Miliband’s Staffers
Polly Billington – Gatekeeper and PR. Former BBC presenter and SpAd at the Department for Enviroment and Climate Change. (1)
Sadiq Khan - Campaign Manager. Controversial expenses fiddling MP for Tooting.
Lucy Powell – Chief of Staff. Failed PPC. (2)
Katie Myler – Spokesman. Former SpAd to Jacqui Smith, and the daughter News of the Screws editor Colin Myler. (3)
Stewart Wood – Head of Comms. Former Brown Bunker Bod and very close to Ed. (4)
Kenny Young - Press Officer. “Calamity Kenny” just about says it all. (5)
Rachel Kinnock – Events. Keeping it in the family. (6)
Greg Beales – Speechwriter. Highly rated boyfriend of spokesgirl Katie Myler. (7)
Ayesha Hazarika – Speechwriter. Stand up comic and Harman SpAd. (8)
James Morris – Polling and Message. Ally of Democrat and Brown pollster Stan Greenberg.
Alex Smith – Messaging and New Media, though doing diary work too. Editor of LabourList. (9)
Anna Yearly – Bag carrier. (10)
Nirmalee Wanduragala – Researcher. Former SpAd to Rosie Winterton and Fabian. (11)
Calum O’Byrne Mulligan – Researcher. Friends accuse him of being “Stalinist”. (12)
Jobs for mates then ?
Rachel Kinnock!
I had no idea that the Welsh windbag had repoduced. If ever there was acase for castration.
At least he is keeping up the family tradition of not dong anything useful and sponging off the taxpayer
Could you just put COCK! next to all their names instead of struggling for tenuous pejoratives ?
Man’s got a point, Guido.
Who’s the Harkonnen at no.4 FFS?
http://www.politics.ox.ac.uk/about/staff/staff.asp?action=show&person=42&special=
Spread it about the web.
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5306/miligump.jpg
Don’t worry I wont give up my day job!
Run forrest run!
anyone see the resemblance?
http://uploadpic.org/view-pic.php?img=98648
That idiot Kinnock’s also has a son, who is cerainly is living off the taxpayer http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301252/Lord-Kinnocks-son-embroiled-tax-row-cost-wife-Danish-prime-ministers-job.html?ITO=1490
A “chip off the old block” http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192894/Revealed-How-Kinnocks-enjoyed-astonishing-10m-ride-EU-gravy-train.html
It just goes to show even utter morons can do well in politics at least!
Piggies, piggies……in the family and in the Party, some things never change with Labour.
He wasn’t castrated but Glenys made him have the snip if Private Eye were to be believed. They made some joke about him putting on weight and having a high pitched voice IIRC.
I would do 3, 8 and 11…reckon the un-married Red Ed has been getting any action with the staffers here? The public have a right to know.
Great team. Does it really take all those people to prove what a fucking disater Red Ed will be for the Liebour Party.
Brrrrrring it on!
That’ll be disaster, of course.
I thought it was meant to be distaster
This just gets funnier and funnier.
Dave’s laughing at the polls already
or crying
one of the two
Any idea how many staffers/SpAds/advisors Dave has?
And they also have more than their fair share the delightfully grotesque.
But you’re right, Guido putting few words after this lots pictures means Dave’s victory is inevitable. As todays Polls prove.
“Guido has hopefully managed to transition from being an enemy of the last Labour government to being an enemy of this Coalition government.”
Looking forward to you being back on here complaining about the BBC blackout/bias during the Tory conference !
If you bitch about balance then you better practice it !
How do you thing Osborn got it!
Who’s paying for all these people…?
The Labour party, I hope?!
The walking dead
You’ve missed Charlie Whelan – Policy advisor and Speech writer?
“The Boss”, as Ed calls him…
“Sadiq Khan – Campaign Manager. Controversial expenses fiddling MP for Tooting”
Burn the fucking Koran
You’ll get arrested by PC-Force (formerly known as police) who “confuse” race and religion (and lose even more respect).
Is this the same “confusion” now apparently rampant in the Police which led to them using unlicensed firearms recently ?
