September 28th, 2010

Miliband’s Staffers

Polly Billington – Gatekeeper and PR. Former BBC presenter and SpAd at the Department for Enviroment and Climate Change. (1)

Sadiq Khan - Campaign Manager. Controversial expenses fiddling MP for Tooting.

Lucy Powell – Chief of Staff. Failed PPC. (2)

Katie Myler – Spokesman. Former SpAd to Jacqui Smith, and the daughter News of the Screws editor Colin Myler. (3)

Stewart Wood – Head of Comms. Former Brown Bunker Bod and very close to Ed. (4)

Kenny Young - Press Officer. “Calamity Kenny” just about says it all. (5)

Rachel Kinnock – Events. Keeping it in the family. (6)

Greg Beales – Speechwriter. Highly rated boyfriend of spokesgirl Katie Myler. (7)

Ayesha Hazarika – Speechwriter. Stand up comic and Harman SpAd. (8)

James Morris – Polling and Message. Ally of Democrat and Brown pollster Stan Greenberg.

Alex Smith – Messaging and New Media, though doing diary work too. Editor of LabourList. (9)

Anna Yearly – Bag carrier. (10)

Nirmalee Wanduragala – Researcher. Former SpAd to Rosie Winterton and Fabian. (11)

Calum O’Byrne Mulligan – Researcher. Friends accuse him of being “Stalinist”. (12)


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Jobs for mates then ?

  2. 2
    2000 microbands says:

    You’ve missed Charlie Whelan – Policy advisor and Speech writer?

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Sadiq Khan – Campaign Manager. Controversial expenses fiddling MP for Tooting”

    Burn the fucking Koran

  4. 4

    It might be worth establishing:

    1. how many were privately educated
    2. how many are living in property provided by or paid for by their parents
    3. how many have any experience outside of the education system or politics.

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    Great Granddad says:

    Know a man by the company he keeps.

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    AC1 says:

    You’ll get arrested by PC-Force (formerly known as police) who “confuse” race and religion (and lose even more respect).

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    Anonymus says:

    I can’t see the connection.

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    kinnock's dynasty says:

    Rachel Kinnock!

    I had no idea that the Welsh windbag had repoduced. If ever there was acase for castration.

    At least he is keeping up the family tradition of not dong anything useful and sponging off the taxpayer

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    Southern Softy says:

    Great team. Does it really take all those people to prove what a fucking disater Red Ed will be for the Liebour Party.
    Brrrrrring it on!

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    Sid says:

    Number 10 is a dumpy lass. The other birds are worth a go.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    is Labourlist still going ?

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    Jack says:

    So Rupert has got the inside track here thru the Screws connections….

    Is Myler a mate of Coulton ?

    All seems pretty much like Old New Labour

    All about spinning AGAIN…

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    Southern Softy says:

    That’ll be disaster, of course.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    why do they need all the hangers on ?

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    you're going to confuse the windowlickers says:

    Could you just put COCK! next to all their names instead of struggling for tenuous pejoratives ?

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    Mike Hock says:

    I would give numbers 3, 8 and 11 some experience they’ll remember.

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    Ed Milibland is a stupid puke says:

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Ayesha the shit stand-up who wrote shit jokes for Harman? Ayesha the shit stand-up who wrote that fucking unfunny Magic Roundabout joke for Harman to use at PMQs? And this is who Ed MiliHunt hires? The guy is as dumb as he is ugly.

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    one eyebrow raised says:

    I am suprised the Harriet Chutney Charleston is not on the the list.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many of them have specail needs ?

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    Skua says:

    Who pays for all these people ? Were they just in place for his leadership camapign or this is typcal entourage for an oppsittion Shadow Cabinet member ? I do hope tax payers aren’t funding any of this but suspect we must be – at least in part.

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    looking forward to Guido doing the same to the Conservatives next week says:

    “Guido has hopefully managed to transition from being an enemy of the last Labour government to being an enemy of this Coalition government.”

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    Man’s got a point, Guido.

  24. 24
    Kinnochio says:

    Rachel’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright!

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    Engineer says:

    There do not appear to be many older, wiser heads among that group. Another example of style over substance in politics?

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    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I thought it was meant to be distaster

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    i've got wood says:

    Who’s the Harkonnen at no.4 FFS?

