It Ain’t Over till the Electoral Reform Society Sings
Guido has basically got his betting book flat on the Labour leadership, after backing David originally, flipping around onto Ed last Friday and adding to his position substantially during the week. Guido took the book to basically neutral last night, after selling Ed at ridiculously high prices going into the result.
Why? Because it is just too close to call with confidence.
Unless the Electoral Reform Society has leaked – something Guido doubts – the Thursday night flip happened because punters put money on Ed, it snowballed taking him beyond evens and making him favourite. There was no new poll or information on Thursday, the price moved simply and only because there were more buyers than sellers.
At the time of writing the specialist political bookies Smarkets* have Ed with an 80% probability of winning, it should be nearer 50/50 based on the polling and closeness of the count. Guido is tempted, on a valuation basis, to sell Ed at that price…
*As far as Guido can see they are the only bookies still making prices.
What are you talking about? I am Labour leader and prime minister forever. Isn’t that right, Mr Hat?
Yes, yes, alright – you’re the daddy. Now will you please stop jabbing me with that pen?
That was Mr Hat speaking.
The pen is mightier than the sword (if space allows.)
ACTIVATE THE MILIBOT
Excommunicate! Excommunicate! Sorry, wrong programme.
I’m doing the best I can, but all the buttons are labelled in Hebrew.
So the Labour Dreamteam could be:
Ed Miliband (Leader)
Ken Livingstone (London Mayor)
John Prescott (Treasurer)
Christ I bet the coalition is shitting itself!!
Want to know the result of the election? We know already
So the Labour Dreamteam could be:
Ed Miliband (Leader)
Ken Livingstone (London Mayor)
John Prescott (Treasurer)
Christ I bet the coalition is shitting itself!!
Want to know the result of the election? We know already
I am having the votes checked by my own team of economic experts, which in this case includes Eddy Bollocks, a load of maffs experts from various carefully selected ‘Universitees’, and an international team of vote riggers – I mean counters – from N. Chorea, ZimBubbyLand, and my new best friend in Labia.
They will agree with me that I won!
Therefore, I am still your PM.
I will make a statement to the House later this afternoon.
Yes but Mr. Hat may prefer El Gordos Pork Sword or El Gordo may prefer to give it to Mr. Hat
Why is Ed Millies face all bent like Lembit Opicks? Is it a face only available on the NHS in order to identify twats?
It looks like Ed is either gutted cos he lost, or shitting himself cos he won…
Posted @ 16:44
YAY! Ed won and the labour party have used AV to bury themselves!!!
I am so happy!!!
Labour and AV killed off as a serious threat to our democracy in one day.
So Ed sweeps to leadership on the back of the union vote. Cameron will have a field day with him at PMQs reminding him the PLP preferred his brother
That result is VERY close- close enough for a margin of error. I reckon Milli D should call for a recount…
What hope when even opposition parties are led by fools and supported by idiots?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gordon, why don’t you get yourself a non-job with the EU? It’s fabulous – I am still earning £100,000 pa from the stupid taxpaying peasantry thanks to the EU.
Anybody who says we should withdraw from the EU is just a little Englander and being racist.
Yes you are right Lord Mandelslime, anyone threatening a gravy train of this enormity is indeed a little englander and a racist.
Or a fruitcake and a loon.
and a bigot, to boot…
The European ‘government’ is an illegal operation !
(check it out !)
That it may be, but to whom do we report this illegality, they are all in it together, we are f***ed.
What do those 3 stars mean?
Is it some sort of Primrose Hill restaurant guide?
Have you seen his living in ‘girlfriend’ I use that word loosely.
OMG where do they find these people? Frumpity frump.
Aparantly, Brown is speaking this afternoon, I wonder if he will get his wife to soften them up first.
W.W.
Well, she certainly softened up Brown.
It wouldn’t take long for Broon’s wife to soften me up.
It’s all coming together.
Gordoom remains as Leader.
Ken as Mayor.
Me as co-ordinator.
Isn’t the future bright?
Its true its true
WHO REALLY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ????????
I was hoping that you were going to tell us that the ERS was looking at the multiple votes of the Bad and Worse in the Labour Party. It would be insghtful to see how the Bloc union vote correlated with individual votes of TU Labour party members, for instance.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/25/malcolm-tucker-labour-leadership
“David’s injection-moulded look and smirking lip-kink ”
Thats cos we is so perfect us see.
A pair of very picturesque people,the cartoonists would have a grand time on drawing those mugs but as the msm are a weak gang of paper shufflers afraid of their own shadows then it’s up to us window lickers to help things along.
Like a two-headed hydra thingie? Yes I can see it now.
Who’s a pretty boy then?
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6440/milq.jpg
That’s quite an improvement!
That’s quite an improvement !
Makes them both look too normal.
happy now
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4576/happynow.jpg
This probably makes Ed look a bit too human.
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5153/milibands.jpg
FFS!!!
Whichever of these useless fucktards wins they will lead Labour into an electoral black hole. Finally we will see Labour for what it is – a total irrelevence.
They are an irrelevence Sir Minge, but a dangerous one with a propoganda machine lke the bbc and thousands of misguided people in influential positions.
REAL labour had,as a socialist party, lots to say.
