September 29th, 2010

+ + + David Miliband Statement + + +
Fears Perpetual Distraction and Destruction

You read it here first:

“The party needs a fresh start from its new leader, and I think that is more likely to be achieved if I make a fresh start…  having thought it through, and discussed it with family and friends I am absolutely confident it is the right decision for Ed, for the party, and for me and my family. This is now Ed’s party to lead and he must be able to do so as free as possible from distraction…. This is because of the simple fact that Ed is my brother, who has just defeated me for the party leadership. I genuinely fear perpetual, distracting and destructive attempts to find division where none exists, and splits where they don’t exist, all to the detriment of the party.”

So all that stuff during the election campaign about him being “happy to serve” in Ed’s cabinet was a load of bananas…

UPDATE : The text is taken from a letter sent to his constituency chair. Guido was not subject to an embargo because he wasn’t officially given the text.


661 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Loser !!!!!

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He didnt mention his voters though ?

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Back stabber 1 Yellow belly 0

  4. 4
    George Lees says:

    Bet he goes on to get a plum job in Europe as a pay back for getting the Lisbon Treaty through

  5. 5
    ED "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:

    LOSER & a TOSSER

    Over-rated Bag Carrier

  6. 6
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Would those perpetual distractions be of the kind one senior figure was caught remarking to another when Ed declared the Iraq war was wrong after all?

  7. 7
    Harry Kirry says:

    Mind how you go banana boy, shut the door on your way out.

  8. 8
    a1 says:

    Sad git. Thought he had some entitlement to the leadership. At least he told that Hunt Harman yesterday..

  9. 9
    ED "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:

    What Else can this useless Hunt do ?

    No one will give him a job he is useless, unless he joins his bent cronies in Europe to feed of the little people.

    Good riddens to an utter yellow-belly tosser.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Rendition

  11. 11
    Lurch says:

    or translated “I will be available for the next leadership contest”

  12. 12
    Sue Tzuzir says:

    Thanks for standing aside bruv, life peerage suit you?

    Ta very much Ed.

  13. 13
    Em says:

    What a banana.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    TTFN David

  15. 15
    Fenrir says:

    They don’t bother about such minor details, far too important.

  16. 16
    Apple Cart says:

    There’s a rumour David Cameron may offer him the post of British Ambassador to the United States.

    Could be a useful appointment for Britain since Hilary Clinton has as good as said she fancies him

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    You say he’ll become a Community Leader?

  18. 18
    2000 microbands says:

    He missed out:

    “and good riddance!”

  19. 19
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Mossad have a job lined up for him .

  20. 20
    Withnail says:

    It’s my ball and I’m taking it home! So there!

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Not point in being available if you don’t have the Balls to win…

  23. 23
    Goodbye and thanks for all the bananas says:

    P.S.

    I will be available for media work from Monday

  24. 24
    Anus Homo says:

    Why does the House of Commons suffer such a high ratio of benders & minge feeders, in comparison the national average for such people.
    They cant all have attended boarding schools surely.

  25. 25
    Senator Bloodn' Gore says:

    How do you split that which is already split? Knight him and send him to the US – Billary Clinton will love him, lots.

  26. 26
    Chris says:

    Wait, someone changed their mind about something? Holy fuck, stop the presses.

  27. 27
    dr. sipp says:

    that–im the eldest MUMMY cartoon this morning

    one of the best ever

    p.s. i think ED stood thinking he had no chance–then realised he fooked everything up for his brother and LABOUR

  28. 28

    Na-na- ‘narna
    na-na- ‘narna
    hey hey hey
    goodbye

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway He should be with Bl*ir, Broon , Bush, Cheney, Butt , Amir , Asif in the ICC

  30. 30
    the old Dufflebag says:

    well that moose would fancy anything with legs

  31. 31
    Anus Homo says:

    If this specimen is staying on as an MP it clearly is with the intention of stepping back into the ring when the current snot nosed, pipsqueak, and political afterbirth has failed to win back the hard working, non scrounging voter base.

  32. 32

    I wonder how long it took his wife to write that?

  33. 33
    Sophie says:

    Have any of the Militants ever had a proper job?

    Where did they get their wealth from?

  34. 34
    bs says:

    Guido – how come this is on your blog before anyone else?

  35. 35
    Bob says:

    Even the Town he was brought up in is struggling!

    http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.com/

    Is he another Jonah?

  36. 36
    Anus Homo says:

    Please spare us for your endlessly banal thoughts please

  37. 37
    Lying liars and the lies they tell says:

    He went up in my estimation when he stuck it to Harperson yesterday.

  38. 38
    & I says:

    Perfumed Poof!

  39. 39
    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    Good fucking riddance you stain on humanity.

  40. 40
    Stranger things have happened says:

    Sheinwald has been in post since 2007 so this rumour MAY have legs bearing in mind D Miliband’s affinity to the States,his wife’s dual nationality i.e. American and his connections with Obama Administration.It would be a plum vanity appointment.Cameron would have dress it up as a non-party political role but rather as “service to his country” and working at a relationship that is crucial to the UK.It would also take him away from internal UK politics.Attractive offer if true and if it was made both big IFs

  41. 41
    Vince Cable's secret off-shore account says:

    One Miliband gone one to go!

  42. 42
    Press source says:

    It can be confirmed that this is what happens if you eat too many bananas

  43. 43
    bergen says:

    Farewell New Labour.Without Purnell and now Milliband major,the succession has disappeared.

    I shan’t miss it.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    A more useful appointment would be one with his psychiatrist.

    Fuck off Miliband.

  45. 45
    La' says:

    BOTTLER! it could have been you – you had several chances but you BOTTLED every one.

  46. 46
    Conny Sewer (of Lying, Cheating, Mendacious Po-faced LieBoreites) says:

    Like the old days and the Unity between Bliar and Ruin McBruin

  47. 47
    Truth will out says:

    Pity he only got the “cojones” after he had been defeated

  48. 48
    In my opinion says:

    Everything I said about Harman and Blears earlier, ditto for Miliband.

  49. 49
    the old Dufflebag says:

    am suprised he isn’t staying around…surely the best solution give Harman the shove and appoint David as deputy leader….jd

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Not standing for shadow cabinet/

    David Miliband is resigning his seat as well and will cause a By-Election.

  51. 51
    (Hideously) White Van Man says:

    wonderful I wonder what he will do for a living? Can you imagine the interview?

    Interview Panel So Mr. Milliband, David, Your c.v. seems to be lacking any actual work experience, you didn’t acquire a trade or study for a profession so I suppose you plan to be some kind of manager here?
    DM Yes that’s right. I was thinknig of giving you the benefit of my deeop thought and judgement.
    Interview Panel : I see so can you ever think of a time when you agreed with a course of action that you knew was wrong?
    DM : Er no.

  52. 52
    Insaninty Watch says:

    Well she drives me mad with . . . .

  53. 53
    P. Doff says:

    Is he bent… or doing a Uri Geller?

  54. 54
    Arthur Dailey says:

    Will he get a “proper job”, will he testicles! Sure he will end up with a well paid job lecturing or giving advise to some government agency, or maybe a big Labour backer will see advantage in employing him. Will David ever “create” a job for anyone else…. about as much chance as Red Ed creating a “proper job” or Neil Kinnock ever finding or being offered one. Stuff socialism and stuff Red Eddy!

  55. 55
    genghiz the khan says:

    Avoiding IHT, and other wealth taxes, just like St Ephen of Kinnock.

  56. 56
    HazelNuts says:

    oi lay of the Blears ….is her snatch really as lush as her thatch ?

  57. 57
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish David all the best for the future and I’m grateful for his kind words as I take over the leadership of the party. I don’t know why he thinks I’m his brother though.

  58. 58

    He sounds very sulky indeed, almost broon sulky.

  59. 59
    Anus Homo says:

    We’ve got our party back!

  60. 60
    EUSSR calling says:

    Come over here boyo – the gravy train is waiting

  61. 61
    Call me Dave says:

    Told you that I was the heir to Blair.

  62. 62
    Observer says:

    “…..anything with legs”

    I hear Madge Buckett, ex FS, has legs.

  63. 63
    the old Dufflebag says:

    says he likes a pint so who knows…didn’t say if it was shandy or not

  64. 64
    Translation of statement says:

    I’m leaving frontline politics before the secret files on torture and rendition are released.

  65. 65
    Groucho says:

    Yes, he was spot on to have a go at the stinking hypocrite.

    I suggest we all write to our MPs (if Labour) if they supported the Iraq war, to ask how they now stand.

    Ed Miliband is saying that in his considered opinion, the Iraq war was wrong, not the last resort and undermined the UN.

    So any Labour MPs who looked at the same ‘intellgence’ and decided that the case against Iraq was beyond reasonable doubt need to explain themselves I reckon.

  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Sweepstake time then.

    Put a quid down for me. Feb 2014

  67. 67
    the old Dufflebag says:

    there is a limit

  68. 68
    Zionist terrorist says:

    Their father appplied his Marxist beliefs to market economics

  69. 69
    Lying liars and the lies they tell says:

    What a good idea. I think I shall write tonight to the lazy lump of lard that is my local Marxist MP and ask her whether she thinks it was wrong – she voted strongly against an inquiry into the Iraq war

  70. 70
    Whoops says:

    The Blairite Foreign Secretary told friends he was ‘bemused’ by suggestions that Lord Mandelson was plotting to see him anointed leader following an election defeat on Thursday in an unopposed ‘coronation’.
    Sources close to Mr Miliband say he is ready to run for the leadership as soon as the election result is clear but would ‘ relish’ the scrutiny of a contest.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1271453/General-Election-2010-David-Miliband-wants-leadership-contest-coronation.html

  71. 71
    Miranda says:

    Shame they couldn’t get on.

    I got on wiv everyone!

    That’s coz I’mastraightkindaguy!

  72. 72
    the old Dufflebag says:

    They always said there were no flies on Ed when he worked for Harriet…was that because she was always went commando in the office ?

  73. 73
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Don’t you need a new name ?

  74. 74
    smoggie says:

    ponce

  75. 75
    Drearily Moribund Says says:

    “I can foresee no circumstances in which I would challenge Ed Wallace for the leadership”

  76. 76
    Rt Hon Tony Blair, QC exMP says:

    Say Guido, what part of lay off David don’t you understand? Red Ed’s a tosser. He’s nowhere! New Labour will rise again! I have a job for young David once I triumphantly reclaim the leadership of the party. Once again miniMe Cameron will part his hair in the middle!

  77. 77
    Mr Ned says:

    he is not resigning his seat.

  78. 78
    Sarah says:

    Will Gordon be in Ed’s shadow cabinet?

  79. 79
    smoggie says:

    It’s such a commitment that it favours those without sprogs

  80. 80
    This is getting tedious says:

    which one?

  81. 81
    The Next Generation says:

  82. 82
    Ethel The Frog says:

    Littlejohn in yesterday’s Mail reckoned that the Bruvvers Miliband were made in a Martian laboratory and moulded to look like the love children of John Redwood and Margaret Becket.
    A good description, if a somewhat hideous thought.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    “I’m leaving front-bench politics to avoid outshining Ed.”

  84. 84
    Rat's arse says:

    So, Davey boy is going to be a back bencher. Suppose he’ll do a McTw*t and collect his salary, but rarely be in the Commons. Also like McDoom he’ll probably bog off to Yankie land to make his fortune. Bloody tosser.

  85. 85
    Steve Miliband says:

    I’ve got a band with a few hit records

  86. 86
    Shoey says:

    Retire to the back benches, on full pay, use your sudden free time to enjoy the kids, the garden and write a book, make some money and bide your time, wait for your next opportunity, remember, and eye for an eye, it’s in your DNA

  87. 87
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Just think. If he stood against brown at some point, he might be prime minister right now.

  88. 88
    Leading us up the garden path says:

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Blair’s not a QC.

  90. 90
    Ever diminishing returns says:

    The Labour Party must have a death wish.

    First they replace Blair with Gordon and now they elect Red Ed over Mili D.

    Dave can’t believe his luck.

  91. 91
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    That wasn’t supposed to go there. I was going to agree with Mr. Ned, but everyone can listen to the news and get the same info.

