Bruiser Brown’s Boy Stays
Yesterday’s man and old time bruiser Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers, but that doesn’t mean he won’t still have a finger in the pie. His Special Advisor Gary Follis, former spinner for Alliance and Leicester and Amicus, is ultra-loyal and was the fixer’s fixer right up until the election. Out of government, Brown had to share his SpAd, and he’s been on loan to the Shadow Leader of the House – Rosie Winterton. It seems Follis will keep his job under the new Chief Whip and Brown’s old way of doing things looks set to continue…
I like that photo.
the idea of felching leaves a nasty taste in my mouth
He certainly had his finger in MY pie!!
MMMM – luverly while it lasted – and so . . . . reassuring !!!!
He may well be a backbencher but he will sit on the backbenches for the rest of his career.
Just like my loser brother David banana boy Milibliar!
Mhahahahahahahahahaha…
Guido may be correct!
He may indeed be sitting on one or more backbenchers!
Time to draw a vale over that one – or would that be veil as in Hazel?
a vale is a deep valley between two mountains. a veil is a piece of filmy cloth that partially conceals an object. The use of either in the context is deeply disturbing, not to say nauseating
Like anyone gives a toss about these parasites.
Do you know nothing!
In the Black Book of Communism page 6 paragraph 6 quoting Great Leader Stalin; You have to keep kicking them even when they’re down!
Gobshite!
Not quite first
I know the feeling
Meet the new boss same as old boss
It’s great – the brooding presence of Fat Turd Nick Brown will remind people of all the nastiness of Gordon’s Stasi.
I’m also hoping that fuckwits like Kevan Jones and Ben Bradshaw get voted on to the Shadow Cabinet.
Has he got fuckin SHIT on his face?
From rimming Gordon.
No he just gave Mark O a snog
I am appalled! Appalled and DISGUSTED!! At the tone, or tenor of this blog!!
DISGUSTED!!!
And Appalled!!
Us wimmin never make fun of what we get up to for fun!
I know heem well.
Red Ed has gone to the dark side already
I find your lack of faith disturbing, you don’t know the power of the dark side!
Bruising Browns arse more like!
If you can loan spads , Shouldnt there be a transfer window ?
If you can loan spads there are too many on the payroll.
Good point
We was well wicked, blud! Wicked and malicious in a rub a dub styleee.
Anyone for a quick chorus of “White Lines”
piece of shit appropriately made up for an interview…bigot
Anyway who will win the Ryder cup ?
It is in Wales. The weather will win. I hope they have a boat.
Better off with a submersible. either it’s raining or you can’t see the mountains ad it’s going to rain.
Dunno… who are the runners and riders?
USA v Europe
Isn’t it incredible that the twat David Milibore, the great banana holder, actually seemed positively statesmanlike when set against his prat of a sibling!
the beauty of it is, how it has shown the lefties up for what they are again
Kinnochio “We’ve got our party back”
It doesnt matter how much Ed says he wont lurch to the left it wont matter cos the lunatics have retaken the asylum.
They are already more left than Castro and still going
A House of Commons official was jailed for nine months today for siphoning off nearly £6,000 in fake MPs’ expenses claims.
Andrew Gibson, 49, a budget officer in the Parliamentary Fees Office, came up with a “planned and carefully executed fraud” to pay off gambling debts, Southwark Crown Court in central London heard.
He admitted drawing up false invoices in the names of three former MPs following the 2005 General Election and then paying the cash into the bank account of his friend, Toni Pomfret.
Pomfret? Only with mayonnaise.
With mayonnaise? Ooo you naughty boy….make sure you lick it all off (Giggle).
Toni Pomfret? Does she swallow?
If you’re going to copy’n'paste at least make it interesting.
He looks like Jabba the hut !
He looks like a groundsman’s hut.
Do you remeber Morkal out at the Oval and walking into the groundsmans hut instead of the changing room
Yes. But he wasn’t the only one. Didn’t David Steele descend one too many flights of stairs at Lord’s when going out to bat, and wondered why he’d ended up in the gent’s?
What sport was that in, BB?
You dithered, didn’t you?
Post 89 at 2:24pm might like to get their own moniker; or, to put it another way, fuck off and stop copying mine.
It going take years to get rid of the Bliar Brown poison.
Only to be superceded by Con/Lib poison.
When are you lot going to apologise to the nation for making a dog’s breakfast of the economy and admit that QE is merely the modern version of the medaeval practice of coin-clipping?
Ed gave the ex Chief whip the boot.
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2010/09/nick-brown-not-standing-for-chief-whip/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ft%2Fwestminster+%28Westminster+Blog%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
I dislike it intensely when these labour people do things that are so obviously right and sensible. It stands the world on its head.
Don’t worry. Normal service will be resumed shortly.
Is Hazel Blears a leprechaun, a goblin, a troll or all three with a dash of Labour c-untiness thrown in?
Be a very small hune I’m afraid.
Still, some like them that way.
Particularly if she has a flat head to rest your pint on while she’s honking you off
She is all of those plus a very large portion of troughing thrown in to the mix. Fortunately for her (but not for the taxpayers) the voters in the constituency condoned/supported her & she was re-elected to the gravy train.
Brillo did his usual brilliant job & exposed her for what she truly is when he questioned her today.
Link to today’s humiliation please, I enjoyed yesterday’s enormously.
When I commented yesterday,I pointed out that nick brown was a worthless c*unt. Unfortunately this was modded to say he was a huhne. For the sake of good order, I would like to clarify this and reconfirm that nick brown really is a worthless c*unt.
We’re all being optimistic together
Brown looks like he is talking sh*te. Nothing new then.
