September 26th, 2010

Winners & Losers

Besides Red Ed and Derek Simpson there are a few others who won big. On the blogosphere LeftFootForward did well, Mike Smithson bravely called it for Ed, enhancing his reputation for sagacity, YouGov rang the bell with polling granularity that was impressively predictive and punters did extraordinarily well. Yesterday morning punters’ favourites for first round elimination, to win overall, to win the membership, MPs, union sections and overall all came true. The predictive wisdom of crowds…

The losers were the Blairites. Mandelson should have stayed out of it, his intervention was counter-productive and irritated many. Mandy’s analysis was correct in that Ed was running against his own manifesto and was crowd pleasing the Guardianistas. Blairite pundits Rentoul and Aaronovitch are already mourning the electability of Labour. Labour friendly media did particularly badly, both the Mirror and the Guardian backed David Miliband to no avail. Clients of lobbyists Roland Rudd and Tony Bailey wasted their money, as did David Sainsbury, not that he’d notice.

The polling of Labour members shows that they thought David was the more effective leader, more likely to lead them to victory and would make a better PM, still they chose Ed. Tony himself of course dropped hints that David was really his heir and a disappointed Bad Al Campbell hit the nail on the Ed, saying he’ll make ‘the party feel OK about losing’. The Labour Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it…


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    The Condem Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it… says:


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    The Grim Reaper says:

    Rooted in 19th century syndicalism and Marxism of a by-gone Victorian industrial age , the Trade Unionists & Labour Party and their Grauniad fellow travellers foolishly regard themselves as part of a Progressive Alliance. This Alliance founded most of it’s ideology by the late 1920s and they deeply trapped in the past that no longer exists.

    More like the Regressive Alliance.

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    anonymouse in the Machester Midland Hotel skirting boards says:

    Turnout of Union and other affiliate members was just 9%!

    91% of Union members eligible to vote could not be bothered.

    Is that the sound of a rining endorsement I hear?

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    A physician says:

    Just seen Red Ed on Andrew Marr. Why doesn’t he blow his bloody nose.

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    Twit tw*t twot says:

    New Generation Liebour same as the old Nu Liebour,no change then,none of them see politics as a public service,it’s become a nice cushy job for the few.

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    Mummy Milliband says:

    Like all Gentleman both my boys carry hankerchiefs… never know when a lady may need one.

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    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    Definate deja vu hearing the Talking Ed this morning spouting the same old rubbish, same delivery as the ex Prime Mentalist, why should this be? Of course – he was Broons sidekick and author of the failed Labour electoral strategy and he is going to be just as big a failure as Broon.

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    Thought he did okay on Marr this morning

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    Pay Attention at the Back Miliband! says:

    Regressive Alliance….I like it….particularly as the Labour leader is now a 12 year old boy…..

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The Labour Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it…

    Fuck them – I wish them years of self destructive navel gazing – anything that keeps the thieving scum out of my wallet

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    I too watched the gargoyle on marr,it was like watching blair around 1995,spoke for ages and said nothing,all platitudes,piss and soundbites.the true heir to blair.still he can b e sure of the vote of most of those” eduacated” over the last 13 years

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    Way too early to predict elections. Many lib votes will go to Labour next time. Ed Milliband will have time to reestablish Labour and the impact of the cuts will bite into many Tory constituencies.

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    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    Just to make you all smile this morn – quote from the ex Prime Mentalist in his speech yesterday “Labour is the only progresive party this country has” – he left out the next bit – progressing from catastrophe to utter catastrophe.

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    Pay Attention at the Back Miliband! says:

    Guido’s quote of the day by Sunder Katwala is spot on.

    Mr Ed has about as much legitimacy as his predecessor – the Brown Stuff.

    Now he is Head Boy, the Labour Party is doomed. The Camercleggs must be popping the champers as we write.

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    dave mac says:

    Quote of the Year

    Red ED on Marr show after having said that Blair, Mandleson, Campbell etc were ‘towering figures’

    ” They’ve got wisdom. They didn’t back me”


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    Hattonista says:

    Ed Boy of the Comrades Comprehensive

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    gordo the clown says:

    who gives a fuck, bunch of ,commie retards oblivion awaits man of the people silver spoon ed who still lives with his mum hahahahaha-hahahahahaha loooooooosers

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    If the coalition drag us into a double dip M has a good chance of becoming PM; if they don’t then he hasn’t. It really is as simple as that. The job of the Labour Party is what it always has been – to give the illusion there’s a choice.

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    Geezer says:

    A slap in the face for those two creeps – Blair & Mandleson, despite acres of BBC coverage and cosiness….so for that alone, I’m pleased

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Ed speaking at the Labour Party conference, 2011.

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    Labour ...the gift that just keeps on giving says:

    The “Black Ops” has already started on “Red Ed” it seems….a few snippets in the Mail on Sunday such as highlighting his parents Marxist beliefs and questioning his “family beliefs” by the fact that he is not married to his partner who is expecting their second child whilst mentioning in passing that Ed ..who is a “proud dad” does not seem to have put his name on his son’s birth certificate preferring to leave the heading “Father” blank.

    The Mail also reminds readers that he was also responsible for the 2010 Labour Manifesto and its “failed promises/policies” and throwing in a few references to “Union Bosses” and “Winter of Discontent” for good measure plus stirring in a little sibling rivalry along the way

    Things are likely to get dirtier and it’s not just the Tories who will be briefing against Citizen Ed.He will have trouble aplenty within Labour too

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    Anonymous says:

    Conservatives are to the left, they have a Pakistani Muslim women as chair also Osborne’s brother is a Muslim. Look at other policies on defence (cuts to arm forces), criminals (more being let out), gay rights (number of gay ministers), green taxes, immigration (only 1.5% reduction), etc.

    Its a joke to see conservatives pretending to be right.

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    Labour are finished says:

    Once again: thank you to Labour and Mr Whelan for electing Ed. Cheers. Oh, and thanks again.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    A double dip would be long finished by 2015. Here’s Ed hard at work in his next job, in June of that year:

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    bird with small brain says:

    I share your apprehension. The fact is that Ed wears a smart suit, has a relatively pretty face (within the limitations of Nick Park’s animation skills) and spouts tranquilizing platitudes that are the equivilent of pouring warm treacle over intelligent thought. He may do better than this blog predicts. More’s the pity!

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    concrete pump says:

    “The Labour Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it…”

    And the one after that.

    It’s a shame the T*ries are being led by such a feeble, pasty faced, Blair rimming spastic like Cameron.

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    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    The farce showed Toenails up for the utterly hopeless t*rd that he is.


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    Poor Balls is out in the cold says:

    He told Andrew Marr that his economic policy would be based on Darlings’. So no job for Bollocks then.

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    Not the 9 o'clock news says:

    In other news, after months of deliberations the Labour party have selected a new leader. And now the weather.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I did a jobby during my speech yesterday and no one noticed. Tee hee! Fizzy orange time.

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    Duty to inform, educate and entertain? says:

    Anyone else notice Marr announce this morning that the BBC unions were planning to strike next week ‘to keep the Conservative Party Conference off air’.
    Thanks for clarifying that Marr – you have now articulated what us hapless licence payers knew all along.

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    John says:

    RedEd had a soft time on the beebs Andrew Marr show this morning.

    Two labour luvvie hacks completed the sham
    ‘savaged by a dead sheep(s)’

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    Harriet has lost the plot. says:

    Hattie Harperson just told Adam boulton that Gordon was a great leader and she had a straight face.

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    James Hamilton says:

    One thing I’ve learnt is how much these bastards hate us; ‘us’ being people who don’t share their world view. Let’s not take it for granted that Labour will lose the next election, let’s just keep reminding ourselves and anybody else who’ll listen just how dreadful, economically illiterate and bigoted they are.

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    Concerned says:

    Will he make an honest woman out of Justine? Having two illegitimate children is an appalling example in a country where so many of the deep social problems are caused in this way. And will not go down at all well with swing voters (as opposed to swingers).

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    Harriet has lost the plot. says:

    Piss off James 29 is my number

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    Steve Miliband says:

    So after months of turning left, during his first TV appearance he turns right looking for the centre ground, just like all his comrades and the Coalition. Plus ca change.

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    Di Yann Fat Bott says:

    Me would win da next election and ting. It be their loss. Peea and riice now.

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    Big Bird says:

    What’s the difference between Ed Milliband and Ernie?
    One is a gormless puppet and the other a character from Sesame Street.

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    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    His delivery gave away his ‘formative’ years growing up with the other idiot. He has obviously been brow beaten from an early age, was unable to get his say in and always played second fiddle.

    Inside he is seething and displays a barely hidden sense of false entitlement and jealousy. He sounds and looks very much like a young Brown. He’s got a mong-like speech impediment too.

    Fuck me, Labour love knifing themselves in the back and chest.

    Game on.

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    all wimmin shortlists says:

    Her chin has disappeared into her neck.

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    feckless fathers says:

    Why isn’t his name on his kids birth certificate?

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    Who will Guido out at the Conservative Conference Mr Osborne ? says:

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    nell says:

    And after students at Harvard claimed his lecture was turgid and he himself was crashingly dull, harvard declined gordon’s offer to give further lectures saying ‘it just wasn’t possible’

    Oh dear that’s one source of income dried up then.

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    Shoey says:

    Are the Millibands a socialist version of Monsanto’s suicide seeds? Does being dedicated socialists for at least 2 generations mean they can’t procreate?

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    Quango says:

    Aren’t we all very complacent this morning. Remember lots of people vote Labour becuase they hate the Tories, not from any sense of loyalty to Labour. Brown gone, fresh start, Tories cutting away and loving it…….he has a good chance.

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    one of Boris Johnsons many bas.tard offspring says:

    Are you my daddy ?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Correction – off the BBC not off air

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    Labour Troll says:

    I am Labour troll. I am not happy about result. That is why I come here and post comments. Hold on, I need wipe drool from my mouth. Heee! I not mong! Heeeawaaaugh! Sorry, what was I say? Oh yes. I not happy bunny. I very upset. I wear big boy pants. Mummy says one day I will be big boy and be big and strong. Yay.

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    Ghettobaby says:

    He might be Labour leader now….but that doesn’t change the fact that he looks like Carole McGiffin……….

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    A licence payer says:

    Well if the BBC go on strike and keep the Tory party conference off air, then that’ll be the end of the BBC. Licence payers should respond on mass and simply not give them a bean.

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    Anonymous says:

    What about Kings mistress great grand sons in government! These are irrelevant.

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    Vince Cable's secret off-shore account says:

    Yes thank you as well for making the Labour sack of shit unelectable, thank you again.

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    Game Over says:


    neck and neck in the polls and this is the honeymoon period before the tax rises and cuts even hit

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    tweedledum and tweedledee says:

    Love the picture of them embracing after the leadership results were announced- it looks like D.Milli is about to strangle Ed.

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    Red Dave supporter of the BBC says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

    He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

    He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

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    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Dave’s getting no more cash from me either petal.

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    duty to inform,educate and entertain? says:

    You’re right M ‘lady- there is an obvious flaw in the unions dastardly plan.

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    filipinomonkey says:

    Completely agree, and if it comes to pass then I shall also be happy. However as a poster said yesterday, you ignore the cretinous behaviour of the UK electorate at your peril.

    There’s nothing a government can’t totally FUBAR in the name of ‘fairness’.

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    single mother not living off the state says:

    Marriage is an outdated institution. But for him not to be on the children’s birth certificate suggests the children are not his. Maybe Ed was firing blanks and Justine asked the gloriously fecund Boris for a helping hand.

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    Vince Cable goes to war against capitalism says:

    The Communist Coalition

    Vince Cable has offered a stark warning to the financial sector, promising tough government action against “the murky world of corporate behaviour”.

    In a sign that the business secretary feels the need to calm Liberal Democrat jitters over the deficit reduction plan, he spent his key note speech to the party conference making threatening noises towards speculative investors and City fat cats.

    “Capitalism takes no prisoners and kills competition where it can,” he told conference this afternoon.

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    straw man dum dum says:

    commie red marxist innit! ?! commie red marxist innit! ?! commie red marxist innit!

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    Tony E says:

    This is partly it, but partly I ‘m not sure that they really want the responsibility of power in the middle of an economic crisis. The trappings of power were nice while they lasted, but Labour is not, and never has been, a party of quiet governance.

    Labour is the vessel of the campaigner, the activist, the anti establishment voter. It has little feel for government and quickly becomes schizoid and aimless in power – it concentrates not on administration but on destroying the tories, the age old enemies of the working class.

    Problem with that is the cost – they cannot do what they want in government unless someone else provides the financial platform – you cannot redistribute wealth if there isn’t any.

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    it's the economy stupid says:

    if the public hate the tax rises and cuts he will too
    and they don’t sound too fucking keen on them right now
    do they?

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    I'm not paying. says:

    I agree.
    If the BBC is no longer capable of providing unbiased and balanced news coverage,including an important conference of the ruling political party, they are not entitled to our money.

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    BRING IT ON ! says:

    Ed and Jack’s 2011 Eurovision entry !

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    it's the economy stupid says:


    the cuts and tax rises are not a one off event but scheduled to take place every year getting till 2015

    keep clutching at straws

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    Eileen Critchley says:

    Dave could’nt beat Gordon. Don’t write Labour off just yet.