  92. 92
    Methusula says:

    I think if you’ve been around this planet as long as I have you would agree, I’ve never seen such an ugly bastard, except for maybe Norah Batty …. or Hazel Blears…..

  93. 93
    Evie Lennon says:

    They’re trotting out all the old guard of Liebor on tv. Can’t wait for Hazel Nut’s contribution. Wonder if Cyclops will have a few words to say? That should finish Millipeed Snr. off for good.

  94. 94
    AJ says:

    I know the Tories amongst you are cheering but it’s worth pausing to consider two points. First the little chilcott shaped Iraq war surprise the coalition had lined up for DaveM has just exploded in the face of the one remaining leader of a major political party in the commons who voted for the Iraq war. Step forward Dave Cameron. The Iraq war does matter. Particularly to the handful of mps whose job it is to prop up the minority Tory govt. Fireworks to follow. Quite brilliant actually.

  95. 95
    Comrade says:

    Guido you have the wrong version!

    Here is the real text.

    “That bastard stabbed me in the back, there is no way I will serve under that little wierdo pipsqueak. Knowing him as I do he will cock up the job and I will be free to stand for Leader in 2020 when has taken the Party to two smashing defeats. If this were the Tory Party they would dump in after two years but being the Labour Party they will do a Kinnock”.

  96. 96
    1 band*10^-3 says:

    You’re right

  97. 97
    MI5 says:

    Well done Guido

    First again

    These idiots will never learn about security or embargoes.

    It’s mayhem in the Labour Party as you know….

    But it worries me that if they ever have access to sensitive information again…epsecially with terrorism etc

  98. 98
    Shoey says:

    Anus, didn’t think they could be referred to as Benders any more, haven’t heard that expression for ages, call a spade a spade!

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    When their father Ralph Miliband escaped from Hitler (and the gas chamber) what a pity he didn’t choose to go to America. At least we would have been spared these two buffoons. Mind you, a marxist lecturer would not have done so well in the US, would he?

  100. 100
    Peter Hain says:

    I leaked it to my friend Guido

  101. 101
    Another Engineer says:

    He did say he wanted to spend more time with his Big Issues though.

  102. 102
    Or a ever diminishing majority says:

    Well if “Dave” couldn’t manage to deliver an overall majority against the worst PM in recent times and who had the interpersonal skills of Atilla the Hun and could throw away a massive lead in the polls and agree disastrously to let Clegg in on the PM debates thius further eating away at his advanatge over Brown then I’m not confident that he will do any better at delivering an overall majority against even Ed in 2015

  103. 103
    Steve Miliband says:

    That’s if he can find his constituency.

  104. 104
    Shoey says:

    Parasitical for at least 3 generations, all their wealth has come directly from ‘the system’

  105. 105
    MI5 says:

    You’ve got them really worried now Guido

    Zanu are in paranoiac mode now…

    Superb…

    They will worry about ever mailing each other now

    Tell them you did like the British Security Services when they were good

    For example, we were able to decode the instructions from the Kremlim to Russian ships before their own on board (Russian) computers could

    Sounds like the same thing all over again…

    When thugs try to take over they will always be trashed by more subtle methods…

  106. 106
    genghiz the khan says:

    Hey Dave what about some slow solemn music, perhaps the Adagio from Bruckner’s Symphony No 7 in E minor. We could play it just before you announce that you are standing down. The Furtwangler recording from 1942 has great historical links.

  107. 107
    13eastie says:

    I find the idea of children being naturally conceived by Redwood and Beckett a more hideous thought yet.

  108. 108
    Splooge says:

    It’s show biz for ugly fu*kers

    Pretty benders go on the stage

    Talentless benders join the BBC

    Ugly ones go into politics

  109. 109
    Rt Hon Tony Blair, tanned and rested exMP says:

    oh facts…I believe Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Everyone said so.

  110. 110
    Red Ed Militant says:

    We’re all being optimistic together

  111. 111
    Milli Vanilli says:

    and the coalition didn’t even have to fire a single shot, Labour’s lost its marbles

  112. 112
    He knew he was right says:

    Not yet………. unless and until he has an offer too good to refuse of course ………then the electorate of South Shields can….!!!!

  113. 113
    Dave has a cunning plan says:

    Don’t forget Dave is going to change the boundaries so Labour will have to get millions more votes just to stand still.

  114. 114
    Groucho says:

    Good on you. My letter is in the post.

    My MP was all for the war, no doubt about the threat posed by Saddam etc, and dead against an enquiry.

    Wonder what the weasel’s opinion is now?

  115. 115
    Paul Gambaccini says:

    Can’t find ‘Rendition’ on your back catalogue, what year? or not released yet?

  116. 116
    Peter Pantone & Hattie Hardon says:

    We are New Generation Labour – Bet you’ve never seen us before!!

  117. 117
    cock heads says:

    Ha you tories are just a bunch of jizz heads, Ed’s gonna totally steal a march on you lot, he’s got everything: Good looks, sexy body, 3 figure IQ.

    I can’t wait to hear your feeble replies to my solid post, but i’ve got A level re-takes to do and i need to revise (mummy’s helping me) Textiles isn’t easy you know.

    Bye losers.

  118. 118
    Render Unto Caesar says:

    Maybe he’s planning a holiday to Diego Garcia

  119. 119
    Is it as cunning as the cunning plan he had on Lisbon ?? says:

    Yeah but he’s also got the LibDem “Crock Idea” of AV

  120. 120
    Labour Postal Vote department says:

    I’m on the case

  121. 121
    You're fired says:

    From hero to zero a real life geek tragedy.

  122. 122
    P. Doff says:

    Everyone knows you leak orange-colored piss…

    …but claiming you’re a friend of GF is surely taking the piss!

  123. 123
    Animal says:

    There’s a logic to it but his ties to Labour would have to be severed completely, which I’m not so sure he could manage whether he wanted to or not. The opposition will be desperate to get anything to pin on the coalition in the coming months to give Red Ed a flying start, and seeing how Dave has very likely got a bit of dirt he can’t shake off (e.g, knowledge of torture of terrorist suspects anyone?) then you can bet on that being levered on him to do a bit of leaking while Ms Clinton emphatically never has any sexual relations with him whatsoever. Ahem.

    I reckon back seat at the most while he looks for a nice salary in a multinational to advise them on developing business in India. They love him there – not!

  124. 124
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    That’s my plan too

  125. 125
    Bob says:

    Guido is a constituency Chair

    Which constiutency Guido ?

    And which Chair ?!

  126. 126
    Steve Miliband says:

    And Tessa and Andy and well the whole fucking lot really.
    He was part of it, wrote the manifesto for 2010 and is now disowning the whole lot.

    It’s like Argos having a re-brand – fundamentally it would still be a shit shop.

  127. 127
    BBC Controller says:

    Please remember – Only the Evil Tories support the War.

    One million people marched on the Streets of London – but do the Tories care?

    No, they still say it was the right thing to do…

    New New Labour and the people of Iraq – United in The Search for Peace.

  128. 128
    streamfisher says:

    Unlike marxist lechers over here.

  129. 129
    Confused of Rhyl says:

    So why is Hain running for the shadow cabinet? What part of NEW generation does he not understand?

  130. 130
    Thuggie Whelan says:

    Actually I leade it toi Guido

    Serves Trousers Mandelbaum right

    He thought he could manipulate the press better than me

  131. 131
    Lord Pisspot of Hull says:

    When I said the Labour party was bankrupt I was refering to our ideas department, we’re sloshing in union cash.

  132. 132
    Groucho says:

    Mandelscum is still enjoying £86k per annum ‘transitional relief’ from his old EU job.

    That’s 86,000 taxpayer pounds going into his pocket each year for doing precisely nothing.

  133. 133
    BBC Controller says:

    We’ll be in touch

  134. 134
    Lying liars and the lies they tell says:

    No2AV

    AV is DOA

  135. 135
    Attila the Hun says:

    I am offended

    I was a fine warrior

    Not like that Brown coward

  136. 136
    The Big Conversation Mk2 says:

    Ed’s Strategy is based on the fact that the majority of the British Electorate have the attention span of a gnat

  137. 137
    Madam Defarge says:

    What time is she due for the guillotine?

  138. 138
    smoggie says:

    Meanwhile in that other people’s democractic utopia viz. North Korea, the people also hail the next anointed successor – a younger brother chosen over his elders: the oldest who is basically a nutjob; this was the bloke trying to enter Japan on a false passport so’s he could visit Disneyland, without the kids note. The other (middle) brother doesn’t get much press and is simply dismissed as too “effeminate”. They leave him to his judo and perhaps he’ll get a position in foreign affairs one day.

    Somehow I suspect Kim Jong III will have less trouble wi’ t’unions than Red Eddie.

  139. 139
    Rent A Tool says:

    You will make sure of perpetual distraction and destruction won’t you, Thuggie ?

    No need for Banana to help you…

  140. 140
    Observer says:

    Geest Bananas have offered him a post as Banana Ambassador for the group.

  141. 141
    Gerald Ratner Diplomat and Silversmith says:

    Would it be improper to say that Labour have a shorter sell-by date than a prawn sandwhich

  142. 142
    Chinese scholar says:

    The Chinese will soon put him on the “Chinese Socialist Road to Capitalism”

    It’s all Confucian you see…

  143. 143
    Groucho says:

    What a deeply unpleasant image

  144. 144
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Mr Banana is a liar. ‘Happily serve under Ed’ – that’s what he said when he thought he was being given the leadership on a plate.

  145. 145
    what's in a name? says:

    New Generation Labour or NUGENLAB

    It doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

  146. 146
    Arse licker says:

    Well done Guido!

  147. 147
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    That’s why they kept the Tories out for 13 years I suppose.

  148. 148
    Groucho says:

    “I’m leaving before the urge to strangle my brother becomes irresistible”

  149. 149
    Legal Beagle says:

    Until the Auditors arrive

    It’s on the list

    First to audit : UNITE teamsters

    Second, Zanu Labour Party

    Then you will all be in clink Prezza

  150. 150
    smoggie says:

    He can’t even argue that he is as God made him, since he does not believe in Him.

    It was probably Thatcher’s fault anyway for stopping the free milk. He looks like a ricketty bastard.

  151. 151
    Legal Beagle says:

    Zanu will present

    Wait for it

    Robert Mugabe as candidate for his Tribal Area

    Bound to win mind you…

  152. 152
    Winkernet says:

    C’mon fatboy, give the bloke a chance.

  153. 153
    S I Unit says:

    milliband
    microband
    nanoband

  154. 154
    Wang Che Moonie of the UK says:

    I have already offered nice young david a job as an Usher…

    On 335,000 tax free plus expenses plus artificial insemination clinic for free…

    he is thinking about it…

  155. 155
    Wang Che Moonie of the UK says:

    I am of course Secretary General of the UN not UK…

  156. 156
    Cockney Wittgenstein says:

    It’ll be a syrup

  157. 157
    jgm2 says:

    All I hear is that sulky Dave will just spit out his dummy and fuck off and get a ‘well-paid job’ in the IMF or the UN or somesuch bollocks.

    Sulky Dave is as likely to be employed outside of the Labour Party as Sulky Br*wn. Not a fucking hope. He’s good for fuck all. The Russian Foreign Minister had the measure of the useless c*u*n*t.

    Useless Dave will sit by the phone like the Maximum Imbecile waiting in vain for a range of head-hunters to drop mega-bucks jobs in his lap. And he’ll wait. And he’ll wait. And fuck all will eventuate. Just like the Maximum Imbecile.

    Useless Dave will remain a constituency MP and might even swallow his pride and apply for some uncontentious comedy shadow cabinet post just to double his salary for doing fuck all. Overseas aid or somesuch shit. Which would have the dual effect of keeping him out of the limelight and keeping the Maximum Imbecile from swanning around the world promising to p1ss away all our money on a ministerial salary.

  158. 158
    Phil the Greek (retired Admiral of the Fleet) says:

    He can always open the Commonwealth Games

  159. 159
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    “Party” not country
    Sums these twats up just nicely
    He should his eyes gouged out so that they rest on his cheeks, he filthy tongue sliced out and stuck up his brothers arse hole, be scalped, broken on the wheel then slowly roasted as the public piss on him and throw shit and acid at him
    Call me old fashioned

  160. 160
    Mrs Crewe says:

    Go on David cross the floor it would be the ultimate betrayal!! Oh Oh then sleep with Ed’s girlfriend and kick his dog!!!!!

