Third Time Unlucky For Hancock
Weirdy-beardy LibDem MP and coalition critic Mike Hancock has never been far from controversy involving his sex life, and this weekend was no different. Hancock has done well in recent months to keep certain stories about him out of the media. Carmen the busty señorita he wined, dined and even gave a personal tour of the House of Commons never surfaced and Hancock’s re-election campaign in Portsmouth was blighted with much darker allegations that were injuncted. However this time there was nothing Hancock could do to stop being splashed across the Sunday papers again – mainly because he admitted the allegations put to him.
Hancock has not denied he pestered a mentally ill constituent who came to him for help. He dined with her in the House, bought her a teddy bear and other gifts and pestered her with “sexy” text messages. He claims her was just trying to “cheer her up” but the woman’s carers have reported him to the police, who are now investigating. Given his track record it’s unlikely Hancock’s long suffering wife will buy that line…
On the back of the scandal that he had employed a researcher who has links to the KGB, the knives are sharpening around Hancock. Guido spoke to a senior council source down in Porstmouth who is fuming about the lastest embarrassment Hancock has caused:
“The pressure is mounting on Hancock. There have been many rumours about him swirling around Portsmouth and Westminster for years, but this latest news is particularly worrying. It is not acceptable for him to remain in a Cabinet role on Portsmouth City Council – where he has influence over policy regarding care for the vulnerable – at a time when the police are investigating him for allegedly abusing a vulnerable constituent. Whether he should remain an MP is a matter for the Liberal Democrats, and his conscience.”
Looks like Hancock might be waiting a little longer for his long-coveted title Lord Hancock of Fratton…
At least he is in the right party
Hear hear. He looks like a fucking eco-fundamentalist terrorist too.
I bet the wanker wears sandals and white socks.
Arsehole!
He sounds like a sociopath to me, tho I expect inside politics he appears totally unremarkable.
He looks like that loony Lord Bath at Longleat.
without alas his Wifelets.
“His wife of 43 years, Jacqueline, a fellow Portsmouth councillor, was clearly angered by the allegations.”
You bet she is. The troughing couple are facing a possible reduction in their crazy allowances.
“He will of course co-operate with the police if they ever contact him.”
Oh, so it’s only the small people who don’t have a choice whether to cooperate or not is it?
They can both go to hell.
Read Baths online book, what a fucking perv, into pissing on his nanny.
The BrokeBack Coalition welcomes all deviants.
Ooh ducky! You know it!
Said the bummer
Right up the Osborne!
Except Marxists like me – you have to draw the line somewhere.
You’re just not Marxist enough chum.
Smash the system! Anti-Capitalism all round!
Clegg only claimed last week he was sorting out people like him. cameron keeps saying he will clean up politics as well- all talk no action. Corrupt fkers the lot of them. Mandelson smiles as he collects his £8,600 a month for an EU job he left two years ago! Yet the coalition have the bare faced cheek to say taxes will increase and the BBC is an instituton to be proud of. No more taxes, no more license fee (tax), no tuition fees (while EU students get free university education in Scotland) and more MPs to face prosecution, including the smiling Blair for his war crimes (someone must have a copy of his expenses or know what he fiddled/was given for his second house claims).
Why is he wearing a martini?
His mitts are in the ‘handcuff’ position’ from years of practice.
Phew!! thanks goodness it wasn’t Matt Hancock. Osborne’s former Spad.
William, make sure George has been discrete.
There’s nothing to find there tabloids so dont look!
What’s all that about then?
Never you mind.
CBE? He either pretended to phone the polis or they know him for the wrapbag he is and ignored his message.
Clegg need to get rid of the low hanging fruit otherwise he will be in one embarrassment after another.
Should’nt take long with their number of MP’s and “celebrities”
Check out his connections with MIND
Never you mind all that business.
Hankcock’s Half Whore?
Deviants to a man
You’re not wrong there.
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Green Party.
If Gulity then hang him , If not guilty then he should carry on
Rubbish! A good all round cleansing pour encourager les autres.
The carers said it wasnt the teddy bear or the texts it was the naked Morris Dancing that they reported him for
He does look the type to lock people up in a wicker-man and burn them.