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    Cameron's Brokeback Marxists says:

    has he attacked capitalism like a coaltion cabinet member has ?

    then shut the fuck up

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    Cameron's Brokeback Marxists says:

    by being level in the polls before the tax rises and cuts even hit



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    filipinomonkey says:

    But they all do this, its realpolitik at work. Years later when she’s safely pensioned off working for the EU she’ll tell you he was a disasterous crock of shite that lost Labour the 2010 election.

    See, there’s some good in everyone.

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    Anonymous says:

    “… ideology by the late 1920s and they deeply trapped in the past that no longer exists.”


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    William Hague is gay says:

    Whichever party wins this election will have to inflict such painful austerity measures on the British population that they will soon find themselves out of power for a generation. – Mervyn King, Bank of England Governor.

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    PARTY ON MONGS! says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Well said!

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    the REAL Guido Fawkes says:

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    Crispin Blunt says:

    I keep telling William and George that but they won’t listen.

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    Sarf of the River says:

    o/t but…

    I live in SE16. I just had a communication from Thames Water with respect to the proposed new 20 mile Thames Tunnel sewer. The covering letter is in English, clear and concise. SE16 is in England the last time I checked though sometimes one does wonder.

    There was an additional sheet devoted entirely to other languages. It was only one extra sheet but multiplied with the number of households this is going to is clearly not an insignificant cost. A proportion of this cost will no doubt be passed on to me in the form of my bill. They are not a charity.

    This kissing of multicultural arse is increasing costing this country dear. Why the hell should we put up with it? If they can’t read a basic letter in English what the hell are they doing here in the first place? If I was to move to France I would make sure I could read and write French.

    Why should it be any different when the boot is on the other foot? This pandering to minorities at my expense is increasingly getting my goat.

    Here are the languages Thames Water thought it necessary to communicate in.


    To segway back on topic, what is Red Ed going to do about it, or Cameron for that matter?

    I truly despair.

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    Dr Faust says:

    More like the mindless Zombies in “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers”: they go around changing normal, rational human beings into hellish monsters like themselves.

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    ex BBC-Beeboid says:

    Well said, Lady V. The BBC often think that they are the sole broadcaster in the UK. If their programmes are half as good as the BBC say then the Corporation sould have the guts to go private and sell them on the open market.

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    same old crap says:

    Ed is inextricably linked with Brown- being one of his closest allies while Brown was PM.
    He has also been given ringing endorsements by Kinnock. Hardly a fresh start is it?

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    Geezer says:

    Might the poll result be due, in part to the ceaseless campaign by the left dominated media inc the BBC to only give negative coverage to the elected government and adoring, uncritical coverage of their friends in the Regressive Left?

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    your base elects you leader then you run in the middle says:

    exactly as predicted

    even Cameron sounded vaguely like a Conservative in his leadership contest

    but don’t tell the retards as they think shouting RED at something is going to work

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    Backwoodsman says:

    ……and we all look forward to comprehensive bbc analysis and saturation coverage of the fact that while only 9% of individual union members eligible to vote cast their ballots, the union block vote was responsible for ‘red ed’s victory.

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    Red Dave wants far more says:

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    CCHQ Troll says:

    I am CCHQ troll. I am not happy about result or the polls. That is why I come here and post comments. Hold on, I need wipe drool from my mouth. Heee! I not mong! Heeeawaaaugh! Sorry, what was I say? Oh yes. I not happy bunny. I very upset. I wear big boy pants. Mummy says one day I will be big boy and be big and strong. Yay.

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    Highlander - but not a Campbell ! says:

    Agreed. It might however shake out the lefties from the Lib Dems, leaving a more sensible rump.

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    Tom 'Bunter' Watson says:

    Poor trolling, please come and join me and Mr Balls down on a damp basement for re education.

    You may go.

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    Births, deaths & marriages says:

    What a couple of true bastards.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Improptu demonstration of professional journalism

    Quick everybody before they twig: The Daily Mail has a mugshot of Bruin doing his very best Mr Bean impression, with Bliar doing his familiar demon eyes next to him and the informative subtitle “Write caption here”:

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    Tom 'Bunter' Watson says:

    You are spot on, we own the souls of the BBC.

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    reality check says:

    or might it be due to the fact that Cameron couldn’t even win a majority against a useless fucker like Brown because the public never liked Dave that much and they fear the tax rises and cuts to come ?

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    Nope! try again says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

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    Labour losers says:

    Maybe that’s why the Tories gained around 100 seats in the election-seats that Labour lost. Voters more intelligence that you give them credit and realised that something desperately needed to be done to sort out the financial hole that Labour had dug us into.

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    not waving but drowning says:

    Whichever party wins this election will have to inflict such painful austerity measures on the British population that they will soon find themselves out of power for a generation. – Mervyn King, Bank of England Governor.

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    have you seen how low they are polling ? says:

    they are already a rump

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    Ben says:

    A lot of the right leading media are portraying the choice as a problem for Labour. I’m not sure this has any real basis.

    If there was going to be an election soon then David would be the better choice. He’s more experienced and has better name recognition. He’s ready to go.

    Ed is more affable. I think he’s more able to appeal to ordinary voters. He’s much less connected to the previous labour government. And with an election several years off he has time to grow into the role.

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    Voters more intelligence that you give them credit says:

    no majority for you Dave

    looks like you’ll have to go running to Clegg to keep you PM

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    Liars and hyocrites says:

    Perhaps she’ll write a book about it?
    Blair and his cronies spent years insisting publicly that all was well between him and Brown and then the truth came out in a rash of piss-poor books. It
    just proves the contempt in which Labour hold the British electorate.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Abra, abra-cadabra
    I want to reach out and grab ya

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, but those figures refer to the situation *before* Red Ed was elected. Ed Milliband will go the same way as Foot. Even if he has every intention of being very New Labour, the press will never let us forget his left-wing roots. The guy’s doomed.

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    P. Diddy Dacre and his Mailgoloid Army says:

    but how does this affect my houseprice ?

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    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

    Here’s me in Peckham High St, after the next General Election.

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    but shouting RED will make the public love call me Dave ? won't it ? says:

    oh please FFS don’t bring reason or rationality into it

    the mongs are enjoying themselves and Guido will delete your comment before long

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    Anonymous says:

    Tell me, what planet do you live on? Planet Zog?

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    Ben says:

    You’re right, I think. He did what he needed to do to get elected. He was able to take on a more experienced, established figure and beat him. That’s impressive.

    The red thing is just a smear as far as I can see. The policy differences between Ed and David are pretty minimal. His rhetoric might appeal to the left but what are the concrete policies that make him ‘red’?

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    whoops! that campaign backfired says:

    he can thank Guido for that

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    ROFL! says:

    because he attacked capitalism ?

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    Do the Vince Cable Coalition Anti-Capitalist March says:

    left, left,

    left, left, left

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    rick says:

    “It’s a shame the T*ries are being led by such a feeble, pasty faced, Blair rimming spastic like Cameron.”

    The Conservative Party is there to give the “I’m not really interested in politics” type of voter the illusion that they have a choice.

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    no majority for you dave says:

    that worked against Blair for three elections in a row didn’t it ?

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    Labour are finished, washed up and through says:

    You can always tell when Labour trolls are scared. They come on this site and post a stream of desperate comments about the coalition to disguise the fact they’re in deep despair over not kicking out McDoom when they had the chance and now being lumbered with a Star Trek convention attendee being installed as leader by union bosses whilst having been rejected by most Labour MPs and party members in favour of his brother, two things which will come back to haunt Mr Milibland at EVERY single PMQs for the next 5 years.

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    Hmm… it’s possible to develop a therapy that would target certain haplotypes – there’s one on the J-P58 background that would work well on people of the Milibands’ type…

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    Hague will leave politics and write a book for strapping young men to enjoy says:

    called “Judo Hague and the bedroom of Doom”

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    you win it, you own it says:

    no more Brown for you

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    What, no Welsh translation?

    English bastards…

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    ees a commie like dat Vince Cable ineee ? says:

    you’re thinking of Balls

    or talking Balls

    take your pick

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    If Wishes were horses,beggars would ride says:

    It’s all about taking and holding the centre ground. Blair understood that.Any move to the left will be political suuicide.Left wing governments don’t win UK elections. The people who decide aren’t the core voters of any party Labour or Tory it’s the thousands and thousands of floating voters. The South,East and Midlands are a virtual no-go area for Labour after the election.Labour has lost connection with the C1 White Collar and C2 skilled workers that propelled both Thatcher and Blair to power.They have decided views.The Mail understands that and is tapping into those fears. That is Miliband Jnr’s challenge to re-connect with that voter base otherwise you can forget about Labour returning to power anytime soon let alone in 2015

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    Nick2 says:

    “The Labour Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it…”

    No surprise there IMO. Cleggeron haven’t yet bit the overspending bullet, at the moment they are shuffling financial deckchairs on the deck of a sinking ship. One consequence of their not cutting overall public spending could be deferred pain/anger/anguish amongst the electorate, and a possible second term for the coalition.

    Alternatively, if by some miracle Osborne/Cable/Cleggeron DO manage to reduce annual public sector spending by more than their currently unambitious target, then Ed can try to attract the disaffected/impoverished/newly unemployed voters to Old Labour. (Welfare recipients’ votes are already taken as in the bag).

    Were the country not in such deep shit, maybe they could ALL lose…

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    Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red... is it working yet ? says:

    planet “level in the polls before the cuts and tax rises have even taken place”

    you appear to hail from planet straw man

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    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t he still being paid to be a constituency MP + expenses of course?

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    Vulcan Watch says:

    but enough about John Redwood and his love of “Spadding” young men

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The difference is though that I have some confidence that the coalition will try to cut some fat out of government – Labour will just tax the Middle Classes who have already born the brunt of their economic mismanagement (its certainly not the wealthy, the public sector or the benefit junkies)

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    Anonymous says:

    So should they borrow and print more do you think?

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    Neil Kinnochio says:

    I don’t care about the result. The EU has made me and my son very rich. We’re all right! We’re all right! We’re all right!

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    Bluehorseshoe says:

    Red Ed is the Manchurian candidate of the Unions. He is there to drag the party back toward the Unions and the left from which Labour moved away under Blairite domination.

    Red Ed is bought and paid for. Why do you think Derek Simpson is grinning ear to ear?

    London Mayoral election will be hilarious. Will Red Ed support Red Ken??

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    I wonder how the security services feel about having a Bolshevik as leader of the Opposition?

    Presumably this clown is going to have to be let into the Privy Council and be given access to intelligence data – would you entrust your secrets to a fratricidal lunatic of Levite extraction?

    I’m sure there’s some sort of protocol that could make the Labourites have to go back and choose a leader who is at least British…

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    Anonymous says:

    So , it’s the one who looks like a halibut and not the bampot with the banana.

    I am wondering how many programmes about the Milliband Brothers the BBBC can squeeze out under the guise of ” public interest not bias”

    They’ve certainly kept the pot boiling for Labour – not in a bunny boiler sense either – just the usual Labour sycophancy.

    Do you think the news will headline ” Despite lack of interest from the Union members Labour have a new and radically different leader”

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    Ed Miliband is worse the Stalin!!!! says:

    get a fucking grip mongs

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    Twit tw*t twot says:

    You seem to have a lot of knowledge of what people think via the electronic comments on this blog,are you a (1) Psychiatrist or a (2) Cheltenham spook or (3)just a tosser.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I look forward to making my fourth speech as party leader at the Labour conference. But first, I need to loosen these restraints.

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    Technomist says:

    47,439 Unite members voted for Ed. 1,055,074 ballot papers were distributed to the members of this union.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Just been watching the news. Its all a bit confusing.

    So ..does this mean I’m still the leader of the Labour party still or just Prime Minister?

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    BRING IT ON ! says:

    Or “Living with parliamentry Aids”

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    Mr Ned says:

    Realitycheck, Cameron won more votes and a larger share of the vote than Blair in 2005, and Brown got fewer votes than John Major in 1997, the only thing stopping the tories from having a majority of seats was the grotesquely biased seat boundaries.

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    Anonymous says:

    No you will be ok Hattie, you will have a pension to dream of and of course thanks to Jack being able to somehow circumvent the women only short list thing, there will be his income.

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    what will you fill the blog with now ? says:

    Guido has bored us all to tears by running hundreds of stories on it already

    I doubt he’ll stop now unless he has another scoop of a cabinet member to out

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    yawn says:

    it means the public ceased to give a shit about you months ago but loser mongs love talking about you

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    Charles Wheely Bin says:

    Ed will not be available for any further interviews until we’ve finished writing his speech. Your patience is appreciated.

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    Vince Capitalist Cable says:

    Quite right Comrade.

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    Richard Dawkins says:

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    AC1 says:

    he’s projecting

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    Technomist says:

    Spare a thought for Diane Abbott.

    Only 20 of the 3,363 distributed ballot papers of the ‘Black Asian Minority Ethnic Labour’ section were returned with a vote in her favour.