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    Go Fourth Prezza says:

    He should have bottled Balls early on

    Strategic mistake

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    smoggie says:

    Thatcher sowed the seeds of war in Iraq when she…er….destroyed British manufacturing in the eighties…oh yeah and when she closed the pits even though there’s enough coal in Yorkshire for twenty thousand years (according to Lord Scargrills).

    And don’t forget she stopped the rum ration in Junior schools.

    War with arabs was thus inevitable.

  163. 163
    Zeno says:

    The Labour non-scrounging hard-working voter base does not exist.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Where’s Cameron these days. Is the idle fucker still on holiday?

  165. 165
    Go Fourth Prezza says:

    Sainsbury’s will give him a job

    To try and recoup their investment…

    But at what level ?!

  166. 166
    Blinky Testicules says:

    What voters ?

    Bunch of donkeys if you want my opinion..

    And I know

  167. 167
    Unsworth says:

    Four, apparently

  168. 168
    Mr Plum says:

    Bet he couldn’t even do that in the right order

  169. 169
    What WMD? says:

    Ed Milliband didn’t feel strongly enough against the Iraq war to EVER publicly delacre his opposition.
    When questioned about this by Sarah Montague on Today this morning he used the old excuse of ‘collective responsibility’.
    That just doesn’t wash. Everyone knew Clare Short, Jeremy Corbyn etc were against the war-they weren’t afraid to make their feelings known.

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    New York Times Correspondent says:

    Good idea

    Bill is having another bout of womanising

    Although he does not have much lead left in his pencil

    She needs some male company

  171. 171
    smoggie says:

    If de caravan is rockin don, come a knockin…

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    caesars wife says:

    so not quite a bye election , more of a bye front bench , and see if junior can mange without me and be ready for next time . Meanwhile eds grooming the new fabians for blind march into the wonk world of socialism , i was splitting my sides at youngsters being pleasingly progressive to the new great leader (cough totalitarian) , still waiting for those shadow front bench appointments other than transport minister .
    whole thing was split when they started running ministry of bullcrap to delude the nation once legal porn scripts of Imelda era were busted it was pretty clear that it was a ponzi scheme , ed has just been handed the remnants , but those other figures off behind the curtains in the shadows that were part of it , its justice of sort but many ordinary people have ended up in right old mess , thanks to the new politics of new labour .David milliband may well be having a supa nova huff moment , and we can have a private laugh at the media drugs wearing off and the expose of the creaking wheel of misfortune for all that is left , that is wonk socialism . But so many have not recognised what a massive failiure labour put on country or for that matter the evil leavers they used in pissing billions up against the wall for proganda , for a wonk core belief and corruption of democracy .
    CW is contemplating what is fitting justice , and hopes that the 60s student politics is well and truly ended .

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    Voice of Treason says:

    No, I call you just plain sick and juvenile.

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    13eastie says:

    It serves Labour fucking well right for selling the country out to the unions time and time again.

    David Miliband had been groomed for the role for years, was the most media-friendly candidate by a country mile, was the preference both of MP’s and the wider membership, and with his more moderate line stood a far greater chance of recapturing the floating voters Labour would need to get back in.

    That he’s been robbed of the leadership by union thugs and his own brainwashed brother is a personal tragedy for the man, who would likely have destroyed the field were it not for “Red Ed”.

    Thanks to more of Labour’s ludicrous party rules, “Red Ed” will not be allowed to pick his own “Red Shadow Cabinet”.

    Blairites in the HoC will be working round the clock to get their stooges onto the front bench, either keeping the old guard in the front line or populating the shadow cabinet with hopeless lightweights and tokens.

    The hoped-for unity of the Labour front bench and the prospect of effective opposition have been sabotaged from the word go.

    The party’s blinkered view of the world and its openness to union narrow-mindedness has cost it the best chance it had in the next election.

    It’s nothing less than Labour deserves.

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    Fox Correspondent says:

    I see you newspaper is collapsing

    Is this true ?

  176. 176
    P. Doff says:

    Last time I was offered a porn sandwich… instead of coming I went!

  177. 177
    Red Ed says:

    Surrender

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    tweedledum and tweedledee says:

    Ed Milliband advised him not to stand…..

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    Indigo says:

    Ask the BBC to broadcast something other than starry-eyed eulogies from the Labour conference, and we might then find out.

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    smoggie says:

    Guantamo Bay is wunnerful at this time of year. Surfin, jetskiing and water boarding is in full swing.

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    Unsworth says:

    On the bright side that’s a bit less than he was getting before – for doing exactly the same.

  182. 182
    MI5 says:

    He will be making false passports for Mossad

    he has the track record

  183. 183
    gildedtumbril says:

    You are old fashioned, and too gentle by far, beast, You must endeavour to be vicious.

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    BBC Controller says:

    You seem to have a sound grasp of political history

    Please join us

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    Splooge says:

    Merkin

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    jgm2 says:

    Now I bow to no man in my hatred of Labour but I feel I should make y’all aware that it is not just the Labour Party that is/has been used as a vehicle for personal enrichment.

    Last week I was in M&S picking up a birthday cake when my eye strayed to some certificate displayed proudly on the counter informing me that M&S were complying with the EU WEEE Directive.

    WTF is WEEE you ask? It’s the Directive to do with the store that sold you the stuff actually recycling the mobile phones and PCs and assorted electrosh1t that expires 13 months after you buy the fucking thing. And though I’m loathe to admit it I have to say it’s not a bad sentiment.

    But what next caught my eye was the c*u*n*t whose name was proudly certifying M&S as WEEE ‘compliant’. Some fucking company run by John Selwyn Gummer MP.

    So while we were all tearing our hair out as the Maximum Imbecile destroyed the economy her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, instead of appearing daily on our TVs warning the electorate what an insane fucker Br*wn was had useless c*u*n*t*s like John Fucking Selwyn Fucking Gummer busy setting up companies to take advantage of the latest Euro-Diktats. Just like Tim Fucking Yeo.

    C*U*N*T*S ALL.

  188. 188
    smoggie says:

    What the fuck else is he gonna do? If the Nation demands he fucks Hilary to cement the special relationship – and he can stomach it, then the lad deserves a knighthood.

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    Great Granddad says:

    The back benchers voted for David. Many of them will look to him to lead. Should Liebour ever get themselves back into Government, (Heaven forbid) then we she shall quite certainly see the outcome of unfinished business.

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    Engineer says:

    He does understand pay-slips, specifically, his own.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    Good riddance to totally worthless rubbish. No doubt he can get a job as a janitor at Harvard. His finances need perusal for possible fraud.
    Or perhaps he can set up a fast track kiddiewinkie importing company.

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    smoggie says:

    Better still, make him British Ambassador to Russia.

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    same old same old says:

    Interesting that Kinnock, Hattersley, Peter Hain, Jack Straw, Margaret Beckett , Simpson, Prentiss and Woodley seem to have morphed into the New Generation.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s apparently not considered good form to grandstand during an opposition parties conference.

    Only a total c*u*n*t like Br*wn would fly off to Af*han*st*n during the middle of an opposition parties conference in an effort to steal their TV coverage.

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    Hazel Bleeerzzzz says:

    Wicked and malicious?

  196. 196
    P. Doff says:

    The description might not be so far removed from what Mill D knew was being offered as an inducement to talk in Guantanamo Bay.

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    Bob says:

    Very interesting

    To feel the pulse

    http://www.thejc.com/news

    david Milliband is now a non person

    No mention of him

    Do a search

    Fascinating…

    Funny things going on…

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    No, they had to give it to Cherie instead

  199. 199
    Mandelson says:

    Gissa job

  200. 200
    Bob says:

    And for his 102 year old mum

    Bless him…

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    jgm2 says:

    North Korea?

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    Hear hear!

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    BBC Controller says:

    A fine body of men

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    Dickie Timney says:

    I want to spend more time with Big Tissues!

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    Anonymous says:

    When is his book coming out ?

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    jgm2 says:

    Actually – I’m liking this idea. David Cameron should go around offering c*u*n*t*s like Prescott and Br*wn ambassadorships in Zimbabwe, North Korea, right fucking Marxist sh!th*les like that.

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    ....has been exiled from Fife because Gordon is back....Shit says:

    Bye Bye…..

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    BBC Controller says:

    A well upholstered one, to boot

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    HazelNuts says:

    listen matey bubblebath that little nut is very tasty..leave it out..I would but not with yours

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    smoggie says:

    He might actually be doing his job as opposed to posturing in front of the cameras all day.

    Whatsthematter? You getting lonely?

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    Are you a labour Spad?

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    Splooge says:

    sounds like an IVF clinic

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    Ted the Red says:

    http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/38917/ed-miliband-backs-fantastic-faith-school

    I am not a believer but I am in favour of faith schools

    I am against the trade unions but I am for them

    I am against spending cuts but I am for them

    In fact I am for and against everything

    Like is simple like that

    I cannot be attacked because I always contradict myself

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    Mr Plum says:

    Banana treatment was his speciality

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    Rosie Winterton says:

    I am Prezza’s last stand…

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    Countrybumpkin says:

    No,Voice of Treason,he’s laughing so much at the antics of Marxist Lieboor he’s done himself a nasty injury…..hospitalised

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    Mike Hock says:

    Looking after the fruit and vegetable aisle?

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    Rentboy Brown the Thug says:

    Can I be your Deputy Rosie ?

    I will clean my act up promise…

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    smoggie says:

    Guido doesn’t care if he scares off the punters.

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    BBC Controller says:

    We would, of course, love to broadcast some Cameron coverage…

    Unfortunately, we’re all going to be down the pub taking a principled (but non-political and strictly neutral) stand against savage Tory cuts.

    The timing is unfortunate, but pure coincidence…

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    jgm2 says:

    Sounds like 96% of a sample of 53 women when asked said that it (NUGENLAB) made their wrinkles vanish.

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    ....has been exiled from Fife because Gordon is back....Shit says:

    ….Wait , wait He is not going is he?? Think of another mainstream Labour politician who’s name began with ‘M’……Mandel………? He gave up the limelight for backdoor power management.

    So what will David M do now…..?

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    Lolobotamy says:

    Oh dear is that all you have to hope for hehehe well point one the inquiry can be dropped on any minister that lied and betrayed the country by that lie so that pretty much the whole liebour party team lol and soz but you seem to have forgotten yer killer punch n02 well hardly a shock ye canny count after 13 yrs of the reds !

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    Labour the Next Generation.

    Disgrace: the final austere. These are the voyages of the hardship we hate-Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new words, like Quantitative Easing, to seek re-election and new civil Liberty infractions, to boldly crow about stuff that no government has bothered about before….

  225. 225
    Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    Curses….foiled again.

    I’ll be back, damn your eyes. I’m a fighter, not a quitter!

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    Mrs Crewe says:

    Rumour is Cameron will offer him the American Embassy!!!!

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    Dotty Old Cow says:

    Thick bitch Harriet Harman should be put out to pasture, she is as senile as Thatcher

  228. 228
    Robin Banks says:

    .

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    smoggie says:

    Or Glagow or Liverpool. Me I’d pick Lagos in an eyeblink.

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Hillary would be more interested in Mrs Milliband.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    I was under the impression that being an MP was a job.

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    Mrs Crewe says:

    Hysterical Harperson is on my list of Labour women who need culling! Never mind the badgers lets hunt the worthies no would mind that bit of blood sport Right first:
    Hysterical Harperson
    Mr Ruth Kelly
    Mr Yvette Cooper
    Tessa Jowell
    Extra points for The Awful Cheri
    any other suggestions?

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    roman says:

    I’ve always thought D Millipede was Labour’s version of Portillo – overhyped, overpromoted but under-supplied with real brains, courage or conviction.

    Suspect he will end up the same: a has-been that never really was.

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    Cynical Bastard says:

    Pretty much spot on.

    I cannot see him working to serve others:

    “Fries with that sir?”

    or showing any sign of enterprise:

    “A blowjob’s extra”

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    streamfisher says:

    “Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country”…LOL.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    BBC in full swing applauding the great man.