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    Potkettle says:

    I’d give Katie Myler one……. the old jokes are the best

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is Guido pissed because he wasnt offered a job .

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    8 & 11. Plus no. 6 kept in one of those orange life raft clamshell boxes, for use when the first two crash their cycles and are up on blocks simultaneously.

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    Jimmy says:

    I sometimes forget how very attractive we all are.

  32. 32
    Danny Finklesteinovitch says:

    Team Schmuck!

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    Animal says:

    Hence her being the bag carrier. She’s built for heft and sweat.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Do you know where its been ?

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    Engineer says:

    Katie Myler apparently does, as she has a “highly rated boyfriend”. Or maybe she’s just lucky.

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    regular bleeder says:

    All the totty look as if they need a good seeing to.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that you at number 4 Jimmy, you fucking minger?

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    He failed to make the cut: the first person ever to do so by actually undershooting the EU working time directive on minimum hours.

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    Potkettle says:

    The Dumpy lass will put more effort in though, just in case its her last time ever.

    Dont give her your real number though she will be a bit of a Bridget Jones though

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    jgm2 says:

    First the UK Labour Party and now North Korea handing power to the youngest child.

    Good job for Fidel Castro that he kept a close eye on his younger brother or history might have been very different.

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    Engineer says:

    Not many older heads among them. Are you going for appearance rather than substance?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is this the same “confusion” now apparently rampant in the Police which led to them using unlicensed firearms recently ?

  43. 43
    billy's silly willy says:

    Good point Billy, although why you’d be concerned I don’t know.

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    Potkettle says:

    No but dont the NHS give out free condoms if you are on national service?

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    Sadsick is a Khunt says:

    Sadiq Khunt looks the type who’d do a Mike Wancock. Both slimy sacks of vomit.

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    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Rachel Kinnock?

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    guidofawkes says:

    misses half of them

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    Potkettle says:

    Whats the difference between Number 10 and a washing machine?

    You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont follow you round for weeks

  50. 50
    jgm2 says:

    Babe though isn’t she?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fair point pot .

  52. 52
    Tim Bell-End says:

    ‘Goys & Girls window dress for Khazar freak.’

    that’ll throw off the dumb Brits.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    No 7 looks like a porky version of Dolly the Draper.

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    A Socialist says:

    I know her brother Charlie “Bingo” Chutney Charleston – laaaarrrrrrggge

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    Selohesra says:

    Perhaps 10 has a nice personality?

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    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    Just like woodworm, all the weevils eating away out of sight at the cash abstracted from the “Keep ‘em in the dark” real workers – tax payers.

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    Unlucky in love says:

    I’d probably get stuck with No 10

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    AC1 says:

    Number Zero, AKA Ed Milliband looks the weirdest. Did you see him accepting the praises of DMilli as Special (needs?).

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many are gay ?

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    jgm2 says:

    Don’t know what they’re playing at classifying tazers as ‘firearms’. I s’pose the risk is that when tazered you’ll collapse and crack your skull on the pavement but since the police can achieve the same results by tossing you down the stair, cracking you over the skull with their baton or simply sneaking up behind you and shoving you into the kerb then I don’t see why they need to declare a tazer as a ‘firearm’.

    Well, apart from stopping the rest of us from buying them for self-defence.



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    Surrounding himself with several women, I see.

    Makes a change from the previous leader. You wouldn’t see a woman anywhere near Jonah unless there were votes in it.

  62. 62
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Good! Skool kids let loose in playground. I doubt the Acne gang have much to offer.

  63. 63
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many are from Mossad ?

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    Does the fat twat Greg Beales No7 really get to stuff Katie Myler at No3???

  65. 65
    P.C. Filth says:

    We will try out anything that goes *BANG-TZZZZ*, sir. Over.

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    AC1 says:

    I’m sure no-one from PC-Force will be arrested for using an unlicensed firearm.

    However, for the lower proles and non-party members there’s a minimum 5 years jail sentence.

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    ED MILIBAND says:

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    Engineer says:

    That was Sue’s fault….

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    What do you mean TT?? – Guido’s unique selling point is that he only works 1 day a week!!

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    White Van Man says:

    Spread it about the web.

    Don’t worry I wont give up my day job!

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    Go Left Ed!! says:

    Saw her on tele last night, enormous bazookas under a tight fitting suit but very fat!!

    Probably height threatened by Teather

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    Number 7 says:

    Run forrest run!