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    Bof says:

    Ed Miliband is a talking horse

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    It’s normal to ignore what they say and watch what they do. We will see

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    Mailgoloids are funny says:

    planet ‘level in the polls’ before the tax rises and cuts hit

    you appear to be from planet Daily Mail

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    Ed Milibrown says:

    Comrades! It’s simply not true I was a member of Gordon Brown’s government. That’s a lie by the right wing press. I despise what Mr Brown did to the country just as much as you do. I’m the man who will bring change. I believe in prosperity but with prudence. Prudence is very important. It’s the right thing to do. It started in America. Oh, wait. Sorry, scratch that last part. It’s all Sue’s fault.

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    Maximus says:

    It will then no longer be a matter of subjective opinion whether the BBC has breached its Charter, but a matter of objective fact that it has.

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    wanker alert says:

    How’s your pension, bank balance, job prospects etc.?

    Fuck you.

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    Lord Ashcroft says:

    It’s a disgrace!!!!

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    Diane Slackbutt says:

    I’m not saying any more on that.

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    BRING IT ON ! says:

    A bit like all these children they keep promising to rescue from “Child poverty”

    There is NO fucking child poverty only in their tiny minds !
    FFS !

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    South of the M4 says:

    Nid yw Llundain on Nghaerdydd felly nid ydym yn gofalu

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    Dyann Flabby Bott says:

    Yeah blud motherfuckaz. Da Labour parteh be well ray shell ist and ting. Dey didn’t vote 4 me cos I not be a whitey. Dat is well bang out of order and ting. I’ve got nothing more 2 say. Here be my taxi receipts for £9582. I have nothing more 2 say, motherfucka.

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    neck and neck says:

    go back to your Daily Mail and prepare for polling oblivion

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    In the spirit of celebration over Ed Milibot's election, let's rub some salt into Labour's wounds with this glorious moment says:

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    Mike Litorus says:

    That Union vote break down in pictures for Red Militant supporters. “Backing of the Unions?” hahahahaha

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    you win it, you own it says:

    How’s call me Dave going to fix it?

    Fuck you right back you lickspittle cun’t.

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    Technomist says:

    I wondered how long it would be before that one would be put on here.

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    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

    In the spirit of celebration over Ed Milibot’s election, let’s rub some salt into Dave’s lickspittle poodles wounds with this glorious moment says

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
    and everything I would like to be?
    I can fly higher than an eagle,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

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    concrete dump says:

    Cameron probably gets off on the situation. Clegg is Cameron’s Eton fag.

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    Madme Defarge says:

    Well that’s Liebour fecked for a couple of decades but what a sorry state we’re in. I was and still am prepared to give the Coalition a chance but so far it’s all just a bit messy and I can’t see the tunnel let alone any light at the end of it.

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    the end of the parteh says:

    “The Labour Party has chosen to lose the next general election and seems happy about it…”

    Wayhay! We’re totally fruitloop we are.

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    Fred Goodwin's Gold Plated Bidet says:

    there’s no such thing as poverty

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    Technomist says:

    He’s already in the Privy Council.

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    becoz I say so innits ?


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    the end of the parteh says:

    Hey nutjob, hope you’re gonna show one of Ed Miliband giving a similiar ovation to Cameron in 15 years time.

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    Bye Bye, Labour says:

    Shall we start the bets on how long it’ll take for Labour to ditch Ed? Or will they do what they did over Brown and walk into the next election with a loser?

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    concrete dump says:

    you’re regressing.

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    Bye Bye, Labour says:

    Even Kevin Maguire on LBC is saying it’s odd that Ed hasn’t put his name as father of his girlfriend’s kids.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Its the Unions wot done it.

    Will the the Unite Ed puppet focus on the extra Parliamentary strategy advocated by his dear old dad, ie using the Unions to ignore Parliament’s wishes to advance the cause of the workers?

    Why is it that the grandson of a Communist, and son of a Marxist stooge or lefty Hunt is allowed to stand as a leader of a political party? Imagine the fuss the Guardinistas would make if Miliband had been the grandson of one of Franco’s supporters, or that Grandad was a Fascist blackshirt from Italy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck you too. They’re all fuckers. I hate the lot of them.

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    jonty squire says:

    It’s great watching a twat like you having a mental breakdown in real time on here mr knob jockey. Carry on the good work, it’s comedy gold.

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    Anonymous says:

    King k u n t Cameron will be on his knees in front of Ed in no time at all.

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    will says:

    All the tories need to do now is sit back and when the unions try to have mass industrial sction affecting the public is to see what labour reaction is and remind the public constantly that the unions have brought the labour party and are the party of industrial strife and by overspending poorly in the public sector and not improving productivity when it had the chance, that it helped to create the waste in the public sector.

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    rocknrolla says:

    Guido the big winner was the country – Labour out of power for a generation. There is no way that gormless weirdo with his strange way of speaking, shifty look, absurd sense of entitlement and being the puppet of the big unions will ever be PM.

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    BT says:

    She should have subscribed to Friends and Family.

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    If Cameron won’t cut the licence fee then let us do it instead – cancel your telly tax yourselves en masse – so it becomes uneconomical to collect it.

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    Bye Bye, Labour says:

    Can I say thank you to the jolly fellow who calls everyone who hates Labour a “Tory lickspittle c-unt”? Your monomaniacal posting day in day out is a pleasure. Just shows how desperate you are. Keep it up. Please post soon. In fact, please reply to my post as soon as possible, and in doing so you will confirm you’re a sad Labour twat. Post NOW! Come on! Hurry up! Make Gordon proud!

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    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

    Thank you for your kind reassurance, that’s wonderful of you.

    As for Jack, he was able to circumvent the female-only shortlist thingy by becoming female. It was a simple, private, ceremony. He was very brave and didn’t scream much at all, not that there was much to cut off.

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    breathless says:

    Ever heard of a full stop?

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    IIt's the economy...stupid !! says:

    Whether labour get re-elected in 2015 depends on whether Cameron’s gamble on cutting the deficit pays off and we see the economy on the up;employment and taxes going down.Everything else is a distraction.The Daily Mail is playing the game it always plays.Anyone slightly left of centre must be a raving Marxist Commie !!!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Winners and losers? Let’s get this right, shall we? After the last fuckwit government, we are all fucking losers. And our children. And their children. And so on for generations …

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Some of this is not stirring – if a Tory leader had fascist parents it would be all over the press. The manifesto is a matter of fact not stirring. Given the amount of sniping and whining over the Coalition and cuts we’ve seen on the BBC and in the Guardian I’m quite enjoying it.

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    Bye Bye, Labour says:

    Blairite Tessa Cheek By Jowells about to be interviewed on LBC. Should be a laugh.

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    DAVE HATES ED says:

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    Gordon Brown's Nappy says:

    Yum yum – thank you Gordon.

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    White Van Man says:

    They also taken funding from the EU for many years which again is a breach of the royal charter.

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    Gordoom Brown says:

    I’m still in my privvy, not finished pooh pooh yet.

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    Labour Troll says:

    You lickspittle! Hee hee! I not anything else to say! I post same thing thousand times a day! Hee hee! Lickspittle lickspittle lickspittle! Mini-me! Call me Dave! Hee! I so interesting! I not sad desperate Labour voter who hates the existence of this site and wishes Labour List had more traffic. Hee! I call everyone lickspittle. Heeuuweeaugh!

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    Voice of Treason says:

    I just wonder when will Labour realise that the continuing interferences of the reptilian Mandelson will be seen what what they are – massive vote losers. This foul creature is a self-serving busybody who has damaged the Labour party more than any other unelected being.

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    Centre Parting says:

    Why has David Baddiel been voted leader of the Labour Party/

    Did’n know he was standing.

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    Union confirms it owns Ed says:

    Tony Woodley speaking on LBC says unions created Labour party and in this election ordinary workers have had chance to elect new leader. He also says Ed is talking language of normal people and is pleased about his statements on what he wants to do.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    A bit like Cameron and Clegg in fact!

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    Anonymous says:

    Agreed! And I live in SCOTLAND!

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    queens counsel says:

    “This foul creature is a self-serving busybody who has damaged the Labour party more than any other unelected being.”

    Fuck the Labour party, what about the country?

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    Anonymous says:

    Pity it is Sunday, one day later and you’d be back at school.

  202. 202
    David Cameron says:

    “Congratulations to Ed Miliband.”

    “I was Leader of the Opposition for four years and know what a demanding but important job it is. I wish him and his family well.”

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    Anonymous says:

    That gives the Government 52% and Labour 37% – dream on Game Over.

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    The TUC BBC EUSSR Liebour Regressive Alliance Party says:

    Vote Red vote Ed for higher taxes and more debt!

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    rightallalong says:

    There’s child poverty because the parents spend their child benefits on booze, fags, drugs etc. The bloke with 15 kids from 14 mothers moaned that he had to pay £5 a month in child support – £5 a month !

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    concrete cock pump says:

    On my cock or yours?

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    Reds under the beds and in their heads says:

    Will Red Vince support Red Cameron ?

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    fuck off poofs says:

    Not another fucking poof in our midsts perleeeeeze!

    Enough already!

  209. 209
    David 'millionaire benefit cheat' Cameron says:

    I can’t even remember how many houses I own.

    Poverty is clearly poppycock.

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    Ed MiliGump says:

    Fizzy orange all round boys!

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    Anonymous says:

    No. Blair was much more adept. Ed hasn’t a hope.

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    Get real and tell it like it really is says:

    Talking Ed was an “adviser” to Brown before being shuffled into a safe Labour seat about five years ago and has been a “Brown Boy” – make of that what you will – ever since. He was not even an MP six years ago.

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    fucking dirty kunts says:

    When will CallMeDave tell the fucking muzzies to piss off?

    That will be REAL progress.

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    reality check says:

    the boundary adjustments will gift approx 10 seats to the tories at the expense of mostly the lib dems but some labour seats

    hardly going to change that much is it ?

    and AV won’t help the tories with UKIP swallowing all their second votes

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    Wot Gorilla says:

    Radio news said lots of gorillas running round London today. I don’t think that’s a very PC way to describe the peace loving muzbots gathered in Trafalgar Square marking the end of ramalamadingdong.

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    Dream on says:

    “The electoral pact with the Conservatives is for one term and one term only.” – Nick Clegg

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    David Laws says:

    Be vewwy vewwy quiet and no-one will notice

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Agree about Bolsheviks but your antipathy is getting the better of you, Paragnostic.

    Disraeli was a fine Prime Minister, even though of Sephardic descent.

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    keep whining you Belgian nonce says:

    WAaaaaahhhh!! WAaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaahh!

    you pathetic little worm

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    Abdul Ikram says:

    Does this meanings that Mr Ed will be givings me and my 645 childrens more free moneys? That is only reason I sending 9 million posting votes for him. Nice man came to my door and tellings me if I send posting votes for Mr Ed, my family gets much free benny fits. I hope so. Working in kafir country is a sin. I not want works. I want free money. Death to you. Thank you please.

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    State your name please
    “Gordon Brown”

    “The president of Harvard University”

    Your specialist topic is exaggerations and untruths.
    Gordon, welcome to Mastermind. First question..

    1} What happened to the possible election in 2007?
    GB – erm …pass
    Correct! – you passed on the election and your poll ratings collapsed.

    2} – What happened to a bank in 2008?
    GB – I saved the world?

    – Nationalised Northern rock, but pretended to the voters that you hadn’t
    GB – that’s what I said
    – no you didn’t

    3} – When Tony Blair said ‘its like living next to a mentally disturbed patient, who was he referring too?
    GB – Cherie?
    -No.. It was you,

    4} Who set up the piss poor FSA to regulate financial institutions in the UK
    GB – Alistair Darling. I mean, he was chancellor.. wait a was Mervyn King!
    No- again, it was you.

    5} Who was the longest serving Prime minister since the war?
    GB – Me..I worked every hour of every day.So in minutes spent actually at work, well..bound to be me?
    – No, incorrect,

    6} What caused the credit crunch
    GB – Lord Ashcroft?
    – No. Loose financial regulations and reckless bank lending practices.
    GB – well I’d look that up if I were you. I’m sure it was Lord Ashcroft. And George Osborne. I saw him do it.

    7}- What is the best way to reduce a deficit?
    GB – massive borrowing!

    8}How many coups did you face in your short tenure as leader of the labour party?
    GB – I think it was…it was none?
    -Actually it was three.

    9} What’s a good cure for depression?
    GB- Prozac, Sertraline some Paxil and a handful of bazonkapram. Erm..I mean , i don’t know.

    And that’s all we have time for.
    GB – No,I started the job and so I’ll finish it…

    I’m afraid not. Though it would have been fun to watch you make the cuts that you have caused to be necessary..

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    The Brokeback Coalition says:

    Vote Red for the anti-capitalist coalition!

    and for some hot Spad bumming action!!

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    White Van Man says:

    Fucking hell not him as well!

    Look I’m sorry but these fucking woolly woofters are way over represented in UK politics today, it seems like you can’t get anywhere in politics with out chocolate bellend and a limp wrist.

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    Will Straw says:

    You want some ganja?

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    Can't remember he's a Belgian Glitter says:

    I’d leave children out of it Mr Glitter

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    Guess who else was voted leader with the help of the Unions ? says:

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Owain Glyn Dŵr did come second in 1412, though.

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    Peter Tatchell says:

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    yawn says:

    the public stopped caring about the loser months ago

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    albacore says:

    Don’t hold your breath.
    Cameron has a remarkable record of keeping his gob shut about Labour and sticking both left feet in it when he spouts claptrap about everything else.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


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    Gordon Brown, I am not autistic says:

    I don’t understand why everyone was laughing. I thought my answer made perfect sense.

