right over the top and use the most extreme and fearsome language to condemn the other opinion.

    Couldn’t she just say – I don’t agree with their conclusions, rather than it’s “dangerous propaganda”??

    It’s like saying the government is about to “destroy the welfare state” or “destroy the NHS” when they are in fact only proposing some reform. There are so many examples – it’s a leftie modus operandi.

    • 46
      four percent s*ciopaths says:

      It’s really quite simple: you are attacking their religion and thus a heretic who partakes of evil. Once that judgement has been made, then can do as they please to you in good conscience.

      • 69
        Fire and Brimstone says:

        Spot on.

      • 198
        Susie says:

        And there’s no religious fanatic worse than a convert… Sally Bercow: ex-Marlborough College public schoolgirl and Keeble, Oxford where she was secretary to the Oxford University Conservative Association.

        I know where she’s coming from — a desperate social climber who failed to impress the Oxford toffs she so wanted to join, so went lefty out of pique. Pathetic.

        • 271
          Slackbladder goes forth and multiplies says:

          The same conservative association that had a problem with an ex-president rigging the ballot for his successor perhaps?

          Oxford; it’s just nowhere near as classy as Durham.

  16. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Hitler and Mosely DID use such arguments, so what’s the problem ?

    • 43
      apropro says:

      you are such a contrast of the reasonable and objectionable Anon…bad day ?

    • 276
      Allan@Aberdeen says:

      Really? When did Hitler or Mosley encounter such open-door mass immigration of 3rd-worlders for them to declare opposition to it? The phenomenon of mass immigration post-dates by several decades both Hitler and Mosley.

  17. 31
    Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

    The wife of the Squeaker of the House of Commons, a Labour MP you say, what’s the World coming to? Is she Lady Sqeakeress, MP? Do they allow open toed sandals in the home of democracy and Mother of Parliaments? Is Ed Mini-Band called BedEd when he gets up in the morning and DeadEd when he does the gardening? Why Nazi and not Stalin? Life is full of so many imponderables. Maybe she can do a radio broadcast with I. Dale and earn some of the legal fees she is soooooo going to need.

    • 33
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      she didnt get elected did she ?

      • 39

        She didn’t even get selected.

        • 45
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Thanks Bill , knew it was one of em .

        • 86
          Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

          erected rhymes with selected and elected. Can someone else think of a decent joke that alludes to that slightly filthy connection? I literally cannot be arsed since i despise that wretched woman and all she stands for.

          I also despise what two John Bercows stand for as he is so short. Most definatelty two pounds of shit in a one pound bag…… much like a 2 for 1 offer ay Pound island or whatever the feck those chav shops are called.

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Ta GF

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            @Brubaker

            Have posted the links to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacre” but until a Certain Someone gets off the pot, you will not be able to see them.

            “…injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected” but visibility to you, thanks to a certain autoprocedure here, cannot be effected, even after the elapse of 12 hours.

        • 199
          Susie says:

          And it was for Westminster Council, not for a parliamentary seat. Pathetic.

      • 51
        Bob says:

        Err, no.

  18. 34
    Bub says:

    Mrs B prides herself in her outspoken honesty… shame she does no research before opening her mouth about issues she just mimicks other lefties on!

  19. 35
    TheE17Tory says:

    why the fuck is this ‘dont call me ‘speakers wife’, but am happy to live off the fact that I am’ on Sky News in the first place???!!!

  20. 41
    Arnold Hilter says:

    Her mouth is almost as big as her Hunt.

  21. 49
    Anonymous says:

    This is the country that was taking cleaners and potters as skilled migrants.

  22. 50
    Kim Jong Ed says:

    HELLO!

    Everything is rosy in the Labour Garden.

    Gordon’s had his fizzy orange and has summarily defacated.

    Can anyone recommend me a good No.2? *titter ye not* I don’t mean Gordon.

  23. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Her Tounge is a loose as her Hoon

  24. 54
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Actully , however stupid her remarks , If that what she thinks , then so be it .

  25. 55
    Aldous P J Walderblurt says:

    Once upon a time there wasn’t a story.

  26. 56
    Aldous P J Walderblurt says:

    now you see it now you don’t

  27. 58
    Cassandrina says:

    The slapper needs a slap but married to Bercow means she is just a stupid Labour (s)trumpet who can get limitless exposure.
    She will eventually bring it upon herself, and hopefully on him – then they can join the rest of the public outside the Westminster bubble.

