September 30th, 2010

Bruiser Brown’s Boy Stays

Yesterday’s man and old time bruiser Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers, but that doesn’t mean he won’t still have a finger in the pie. His Special Advisor Gary Follis, former spinner for Alliance and Leicester and Amicus, is ultra-loyal and was the fixer’s fixer right up until the election. Out of government, Brown had to share his SpAd, and he’s been on loan to the Shadow Leader of the House – Rosie Winterton. It seems Follis will keep his job under the new Chief Whip and Brown’s old way of doing things looks set to continue…


  1. 1
    Mark Oaten says:

    I like that photo.

  2. 2
    Potkettle says:

    Not quite first

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Meet the new boss same as old boss

  4. 4
    White Van Man says:

    Has he got fuckin SHIT on his face?

  5. 5
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    From rimming Gordon.

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Red Ed has gone to the dark side already

  7. 7
    John Cipher says:

    Bruising Browns arse more like!

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No he just gave Mark O a snog :)

  9. 9
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If you can loan spads , Shouldnt there be a transfer window ?

  10. 10
    Going Postal says:

    the idea of felching leaves a nasty taste in my mouth

  11. 11
    Hazel Bleary Arse says:

    We was well wicked, blud! Wicked and malicious in a rub a dub styleee.

  12. 12
    Pay attention to detail says:

    He may well be a backbencher but he will sit on the backbenches for the rest of his career.

  13. 13
    the old Dufflebag says:

    piece of shit appropriately made up for an interview…bigot

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway who will win the Ryder cup ?

  15. 15
    pintandapisstheorist says:

    Isn’t it incredible that the twat David Milibore, the great banana holder, actually seemed positively statesmanlike when set against his prat of a sibling!

  16. 16
    D Miliblair says:

    I know the feeling

  17. 17
    A lying, cheating, duplicitous, paranoid control freak, liar, and sanctimonious hypocrite says:

    He certainly had his finger in MY pie!!

    MMMM – luverly while it lasted – and so . . . . reassuring !!!!

  18. 18
    Martin Day BBC Crime Correspondent says:

    A House of Commons official was jailed for nine months today for siphoning off nearly £6,000 in fake MPs’ expenses claims.

    Andrew Gibson, 49, a budget officer in the Parliamentary Fees Office, came up with a “planned and carefully executed fraud” to pay off gambling debts, Southwark Crown Court in central London heard.

    He admitted drawing up false invoices in the names of three former MPs following the 2005 General Election and then paying the cash into the bank account of his friend, Toni Pomfret.

  19. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He looks like Jabba the hut !

  20. 20
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    It going take years to get rid of the Bliar Brown poison.

  21. 21
    Moley says:

    Ed gave the ex Chief whip the boot.

    I dislike it intensely when these labour people do things that are so obviously right and sensible. It stands the world on its head.

  22. 22
    Potkettle says:

    the beauty of it is, how it has shown the lefties up for what they are again

    Kinnochio “We’ve got our party back”

    It doesnt matter how much Ed says he wont lurch to the left it wont matter cos the lunatics have retaken the asylum.

    They are already more left than Castro and still going

  23. 23
    In my opinion says:

    Is Hazel Blears a leprechaun, a goblin, a troll or all three with a dash of Labour c-untiness thrown in?

  24. 24
    Red☭Ed says:

    Just like my loser brother David banana boy Milibliar!

  25. 25
    Pay attention to detail that boy! #2 says:

    Guido may be correct!

    He may indeed be sitting on one or more backbenchers!

    Time to draw a vale over that one – or would that be veil as in Hazel?

  26. 26
    inspecting the devil's bottom says:

    Like anyone gives a toss about these parasites.

  27. 27
    Someone who knows about these things says:

    Be a very small hune I’m afraid.

    Still, some like them that way.