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    Red!! Communists!! Red!! Communists!! Red!! Communists!! Red!! Communists!! Red!! Communists!! says:

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    Tom 'Bunter' Watson says:

    I realy must up the quality of my trolls, the above stupidly tries to copy and twist someone elses words. We at Labour must try harder.

    Right, off to a concrete cellar to twist a few arms with the heavy mob. Oh Ed…..

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    Wavy Davy Hague's Bum Gravy says:

    I don’t understand why everyone was laughing. I thought my answer made perfect sense.

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    Get Real says:

    People are forgetting we are talking about “New” Labour here.
    They learnt not to make themselves look unelectable. EM and his Union backers will say and do anything to try to get elected again, every bit as much as DM and the Mandelscum media machine would have done.

    He’ll get a 5 year residency at the BBC news department to spout bollocks unapposed. The New Labour media axis won’t change much. We are not talking about Michael Foot or even Kinnochio.

    But I doubt even the dim-wits in this country will be stupid enough to put this privately educated nerdy son of North London Jewish Marxists into number 10

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    Does the result of this election not show what a wonderful thing the Alternative Vote is? Under first past the post, David Miliband would have won. But as Labour uses AV for its leadership elections, it got Ed instead by a whisker on the 4th round of counting. Brilliant!

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    David Miliband says:

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Must be the simplest organism for which there is a complete gene sequence.

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    Tom 'Bunter' Watson says:

    Poor Labour trolling.

    We must get our acts together.

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    all Belgians are nonces says:

    that means you monglicker

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The predilections are all yours.

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    Belgians are nonces says:

    you’re the one who sounds like a whiny petulant twat all day

    go take some more drugs you loser twat

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    Bluehorseshoe says:

    Haha, hopefully Cameron will keep talking nice fluffy community platitudes while gutting the disgustingly bloated and parasitic public service and Quango world put in place by Ed’s mentor, Gordon “Rockinghorse” Brown.

    Red Vince is out the door soon. No place for his growing dementia in a government trying to clean up an economic apocalypse.

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    William Gaygue says:

    Thank fuck he still became PM, retard.

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    Gideon bummed his Spad too says:

    Not another fucking poof in our midsts perleeeeeze!

    Enough already!

  249. 249
    Tom 'Bunter' Watson says:

    You sad twat Dream on, please return to the smears department for a proper re education.

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    Brokeback Cameron says:

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    Circus Tipriot says:

    More barmy smugness.
    This is not the 1980 electorate, Cameron is not the Iron Handbag, and Minigland is not Michael Foot.
    Miliband is the Fluffy Front – behind which hides the Harman-Dromey Tendency.

    You read it here first…..

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    Can't remember my monikers'-HERO says:

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    mong is having a mental breakdown says:

    Haha…you’ve just outed yourself, you hapless mong.

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    Little Ed says:

    Ed M: Mad mummy Hatty, can I go out and play with the bigs boys from the working class estate?
    Harriet: No Little Ed, they are the nasty boys who want to destroy your party. You can go out and get on your bike when we have put the stabilisers on. Then we can watch a puppet show.
    EdM: Oh thank you Mad mummy Hattie, me going to draw you a picture.

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    You can't take the 'B.O.' out of Labour says:

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    level in the polls says:

    try 5

  257. 257
    mong is having a mental breakdown says:

    Awww bless, he hasn’t had his meds yet. Nurse!

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    David Laws says:

    with a little help from his friends
    or was that a hand job ?

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    rightallalong says:

    Check out this pic: Ed Milliband and Blair in shock pact !

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    Red Clegg the Communist says:

  261. 261
    Red Ken the Communist Criminals Friend says:

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    Better Dead than Red Ed says:

    Just having our first meeting, comrades !!

  263. 263
    Osborne's Anal Beads says:

    Piss Poor CCHQ trolling.

    We must get our acts together.

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    tit says:

    very drole David benefits etc…you are a wag

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    fuck off you Belgain nonce

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    ROFL! says:

    you really are a mong having a mental breakdown

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    tit says:

    probably best shows how dis-interested the core union membership is in the politics of their own party…dead ducks the lot of ‘em

  268. 268
    Comrades! welcome to the Communist Coalition says:

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:


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    Liars and hyocrites says:

    He doesn’t own as many houses as Blair though does he?.

  271. 271
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    So you think call me Dave is a Liar?

    Well he did Lie over Lisbon but his Liberal chums will cut him off at the knees if he ever touched the Beeb
    And without them it’s no more coalition government

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    the end of the parteh says:

    That’ll do me. Now fuck off for the next five years.

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    Leftists have no respect for other people's property (or votes) says:

    Nearly 15% of the ballots were ‘spoilt’?

    I wonder how many of those were really for Milli D?

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    Liars and hyocrites says:

    Union leaders underestimate their members- most of whom understand perfectly well that they are being asked to sacrifice their jobs/homes/lives in futile strike action while people like Crow and Simpson still rake in huge salaries and enjoy numerous perks.

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    RightUpTheirNose says:

    ditto Tony..truth be known most labourites are more interested in perpetuating the class divide not removing it…without that crass hypocritical paradox to fuel their hatred of the moneyed their past performance demonstrates they are incapable of understanding that without both elements the whole is bereft of a plausible future prosperity.

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    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    Apart from a Belgian.

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    tat wank says:

    who gives a toss?

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    Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

    do fuck off little poodle

  279. 279
    tat wank says:

    Can’t think of anything original as a come back, eh knobend? I’ve had better retorts from the speaking clock FFS. It wouldn’t be so bad if you were any good at trolling, but you’re fucking shite..

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    There wil be no hung Parliament!!!! says:

    becoz I say so innits ?

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    Red Heads says:

    it’s like a windowlicker convention on here and she’s their leader

  282. 282
    Doc Trough says:

    Red Ed wees his bed
    McRuin wees his breeks.
    They’ve Scotchguarded the the conference hall
    In case of Labour leaks.

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    concrete pump says:

    I’m wanking in nells letterbox

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    RightUpTheirNose says:

    just don’t believe the polls as cast at the moment as having the totally destroyed labour party back on par with the t’ories

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    It IS the economy stupid says:

    the cuts and tax rises are not a one off event for next year

    they increase year by year till 2015

    the public don’t sound too keen on them at the moment
    do they ?

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    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    No, Balls isn’t – he will be Brown to Millipants Blair. A deal has been done and Balls will be the shadow chancellor. Look for another coronation in a few years time.

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    William Gaygue says:

    mine please

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    William Gaygue says:


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    OneHungLo says:

    the BBC is a great institution held in awe the world over but despised here for it’s clear bias….cure that and it’s place is ensured in the future…be that with licence fee or in the real world of competition.

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    do not feed the mongs says:

    Dipshits. What you want today will be different to what you want tomorrow. no consistency

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    lolol says:

    yep! that’s a mong having a mental breakdown shouting for his imaginary nurse

    what a schizo nutcase

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    Anonymous says:

    What a great result for the tories.

    They managed to get a labour leader who no swing voters will vote for, and only extreme left-wing union members will now vote labour. Labour have now lost their tory/labour swing voters, and their libdem/labour swing voters at the same time.

    They also managed to discredit the AV system because they managed to get a leader elected who came second at almost every stage; the only reason Ed won was because he was the 4th choice for more people than his brother.

    So, what’s the libdem argument going to be for convincing people to vote for AV now?

    “vote for AV; because if you do then the person who gets the most votes will lose, and the person who most people specifically voted against will win.”


    Coupled with putting forward Red Ken instead of Oona King for London, it’s just another act of political suicide by labour. They are SO fucked in 2015.

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    tat wank says:

    We all know the one having a mental breakdown tosspot, and it’s youhooooo!

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    knobnuts says:

    hes not alone Nope the BBc is a good thing…but without the clear bias they display..Cameron is saying what many think and central office wants things to change but don’t expect a government to start throwing bricks at the national broadcaster so quickly…the charter renewal is the line in the

  296. 296
    Scouse Twat says:

    now I need to add Eds boat.


  297. 297
    David 'millionaire benefit cheat' Cameron says:

    No, he owns more

  298. 298
    knobnuts says:

    isn’t that for the world service ?…. which from memory is part funded by the foreign office aswell. In fact the world service is the glowing element of the BBC just a real shame the BBC television news has such a sky replica feel and lacks real bite…all slick and thin on true intellectual depth. Victim of internet speed in news without considered thought.

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    they matter says:

    the polls were right about the Leadership and right about a hung Parliament and Cameron surely isn’t complacent enough to pretend they don’t matter with elections next year ?
    or maybe he is ?
    he ignored them to his cost at the election and couldn’t get a majority

  300. 300
    it's all a conspiracy against us!! says:

    yes but you think the weather reports are biased against the tories because you’re a bunch of nutters

  301. 301
    whine whine whine says:

    then take them to Court captain fact
    or stop fucking whining

  302. 302
    it's not all cuts dearie says:

    you do realise the scheduled tax rises are going to hit the middle class ?

  303. 303
    MB. says:

    There was an indication of what it is going to be like for Ed Milliband on The World This Weekend. They spoke to him on his way into the conference, he replied to them then they started by asking a question about being too close to the unions. He walked on ignoring the question. He is going to get a lot more of that.

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    knobnuts says:

    he’d bore anyone with a brain rigid Nellie..quite why Harvard asked him is beyond me..but the yanks like to do this crap and the rubber chicken circuit is a very good earner

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    concrete pump is nell says:

    That doesn’t surprise me. You attention seeking twat.

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    Oh look another Mong! says:


  307. 307
    Better Dead than Red Ed says:

    LOL, Bill. Excellent !!!

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    oooooooo noooooooo says:

    How can you be keen on something, or not, if you don’t know what that something is?

    Who are you? Fucking Nostradamus? Fuck off.

  309. 309
    The Latest Burka in the Village says:

    Welcome to New Britain.

  310. 310
    the public loves Dave says:

    They will of course sacrifice their jobs/homes/lives for Wavy Davy and thank him joyfully with tears of gratitude in their eyes.

  311. 311
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Hava Nagila!! The foreskin brothers will soon rename the Labour Party as The Red Ochestra – communists to the core. We’ve had JedWard now we’ve got DavEd.

  312. 312
    the public loves Dave says:

    you thought the BA strikes would hand Cameron a huge majority
    how did that turn out ?

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    Apagusta says:

    Cato….arrrrrrrso (traditional peter sellers greeting not an insult) …give us a break the coalition is not going to drag us into a double dip recession…the economy will do that on it’s own if we are seen to be taking the soft options on deficit reduction…don’t spell out the truth of the last 13 years of mismanagement and articulate the reality that the medicine is pragmatic..draw the sting now and reap the benefits when the rest of Europe starts the same ‘real’ trail of recovery.

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    BBC public information film says:

    2 for the price of one there, one up the bum, no harm done.

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    lolol says:

    I hear they attacked capitalism

  316. 316
    letcher says:

    Well we know he is on the left, even most of his wonky face is on the left side of his head. Still unlike all other Labour poloticians he wont be able to keep a staight face as he lies to us. Old Wonky Chops !!!!!!!!!!

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    Lib, Lab, Con - go to hell says:

    The EU and the B.B.C. being just two examples.

  318. 318
    To Fawkes says:

    Heard your looking for a laptop repairer in Manchester on a Sunday, could probably tell you if you need one from the symptoms, maybe even tell you how to fix it yourself

  319. 319
    Tinky Winky says:

    Cameron may not be an iron handbag however in the ConDem civil partnership there are plenty of arse bandits with purple handbags.

    They’re all fucking Dipsy and La La with their nobs covered in Po.

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    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    The only thing of any value likely to come out of MR ED is horse shit for the garden

    Hes not norse of course
    He’s one of the chosen few
    A filthy fibbing j**
    Im Mr Ed

  321. 321
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    With those Khazar noses they need two

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t need to. I can see his features already.

    All the same, out for personal glory and fuck the small people.

  323. 323
    mong twat alert says:

    No difference. Lots of people not going on flights/holidays because they are broke.


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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Weather reports and the forecasrers are courtesy of the Met. office. Tomas Shafffaaknackers is not a Beeboid, he is civil servant.

    Sorry Tom, can’t spell your surname, I can do Michael Fish though.

  325. 325
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Fancy a Lisbon Referendum ?
    Tough shit! You get this useless AV Referendum instead.

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Ah bless, concrete k u n t is whoring himself to all and sundry again.

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    Apagusta says:

    blair was a slick operator but his luck was timing in that the tories lost the initiative after 18 years and the blair brown mandelson cliche said whatever they needed to to pull the vote…actually not a very difficult task..the ace was getting the unions to fall in behind the tunecallers long enough to get their feet under the table…thereafter it was a ‘shaftfeist’ for the public and economy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hague Pride! LOL

  329. 329
    DAVE HATES ED says:

    Haw Haw Fuckin Haw
    Man City do Man Utd’s hard work along with West Brom
    And the Red Shite Cant even beat Bolton Haw Haw Haw !