    Remind me again of his achievements during a 16 year career as an MP, 13 in Government?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Back to the jungle for you, then, David! I hope the chimps welcome you back. Given my regards to Greystoke if you see him!

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    barefootcontessa says:

    He could publicise bananas.

  239. 239
    Steve Miliband says:

    Nice seat on the sofa on thursday nights next to Portaloo when Abbott becomes Foreign Secretary (or maybe Private Schools minister)

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    Outlier says:

    So the immature little prat has spat the dummy; thrown his toys out of the pram; and taken his bat and ball and gone home to sulk!

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    Buzz says:

    To infinitives and beyond.

  242. 242
    Steve Miliband says:

    sorry – shadow FS and shadow Private schools minister

  243. 243
    Steve Miliband says:

    And David?

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    Down with Brown! says:

    David’s gone bananas!

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    AC1 says:

    IIRR Those kids aren’t biologically his. His DNA is dodgy.

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    streamfisher says:

    As long as doesn’t write another fucking book along with the rest of the chimps locked in a room with a typewriter and a battered Nokia.

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    concrete pump says:

    Nicely put as per, Mr beast.

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    AC1 says:

    Who I reckon Milliband looks like.

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    Lil Olmey says:

    No, only in his shadow closet.

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Another one bites the dust………………….. more to come hopefully !!

  252. 252
    Engineer says:

    Caroline “Window-Dressing” Flint
    Hazel “Chipmunk” Blears
    Baroness “Passports” Scotland

  253. 253
    Sir William Waad says:

    Does this mean that we don’t have to pay him any more?

  254. 254
    AC1 says:

    However The Labour Hard-Scrounging non-working voter is a tautology.

  255. 255
    Engineer says:

    Ooops – forgot Jacqui “Back Bedroom” Smith.

  256. 256
    Blake says:

    And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

  257. 257
    Engineer says:

    The two things Labour used to be good at were news management and mendacity. Just down to one talent, now.

  258. 258
    Dotty Old Cow says:

    New topic please

  259. 259
    Dotty Old Cow says:

    Only fucking joking! love watching the left squirm. Keep digging comrades you haven’t hit rock bottom yet.

  260. 260
    Willy Shakeslance says:

    If moose-sick be the food of love and all that.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    New topic? Watched Martin ‘balaclava’ McGuinness being patted on the shoulder by the cigar sucking Bill Clinton and sharing a joke together. Probably laughing at all the murdered IRA victims. Who says terrorism doesn’t work!

  262. 262
    streamfisher says:

    She certainly can cast a shadow that big.

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    Dack Blog says:

    I anticipate a Ll*yd Webber ‘Miliband the Musical’ in the West End within the year. Spanning the generations, appropriate brothery song titles, reality show w*nner leads, H of P sets with ‘Saturday Night Fever’ floors separating the ‘Jets’ and ‘Sharks’, banana merch*ndising… the possibilities are endless.

  264. 264
    Dack Blog says:

    I give up, m o d… I’m beat.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Hilary will wangle him a job in US, even if only to spite Bill.

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    Think about it. The PM wouldn’t really want to be holding press conferences etc and elbowing the Labour car crash off the news agenda, would he? And most of the political reporters are at the Labour conference.

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    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Chicken! What a sore loser!

  268. 268
    Payback is a bitch says:

    Oh well some of us had a good laugh at 9/11

  269. 269
    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s got more than two faces.

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    In my opinion says:

    Kinnochio was quoted today saying a delegate sitting behind him at the conference leaned forward after Mr Ed’s speech and said “We’ve got our party back”, and Mr “Well All Right” said it’s true. Kinnochio’s endorsement? That guarantees Labour are fucked. Well all right!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Well done Guido for this.

    Embargo schmargo.

  272. 272
    nell says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11436858

    So 19 out of this 50 labour mp’s who have put themselves forward for election to the shadow cabinet , will according to peter hain, make a strong team?!

    To name just a few – ed and yvette, peterhain the original ego, rosiewinterton(she of prezza fame), kevan’maximum trougher’ jones, dianeabbot, carolineflint(the lightweight female) and alan johnson(everybody’s yes man). Oh and I forgot andyburnham.

    peterhain for shadow foreign secretary do we think?

    No wonder kinnock said yesterday ‘ I have got my party back’

  273. 273
    13eastie says:

    It works a treat.

    It pays nicely too.

    Murdering the British public and its armed forces will get you a handsomely paid job in at the heart of the British political system where you get paid the same as everyone else even though you’ve never, ever turned up for work.

    If that isn’t enough, just say the word and you can have another, even better paid and grander-sounding job invented for you closer to home.

    The hunger-strikers must surely rue their folly nowadays.

    The killing and thuggery is where the money’s at.

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    brothers grimm says:

    Organising banana deliveries?

  275. 275
    AC1 says:

    He meant to say Nude Veneration.

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    Dr Foster of Gloucester says:

    Not many pepole know this, but Hain is suffering from Alzheimer’s caused by years overdosing on discount bronzer.

    That is why I believed him about having ‘forgotten’ about £103,156 of donations for his Deputy Leader campaign. of the Labour Party failed to declare. All contrary to electoral law. On the Metropolitan Police cmopleteely ignored my expert forensic testimony and announced that they had referred his case to the Crown Prosecution Service, but on 5 December 2008 the CPS announced that Hain would not be charged “because Hain did not control Hain4Labour that funded his campaign”. Too right he didn’t. He couldn’t even control his bladder. Now he has to wear a nappy and get the tans sprayed on professionally.

    .

  277. 277
    nell says:

    There are rumours tonight that he might be looking towards americ+a for lucrative employment.

    He and hillaryclinton did get on very well after all.

    Perhaps omaha could find him something to do.

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    AC1 says:

    96% of Women said their libido vanished after just one Milli Brand session.

  280. 280
    AC1 says:

    Bill Clinton uses a different “moniker” when he posts.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moniker

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    If the truth be told says:

    Yes I was thinking that as well. Wee Ed just thought it would be good eperience and look good on his CV but fucking hell he won and he really wasnt expecting it.
    LOL thats got to be the case ROFLMAO

  282. 282
    brothers grimm says:

    ” I’m leaving to get the knife in my back surgically removed.”

  283. 283
    concrete pump says:

    Many’s the slip ‘tween cock and lip.

  284. 284
    Dr Foster of Gloucester says:

    Leave them be. Each one of these dimwits is worth half a million votes to their opponents.

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    It may be nothing but... says:

    The person who announced the result on Saturday, they dont have any connections with Australian TV Model competitions do they ?

  286. 286
    Bob says:

    Were you and Campbell drinking together then ?

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    Got a lump in my trousers says:

    Caroline Flint

    hmmmmmm still would.

  288. 288
    Harriet Dromey says:

    No Thats my Plan and I thought of it first. Quick Jack keep applauding we must be seen to be loyal to the leader.

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    my brothers keeper says:

    He’s also promised to remain a backbench MP for South Shields.
    How long do we reckon that pledge will last?

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    Engineer says:

    The smile might be wiped off several of them when the Unions rustle their cheque-books in a meaningful manner.

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps you would like to wipe your spunk from concrete pump’s moniker and hand it back, oddball.

  292. 292
    Smashy & Nicey says:

    I believe it was top 30 in North Korea in the 1970’s

  293. 293
    Got a lump in my trousers says:

    Speaking from personal experience old boy?

  294. 294
    Dale Carnegie says:

    How to Waterboard People and Win Friends.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dont forget the ugly twins from Liverpool.

  296. 296
    Labour hypocrites says:

    Working hard to try and sort out the fucking mess Labour left behind?

  297. 297
    Spike Millipede says:

    Bananas : Their Part in my Downfall.

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    scouse twat says:

    The first cuts for Liverpool cops are out. Anti social plod will be bad as they have cut off the new supply of young guns.

    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2010/09/29/first-wave-of-merseyside-police-cuts-revealed-ahead-of-fears-over-25-budget-cut-100252-27361425/

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    Anonymous says:

    Same old faces wearing some new clothes. It should be Re Generation as opposed New Generation !

  300. 300
    concrete pumps right hand man says:

    Oooer, pumpy’s bitch is getting the hump. Good.

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    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    He,ll be going back to M.O.S.S.A.D, won,t he?

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Thank fuck there’s no crime in Liverpool then.

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah I though that Physically Clinton is starting to look like that Rich spoilt murdering dead bastard Ted Kennedy !

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    Anonymous says:

    What a mess.

  307. 307
    Gordoom says:

    Really, well I can do it! Nurse, pop the fizzy orange champers, whoooo ‘splot’, new nappie please Nursie!!

  308. 308
    unsteady eddie says:

    ‘I was against the war but have never bothered telling anybody about my opposition’
    ‘I love my brother and think he’s a fantastic asset to the country, but don’t mind stabbing him in the back and destroying his career’.
    ‘I wrote the election manifesto but six months later have realised it was all wrong’
    ‘I’m my own man and from the New Generation but enjoy the support of Kinnock, Hattersley and the union barons’,

  309. 309

    But I want my potty back.

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Off to have a wank now, are you?

  311. 311
    Generation Ed says:

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    Anonymous says:

    They are well and truly fucked with that sort of endorsement, twats.

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    milli-vanilli says:

    The Labour party sure know how to put on a show. Can they really be so stupid I guess it just comes naturally. Neil Kinnock stabbing TB and GB in the back I see and after they gave him £millions in cushy EU commission jobs for him and Glenys. Labour has one thing in common they asre in politics for what they can get out of it nothing more and nothing less. Shits the lot of them.

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    Caroline’s the Geri Halliwell of politics: you laugh and say you wouldn’t; but you probably would, with relish.

  315. 315
    milli-vanilli says:

    Smoggie keep sniffing pal – fucking moron.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whos Book ? Pete Townsends ?

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    rita fairclough says:

    Does your missus know about this? Doubt that she would be best pleased my old son.

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Is it bad to hate Labour and all the middle and upper class cronies who allegedly represent us…… ?? We, the sh*t at the bottom of the pile from Local Authority housing estates….who have had to work for a living and never applied for benefits in our lives!!

  319. 319
    Shoey says:

    Eds way of dealing with this is so funny, typically little brother.

    ‘How David sees it, it was a fair contest that I won’

    I bet he has been an insufferable sibling from birth

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    Dack Blog says:

    I think what DMil will have that Gordon didn’t is Blair giving him a shoo-in.

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    milli-vanilli says:

    Why do most Labour politicians give the impression of being retarded? Speech slur or impediment aside Ed looks a real geeky dork. Wow – DC and NC must be having a right old laugh at Labours expense.

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    Anonymous says:

    Beckett
    Abbot
    Oona King
    and that bloody awful shrill bug-eyed Aussie ‘leftie’ Kathy Lette-
    piss poor author and married to millionaire Geoffrey Robertson.

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    concrete pumps right hand man says:

    Awwww, have I upset pumpy wumpy’s little cock warmer?

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    I said “you”, not “I”. Still, I’d store either lass in the understairs cupboard for use in emergencies.

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    Sadiq Kahn says:

    I tried to persuade special Ed to do this but even he shirked from such windbaggery!

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    She could be the shadow minister for condesending rolling of eyes. Is that a Portfolio these days ?

  327. 327
    +++++EXCLUSIVE David Milliband Statement-First Draft ! EXCLUSIVE+++++ says:

    If our Ed’s a Leader then Im a Banana

  328. 328
    rita fairclough says:

    That’s the sort of reply you’d get from a lawyer or an insurance agent pointing to the small print on a claims form.

  329. 329

    You have summed me up with devastating accuracy…

  330. 330
    Where's the mentalist who loves to suck Labour knob? says:

    Where’s that hilarious Labour c’unt who calls everyone who loathes Labour tat and proceeds to post a thousand BrokeBack Coalition videos? Does he agree with Kinnochio that they’ve got their party back?

  331. 331
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5203381/Police-officer-who-conned-77000-in-benefits-jailed.html

    Some people benefited from NuLabour !!

  332. 332
    No need for the Queen, we have some Presidents now says:

    Mate. This is a place of rampant denial. Around them the EU superstate is being erected in plain sight, and they keep saying that Dave is a eurosceptic. Dave reveals he believes in the redistribution of wealth, and that he wants community organising, and the global carbon taxand they still think that he is a conservative. They don’t mind being slaves, as long as Labour doesn’t appear to be the master.