Now we have three flavours of shit (tastes the same !)
One thing is sure in this farce,the winner is guarateed to be a lying scheming backstabbing hater of everything that we British hold dear, just like the Bliar and the clown,this is what we get after all Britain did for these bastards.
Jocks and jews for fucks sake.
HEAR HEAR & shalom
No such race as the English, and don’t you forget it.
Well I’m still hoping for a major upset.
Diane is still my fervent wish for leader.
Put her on a diet and clean her up a bit and she can lead labour prettily, as long as she keeps her gob shut.
Forever ??
I’m in it to win
BALLS NOT BANANAS
How ’bout a compromise a joint leadership then it could be Ball-nanas.
I was king just at a Milipede/Militwat coalition Milipedilicious Party of true Milli-tants.
Balls to the walls ?
To summarise Guido’s post, He’s placed lots of bets and he’s either going to win a little bit or lose a little bit.
As long as he keeps his Balls….
Actually, it is like Bulmers’ results time and incider trading.
Or break even or lose everything in a Balls up ???
4pm today the fun times begin.
“… and the next leader of the Labour Party is ….. Bob Cr…….” *** thunderous applause ***
No matter who wins it has very little effect on the real world. Wonder if they’ve all used the usual method of Labour postal voting? In which case, expect Balls to win – he’s probably the thuggiest of that lot. Tears in the Millibit household tonight? ‘Mummy, Mummy – it’s not fair..’
Whatever happens we’ll be there “Spinning” the result.All our schedules have been cleared for the big event. We have a team of 500 reporters on standby to cover the historic climax of this nail-biting and exciting contest to choose the person who will be our next Prime Minister in 2015
Be fair the BBC have to wipe new labour leader’s record clean, show that he was always a critic of Tony Blair’s wars & Gordon Brown’s economic idiocy and the perfect man to lead the party back to power thus ending the era of ‘savage Tory cuts’.
Yup, labour party radio ( thats R4 to you mugs who still pay for it ) , are going big on this. Lots of trails, shallow interviews with world leaders of impecable credibility like lord kinnock and our usual party member reporters reporting direct from the event.
Just the usual Biased crap…..from the world famous Biased Broadcasting Company…….why cant they be prosecuted by the Standards Trading ???
12:00 News;And guess what the First “News Report” About the fcuking Zanu LieLabour Leadership………..pure utter propaganda…….totally irresponsible & totally left wing biased being rammed down our throats by this dominant biased shower who should change there name to Fcuking ZanuLieLabor Radio…..
Great Pity that this shower of shit does not come under the remit of Eric Pickles Department…….he would do something about these bastards…..
Closing then down seems to be the best option & then start again……..with a charter that would not allow this every to happen again biased to the left or right !!!!!……………
Close it down and start again? Just close the BBC down. I used to think it should be broken-up and sold off, but it’s just too shit.
It burns through £4.3billion annually and the only good thing to show for it is about 8 episodes of Top Gear each year.
Just make it go subscription!
It would be so disappointing for BBC staff to learn how little value we really put on their output.
Oh and a little competition for Murdoch might help Sky News get a little less Keynsian too.
Which bright spark at the BBC thought it would be a good idea to get Nick Robinson to talk while the results were being announced. Fucking useless c#nts.
2012
2010 + 5 = 2015, Bob. Even I know that, and I’m completely and utterly insane and believe in zero percent increases.
Let’s be charitable — it’s a sort of Lefty coronation with all the pomp and ceremony a coronation entails… I’m so looking forward to either of them being demolished or worse, damned with faint praise, at the first PMQs.
Do hope it’s Ed the Union choice — they’ll be out of power for decades.
Don’t forget to have at least one reporting from outside downing street as if it was just a matter of time. Any way you all know about that sort of thing dont you?
I backed Dave at shit odds and Ed on good odds but whatever happens I will still make a profit.
That is capitalism 101 for you folks.
Me too its a fucking beautiful system isn’t it?
May the worst man win.
Each one is worse than the other.
It’s banana man by a nose.
Dianne Abbot is easily the worst man there
BBC Presenter on “Toady” this morning had to be reminded by Toenails that Labour were now in opposition as she was speculating that Ed Balls could be offered the job of Chancellor after the Labour leadership elections.
Spinning here.
BBC are a bunch of grasping, socialist parascitic Hunts.
Which reminds me, Crick has hagiographical piece on Ralph Milpede. Ed Milipede is so bright he can do the Rubik cube in 1 min 20 sec according that Hunt Robin Blackburn.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/9024954.stm
so can plenty of 10 year olds but we don’t let them run the show.
Anyone can do a rubik cube in a minute now, with the advent of the internet and youtube videos showing the method. You have to laugh though that these people still think novelty things like that are a measure of ‘intelligence’.
Shall I dust out the Yo-Yo and do the cats cradle and walk the dog to show everyone how ‘cool’ and ‘intelligent’ I am? I think not………
Labour have form for spinning the “Intelligence” of their politicians. Remember how often we were told about Gordons “massive Intellect”.
Up in Scotland The disasterous Wendy Alexander was once described as being “Galactically Bright “. Its a case of if they say it often enough it becomes true,
Time team called one of their experts a find expert. I too am a find expert, whatever I find I quickly make the decision to keep it.