Don’t know what they’re playing at classifying tazers as ‘firearms’. I s’pose the risk is that when tazered you’ll collapse and crack your skull on the pavement but since the police can achieve the same results by tossing you down the stair, cracking you over the skull with their baton or simply sneaking up behind you and shoving you into the kerb then I don’t see why they need to declare a tazer as a ‘firearm’.
Well, apart from stopping the rest of us from buying them for self-defence.
Ahhhhh.
C*U*N*T*S.
Or ram you with a long wheelbase Ford Transit
It was my own fault apparently.
Nah, it’s not cracked skulls they are worried about but the number of people who suffer cardiac arrest and inconveniently die as a direct result of the electric shock induced by the taser.
We will try out anything that goes *BANG-TZZZZ*, sir. Over.
“*BANG-TZZZZ*”
The sound of twin beds being clacked firmly together by a politician and his SpAd.
Don’t like yours….
No, its a jonny bursting.
Surely that would be a rhythmic *BANG-TZZZZ* *BANG-TZZZZ* *BANG-TZZZZ* sound.
jgm2. I wouldn’t know.
I’m sure no-one from PC-Force will be arrested for using an unlicensed firearm.
However, for the lower proles and non-party members there’s a minimum 5 years jail sentence.
That reminds me of an incident that happened to a friend of mine a year so ago, AC1.
He was being hassled by a thicko pig and called him a ‘nazi’. The thicko pig said, ‘I’ll charge you with racial abuse!’.
My friend said, ‘Fine-Nazism is a political philosophy and NOT an ethnicity!’
His fellow officers laughed at this and the thicko pig finally backed down.
It makes one question the educational standards of the police constables recruited these days.
The company that makes them have just had the license revoked. How dare anyone supply us with weapons we are not supposed to have.
After 13 years of Education x3, you can’t blame the average trainee plod for not having a clue the Fuzz should introduce a basic education course for every trainee plod. At least if would give the young man a chance against the average loud-mouth young socialist.
The trainees are not taught the ‘law’, they are instructed on diversity, equality and all things politically correct………God forbid they ever have to go out on patrol, on their own !!
Maybe there shouldn’t be a law that makes the Police have to decide if abuse is in a unscientific but legally prohibited category (Race).
Who gives a fuck, that barrister chappie was off his face on booze and coke. He was a Hunt. His missus looked good in black though, so did his sister. Top totty. They’ll soon calm down, count their danages as they ponder why they didn’t raise the alarm about the drunken, druggie loser.
Would you be arrested for burning a Torah or a New Testament or a Guru Granth Sahib I wonder?
I can’t see the connection.
Grab live and neutral mate, knock the switch down with your tongue.
Surely grab neutral, bite live between your teeth and use your free hand to flip the switch?
It might be worth establishing:
1. how many were privately educated
2. how many are living in property provided by or paid for by their parents
3. how many have any experience outside of the education system or politics.
I would give numbers 3, 8 and 11 some experience they’ll remember.
8 & 11. Plus no. 6 kept in one of those orange life raft clamshell boxes, for use when the first two crash their cycles and are up on blocks simultaneously.
Perhaps 10 has a nice personality?
I’d probably get stuck with No 10
Miss Yearly.
Sounds like the worst bond-girl ever.
Should have gone to Specsavers. I’m sure she would be OK with a double paper-bagging
Good news, 3, 8 and 11 are all working for my parliamentary escort agency. The convention’s in town!
Does the fat twat Greg Beales No7 really get to stuff Katie Myler at No3???
That’s what i thought, Beales is definitely punching above his weight – and that’s a lot of fucking weight!
Know a man by the company he keeps.
“Stunning C*nts” springs to mind…
Number 10 is a dumpy lass. The other birds are worth a go.
Hence her being the bag carrier. She’s built for heft and sweat.
The Dumpy lass will put more effort in though, just in case its her last time ever.
Dont give her your real number though she will be a bit of a Bridget Jones though
Saw her on tele last night, enormous bazookas under a tight fitting suit but very fat!!
Probably height threatened by Teather
Slap her ass and ride the ripples will humming the Hawaii 5-0 tune
Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it, fat birds are a bouncy shag, tight too.
Yeah, not the most hygienic in my experience – i won’t go into detail…
Go on, spoil us…
ew you had the one who found her missing remote in a roll of fat after it had been missing 5 years didnt you?