  28. 28
    Backwoodsman says:

    When I commented yesterday,I pointed out that nick brown was a worthless c*unt. Unfortunately this was modded to say he was a huhne. For the sake of good order, I would like to clarify this and reconfirm that nick brown really is a worthless c*unt.

  29. 29
    Red☭Ed says:

    I find your lack of faith disturbing, you don’t know the power of the dark side!

  30. 30
    Red Ed Militant says:

    We’re all being optimistic together

  31. 31
    South of the M4 says:

    It is in Wales. The weather will win. I hope they have a boat.

  32. 32
    Ed Balls the Kettle boiler says:

    Brown looks like he is talking sh*te. Nothing new then.

  33. 33
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Poor Woods all on his own

  34. 34
    Hazel Blears says:

    I would like to talk about inverted nipples

  35. 35
    Red☭Ed says:

    Do you know nothing!
    In the Black Book of Communism page 6 paragraph 6 quoting Great Leader Stalin; You have to keep kicking them even when they’re down!

  36. 36
    A scraggy, po-faced, crop-haired, hand wringing, ShamPain SoSherLyst, ‘reading’ (sic) her Grouniad says:

    I am appalled! Appalled and DISGUSTED!! At the tone, or tenor of this blog!!


    And Appalled!!

    Us wimmin never make fun of what we get up to for fun!

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Only to be superceded by Con/Lib poison.

  38. 38
    Always looking for a new twist says:

    That’s you hanging upside down then is it?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    If you can loan spads there are too many on the payroll.

  40. 40
    Ben Bradshaw says:

    Oh, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David Miliband. You massive pussy.

  41. 41
    Red Ed Militant ™ says:

    So, now the conference is over, do I go back to Labour Party HQ or Unite’s head office?

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good point

  43. 43
    P. Doff says:

    Dunno… who are the runners and riders?

  44. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    how about helmand ?

  45. 45
    Red Ed Militant ™ says:

    So I say to you Conference, go back to your constituencies and fart about for 5 years.

  46. 46
    Sir William Waad says:

    Are we still paying salaries to Mr Brown and Mr Follicle? If so, why?

  47. 47
    GrimeLord says:

    O/T Just read the article regarding “Thrifty” Eric Pickles, what a hero (even for a fat Northerner).

    He’e even turned the heating down at Whitehal to save some cash.

  48. 48
    Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

    Pomfret? Only with mayonnaise.

  49. 49
    Sir William Waad says:


  50. 50
    Dirty Sanchez says:

    I know heem well.

  51. 51
    Winter of Discontent says:

    Report to Bob Crow, your lord and master.

  52. 52
    In my opinion says:

    At the risk of sounding a bit ruthless and heartless, can’t we just arrange for all former Labour ministers to be carted off to some jungle where the inhabitants eat humans as part of their regular diet? Nick Brown and John Prescott alone would feed them for about six months.

  53. 53
    Hattie Hardon says:

    Did you see my barn storming speech, packed with wit and world class one-liners? . No niether did I, I must have left it back in the hotel.

  54. 54
    Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

    I have it in very good authority that, outside of being a fixer, hitman enforcer and relatively poor excuse for a human being, Nick is a very nice man who likes Opera, the Arts, Theatre, sunny days, butterflies and pussy cats.

  55. 55
    Adult Movie Director says:

    Toni Pomfret? Does she swallow?

  56. 56
    Guido says:

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  57. 57
    Shower Power says:

    Was Kim il Ed promoted to four star wa+ker at the conference? I missed most of it in the shower.

  58. 58
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    But not pussy ?

  59. 59
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who will win the Ashes ?

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    She is all of those plus a very large portion of troughing thrown in to the mix. Fortunately for her (but not for the taxpayers) the voters in the constituency condoned/supported her & she was re-elected to the gravy train.
    Brillo did his usual brilliant job & exposed her for what she truly is when he questioned her today.

  61. 61
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    sorry, I am too busy helping the wife of the Late Nigerian President, Sonny Abacha, move $20 million out of the country. So far I have paid $50,000 in taxes and transfer fees and am waiting to get the money.