There are hundreds of millions of galaxies in the Universe. Of those, precisely 3 are visible to the naked eye: the two Magellanic Clouds and M33. That’s how bright galaxies are.
Oh wow – that will really re-vitalise the UK economy.
BBC TV evening news presenter about 2 weeks ago was discussing Coalition cuts to all the hundreds of thousands of civil service non-jobs. She asked a journalist, “but when all these jobs have gone, someone’s still going to have to do the work, so who’ll do it?”
They live on a different planet.
And not the slightest understanding that these ‘jobs’ are entirely unneccessary…
The BBC will be loving the ‘Home fixture’ Labour conference, so much more in tune than that tricky away fixture withe the Tories. More friends, matched ideologie.
The BBC are on strike for the Conservative conference (natch) so it won’t be broadcast.
So much for balanced and impartial journalism where they’re concerned.
If the Beeb are on strike, won’t those with TVs be watching ITV or Sky, anyway?
I guess the planks at the bbc can’t figure that one out because they believe that they are the centre of the universe.
Remember a few years back when the post office “workers” were on strike and the fax machine very nearly made them all completely irrelevant?
Give Sky half a chance and the same will happen to the Beeb.
And the constant repetition of “(Whichever) Miliband might be Prime Minister”.
In your dreams Beeb, in your dreams.
21 today
Be careful, you might wear away all the skin.
I fortold years ago that Miliband senior would be the true successor to my legacy, now shut up everybody.
You wanted a viable opposition, now you have one. Us
I will be making a move on behalf of my dads party soon.
I get up fucking early
But I get the cheese.
Gotcha!
Whichever brother wins, we can’t lose.
I will make sure you get an even bigger Piece of the Middle East – er I mean ‘Peace in the Middle East’.
Nor can we.
Speak for yourself,Dave
As long as the followers of the p4edo prophet lose I’m for it.
I’ll give you 1000/1 that the c*nt wins it !
Hang on, there are only five people standing, we know who they are, so it is guaranteed that a Hunt wins.
Let me rephrase that to get round the automodding: “so it is guaranteed that a c*nt wins”
My soiled nappy would make a better leader
than those two rubber faced cu*ts
It would make a better leader than G Brown
Both I and David Irving deny that a leadership contest ever happened
Its a J**ish conspiracy
Oh a leadership constest happened it’s just our friends in Israel had picked the winner before it even began.
Well, it didn’t do me much good.
Got all excited this morning when I read the death notices in the Telegraph.
Firstly, I wasn’t mentioned, so that is good news, secondly I saw the name Gordon Brown. Oh Deep Joy!!! Then on closer inspection it was for Gordon-Brown, Christina Betty. Naturally, I extend my condolences to the Gordon-Brown family but for a few seconds this morning I thought, “Hurrah!”
If Brown really had been dead, you’d have seen the headlines sooner. Page 7 or 8, probably.
They’d prop him up El Cid stylie for their conference (or maybe they did that last year).
This explains why Gordon’s not been seen since May..
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/ray-alan-ventriloquist-famous-for-his-partnerships-with-lord-charles-tich-and-quackers-1982671.html
I’ll bet she regretted her surname for years. Presumably her kin will be wondering what to put on the memorial…
The instructions to the monumental masons were very specific – really emphasise that hyphen.
Does anyone else prefer watching RT and Al Jazeera and Bloomberg than our shitty BBC.
all the time.
err, awerite use, worra lorra laffs
I always watch Al Jazeera
Bloomberg is a million times better than AlJaBeebya.
I watched Douglas Murray rip RT’s presenter a new arsehole after he said the Nine-1*1 b*om*bers (fucking spam filters) were not extremists. It was good fun.
I’m not an extremist, An extremist would have nuked them.
I watch ‘Press TV’ news channel to see the British news that the BeBe Censor doesn’t show…
Please to helpings me to understands. I got letter 2 weeks ago from man called Mr Bills. He askings me to join the Labour partyings and also my 7000 relatives. I tell hims I not have the 7000 relatives. He tellings me I will gets a cheque for £7000 if I tell council I have 7000 relatives lives with me. So I dids. I tell councils and I make join the Labour for me and 7000 cousins. I still waiting for cheque from Mr Bills. Please to explain.
It means Abdul that you need to buy alot of postage stamps and envelopes in the future.
Nope. Abdul’s relatives’ 7,000 postal votes are already here and counted. All 8,000 of them.
Yes, I’ve just recounted them there are 18,349 of them
So that’s 10,000 votes for Mr Bills
Secret pictures of Dave and Ed at birth
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2009/8/9/conjoined-twins-in-manila-pic-afp-getty-646068140.jpg
I wouldn’t like to be the surgeon who has to separate those two.
I would
That’s standard procedure in an NHS maternity department.
Both are pair of pricks God labours must be hard
YAWN…. Guido and his band of fuckwits attempts to scupper the leadership battle have come to nothing…bless.
Seems that David “Damien” Camerons daughter sleeps in a box. Is that that same box that he needs to put Warsi and Bender Boy Vague back into after each time they make public appearances
It’s “Cameron’s daughter”, not “Camerons daughter”.