She looked like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
is Labourlist still going ?
So Rupert has got the inside track here thru the Screws connections….
Is Myler a mate of Coulton ?
All seems pretty much like Old New Labour
All about spinning AGAIN…
why do they need all the hangers on ?
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Ayesha the shit stand-up who wrote shit jokes for Harman? Ayesha the shit stand-up who wrote that fucking unfunny Magic Roundabout joke for Harman to use at PMQs? And this is who Ed MiliHunt hires? The guy is as dumb as he is ugly.
Babe though isn’t she?
I am suprised the Harriet Chutney Charleston is not on the the list.
I know her brother Charlie “Bingo” Chutney Charleston – laaaarrrrrrggge
How many of them have specail needs ?
Katie Myler apparently does, as she has a “highly rated boyfriend”. Or maybe she’s just lucky.
‘Highly weighted’ is perhaps more apt.
Particularly for dyslexia? You could share a consultant.
Who pays for all these people ? Were they just in place for his leadership camapign or this is typcal entourage for an oppsittion Shadow Cabinet member ? I do hope tax payers aren’t funding any of this but suspect we must be – at least in part.
We are, indirectly. It’s called the Union Modernisation Fund.
Abolished, innit?
Well if we pay Dick-Ed and he pays all these staff from hos own pocket, it is still originally OUR money. Innit?
http://www.westbournecoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Westbourne-Intel-Ed-Miliband-bubble-chart.pdf
Guido
This adds some interesting people to your analysis…
misses half of them
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This provides the real powers and influence in the Red Ed camp
Your list, with respect, is the “respectabel face” of Red Ed
Whelan and Unite, Unison and GMB Fat Cat unions bosses
Also personal details
Oona King is a “close family friend”
Luciana Berger who is Director of Labour Friends of Israel
Chief Enforcer Brown
Plus the usual suspects, Hattersley, Kinnock, Benn etc
IN FACT WE HAVE BROWN MARK II
Appalling shyt again……
And dont’ forget Mad Hattie Hairpin is right in there and was a cheerleader along with the “I never knew about cash for peerages” ex-Treasurer Drome… FFS
Rachel’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright! She’s alright!
All the totty look as if they need a good seeing to.
They are Labour totty. To make progress, make sure you can quote from memory large wodges of “Das Kapital” and know Harriet’s proposed “women only” Bill by heart.
There do not appear to be many older, wiser heads among that group. Another example of style over substance in politics?
Clean break from the Bl*ir/Br*wn social and economic clusterfuck.
This lot will be busily inventing whole new ways to fuck up the UK with borrowed money.
As long as it’s OPM.
a few of them can have my substance over their style
I’d give Katie Myler one……. the old jokes are the best
Do you know where its been ?
Good point Billy, although why you’d be concerned I don’t know.
No but dont the NHS give out free condoms if you are on national service?
Fair point pot .
It’s better than that. They give out free condoms to anybody now. I’m busy trying to fuck my way through several hundred thousand pounds of condoms to recover all my taxes.
I’m about thirty quid into my long-term goal at the moment. I reckon if I live to be about 15,000 years of age I should break even.
Good luck with it jgm2
That might not be the only thing you break, mate!
I HAVE given Katie Myler one. Thrice. Phoooaaaarrrrrr!
Is Guido pissed because he wasnt offered a job .
He failed to make the cut: the first person ever to do so by actually undershooting the EU working time directive on minimum hours.
What do you mean TT?? – Guido’s unique selling point is that he only works 1 day a week!!
Define ” Work” .
‘Attends’
Thought so
That much? Poor fellow.
Read my lips: “undershoot”.
But he does the school run
That’s semi full time
Perhaps he will use the Squeaker’s mulit-million $ unused creche as well…
No. He would outing someone a faggot if he was.
I sometimes forget how very attractive we all are.
Is that you at number 4 Jimmy, you fucking minger?
Not many older heads among them. Are you going for appearance rather than substance?
Let’s see how attractive y’all are after five years of opposition.
Hahahahaha.
We’re four months in and Pickles already looks like he’s going to need a small lorry to wheel him about. He won’t fit in Number 10′s door by next year if he keeps this up.
Team Schmuck!