  28. 62
    Time for a quiet puke..... says:

    What is it with these Berkowitzes?

  29. 64
    Arrifmatik Edukashun says:

    There are 10,000 young people living in a town looking for work.

    There are 8,000 jobs suitable for young people available in that town.

    If 8,000 of those 10,000 young people take jobs, 2,000 young people living in that town are left out of work.

    However, 3,000 immigrants have recently arrived in the town looking for work, and have taken 2,000 of those 8,000 jobs.

    So in the end, only 6,000 of those 10,000 young people can find a job.

    Result – there are now 1,000 unemployed immigrants in the town, and 2,000 more unemployed young locals than there would have been without the immigration.

    • 89

      There are 1,000 companies in the town each looking to hire 8 staff.

      Before the immigrants, there would have been a pool of 10,000 people who were suitable for the jobs.

      With the immigrants, there is a pool of 13,000 people who are suitable.

      The companies wish to employ the best people for the jobs, and the bigger pool means better talent can be found.

      Having filled the vacancies with the best people for the job, the companies make a healthy profit and expand. This creates 3,000 more jobs for the unemployed immigrants and young locals.

      Result – everybody finds a job.

      • 90

        Damnit, 5,000 more jobs.

        Still the point stands.

        • 219
          White Van Man says:

          Get it right you fucking mong!

        • 244
          Archer Karcher says:

          What Duncan Stott fails to tell anyone is that according to EU official statistics, 95% of all immigrants into the EU and thus the UK, are unskilled. The tosh regarding a “bigger pool of talent” is, as usual with the Duncan Stott’s of this world, disingenuous propaganda, designed to “sell” the balkanisation of the UK, to the gullible.

      • 99
        Mr Plum says:

        Immigrant gets a job, brings over family has lots of kids, public services cannot cope, need more school places larger hospitals, government puts up tax’s, companies say bugger this and move abroad.

        • 109
          scouse twat says:

          I call it plughole syndrome

        • 145

          Immigrant gets a job, fills a vacancy, pays taxes, funds the public services their family uses.

          Lots of immigrants get jobs, fill lots of vacancies, pay lots of tax, government cuts tax’s (sic), economy grows, companies come to Britain to take advantage of good business climate.

          • Mr Plum says:

            Your scenario might just work if for every immigrant that gets a job we send one of our unemployed back to his country

          • HenryV says:

            You should have done economics not engineering at uni’. Utter bollocks like that needs to be certified.

          • White Van Man says:

            Another twat looking to wind people up to get hits on his shit blog, I can tell your a one dimensional prick with all the fucking pie charts.

            I’ll spell it out for you seeing as your a think twat.

            Immigration is more than a mathematical economic issue, try talking to real people about it and that’s where you’ll find the real answers, not by looking at fucking pie charts.

            WVM 1 – 0 Pie Chart Geeks

          • WVM, I know opposition to immigration is about more than economics, in fact one of the first posts on my shit blog was called ‘immigration is not about economics’. The supposed economic ‘arguments’ against immigration are weaker than The Independent’s turnover. They’re just a distraction because the anti-immigration lobby want to mask the real reasons they hold their views.

            I speak to real people all the time. Some of those real people are immigrants. I know the crap they are put through by the government, the press and a minority of the public.

            1 – 2

          • Allan@Aberdeen says:

            That’s why our economy is performing so well, isn’t it Duncan?

      • 112
        D Cameron says:

        If I don’t hear from the EU president by 11 o clock then a state of war will exist between the EU and England.

  30. 65
    says:

    Stupid know nothing Socialist Hunt.

  31. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway i blame the French

  32. 67
    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    A stupid twat with shit for brains, married to a fucking midget with shit for teeth.

    What do you expect?

  33. 76
    Digger says:

    Thought libel was personal to and about the person?

  34. 80
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Hmmmmmmmm……… I would knob her but she would have to refrain from talking ! As they say,” Silence is golden”.

  35. 82
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Apart from the fact she is married to the midget speaker how does this stupid bitch get the gigs she gets ? What discernable ability as a politician does she have ?

  36. 83
    Dave H. says:

    All accepted, but would you?