  333. 333
    section 5 says:

    Shhhh……..I think Fawkes has pulled the plug on the sad old twat.

  334. 334
    Sad Dick Kunt says:

    I’m glad Ed’s given me a job. Otherwise I’d have had to use my favourite card, the ray shell one.

  335. 335
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    I would bet a fair sum that she has a very hairy mary
    Large labia
    I would love to take her from behind
    With a 357 magnum

  336. 336
    jgm2 says:

    I hadn’t considered that possibility.

    Good call.

  337. 337
    Gordon Brown says:

    They’ve forgotten about me already. That’s it. I’m done. I’m off to Beachy Head.

  338. 338
  339. 339

    Rita Fairclough, Beast? Though I suspect you mean La Flint who certainly be self-oiling, the spotty young minx.

  340. 340
  341. 341
    scouse twat says:

    Fucking hell Guido. Did Mossad burgle his flat to get this for you?

  342. 342
    Lord Mandelbum says:

    I’ve already delivered him several bananas

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    No, i’m perfectly happy but i think you should read this quote:

    “Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

  344. 344
    Blake says:

    More like a Labour spack.

  345. 345
    Dick Tator says:

    Never mind the legs, a pulse is good. Anything with a pulse is good for our Hilary. Jeez, her hubby taught her that. Something a bit stiff is useful too.

  346. 346
    In My Opinion says:

    If you get a chance, watch the final seconds of Mr Ed’s speech again. You’ll see a gurning, grinning twat to the immediate left in the background, practically having an orgasm over Mr Ed’s empty words. Talk about a face you wouldn’t get bored of punching.

  347. 347
    In My Opinion says:

    Those of you who’ve seen the classic film SEVEN, which of the methods the killer uses would you have done to former Labour ministers? It’s obvious which one Prescott deserves.

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    Caroline Flint admitted only voting for David Milliband in the leadership election and not even bothering to list any other candidates.
    Wonder if Ed will give her a job?

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    Btw, you can use that one in school tomorrow.

    Thank you George Carlin.

  350. 350
    concrete pumps right hand man says:

    Just about sums you up to a t then.

  351. 351
  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t there one who had been fucked to death? Hmmm…I wonder.

  353. 353
    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    Is this what those Labour shites mean by “Benefiting from immigration”?

  354. 354
    scouse twat says:

    theres hope yet for Blair lol.

  355. 355
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    There’s an obvious inconsistency between the version of history being touted here and the unsourced allegation made on the Popbitch website yesterday.

    Sexual slander is the easiest way to undermine a man; c.f. ‘Goebbels having none at all..’

  356. 356
    rita fairclough says:

    I like ex soldier jailbirds with rough hands.

  357. 357
    Chris Huhne says:

    I had sex with a hot bird a few months ago.
    Completely ruined christmas dinner.

  358. 358
    jgm2 says:

    Actually, I’ve given that idea a little more thought and I’d be interested if you could highlight any ex-Labour MPs or previous Blair toadies that you think Blair has helped since leaving office.

    I think that now that the Labour Party and the UK has finished being of any use to Blair he’s not looking to return any favours at all. Least of all to those politicians who stood by while the Maximum Imbecile instigated a coup. Least of all to those politicians that accepted a cabinet post in the coup leader’s government.

  359. 359
    lunatic says:

    No point. Lunar House in Croydon sells them in blank packs of fifty.

  360. 360
    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    I understood that he did initially go to America but then fetched up here. Looks like he thought Britain would be a softer touch – just like the hundreds of thousands of “enrichments” Labour has still been sicking on us.

  361. 361
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Why do we political nerds lust over political babes that, were it not for the fact that voters have put their cross abainst their box (fwar! fwar!), we would not give them a second look? There is so much better totty out there in the real world. Now ‘scuse me.

  362. 362
    Dack Blog says:

    God knows – being a public sector waster I don’t have the time to be on here all bloody day quilting my political anorak.

    But if you’re right maybe Hils Clinton can find him a crony cranny ;)

  363. 363
    Martin Day says:

    There’s less crime there than where you live you fucking wowser.

  364. 364
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    In what way is ‘Leader of the Labour Party 2010-…’ going to look good on -anyone’s- CV?

  365. 365
  366. 366
    David Minibanana says:

    The genuine reason I opted out of Red Ed’s cabinet was that I couldn’t stomach having to take orders from Red Ed, Red Ken, Bullyboy Whelan and reading speeches written by Unite leaders.

  367. 367
    Michael says:

    The Oscar nominations are coming up soon…if David Milibands name is not on it, then want an injustice.

    One thing you can be sure about is the David Miliband will do what is best for David Miliband political, he just can’t help himself!. He’s playing the long political game, just buying his time, waiting for his brother’s leadership to start failing or waiting for serious internal splits to start, then if his brother steps down or is forced out. There will be David Miliband riding in on this white horse… preaching “don’t worry, here I come to save the day…told you! You should have picked me”. He can’t do that if he is in his brothers team because if Labour fails, then if will be seen as the Miliband’s failure not Ed Miliband’s failure.

    His totally arrogance and self belief that the leadership should have been his is quite nauseating. That the Labour party has made the wrong choice in his eyes. I am however impressed on how he keeps that all bottled up and how his face must ache from all the smiling.

  368. 368
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Amanda Platell is looking a bit used nowadays. Looks as if armies have marched over her. Presumably William didn’t hit it.

  369. 369
    13eastie says:

    Why so little imagination?

    Gordon Brown: tied to the road on Whitehall and then run over by a very slow-moving steam-roller feet first, the flattened corpse left on the tarmac during a week-long Congestion Charge amnesty.

  370. 370
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    O/T

    According to Channel 4 News, the European Commission will not be taking legal action against France for rightly deporting thousands of pikeys back to Romania.

    ARE YOU LISTENING, CAST-IRON DAVE !

    Stand up to the feeble Euro-tossers and the wimp out. GET IT !

  371. 371
    Unless she's a man in drag says:

    Presumably not.

  372. 372
    concrete pump says:

    I would.

  373. 373
    Dack Blog says:

    I think DM will be wanting that pound of flesh off greedy Ed. Prezzer’s obvious for gluttony but then that vic was a shut-in so it may be better option for Gordon. Or sloth, perhaps. But then there’s wrath… envy… pride. Yup – Gordon as well.

  374. 374
    LesTosseurs says:

    Is that some sort of hand job?

  375. 375
    Bob says:

    The US Embassy in London is already occupied by a mossad…

  376. 376
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    It seems that Ralph Mili and his dad were so brave they left Ralph’s mother and sister over in Belgium to face whatever Adolf had in mind for them.

    Maybe that’s where David Mili got his courage gene from. It’s still working.

  377. 377
    Centralis says:

    the Blairite standard bearer just gave up and walked off to the backbenches
    the factions are disintigrating as the prospect of a front line job is diluting their residual loyalty to two men who are long gone

  378. 378
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Concrete category

    http://tinyurl.com/36hcmar

    Particularly:
    A concrete category is a pair (C,U) such that
    * C is a category, and
    * U is a faithful functor C → Set (the category of sets and functions).
    (Not looking good so far cp!)

    Fast forward to Implicit structure of concrete categories:
    Given a concrete category (C,U) and a cardinal number N, let UN

    You must watch that ‘Natural Transformation’ or it could cause problems…
    :-) CRMM

  379. 379
    Liam Fox letter: police search MoD after leak says:

    Dozens of Military of Defence police have been called in to investigate the leak of Liam Fox’s letter criticising proposed defence cuts as ministers try to play down a split within Government.

    n the letter to David Cameron, seen by The Daily Telegraph, Dr Fox warned that “draconian” reductions in military funding could have “grave consequences” for the Government.

  380. 380
    Anonymous says:

    Every member is in it for that reason; it matters not which party they claim to support.

  381. 381
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Those are liebours figures I take it, where they also say the area has full employment, the unions are non-existent and everyone earns more each year than Wayne Rooney spends on whores.

  382. 382
    Zed says:

    RedEd needs to remember “Keep close to your friends but closer to your enemies”
    I’m loving this unfold – it’s beginning to look more and more like a good old Stalinist Purge.
    Will split the Labour Party just like those good old days with the lefties following their own inward-looking manifesto as their comrades on the right pick them apart day by day.
    Just as the Economy grows exponentially 2014-2015 it becomes clear to all.
    It’s gonna be a landslide !!

  383. 383
    Mandelson says:

    As I am sure you know (pause), although I am often wrongly associated with the new Labour project, I was in fact actually pushing for EdDidn’tExcel for the last few years, discretely, as is my modus operandi. I am thus quietly awaiting the call from EdDidn’tExcel to use my influence to rid the aprty of those creepy Blairites and Loser Brown supporters.

  384. 384
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    My reply misplaced @364 (probably because I have had dinner with plenty of red wine…)

  385. 385
    shooting their Fox says:

    You’ll never take me alive copper!!! I’ll do a Moaty.

  386. 386
    Bank of England says:

    spend spend spend

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear Shoey,spade has different connotations.

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    The economy must be doing great.

  389. 389
    Jethro says:

    So that’s what he said! Here’ve I been thinking all these years that he said, “WEE ALL NIGHT!”

  390. 390
    caesars wife says:

    One small detail that may have been missed is I dont think David Milliband has voted on shadow cabinet ?

  391. 391
    Lab 40% Con 39% Lib 12% says:

    they’re finished!!!!! lol

  392. 392
    tEEbEEgEEbEES says:

    Look!

    If Teflon and McRuin could bring UK to it’s knees, what’s left for Red Ed to do?

    Ah!

    Harmonisation with ZimBubWay!

    It’s all soooo clear!

  393. 393
    JonathonWoss says:

    I have offered him Geest appearances.

  394. 394
    Dr Kelly says:

    The mask slipped when he attacked Harman for clapping Ed’s empty anti-war rhetoric though didn’t it?!

  395. 395
    In My Opinion says:

    Labour is going to enter a period of civil war that’ll make the 80’s look like a golden era for them. Fun times ahead for all of us who despise Labour with a passion.

  396. 396
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

    he should ask call me Dave since he has his head permanantly up Obama’s arse now

  397. 397
    In My Opinion says:

    Did Magda show her face at the conference this week? If not, why not? I thought she can’t bear to be apart from her hero.

  398. 398
    they were all at it says:

    must be why Thatcher had secret talks with the IRA

  399. 399
    The IMF says:

    The UK is on the road to recovery and we back the Coalition’s deficit reduction plan.

  400. 400
    Discreet Pimp says:

    Wanna buy some mandies pump?

  401. 401
    Simple says:

    Callme simple but I can not understand why a man would throw away All that he had achieved and had to come, simply because his brother had taken over the family firm.

    There has to be more to this than meets the eye.

  402. 402
    ReallyFedUp says:

    Seconded. North Korea would certainly sort out the mardy arsed, gay poster boy loser

  403. 403
    Ed says:

    ‘My door is always open should David decide to return to frontbench politics.
    And I’ll slam it in his face if he ever decides to walk through.’

  404. 404
    Dr Fox = defence industry puppet says:

    Dr Fox is an attention seeking git. There is so much waste within the MOD that even Twiggy would get fat on the overspend.

  405. 405
    james purnell says:

    same old dave – reliable to the end

  406. 406
    AC1 says:

    It’s “OK”, it’s Jizya (google it), their more equal religion positively tells them to do this.

  407. 407
    Granny Gropers In Nottingham says:

    Ed Balls felt up my grandma

  408. 408
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Correct.

    All that happened today was a loser of the election to lead the party that lost the general election lost the will to continue in politics. You can’t help being in danger of wearing out the word loser with this lot.

    When the real carnage begins, say Whelan calls one of his hoards of zombies out on strike over pay and his new toy puppet leader backs them to the hilt, I wonder if Britains Biggest Cokeusers will give them as much coverage as they are now? Times are different because due to these incompetent pricks there genuinely is no money. With Maggie vs the Miners in the 80’s that wasn’t the case. Now it’ll be Whelan vs Cameron – but what’s left of the rank and file liebour retards never wanted Ed to lead them, so they will be the first to revolt when the double whammy pain of cuts and stikes begins.