But not before accusing them of witchcraft for having a mobile phone.
I mean he doesn’t look like a sexual predator. Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.
Nor even a big fucking lump of annoying grey shite.
I’ll try again:
Nicked the look off Gerry Adams.
I nicked it off of my brother who raped my baby sister…
No wonder so many comments get pulled on the Grauniad when Gerry “terrorist” Adams writes for them.
Have Hancock and Benny Andersson of Abba ever been seen in the same room together:
http://tinyurl.com/weirdybeardy
?
or this c unt
http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/archbishop.jpg
I don’t know what that ‘unt’ thing you are talking about is, but please moderate your language – it’s the head of the Church of England you are referring to there.
Her Maj is the head of the church of England innit
innit
Well it’s God actually. QEII is Supreme Governor. It’s the cannibal RCs who’s head is Head on earth
I never realised Del Trotter had a career in politics.
I’d put his peccadilloes down to drinking too much peckham spring water.
Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it ‘m8′!
He looks a bit Frosty to me.
Wot, you mean like me?
I’m a jolly happy soul….allegedly….
try Uncle Albert and it becomes funny
No, it becomes more accurate, but still not funny
Best joke about Portsmouth was Paul Merton’s:
You can’t sack the Navy otherwise the streets of Portsmouth would be awash with discharged Seamen.
Sounds like Hancock’s got his own ideas on the topic…
Any relevance to the fact that the ‘researcher ‘ is KGB & Pompey is, as reported, awash with discharged seamen , a fair few with technically classified knowledge ?
From the best of Hancock’s Half Hour.
“A millilitre? That’s very nearly a cock full”
I mean he doesn’t look like a sexual predator. Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.
Hilarious!
He looks like a werewolf — watch out for him at full-moon.
it’s so much easier to attack the good people isn’t it
Good people ?
You utter wanker. Pol Pot was quite decent in his time too I suppose. He did wonders for the hungry and starving. He killed them.
Maybe your post was in jest…
You are the Pope and I claim my £10.
Dog Shooting…
S**t-eating…
Bearded…
FREAKS!!!
Ugggh!
A history of sexual harassment has never been a barrier to ennoblement – look at that fat fuck Prescott for starters.
I’d rather not!
never stopped me.
So, that’s near enough a sex scandal per month since the coalition was formed – Laws, Huhne, Hague and Hancock. Cast iron told us to vote for change and that’s what we’re getting.
Hague’s was a “no sex” scandal.
No sex with his ‘wife’, you mean!
not yet
We asked you to vote for change and you did, just.
We are the parties of change alright. We are downright weird, sexually repressed and rather predatory too. Much more so than the last lot who were just jealous of our money and property. With the exception of Blair who was one of us anyway!
Cheers and ciao.
You forgot Crispin Blunt – but Hague’s wasn’t a scandal.
On the other hand Labour brought us – Robin Cook, David Blunkett, Nick Brown, Nigel Griffiths, Ron Davies et al so I guess it just proves that politics attracts the sexually incontinent although the Lib Dems seem weirder than the other parties. Just shows what a beard and sandals will do to you.
Don’t think Guido would agree with you there somehow.
Did we ever discover who the female was whom Nigel Griffiths was shagging in the Palace of Westminster on Rememberance Sunday ? I do hope she wasn’t simply a common prostitute paid for out of the public purse.
And you forgot Norks, too. So it’s more than one a month. Quite a lot more in Norks’ case.
His name is going down
http://www.aryanunity.com/noncewatch/
watch Fawkes pull this.LOL
http://www.aryanunity.com/noncewatch/janner.html
Not keen on Gordon Brown on that site…
Change? I haven’t seen much change. I suppose there is a change in the way we elect prime ministers, the one that gets the most votes disappears and the one who comes last takes over and we see the most of.
Don’t forget his ‘residence’ in Portsmouth is a rented garage – he actually lives in Fareham BC and has the garage so he can con his way onto the council.
I used to have a friend as a LibDem activist and they were all warned about his letching.
“I used to have a friend as a LibDem activist”
And? What happened?