  37. 84
    H.M.S Whimbrel says:

    O/T the BBC and NUJ have bottled it thanks to Ed the new leader [nothing to do with the shot* storm hanging over them of lol ]!

    • 91
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      I, for one, would be glad to see the BBC disbanded, privatised and realised into the real world, would also save me lots of cash !!

    • 96
      caesars wife says:

      BBc has been trying not to have its bias exposed and what better than to have a strike when anything that counters totalitarian socialism is on , i must admitt I was very close to agreeing with the calls for it to be sold off ,

  38. 93
    caesars wife says:

    After hearing that as from Today you can be sued for saying somthing in office that offends some else who herd/was listening to it , , I am rather worried that my introductions and chat up lines could be costly .

    However the thought that a placed lab stasi will be seeking to put you in court is the least of worries and thereby bring equality unto the new stiffling aura of banter . wonder if it will affect blogging ? I mean is red ed offensive where does it end , I mean what if your correcting somes behaviour ?

    whilst party discipline does indeed make goverment it is perhaps not the job of the whip to be too quick to judge what is worthy within a broad church , although I equally accept that not all ideas are appropiate at certain times and so may be parked , if deemed heretics are to be publically burned , then a unanimous vote of condemation driven by the clique self interest view of economy is rather worrying , I see nothing wrong in country first political belief even if its not cool or gains much voter traction in these days of fragmented lives

    I hope the conference goes well , it should do after all these ideas have been put forward , despite the strain , I doubt many conservatives would think they havent had a good clean and tidy up , and are in better shape than for many a year .
    Ime off for a while going to do some more work on GM diabolical before the fabian corpratists ruin somthing else, I dont think I can forgive labour for oppressing the organic view for so many years .

  39. 94
    SallyFan says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha! You bunch of closet Tea Baggers!

    She’s an absolute gem! And she’ll outlast that living dead zombie of a husk you call “Thatcher” by years and years and years and years!

    Oh, and years!!

    • 98
      pompa per calcestruzzo says:

      That’s because Thatcher is about 50 years older than Bercow you fucking moron. Fucking hell you’re a thick troll!

      Don’t forget, Thatcher was an elected MP and PM.

      What the fuck has Bercow done apart from shout her fucking mouth off about stuff she doesn’t know.

      You massive fucking tit, LOL!

    • 101
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      Have you considered getting your doctor to Section you…… ?? Numpty twat !!

  40. 95
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/8037264/Indonesian-women-caned-for-selling-food-during-Muslim-festival-of-Ramadan.html

    perhaps she could get a dose of this punishment, once we have shite laws in place !!

    • 97
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      Oops, sorry, meant to say Sharia Law…… such a loving, gentle and understanding religion !!

  41. 100
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sally Bercow takes the form of a perfect tube. The two fundamental orifices either end are extensive and anything can go in or come out without the impedance of any other intervening matter between them.

    • 102
      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      perfect tube….. or loves the lube??

      • 116
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        Best to use lube for anal, as the Squeaker always reminds her when she’s strapping the dildo on.

        • 133
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          I hope she destroys his anal sphincter. Without the crap in him, he would be nothing.

    • 113
      Zippy says:

      same lack of restriction between the ears judging by the comments moniker..shes such a twatess

      • 134
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Go zippy! Go! Quite right. Are you new here or posting under a pseud-pseudonym as I suspect?

    • 215
      HenryV says:

      I thought they were striking on the tube? Or is this a different tube? Sorry I am an ignorant Midlander and unsure of these sophisticated southern ways.

  42. 117
    Sir Roderick Spode says:

    Young Johnnie Bercow should tan his wife’s arse and give her a damned good rogering. If he’s not up to it I’ll do the job meself.

  43. 119
    Bob Page says:

    Stupid, lanky, pisshead bitch.

  44. 120
    Dr Snot says:

    Your ‘friends at the Index of Censorship’! What the hell are you doing associating with that lot Fawkes? It’s a pressure group for political correctness, an enemy of free speech and an apologist for murderers of ‘those who insult Islam’.

    http://www.stephenpollard.net/001872.html

    No wonder they’re siding with that loathsome Labourite bint Ms Bercow. Shame on you for being taken in.

    • 239
      old git says:

      it’s significant that the tone of Guido’s update paragraph is a) far removed from the tone of the first and b) facing in completely the opposite moral direction.