You were state-educated under Labour and I claim my £10.
Not even English. Must be some sort of foreigner.
Ed Miliband?
More cheese Gromitt
Educated under Labour? Explain, please.
No one in the Tory party likes Warsi either and certainely not the voters apart from her and Lord A.H.M.E.D.S. m.u.s.l.i.m. m.a.f.i.a. which has no party loyalty and is in Westminister for it’s own purposes.
Fawkes is a lizard
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/931/lizardguido.jpg
Does it really matter? Neither will become PM, Labour is electing a caretaker leader until somebody much better comes along who might inspire the country to allow him (or her) to run the country.
Ed might do better in a general election, but neither candidate would inspire the country. I can see Labour losing a few seats if they don’t elect somebody else before Cameron goes to the country.
The next Labour PM has yet to be born.
He’ll probably be the only Socialist leader of any country in the world by that time. Even Korea will be unified and capitalist.
I think Milliband will win
Sounds like Guido has backed them both each-way, but can’t keep up with all this technical punting, is a monkey on Prescott called spread betting?.
Or is it the new Shippams paste.
He’s so clever that Guido, a real bright spark.
What’s so stupid about betting hundreds of pounds with a view to getting your money back if you’re lucky?
As Party Treasurer, it will therefore upon me by responsibility to ensure that for which we say and believe because this is what he believes and in terms of you know that until without that and no.
You’re remarkably eloquent today, porkychops. Have you been taking extra statins?
Its called Starch.
Lard actually.
Which is going to be the name of Lord Prezza’s biopic
Biopsy.
Call me stupid but every time I see those two images with the board in between saying “Dont let him take him take Britain back to the 1980′s”
I keep asking myself which one?
Whoever designed that had to have been a closet tory>
Be honest who put money on Burnham and Abbot?
No one. Not even Burnham or Abbott.
Pennies in their eyes.
how long till the selected puppet takes us into the Darkest Days Scenario
ISBN 978-0-230-01599-9, we were nearly conned into it under Blair and Brown
Stanley Gallon – DARKEST DAYS
The synopsis for it on Amazon doesn’t exactly sound promising. And that’s being generous.
One man army yank, same old shite from same old shit country
Don’t think Gordon would have a clue about Motown, unless Susan Boyle released a cover version (perish the thought).
Almost O/T. On 11 October 2009, BBC News reported that Gordon Brown, Prime Minister, would announce the sale of the Tote the following day.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock …
oooo you liar
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2633/gorgon.jpg
I’ll be back !
http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Gordon_Brown_in_a_nappy_on_rocking_horse.jpg
In their 2005 Election Manifesto, Labour promised a referendum on the EU constitution (even, as Blair explained, if the document’s name changed).
Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock.
I think there was some other stuff about ethical foreign policies, no mixed-sex wards in NHS hospitals and everyone getting NHS dentistry, prudent economic policy etc etc etc.
You mean in their 2005 election manifesto Liebour as usual lied their heads off but then they hadn’t been caught out by the braindead and any who voted Conservative were still disgusted with the Conservative hierachy and were so enamoured with the Bliar tv star image they didn’t vote.
They just never got around to addressing the things to do list, the 13 years just flew by like a cuckoo looking for a nest.
Cast Iron
http://www.honouryourpromise.co.uk/treaty.html
6th September 2007: ‘If I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations [on the Lisbon Treaty]’.
See we made the news
So did a cat in a wheelie bin.
Red Ed for prime minister then Red Ken for mayor and together we could bankrupt this Country properly within 12 months of our joint stewardship !!
We’d tax all you non-Marxist tossers and give the money to all our supporters !
The only good Miliband is the Steve Miller Band.
Blair-Brown: Jet Airliner & Take the money and Run.
The Miliband election song.
There will be no more comments from Guido’s posters as they are all dead.
I’d sell both of them to the cannibalistic magi tribe of WonaWonga – we’d never see either of them again!!
If Ed don’t win then we are not funding labour. If tax payers don’t fund us then we are going on strike. Our reps cannot afford to live on a decent comfortable wage, they must be given an excessive salary. If you don’t agree, we bring out the poorest members and use them as a poor excuse to continue funding our reps excessively. If you don’t agree to our hypocrisy then we will go on strike. If you don’t make us a cup of tea, then we are going on strike.
(2009) New Labour David Miliband M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF TERRORISM: http://eotp.org/2009/05/17/2009-new-labour-david-miliband-m-p-parsite/
“Yes, there are circumstances in which it [terrorism] is justifiable, and yes, there are circumstances in which it is effective.” -D. Miliband.
Well Whilst I condemn all forms of terrorism, if he’s “hoist by his own petard” I’ll have a smirk.
A communist Joo parasite you say?
Excellent material for me next experiment
And now on BBC News, the name of the next Prime Minister is due to be announced shortly. All hail our new saviour. Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Kay Burley has just said it is shaping up to be quite a contest.
Kay, the contest is over and the votes are cast.
Blimey! good job she wasn’t around to come up with that one on VE day 1945.
Leave Kay alone, we really appreciate Kay covering politics. She makes us look good.
Sky coverage was far superior to the BBC.
