Khan He Be Home Secretary?
One of the downsides of the Ed Miliband victory is we are now going to have to endure the slimy and arrogant Sadiq Khan coming to the forefront of the Labour team.
The loyal campaign manager, who only just survived the election after a series of expenses misdemeanours, will have to be rewarded with a proper Shadow Cabinet post.
Khan’s outspoken foreign policy views rule him out of the FCO or defence. In a message to Ed Miliband supporters during the campaign Khan said Britain needed to support “a more independent foreign policy”, the subtext of which is in line with his rant last year that the UK’s relationship with the US was “poison”.
With little experience other than transport, he is not qualified for the treasury and Khan has now gone favourite to replace Alan Johnson as Shadow Home Secretary, the position Ed Balls had his eye on if David Miliband, or Yvette, get the Shadow Chancellorship. Despite the fact that both are instantly dislikeable on television and in person, struggling Teresa May would surely breathe a sigh of relief not to have the more experienced of the two bruisers shadowing her.
The Scotland Yard investigation into Khan’s expenses fraud might make his potential new role a little awkward though…
Can’t see it myself, too much baggage.
You’d be surprised. It seems the more baggage one has the further one goes in British Politics.
The mong and nonce Brown for example.
so we should do what Obama tells us?
fuck that
Can’t see it happening personally. Straw will likely have a quiet word in Miliband’s ear about his campaign organiser and just why he was being bugged by the woodentops on his watch. Even if the new Liebore leader were to disregard the advice given from his honourable friend (!), I can imagine a private phone call from the Babylons will put him off, not to mention the realisation that Khan shadowing the Home Office will result in a dramatic reduction in co-operation from the department for all manner of strange reasons.
more please ?
The Khan bugging story got plenty of press attention a couple of years ago so there’s no need for me to add anything else.
Teresa May struggling, surely shome mishtaake there. She’s doing a grand job just like big Eric.
Straw was probably bugging every c**nt. He’s the only one, apart from Brown, who went all through the 13 years of Labour idiocy without being fired or ‘reshuffled’ to ‘Minister for Sticky Buns and other Desert Products’.
There’ll be a reason for that.
I will be talking to the new Cabinet later today. After that I will engage in a meaningful discussion with the Sofa and have a full and frank exchange of views with the Standard Lamp, followed by some ‘face time’ with Mr Beeblebrox, the President of the Galaxy.
Sorry I thought for a minute you said “buggering” there, my mistake, carry on.
Darling lasted the distance as well
Straw thirteen years and not fired or reshuffled, really?
Surely Straw got the bullet at the behest of Washington for trying to get into Condoleza Rice’s knickers.
He was fired as foreign secretary, no?
He is well-qualified to comment on immigration, national security, the prison service, and extradition.
The valuable time he’s spent in jail catching up with Labour-voting international terror suspects with whom is on first-name terms will be indispensable.
Khan’t see the problem, myself.
The interesting story will be what brief Jack Dromey will get seeing as Unite backed Mister Ed.
Deputy Leader
lets see, Ed Milliband leads to Unite leads to Jack Dromey leads to Harri……ah ha !
He was the useless knob who never thought that grit may be important when it’s cold. We’ve got oodles of rock salt and young Khan probably cost the economy a fair few billions – bit over-qualified probably.
That was because scientific advisors had told the gummint that it would never snow again. Another big win for the Greens and other GW Extremists like all those wealthy gentlemen who have invested in the most expensive and uncertain of all power generation, wind, or have put themselves in jeopardy on the Carbon Futures Market.
This is the gift that keeps on giving …
Sadiq would have to get elected to the Shadow Cabinet first
That’s not sure either
With the Labour voting rules, where 1 person can have several votes, anything is possible. And there’s always the Postals……..
You are making the mistake of crediting the Labour Party with the power of rational thought. The final year in the bunker with madman Brown has driven them all mad and they have collectively all disappeared down the rabbit hole .