  62. 62
    Ed Balls (Music Hall comedian) says:

    What do you call a woman with two C*unts?

    Mrs Miliband

  63. 63
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Just had an email from her. I need to send another $25,000.

    Anyone got any cash spare ? I have already remortgaged the house ?

  64. 64
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I can make you some money on No-balls ?

  65. 65
    In my opinion says:

    I didn’t see Harriet’s speech but judging by the comments here, sounds like Ayesha wrote lots of corking one liners for her.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Who are you burning?

  67. 67
    jgm2 says:

    I thought all women had two c*unts. A front c*unt and a back c*unt.

  68. 68
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A couple of Korans

  69. 69
    Calling all new labour activists! says:

    All former New Labour drones will report to their nearest re-education camp, to be re-programmed by Komrade trade union masters.

    Failure to comply will mean expulsion from The Party. Present your papers to the guards – er – the Komrades – at the gate.

    Please make sure all your family affairs are in order in case your “re-education” takes “longer” than usual.

  70. 70
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    USA v Europe

  71. 71
    Engineer says:

    He looks like a groundsman’s hut.

  72. 72
    Ellie Smellard says:

    Ed & I are are doing a double act next week about the invasion of Ir*q, we’re called ‘Cock & Whore’

  73. 73
    Outlier says:

    The man is an incompetent, bumbling idiot – rather like his namesake and erstwhile leader. Remember his pathetic handling of the foot and mouth crisis in 2002?

  74. 74
    Toni Pomfret says:

    With mayonnaise? Ooo you naughty boy….make sure you lick it all off (Giggle).

  75. 75
    Martin Day's Mum says:

    If you’re going to copy’n’paste at least make it interesting.

  76. 76
    Milly Mummy says:

    No come back and tidy your room and then wash your hands for tea.

  77. 77
    A rather chard cow says:


  78. 78
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Do you remeber Morkal out at the Oval and walking into the groundsmans hut instead of the changing room

  79. 79
    Engineer says:

    Don’t worry. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

  80. 80
    jgm2 says:

    Ah, the good old days. When Labour government incompetence would only result in a bill for a billion quid or so. As opposed to the thousand billion quid quid bill they ran up in the intervening years.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    For a change tell us some thing (positive) about the current government! Looks like nothing is there.

  82. 82
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    It’s great – the brooding presence of Fat Turd Nick Brown will remind people of all the nastiness of Gordon’s Stasi.

    I’m also hoping that fuckwits like Kevan Jones and Ben Bradshaw get voted on to the Shadow Cabinet.

  83. 83
    Steve Miliband says:

    Try Lanarkshire council – they paid £100k + to a bogus supplier

  84. 84
    Oona's Bazoomas says:

    Anyone for a quick chorus of “White Lines”

  85. 85
    Ewanhoo? says:

    Yep, I’ve got a 40% share of $10.8 million winging it’s way to me from the Bank of Burkino Faso. Sorted.

  86. 86
    Ratsniffer says:

    I just read it too…it’s a bit sneery in tone though, as if demanding cuts in waste is somehow quaintly old fashioned. Pickles should go much much further. There are still lots of crazy “inclusion” projects set up by NooLabour which could be safely chopped off at the knees and no one would notice. Sort it Eric!

  87. 87
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    ha. heating controls in the hands of a fat lad.

    Everyone else would need two jumpers to make up the difference.

  88. 88
    Ratsniffer says:

    The pursed lipped Hateman couldn’t be funny if she tried. She and the NuLabour Sisters of Misery are all piss and vinegar.

  89. 89
    Engineer says:

    Yes. But he wasn’t the only one. Didn’t David Steele descend one too many flights of stairs at Lord’s when going out to bat, and wondered why he’d ended up in the gent’s?

  90. 90
    Engineer says:

    What sport was that in, BB?

  91. 91
    Engineer says:

    Erm – they’re having a serious discussion about defence policy?