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    Outlier says:

    That idiot Kinnock’s also has a son, who is cerainly is living off the taxpayer
    A “chip off the old block”

    It just goes to show even utter morons can do well in politics at least!

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    7 + 3 = Lucky sod.

    Very lucky when you realise his photo hasn’t been stretched horizontally.

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    Outlier says:

    An who pays all their salaries? The Unions? The Taxpayer? Or both maybe?

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    Social Origins of Dictatorship says:

    In NuLab circles they already have a name…

    The B Team

    In 2010, a crap commando unit was sent to Victoria Street by a party for an election they didn’t win. These mopes loved being in a maximum security stockade. Today, still wanting to be the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if the decent people who have got proper jobs or would only work for David Miliband won’t return your calls, and if you can’t find anyone else, maybe you can hire… The B-Team.

    “Baah-Ba-Ba-Baaaah, Ba-Ba-Baaaaah…”

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    I Hate Thick Pigs.. says:

    That reminds me of an incident that happened to a friend of mine a year so ago, AC1.

    He was being hassled by a thicko pig and called him a ‘nazi’. The thicko pig said, ‘I’ll charge you with racial abuse!’.

    My friend said, ‘Fine-Nazism is a political philosophy and NOT an ethnicity!’

    His fellow officers laughed at this and the thicko pig finally backed down.

    It makes one question the educational standards of the police constables recruited these days.

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    Gideon Osboobery says:

    At least a Hague bedroom full.

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    Potkettle says:

    Thinking seriously for a moment though, you have to go for Ms Kinnock dont you.

    1/ she’s a welsh tart (I give you drunk girl in Cardiff city centre)
    2/ you will inherit Kinnochio’s i’ll gotten gains.
    3/ she’s a welsh tart ( I give you charlotte church)
    4/ when her old man gets old and infirm you can take great pleasure in torturing him
    5/ she’s a welsh tart

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    Anonymous says:

    How do you thing Osborn got it!

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    Tub of shit from Hull says:

    I HAVE given Katie Myler one. Thrice. Phoooaaaarrrrrr!

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    Ginger C untz says:

    anyone see the resemblance?

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    The sound of twin beds being clacked firmly together by a politician and his SpAd.

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    Gotta laugh says:

    The BBC have their obligatory representation I see.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’d do No. 3.

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    Potkettle says:

    Slap her ass and ride the ripples will humming the Hawaii 5-0 tune

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    That’s what i thought, Beales is definitely punching above his weight – and that’s a lot of fucking weight!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Depends on how many sheep she has had ?

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    scouse twat says:

    Or ram you with a long wheelbase Ford Transit

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Define ” Work” .

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Don’t like yours….

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    scouse twat says:

    No, its a jonny bursting.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just goes to show that ‘thick’ comes in all shapes and sizes.

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    jgm2 says:

    Surely that would be a rhythmic *BANG-TZZZZ* *BANG-TZZZZ* *BANG-TZZZZ* sound.

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    Sheena MacDonald says:

    It was my own fault apparently.

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    Jack says:

    Who’s paying for all these people…?
    The Labour party, I hope?!

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    Fat Fuck from Hull says:

    I DID do No 3. Pauline caught us in the woodshed. Ooooh, yes! Gizzanother, love!

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    Anonymous says:

    Did anyone look at today’s polls? CON 39%, LAB 40%, LDEM 12%

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    Jack says:

    “The Boss”, as Ed calls him…

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    Dickhead Northumbria CC says:

    The company that makes them have just had the license revoked. How dare anyone supply us with weapons we are not supposed to have.

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    Potkettle says:

    Is number 5 the twerp that opened the broom cupboard door that Gormless Gordon walked into?

    If so you have to give him top marks for comedy value

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    EXCLUSIVE! preview of the Ed Miliband speech says:

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    Potkettle says:

    conference bounce

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    Jack says:

    “Stunning C*nts” springs to mind…

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    After 13 years of Education x3, you can’t blame the average trainee plod for not having a clue the Fuzz should introduce a basic education course for every trainee plod. At least if would give the young man a chance against the average loud-mouth young socialist.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    That much? Poor fellow.

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    They get clingy though says:

    Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it, fat birds are a bouncy shag, tight too.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Miss Yearly.

    Sounds like the worst bond-girl ever.