Whelan is on TV crowing!
One good thing to come out of this is that Blair’s, Mandy’s and Ali Bonko’s legacy is now totally fucked.
I’m afraid the atomic lift of satisfaction I get from Blair/Br**wn/Mandelson/Al*i Campbell’s legacy being fucked is somewhat crushed by the overwhelming weight of despair I get from the economic clusterfuck the incompetent, economy-wrecking jackasses have visited on all 60 million of us.
And if that’s not bad enough, have you noticed that Twiglets don’t taste as nice as they used to?
Don’t think I ever liked Twiglets to be honest.
Depends where they’ve been
Oi, comrade – crowing is my job.
Well you’re certainly a cock…
That’s ‘cos he’s a cock!
A woman with mental illness ?
Wasnt Sarah Brown was it , I mean living with Gordon ………….
“It’s red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of thing getting in the wrong hands. As soon as I’ve finished this, I shall recommend they ban it.”
Hancock.
“A Pint? Have you gone raving mad? Why, a pint is very nearly an armful!
I’m sorry but I’m not walking about with an empty arm for anybody”
Or the England cricket team
Guido , this is a set up by Mossad .
Look, we’ve all had secret fantasies about getting a retard in the sack and getting them to do weird shit telling them it’s normal. I know I have – lots. But only a few lucky fuckers get to do it. Good man.
I like the sound of this “weird shit”. Tell me more sweetie.
I thought all Lib Dems were poofs
I’d say 50/50. The dirty fuckers and the Cons were made for each other.
They are, only this one has several beards, some of them nutcases.
Tories – homo males and nympho females, Lib dems – mixture of homos and creepy sandal wearing celibates, Labour – pederasts and dykes.
Does anyone know how mentally ill this woman is? She could have anything from depression to a desperate need to chew her own shoulder – obviously ‘sexting’ a depressive is fine, but sending dirty texts to someone who dribbles more than they drink will be seen as ‘very fucking wrong’.
She thinks she is a reincarnation of her uncle Gerry’s dog. She likes to eat out of a bowl and shit in the garden. She’s barking.
Better than shitting in the bowl and eating from the garden
Really? Thats the only part of the green party manifesto i agree with.
Or even eating her shit and bowling in the garden…
Coo-eee!
Perhaps if we all chipped in, the dark master of the LibDem sex scandal himself might be up for it – after all it seems he’s whoring himself out now for just such positions: http://tinyurl.com/35ja8b9
“but sending dirty texts to someone who dribbles more than they drink will be seen as ‘very fucking wrong’.”
You should know, pumpmybum.
It depends out of which orifice she dribbles.
All of them when I’m finished with her!
I doubt people with depression have carers.
They did under liebour old son
Carers’r'us no disability too small
This mentally ill woman wasn’t Margaret Moran by any chance?
Only on Thursdays.
“ Carmen the busty señorita he wined, dined and even gave a personal tour of the House of Commons never surfaced ”
Surely the drowning of vistors to the HoC, even by MPs, is frowned upon?
Perhaps Guido means that she operated the the drill, the digger, the grader and the striper but never the surfacing machine.
Not really…
They’re much easier to control.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100055500/global-cooling-and-the-new-world-order/#dsq-content
An excellent site with views from scientists and others who aren’t taken in by all the AGW bullshit.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/09/26/bilderberg-group-discusses-global-cooling-at-2010-meeting/
http://bishophill.squarespace.com/ is good too.
Not so stupid — the PDO (Pacific decadal oscillation) has tipped into its negative phase after 40 years of the positive part of its cycle — means the Pacific Ocean is cooling. The Pacific covers nearly half the Earth’s surface so this must have some effect on our climate.
Plus the Maunder Minimum (lack of sun spots) means there is less UV and gamma ray hitting the stratosphere… last time these conditions prevailed we had the Little Ice Age.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20727793.100-the-sun-joins-the-climate-club.html
I’ll fetch ma coat.
No.
Make that, ma hat ma coat – more PC.
About time this piece of slime got his dues. What on earth does his wife seein him other than his pension?