Nick Robinson, who’d tipped MilliD as the winner, gave a completely unnecessary commentary as the final results were being announced so we couldn’t fucking hear what was happening at the conference.
And that poor excuse for a journalist Laura K was ignored by a succession of Labour MP’s as she tried to “interview” them.
Even Labour MPs have realised that the BBC is for the Chop
Like Gobachop, chop until the whole fucking system is dead…
I’ll have you know that our Laura K is our ***CHIEF*** POLITICAL COMMENTATOR – so chew on that…
I wouldn’t believe her if she told me the time of day.
Laura K has her knockers but I’m not one of them
Labour’s Top Job: And The New Leader Is… ED BALLS
Gordon didnt vote , And Kay Burley called Brown PM
Whichever pile of shit gets elected doesn’t matter, they won’t regain power for a generation.
They\ll never find us
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5127/gisakiss.jpg
Anyone joining us in Avebury for Harvest Equinox ceremony. Merlin speaks at 7pm.
Rgds.
Lady Cutloose
Anyway Guido , Votes wont matter , Mossad will decide
It’s not fair! Waaaaaaaaah!
You are of half caste extraction?
neither of the militwits are a threat to the coalition…David is the better in the commons but the reality of labour’s denial of the past and the lack of constructive input as to where the cuts should fall reveal to the public more about their self preservation tactics than their desire to bring a new type of politics to the socialist cause.. waste of space the pair of them and the party they represent is a lost cause…thank god for that small mercy despite the pain the UK is enduring at the moment.
A generation of lefty’s is about to leave school.
The real world tends to turn people to the right.
Only those who don’t earn their income stay in the mental playpen of leftism.
Sadly, after the way Labour have fucked the country over their last three terms in office, that is going to be a high percentage of school (and university) leavers for a while.
About to START school, you mean.
The Beeb never cease to amaze me, on teletext:The winner is expected to be announced at about 16.40 BST. BST?, British Summer Time FFS!. have they got a weather forecaster to stand in for political comment, or is at not so subliminal inference that a New Labour leader will lead us all to sunny uplands?.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/4/12/1271071125920/Cover-of-the-Labour-Manif-007.jpg
just imagine the pain that the Husband of Ruth Kelly has to endure most mornings
A piece of barbed wire rubbing into his leg , plus , a hypocritical wife with a voice that makes Frank Bruno sound camp, and just to rub salt into the wounds knowing that Milliband major has had his filthy circumsised Marxist c*** in her not so holy front hole
GOOD
Thats what Labour is all about
Catholic communists you say?…excellent
I’ll fetch me box of tricks for these vermin
Order! order! the Right Honourable Member must withdraw those remarks.
here’s another Ruth who gets a reprieve, but what fucking use is that when your dead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-99626/Ruth-Ellis-cleared-47-years-hanging.html
Yes
But Milliband Major cant’ CUM !!
Hahahaha
Can Millibank Minor is the question ?
Has anyone already pointed out that Kay Burley repeatedly referred to Brown as Prime Minister as she was about to commentate on his arrival – and when he turned up she called out “hello, Prime Minister”: only some time later (after a voice in her ear?) did she correct herself!
Deficit? What? The deficit is a lie. The media conspired with the Conservatives and the rest of the world to claim that the previous labour government has left a huge black hole in our economy. This is simply untrue. The UK is the third richest nation in the world and is growing. Fact.
still number 6, but get the EU.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29
We are doing very well on this list as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
A communist Joo…..excellent
Vunderbar
N-n-n-n-n-no! I’m English, and I’m an athiest. It’s my brother who’s the Joo. Please, I beg you….. no. I’ll do anything, say anything, whatever you want….
Go back to Poland please…
Who cares they are all hopeless twats who have systematically thrashed a sound economy within an inch of its life…bastards
Come on you Hammers !
Even if Abbott somehow got the most votes, does anyone really believe that the Labour party machinery would allow it? They wouldn’t allow someone who’s on the far left of the party to take the reins. We can rule her, Blinky and Burnt Ham out. Ed Milibot would be a perfect result for all of us who want Labour destroyed.
BBC Pravda lefties frantically pumping out interviews on the radio this morning with the welsh windbag saying that Ed should get it. Will the last person to leave the labour party please turn off the light?
If we are in a world wide recession then we are all in the same boat. That sort of equals everything out so we are no better or worse off.
I have just woken up from a very pleasant postprandial sleep and from this odd dream that there had been an interminable leadership process conducted by the Parliamentary Labour Party and it had just come to fruition. All the votes had been counted and the declaration was being made. The aggregate vote was announced first and it was in single figures. Then I woke up…
I’m not near a TV. Has it been announced yet?
4.40
Just been announced from backroom – it’s Abbott to the surprise of everybody. The token black, obese female has won.
Sorry, I meant she won the sweepstake not the leadership.
please let it be ed.
here comes gordo – doing his bit for the residents of kirkcaldy by bigging himself up at the conference.
BBC Reporter: How nice to see you in Manchester, your Highness.
McRuin: (Grunt).
BBC Reporter: I gather you are going to say a few words before the name of the leader is announced?
McRuin: (Gurn).
BBC Reporter: Can I ask who you voted for, your Highness?
