September 30th, 2010

Bruiser Brown’s Boy Stays

Yesterday’s man and old time bruiser Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers, but that doesn’t mean he won’t still have a finger in the pie. His Special Advisor Gary Follis, former spinner for Alliance and Leicester and Amicus, is ultra-loyal and was the fixer’s fixer right up until the election. Out of government, Brown had to share his SpAd, and he’s been on loan to the Shadow Leader of the House – Rosie Winterton. It seems Follis will keep his job under the new Chief Whip and Brown’s old way of doing things looks set to continue…


  1. 1
    Mark Oaten says:

    I like that photo.


    • 10
      Going Postal says:

      the idea of felching leaves a nasty taste in my mouth


      • 17
        A lying, cheating, duplicitous, paranoid control freak, liar, and sanctimonious hypocrite says:

        He certainly had his finger in MY pie!!

        MMMM – luverly while it lasted – and so . . . . reassuring !!!!


    • 12
      Pay attention to detail says:

      He may well be a backbencher but he will sit on the backbenches for the rest of his career.


      • 24
        Red☭Ed says:

        Just like my loser brother David banana boy Milibliar!


      • 25
        Pay attention to detail that boy! #2 says:

        Guido may be correct!

        He may indeed be sitting on one or more backbenchers!

        Time to draw a vale over that one – or would that be veil as in Hazel?


        • 107
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          a vale is a deep valley between two mountains. a veil is a piece of filmy cloth that partially conceals an object. The use of either in the context is deeply disturbing, not to say nauseating


    • 26
      inspecting the devil's bottom says:

      Like anyone gives a toss about these parasites.


      • 35
        Red☭Ed says:

        Do you know nothing!
        In the Black Book of Communism page 6 paragraph 6 quoting Great Leader Stalin; You have to keep kicking them even when they’re down!


    • 49
      Sir William Waad says:



  2. 2
    Potkettle says:

    Not quite first


  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Meet the new boss same as old boss


    • 82
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      It’s great – the brooding presence of Fat Turd Nick Brown will remind people of all the nastiness of Gordon’s Stasi.

      I’m also hoping that fuckwits like Kevan Jones and Ben Bradshaw get voted on to the Shadow Cabinet.


  4. 4
    White Van Man says:

    Has he got fuckin SHIT on his face?


  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Red Ed has gone to the dark side already


  6. 7
    John Cipher says:

    Bruising Browns arse more like!


  7. 9
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If you can loan spads , Shouldnt there be a transfer window ?


  8. 11
    Hazel Bleary Arse says:

    We was well wicked, blud! Wicked and malicious in a rub a dub styleee.


  9. 13
    the old Dufflebag says:

    piece of shit appropriately made up for an interview…bigot


  10. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway who will win the Ryder cup ?


  11. 15
    pintandapisstheorist says:

    Isn’t it incredible that the twat David Milibore, the great banana holder, actually seemed positively statesmanlike when set against his prat of a sibling!


    • 22
      Potkettle says:

      the beauty of it is, how it has shown the lefties up for what they are again

      Kinnochio “We’ve got our party back”

      It doesnt matter how much Ed says he wont lurch to the left it wont matter cos the lunatics have retaken the asylum.

      They are already more left than Castro and still going


  12. 18
    Martin Day BBC Crime Correspondent says:

    A House of Commons official was jailed for nine months today for siphoning off nearly £6,000 in fake MPs’ expenses claims.

    Andrew Gibson, 49, a budget officer in the Parliamentary Fees Office, came up with a “planned and carefully executed fraud” to pay off gambling debts, Southwark Crown Court in central London heard.

    He admitted drawing up false invoices in the names of three former MPs following the 2005 General Election and then paying the cash into the bank account of his friend, Toni Pomfret.


  13. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He looks like Jabba the hut !


  14. 20
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    It going take years to get rid of the Bliar Brown poison.


    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      Only to be superceded by Con/Lib poison.


      • 104
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        When are you lot going to apologise to the nation for making a dog’s breakfast of the economy and admit that QE is merely the modern version of the medaeval practice of coin-clipping?


  15. 21
    Moley says:

    Ed gave the ex Chief whip the boot.

    I dislike it intensely when these labour people do things that are so obviously right and sensible. It stands the world on its head.


  16. 23
    In my opinion says:

    Is Hazel Blears a leprechaun, a goblin, a troll or all three with a dash of Labour c-untiness thrown in?


    • 27
      Someone who knows about these things says:

      Be a very small hune I’m afraid.

      Still, some like them that way.


      • 113
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Particularly if she has a flat head to rest your pint on while she’s honking you off


    • 60
      Anonymous says:

      She is all of those plus a very large portion of troughing thrown in to the mix. Fortunately for her (but not for the taxpayers) the voters in the constituency condoned/supported her & she was re-elected to the gravy train.
      Brillo did his usual brilliant job & exposed her for what she truly is when he questioned her today.


  17. 28
    Backwoodsman says:

    When I commented yesterday,I pointed out that nick brown was a worthless c*unt. Unfortunately this was modded to say he was a huhne. For the sake of good order, I would like to clarify this and reconfirm that nick brown really is a worthless c*unt.


  18. 30
    Red Ed Militant says:

    We’re all being optimistic together


  19. 32
    Ed Balls the Kettle boiler says:

    Brown looks like he is talking sh*te. Nothing new then.


  20. 33
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Poor Woods all on his own


  21. 34
    Hazel Blears says:

    I would like to talk about inverted nipples


  22. 40
    Ben Bradshaw says:

    Oh, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David Miliband. You massive pussy.


    • 94
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      That is the first time in your life you have ever thought about pussy you sanctimonious little huhne


  23. 41
    Red Ed Militant ™ says:

    So, now the conference is over, do I go back to Labour Party HQ or Unite’s head office?