      One can’t help suspecting the intervention of m’learned friends in this revision process …

      Will it be ‘Vote for Sally’ next?

    • 279
      J Pesach says:

      So you’ve managed to find a single quote, which was taken out of context, from 2004 to condemn a charity which campaigns across the Arab world for free expression. Index has published some of the most cutting-edge journalism anywhere in the world for four decades – including much which is offensive to religious leaders. Was instrumental in the Rushdie case and to this day has editors on the ground in places like Iran and Egypt who risk their lives.

  45. 121
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Circle line Sally didnt slide her way up the greasy pole by keeping her mouth shut

  46. 122
    Jimmy says:

    “Sir Andrew Green has made moves to start legal action”

    As opposed to starting legal action. Now where have I heard that before?

    “Verbal diarrhea sufferer”

    Ah that’s where.

  47. 124
    angelnstar says:

    http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/10/01/fight-the-bias-of-the-big-brother-corporation/

    BREAKING NEWS. The BBC finally gives up plans to black Cameron’s speech at the Tory conference. 6 O’Clock News so blatantly biased against Boris it was a joke!

  48. 127
    Women! Know your place! says:

    The squeaker needs to give her a good slap and get her behind the sink washing a few dishes and doing some girly cooking.

    • 171
      A Mail Shownavest says:

      Ooooh you’ve whetted my appetite . . . go on then . . what next . . . ?

  49. 128
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Are you certain thet Mrs. Bercow will be found, “Fit to plead”?

  50. 129
    Doc Barterin' says:

    No much support from the doctors for making them the bag carrier for the privatisation of the NHS.

    • 205
      Susie says:

      Of course they don’t. GPs might actually have to do some work and take responsibility for their patients, instead of swanning off on holiday every other week and leaving them at the mercy of some immigrant locum the minute 5 o’clock comes around.

      • 246
        Doc Barterin' says:

        No. They’ll they’ll be spending more time managing budgets, competing – financially – against the doctor down the road, saving money at the expense of patient care, hiring in private firms (caring only about profit) to do it as they haven’t the expertise/interest/time. The number of ‘middle managers’ employed ‘by’ the NHS will double, treble et al until eventually the corporate winner gets the contract. Even less bothered about patient care compared to profit. You think the service we get from doctors is bad now? Seen nothing yet.

        • 251
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          One of the strange things about france is it has a fairly private health care system (propped up by the tax system and government rules of course).

          One result is that all the doctors migrate to places with beaches.

  51. 130
    nell says:

    She’s a very typical totalitarian labourite isn’t she? Label any organisation or anyone as proponents of hitler, if they dare to express a view that does not accord with her trotskyite socialist dogma. Not much into free speech is she? except her own.

    And like other labourites she’s happy to live high on taxayer’s money no expenses spared, courtesy of her role as wife of the speaker, just so long as she’s not expected to behave with any dignity or integrity.

  52. 131
    Christy says:

    Brains dynamite and cap spring to mind.

  53. 132
    anonymous says:

    her tongue would serve us all better if she started licking the M1 and continued until all the motorways in the UK were clean

  54. 137
    White Van Man says:

    She’s fucking doolally bitch, always has been, I’m sure she’s taking lithium.

  55. 139
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    That’s not a face. It is a set of female genitals with eyes.

    • 147
      • 149
        pompa per calcestruzzo says:

        Nice one Fawkes, your fucking mod has dinged my link!

        • 155
          scouse twat says:

          There you go.
          http://tinyurl.com/9g89n

        • 164
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Repost as you probably missed it on “David Miliband Statement”

          Concrete category
          http://tinyurl.com/36hcmar

          Particularly:
          A concrete category is a pair (C,U) such that
          * C is a category, and
          * U is a faithful functor C → Set (the category of sets and functions).
          (Not looking good so far cp!)

          Fast forward to Implicit structure of concrete categories:
          Given a concrete category (C,U) and a cardinal number N, let UN

          You must watch that ‘Natural Transformation’ or it could cause problems…
          :-) CRMM

          • pompa per calcestruzzo says:

            Err…something about heavy maths and c*nt. Remember CRMM, i sell plant for a living.

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Gordon Brown was a plant. Pity you could not have sold him to a far off buyer.

            I did not know that you sold plant, though I knew you were in the construction industry somewhere. I used to finance your sort of stuff in the old days, amongst other things. Must be difficult to do nowadays. None of the c*nting banks want to lend anything.