Same as John Prescott’s wife probably. Free meal ticket and maybe, just maybe, a ‘Ladyship’.
This Hancock fellah sounds like a nonce.
I hope the bizzies are investigating or do these pervs have Parliamentary immunity when they’re sexually abusing their constituents?
Only if they do it on the premises.
Bet he doesn’t fall on his own pork sword.
Why is this not tagged totty watch ?
I thought it was compulsory for LibDems to be sex offenders!
Shut the fuck up!
Where’s that fucking dog ?
And the hilarious background involving Jeremy Thorpe
It is, I am a LibDem and voted for the coalition too.
It is.
Woof Woof Yelp……
If Red Ed Miliband is the best that the Frankfurt School can come up with then we’ve not got too much to worry about.
They wanted Yellow Dave but have to make do with Red mongy Ed.
Who we?
With true blue Cameron wrangling the dead Tory sheep ever deeper into the EU corral?
Has he ever been introduced to Hollie Greig?
That’s a Scottish cover-up – it’s a devolved issue. Like releasing Magrahi or whatever the fitted-up Lockerbie bomber is called.
I say we employ more Libyan cancer care specialists.
Wonder if this will be swept under the carpet ?
More likely to be rolled on the carpet.
“smeared into”
Book ‘im Dano!
Has Red Ed Milband ever had a job outside politics or is he a professional political geek like his yellow-bellied brother?
He’s a professional political geek just like his yellow-bellied older brother.
How many beаrds does this man need?
I am for hire now
Oppose the Condems and this is what happens.
Crikey.
Weired MP, LibDem & dog shit city.
Not a hope in Hell.
1239: BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg tweets: “David Miliband just left the conference by the back door without saying anything.” Read Laura Kuenssberg’s tweets
1236: From Nick Robinson: “Pursued by a vast rolling pack of cameras and reporters, David Miliband refused to answer questions about his future. As he fought to get through, it was perhaps unwise to keep saying: ‘Come on guys, I’m on the way out.’”
OK which one of them is lieing
Both of the tossers, it is the B.B.C. after all.
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The BBC manages to make Al Jazeera look like a B…….N……P…… funded far right wing station.
So far left it’s in Narnia.
I wish to make it absolutely clear that there is not and never has been a Labour Party member by the name of David Miliband.
Please amend your records accordingly: http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1511/edandbob.jpg
I thought Toenails was fed his lines by Laura on these occassions ?
Not another couple from B.B.C. White City?
They’ve been in coalition four months and they’re behaving like tories already.
You’ll be thinking enviously of David Mellor and Antonia de Sancha….
It seemed so unlikely at the time, but the evidence is incontrovertible:
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/2976/antonia.jpg
Labour had plenty of scandals as well you dipstick – rermember Ron Davies and his badger watching
could khan not have met whelan?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/ed-miliband/8026714/Ed-Miliband-in-victory-he-asked-what-have-I-done-to-David.html
I didnt realise Khan was on Ed’s team.
Had I known I would have put my shilling on Ed at the begining.
Khan has a track record of stuffed postal ballots and vote rigging
There’s more that one dodgy councillor in the world, of course. Parties need to self-regulate rather than turn a blind eye.
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Politicians self regulate? That worked so well with the expenses scandal didn’t it.
The only thing ‘self’ they should be left to do is a good session of autoerotic asphyxiation. They might even do the decent thing and really get their tights in a tight twist around their scrawny necks.
Fuck em!
Has Ed Miliband just come back from a foreign holiday? He looks very dark, swarthy even. Perhaps he’s got some gypsy blood in him?
There’s certainly no Anglo-Saxon or Celtic blood running through his veins!
Die Juden sind unser Unglück!
If he has its a full house
Give me his address, we’ll have him deported to Romania oui!
That Mike Hancock looks like a right slimy nonce. Which cretins voted for a shifty sleazebag like that?
The City of Portsmouth, not surprising really.
It’s an utter shit hole. The only redeeming feature is the ferry port with regular sailings south. At this time of year you can get to France or Spain cheaper than many places in the UK by train.
Useful fast ferry to Cherbourg with Brittany Ferries.