Its an alice and wonderland world in which they inhabit.
The Gods have in fact driven them into this madness and now they seek to destroy them. Every decision they make will be the wrong one, Electing Ed as leader is the latest example. Politically they have crossed the event horizon and there is no way back.
Enjoy : )
Good man, well said.
First
Fail.
Oh God no!
No.
Well posted. I thoroughly agree with your comment and impressions! (alanindyfed)
Remember your Welsh and owe your life and soul to the benevolence of the Labour party. You should therefore show a little loyalty gratitude and respect. So get off your idle Welsh backside and give Ed Miliband some support.
You must have had a day off school when they did “your” and “you’re”.
Another tragic victim of State Education – but the sentiments are about right. Shall we say 6/10?
A**, because this generation of teachers and students is the best ever thanks to 13 years of New Labour investment in schools and young people in order that Britain regains its competitiveness in the global economy.
If I coughed, I could produce another yard of that.
Which is why business leaders are complaining about the immigration cap and not being able to import the skills they need.
Sod that for a game of soldiers, I know it can’t be true as the last 13 years of improving education must have led to vastly skilled people coming out of our universities by the hundreds of thousands. Why I would expect our international competitiors rushing to poach the best and brightest from these very shores as we speak.
I know this is true because Tony said it was…
adj Welch. Like Scotch w/o skirts.
Oh shite. I thought ‘welch’ was a verb, ie to not keep a promise etc. Silly me.
This being the same alanindyfed who described our Welsh troops in Afghanistan and Iraq as mere “MERCENARIES”, as they fight for the British Forces.
I suggest that he change his name to ‘thatc*ntindyfed’.
There’s the germ of an idea there. Replace the Welsh Troops with Ghurkas. We end up with troops who love their new country instead of loads of tone-deaf men in white dresses who drink warm, flat beer and would sell their wives if it would ensure victory at Twickenham.
<i….with his rant last year …
The froth of Khan.
damn that was a much better headline.
You’ll find an opportunity to nick that one, Fawkes.
Hullo.
I’m your new Prime Minister.
Goodbye.
Can’t he strap a bomb to himself like his mates do and do the decent thing, in a field?
Not a field, at the Liebore Conference, please.
The Penguin
Sholdn’t Khan be at the Lahore Conference?
He should be anywhere but here.
Is it cos I is Taliban
It’s ‘coz’ you are deeply anti-British.
Nothing more and nothing less.
“a more independent foreign policy” from the US ?
if we had that we might not have been invited to join in in iraq
Wheres billy bowden when you need him.
He goes into a huff if someone beats him to first comment.
The Liebour party are totally fucked, fucked fucked.
I love it when a plan comes together
A masterly analysis of the situation, if I might be allowed to express an opinion.
According to Mr Ashton’s “polling” organisation, Labout now have a one point lead. I bet they only asked people at the Conference for their views.
That’s quite clever. You must be a new Labour troll.
This Leadership result is getting better and better by the hour. Khan AND Balls in the Shadow Cabinet alongside Abbott(?)and brother David walking away(?).The Blairites fomenting trouble with negative briefings and we’ve still not heard from the ex First Lord High Secretary yet…. to further stir this poisonous brew.
AND all this before the Tory PR machine turns its full fire on “Mister Ed” alongside Labour’s “unfriends” in the media.
Xmas HAS come early this year
Bob Crow turned down Minister without Portfolio, the idle trot cun’t said it was too much work.
Leaves on the line apparently
Leaves on the first plane to Cuba would actually be more preferable for him (and us!).
If Sadiq Kahn is ever in charge of the Home Office, the lunatics really are running the asylum.
What does his crooked (in)mate Ali D say about it ?
Both of them are totally incapable of telling the truth…
He’ll slip in
I’ll make sure he does – he’s a very very good freind of mine and we have a lot in common.