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    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Should have gone to Specsavers. I’m sure she would be OK with a double paper-bagging

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    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Which of these is not a cu’nt?

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    Earl of Beaconsfield says:

    Why do Brits worship inter-bred descendants of 8th century Turkic-Mongol cock gobblers?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thought so :)

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    Twunk Watch says:

    Beware!!! Labour/Miliband ‘Love In’ Alert on Al-Beeba World at One!

    It’s sickening to endure, one can ascertain that if it was the Tory conference with a new leader that the ‘radio minutes’ would be <3 min

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah but what is his chosen brand going to be?
    Nokia, Samsung, Sony or is he very much with it and has a Blackberry? Imagine one of those landing on your forehead.

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    Selohesra says:

    No – not much point as its nearly 5 years to election

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oh well, Fat Fuck from Hull, I’ve got a ticket for you…

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Particularly for dyslexia? You could share a consultant.

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    jgm2 says:

    Let’s see how attractive y’all are after five years of opposition.


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    Selohesra says:

    I’ll think you will find that is nickname for No.10

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    The Game says:

    No. He would outing someone a faggot if he was.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Polly Billington
    Is she embedded with them from the Today programme?

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    enjoy the ride, it's downhill all the way says:

    try just over 4 and a half with cuts and tax rises scheduled every year until 2015

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    jgm2 says:

    Clean break from the Bl*ir/Br*wn social and economic clusterfuck.

    This lot will be busily inventing whole new ways to fuck up the UK with borrowed money.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    jgm2. I wouldn’t know.

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    This just gets funnier and funnier.

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    but is it Brokeback? says:

    is that the little ‘dance’ Dave and Nick do in private ?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    They are Labour totty. To make progress, make sure you can quote from memory large wodges of “Das Kapital” and know Harriet’s proposed “women only” Bill by heart.

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    Bang Fzzzt says:

    Grab live and neutral mate, knock the switch down with your tongue.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s better than that. They give out free condoms to anybody now. I’m busy trying to fuck my way through several hundred thousand pounds of condoms to recover all my taxes.

    I’m about thirty quid into my long-term goal at the moment. I reckon if I live to be about 15,000 years of age I should break even.

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    William Hague says:

    look at all those Spads… ‘appen I’m getting an erection again ba goom!

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    Yeah, not the most hygienic in my experience – i won’t go into detail…

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    ‘Highly weighted’ is perhaps more apt.

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    jgm2 says:

    Surely grab neutral, bite live between your teeth and use your free hand to flip the switch?

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    Anonymous says:

    It depends on how long LD will stay or split. MPs like to be re-elected, LD MPs are mainly there due to Labour supporters tactically voting to keep conservatives off; LD MPs know this.

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    jgm2 says:

    Naahhh. Four years of cuts followed by a tax giveaway to buy the middle classes I’d have thought.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good luck with it jgm2

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    Fzzzt crackle says:

    getting info Hague is on the sky porn list

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    I hate New Labour says:

    He needs 12 bag carriers??!!?


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    AC1 says:

    It’s “Dr Livingston I presume” time around there now.

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    Goose Sauce says:

    Any idea how many staffers/SpAds/advisors Dave has?
    And they also have more than their fair share the delightfully grotesque.

    But you’re right, Guido putting few words after this lots pictures means Dave’s victory is inevitable. As todays Polls prove.

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    jgm2 says:

    Did he put it on expenses?

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    Read my lips: “undershoot”.

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    they're hilariously oblivious to the real world says:

    Dave’s laughing at the polls already
    or crying

    one of the two

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Piggies, piggies……in the family and in the Party, some things never change with Labour.

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    AC1 says:

    It’s seems unlike your normal posts to think it good that Cuba had a ruinous Marxist dictator…

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    jgm2 says:

    Great. So the tactical voters can go and vote Labour and the LibDem MP’s will turn into Tory MPs.

    As long as they don’t turn into Labour MPs then the UK is safe from their idiocy.

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    spend spend spend says:

    Thank goodness there’s plenty of money for a tax giveaway.
    Has Cameron been replaced by Brown while we weren’t looking?