I concur, seeing as I was born there.
You know there’s something deeply wrong with a city when the dockyard is a nicer place than the city centre!
I wouldn’t say that!
You’re not admitting to that, surely?
So this MP sits on various defence and security committees, is pro Russian and has a Russian researcher with links to the KGB?
You could not make this up.
Bugger, he’s one of us too.
He could teach some of the conservative MPs how to bat on the right side as the conservative MPs are all over the place, some aren’t even sure which side they are on.
Are you referring to me?
Look Mandy we agreed what happened on the boat stayed on the boat, bad form old boy.
If I go to the Tory conference I will be always looking at my back side, if I can afford, I will hire some body guards to make sure my back side is protected.
Taleb – The only politician who seemed to understand The Black Swan is David Cameron. He was convinced that there is great hidden risk in the economy in a world that has
become much more complex in the past 25 years. He understood that government
deficit makes you more reliant on forecasting, at the same time that our reliance on
forecasting has proved disastrous. (Guardian)
That must be why he was warning everyone about the Banks.
After it happened.
Sadly Cameron cannot even be credited with warning everybody about the lunacy of the Maximum Imbeciles insane borrowing and spending. Quite the opposite. Just as the wheels were coming off the dumb c*nt agreed to match Br*wn’s squandering projections.
It’s a fucking tragedy.
After inviting her for dinner at the House of Commons, the woman claims Mr Hancock ran his hand through her hair before asking: ‘Would you be happy with a man like me?’
But she replied that she did not want to be with a married man. The MP is said to have continued to lavish the woman with gifts and by April was ringing and texting her on a regular basis. The messages included Mr Hancock asking her to ‘give me a chance, you never know my princess’.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315329/Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock-accused-sending-sex-texts-vulnerable-constituent.html
That’s a bloody big handbag that his wife has got. She could do a lot of damage with that (If she already hasn’t)
His wife looks like a right old trout and mutton dressed as lamb, bet she hires young gigolos to fill all her holes while Hancock is away.
She does look a little ‘Essex’ doesn’t she? Another counciller apparently.
Committed to serving the public both of ‘em.
Fucking horrible people.
Quite agree. The pair of them entirely sucking off the public nipple. They should be put down.
I know I shouldn’t but I did find it hard not to laugh when I followed the Mail link and then my eye caught this beauty…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Jimi-Heselden-killed-Segway-accident.html
That’s such a shame – a decent guy who know his roots and put his money where his heart was.
Maybe he was a decent chap.
Still I cannot get this Last of the Summer Wine image out of my head of Foggy or Compo or Clegg on a runaway Segway heading for Beachy Head and….[ fade to title sequence].
I laughed too
Anybody wanting to learn about the term ‘nutter’ might find Dr David Owen’s book about Hubris Syndrome a good read. God knows he has been able to collate enough material, especially from the SDP days!
I see they live in Fareham, rather than in his Portsmouth constituency. Wise move.
But rent a garage in the city (Paulsgrove I think) so they can be on the council.
It’s the right thing to do.
It’ll represent quite a nice little return on investment.
It stinks.
What an odious pair!
Parasites.
A not so Limp Dem?
A prime candidate for the Lib Dems’ (and Tories’) favoured MP recall…
Hear hear!
Come on Cleggeron, are you just a bullshitter or what?
Talking of weirdy-beardies, a number of dedicated geeks (bless ‘em) continue in their sterling efforts to make head and tail of the code and data that was churned out by those unlovable rogues at CRU, unsuccessfully:
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/the-harry_read_me-file/
“Love the ironic title. Got this from reader, Glenn. I’m out of my depth trying to read the code–and apparently so were several folks at CRU. If what he, and the techies at the links, say is true, it’s no wonder they had to spin this for 10 years–it’s all absolute bullshit.”
I was wondering why a year-old post, the most popular ever on my tiny blog, was getting traffic. Thanks.
One comment wrote what is still one of my favorite lines, “I’ve seen tighter routines in virus source code.”
Only the mentally ill can understand Liberal Democrat gibberish and waffling anyway.