McRuin: (Mumble, grunt, gurn). Someone Scottish…..
“names are written in my heart” does he know how pathetic he sounds.
“my son got fan mail” – is he nuts??????
go on have another go at the press – that should help you
Kids kept in cages….just another day in pondlife UK.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314861/Five-charged-cruelty-keeping-boy-8-sister-9-cages.html
I think kids should be kept in cages. Particularly the kids living on council estates. And all kids on aeroplanes. They should be in cages in the baggage hold.
Jocks
No Live chat Guido?
lol, he’s getting chased round the room with a frying pan,, she who must be obeyed wants new stuff from his winnings, ha ha h ha
Liebour:Britains progressive future,what the hell does that mean.
Broon, still preaching like a Scottish minister of the wee church…after 3 hours coaching by his poor cow of a PA. Sod off, Brown, we hate you, you traitor. You destroyed my country, so sod off back to your own country, you’re not wanted here.
Mr Brown said the party would remain the country’s “guarantor of justice and hope”.
He said: “Wherever there is suffering, wherever there is injustice, we have always refused to pass by on the other side.”.
Mr Brown said Labour should be proud of its achievements on tax credits, civil partnership and devolution.
He said: “In the face of a crisis the size of the great depression Labour led the fight back.”
Turning to Labour’s election defeat he said: “I take full responsibility for the election. I take the whole fault on my shoulders alone.”
OMFG , Gordons trying to tell jokes
He fucking drugged up to the fucking eyeballs
I copied it and am going to do things with his mong mouth on a video editor, should take bout 12 hours to do it.
Fuck me, Brown speaking, how much drugs has he been pumped up with? Watching Uber Hunts like Hattie, Kinnock, Tango Hain, wee Dougie etc., makes you remember what a bunch of fucking twats they are. A bullet is wasted on them, but seeing as they are experts in waste, let’s use the bullets!!!!
Kinnock with tears in his eyes and millions of our money stuffed in his coffers: another b*st*rd. You sod off too.
ha ha ha sky just looked into the audience and a lady with gray hair looking utterly bewildered looking at him – can someone find it at 16.24 /5 classic
if you post the link maybe?
Not just Kinnock and Glenys filling his boots nowadays.
I seem to remember something about their son claiming dodgy expenses from the EU….
The Kinnocks are so discredited- I’d be seriously worried having them backing me.
I dont suppose a plane could drop in ?
A Russian plane, full of nuclear bombs. Half go off in Manchester, the other half roll down the M62 to Bradford, and then go off.
“Where ever there was unfairness we always refused to pass by on the other side ” (Traitor Brown)
Darn right you did. Zanulab was in there grabbing private sector workers’ hard earned pay and chucking it to the bloody public sector. Evil b*st*rd.
Apart from the Labour party does anyone really give a fuck ?
When I hear him saying “we have changed britain for ever” I really want someone in the conservative to stand up and say no we are putting back your “forever” changes
Miliband won!
Anyway Soccer saturday is better
still banging on about “child poverty” so sick of hearing it
Shame Labour didn’t manage to improve child poverty during their 13 year reign.
Although Bliar,Straw, Blunketts kids are hardly poor are they?
Thank you Gordon, you are the special one!
We make it half a million. http://www.endchildpoverty.org.uk/why-end-child-poverty/key-facts
Interesting quote: “1 in 3 in 1998. Today, 30 per cent of children in Britain are living in poverty.”
30 percent? That’ll be.. 1 in 3, then.
Look at that lot in Mankychester, its a fucking mong fest!
Mad Hattie, for fuck’s sake, give me strength!!!
She only makes sense if you turn the sound off.
I so wish Gordon Brown was my Daddy
So he can throw Nokias at your head?
Here we go!
Before you give us the result can we watch another video
Ed milliped looks like a looser
It’s got to be David as Ed’s not smiling much, mind you he never does.
oh get on with it
Fuck me that womans ugly, wosser name, that chairman hag….?
7.4% for a black racist LOL!
Only white men can be racist.
Great voting system.
who is it ? am watching a populor sports channel
why do they make it so boring? damn!
Cos they’re boring wankers….
Its close this, come on Ed!
Bloody hell …balls polled 3rd
….. and the new leader of the New Labour Party , with 138% of the vote is …..
So if the sh*t for brains know whose won why are they running this charade.
Most of the public wont notice
Isn’t X-factor on yet? Innit.
Its ed Militant
Nice. A nickname worth adopting.
Fucking hell, it’s Ed!
LOL!!!!!!!
so it’s a trades union stooge
Sorted, Labour are now officially fucked…….
Me too
Blimey ..ED ….. wouldn’t play poker against him
He fuckin lady gaga’d us all there!
I haven’t figured out facial expressions yet. I can make him sit down and stand up, though.
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HA
Its Ed ?
At least it’s not Hattie any more.
So does that mean Milli-Major has now become Milli-Minor and vice versa?
Red Ed for ever = Tory Government for ever.
Only Balls-up could have been a better result!
Well I wouldnt have guessed that,so how much did Guido win or lose.
A fucking Power Point Presentation – just about sums up all the crap that is Labour.
Shit! How do you make this thing wave its arms in the air?
Clever..