  56. 148
    Mr Plum says:

    Just wondered, is she an oracle, why would anyone be interested in her opinion

  57. 152
    Anonymous says:

    My daughter was doing a project for school about political blogs.

    This is how she rated them:

    LibDem Voice – 1/10

    LabourList – 0/10

    ConHome – 2/10 – although she thought many of the comments were boring and stupid.

    Order-Order – 9/10 for the excellent witty comments and great stories that don’t appear on the TV news or in the newspapers.

  58. 154
    Yawn the boring and sad act left.........zzzzzzzzzzz says:

    No one gives a fuck about Hitler anymore, the lefties are going to bore future generations with these boogeyman tales and constant dining off past glories.

  59. 156
    OiOi says:

    Here’s a new ad from the lefties down under.

    Break The Habit.

    • 236
      biffo says:

      So many people busily telling the rest of us what to do. Fuck off you c***s. Simples!

  60. 157
    Woe Betide says:

    She needs to gang raped by a tribe of Ugandan war lords

  61. 159
    • 165
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      She could suck the numbers off a pool ball.

      • 175
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Or a golf ball though a garden hose.

        • 179
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Please do not be too offended if I say that I am not always convinced that your moniker masks the identity of a properly brought-up lady!

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Of course I fucking am – what sort of c u n t thinks that I’m not

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            I am so, so sorry. It is so obvious that I was completely and utterly mistaken, madam. What breeding! Ah! You just do not encounter that sort of refinement often nowadays.

  62. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Silly Moo

  63. 167
    Anonymous says:

    No comment

  64. 172
    nell says:

    Ok beaten by the automod. Usually it’s a good challenge to try and beat it but I’m too tired tonight.

  65. 174
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The famously loose bit of Sally isn’t her tongue Guido is it?

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  67. 186
    Sally Bigcow says:

    I am a Big Cow with a big gob !

  68. 188
    scouse twat says:

    Brown is in More4

  69. 190
    Observer says:

    Has Guido been got at? The update makes one think so.

    • 195
      Whatever says:

      A big tongue and a loose mouth sounds good to me.

      Or was it a big mouth and a loose tongue?

      Whatever.

  70. 193
    The Watcher says:

    Why did Bercow marry a communist?

  71. 202
    Cuckoo says:

    Just the fact that these representatives of the ruling parties are living out their dream, at our expense, in probably the most prestigious address in London other than Buckingham Palace, should have you all seriously concerned, if not for shame of what you did with your vote.

  72. 209
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    She certainly isnt snow white but he is one of the dwarves

  73. 212
    Christy says:

    The last name says it all really (BERK).

  74. 222
    Voice of Treason says:

    She doesn’t really need a big mouth considering the size of her husbands dick.

  75. 223
    QWERTY says:

    She really is an old dog.

  76. 225
    Voice of Treason says:

    We’re all going to fucking die whatever. Does anything really matter except what you can screw out of this sick lousy country. If Hitler had won we would have no fucking Israel and no fucking Middle East problem. The youth of Britain would have been clean, healthy living individuals, no litter on the streets and no ethnic c-unts messing it all up and no binge drinking. We would have brilliant engineering and full employment without benefit scroungers. This country would have been great and the idle bastards on benefits would have to work for a living.

    And what have we now. Fucking shitty Israel, fucking sand Arabs who want to kill all of us with their suicide mssions. And idle ignorant chavs laughing at those who work for a living. Great Britain – more like Grate Britain.

  77. 227
    Voice of Treason says:

    We’re all mad on this site. Why not just screw this fucking awful country for what it’s worth and ignore all these establishment c-unts. Fuck money, if you’ve got enough to live on why bother? Next week we’ll be subjected to Alan ‘ aren’t I a clever fucker’ Sugar reviewing his ‘apprentices’ in his corporate greedy view of the world. If Hitler had won, this grizzled c-unt wouldn’t now exist and the human race would be better off. Clean, clean living with healthy people and no stinking excessive greed swines to pull us down.