Poor Woods all on his own
I would like to talk about inverted nipples
That’s you hanging upside down then is it?
Oh, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David Miliband. You massive pussy.
That is the first time in your life you have ever thought about pussy you sanctimonious little huhne
So, now the conference is over, do I go back to Labour Party HQ or Unite’s head office?
how about helmand ?
Silly Billy. When it comes to wars, the Labour party only do the difficult bit of manufacturing the evidence to get other people to do the fighting Actually fighting the wars is left to other, less important people. Any sociallist know of any Labour MP who offered their specialist skills to aid our troops in theatre? (How to make money by fiddling expenses has no interest to even General officers.) Any medical personnel? Maybe an ex-serviceman or 2 who could have released a fighting soldier to frontline duty by filling in a a home base for a few months? Thought not.
Report to Bob Crow, your lord and master.
All former New Labour drones will report to their nearest re-education camp, to be re-programmed by Komrade trade union masters.
Failure to comply will mean expulsion from The Party. Present your papers to the guards – er – the Komrades – at the gate.
Please make sure all your family affairs are in order in case your “re-education” takes “longer” than usual.
No come back and tidy your room and then wash your hands for tea.
So I say to you Conference, go back to your constituencies and fart about for 5 years.
Are we still paying salaries to Mr Brown and Mr Follicle? If so, why?
O/T Just read the article regarding “Thrifty” Eric Pickles, what a hero (even for a fat Northerner).
He’e even turned the heating down at Whitehal to save some cash.
I just read it too…it’s a bit sneery in tone though, as if demanding cuts in waste is somehow quaintly old fashioned. Pickles should go much much further. There are still lots of crazy “inclusion” projects set up by NooLabour which could be safely chopped off at the knees and no one would notice. Sort it Eric!
ha. heating controls in the hands of a fat lad.
Everyone else would need two jumpers to make up the difference.
The safety elf will be after him like a fox after a piglet come November. Nice headline but the temperature in office accomodation is supposed to be at least 70Degrees fahenheit.
Regulation 7 of the Work Place Regulations Act states that:
During working hours, the temperature in all workplaces inside buildings shall be reasonable. However, the application of the regulation depends on the nature of the workplace i.e. a bakery, a cold store, an office, a warehouse. The temperature in workrooms should normally be at least 16 degrees Celsius (60F) unless much of the work involves severe physical effort in which case the temperature should be at least 13 degrees Celsius.
I guess the ‘severe physical effort ‘ is out then. Sorry to be picky. That extra 10F could cost the country a fortune.
At the risk of sounding a bit ruthless and heartless, can’t we just arrange for all former Labour ministers to be carted off to some jungle where the inhabitants eat humans as part of their regular diet? Nick Brown and John Prescott alone would feed them for about six months.
Did you see my barn storming speech, packed with wit and world class one-liners? . No niether did I, I must have left it back in the hotel.
I have it in very good authority that, outside of being a fixer, hitman enforcer and relatively poor excuse for a human being, Nick is a very nice man who likes Opera, the Arts, Theatre, sunny days, butterflies and pussy cats.
But not pussy ?
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Just had an email from her. I need to send another $25,000.
Anyone got any cash spare ? I have already remortgaged the house ?
I can make you some money on No-balls ?
Try Lanarkshire council – they paid £100k + to a bogus supplier
Yep, I’ve got a 40% share of $10.8 million winging it’s way to me from the Bank of Burkino Faso. Sorted.
Eh? I’ve been promised an 80% share.
Shit, have I been had?
Was Kim il Ed promoted to four star wa+ker at the conference? I missed most of it in the shower.
Who will win the Ashes ?
Who are you burning?
A couple of Korans
What do you call a woman with two C*unts?
Mrs Miliband
I thought all women had two c*unts. A front c*unt and a back c*unt.
Yvette Cooper’s got two as well
She’s got three. So has Harman. They’re both right c*unts as well.
Fair point well made
Ed & I are are doing a double act next week about the invasion of Ir*q, we’re called ‘Cock & Whore’
I didn’t see Harriet’s speech but judging by the comments here, sounds like Ayesha wrote lots of corking one liners for her.
The pursed lipped Hateman couldn’t be funny if she tried. She and the NuLabour Sisters of Misery are all piss and vinegar.
I’d knob her. As long as Dromey had not been there first.
Jack’s a sweet guy really but his ‘thingy’ hasn’t worked properly for years. I blame it on a life long diet of pickled eggs and whippets.
Trouble is no one else can get a look-in because Jack has declared it a “closed shop”
The man is an incompetent, bumbling idiot – rather like his namesake and erstwhile leader. Remember his pathetic handling of the foot and mouth crisis in 2002?
Yes!
Ah, the good old days. When Labour government incompetence would only result in a bill for a billion quid or so. As opposed to the thousand billion quid quid bill they ran up in the intervening years.
Yeah but they sure learned how to waste more and more very quickly.
For a change tell us some thing (positive) about the current government! Looks like nothing is there.
Erm – they’re having a serious discussion about defence policy?
The Good Lord preserve us!
‘Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbenchers’
A fate I am sure, given his sexuality, that he would happily accept!
‘eres a funny thing, a bungee jumper who stole from his employer has just been given a suspended sentence!
Ba-Dum-Tish !!!!
Rosie Winterton, old Baldilocks. Shame!
Has Nick Brown been licking Gordon’s ring again? Nick Robinson will be getting upset. That was his starter for tonight.
According to Guido … Nick Brown may be facing the rest of his career on the backbencheRs …. hmmmm – was that a typo – or are labour backbencheRs really required to commit themselves that much, since I recall reading Nick Brown is a follower of ‘the lifestyle’ ?