  330. 330
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Hague singing to Cameron
    ” Dont Lead me this way”
    whilst wearing rubber shorts and a rubber vest, before leaving to set up his own amyl nitrate fueled party
    The commiefucktards

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    I'm Alright Jack says:

    Pravda is pumping out the party line that Red Ed wants to be a friend of the middle classes!!! Oh my god you have to laugh at these people…he couldn’t have got the job if it had not been for the unions… and he’s already throwing a hissy fit because people are calling him Red Ed. OK, Ed, let’s see who you suport when your militant public sector union toads try to cripple the country with strikes..

  332. 332
    Upinsmoke says:

    yes but at just over 1% not a really significant margin to take the labour arty forward…David..blairs favourite policy maker…Ed the last election’s architect…both are a waste of space but both capable of repeating ad nauseum the new generation of labour …the young finding their real roots…getting the trust of the british public back…fairness…just a new blair facade…underlying dogma remains unreined.

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    Go Fuck yourself you twat says:

    the public don’t know there are tax rises and cuts coming
    like fuck they don’t
    you retard

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Hmm…. Consider the “ten o’clock news” when they say…”and now over to Rob with the round up of today’s sport”

    “Thanks Sophie, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, footballfootball, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football. Oh, and the British team have won the world championships in some other sport but it isn’t football so we aren’t interested and I will only give it a fleeting mention. Back to you Sophie”

  335. 335
    Upinsmoke says:

    sorry CP but you are very wide of the mark…cameron has what it takes you just don’t want him to develop into a statesman.

  336. 336
    Ratsniffer says:

    The boy Ed thinks that by pretending he’s not a leftie he can “do a Blair” sadly the unions are pulling the strings Ed, their vote put you there, and you’re going to have little say in what you can and cannot do…when the unions say jump, you’d better get bouncing..

  337. 337
    STOP THE PRESS!! says:

    tat’s having a wank

  338. 338
    TAT'S MUM says:

    Tat why dont you eat shit and die
    you useless pureile sad little twat
    fuck off to one of them suicide sites
    you might find it more interesting !
    you closet faggot !

  339. 339
    oooooooo noooooooo says:

    Ever heard of a full stop? If so why don’t you allow your brain to employ the technique sometime? You’re nearly there after all.

  340. 340
    Upinsmoke says:

    she also whines on that at the last election the public were worried about downward pressure on wages and housing issues….really woman is just as sickening as ed balls or yvette to listen to.

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    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    but you still yelped on here at the prospect of the BA strikes didn’t you?
    poor widdle mong
    always wrong

  342. 342
    local yokel says:

    calm down nell and eat your turnip

  343. 343
    Upinsmoke says:

    what is it that creates that mindset ? is it that these types had a sad childhood …someone shot their puppy or just bred in as a dogmatic sour cynical sneer at anyone they feel threatened by economically or socially.

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    EU & me - no thanks says:

    I have always wanted the EU to fuck off and the muzzies to be told where to go.

  345. 345
    Calm down TaT and enjoy some Hague Pride says:

    Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha !

  346. 346
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    The Brit mila-bands will have been sucked off by a Mohel before they were 8 days old
    And they have the cheek to denigrate the holy Catholic church
    The Mohel cuts the foreskin then sucks the blood from the kids knob
    Google it ,its true

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    Crow on the wire says:

    The zombies don’t give a shit because they don’t know shit. But once the cuts kick in the zombies will slowly wake up to whats going on . Then the backlash will start. That’s what we are waiting for. remember Ted Heath, you’ll be going his way Camertwat.

  348. 348

    I never cared for him
    but i miss having him around to rip the piss out of !
    Will Ed give him a high profile (Token job) So he can fuck it up !
    Thus taking the focus off his own shite leadership ?

  349. 349
    louis says:

    Mad taffy twat tries to give Ed Militwunt a hand shandy.

  350. 350
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    ever heard of being a desperate anal twat ? that’s you that is
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

  351. 351
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you Dr Kelly, and goodnight…

  352. 352
    ED MILIBAND says:

  353. 353
    Hague's got a feelin, in his pants says:

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    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    If I got sent a postal ballot paper by those arseholes I certainly would have spoiled it, by shitting on it and sending it back in a sealed jiffy envelope.

  356. 356
    Fancy a Spad Mr Hague ? says:

  357. 357
    Cameron's Communist Coalition says:

  358. 358
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Not being prepared to make a committment to your “life partner” is the equivalent of leaving the car round the back with the engine running. His not getting married is most probably a result of his indoctrination to despise the traditions of what has proved to be a stabilising influence in society. Marxists will always be keen to wrest the influence of such conventions away from the control of religions and societal norms by undermining them, they usually do it for control.

    As for his reported failure to be named on his child’s birth certificate I wonder why he is not prepared to accept the responsibility or to be prepared to officially declare that he is doing his duty toward his own offspring.

    “a spokeswoman for the new Labour leader suggested he simply had not had time to fill in the form.” (i.e. I have brought a child in to this world and I cannot be bothered to fill in a form. Worthy of someone on the Jeremy Kyle Show)

    What utter tosh.

  359. 359
    Account Number 1234 says:

    Waaaaah! Waaaaah! He say badfing abowt my vewy important work as online Labour aktivizt! Evil Beljan Tories wanna make me wait till I’m 18 before Peter can legaly go splot-splot up my botty! Camera-on wuv the BBC! Ashcroft hacked my Tamagotchi!

  360. 360
    Shocked I am says:

    Fucking hell, thats worse than pedo shit.

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  362. 362
    albacore says:

    That link works if you copy it and paste it into the address bar.
    I’ve always marvelled that the puppet masters just had to have modelled Blair on the Telegoons’ Bluebottle, though.
    Ah, if only Peter Sellers had been around to lampoon Brown, Cameron and the rest of the Lib/Lab/Con mafia.

  363. 363
    concrete pump says:

    You sockpuppet @ 1:08 and @1:35 to try and be funny, you sad desperate twat. You’re a fucking coward.

    You haven’t got the balls to post under your own name, you mug!

    I give shit and i take it, YOU can’t do that can you? What is it about me that fascinates you so much?

    Posting under 2 different monikers to try and make a point. You REALLY are a fucking sad sack. LOL!

  364. 364
    Richard I. Chavez says:

    They’re all Gay Racists; even the heterosexual ones.

  365. 365
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Muslim MP peerage blocked due to shady dealings?? Well I never spotted that one coming !!!!!

  366. 366
    Irish eyes aren't smiling says:

    Ireland cut even harder than Cameron is prepared to

    it didn’t help one bit and the m.a.r.k.e.t.s still went after them

  367. 367
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Outdated? Have you seen how much the “wedding” industry is worth.. OK marriage isn’t for everyone but there are many happy children out there who are the product of a stable marriage.

    Take a look at any social worker’s case book and tell me what proportion of those are problems with stable marriages versus the “alternatives”.

  368. 368
    Gideon and Dave's white lines says:



  369. 369
    wanker alert says:

    Nobody is forcing you to stay. Take your arse plug out and fuck off.

  370. 370
    One of Red Ken's sperm receptacles's rejects says:

    Are you one of my oppressing-gender Y-Chromosome donors? Why do you push mummy down flight of stairs?

  371. 371
    concrete pump as thieves says:

    tat’s having a spastic attack

  372. 372
    ooh, get you concrete dump says:

    Why you assume only one person here thinks you are a total retard is completely beyond me.

    Fuck off!

  373. 373
    WokinghamChris says:

    Have you got a clip of “Talented Shoes” from “Tom “Thumb”?

    It’s one of my favourites, and I was reminded of it during the Pope’s vist.

  374. 374
    Who's the daddy Boris ? says:

  375. 375
    Indigo says:

    whilst mentioning in passing that Ed ..who is a “proud dad” does not seem to have put his name on his son’s birth certificate preferring to leave the heading “Father” blank.

    If true, that seems to indicate arrested development and an unwillingness to take responsibility. What does he want instead – to insert another name, later? Or is he waiting until he sees how his son turns out, first, as a precaution: you know, if the son grows up to be a Tory, then perhaps Ed will leave that heading blank.

  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    pedo C’unt

  377. 377
    Ed "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:


    Help the world is comming to an end, we have 20 days to save the world!!

    How will anyone take this muppet seriously when he behaved like a half-wit the last time he was given something remotely challenging!

  378. 378
    Ed Milli -Quisling says:

    Diana Holland former Trade Union Unite assistant general secretary elected Labour Treasurer

    Its a Unite Takeover…I reckon major strikes within 12 weeks. The winter of discontent is coming and the Unions and Labour Empire forces are amassing on the border and are now going to undertake a coup against the Coaltion forces. (thats you and me by the way)

    Labour = undemocratic

    Meanwhile Cuba gives 25,000 licenses to citizens to become capitalists


  379. 379
    North of the river says:

    Well said. Yet ironically they didn’t bother to put a sheet in braile for the British blind. It’s like all these London schools and the NHS employing translators for non British residents. There are more profoudly deaf people in this country than there are Tamils, but we don’t insist on sign language being taught in our schools.

  380. 380
    fuck off muzzies says:

    All religions have their base in subhuman activity meted out to those who aren’t in a position to do anything about it.

    Suicide bombers being another example.

  381. 381
    Mind-bleach needed..... says:

    Utterly fucking gross…. (vomits)

  382. 382
    LMFAO! says:

    and miss laughing at butt plugged lunatics like you ?
    no chance !

  383. 383
    Ragheads R Us says:

    We are gradually taking over the West. Virtually all the meat you buy in supermarkets is now halal.

  384. 384
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    In Belgium ?

  385. 385
    Ed Milli -Quisling says:

    and this as well from


    60% of Labour members voted for @JohnPrescott as Treasurer but the union candidate, @Diana4Treasurer, won. Anyone noticing a pattern here?

    Its a Unite take over I tell you

    War is coming

  386. 386
    Cross the picket lines and give 'em a V sign! says:

    The trot scumbags are trying to prevent ANY cuts to the bloated, over paid, over pensioned public sector. They want massive tax hikes for the middle classes instead, to help pay down the deficit. Yes, labour are truly the friends of the taxpayer.

  387. 387
    wrong again fuckwit says:

    I prefer concrete chump and yes he is king retard

  388. 388
    concrete pump says:

    LOL, had to change yer moniker AGAIN, like a sad twat.
    This is an anonymous comments section that you take FAR to seriously.

    Take a valium or something, wanker!

    What a twat you are! You should just jog on and have a good cry – in fact have a good blub and fuck off, LOL!

  389. 389
    Don't put up with it then... says:

    e-mail all the supermarkets and tell them they can shove it. They should at least label the meat so that customers can make an informed choice….

  390. 390
    Single mother not on benefits says:

    No time to fill out the form my arse. You have six weeks to register a child. Both parents have to be there. They cannot be his children. How old are they does anyone know? The law changed in 2004 in the sense that a man named on the birth certificate as the father has parental rights. Pre-2004, even if the father is named he has no rights over the child unless he is married to the childs mother. There’s a lot more to this story.

  391. 391
    in a word says:


  392. 392
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    Fuck you, you leftie pinko commine c un t.

  393. 393
    William Jethrospeare says:

    “Besides Red Ed and Derek Simpson there are a few others who won big.”
    What appalling English, Fawkes! Big is an Adjective, not an Adverb. Go to the bottom of the Class.
    What: it’s not meant to be English but American?
    Go even further than the bottom of the Class: go, and don’t come back until you have learned to speak our splendid language without Transatlantic inflections!

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    Narok says:

    Almost all meat served to children in schools is halal

  396. 396
    Unsworth says:

    Speak for yourself shit head. Anyone who cannot or is too afraid to use a recognisable nom de plume is just a trolling prat.

  397. 397
    Red Dave will save the world from Climate Change says:

    If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. – David Cameron

  398. 398
    Ed Milli -Quisling says:

    wakey wakey wot the fuck has that got to do with it Knob head

  399. 399
    MR GORDON B-err White (Englishman Not Scotish) says:

    Bring Back Gordon Brown !
    this blog was so much better when Gordon was leader
    Milliband is just fucking useless
    but Gordon left himself wide open to much more ridicule
    So lets all say sorry to Gordon
    and Re-elect him A.S.A.P

  400. 400
    Labour Lost says:

    Guido have you thought about campaigning for Balls to be the next Shadow Chancellor? This will mean his daft lad of wife will win it. With her loony economics Labour are fcukd. Ha ha ha ha.

  401. 401
    ST says:

    We all expected this, we all know Labour will pull ahead, and we all know the next election will be a test of the British publics stupidity.

    I’d rather they were in power for 5 years than office for 10.

  402. 402
    MR GORDON B-err White (Englishman Not Scotish) says:


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    ST says:

    The poll bounce is because the Lib Dems are no longer a refuge for left wing protest votes. From the point of view of a lefty the choice is now between the Greens and Labour.

    Don’t worry about it, the polls a gonna look a lot more shit very soon. Point is it doesn’t matter it was the same situation in 1979.

  404. 404
    Tesco Fuck puppet says:

    Every lithalal helps…..

  405. 405
    turnip watch says:

    is concrete pump nell ??? it explains a great deal

  406. 406
    Har fucking har says:

    oops there goes my arse, fallen off laughing.

  407. 407
    MR GORDON B-err White (Englishman Not Scotish) says:

    Another great Labour institution scrapped by the coalition !

  408. 408
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    Tonights gonna be a good night for Spadding!