The Liebour party want a more independent foreign policy from the USA. So is this what Red Ed and Khan the c u n t mean?
http://israelipalestinian.procon.org/files/IsPal%20Images/suicide_bomber.jpg
or this.
I hope she’s not going to blow herself up whilst carrying that Koran.
You mean he’d be in control of our border agency??
Hmmmm!
Give him DEFRA to shadow so he can enforce compulsory halal slaughter – if it’s what the 3% want it then the rest have to accept a majority decision.
FYI All exported New Zealand meat is now halal.
Apparently we prefer our meat having it’s throat slit whilst fully conscious. Some abattoirs stun but many do not.
I am no definitely no vegan and love a bacon buttie as much as the next man. I like to think the animal I am eating parts of were despatched as quickly and painlessly as possible however.
Halal methods are rather like Islam, firmly rooted in the Stone Age.
It must be cheaper to produce than properly slaughtered meat.
I usually shop at my local butchers but occasionally buy supermarket meat. I’m horrified to think I may have inadvertently bought halal without knowing. How can it possibly be allowed with all the animal welfare, food safety and food labelling legislation that we have in this country?
Wonder what Jamie Oliver thinks about his paymasters Sainsburys selling ritually slaughtered meat?
Another great decision from labour. They might think Sad-dick Khan is loyal, but that all depends on how far back he can chug another labour cock.
blimey!
http://uploadpic.org/view-pic.php?img=98442
That’s actually very funny, i’ve just E mailed it round the office and it’s making everyone laugh.
It doesn’t make me TaT, i’m afraid. You’re barking up a very wrong tree.
I knew you’d see the funny side.
Now that is what I call an unkempt beard. Off the podium Sarah, we have a new medallist!
Blimey, Gordon’s aged…
He’s taken that defeat very badly.
We’re all in this together, eh?
Why doesn’t “call me Dave” say that any more?
I’m not, pal.
Yeah, he is rubbish. Fur Balls or his daft lad of a wife for SC. Perfect.
“slimy and arrogant”
Nailed.
Instantly dislikeable.
A gift to Cameron.
A gift indeed, but will Cameron use it to his advantage if he has a chance……will he fuck!
Yes he will probably fuck him up the arse to show how cool, down and in with the muzzie vote he is.
Bastard treacherous wanker.
I have been replaced in the people’s loathing! I would feel sad but racist little englanders bought me a free property so I will get over it.
The Labour Party, home to weirdo sibling pairings, husband and wife pairings, born to rule elites, and hordes of lobotomised Union drones.
Politics reverts to the idealogical battleground of the 70′s…layabout Trot Union scum and those who work hard and play by the rules.
I wonder if Cameron can get his head out of the clouds to engage in this final and immense battle for England.
The bone idle Celts can fuck off of course, I couldn’t give a shit what happens to those parasites.
Your time is coming infidel, first the Anglos, then the Celts.
The land belongs to us Celts. You lot are immigrants and can Fuck Right Off.
Well said Sir,
I knew some immigrants once, their rippling muscles and large testicles were most impressive
Its not the celts who are the problem you stupid prick its the North London largely English marxist elite.
Well said Sir,
I knew some Marxists once, their rippling muscles and frankly rather large testicles were most impressive
Not as impressive as your wonderful silk cushions which we paid for Sir Minge
Take a look at the large number of marxist jocks representing Labour in English constituencies. As Oscar Wilde might put it, it’s the indescribables led by the irredeemables.
they represent Labour in English constituencies because the stupid English marxists keep electing them. You really are a grumpy old twat !
The people vote for their benefits you wanker, not for the MP
so woe betide what you are saying is that the ENGLISH constituents are dependency junkie scum ? innit
And the English voted for them in these constituences?