  92. 92
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    I’d knob her. As long as Dromey had not been there first.

  93. 93
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yvette Cooper’s got two as well

  94. 94
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    That is the first time in your life you have ever thought about pussy you sanctimonious little huhne

  95. 95
    passing procrastinator says:

    You dithered, didn’t you?

  96. 96
    Ian E says:

    ‘Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers’

    A fate I am sure, given his sexuality, that he would happily accept!

  97. 97
    jgm2 says:

    She’s got three. So has Harman. They’re both right c*unts as well.

  98. 98
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The safety elf will be after him like a fox after a piglet come November. Nice headline but the temperature in office accomodation is supposed to be at least 70Degrees fahenheit.

  99. 99
    Hatty 'Davros' Harman says:

    Jack’s a sweet guy really but his ‘thingy’ hasn’t worked properly for years. I blame it on a life long diet of pickled eggs and whippets.

  100. 100
    Ed Ball (Music Hall Comedia) says:

    ‘eres a funny thing, a bungee jumper who stole from his employer has just been given a suspended sentence!

  101. 101
    Engineer says:

    Post 89 at 2:24pm might like to get their own moniker; or, to put it another way, fuck off and stop copying mine.

  102. 102
    South of the M4 says:

    Regulation 7 of the Work Place Regulations Act states that:

    During working hours, the temperature in all workplaces inside buildings shall be reasonable. However, the application of the regulation depends on the nature of the workplace i.e. a bakery, a cold store, an office, a warehouse. The temperature in workrooms should normally be at least 16 degrees Celsius (60F) unless much of the work involves severe physical effort in which case the temperature should be at least 13 degrees Celsius.

    I guess the ‘severe physical effort ‘ is out then. Sorry to be picky. That extra 10F could cost the country a fortune.

  103. 103
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Silly Billy. When it comes to wars, the Labour party only do the difficult bit of manufacturing the evidence to get other people to do the fighting Actually fighting the wars is left to other, less important people. Any sociallist know of any Labour MP who offered their specialist skills to aid our troops in theatre? (How to make money by fiddling expenses has no interest to even General officers.) Any medical personnel? Maybe an ex-serviceman or 2 who could have released a fighting soldier to frontline duty by filling in a a home base for a few months? Thought not.

  104. 104
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    When are you lot going to apologise to the nation for making a dog’s breakfast of the economy and admit that QE is merely the modern version of the medaeval practice of coin-clipping?

  105. 105
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Ba-Dum-Tish !!!!

  106. 106
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Better off with a submersible. either it’s raining or you can’t see the mountains ad it’s going to rain.

  107. 107
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    a vale is a deep valley between two mountains. a veil is a piece of filmy cloth that partially conceals an object. The use of either in the context is deeply disturbing, not to say nauseating

  108. 108
    Mike Hunt says:

    Link to today’s humiliation please, I enjoyed yesterday’s enormously.

  109. 109
    Mike Hunt says:

    Eh? I’ve been promised an 80% share.

    Shit, have I been had?

  110. 110
    Mike Hunt says:

    Yeah but they sure learned how to waste more and more very quickly.

  111. 111
    The Golem says:

    The Good Lord preserve us!

  112. 112
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Trouble is no one else can get a look-in because Jack has declared it a “closed shop”

  113. 113
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Particularly if she has a flat head to rest your pint on while she’s honking you off

  114. 114
    Rat's Arse says:

    Rosie Winterton, old Baldilocks. Shame!

  115. 115
    QWERTY says:

    Has Nick Brown been licking Gordon’s ring again? Nick Robinson will be getting upset. That was his starter for tonight.

  116. 116
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Fair point well made

  117. 117
    Phoney Tony says:

    According to Guido … Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbencheRs …. hmmmm – was that a typo – or are labour backbencheRs really required to commit themselves that much, since I recall reading Nick Brown is a follower of ‘the lifestyle’ ?

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