  409. 409
    Mr Bumble says:

    They get meat!

  410. 410
    save all the fucking about says:

  411. 411
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I’m writing William’s Speech at the Conference and he’s kindly loaned me one of his Spads. It’s a *Ghhhhrrrnnnn.. Ooooh.. Huuuppp!* tight fit, but he’ll do nicely.

  412. 412
    MPs are friends of the taxpayer says:

    like the Pope is a friend to children

  413. 413
    Just stating the bl**ding obvious(again)!! says:

    They made Michael Foot a Privy Counsellor and I think you’ll find that being The Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition pre-supposes that you are eligible. In any event he already is one(as someone else has remarked upon)

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    go fuck yourself says:

    easy nell! that turnip may have turned you rabid

  415. 415
    Honest its true says:

    Heard how Fawkes met his bird. He used to watch her coming out of work but didn’t have the bottle to talk to her. He’d stand in the doorway of the betting shop over the road from her office. It got noticed by someone who told him to wait over the road and as she passed the florists to stop her and say, Your more beautiful than all the flowers in that display. The next day she came out and went into the ladies.When she came out he said it to her. she was very pleased to hear such a charming chatline, and she stood there waiting for the followup when he said .Have you just been for a shit?

  416. 416
    Just stating the bl**ding obvious(again)!! says:

    You’re obviously under the delusion that anybody in government actually gives a flying fXXX about petitions.It’s just an illusion to make people think they actually have any effect on policy once a party is in power

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    Dont' worry about it, things can only get worse ? right ? says:

    it’s hardly a bounce since it has been relentlessy moving that way since may and you yourself admit it’s not going to stop

    the government of the day was kicked out in 1979 as a protest against dire conditions

    Cameron is in government now and it’s only going to get worse from here on in

    you seem to be admitting Dave is fucking toast

  418. 418
    devious batrds,but I love it when they alienate themselves even more. says:

    also the gov seems to be editing its site to suit itself.

  419. 419
    devious batrds,but I love it when they alienate themselves even more. says:

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    We Wuv you Dave!!! says:

    the British Public weren’t stupid enough to give Cameron a majority so they are smarter than you for a fucking start

  421. 421
    The Muse says:

    October 19 may be illuminating . Will “Red Ed” keep his promise to appear at union’s anti-cuts demo ??

  422. 422
    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    ‘Cos it is ‘cos he’s blick???

  423. 423
    they call me.. TIM!!! says:

    wasn’t he some failed ex beeboid Limp Dem twat ?

  424. 424
    Don the King says:

    the boys a lightweight

  425. 425
    Don the King says:

    gordon behave yourself otherwise its a dufflebag up the chufferbox

  426. 426
    Spadding for fun and profit says:

    If he has what it takes did he get it from Gaygue ?

    He should give it back.

  427. 427
    William Hague says:

    It’s more of a ‘lifestyle choice’ these days.

  428. 428
    rocknrolla says:


    Why would Harvard want to hear anything on economics by Brown unless they run a course on how not to manage an economy?

    Glad to hear they told him to get lost.

  429. 429
    Crispin Blunt says:

    He’s a fucking disgrace.

  430. 430
    William Gaygue says:

    No family values. That’s their problem.

  431. 431
    Horse head on my pillow says:

    Red Ed has sold his soul to the unions.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry chum, forgot about you.

  433. 433
    Ding Don the King says:

    I couldn’t give harriet one with someone else’s even if I was more than desperate

  434. 434
    Lord Mohelyourson says:

    Ed I stand ready to help you serve our country
    Is***l !

  435. 435
    Anonymous says:

    What kind of father goes out of their way NOT to put their name on their child’s birth certificate? Very fuckin’ odd.

  436. 436
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    … and he thinks that makes him a winner …

  437. 437
    I'll have a sparrow with that barman says:

    I’ve got so many nom de plumes I lose track of what I said to myself

  438. 438
    Thick and Slick says:

    use domestos

  439. 439
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    So what are you? Tamil or Farsi?

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    just saying it doesn't make it so or there wouldn't have been a hung Parliament according to you says:

    There is no way that gormless weirdo with his strange way of speaking, shifty look, absurd sense of entitlement and being the puppet of the big business will ever be PM.

    and yet he is though only because of his Brokeback friend Clegg
    Alas! not for long as the polls indicate

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    He had plenty of time to fill in the ‘Deed of Variation’ form on his father’s house to make sure he didn’t need to pay inheritance tax.

  442. 442
    Don the King says:

    Ben he wrote the last government’s election manifesto….

    you say ‘hes much less connected to the previous labour government’

    How much closer can you be ?

  443. 443
    sowwy! try again says:


    Lab 37% – Con 37% – Lib 15%

  444. 444
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    “the one who looks like a halibut”

  445. 445
    Wrinkle says:

    all 3 living in skip 6

  446. 446
    Can't remember he's a Belgian Twat says:

    you forgot about yourself being Belgian moniker ?
    you really are losing it aren’t you

  447. 447
    Lord's a leaping says:

    Margaret Thatcher was good prime minister from Grantham

  448. 448

    ED MILIBAND: “It’s not a question of moving to the centre, it is defining what the centre is” [Andrew Marr show]

    Er… what…? You’ll go far, Ed.

  449. 449
    Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

    looked like a tellytubby spade with shades at the millitwat crowning

  450. 450
    Labour Losers says:

    The biggest winners are the tories. Stick another vodka in the orange Dave. Hic!

  451. 451
    tit says:

    I’ve just …………gone…on his posting

  452. 452
    Just because Cameron is Blair's mini-me doesn't mean the public liked him says:

    Blair is a warcriminal who needed Brown to get him elected in 2005

    He’s a CUN’T

    If Labour had lost all touch they cleary wouldn’t be level pegging in the polls

    And there is ZERO sign of Ed moving left
    so throw away that tired old str aw man unless you think shouting Red at something will be any more successfull than it was against Blair

    the tax rises and cuts are going to make the coalition as popular as the Bankers with the British public

    unless the coalition totally turns the economy around in four and a bit years

  453. 453
    Huzzah! says:

    were neck and neck in the polls before the tax rises and cuts have even started Dave!

    break out the Bolly !!!

  454. 454
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    BBC already going into overdrive trying to “re-brand” Red Ed as a moderate friend of the middle classes. Ludicrous…but if they keep pumping it out often enough people will start to believe…

  455. 455
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    says the dope(y) c’unt.

  456. 456
    You never lose the Hague Pride says:

  457. 457
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Funny, ha ha, and tragically realistic.

    To think that mad cun’t realy was Prime Minister for a while !!!!!!!!!

  458. 458
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You are too kind. If you are an example of what having it is, I’ll be glad to be considered as losing it.

  459. 459
    Nope says:

    If Red Vince goes out the door so does most of his Party with him.
    So I think not chum.

  460. 460
    Little Ed says:

    Little Ed: Look mad Hattie mummy I am tiptoeing to the centre of the playground. Why am I dressed up as a puppet?
    Harriet: You are in fancy dress for your party. Little Ed, you have been a very good boy. I will make you a special pudding. Well done!
    Ed M: Oh yummy yummy, my mad hattie mummy.
    Harriet: * laughs * Well done little Ed, your sense of humour will go down well at the special party organised for you at a special place called Manchester. Come along and mind you don’t trip up on the strings.
    Ed M: OK my mad hattie mummy.

  461. 461
    There is NO fucking child poverty only in their tiny minds ! FFS ! says:

  462. 462
    Concerned says:

    Pity Prescott failed to be Treasurer.

    They could have had John Two-Jags Prescott and Ed Two-Bastards Milliband.

  463. 463
    hello sailors! says:

    two up the bum, yacht trip for fun

  464. 464
    flight of the bumhole mongs says:

    I see this mentally unbalanced bumhole has received a hell of a beating today on these pages. Well done Tories!

  465. 465
    One of Boris's many Bas.tard children says:

    Are you my daddy ?

  466. 466
    Quango says:

    Dave was advising Lamont – he’s now PM. Granted he couldn’t win an open goal election – but I don’t think the voters were citing his links with Lamont as a problem. For the public – it’s a fresh start.

    Obviously the right wing press will try and finish him, time will tell if they succeed. I’m sure Guido will be supportive though. Given he’s such a libertarian, I’m sure he won’t want to see any lies being spread.

  467. 467
    Anonymous says:

    It seems all animal welfare concerns have been knobbled, and these are the twats who bleat about fox hunting. Fucking hypocrites!

  468. 468
    Worried about going bald are we Dave? We'll find you a nice comfy pair of slippers old man says:

  469. 469
    silence of the lambkin welfare protesters says:

    Almost all lamb is halal these days.

  470. 470
    LOL! says:

    christ! what a nutter

  471. 471
    david says:

    One of Ed Miliband’s major union backers was accused of breaching the spirit of the rules surrounding the Labour leadership vote. Party rules state that no literature in support of individual candidates can be included in the ballot envelope.

    Ed Miliband had 46.566% of the MPs’ vote (122 MPs), 45.594% of Labour members’ votes (55,992) and 59.802% of the union vote (119,405 votes), giving him an overall share of 50.65%. One of Ed Miliband’s major union backers was accused of breaching the spirit of the rules surrounding the Labour leadership vote. Party rules state that no literature in support of individual candidates can be included in the ballot envelope.

    The GMB stuck to the letter of the guidance: it sent its 700,000 members ballot papers within a larger envelope featuring Ed Miliband’s picture. The ballot envelopes were in smaller envelopes, put together and sealed by the Electoral Reform Society, before being delivered to the mailing depot where the GMB also watched over their loading into a larger envelope that was then sent out to members.

    The union, again within the rules, put its endorsement for Ed Miliband on the front of the package sent to all members which included a magazine with his picture on the front and a letter from the leader of the GMB, Paul Kenny, explaining the union’s endorsement of the younger Miliband brother.

    But there is concern at senior levels in the Labour party over whether the literature fell within the principles set out by the party.

    Mark Wickham-Jones, professor of politics at Bristol University, was worried by the GMB’s mailout. Speaking before the result, he said: “The GMB appear to have broken the spirit of the rules guiding the conduct of the Labour party leadership election by sending out a strong recommendation for Ed Miliband together with the ballot paper for political levy payers.

    “In the event of an Ed Miliband victory, if the GMB has broken the [spirit of the] rules laid down for the election, it may well be more than an embarrassment for both the new leader and the party.

    “It may well suggest that the margin of his victory depended on votes cast in dubious circumstances. It will be particularly uncomfortable for a candidate already seen as being close to the trade unions.”

  472. 472
    concrete pump says:

    bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole bumhole ++SPLOOOT!++

  473. 473
    concrete pump says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *SQUIT*

  474. 474
    Labour Voter says:

    I’m a very worthwhile human being. I spend all day every day on a site where everyone hates Labour by calling all said people whiny lickspittles. My posting volume will be doubled now that my party is utterly fucked with its new leader. Hold on… Mummy, where’s my food? Hurry! I can’t be bothered to get out of my basement bedroom. My nappy is soiled.

  475. 475
    david m says:

    should be investigated at once but will not be

  476. 476
    Vince Cable says:

    he’s an anti-capitalist

  477. 477
    dripping wet leftie says:

    ah well you see it’s being culturaly sensitive, innit? I mean, we can’t have toffs chasing foxes can we? Cos that’s cruel and they are tories. But halal…well….. cruelty? wot cruelty?

  478. 478
    Guido says:

    Mike Hancock is a wrong un!

  479. 479
  480. 480
    Lord Prescott, interim McDonalds treasurer says:

    With Ed as our leader, it is that which he believes because he says this is what he believes, and that therefore we must you know already but said uniti when that you can’t instead of which we have be doing next election can we be fucked hence in doing Lord Paul much money and twenty Big Macs please yes.

  481. 481
    fruitcake direct says:

    Someone should put this loon box in some sort of restraint like a straight jacket in case he injures himself. On second thoughts, ignore that remark.

  482. 482
    SpAd Lad says:

    Not Matt Hancock ? Hague’s, sorry, Osborne’s former young SpAd ?

    Almost thought that was another Guido scoop.

    Journalists should not of course check on Osborne’s hotel or bedding arrangements with his former SpAd as they will find nothing of interest.

    Just two grown men with a close working relationship and nothing more.
    As William would tell you.

  483. 483
    Bob Crow says:

    Cumrades! Let’s strike! I’d love to join you on the picket line but I’ll be in my villa.

  484. 484
    Crispin Blunt says:

    I can vouch for them both 100%

    And so will my family.

  485. 485
    keep on dreamin little poodle says:

    neck and neck in the polls

  486. 486
    Lord Prescott says:

    As new treasurer of McDonalds, my first task is to investigate the disappearance of 50,000 Big Macs from a Westminster branch this morning. Only I will handle the investigation.

  487. 487
    nut watch says:


  488. 488
    shut that closet! says:

    Always vids about DC. Do you fancy him or summat?

  489. 489
    muzzie convert says:

    We are on the march of assimilation you fucking infidel. Our day is closer. We like slit throats of animals still alive for our meat.

    Soon all your meat will be killed that way. All New Zealand meat is halal now.

  490. 490
    Greychatter says:

    As Mrs. Thatcher called these lads, one of Gordon Brown’s Short Pants cabinet.