    • 44
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      how about helmand ?


      • 103
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Silly Billy. When it comes to wars, the Labour party only do the difficult bit of manufacturing the evidence to get other people to do the fighting Actually fighting the wars is left to other, less important people. Any sociallist know of any Labour MP who offered their specialist skills to aid our troops in theatre? (How to make money by fiddling expenses has no interest to even General officers.) Any medical personnel? Maybe an ex-serviceman or 2 who could have released a fighting soldier to frontline duty by filling in a a home base for a few months? Thought not.


    • 51
      Winter of Discontent says:

      Report to Bob Crow, your lord and master.


      • 69
        Calling all new labour activists! says:

        All former New Labour drones will report to their nearest re-education camp, to be re-programmed by Komrade trade union masters.

        Failure to comply will mean expulsion from The Party. Present your papers to the guards – er – the Komrades – at the gate.

        Please make sure all your family affairs are in order in case your “re-education” takes “longer” than usual.


    • 76
      Milly Mummy says:

      No come back and tidy your room and then wash your hands for tea.


  24. 45
    Red Ed Militant ™ says:

    So I say to you Conference, go back to your constituencies and fart about for 5 years.


  25. 46
    Sir William Waad says:

    Are we still paying salaries to Mr Brown and Mr Follicle? If so, why?


  26. 47
    GrimeLord says:

    O/T Just read the article regarding “Thrifty” Eric Pickles, what a hero (even for a fat Northerner).

    He’e even turned the heating down at Whitehal to save some cash.


    • 86
      Ratsniffer says:

      I just read it too…it’s a bit sneery in tone though, as if demanding cuts in waste is somehow quaintly old fashioned. Pickles should go much much further. There are still lots of crazy “inclusion” projects set up by NooLabour which could be safely chopped off at the knees and no one would notice. Sort it Eric!


    • 87
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      ha. heating controls in the hands of a fat lad.

      Everyone else would need two jumpers to make up the difference.


    • 98
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      The safety elf will be after him like a fox after a piglet come November. Nice headline but the temperature in office accomodation is supposed to be at least 70Degrees fahenheit.


      • 102
        South of the M4 says:

        Regulation 7 of the Work Place Regulations Act states that:

        During working hours, the temperature in all workplaces inside buildings shall be reasonable. However, the application of the regulation depends on the nature of the workplace i.e. a bakery, a cold store, an office, a warehouse. The temperature in workrooms should normally be at least 16 degrees Celsius (60F) unless much of the work involves severe physical effort in which case the temperature should be at least 13 degrees Celsius.

        I guess the ‘severe physical effort ‘ is out then. Sorry to be picky. That extra 10F could cost the country a fortune.


  27. 52
    In my opinion says:

    At the risk of sounding a bit ruthless and heartless, can’t we just arrange for all former Labour ministers to be carted off to some jungle where the inhabitants eat humans as part of their regular diet? Nick Brown and John Prescott alone would feed them for about six months.


  28. 53
    Hattie Hardon says:

    Did you see my barn storming speech, packed with wit and world class one-liners? . No niether did I, I must have left it back in the hotel.


  29. 54
    Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

    I have it in very good authority that, outside of being a fixer, hitman enforcer and relatively poor excuse for a human being, Nick is a very nice man who likes Opera, the Arts, Theatre, sunny days, butterflies and pussy cats.


  30. 56
    Guido says:

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    • 61
      The White Eared Elephant says:

      sorry, I am too busy helping the wife of the Late Nigerian President, Sonny Abacha, move $20 million out of the country. So far I have paid $50,000 in taxes and transfer fees and am waiting to get the money.


  31. 57
    Shower Power says:

    Was Kim il Ed promoted to four star wa+ker at the conference? I missed most of it in the shower.


  32. 59
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who will win the Ashes ?


  33. 62
    Ed Balls (Music Hall comedian) says:

    What do you call a woman with two C*unts?

    Mrs Miliband


  34. 65
    In my opinion says:

    I didn’t see Harriet’s speech but judging by the comments here, sounds like Ayesha wrote lots of corking one liners for her.


    • 88
      Ratsniffer says:

      The pursed lipped Hateman couldn’t be funny if she tried. She and the NuLabour Sisters of Misery are all piss and vinegar.


      • 92
        The White Eared Elephant says:

        I’d knob her. As long as Dromey had not been there first.


        • 99
          Hatty 'Davros' Harman says:

          Jack’s a sweet guy really but his ‘thingy’ hasn’t worked properly for years. I blame it on a life long diet of pickled eggs and whippets.


          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Trouble is no one else can get a look-in because Jack has declared it a “closed shop”


  35. 73
    Outlier says:

    The man is an incompetent, bumbling idiot – rather like his namesake and erstwhile leader. Remember his pathetic handling of the foot and mouth crisis in 2002?


  36. 81
    Anonymous says:

    For a change tell us some thing (positive) about the current government! Looks like nothing is there.


  37. 96
    Ian E says:

    ‘Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers’

    A fate I am sure, given his sexuality, that he would happily accept!


  38. 100
    Ed Ball (Music Hall Comedia) says:

    ‘eres a funny thing, a bungee jumper who stole from his employer has just been given a suspended sentence!


  39. 114
    Rat's Arse says:

    Rosie Winterton, old Baldilocks. Shame!


  40. 115
    QWERTY says:

    Has Nick Brown been licking Gordon’s ring again? Nick Robinson will be getting upset. That was his starter for tonight.


  41. 117
    Phoney Tony says:

    According to Guido … Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbencheRs …. hmmmm – was that a typo – or are labour backbencheRs really required to commit themselves that much, since I recall reading Nick Brown is a follower of ‘the lifestyle’ ?


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Mycroft says:

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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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