  78. 228
    Tapestry says:

    I regret to inform Mrs Bercow that the minimum wage is the main cause of youth unemployment.

    http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/10/rising-minimum-wage-is-crazy.html

  79. 230
    Ed and Franny get down and eco-dirty says:

  80. 240
    Sally " Bigger flaps then Concord" Bercow says:

    Any references to John’s little dick should be addressed to Tracey Temple as she has muchos experience of chipolatas with Lard Prescott of Pauline Towers

  81. 241
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I will opening our Party Conference with this old chestnut………..

    Why did Gandhi not wear underwear?

    Because he like the Freedom Of Movement.

  82. 243
    Simon says:

    Why give this silly (Ber) Cow airspace? She’s only ‘reported’ because she bonks the Speaker.

  83. 245
  84. 249
    Chris Huhne says:

    Will the bastards who broke into my house yesterday and sprayed ‘Retarded Hunt’ on the wall please return my colouring books and my Action Man collection.

    • 264
      Unsworth says:

      They’ve got it absolutely right though, haven’t they? You are a Retard. See, if you call them ‘bastards’ and then say ‘please return’ they’re really not going to try too hard, are they?

  85. 250
    Martin Day BBC Political Correspondent says:

    Political blogger,Guido Fawkes is facing a challenge from union leader Bob Crow.

    Mr Crow, general secretary of the RMT union, claims Guido Fawkes might break his pledge to attend a rally against public spending cuts.

    “It will be a clear signal he’s already abandoning working people,” he said.

    The TUC is planning to hold the rally on 19 October and Mr Crow says there is speculation that Guido Fawkes will fail to appear.

    • 268
      Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

      Hope you will be going on strike with the rest of the BBC numpty, during the conservative party conference!

  86. 252
    anonymous says:

    one law for the police one law for the rest

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/sep/24/mark-saunders-inquest-barrister-gun

    they don’t make headline news, because the elites don’t want us to know, but are very fond of acting outside the law and killing people

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8037833/Man-who-supplied-Raoul-Moat-shooting-taser-commits-suicide-after-losing-licence.html

    nothing to see here, move right along

    • 256
      Anonymous says:

      the drunk arse brought it on himself.

      • 265
        anonymous says:

        wanker

        irrespective of individual folly does it make it okay for the police to become judge and jury?

        my answer is NO the police are acting outside the law

  87. 257
    The Watcher says:

    Harriet Harm Man has just made it illegal to tell jokes about anything. I think we need to start a mass joke – in.

  88. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Hey, I thought it was Saturday!

  89. 261
    Indigo says:

    Two minutes into “Beyond Westminster” (Radio 4, 11:00 today), I had to turn off the radio. There were two people on the programme who were pathetically still in denial about the result of the last general election, and the presenter was just letting their falsehoods go unchallenged: some female (I don’t know who it was) asserted that the Conservatives did not win. Well, duh, Cameron’s party won more seats and more votes than Labour or the LibDems, just not the synthetic “overall majority”.

    If I am in competition with you for cupcakes, and I end up with 306 cupcakes whereas you have only 258 cupcakes, it is obvious that I have won.

    Please, Prime Minister, do something about the BBC. Several months ago I cancelled my tv licence so that I am not helping to pay for this rubbish put out by the BBC newsroom.

  90. 267
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/8038088/Spending-review-George-Osborne-hits-back-in-Tory-defence-battle.html

    So now we know. Failed labour locked the government into buying cold war weapons that we don’t need leaving little or no money to buy the weapons that our troops on the front line do need to keep them alive.

    I wonder why that is? It can’t be, can it? that those cold war, out of date, useless, weapons are the one’s being manufactured in the north and scotland where labour has it heartland?

    Jobs for votes rather than much needed weapons for fighting troops?!!

    That’s uncaring, self serving labour all over!!

  91. 270
    Oh come on says:

    Nothing about Waesi’s nonsense or dorries departure from reality

    You really are a class a Hunt

  92. 272
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @Prof Brubaker. Here is the Arlo Guthrie link:

    http://tinyurl.com/36kjnyp

    There is also a part2 to the right. Best protest song ever! ‘Alice’s Restaurant’ rocks.

  93. 273
    Anonymous says:

    since 1997 80% of New Jobs have gone to Migrants
    http://tinyurl.com/yh69x7p

    If we still NEED migrants to fill skills shortages, doesn’t that mean westminster has fucked up our education system.

  94. 275
    Little Billy in class says:

    Ah The great green and recycle swindle, tell the big teacher in Rome to leave us kids alone and use a condom



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