  491. 491
    tartan tit says:

    Mr Fawkes please tell us from the IP address that this is Ped’o Shorts/ Troonite posting all this shite. No one else could be this loony……could they?

  492. 492
    it woz the Sun wot monged it says:

    The right wing press threw everything they had at BROWN and Cameron still didn’t get majority.

    They also called Clegg a Nazi though for some reason they haven’t brought that up again. LOL!

  493. 493
    Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party says:

    I’m the fizzy orange man
    I do a ploppy in my hand
    Cos I’m the fizzy orange man
    I throw Nokias all I can

  494. 494
    Greychatter says:

    With Milliband relatives in Russia, what do you expect?

  495. 495
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Anyone seen Bob Crow today. I doooo hope he is alright …

  496. 496
    Ralf M says:

    I knew one day it would happen, just one more election, the last one. A socialist utopia awaits.

  497. 497
    Ed Miliband says:

    My favourite Star Trek episode was the one where Captain Picard had to fight the Romulans but was having an argument with Riker about strategy. Isn’t that right, mummy? She got the boxset for my birthday.

  498. 498
    Peter Low Watt says:

    They affiliate substantially fewer members to the Labour Party than were sent ballots.

  499. 499
    pathetic whining pussy with no self respect says:




    Save me Gwido!! Save me!!!

    dey are not being nice to dave and I WUV him SO much!!!

  500. 500
    tartan tit says:

    I fought hard against the Romulans, but the drugs didn’t work.

  501. 501
    fuck this says:

    “What is it about me that fascinates you so much?”

    Your madness, idiocy and occasional flashes of utter desperation.

  502. 502
    William Hague says:

    I resent that remark!

    You won’t be hearing from my Law.y.ers.

  503. 503
    Mr Plum says:

    Don’t care as long as it tastes the same

  504. 504
    John Redwood says:

    My favourite star trek episode is where the alien gets a damn got bumming!!
    oh dear! I’ve said too much.

  505. 505
    Labour supporter depressed over election of Red Ed says:

    Got a photo of Gordon, got the vaseline, got the tissues.

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. SKLUSH!

  506. 506
    Greychatter says:

    The next election is about 4 years and eight months away, so left wing media polls mean nothing.

    Tax cuts and incentives to work will come before then to get the country off its

  507. 507
    Gordon Brown says:

    My ding-a-ling. Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling?

  508. 508
    RED ED Millibrown says:

    I may be young and inexperienced but with Ed Balls’ hand up my arse, he will really be in charge…so not to worry.

    Look David, I’m wearing Gordon’s nappies

  509. 509
    Gateshead Boys Bookburners Club says:

    We are looking for new members. Bring your own Korans.

  510. 510
    tartan tit watch says:

    It’s OK Mr Fawkes, the mentally ill tartan tit has just outed himself like the fucking hapless hoonfest that he is.

    As jock fuckups go, he’s one seriously ill haggis muncher.

  511. 511
    Horse head on my pillow says:

    Red Ed has sold his soul to the devil.

  512. 512
    RED ED BALLS says:

    Don’t you believe it.

    Ed’s been sucking my dick for years

  513. 513
    Lord Coe weeps for his lost love says:

    William Hague has invited David Laws to the Conservative Conference for some brainstorming and Judo.

  514. 514
    Horse head on my pillow says:

    Red Ed has sold his soul to Charlie Whelan

  515. 515
    Ragheads forever says:

    We demand proper halal toilets in all public places. We do not like Western toilets.

  516. 516
    send the taxpayer the bill says:

    That will be £40,000 please. Accomodation at your discretion.

  517. 517
    plum duff says:

    With that sort of attitude, they’ve won even before a fucking shot has been fired. Wimp.

  518. 518
    RED ED MilliBrownballs says:

    I’m just going to get on with the job

  519. 519
    Alky Dodgy Al Campbell says:

    I’ve got, another headache Guido

    I think I’m on the way to another nervous breakdown

    Labour think I am a professional liar like Blair

    What do you think ?

  520. 520
    Red Vince the Business Secretary says:

  521. 521
    Hugh Hefner says:

    it did help a great deal, it’s just that Ireland was super buggered.

  522. 522
    Aaaaaronichi says:

    I am still pontificating

    I work for KGBeasts but I like to tell you all how to behave…

  523. 523
    MR GORDON B-err White (Englishman Not Scotish) says:

    A song from William to his parliamentry Aid’s

    great tune though

  524. 524
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    Do fuck off Mr Belgian Glitter.
    And stop whining like a pussy, it’s so undignified

  525. 525
    Labour voter says:

    I call everyone who hates Labour a whiny pussy and lickspittle. Yay! I’m so worthwhile and interesting!

  526. 526
    Aaaaaronichi says:

    A am I am John Rentoul

    I am awfully important

    I am a political correspo,ndent for KGBeasties as well…

    And I never told you about Browna

  527. 527
    Ed "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:


    Help the world is comming to an end, we have 20 days to save the world!!

    How will anyone take this muppet seriously when he behaved like a half-wit the last time he was given something remotely challenging!

    The guys a joke ! Anyone got that clip where he lost it trying to explain the world was comming to an end ?

  528. 528
  529. 529
    concrete pump says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap #SKLOOOSH!#

  530. 530
    Aaaaaronichi says:


  531. 531
    Aaaaaronichi says:

    Guido has got fed up with me…

  532. 532
  533. 533
    The Red Flag returns, courtesy of Unite says:

    The people’s flag is deepest red
    It shrouded oft our martyr’d dead
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its every fold

  534. 534
    concrete pump says:

    i’m eating job jobs and they taste great

  535. 535
    Up sh1t creek says:

    UKIP did really well…. all the other UK political parties come out very bad.

  536. 536
    Brownbadger says:

    But he stated this morning that he loved the middleclass, and presumably their values

  537. 537
    Mr Plum says:


  538. 538
    Bye Bye, Labour says:

    It’s ok, Labour voters. We feel your pain over the election of Red Ed. And we love it.

  539. 539
    Belgian moniker twonk admits he is a nonce says:

    “Can’t remember my moniker says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    There is only one kid who ever lived that I would loved to have got my hands, on in their early life”

  540. 540
    Vince Cable says:

    The people’s flag is deepest red
    It shrouded oft our martyr’d dead
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its every fold

  541. 541
    Better Dead than Red Ed says:

  542. 542
    Number 10's cat says:

    The occasional comma wouldn’t go amiss either.
    Note the correct use of the apostrophe.

  543. 543
    Lindow Wicker says:

    Duhhhhhh….the bit in the middle?

  544. 544
    Mr Plum says:

    Red Eds just said he was going to stick up for the hard working, over taxed, persecuted by vince, middle classes, guess that puts him to the right of the coalition. He’s not as daft as he looks then.
    Oh and he is going to rebuild trust, might be a little trickier.

  545. 545
    Boris says:


  546. 546
    Chris Huhne says:

    You can’t believe these rotters! They have no decency.

  547. 547
    William Hague says:

    I’m wearing my Spads leather chaps

    Chase me !!!

  548. 548
    politicians never ignore the polls, only their minions and spinners do says:

    you were calling them left wing media polls when they all pointed to a hung parliament

    how did that turn out ?

  549. 549
    tax haven for pedos says:

  550. 550
    streamfisher says:

    A viral worm has infected the computers at Iran’s first nuclear power station, so complex experts believe it must have been created by a nation state. No prizes for guessing which one.

  551. 551
    The Borg says:

    all parties and politicians have been assimilated

  552. 552
    spheroids says:

    so what ?

  553. 553
    not the belgian nonce says:

    You can’t even address your limpdick replies to the right poster can you, you useless jock spastic?

  554. 554
  555. 555
    plum duff says:

    Yeah, and just who have you got, dipstick?

  556. 556
    This says whoever writes this has good access. says:

    These drivers are signed with a digital certificate belonging to a well-known hardware manufacturer called Realtek Semiconductor Corp., which is unusual because it would imply that the malware authors somehow had access to Realtek’s private key. Microsoft MMPC has been working with Verisign to revoke this certificate, and did so at 08:05:42 PM UTC with the agreement and support of Realtek.

  557. 557
  558. 558
    Too late,Guidos mongs have got their teeth into it now says:

  559. 559
    Da Minister for Rice an Pea. says:

    I thought Labour loved diversity & the Gayers n all that…tsk.

  560. 560
    Mr Plum says:

    Got your goat

  561. 561
    Fred Kite says:

    Stunning, comrades. My finest hour.

  562. 562
    Not the 9 o'clock news says:

    The BBC has decided not to broadcast the provocative drama “Boys from the Blackstuff’ tonight as it may be seen as a bit biased

  563. 563
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The economy won’t be turned around within our lifetimes. Everyone knows that.

    What we’re looking forward to is the annihilation of the parasites that caused our plight. Labour’s annihilation. Brown’s. Blair’s. Yours.

    When I walk to work this winter, I hope I step over your frozen corpse. And I’m going to laugh as I do. Maybe your kids will be there, too. Dead and frozen. Ha ha ha hahhahahahahhahaa! That’s what happens when you spend more than your earn, you socialist parasite. Ha!

    No pity from the real workers, c’unt.

  564. 564
    Bonfire of the Quangos says:

    “we do not and cannot accept the principle that incompetance justifies dismissal…”

    Words which will be heard over and over when public sector non-jobs are axed…

  565. 565
    Comrades! We're back! says:

  566. 566
    Biggles says:

    Turned him rabid!! At least it’s not rabbi. Oi vey, ve’ll all met again in the Knesset. When is this bloody country going to be run by Englishmen?

  567. 567
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Tat’s always having a spastic attack, on account of him being a spastic.

  568. 568
    The Average British Mong says:

    “Oh and he is going to rebuild trust”

    I trust him!

    Nah, not really. Labour are lying c unts. Even labour-educated mongs like me know it. Innit.

    Is X-Factor on yet? Innit.

  569. 569
    Lib Dem Mp Mike handoncock says:

    Most MPs telelephone mentaly ill constituents late at night and offer them foot massages, nothing wrong in that

  570. 570
    Gordon Brown says:

    This result makes me confused. I’ll have to raise at the cabinet meeting tomorrow morning.

  571. 571
    streamfisher says:

    My network card is a Realtek.

  572. 572
    Anonymous says:

    That double dip narrative is bollocks.
    Double dip or not, the whole mess is Labour’s fault.
    We need take the medicine to avoid to avoid something far far worse.

  573. 573
    feckless fathers says:

    I can understand the non-marriage bit. I lived with my partner for many years before we married. But both our names were immediately put on our kids birth certificates.Why wouldn’t anyone want to do that for their children?

  574. 574
    plum duff says:

    Goat is all you’ll be eating before long, you muzzie appeaser.

  575. 575
    streamfisher says:

    Will senior, but now junior Miliband walk off in a fit of peak, charity work?.

  576. 576
    streamfisher says:

    Peek, Am I being modded for spelling?

  577. 577
    freedom of speech says:

    An anti union film, never been seen before or since.

  578. 578
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Anything not true?? So why ‘black arts’?

  579. 579

    New thread for the Sunday evening mongs please Guido?

  580. 580
    Tony_E says:

    It’s impossible to extrapolate current polls into a 2012-2015 election result. We don’t know what the state of the economy will be then, or what the mood of the country will be.

    It is very easy to say right now that given an immediate choice, you would tick the box for Labour. But there is no pressure now to make that decision, so to ask the question is largely meaningless.

  581. 581

    My other car is a Kubota.

  582. 582
    Anon says:

    He hasn’t got a speach impediment, he just never had his adanoids out as a child by the sound of it.

  583. 583
    HenryV says:

    I will be sorry to see Ed leave The Inbtweeners. Though his character was an utter c*nt the woman who played his mum was well fit.

  584. 584
    Sugar or shit says:

    We seem to get PMs by default, in as much as the other guy is patently unelectable. Think Thatcher/Callaghan and Foot, Major/Kinnock, Blair/Major Hague and Howard, and now Cameron/ Brown and Milliband.
    Do you ever get the feeling you’re being led by the nose?

  585. 585
    Dave "putting a brave face on things" X says:

    My other worm is a brother.

  586. 586
    Lady Cutlass says:

    I’d get a new Communications Team, if my lot rED signs as bad as this. Think of the incessant warble of MORSE CODE, intermingled with vile Irish bigotry, and you’ve got the Hapless Fawkes blog.

    Over and Out\\.

  587. 587
    Farewell, Labour! says:

    If you’re happy Labour’s dead
    Clap your hands
    If you’re happy Labour’s dead
    Clap your hands
    If you’re happy and you know it
    And you really wanna show it
    If you’re happy Labour’s dead
    Clap your hands

  588. 588
    Mr (Red) Ed - The talking Horses' Arse says:

  589. 589
    Bolshi Bastard says:

    just read it. The English didn’t take any shit from anyone in those days.

  590. 590
    Events, dear boy, events says:

    Dead level in the polls you mean. And that’s before those horrid Henrys from the nasty party even begin to swing the axe.

  591. 591
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That and his lovely bum.

    Or so I like to think.

  592. 592
    idiot watch says:

    Er, the Coalition and Red Dead Labour are not level in the polls you spastic.