Anus, have you forgotten about all those bone idle anglo saxons who infest every ‘estate’ in Angeland, the St George’s flag flying, inked up knuckle draggers with their open legged bitches, bastard broods and faux Caribbean hip hop inspired slang “sayin’s man” wicked like, their chavvy fashions and piled up cases of ‘wife beater’ taking up most of the shopping trolley as they wheel it back from Asda to their own little tax payer funded Camelot’s. Most ‘Celts’ would rather the likes of the mongrel race depart back to lower Saxony or the bogs of Holland from whence they came. The battle for Angeland has long been lost, the zombie Tories, half dead blue sheep, who infest vast swathes of ‘middle Angeland’, the shires and urban fiefdoms have shown they would vote for a dried up dog turd as long as it has a Tory rosette on it whilst the deluded hypocritical guacamole socialists and their union drones and overlords will do as they are told, commanded by their dirty commie masters so, stalemate and decay is all that is left for this sorry little island, long live the Celtic peoples! (although in reality there are no Celtic peoples in these islands, Celtic is merely a linguistic term used to describe a hamito-semitic language and it’s doubtful that any of the so called Celtic tribes would ever have used that term.) I blame the Greeks!
He does, however, have a fair point about removing the UK from Uncle Sam’s arse.
I like it here.
Your welcome, I like having you.
International Toenails?
That’s my job and I will disengage if and only if I deem it appropriate.
*SLURP*
One thing’s certain. You can bet Obama’s National Security Adviser has been working overtime since the result was announced
Where it was firmly placed by Tony Blair
After the four months it’s taken for UNITE to rig the leadership contest, we can now await the unveiling of Miliband’s shadow cabinet…
…after some more elections, of course.
Red Ed and Dick Ed have got it sewn up, surely?
Things could get worse. Dianne Abbot shadowing Health, Liam Byrne as shadow chancellor, Ed Balls as shadow foreign secretary, and so on.
There again, some things are just too laughable to contemplate. Imagine Jack Straw as Minister for Justice, or “Veggie” Benn as Agriculture Minister, for example.
Oh, hang on….
Byrne as shadow chancellor would be the easiest job imaginable. After all, what’s the point of dreaming up more fucking idiot ways to squander money if ‘there’s no money left’.
Shadowing the Chancellor is going to be a poisoned chalice. All the obvious names will be taunted with their disastrous record, of being ‘deficit deniers’, and of their party’s inability to keep a good hold of public expenditure. I would have thought most of the old big guns would want to stay out the frame for a couple of years and then try to get in the hot seat 12 months before the next GE to give them a running chance of re-election. Not that it will happen anyway as there’s lots more sewage to come out of the pipe where the previous administration is cncerned.
Dick Ed won’t recognise the absurdity of taking this job.
It was from No 11 that his hero deftly snatched the crown from Blair to lead the nation into unprecedented prosperity.
It’s his destiny.
Why do you think Im sitting this one out ?
dont forget about me !
Wouldn’t it be great if MPs behaved a little more like football fans and made a police siren noise every time he got up to speak in the Commons.
Would it not give heart failure to about a third of them?
I will make Britain a fiddling tolerant envorinment, fiddlin’s a way of life back in the old Huntry
After reading more Taleb, it make you realise more and more what a swollen cock Gordon Brown is.
I’ve always associated Gordon more with female genitalia but maybe that’s just me
“slimy and arrogant” ….I thought that was the Conservative candidate in Tooting. Seems like the voters there had a pretty difficult choice…
This is hilarious !!!!
I find him to be oleaginous
Let’s hope he share’s the same fate as Khan in Star Trek2 – the Wrath of Khan and gets blown up after pushing the self destruct button.
Khan this be true?
Wait and see.
Jack ‘Man of’ Straw, Charlie the Safety Elephant, Dirty Dave Blunkett, Jacqui ‘Porno’ Smith – Sadiq Khan would be following in the footsteps of some true giants of modern politics.