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    Cupboard fetishist says:

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    Bob says:

    This provides the real powers and influence in the Red Ed camp

    Your list, with respect, is the “respectabel face” of Red Ed

    Whelan and Unite, Unison and GMB Fat Cat unions bosses

    Also personal details

    Oona King is a “close family friend”

    Luciana Berger who is Director of Labour Friends of Israel

    Chief Enforcer Brown

    Plus the usual suspects, Hattersley, Kinnock, Benn etc


    Appalling shyt again……

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    jgm2 says:

    ‘Good job for Fidel…’ doesn’t mean it was a good job for Cuba.

    Just highlighting the hereditary principle at large in these meritocratic socialist paradises really.

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    AC1 says:

    As long as it’s OPM.

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    What position in the shadow cabinet for Dianne Abbott?
    She needs a sort of non-job like Prescott was given after his Transport tenure gridlocked the roads.

    An office and a chair with a desk with locked drawers and no key and a phone that isn’t plugged in and an upright back of a cereal box with ‘computer’ written on it and some drawn on buttons. Spray some silly string around the place to look like wires and cables.
    Some crayons in a pot and some decent blank paper that she can be told is an ‘actual white paper’ for her to draft.

    But minister for what? Has to sound convincing but keep her far away from real shadow cabinet level appointees.

    Minister for songs?
    Minister for Marxism?
    Junior Secretary to the mail room?
    Minister without Portillo ?

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    The trainees are not taught the ‘law’, they are instructed on diversity, equality and all things politically correct………God forbid they ever have to go out on patrol, on their own !!

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Are you stupid or wot? Apart from a double dip. which will have started in America thanks to POTUS sudden love of coinclipping ( also known as quantitive easing), in 2014 the gummint will find that. thanks to the correct austerity measures taken at the right time, they can release UK plc from the majority of austerity measures and blue birds will be in the ascendant all over White Cliffs everywhere.
    With the added bonus of the Weird Labour Party as opposition, a second term is a certainty. Simples.

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    Mr Ned says:

    Nah, it’s not cracked skulls they are worried about but the number of people who suffer cardiac arrest and inconveniently die as a direct result of the electric shock induced by the taser.

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    Bob says:

    But he does the school run

    That’s semi full time

    Perhaps he will use the Squeaker’s mulit-million $ unused creche as well…

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    Here’s Sadiq Khan MP being sworn in by some dirty filthy kafir who’s not allowed to touch his koran.

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    Fanny Batter says:

    Go on, spoil us…

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    AC1 says:

    Maybe there shouldn’t be a law that makes the Police have to decide if abuse is in a unscientific but legally prohibited category (Race).

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    One thing the partisan lickspittles have overlooked is there is no clear exit strategy to ‘decouple’ both Parties cleanly.

    The idea that they will peacefully coexist right up until 6 weeks before the election and then they are suddely two different Parties sharing acclaim/blame fairly and good naturedly is hilariously naive.

    And elections start loooong before the official campaign gets underway.

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    jgm2 says:

    Minister For Private Schools

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    Freedom Fighter says:

    Good job that Battista removed his cojones more like…

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    Hague says:

    Imagine Osborn in the middle, none without cloths.

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    Anonymous says:

    a few of them can have my substance over their style

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    jgm2 says:

    Brown never gave anybody a tax giveaway in his miserable life. He just borrowed money to give away. And increased taxes.

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    Freedom Fighter says:

    Ed offered Laura a job but she turned it down

    She thinks she if going to become Jock Queen of the BBC

    And squash Toenails

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    SATIRE! says:

    and blue birds will be in the ascendant all over White Cliffs everywhere.

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    Selohesra says:

    Fairer constituency boundries + a basket case full of Ed Millitant Tendency – should be a shoe in for the next few elections

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Loud, Measured Applause. How about Minister for Education (private school placements for underpriveledged ethnic minorities), At least she’s got some experience there.

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    The today program is completely impartial and in no way endorses any political party or takes any particular stand with regard to …. hehhehe……and takes no sides in any debate on the governance of the nation…hehehehhahah..The BBc is fiercely independent and strives to represent an impartial, balanced and fair view of ..HAAHAHHOOOHAWAHW .. Sorry ..can’t keep a straight face any longer…

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    TOO FAR says:

    Job for Dianne? Got a good one. How about the commision for hypocrits and arsholes…. well qualified in the former, begining to shine in the latter.
    Will have plenty of work in the House of C****
    Also can’t do much damage.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Minister for rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeee and ppppppppeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasss

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    Freedom Fighter says:

    And dont’ forget Mad Hattie Hairpin is right in there and was a cheerleader along with the “I never knew about cash for peerages” ex-Treasurer Drome… FFS

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    Ireland 2.0 says:

    He’ll have something in common with Dave then, as Dave IS going to increase taxes and even Osborne’s optimistic predictions till 2015 showed little to no wiggle room for a tax giveaway unless he wants to start borrowing again.