First the UK Labour Party and now North Korea handing power to the youngest child.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11426284
Good job for Fidel Castro that he kept a close eye on his younger brother or history might have been very different.
It’s seems unlike your normal posts to think it good that Cuba had a ruinous Marxist dictator…
‘Good job for Fidel…’ doesn’t mean it was a good job for Cuba.
Just highlighting the hereditary principle at large in these meritocratic socialist paradises really.
Fidel is a close personal friend and business associate. I will not hear a word against him.
Good job that Battista removed his cojones more like…
Perfect gig for Miliband D.
http://tinyurl.com/emptyhead
Sadiq Khunt looks the type who’d do a Mike Wancock. Both slimy sacks of vomit.
Rachel Kinnock?
Whats the difference between Number 10 and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont follow you round for weeks
‘Goys & Girls window dress for Khazar freak.’
that’ll throw off the dumb Brits.
No 7 looks like a porky version of Dolly the Draper.
Just like woodworm, all the weevils eating away out of sight at the cash abstracted from the “Keep ‘em in the dark” real workers – tax payers.
Number Zero, AKA Ed Milliband looks the weirdest. Did you see him accepting the praises of DMilli as Special (needs?).
How many are gay ?
At least a Hague bedroom full.
Surrounding himself with several women, I see.
Makes a change from the previous leader. You wouldn’t see a woman anywhere near Jonah unless there were votes in it.
That was Sue’s fault….
Good! Skool kids let loose in playground. I doubt the Acne gang have much to offer.
How many are from Mossad ?
It’s “Dr Livingston I presume” time around there now.
7 + 3 = Lucky sod.
Very lucky when you realise his photo hasn’t been stretched horizontally.
Indeed.
I’d very happily shag her but thinking twice if that’s shows her level of taste.
An who pays all their salaries? The Unions? The Taxpayer? Or both maybe?
In NuLab circles they already have a name…
The B Team
In 2010, a crap commando unit was sent to Victoria Street by a party for an election they didn’t win. These mopes loved being in a maximum security stockade. Today, still wanting to be the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if the decent people who have got proper jobs or would only work for David Miliband won’t return your calls, and if you can’t find anyone else, maybe you can hire… The B-Team.
“Baah-Ba-Ba-Baaaah, Ba-Ba-Baaaaah…”
Thinking seriously for a moment though, you have to go for Ms Kinnock dont you.
1/ she’s a welsh tart (I give you drunk girl in Cardiff city centre)
2/ you will inherit Kinnochio’s i’ll gotten gains.
3/ she’s a welsh tart ( I give you charlotte church)
4/ when her old man gets old and infirm you can take great pleasure in torturing him
5/ she’s a welsh tart
Depends on how many sheep she has had ?
credit where credit’s due – Welsh birds are dead keen
They’re just trying to keep warm. Like Scottish girls.
The BBC have their obligatory representation I see.
I’d do No. 3.
I DID do No 3. Pauline caught us in the woodshed. Ooooh, yes! Gizzanother, love!
Oh well, Fat Fuck from Hull, I’ve got a ticket for you…
Watch this mot as well for influence peddling
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/yasmin-alibhai-brown/yasmin-alibhaibrown-the-shadowy-role-of-labour-friends-of-israel-761363.html
Just goes to show that ‘thick’ comes in all shapes and sizes.
Did anyone look at today’s polls? CON 39%, LAB 40%, LDEM 12%
conference bounce
I’ll think you will find that is nickname for No.10
is that the little ‘dance’ Dave and Nick do in private ?
Imagine Osborn in the middle, none without cloths.
No – not much point as its nearly 5 years to election
try just over 4 and a half with cuts and tax rises scheduled every year until 2015
Naahhh. Four years of cuts followed by a tax giveaway to buy the middle classes I’d have thought.
Thank goodness there’s plenty of money for a tax giveaway.
Has Cameron been replaced by Brown while we weren’t looking?
Brown never gave anybody a tax giveaway in his miserable life. He just borrowed money to give away. And increased taxes.
He’ll have something in common with Dave then, as Dave IS going to increase taxes and even Osborne’s optimistic predictions till 2015 showed little to no wiggle room for a tax giveaway unless he wants to start borrowing again.