The definition of Politics and Politicians has got to be updated in the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary and Rogets Thesaurus; link to sleaze, corruption, moral bankruptcy, common assault and thievery.
don’t forget murder and torture
And treason.
and child abuse
They were all Home Secretaries – his backlist as Shadow Home Secretary over the last 13 years includes luminaries such as Ann Widdecombe, Norman Fowler, Oliver Letwin and Chris Grayling
Would this mean that he would have a chauffeur ?
If so, at least the roads will be a bit safer.
Are you confusing him with a certain Lord Ahmed?
Maybe, they all look the same…………………..
They all want the same.
I don’t say this about many people but Sadiq Khunt is a truly repulsive excuse for a human being who is so utterly bereft of any redeeming qualities, I wouldn’t piss on the sack of shit if he was on fire. Let’s hope the investigation puts the evil cock in the dock.
Stop beating about the bush. Say what you mean, dammit.
Sadiq is my MP, his supporters managed to unseat the popular MP Tom Cox and only got the nomination because he was a labour councillor in the borough and a muslim.
Since then his majority has gone down each election, and he has needed to send EID cards to constiutients in breach of his allowances and was forced to pay the money back. My partner has been in the same ward for over 30 years and has not had so much as a hello from him. Next election he may struggle to hold onto his seat if the tories pour resources into unseating him if he has a high profile job.
He is a slimy pole climber and will jump on any bandwagon, wwitness his friendship with ali dazei.
There is also the curious case of him visiting a friend in MK jail (alleged terrorist) and despite not being a constitiuient assising him as a friend. This conversation was bugged illegally but was quietly dropped. I wonder what the transcripts of the conversation actually say as they were never released !!!!.
He and those like him are a security risk, just wait until the security services a riddled with RoPers.
Can I suggest you put your complaint in writing.
That’s a good idea. It can be put in the file marked “Sleeping Dogs” and ignored because of the Tories’ drastic cuts in the CS which will result in a 15%increase in cash terms over the next 5 years. but nevertheless result in untold millions of redundancies and the end of the CS as we know it.
I would if I could piss petrol.
I would if I could wee petrol
Just when you thought Labour had a chance for survival – having booted out the Scottish mafia – they’ve voted in Islington’s answer to Iggle Piggle and now he’s going to pay his dues by handing sweeties to a whole variety of loonies! Hoorah! Khan for Home Sec, Balls for Chancellor, Cooper for Deputy PM. Oh yes, they’re all so loathsome you just couldn’t ask for more! Makes Michael Foot’s 1980 cabinet look like an assemblage of Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and Albert Einstein!
Is this the same Khan who reckoned there would soon be a muzzie PM?
Khan, expenses fraud, shurely shome mistake??? The man is whiter than white !!
Sounds about right.
You have got to be shitting me – how can Miliband appoint a Shadow Home Secetary under investigation for fraud. Not even he can be that stupid.
Khan is an oleaginous shit in the vein of Vaz.
The plus side is that it will help render Labour unelectable
I, for one, think that Vaz is not smeared by sleeeze, he is whiter than white !!
You are confusing Vaz with Daz
Probably…….
If he had anything about him he would have flown over to Delhi with a mop and bucket.
Apparently he’s quoted as saying he can clean up better here…
This twat got kicked out. Sadsick should be next.
Nothing would surprise me; labour’s been actively committing political suicide with every choice they’ve made since just before they allowed Brown to become their unelected leader.
Everything they’ve done since then seems to have been done deliberately to try and lose as many votes as they could.
I think they’ve simply got a death-wish as a party; maybe it’s because they secretly feel guilty for fucking up the economy so completely.
We need to repeat the car crash.
I know some labour who will now go to UKIP
To really capitalise on the family feuding, Milibandicide style, should start a fake activists twitter campaign to make the shadow chancellor Yvette Cooper and the
minister for Woman’s business – Jack Dromey.
Can I suggest we also create the position of minister for Womens issues and give the job to Phil Woolas !
Pmt could be a problem if its that time of the month.