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    Anonymous says:

    We are, indirectly. It’s called the Union Modernisation Fund.

  179. 179
    Mandy and his blue suede shoes says:

    Are where is Justin, Guido ?

    Who let Gordo off his leash and caused the “She’s just a bigot’ gem ?

  180. 180
    Mandy and his blue suede shoes says:


  181. 181
    Potkettle says:

    ew you had the one who found her missing remote in a roll of fat after it had been missing 5 years didnt you?

  182. 182
    keep hoping says:

    constituency boundries = tories gifted approx 10 seats mostly at the expense of the Lib Dems but some Labour seats

    sorry, it isn’t a huge gamechanger
    but then again AV might be, but nobody knows for who

  183. 183
    jgm2 says:

    I’m not condoning it. I’m not saying it will be economically justifiable. I’m just saying that, for purely political purposes, a certain headline grabbing amount of cash will be made available to grease the election wheels in the T*ries favour.

    Perhaps not as much as the 200bn quid Br*wn printed last year just to pay the public sector. Probably more like 1/10th of that to knock a couple of pence off the basic rate. But I think you’d be a fool to bet against it.

  184. 184
    Choking Hazard says:

    She looked like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

  185. 185
    Splooge says:

    credit where credit’s due – Welsh birds are dead keen

  186. 186
    Oscar Wilde says:


    Ooona is a “close friend” of Red Ed

    She will be Shadow Minister for Shadiq Jock Straps…

    Far ahead of Diane..

    Diane will be recycled back to Brillo

  187. 187
    scouse twat says:

    Is it legal to swear an oath to the queen on the koran?

  188. 188
    Grunt says:

    BBC having a mongfest.

  189. 189
    Defrocked Portillo says:


    You take my name in vain

    I was the Leader of the Tory Parteh I will have you know…

  190. 190
    jgm2 says:

    They’re just trying to keep warm. Like Scottish girls.

  191. 191
    Lord Chief Justice says:

    Who gives a fuck, that barrister chappie was off his face on booze and coke. He was a Hunt. His missus looked good in black though, so did his sister. Top totty. They’ll soon calm down, count their danages as they ponder why they didn’t raise the alarm about the drunken, druggie loser.

  192. 192
    jgm2 says:

    Good. The thought of her getting a cabinet salary for rolling her eyes and talking bollocks in a condescending voice makes my p1ss boil.

  193. 193
    Hague says:

    Old man, who is going to pay for your proper nursing care. With this lot, you might be left on the street.

  194. 194
    anonymous says:

    away from the tedium of the labour party, in the real world the police have been found wanting again – using illegal, unlicensed weapons

    but apparently, it’sd okay as they were only doing their job!

    one rule for us, one rule for them

  195. 195
    spend spend spend says:

    I’m not betting against it but it proves Dave is no better the Brown when the chips are down and all the fiscal responsibility rhetoric will be proved to be complete bullshit
    and it will definitely be noticed if he does try it

  196. 196
    Red Ed's Big Speech says:

    I have decided to engage constructively with the government on the matter of the deficit and the nation’s debt.

    All Labour Party propaganda about nasty Tory Cuts versus nice Labour “investment” will cease forthwith in the interest of national harmony.

    We will help the government to remove the straitjacket that Labour has placed over the British people over the last 13 years.

    I also call for an end to the vile class hatred and envy of wealth that dominates my party and all its utterances – with immediate effect.

    Labour shall in future use rational debate in political discussion and will abandon all name-calling, fear-mongering, smearing, and the launching of fancy-sounding ineffective ‘plans’ and ‘programmes’.

    We will cease using the meaningless term ‘progressive’, and instead use the correct term ‘socialist’.

    The use of lies will be abandoned and all Labour Party members will in future tell the truth.

    That just about covers it all. Thank you.

  197. 197
    Comrade Cable says:

    Has Red Ed slammed Capitalism yet ?

  198. 198
    Osborne's Anal Beads says:


  199. 199
  200. 200
    Unions = dinosaurs says:

    Abolished, innit?