I’m not condoning it. I’m not saying it will be economically justifiable. I’m just saying that, for purely political purposes, a certain headline grabbing amount of cash will be made available to grease the election wheels in the T*ries favour.
Perhaps not as much as the 200bn quid Br*wn printed last year just to pay the public sector. Probably more like 1/10th of that to knock a couple of pence off the basic rate. But I think you’d be a fool to bet against it.
I’m not betting against it but it proves Dave is no better the Brown when the chips are down and all the fiscal responsibility rhetoric will be proved to be complete bullshit
and it will definitely be noticed if he does try it
Are you stupid or wot? Apart from a double dip. which will have started in America thanks to POTUS sudden love of coinclipping ( also known as quantitive easing), in 2014 the gummint will find that. thanks to the correct austerity measures taken at the right time, they can release UK plc from the majority of austerity measures and blue birds will be in the ascendant all over White Cliffs everywhere.
With the added bonus of the Weird Labour Party as opposition, a second term is a certainty. Simples.
and blue birds will be in the ascendant all over White Cliffs everywhere.
Old man, who is going to pay for your proper nursing care. With this lot, you might be left on the street.
Fairer constituency boundries + a basket case full of Ed Millitant Tendency – should be a shoe in for the next few elections
constituency boundries = tories gifted approx 10 seats mostly at the expense of the Lib Dems but some Labour seats
sorry, it isn’t a huge gamechanger
but then again AV might be, but nobody knows for who
It depends on how long LD will stay or split. MPs like to be re-elected, LD MPs are mainly there due to Labour supporters tactically voting to keep conservatives off; LD MPs know this.
Great. So the tactical voters can go and vote Labour and the LibDem MP’s will turn into Tory MPs.
As long as they don’t turn into Labour MPs then the UK is safe from their idiocy.
One thing the partisan lickspittles have overlooked is there is no clear exit strategy to ‘decouple’ both Parties cleanly.
The idea that they will peacefully coexist right up until 6 weeks before the election and then they are suddely two different Parties sharing acclaim/blame fairly and good naturedly is hilariously naive.
And elections start loooong before the official campaign gets underway.
Is number 5 the twerp that opened the broom cupboard door that Gormless Gordon walked into?
If so you have to give him top marks for comedy value
Which of these is not a cu’nt?
Ed offered Laura a job but she turned it down
She thinks she if going to become Jock Queen of the BBC
And squash Toenails
Why do Brits worship inter-bred descendants of 8th century Turkic-Mongol cock gobblers?
Beware!!! Labour/Miliband ‘Love In’ Alert on Al-Beeba World at One!
It’s sickening to endure, one can ascertain that if it was the Tory conference with a new leader that the ‘radio minutes’ would be <3 min
Yeah but what is his chosen brand going to be?
Nokia, Samsung, Sony or is he very much with it and has a Blackberry? Imagine one of those landing on your forehead.
Polly Billington
Is she embedded with them from the Today programme?
The today program is completely impartial and in no way endorses any political party or takes any particular stand with regard to …. hehhehe……and takes no sides in any debate on the governance of the nation…hehehehhahah..The BBc is fiercely independent and strives to represent an impartial, balanced and fair view of ..HAAHAHHOOOHAWAHW .. Sorry ..can’t keep a straight face any longer…
look at all those Spads… ‘appen I’m getting an erection again ba goom!
getting info Hague is on the sky porn list
Did he put it on expenses?
I think there’s a bit of doctoring the file going on, I have the original and will check it later when I get the converter . In the meantime methinks all kinds of celeb names will be added to it.
He needs 12 bag carriers??!!?
FFS.
Maybe he has big bags.
Under his eyes the lop sided c’unt
What position in the shadow cabinet for Dianne Abbott?
She needs a sort of non-job like Prescott was given after his Transport tenure gridlocked the roads.
An office and a chair with a desk with locked drawers and no key and a phone that isn’t plugged in and an upright back of a cereal box with ‘computer’ written on it and some drawn on buttons. Spray some silly string around the place to look like wires and cables.
Some crayons in a pot and some decent blank paper that she can be told is an ‘actual white paper’ for her to draft.
But minister for what? Has to sound convincing but keep her far away from real shadow cabinet level appointees.