Leave Sadiq alone. He was only one to phone me after I had bucket of shit thrown on me. Sadiq promised I can stand for safe seat when I leave prison. I hope so. I need a safe seat, my botty hurts from getting bummed in my cell all day.
praise the Lord.
he must have been the local nonce the way they are laughing
Ian Lamont’s secret lovechild uncovered
make that Norman Lamont
Did they both shag her, then?
so you think you’re a Pirate now do you falkes. Well you can fuck Right off this flat earth for starters, you silly Little Boy. Pick up that Broom and make yourself Useful, you Lazy Idiot!
Do you want cucumber or onion raita?
Spinach.
Paperback.
Mister Ed plus Khan plus Ball will guarantee Labour out of power for at least 20 years. Rejoice. Oh how David ‘Loser’ Milipede must be regreting not standing against Brown. However, his smarmy, arrogant, bum-fluff face is enough to make anybody vomit so perhaps it was for the best.
You look towards Liebour and think Oh f*ck what a mess, then you look to the Nu Conned us and think Oh f*ck what a mess, you look towards the libsh*tes and think oh fuck what a mess,you look towards the telly and think oh fuck what a mess,how the hell did we let this all happen, were we all too pi%%ed to bother.
What’s with the were?
Nothing. It’s just in the wrong place. For “were we” read “we were”.
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
On the plus side, at least Sadiq isn’t a Proddy.
….or a Taegu
What do South Korean cities have to do with this?
Why would the BBC choose now to show a Panorama programme entitled ‘Lord Ashcroft’s Millions’? And why would unionised BBC workers consider a Panorama report to be news? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11415870
When it comes to big party backers getting their way there’s only one show in town. And it’s got nothing to do with Ashcroft or the Tory party.
Call me cynical, but I wonder if the Panorama report was scheduled to appear at this time with a view to Ed maybe — hopefully — getting elected leader. How better to protect Labour from the charge by Tories that the party is run by the unions, than to remind everyone about one of their major donors?
labour are whiter than white……….. apart from Khan and Vaz.
Item 1
Land of soap and glory holes
What do Khan and Balls have in common?
They both would not have been re-elected without the postal voting shenanigans.
It would have helped if Khan’s Tory opponent hadn’t also been smarmy git
FLORENCE says:
THAT SNIVELING WEE BASTARD REMINDS ME OF ZEBEDEE.
This scoundrel should not be let anywhere near a position that is responsible.
Pentonville is the best place for him
I am sure Guido will keep watch, by the way what happened to Jack straw?
Don’t know about Jack Straw but his son Will Straw was interviewed on the BBC earlier today.
Not quite sure what his area of expertise was supposed to be….
He isn’t qualified! I know nothing about the bloke, but how is that a valid criticisim? Jesus Guido, how many hundreds politician have you met and how many are “qualified” for their brief?
Does Khan play cricket for Pakistan?
What a Khunt, I mean Hoon.
Khan is the new Hoon…
Who cares?
Really, Labour aren’t going to get back in power for a very long time. Milibrown is just too easy a target for the Tories to pick off.
Just had a thought, given Khan’s slimy reputation and corrupt nature, if he were home secretary, expect to see Ali Dizaei released from jail, compensated handsomely and made Met commissioner, Tariq Ghaffur installed as Mayor of London and Friday made a day of worship for all citizens of the caliphate of Gt. Britain. Oh and no doubt Khan would continue his troughing ways as he would be untouchable just like Jackboot’s Jaqui was, wonder if she’s watching daytime TV or…..
Old Sunny Hundal has predicted that Khan could replace Red Ed at some point in the future (2015?).
http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/10417#comment-221207
I so hope he is right. Having a Muslim who is clearly anti British and sympathises more with terrorists in Pakistan than white British people living in some sink estate as leader will mean that not even the benefit junkies will vote Labour. This will put them in the same percentage of the vote territory as the Greens