    Clingons from the last administration like Harman and Balls have seen what’s happened to Jacqboots and Hoon etc so they know they’ll be unemployable outside their pampered wonderland. This in itself is cause for more civil war because with them around Ed knows he can never get away from the message he’s putting out, starting today: “the past is gone, nothing to do with me guv”.

  409. 409
    White Van Man says:

    Oh here we fuckin go again…
    Now Hilary Clitlickers a rug munching strap on wearing bull dyke I suppose!

  410. 410
    Up shit Geek says:

    So Labour have elected a Leader who does not believe in Marriage, God, Family ties, Defence and Loyalty but he does believe in Union strikes.

    This in itself would not matter much but it could affect all our lives to the detriment in years to come if Dave fooks up.

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    who shit in Anne Widdecombes hat ?

  412. 412
    losers says:

    that why they are losing in the polls
    or not

    Ha Ha Ha

  413. 413
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe Cammo could stoke the boilers a bit. I’d almost respect him if he pulled this one off:

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/6320858/pastures-new-for-david-miliband.thtml

  414. 414
    polyanna says:

    they backed Irelands and that was a car crash

  415. 415
    lolol says:

    he believes the Daily Mail though

  416. 416
    In My Opinion says:

    Is Dy Ann Flabby Bott in line for a shadow cabinet job? Shadow Secretary for Da Riiice an’ Da Peeea?

  417. 417
    Ratsniffer says:

    If he’s anything like most brothers he is probably seething with envy and rivalry.

  418. 418
    Lib, Lab, Con - go to hell says:

    Hear hear!

  419. 419
    thought police alert says:

    Piss off you lily livered twat.

  420. 420
    Dr Trolltrainer says:

    Ah, you’re back again. You’ve been away, haven’t you, getting your medication and having those dirty thoughts extracted from your brain. Hasn’t worked yet? More therapy required…

  421. 421
    Sarf of the River says:

    Excellent!

  422. 422
    simon r says:

    In my fantasy it is Brown who is the killer at the end who wants Tony to exact revenge.

    So he hands him the box with Cherie’s head in it.

  423. 423
    Dr Trolltrainer says:

    Off you go now…take your tablets and do your art therapy. And tomorrow when they unlock you cell I want you to show me your drawings and tell me what they mean…

  424. 424
    Poor Bill says:

    Iraq war does matter ?

    No one gives a flying fu3k. It’s history, move on or we will start talking about the pact you Marxist made with the National Socialists.

    Just as relevent I think. If we’er in historical mode.

    Was Mil-e-band senior still working for Stalin then ?

  425. 425
    The CBI says:

    UK sales have risen for the third month in a row.

  426. 426
    Gordon's Nursie Nursie says:

    Gordon it is on your head again, how many more times must I tell you not to do that.

    No fizzy orange for you today.

  427. 427
    Top Marks For Being Creative says:

    Legendary poster

  428. 428
    Top Marks For Being Creative says:

    Pure win

  429. 429
    Harriet Harman deserved it says:

    Lets be honest he has won more fans for that alone than anything he did while in power.

  430. 430
    polyanna says:

    before the cuts and tax rises begin
    houseprices in england and wales are at their lowest level in two years

  431. 431
    polyanna says:

    before the cuts and tax rises begin
    house pri ces in england and wales are at their lowest level in two years

  432. 432
    Don't Know says:

    Don’t know about dem veg, but a nice flabby arse a’jiggin ‘n a’jauntin get’s my vote .

    Unless it’s Gordoom’s.

  433. 433
    Norman Arse says:

    Loser boy David split one in his statement.

    Perhaps the little twat will go back to Golders Green Grammar School and sit his GCSEs.

  434. 434
    New bestseller... says:

    Could this have been a failed attempt to triangulate the leadership election. Clever David gets not so clever Ed to court the unions while David is all statemanslike to the party. David of course wins elections and Ed is part of cabinet but since he is the unions choice ensures they behave themselves while David has to reveal his ‘not so bad’ cuts.

    Considering how many times the Labour party sold out the unions, said unions did not play along and applied the same tactics they use to fix their own elections…

    Ed wins without a real mandate and David goes into a sulk as this was all his idea anyway and its so unfair, no wonder mum didn’t want to watch, must be sick of sorting out the sibling arguments!

  435. 435
    My favourite loony says:

    LOL

  436. 436
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    How are my boys Dave, Nick, Ed and Dave getting on?

    Busy playing amongst themselves quite happily.

  437. 437
    I learnt the meaning of socialism from the Nazis says:

    Red ‘ed with sweaty balls – like HIV – the gift that just keeps giving. Heard it’s a real problem in Zumbobway and spreading here due to all the ‘skilled’ Zumbobwayans invited into Croydon to handpaint British passports for Mossad. Too late for a vaccine. Culling is the only option.

  438. 438
    this one is going to run and ru.. shit! he's pissed off says:

    the media and dead tree press are crying in their booze tonight as they are denied four years of brother v’s brother psychobabble

  439. 439
    Hazel Blears says:

    Gordon is doing what he’s best at and that’s getting on with the job.

  440. 440
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Their credibility makes them irrelevant for the rest of the ’10s now. These polls you speak of – their point is…?

  441. 441
    Martin Day says:

    I am quite sure he will be found a nice cushy Kinnock type of non job, that’s what happens to fuckwits within the Labour parteh.
    The Welsh fucking windbag and his bent family have made millions from us for doing fuck all.
    Typical champagne socialist treacherous bastards.

  442. 442
    scouse twat says:

    Rumour going round Fox is about to throw his hand in

  443. 443
    First-time buyer says:

    Great news for those trying to get on the housing ladder.

  444. 444
    Some Trolls are SO mad you've got to laugh.. says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  445. 445
    Having a moment, are we? says:

    All one poster.
    V Sad.

  446. 446
    The Mother of all Parliaments says:

    Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

  447. 447
    soap watch says:

    Don’t worry- this drama will run and run.
    Despite the best efforts of Labour to ” draw a line under it and move on”, it won’t go away.
    The party is still split into different factions, with a brother on each side. David may not be on the front bench, but if he decides to remain and MP he will be lurking in the background, biding his time and waiting for his back-stabbing sibling to cock- up so he can return as Labour leader.

  448. 448
    Ratsniffer says:

    ..unless Dave joins the coalition….the media will have a field day then. The bros will be slugging it out on the Jeremy Kyle show.

  449. 449
    Matron in Ward 9 says:

    Sadly, he’s not responding well to treatment and insists on composing his address to the United Nations on saving the wotld.

  450. 450
    M.O.D. plod says:

    in our search today to find the leaker we found a piece of paper with the telegraph news desk’s phone number and the words “must arrange meeting this week to give them letter” in liam fox’s office
    we conclude that this is nothing more than liam fox being kind enough to pass back mail to the telegraph which must have been sent to his office by mistake

    we have also been told today by liam fox himself that he did not do it and he seems like a nice chap. so our exhaustive efforts to find the culprit is at an end

  451. 451
    House of Shite, Westminster says:

    Why do most Labour politicians give the impression they are rabidly anti-English?

  452. 452
    Can't believe what i've read says:

    http://earlcallaway.com/corpsecount.html

    Fucking hell……..

  453. 453
    Anyone got good odds on Fox going says:

    Fox obviously leaked the letter himself what a first class twat.

  454. 454
    Dave might be the Heir to Blair but the tory right would cut off his balls if he tried that says:

    And you think that’s likely do you ?

  455. 455
    Guido can see the IPs says:

    O Rly?

  456. 456
    keep hoping says:

    he has zero power on the backbenches
    if he wanted to mount a coup or do some serious damage you do it from where you have some clout on the frontbench
    ask Liam Fox

  457. 457
    Vaz says:

    I sense as Chairman of the Home Affairs Committe, I could make some profit out of this.

  458. 458
    the tory right says:

    over our dead bodies

  459. 459

    Hi Guido

    Labour have taken a massive step forward to regaining power .

    You righties just watch

    Ricki

  460. 460
    testing says:

    do you have magic powers to moderate every post undernath you Ratsniffer ?

  461. 461
    just list the words we CAN use Guido says:

    nope! Guido’s modding word count must have drastically increased lately

  462. 462
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  463. 463
    Poland 1919 says:

    Us Miliwatts are known for our patriotism and loyalty.

  464. 464
    windmills of my mind says:

    Didn’t you see those pigs flying over Manchester,they were even in formation.

  465. 465

    Hi Guido

    Maybe you could tag as ” The left strike back ” ?

    Ricki

  466. 466
    polyanna says:

    and bad news for the economy

    think there will be that many eager house buyers in a recession with massive job cuts looming?

  467. 467

    Hi Windmills

    Have you seen the polls ?

    Ricki

  468. 468
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

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  469. 469
    Having a moment, are we? says:

    All one poster.
    V. Sad.

  470. 470

    Hi Just

    Guido claims for free speech but in pratice he is not in favour of free speech .

    Ricki

  471. 471

    Hi Anon

    Is that another sky repeat ?

    Ricki

  472. 472

    Hi Anon

    Is that another S*y repeat ?

    Ricki

  473. 473

    Hi Anon

    Is that another murdoch R*peat ?

    Ricki

  474. 474
    windmills of my mind says:

    Polls,smolls,when these lovebirds get divorced and call an election and you win that,then you can come and gloat,until then the pigs are still flying over Manchester.

  475. 475

    Hi Wind

    But even after 97 the T*ries where never ahead until David shameron got selected .

    Wait and see

    Ricki

  476. 476
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I have a shadow cabinet position please?

  477. 477
    windmills of my mind says:

    I doubt that the left could tag anything,without asking what’s in it for them and how much will they get paid.

  478. 478

    Hi Guido

    You all should read andd learn from this site

    http://www.change.org/

  479. 479
    Ted Miniballs says:

    fuckin genius. newsnight interview a bunch of labour voting c unts and only 3 out of a dozen say they’d vote labour. who the fuck run these polls?

  480. 480
    windmills of my mind says:

    If you believe in what the polls say, great, I really don’t give a toss as to thinks who can run the country better, as the country is run by the EUSSR and this country is just a little county of it,hence the need for county councillors,in a few years the EUSSR will get rid of all the county councillors in the HOC as it’s sucking money from the pockets of the people who run EUSSR.

  481. 481

    Hi Guido

    You will all see Ed change our country , More wind farms , More jobs , Higher taxes from bankers .

    Change is coming

    Ricki

  482. 482
    Gordon says:

    Hello. I’m looking for the Gay Folkes blog. Is this it?

  483. 483
    In My Opinion says:

    I disagree with all those who say Hazel Blears’s new post-plastic surgery look is bad. I think it’s an improvement. Judge for yourself:

    http://tinyurl.com/yd8z77l

  484. 484
    Ted Miniballs says:

    Yep more windfarms. I notice Neil Pillock is already back on the scene…

  485. 485

    Hi Wind

    With all the great minds in Brussels and our fantastic Baroness Ashton we will make sure the bankers are sorted , You need not worry .

    As soon as Ed is elected PM you will all see change .

    Ricki

  486. 486

    Hi Ted

    He has experince unlike David Shameron .

    Ricki

  487. 487
    windmills of my mind says:

    Can I ask what freekin planet have you just arrived from,more wind farms how about nuclear power,winds farms only work when the wind blows,more jobs,who for more immigrants,Higher taxes well that expected from you lot ,as you’ve already pissed billions up the wall,bankers 3 freekin quangos to look after them,3 totally impotant quangos,letting the bankers do what they wanted.

  488. 488
    Shoey says:

    Spads are hired helpnand generally up-hill gardeners, where as spades were hired (in more modern times) help and gardeners, don’t know about connotations, but deviations, well…

  489. 489

    Hi Guido and readers

    Dont you all see ? Only the left can solve your problems .

    We and Ed have the answers .

    Ricki

  490. 490
    windmills of my mind says:

    That’s what’s worrying me.

  491. 491
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

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  492. 492

    Hi Wind

    Look we got a few things wrong but Ed understands that , He said he would tackle immigration and he said he wouldnt oppose all the cuts .