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1649: The BBC’s Nick Robinson predicts that David Miliband will win. He has outpolled the predictions of how he would do among MPs and members, our political editor says.
Resignation time. My girlfriend arrived just as the results were being read out and said that Ed Milliband would win, bacuse of the Unions. I’m surprised she even knew he existed…yet seasoned hack Robinson jumps in one the first round of voting and gets it wrong, with authority.
Go, you buffoon.
He’s a useless twat.
And as he apparently takes his orders from Laura Kussenberg, she’s a useless twat too.
They both need to give up and get a proper journalistic grounding on a local newspaper.
It’s Ed Miliband for Labour leader. Ha ha ha!
Tories in for another term then ..!..anyone see” band of brothers” ..last night ….?
Pure comedy
missed it, and its not on 4od
West Ham won 1-0
Labour = FUCKED Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The Unionatics have taken over the asylum.
very good, lol
they’re not out of the asylum, yet.
They voted for the best of the worst shower of sh*te that’s ever walked the corridors of power,union bought and paid for,sad innit.
I’m going to cry
We feel like cheering – no more labour for a generation
It is now…
Ha fucking ha. All that licky licky didn’t do DM any good whatsoever.
ed millibabble wins
I am appointing Ed balls as my get Hague the fag minister
Ha ha ha – Ed’s got the nod now let the fireworks/tears start!
Come on Ed, give The Abbott a job, Shadow Chancellor would be ideal.
ye can’t touch me I’m part of the union……….
Ovey ovey ovey
Mazeltov !
wonder about the shadow cabinet ?
Abbott for shadow race relations
Balls for shadow chancellor
Lurch even further t the left and further away from any chance of power
How long before fabian solutions hit this thread with boring wank…?
The bastard, I’m gonna kick the shit out of him later
Nick Robinson called it for David Miliband after round 1. What a stupid twonk.
Can the Poles take the Milibands back.
Why do the BBc pay him a wage ?
Because those in charge of BBC journalism haven’t noticed, or are unwilling to accept, that their “star” political journalists are dreadful.
The public, and licence payers, deserve better. Reith would be turning in his grave.
All sing along now..
“you can’t get me I’m part of the union”…….
It must be nappy changing time at the Cameron household by now, David will have pissed himself laughing at this.
Dave could always pass a nappy or two across to Ed Milldred on the opposition front bench at the start of PMQs…
I will never forget who got me this job. Thank you Mr Union Leaders.
The members ignored…The Mps ignored it was the unions wot won it
They are sooooooooooo utterly fucked
So the unions are the new labour leader with Ed the puppet on stage.
Wha a bunch of chumps
BBC Live coverage:
1649: The BBC’s Nick Robinson predicts that David Miliband will win. He has outpolled the predictions of how he would do among MPs and members, our political editor says
Toenails with his finger on the pulse as usual.
Twat.
still pissed from the conference
Oh that’s him finished before he starts mentioning dear Gordo.
Leeeeeeeeft turn, quiiiiiiiiiiiiick march, into oblivion.
Mind you Dave couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo last time.
Could be interesting times for Labour…the majority of MPs/MEPs and Party Members voted for David only the union vote swung it for the younger Ed.It’s all sweetness and light now but give it time,give it time.
I smell another electoral fraud. A labour speciality. The Commie bastards. Still, it does not really matter what vacuous bastard has won, does it?
Hope so, from little cracks great divisions do grow.
In any other election, if a losing candidate was only a percentage point behind I’m sure they would call for a recount.
I posted the result two days ago and I will be shadow chancellor my next prediction will be Yvette to shadow Cable
And now watch the labour party tear itself apart
http://www.esnips.com/doc/adfb4ec1-3ebe-4252-b21f-a4928dd644af
Its the Unions wot dun it
Today we move forward United as a team…
well Ed you’ve just lost the blue half of Manchester.
COME ON YOU BLUES ! northern blues of course!
so what was your take Guido?
never mind I just saw your tweet
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now Strike! Strike! Strike!
It was Mossad that won it !
arf
‘Too many locked out of of opportuntity by birth’ eh Ed?
Bastard.
A bag of nothing speech, this guy will go far,he’s nearly as good as cast iron Dave,telling everbody what they want to hear.
we dont want you to serve the country again we want you all just to FUCK RIGHT OFF FOR EVER
why did I’m a soulman get played after the great mong spoke?
To distract you. I haven’t yet worked out how to make this thing say anything interesting.
Love it…labour is going back to the days of michael foot. Unelectable for a couple of decades…labour = marxist friends of the militant trade unions! result!
I’d like to congratulate Red Edanoids …err Ed Mili
tantband on leading the Labour party into the wilderness for at least 18 years.Everybody out!
+laugh+
As a pensioner , sir trev, I shall not be following the millionaire bobcrow out into the m25, to protest the cuts.
But I hear red ed is going to be right out there up front with him in October, demanding the coalition go back to spend!spend!spend!!
I wish him luck!
nell, we shall have a picnic on the hard shoulder together and watch how the carrion devouring Crow eats his way through the roadkill of the old Blairites.
Hey I’d like that!
Fancy smoked salmon with a nice crisp salad grown in my garden and a chilled chardonnay ??!!