No, it’s got me beat.
that’s why Dave loves Nick
So, Nicks’ new law will be 1st tested on one of hs own.
I stand by my ‘blogger’s name, which I’ve used for quite some time. Now will you believe me?
Fawkes. Stop calling us the KGB. Its FSO now.
His next job will be as a Santa in his Grotty Grotto eyeing up the kiddies and their mums.
There are rumours that he is planning to defect to labour. Something tells me that that door is now firmly shut.
The boy Cooper is advocating spending billions on new schools and hospitals to bring borrowing down!
They’ve had 13 years and 800bn quid of additional borrowing to replace every single hospital and school in the country with a fucking solid gold one.
Thirteen years. And they still haven’t replaced all the leaky roofs. They really are fucking sh1t aren’t they.
jgm, you should know by now that Labour failed to fix the roof whilst the sun was shining!!
And any roofs they did fix were in insanely expensive off-the-balance sheet PFI deals. Deals put together by RBS and HBOS amongst others. Which is why the Maximum imbecile was more than happy to watch the borrowing insanity spiral out of control as long as they were putting together financing deals for his Enron construction.
SO that 800bn quid overspend was actually just borrowing to pay public sector wages.
‘I will not borrow for day-to-day expenses’. Fucking liar.
Problem is that we now live in East Gernany
Shame that we don’t have a wall to drop on socialists and homosexuals
It did make houses less affordable which is almost the same as real economic growth!
Yep 800bn quid put into the hands of one million extra bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards to bid up the price of available ho*sing.
It’s an economic miracle Jim. But not as we know it.
Thats because she has no concept of cash flow. When her household budget runs out she just makes another second home allowance claim and everything is rosy again
Remind me who was pledged to match labour spending until Brown and the Bankers caved in the economy ?
Remind me exactly how big is the deficit accrued by the last Labour Government ?
So what were these darker allegations? Were they just pure noncesense?
Good question. I didn’t think our host was usually shy about injunctions and that kind of nonsense.
Hey jgm2 now that the Labour Party have elected a new Leader who is English I take it that makes everything ok now and they are now fit for government again ?
Lots of English talent now available, Wheelan , simpson etc etc
You’re quite right. It’s the politics we should be chiefly concerned about. It’s just sloppy to go off on one calling, say, The Maximum Imbecile, a Scottish arsehole. He is. But he’s not responsible for being Scottish. That’s just an accident of birth. That’s neither here nor there. He, however, chooses to be an arsehole and we must continually point this out.
Yes. He is a Scottish arsehole. But it is far more germane to us and the economic clusterfuck he has bequeathed us all that he is a fucking incompetent lunatic.
I like to think that my contempt for the Little Scotlander mentality has been kept separate from my contempt for the Maximum Imbecile and his economically destructive ways.
Likewise my nascent contempt for the Miliband of brothers will not lean heavily on the fact that they are the product of Marxist indoctrination but will focus on the fact that they’re a pair of c**nts who sat through the last Labour government and cheered every idiot decision to the echo.
Smooth talking John McFall on back foot after Konisberg hits him unexpectedly with news that the IMF have given the coalitions strategy for deficit reduction a thumbs up !
That Janner needs doing on here.
http://www.aryanunity.com/noncewatch/janner.html
Cracking read Grommit! I hope they’re hosted outside of the EU!
It doesn’t matter. There are that many sites now exposing them. And more and more turning up every day.
Excellent!
Fucking Fuck!
He’s got that same pompus look Harold Shipman had. I bet he’s a right fucking nusence to have around, always wanting something.
“always wanting something.”
Like a mong to wank him off….
You go too far!
Hi. I’m one of the carers looking after the poster Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man. We understand that last night was a particularly rough one for him and he ended up writing a barrage of angry messages in block capitals. We only know this because he soiled his underwear and threw several phones, emulating his hero. I can now report that he’s been sectioned for his own good and won’t be allowed access to a computer again.
It was a messy business when he was sectioned though. He screamed at the police officers and just kept saying “Fuck off tat. Waaaah, don’t you dare make fun of my Dave, I wuv him” and proceeded to call out the addresses of links to several Youtube videos. Poor chap. The officers had a good laugh though.