    Ricki

  493. 493
    windmills of my mind says:

    The left could solve our problem by getting foot and mouth disease,you know like the one your lot let loose,as you wouldn’t pay to repair the research establishment because you had already pissed the money up against the wall.

  494. 494
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Stick a rubik’s cube up your arse!

  495. 495

    Hi Wind

    But why ?

    They are well paid and bieifed .

    Ricki

  496. 496
    Voice of Treason says:

    Such a profound comment from one obviously not highly educated.

  497. 497

    Hi Wind

    Look i said we got a few things wrong , But some of it was down to Mrs Thatcher .

    Ed has learned the lessons and can change the country for the better .

    Ricki

  498. 498
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

  499. 499
    windmills of my mind says:

    Yes like breathing.

  500. 500
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    We had thirteen years of it Red Ed lover, why don’t you lurch off to the left and fuck off!

  501. 501
    windmills of my mind says:

    Ok Ricki you have converted me .

    Vote for Ed !!!

  502. 502
    Ted Miniballs says:

    Experince?? I thought you may mean experience, but then again, of what exactly? Never having a real job? Never claiming that he’s his son’s father? repeatedly swallowing his brothers sploodge? Perhaps experince of being repeatedly humiliated by his older brother (TUC section 9d, para4g, subsection 94) whos now fucked off in a big hissy fit ’cause its sooo unfair.

  503. 503
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    What among, he’s only been in the Liebour party for five years

  504. 504
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    LOL

    Ricki is someone’s beloved sock puppet, but whose I wonder?

  505. 505

    Hi Anon

    Why are you so mad and abusive ?

    Ricki

  506. 506
    windmills of my mind says:

    Find your own fookin name TAT you twat.

  507. 507

    Hi Wind

    Why do the right have to hateful ?

    Ricki

  508. 508
    Having a moment, are we ? says:

    All one poster.
    V. Sad.

  509. 509

    Hi All

    Ed will beat your T*ry rich kids

    Ricki

  510. 510
    jgm2 says:

    So, only now that he doesn’t get to be Party Leader, is it suddenly a problem that Harriet Harman is a two-faced weasel?

    Pull the other one. He was just cross because he didn’t get a shot at being PM.

  511. 511
    Ratsniffer says:

    No.

  512. 512
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Pot, Kettle Red Ed lover!

    Try leave a comment here.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/theuklabourparty

  513. 513
    Having a moment, are we ? says:

    All one poster.

    Very sad.

  514. 514
  515. 515
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  516. 516
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off nonce.

  517. 517
    Nursey says:

    There there dear, come along now! Time for your bed, and a nice cup of warm milk…with….er…some lovely medicine added. To make you sleep. And to stop those nasty voices in your head..

  518. 518
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    get on the right side windy lol

  519. 519
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off TAT

  520. 520
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Oh poor David is off to the backbenches with the old foggies to suck on a werther original. I hope the smell of we- wee and ralgex is not overpowering. Goodbye.

  521. 521
    HandsomeDavid says:

    So what. Some grannies in Nottingham are in their thirties.

  522. 522

    Hi All

    Is this a T*ry site only then ? . I thought you could come here and debate .

    Ricki

  523. 523
    Anonymous says:

    I hope so.

  524. 524
    Is that hilarious Mr Splooot twat back under a new name? says:

    Labour trolls are so desperate. Especially those who used to be called Bullingdon Dave and liked to post a thousand BrokeBack Coalition videos and accuse everyone who hates Labour of being tat. As you might have gathered, this sad creature has nothing better to do that spend his life on a site where everyone hates Labour, just so he can post his “Waaa, I wuv him” comments which in his diseased mind passes for wit and satire. One day he’ll see the futility of his existence and decide to do the right thing and top himself.

  525. 525
    Hazel Blears MP says:

    We should stop being wicked and malicious.

  526. 526
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, the IMF. Staffed by political tossers who have never done a days work in their lives.

  527. 527
    jgm2 says:

    Okay. Start a debate.

    I’m off to bed.

  528. 528
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    You can, but you seem to have made up your mind already, you really need to get back to posting leaflets through letter boxes.

  529. 529
    Sarf of the River says:

    It’s the same around here.

  530. 530

    Hi jgm2

    What about the state running travel ?

    Ricki

  531. 531
    Now I expect the hilarious Mr Splooot/Bullingdon Dave twat to respond with his legendary riposte... says:

    Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat? Where’s the blog tat?

    Really? Time to kill yourself, Labour robot. Make sure you ram a bottle of fizzy orange up your bot bot first.

  532. 532

    Hi Among

    No I am willing to debate

    Ricki

  533. 533
    Bella Fonte says:

    “Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan’ go home
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan’ go home”

  534. 534
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Not at all Red Ed lover, but believe what you want as no one gives a shit.

  535. 535
    ██████████████ 90%▐ says:

    Fuck off Dave Miliband.

  536. 536
    Regional Party Komrade says:

    Calling all labour trolls. Please report to camp no 174/2 for re-programming. Your trade union Komrade leader will address you on the evils of kapitalism. You will forget new labour. You will embrace your new communist party!

  537. 537
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    No your not Mr Red Ed lover, your willing to post pro Liebour bollox and that’s about it.

  538. 538

    Hi All

    How about this for saving money , Let the EU make the rules then we can save money by scrapping MPs ?

    Ricki

  539. 539
    How desperate are they? says:

    The only travel I am interested in is you fucking off to Siberia.

  540. 540
    ██████████████ 90%▐ says:

    Fuck off Ricki and take your pathetic NuLavatory dictionary of hate speech and illegal words with you.

    Go on, fuck off.

  541. 541

    Hi Mong

    No , I am agaisnt ID cards and Iraq , I want to hear other views .

    Ricki

  542. 542
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    I’m not, Mr Red☭Ed lover.

  543. 543

    Hi How

    Thats a maybe then ?

    Ricki

  544. 544
    In my opinion says:

    Let’s cut the niceties and flowery language and get down to basics. The Milibands are a pair of mong faced c-unts who should fuck off and be forced to spend the rest of their days looking after Gordon Brown, including feeding him, giving him his medication and wiping his arse.

  545. 545
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Where’s the democratic accountability in the though Mr Red☭Ed?

  546. 546
    White Van man says:

    Fuck off TaT

  547. 547

    Hi Mong

    We vote in EU elections ?

    Ricki

  548. 548
    smoggie says:

    same poster

    it’s tat having a mental breakdown again

    Very sad

  549. 549
    Billybowden wanks dogs says:

    same poster

    it’s the drug addict TaT

  550. 550
    QWERTY says:

    the site nutter is having a psychotic episode again

    very sad

  551. 551
    Anonymous says:

    “The left Strikes Back ” Against who ? The Blairites ? I rest my case.

  552. 552
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Hello Mr Red☭Ed lover,

    Well its a democratic deficit, compared to a democratic Nation State the EU is less democratic and thus has a democratic deficit compared to our parliamentary government.

  553. 553
    thick as thieves TaT the drug addict nutter says:

    9.11 was an inside job and I believe in little green men and UFO’s!!!?!%!?! !*?

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP! WHOOOOOOOOOP! WHOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  554. 554
    Tom 'Bunker Bunter' Watson MP says:

    I know where you live.

  555. 555
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    He’s in love with Red☭Ed smoggie, fresh out of the liebour party conference he’s all fired up like a chav after watching a rocky film.

  556. 556
  557. 557
  558. 558
    annnnonyperson says:

    His letter translated:

    “Well, bugger you lot, then! I am taking my ball home, so there!”

  559. 559
    Richard Y says:

    I know where he lives too.

  560. 560
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking mongs

    Read what was written

  561. 561
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Oh please, get your own moniker you copycat mong!

    TAT Warning!

  562. 562
    Airey Belvoir says:

    “All that he had achieved’ being what exactly? Eased into Oxbridge with poor A-Levels through his father’s contacts, political bag carrier before being parachuted into a safe seat where a monkey with a red rosette would get in, failed to impregnate his wife and had to buy in his sprogs, undistinguished Foreign Secretary with some dubious baggage over acquiescence in torture, failed more than once to raise the courage to topple the worst PM in living memory, then lost a leadership contest to an even more geeky and jejeune younger sibling. Some achievements.

  563. 563
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Mr Red☭Ed lover, your comments still showing blue you Muppet!

  564. 564
  565. 565
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Agreed!

  566. 566
    Anonymous says:

    You lot been trolled Ha Ha Ha

  567. 567
    TAT = ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ = Rickilake (Labour supporter) says:

    are you going to warn Guido you’ll shut his site down again nutter ?

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  568. 568
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Yes “they” do!
    IP address and all I’m afraid.

    Get your own moniker and stop stealing mine Mr Red☭Ed loving mong, and wile your at it fuck of back on to LiebourList with the rest of the mongs.

  569. 569
    Tin Foil TaT says:

    No, tat is babbling like a lunatic again.

  570. 570
    Tin Foil TaT says:

    go fuck yourself TaT you sad dribbling nutcase

  571. 571
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    hello mong!

  572. 572
    The Real Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man, proud supporter of Gordon Brown and Sadiq Khan says:

    Waaaaaah! I wuv my Labour parteh! Dey make my shrivelled cock hard and go SKLOSH! Pump me full of fizzy orange!

  573. 573
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    I wuv my Red☭Ed, fap fap fap fap fap fap, splooge…….

  574. 574
  575. 575
    AC1 says:

    Rubbish.

    The economy is helped by affordability, not by inflation of any kind.

  576. 576
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ = TaT = Rickilake (Labour supporter says:

    just how much of a psycho are you TaT? are you sitting in a pile of your own shit eating it and giggling right now?

  577. 577
    Anonymous says:

    Balls v Balls

  578. 578
    Hello Mr Splooot! says:

    I love pushing the buttons of Labour trolls. In a minute, he’ll have another embolism like the other night and start ranting all in block capitals! He’s never been able to get over being mocked for defending Brown over the secretary shoving story. Isn’t that right, Bullingdon Dave? As you said
    “Rawnsley says you’re full of shit. Never happened.” Ha ha! Now watch the little Labour troll have another tantrum. Dance for me, doggy!

  579. 579
    thick as thieves TaT the drug addict nutter says:

    9.11 was an inside job and I believe in little green men and UFO’s!!!!

    THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

  580. 580
    ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Sorry but your wrong there

  581. 581
    prickely says:

    just back from South Shields & there are Lamborginis parked in driveways FFS!

  582. 582
    (Hideously) White Van Man says:

    Tat will shut Guido’s site down again with his magic nutter powers.

  583. 583
    In my opinion ☠ ⓂⓄⓃⒼ ⒶⓁⒺⓇⓉ ☠ says:

    Agreed!

  584. 584
    Perfectly Straight EU certified banana says:

    There’s another point here – 2 or 3 months ago when this charade started, Milliband Senior withdrew his personal nomination and gave it instead to Dianne Abbot, which gave her the required 23 nominations to go forward to the ballot. At the time he said he’d done this to get a more diverse range of candidates. Anybody like to guesstimate what the result might have been with 4 candidates rather than 5? As Abbot was eliminated in the first round could he have won if he hadn’t given his personal nomination to her – assuming the other 4 candidates voted for themselves?

  585. 585
    Hello Mr Splooot! says:

    I’m a Labour supporter who spends his entire life posting on a site where everyone hates Labour. That doesn’t make me a troll, nooooooooooo!

  586. 586
    ED "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:

    You are going round the bend Tat. Very sad.

  587. 587
    Andrew Rawnsley says:

    He’s not full of shit. It did happen. Brown shoved his secretary. Now fuck off and suck Sadiq Khan’s greasy knob.

  588. 588
    13eastie says:

    Who did Thatcher nail-bomb?

  589. 589
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever says:

    Thick as thieves supported Gordon Brown in the election.

  590. 590
    Bullingdon Dave is really tat and has been talking to himself for the past year says:

    I wuv Gordon! Rat-a-tat-a-tat! SPOLGE!

  591. 591
    White Van man says:

    Didn’t tat threaten to shut down Guido’s site the last time he went crazy like this?

  592. 592
    smoggie says:

    You’re tat you nutcase or don’t you even know who you are anymore psycho ?

  593. 593
    TaT says:

    I’lll never be able to live down the fact that I ran crying and blubbering to Guido to ban someone who was laughing at me.