Minister for songs?
Minister for Marxism?
Junior Secretary to the mail room?
Minister without Portillo ?
Minister For Private Schools
Loud, Measured Applause. How about Minister for Education (private school placements for underpriveledged ethnic minorities), At least she’s got some experience there.
Job for Dianne? Got a good one. How about the commision for hypocrits and arsholes…. well qualified in the former, begining to shine in the latter.
Will have plenty of work in the House of C****
Also can’t do much damage.
Look
Ooona is a “close friend” of Red Ed
She will be Shadow Minister for Shadiq Jock Straps…
Far ahead of Diane..
Diane will be recycled back to Brillo
Good. The thought of her getting a cabinet salary for rolling her eyes and talking bollocks in a condescending voice makes my p1ss boil.
Minister for Racism
Minister for rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeee and ppppppppeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasss
LOL
LOL
‘ere
You take my name in vain
I was the Leader of the Tory Parteh I will have you know…
Not too sure about Abbott and White Papers. Seems a bit racialist to me.
Here’s Sadiq Khan MP being sworn in by some dirty filthy kafir who’s not allowed to touch his koran.
Is it legal to swear an oath to the queen on the koran?
Are where is Justin, Guido ?
Who let Gordo off his leash and caused the “She’s just a bigot’ gem ?
BBC having a mongfest.
a Sun mongfest
away from the tedium of the labour party, in the real world the police have been found wanting again – using illegal, unlicensed weapons
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23882651-raoul-moat-taser-gun-was-not-licensed-for-police-use.do
but apparently, it’sd okay as they were only doing their job!
one rule for us, one rule for them
I have decided to engage constructively with the government on the matter of the deficit and the nation’s debt.
All Labour Party propaganda about nasty Tory Cuts versus nice Labour “investment” will cease forthwith in the interest of national harmony.
We will help the government to remove the straitjacket that Labour has placed over the British people over the last 13 years.
I also call for an end to the vile class hatred and envy of wealth that dominates my party and all its utterances – with immediate effect.
Labour shall in future use rational debate in political discussion and will abandon all name-calling, fear-mongering, smearing, and the launching of fancy-sounding ineffective ‘plans’ and ‘programmes’.
We will cease using the meaningless term ‘progressive’, and instead use the correct term ‘socialist’.
The use of lies will be abandoned and all Labour Party members will in future tell the truth.
That just about covers it all. Thank you.
Has Red Ed slammed Capitalism yet ?
I’m sorry Guido
but you’re gonna love this
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23882878-bellydancer-ben-bradshaw-is-the-king-of-spin-but-david-miliband-finds-it-hard-to-stomach.do
a belly dancing ben bradshaw ….???!!!!!
in what way do any of the above know anything about anything?
in what way is this democracy in action?
the vast majority of people in this country are totally disenfranchised from the political system and yet we all pay for it to be maintained by the likes of this lot – who is the more foolish??
Notice the not so subtle change from red to pink?
Its a so much subtler shade and accords with Ed’s persona. He may need my personal touch to get the best out of him.
Has Eric Pickles been in and ate all Prezza’s Pies ???
The fat cun’t looks thoroughly miserable so that’s a bonus!
Ed needs to see about getting his shirts from another supplier.
Red Ed’s speech was written in a hot air balloon. Jeez Drivel!
Give Red Ed 2 years before he is out. The guy lacks charisma and his speech is dull. Most of it is harking back to the good ole days, hardly progressive it. History viewed with Rose tinted glasses. Drivel.
Quite well paid in hidden unemployment
Labour clearly have nothing new to offer other than idealism instead of realism. Yawn! Saying that he is not denying the deficit. Alistair D is the main influence of Deficit reduction. Regurgitating the same economic drivel. No mention of the IMF.
Ed’s speech is sponsored by Dull as ditchwater.
Conservative have covered the ground on civil liberties. So fcuk Big Brother New Labour.
God that was dull! Student politics!
Well …………………………..
LMAO
Thats my baby boy, I feel so proud like the day we took his foreskin away!
You sure you binned the right part? Looks like a giant foreskin to me.
Number 10: nul points
Labour hates the News of the Screws so much that they make the editor’s daughter their leader’s spokeswomen.