Where’s the blog TaT ?
You’re the one who had the breakdown and ran away from the site vowing never to return
and then you came back
and then you ran away again
and then you came back under the moniker concrete pump and even argue with yourself under different monikers because you are a SCHIZO DRUGGY NUTTER
then you had yet another mental breakdown and threatened to shut down Guido’s site with your crack team of hackers and law yers because you went completely paranoid thought THEY were after you on this site
now you just whine all day fucking long about anything posted against Dave or whine about youtubes WHILE you post youtubes
so go fuck yourself tat
why not carry out your continual threat of leaving for good instead of lying all the time
or start your legendary dog raping blog ?
you chickenshit little whiny cun’t
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Anyone know how much the Lehman Brothers/Gordon Brown plaque sold for?
I think it comes up for auction on Wednesday.
YAWN!!!! SEEN IT 10,000 TIMES BEFORE!!
STOP POSTING YOUTUBES! STOP POSTING YOUTUBES!
So his wife says it is just nutters making up claims. whoops!
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/MP-faces-suspension-call-over.6551850.jp
Will Sarah Beard make an appearance at the conference this week or did the conditions of her contract specify she only need attend whilst McDoom is still leader?
That was a disaster. Should never have put me with that woman. Whose idea was that?
Aide: I don’t know, I didn’t see.
Brown: Sue’s, I think. Just ridiculous.
Aide: Not sure if they’ll go with that one.
Brown: Oh they will.
Aide: What did she say?
Brown: Everything. She’s just this sort of lesbian woman who said she used to be a Labour voter. Ridiculous.
Clare’s minge is tasty today.
Will Magda make an appearance at the conference this week or did the conditions of her arrangement specify she only need attend whilst McDoom is still leader?
She has fulfiled her role as Gordons Human shield behind whos skirts he was often found hidding. She is of course welcome to attend but I beleive she may have a previously arranged engagement in Canterbury.
Nice picture; his hands, goes it shows the size of his balls or penis?
That fucking Icke will no doubt be giving it the Dan Br*wn/Da Vinci code interpretation that it’s the sign of the ‘chalice’ and therefore he’s a 66th Dan Fr*emas*n and therefore untouchable or somesuch sh1t.
Tat is a big fan of Icke. Need I say more?
OT, Liam f*ckin Byrne the coffers empty,speaking it’s like the last 13 years were full of goodness and light and money was spent was “invested” and Liebour saved the banks and the country was saved from going under and La La land is a great place to live and the Libs and the NuConned us are nasty b$stards cutting money from the poor,jesus h f*ckin wept.
He looks like a childrens “entertainer”, probaby keeps balloons and lollipops in the boot of his brightly coloured car
UNCLE MIKE
written down the side
Does a lot of charity work for funny farms
So I just read Greyville Janner is a nonce as well even if it came from dubious sources.
You could’nt make this shit up! How sick are this LiB-Dem freaks!
THEY are coming to get me!!!!
I will threaten to shut down Guido’s blog with my crack team of Lawyers and Hackers!! If THEY don’t stop.
9.11 was an inside job and David Icke told me the lizardpeople are coming to get me!!! whooooooop! whoooop! whoooooooop!
That’s not Hancock in the photo. He looks nothing like Will Smith.
This weekens I was doubting my faith, then found out that Milliiband Minor was also sterile
Thanks God for clearing out that DNA cess pool
Mr Handoncock is helping us with our enquiries being considered as ancommunity outreach officer
We seem to have a shortage of people who will give “foot massages” to the mentaly ill
A firearm certificate will be awarded to the succesfull appllicant along with a 50K boat for the token sum of 5 pence
A love of boys in short trooosers or a desire to shag anybody with a disability will be considered as a positive
This is why I am a Labour man
These libdems are always eating shjt and buggering each other
I’ve met the man. He is a pervert, crook and professional busybody politician. It’s about time he gets what’s coming to him.
http://www.mike-hancock.co.uk
How sad all these people are, if you do not know someone then what right have you got to judge by heresay and photos. Nothing better to do folks?