    If it weren’t for the fact I already ran away crying from Guido’s site vowing never to come back.
    Twice.

    And I threatened to shut down Guido’s site with my magical nutter powers.

  594. 594
    Fuck 'em! says:

    Muzees and free speech being discussed on talksport radio. I’m going to have my say. Any of you who hate muzees should make yourselves heard too. More of us take part and be vocal about these murderous c-unts, the better. I’m going to draw a picture of moo ham mad having a 69 with a labrador. Which he probably did in reality anyway.

  595. 595
    White Van Man says:

    Well thanks for all that (some what confused) it was very entertaining indeed!
    Can’t wait for the next TaT attack, night night all as WVM needs his sleep you see, tachographs and all that bollox.

  596. 596
    4th Vote preference says:

    And he said he wanted to “recharge my political and intellectual batteries” after 16 years in positions in and around the top of politics and to have more time to spend with sons Isaac and Jacob and partner Louise.

    I know I am at the end of this thread but I have a personal message for Dave Milliband

    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes I have a similar thing to sons Issac ans Jacob
    Yes I have actually a WIFE not a FUCKING PARTNER you little fucking scumbag

    I would love to spend time with them but your government put a stop to that I have to spend even longer apart. Hope you have a nice well bedded retirement on the back benches CNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    to me you will and always will be a total utter scumbag

    Kind fucking regards
    BURN IN FUCKING HELLL FOR EVER you BASTARD!!!

    oooooo.. I feel better now

  597. 597
    4th Vote preference says:

    AND TO EVER PUTS IN THE NEXT COMMENST “NOT A FAN?” NO I am FUCKING not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  598. 598
    losers says:

    they predicted Ed-M would win
    they predicted a hung parliament
    they will predict next years elections and the general election
    every politician watches them like a hawk
    and losers always deny what they say and pretend they don’t matter when they are losing

  599. 599
    caesars wife says:

    Still waiting for alledged top boys blogg to recieve ratings .

    Dont laugh labour are working on new faces theory , particular ones likely to get jobs are those most able to gurn injured victims , or look like the innocent sibling that gets the wrap for his/her bathroom art adventure with left over tin of paint . operation erase bad feeling about labour it was nae me has started lets see who takes the front bench or is never seen on TV again

  600. 600
    NOT A FAN, THEN says:

    Are you quite sure?

  601. 601
    Cynical Old Man says:

    A bit off topic, but did anyone see that alleged comedian Eddie Izzard hanging off Red Ed’s coat tails at the party conference.

    What’s betting Izzard’s arse crawling around the new leader and angling for a safe Labour seat? I’ll bet it’ll not be long before a time serving Labour M.P. accepts elevation to the peerage to make way for the talentless transvestite.

  602. 602
    ██████████████ 90%▐ says:

    Is it Seb and Bill taking their ‘judo’ out on to the streets in an attempt to be down with the kids?

  603. 603
    MILLIBAND THE YOUNGER says:

    Look Dave just fuck off right
    you know even mum never liked you !

  604. 604
    Will the real Ed Miliband please stand up says:

    Ed Miliband:

    Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war
    Voted very strongly for introducing a smoking ban
    Voted very strongly for Labour’s anti-terrorism laws
    Voted a mixture of for and against a transparent Parliament
    Voted very strongly for more EU integration

    David Miliband:

    Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war
    Voted moderately for introducing a smoking ban
    Voted very strongly for Labour’s anti-terrorism laws
    Voted a mixture of for and against a transparent Parliament
    Voted very strongly for more EU integration

    TweedleDum & TweedleDee: indistinguishable

  605. 605
    MILLIBAND THE YOUNGER says:

    Seems they are from a jewish background who’s parents spent the war hiding from the Germans
    It should only be a matter of time before Ed severs all ties with the German dominated EU !
    Oh and their French colaborators !

  606. 606
    tired and old says:

    Oh come on

    what exactly has David Miliband done to deserve all the plaudits?

    both he and his brother have done absolutely nothing to deserve/ earn the political positions they do – says more about the archaic British political system and the benign nature of the electorate than any talent either of them have.

  607. 607
    MORE SHIT THAN A BLOCKED DRAIN says:

    And dont forget TaT’s
    very own blog to take away all Guido’s posters
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  608. 608
    MORE FULL OF SHIT THAN A BLOCKED DRAIN says:

    And dont forget TaT’s
    very own blog to take away all Guido’s posters
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  609. 609
    tired and old says:

    ah ha!

    you’ve noticed that too

    it’s funny what a bit of lip gloss can do isn’t it? these people are all older than me and are completely wrinkle free – oh my ……

  610. 610
    tired and old says:

    you mean ‘big head no bread in the house’

  611. 611
    Anonymous says:

    you know what?

    I think you’ve got something there

  612. 612
    Cynical Old Man says:

    They could save a lot of time and just investigate those civil servants in the M.O.D. who’ve been employed in the last thirteen years. The current civil service must be packed with Labour stooges just waiting to do the dirty on the coalition.

  613. 613
    50 Calibre says:

    too true…

  614. 614
    50 Calibre says:

    It’s all balls, it always was…

  615. 615
    50 Calibre says:

    Miliband Snr knows the game’s up, the party is fucked and consigned to the political midden (where that shit who stole a big lump of my pension is hiding), that he needs to get out there and capitalise on the attention he’s getting before he’s found out.

    All this crap being spouted is pure bollocks. He’s in line for the IMF job. Would be interesting to see what he has to say about the UK economy and the various fixes if he gets it.

  616. 616
    ED "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:

    All his life he was an also ran. He never had the guts to take the opportunity when it was there.

    He blew the top job in Europe to become a lowly backbencher.

    What a prick.

    Oh & his wife is a MUNTER too !

  617. 617
    White Van Tat says:

    The only white van you’ll be seeing is the one that takes you to the funny farm.

  618. 618
    QWERTY says:

    In a minute, he’ll have another embolism like the other night and start ranting all in block capitals! He’s never been able to get over being mocked for being a retard who went running to Guido damanding Guido ban the other posters who were laughing at him.

  619. 619
    Steve Miliband says:

    Just like Cameron did after Howard crashed and burned.

  620. 620
    TAT'S MORE FULL OF SHIT THAN A BLOCKED DRAIN says:

    And dont forget TaT’s
    very own blog to take away all Guido’s posters
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  621. 621
    Susie says:

    Now how did I know he’d be a muzzie before I read it? Are they all thieves?

  622. 622
    Susie says:

    Good question.

  623. 623

    We’re always being told language and how people use it is important. So what do we make of this?

    This is now Ed’s party to lead

    And there was me thinking political parties, like all other voluntary associations, belonged to their members and the Leaders were simply members elected to perform certain jobs on behalf of those members.

    That’s certainly the definition I’d have thought was applicable in a democracy. Obviously Miliband Maximus thinks otherwise – perhaps the Labour Party truly is better off without his authoritarian attitudes.

  624. 624
    kettlepot says:

    cameron did the precise same thing when he took over.

  625. 625
    Mr Plum says:

    Most people with more than one brain cell would agree but the opinion polls say otherwise.

  626. 626
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    An opinion poll at this stage of the parliamentary term is of rather less interest than a twice used condom.

  627. 627
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Morning all. Beautiful day here and there I see. TaT won’t be enjoying it as he will be fast asleep, exhausted by his ludicrous solo efforts in the night. He might as well expend his energies on an alternative solo effort that requires one less hand. He must have pushed the comment count up by a three figure sum.

  628. 628
    Liam Fox says:

    I’m demob happy.
    Back me to be the first cabinet member to leave the coalition……….I have backed myself

  629. 629
    Politicians never dismiss the polls. Though their Spinners always try to when they are losing. says:

    Thank goodness there are no elections in a few months to test your hypothesis.

  630. 630
    Leadbelly says:

    He seems safe so far…Perhaps Dave just doesn’t have the balls to sack him.

  631. 631
    "It started in America, nursie" says:

    It’s typical of a people without self-confidence, or with a feeling that they are helpless to control their lives, to see representatives of a shadowy force working to undermine their interests.

    For much of the world, the instinct is to blame the CIA. To choose Mossad instead is a novel twist, adding a racial (or perhaps a racist) dimension to the same symptom of psychiatric decline.

  632. 632
  633. 633
    David Minibanana says:

    RED ED’S SIGNATURE TUNE

  634. 634
    nell says:

    I thought kinnochio was on record yesterday as saying ‘ Now I’ve got MY party back’

    After all he is the ‘brain’s behind ed’s throne and his daughter rachel is ed’s ‘right hand man’.

  635. 635
    nell says:

    If dave gets the IMF job gordon’s going to be a bit disappointed because he’s hankering after it.

  636. 636
    David Minibanana says:

    Ya know, I had to stand aside because having family members in Liebour all ‘working’ together does not make for good politics.

  637. 637
    Mr & Mrs Ball-Scooper says:

    I agree.

  638. 638
  639. 639
    Mr & Mrs Ball-Scooper says:

    I agree with David.

  640. 640
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    I agree with Yvette.

  641. 641
    Jack Dromedary says:

    I agree with Harridan.

  642. 642
    The Kinnock Clique says:

    We agree with Europe.

  643. 643
    THE BENN DYNASTY says:

    Hear, hear.

  644. 644
    Liam Fox says:

    The Milibands are disloyal unscrupulous backstabbers as I was tellling the Telegraph the other day.

  645. 645
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    How long have Lamborgini been making wheelie bins then ?

  646. 646
    WEDNESDAY CAPTION COMPETITION says:

    BANANA : Who’s this droopy c*nt ?

  647. 647
    rustygecko says:

    I cannot understand why people cannot see through what David Milliband is up to – if he throws his lot in with Ed and it is successful he will never be the leader, but will be a minister. However if Ed is successful and he withdraws as he has done, he will still be a minister if Ed wins an election.
    However, if Ed fails to win an election, then David can step forward as a White Knight for the party, free from the grubby defeat in 2015. Why can none of the political analysts see this?

  648. 648
    Smashy & Nicey says:

    Ah Yes the “Philly” Sound, Phillidelphia being of course the City of Brotherly Love. Very appropriate.

  649. 649
    Lolobotamy says:

    Oh come on Rickie [pun intended] yer not ! thick yes an total dungle berry maybe possible even a “£%$£^^£^ and$”$^& with big £%!^”$^”$^”left handed sideways !
    but never a spastic pick yer self up and learn to love thyself for what ye are .

  650. 650
    Voice of Treason says:

    No I don’t think that will happen. He has scuppered his chance to ever become Labour leader in the future. If EM fails they will choose another leader and it certainly won’t be DM who now carries far too much baggage.

  651. 651
    Milli Vanilli says:

    there’s been an election recently, the Unions won by landslide

  652. 652
    I Hate New Labour says:

    +1

    He had his chance to be the ‘white knight’ a couple of years ago when he could have got Brown out of there.

    Now, he’ll never be leader and his one and only chance to be PM has gone forever.

    No less than he deserves, frankly.

  653. 653
    too close to him no matter what he does says:

    if brother one fails we go for brother two ? unlikely

  654. 654
    White Van Man says:

    Posting mong comments at half four in the fuckin morning says it all really, why don’t you get a job like everyone else!

  655. 655
    Penfold says:

    Lets hope that he beats Ted Heath’s sulk after getting the boot from Maggie.

    Indeed, now’s his chance to get a real job for the first time in his life……

    Oops sorry, keep forgetting, Marxists don’t do real jobs, do they.
    No, he’ll lie in wait like a highwayman and stage a putsch.

  656. 656
    Why you Clapping, Hattie says:

    Nothing of any worth.

  657. 657
    Mine's a pint says:

    Anus Homo – beating about the bush and mincing ones words are quite unbecoming of you.

  658. 658
    Anonymous says:

    WHEN brother 1 fails …..

  659. 659
    scouse tat says:

    Posting mong comments at one in the fuckin morning says it all really, why don’t you get a job like everyone else!

  660. 660
    smoggie says:

    Posting mong comments at half one in the fuckin morning says it all really, why don’t you get a job like everyone else!

  661. 661
    Mine's a pint says:

    Have you thought of offering your services as his biographer?


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