  593. 593
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I couldn’t have put it better myself, sir. Sometimes we routine and mundane posters here have to accept that others can fuck up on a scale not seen since Gordon Brown.

  594. 594
    Guido Pack Hound says:

    The limpdiks have been sitting on this for more than 6 weeks.

  595. 595
    Spell caster says:

    or pique

  596. 596
    Jennifer Nicole Lee says:

    Education, education, education.

    Also we did not have a good turnout so can we have Ben Elton whining about him being elected by a minority? No? Why not?

  597. 597
    I, I'M Bland says:

    It is with greta plaesure that I have been elected your leader and will lead Labour into the future going forward.

  598. 598
    grobdj says:

    That is until Ed’s green energy policy, hurriedly passed in to law before the GE, starts to add to gas and electricity bills, in order to pay the Wacky Feed-in tariff for solar panels at Latitude 55N

    In Ed’s world, if the numbers don’t add up in the Demand Economy, then create a Command Economy.

    His Grandie would be proud

  599. 599
    All the weirdos come out on Sundays says:

    Neither Rowntree’s or Robinsons is particularly good for your teeth but saying they’ve destroyed the planet seems a bit of a strong claim against barley water.

  600. 600
    Atlas shrugged says:

    Red Ed or Crimson Cameron it will make no difference in the end. Our Fabian/fascist establishment has long since been running the entire show. Which has now almost entirely moved to Belgium anyhow.

    The good news.

    Who wins or loses the next British General Election matters only to those who bet on these types of things, or the individual MPs, and PMs involved at the time.

    May I suggest that most of you stop wasting your limited energy on party politics, because party politics long since ceased to exist as an important issue?

    The Conservative Party are Sky News, while and The Labour Party are BBC News.

    Which basically means there is absolutely no material difference between either of them worth mentioning.

  601. 601
    Mr Plum says:

    Wont mind as long as its curried or in a kebab

  602. 602

    My other wife is called Pudenda

  603. 603
    constituency mong says:

    Help, my neck feels a little tense.

  604. 604
    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    Pretty much all of the time yes.

  605. 605
    streamfisher says:


  606. 606
    GF says:

    No. I’m busy.

  607. 607
    Dog Owner says:

    early night tonight so I can get up early and try and find out how my fat lump of a Rotty is catching rabbits and eating them

  608. 608
    You know who says:

    I hate it when people don’t share.

  609. 609
    nell says:

    So ed militwit’s strategy is to say that he is going to be all things to all people.

    That’s hardly the mark of a leader is it? But, of course, it does quite emulate bliar, who promised the electorate the same thing when he was touting for power.

    Then when he got there , he raided pensions, raided taxpayers, took us into unwanted wars and generally carried on like a third world dictator.

    What guarantees can edmilitwit give that he wouldn’t do the same? , especially given that that is what the unions, who have backed and funded him (with our money), are expecting him to do!!

  610. 610
    Have rope, will hang says:

    For every Lord Ashcroft, there’s a Bob Crow.
    For every Jacqui Smith, there’s an Alan Duncan.
    For every Lord Mandelson on a yacht, there’s a George Osborne, complete with an Oleg Deripaska and a Jacob Coat of many colours.
    For every Baron Prescott, there’s a Baroness Warsi.
    For every Baroness Uddin, there’s a Lord Taylor.
    For every public school type elite politician from the Conservative party, there’s a public school type elite politician from Labour.
    For every problem, our Parliamentary representatives have a solution.

    For everything else, consult the Samaritans.

  611. 611
    Engineer says:

    Who cares, nell?
    Much more important to us, your loyal fans, is what have you been doing today?

  612. 612
    Better Dead than Red Ed says:


  613. 613
    nell says:


    davemilitwit looking for charity work?

    He’ll be after baroness ashton’s job as Eu Foreign Minister. Word is the EU’s desperate to get rid of this failed gordon clone , or is it crone?!

    Having said that the Coalition might have other ideas for that job – like ming for instance?!

    As gordon is finding, as he touts himself around the world looking for lucrative positons, left wing socialism is on the wane and not many are keen to employ these keynesian, spenspendspend, failed politicians.

  614. 614
    marxists r us says:

    Damned right he would! fleece the middle classes!!

  615. 615
    The government of the day says:

    The last thing any government needs is an effective opposition.
    That just deludes the electorate into believing they have a choice.

  616. 616
    nell says:

    Well first of all Eng I don’t have any loyal fans.

    Secondly are you the real Eng? This is an odd time of night for you, if you are.

    Thirdly, seriously, I’m recovering from some major surgery. Some days good, some days bad. Evenings worst/

    But today I’ve been harvesting tomatoes, courgettes and hot chilli peppers. Tomorrow I’m going to freeze them all down.

    For the moment the labour circus is keeping me ‘entertained’

    Is Ed going to grow into a good labour leader ( the next John Smith perhaps?) or is he going to become kinnochio II. Going to be very interesting to watch!

  617. 617
    White Van Man says:

    Well said that man!

  618. 618
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want fizzy orange and I want it NOW!

  619. 619
    Colonel Blimp. says:

    Why is #1 post #2 post?

  620. 620
    White Van Man says:

    I don’t run around London in taxi’s or whine whine whine, I just stopped paying them and ignored the Hunts, 6 years in and its worked for me!

  621. 621
    concrete pump is nell says:

    You’re not wrong about the ‘loyal fans’.

    Eat shit and die you fucking loon, fuck off.

  622. 622
    Comrades! Welcome to the Communist Coaltion says:

  623. 623
    Comrades! I was famous for Mr Bean and now I'm Stalin says:

  624. 624
    Write a sentence using the word Progress says:

    He progressed like a bull in a China shop.

  625. 625
    Joshua Merriweather says:

    Who cares about the vagaries of politics when we can tune into the everyday story of Conservative volk?

  626. 626
    giant bee says:

    fairly sure you’re on the wrong site old chum

  627. 627
    nell says:

    Listen tat/twatson/willstraw .

    You are not a patch on the real tat, who was an independent.

    You are a soulless, whelan paid, leftwing clone trying to sow discontent and ugliness on a right wing blog.

    As I’ve just said to my little one as I’ve tucked her into bed ” It’s time to snuggle up and go to sleep”

    G’Night God Bless!

  628. 628
    Chuck it, Keith, it's Broken! says:

    Here, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a prime example of a Socialist. Examine it’s characteristics well – lovely specimen, isn’t it?

  629. 629
    White Van Man says:

    Yep, that BBC needs taking to task and in to hand, its gone way beyond its Royal charter.

  630. 630

    Never go full retard mongs!

    We have the technology.

  631. 631
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Whatever , But we do need a chioce between right or left ( or just hanging the fuckers ) , The sham of democrcy must burn bright !

  632. 632
    nell gump says:

    Listen twat/pickles/Iain Dale

    You are not a patch on my real twat, it’s a wanker

    I am a soulless, CCHQ paid, rightwing drone trying to sow discontent and ugliness on a right wing blog.

    As I’ve just said to my little one, as I’ve taken to calling my plop plops, ” It’s time to ride the toilet flume ”

    G’Night God Bless!
    And fuck all those dead troops now it’s my Hero Dave’s problem.

  633. 633
    Richard I. Chavez says:

    Scared. Pussy scared. So yes, I’d say he fancied him secretly. It’s the Socialist way.

  634. 634
    LAST MORI POLL says:

    LAB 37% – CON 37% – LIB 15%

  635. 635
    change , change, fucking change coming ot my ears says:

    The schoolboy characters portrayed in the Inbetweeners have more real life experience than any of the two Milliband brothers.

  636. 636
    nell says:

    No the government of the day might not want an effective opposition. I agree.

    But we the electorate need a viable government and an effective opposition to hold them to account. It is essential to democracy! And labour, at the moment, are failing us, the electorate, with their fiasco’s!!

  637. 637
    L.I.N.O. Libertarian In Name Only says:

    Guido no likee the free speech

  638. 638
    only losers say the polls are wrong says:

    unless there were elections early next year

    which there are

  639. 639
    What did we learn about the English today Children says:

    Yes we need to remember that incident as it teaches us that the English are C unts of the highest order and will default on their debts. Shameless innit !!!!

  640. 640
    I'm middle class Dave and the public love me ! Dont they ?? says:

  641. 641
    Swampy says:

    Just as the Conservatives were a fiasco up against Blair.

    Give it up nell, burn your bra and join the anarchists.

  642. 642
    labour-voting mong says:

    This is exactly the sort of NHS treatment option that will be cut when the Coalition get their teeth in to the very fabric of our society.

  643. 643
    nell says:

    So sorry your labour soul is so scarred.

    We understand how that has happened after bliar’s, unjustifiable, self serving, labour wars that have killled and maimed so many people.

    Healing will come with time .

  644. 644
    jobs smashed says:

    the pirivate sector rely on public sector contracts

    you won’t be cheering when the public turns on Cameron

  645. 645
    IDIOT WATCH says:

    Haha…that makes the Coalition 52% – Labour 37%, you daft cuпt.

  646. 646
  647. 647
    Billybumboy Hague says:

    My other wife is my Spad

  648. 648
    A tiny spanner in the toolbox of power says:

    Another parachuted in drone from party HQ arrives for the local selection committee.

  649. 649
    Billybumboy Hague says:

    I’ll sue!!! I’m not scared!! Actually I won’t.

  650. 650
    Who doesn't love a Belgian? says:

  651. 651
    caesars wife (playwright and pt time vampire exterminator) says:

    whole splurg of Labour rubbish being tried , not here , not there , new this new that , I think David Milliband is the pope , trying to blend into crowd on ecnomic car crash making it out to be abstract unfortunate incident . Tom watson even chips in with his undying love for Ed and oh crumbs line , its like watching the cat realise its got a impossible hairball to expel .
    Only rest of shadow cabinet to see although rumour is D Milliband is to get policy role , which if true will be interesting , still looks to me like startek or blackholetrek , to boldly go where no man has bullcrapped before , captn we have a space time anomoly on the starboard , looks like an anticaptalitalist warp drive device , its got some lettering on it V.I.N.C.E (Voice Interesting Not Cameron Enough), Captn your being hailed its a pile of poo decloaking its derek simpson of the clingon empire , says he run out of delerium crystals and wants some more , says you owe him a favour .

  652. 652
    Ed "CHICKEN LICKEN" Milliband says:

    Ooohhhh looks like I have touched a RAW MERVE with the Leftie Trolls !!

    They dont want us to lable RED-ED as CHICKEN-LICKEN !

  653. 653
    nell says:


    The real one? I doubt it.

    He ran away and hid in 2003 and hasn’t been seen since.

    Pity. Because, like the real Tat, I thought, at the time, he had a useful message!

  654. 654
    Guido can't wait for the Conservative Conference. Are you ready for some Hague Pride ? says:

  655. 655
    oh dear! says:

    level in the polls

  656. 656
    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

  657. 657
    memories... says:

    He said Cameron was a millionaire benefit cheat and a warmonger

    Useful message indeed

  658. 658
    nell says:

    So sorry your labour soul is so scarred.

    We understand how that has happened after bliar’s, unjustifiable, self serving, labour wars that have killled and maimed so many people.

    Healing will come with time .

  659. 659
    So sorry your CCHQ soul is so scarred. says:

    Cameron backs Blair on Iraq war

    Conservative leader David Cameron has said he still believes going to war with Iraq was the right thing to do.

    Mr Cameron said “those of us who supported” the military action should “see it through”.

    He praised Tony Blair’s reform of the Labour party.

    We understand how that has happened after the heir to blair’s unflinching support unjustifiable, self serving, Blair Bush wars that have killled and maimed so many people.

    Healing will come with time Mrs Warmonger.

  660. 660
    Awww... the widdle baby is all upset now, don't cwy widdle baby... says:

  661. 661
    Anonymous says:

    What a charmer you are.

  662. 662

    “The coalition pact is for one term and one term only” – Nick Clegg


    Looks like you’re full of shit you tiny brained fartknocker.

    You went full retard didn’t you son ?
    Never go full retard.

  663. 663
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  664. 664
    Red Dave and his Climate Change Coalition says:

  665. 665
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonces -ROLE MODEL says:

  666. 666
    D Milibot says:

    Hi, is that Mossad HQ? Yeah, I got a guy whose car wheels I want rigged. ASAP.

  667. 667
    Liebour Troll Ops says:

    Calm down, calm down. You’ve Your union bosses have just elected a political pygmy to be your leader ! Go back to your constituencies and prepare for oblivion !

  668. 668

    Seriously it’s all a game,there is little difference in any party now other than the perceived difference.
    Each party gets a stint,the libs,well,they got a piggy back lol.

    The brothers grimm

  669. 669
    YAWN says:

    Been there and done that, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  670. 670
    Bait those crazy trolls says:

    Looks like a cock with a tongue to me. Suck it and it’ll bite your face off, monger.

  671. 671
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Their motto apears to be: if you are in a hole, continue to dig like fuck! Carry on, you will get to Australia eventually.

  672. 672
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Wrong! EM will say and do what he is told by UNITE as he owes them for the party leadership.

    Terrible result for Labour or should I say new UNITE as they should be renamed.

  673. 673
    Scouse Twat says:

    Were’s Ming and Mong’s Monday morning mess?

  674. 674
    Scouse Twat says:

    No excuse now for self advancement .

  675. 675

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