  201. 201
    scouse twat says:

    I think there’s a bit of doctoring the file going on, I have the original and will check it later when I get the converter . In the meantime methinks all kinds of celeb names will be added to it.

  202. 202
    anonymous says:

    in what way do any of the above know anything about anything?

    in what way is this democracy in action?

    the vast majority of people in this country are totally disenfranchised from the political system and yet we all pay for it to be maintained by the likes of this lot – who is the more foolish??

  203. 203
    scouse twat says:

    Notice the not so subtle change from red to pink?

  204. 204
    Fatfuck Pickles says:

    We’re four months in and Pickles already looks like he’s going to need a small lorry to wheel him about. He won’t fit in Number 10’s door by next year if he keeps this up.

  205. 205
    ROFL!! says:

    Has Eric Pickles been in and ate all Prezza’s Pies ???

    The fat cun’t looks thoroughly miserable so that’s a bonus!

  206. 206
    current mong says:

    a Sun mongfest

  207. 207
    scouse twat says:

    Ed needs to see about getting his shirts from another supplier.

  208. 208
    Hampshire Tory says:

    Maybe he has big bags.

  209. 209
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Red Ed’s speech was written in a hot air balloon. Jeez Drivel!

  210. 210
    Squealer. says:

    Looking forward to you being back on here complaining about the BBC blackout/bias during the Tory conference !
    If you bitch about balance then you better practice it !

  211. 211
    Mike Hunt says:


    I’d very happily shag her but thinking twice if that’s shows her level of taste.

  212. 212
    Anna Cowntant says:

    Well if we pay Dick-Ed and he pays all these staff from hos own pocket, it is still originally OUR money. Innit?

  213. 213
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Give Red Ed 2 years before he is out. The guy lacks charisma and his speech is dull. Most of it is harking back to the good ole days, hardly progressive it. History viewed with Rose tinted glasses. Drivel.

  214. 214
    Ava Nuvvawun says:

    That might not be the only thing you break, mate!

  215. 215
    Postal Vote says:

    Quite well paid in hidden unemployment

  216. 216
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Labour clearly have nothing new to offer other than idealism instead of realism. Yawn! Saying that he is not denying the deficit. Alistair D is the main influence of Deficit reduction. Regurgitating the same economic drivel. No mention of the IMF.

  217. 217
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Ed’s speech is sponsored by Dull as ditchwater.

  218. 218
    David Miliband says No2AV says:

    Conservative have covered the ground on civil liberties. So fcuk Big Brother New Labour.

  219. 219
    Lord Cashcroft of Noneofyourdamnbusiness. says:

    Fidel is a close personal friend and business associate. I will not hear a word against him.

  220. 220
    Ed Milibland and Nothing New Party says:

    God that was dull! Student politics!

  221. 221
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well …………………………..

  222. 222
    Special Ed says:


  223. 223
    Adolphe Miliband Six Feet Under says:

    Thats my baby boy, I feel so proud like the day we took his foreskin away!

  224. 224
    Mendelsohn says:

    Its a so much subtler shade and accords with Ed’s persona. He may need my personal touch to get the best out of him.

  225. 225
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Good news, 3, 8 and 11 are all working for my parliamentary escort agency. The convention’s in town!

  226. 226
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    He wasn’t castrated but Glenys made him have the snip if Private Eye were to be believed. They made some joke about him putting on weight and having a high pitched voice IIRC.

  227. 227
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Would you be arrested for burning a Torah or a New Testament or a Guru Granth Sahib I wonder?

  228. 228
    Red Ed - The Union Manchurian candidate says:

    I would do 3, 8 and 11…reckon the un-married Red Ed has been getting any action with the staffers here? The public have a right to know.

  229. 229
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    The walking dead

  230. 230
    (optional) says:

    Number 10: nul points

  231. 231
    Down with Brown! says:

    Labour hates the News of the Screws so much that they make the editor’s daughter their leader’s spokeswomen.

  232. 232
    Nick Park says:

    Under his eyes the lop sided c’unt

  233. 233
    Rice and Pea says:

    Minister for Racism

  234. 234
    Unsworth says:

    You sure you binned the right part? Looks like a giant foreskin to me.

  235. 235
    Unsworth says:

    Not too sure about Abbott and White Papers. Seems a bit racialist to me.

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