Smoked Salmon..My favourite nell, I’ll bring the caravan in case our little session is a success
So Ed has it!
This is labour’s beginning of the end. At least for a decade or so!
Ed C*nt has it Ed C*nt has it !
I’m going the offy, then I’m going to get pissed and piss everyone off on here.
Ed C*nt has it Ed C*nt has it !
Welcome to the winter of discontent v2.0, the Union mongs are running the fucking asylum now!
Hahahaha, there’s trouble a mill, down tools and fuck the job and wile your at it break out the donkey jackets!
David …… how much do you love your brother?.
why are you so stupid toenails
‘Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of Doncaster’.
Son of Doncaster? You must be joking.
I don’t think he’s ever north of Watford except for the count on election day. Another typical North London Marxist.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ROTFLMAO…this has really made my day. All the fuckwit lefties have crawled out of the woodwork and are roundly applauding the result.
I WON
How much did Guido lose???
Ed Milliband
Immediate promotion io General
So the unions will be electing the shadow cabinet???
This gets better by the minute.
I have just torn up the Manifesto I wrote 4 months ago..
Exactly. I won because I stood for change. Change from the manifesto I wrote only a few months ago.
Just had a strange phone call from some bloke called Dave
He was sobbing heavily but from what i could make out
He was offering me a blank cheque to murder his brother
Amazing how the labour party sneer at Cameron’s aristocrat connections…. but if Ed Milliband isn’t old socialist aristocracy what is he?
Crappy students politics and stirring up the militants. Kinnockio’s glove puppet. Labour are finished. Strike! Strike! Strike!
I am worth £ 10 million
I am making sure that Zanu Labour is unelectable…
https://twitter.com/guidofawkes
“Mrs Fawkes insisting we go spend Labour gambling profits on dining chairs and new carpets. Milibands already forcing wealth redistribution.”
Very good Guido
I am happy that the Trade Unions have their Quisling
I am now going to my villa in Tuscany
Long live the efnics
We have an efnic Leader…
Expect the briefings against “Red Ed” to commence shortly.
And there’s the touchy problem of what Shadow Cabinet job to give brother David anything other than the Treasury orthe Foreign Office will be seen as demotion by him and his supporters.
Best result possible other than electing Balls or Abbott for ensuring Labour’s fucked for a generation
Whats Ed’s immigration status ?
He’s certainly not one of us
G’awd, I’ve got the bbcnews channel playing and it’s a compleat fucking love in, the joy in emily mateless’ voice is manifest, now balls is talking pure bollocks. It’s utterly sickning.
Nauseating isn’t it.
Does this mean we will all have to go around in school uniform with shirt, tie and shorts forever?
I mean, what the fuck has this man ever done to achieve this position? What exactly does he know about anything? If this is the best ( along with the coalition) that Britain has to offer to its people and the world then we really are FUCKED – it’s like watching Everton – absolutely fucking nightmare
LOL, Everton. the team that fail always
This is great
My Great Unite Teamsterrs Union have bouight this election
The Fifth Form Boy Ed will have to kneel before me…
Watch it mate
Red Ed.
More amusing than gordon.
He’s going to produce months if not years of entertainment!!
First thing is to get the £billionaire Regional Development Agencies out on strike before they all get made redundant by the Coalition.
Winter is a great time for strikers. Great photo opportunities ed! Take your scarfe!
If the Regional Development Authorites go on strike
No one will notice any difference
Another reason to get rid of them
Like all the other quangos..
Let them strike
We will then see that there do nothing of value…
Well alright! Alright! This is the right result for labour…we can now return to the old labour party that I had when I almost became prime minister…
and I fucked it for you.
I am taking to the drink again
I’m taking it up the arse again.
“David I love you so much as a brother” yeah yeah. I’m going to fucking strangle you later , I should have done it when we were kids. bastard , bastard, bastard,bastard , bastard, bastard,bastard , bastard, bastard,bastard , bastard, bastard
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/954/stranglec.jpg
The Uniuons will steal £ milions from their members for us now
More pies, shags ‘, jags…
Burp…
It’s Mister Ed!
– The Talking Horse
Damn, that’s the vid I have posted several times in the past on this blog, but as usual I have just missed out £’s on the stupidity of not recognising the power of talking Horses.
Are you a Yank?
I am not only non dom
I am an exile now…
It’s official..
Exclusive textof conversation recorded as Mr G Brown exits Downing Street for the last time;
“That was a disaster – they should never have put me with that woman. Whose idea was that? Ridiculous.”
“What did she do?”
“Everything, she was just some sort of lesbian woman.”
Is Sarah a “Rug Muncher” ?
So the rumour goes, Gordon & Sarah never spend any time together, she’s always in Canterbury and I’ve always thought Gordon is an in the closet wooly woofter anyway, always have.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6797190/Riddle-of-Gordon-Browns-Canterbury-phone-calls-solved-his-wife-phoning-a-friend.html
I’ve got the X faktaarr XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
My husband, the Deputy Secretary of the Teamster Unite Trade Union, Labout now owns the Labour Party…
Mr Drome will be the Official Spokesman on Labour Relations…
Well well, Forest Gump as Liebour leader, it doesn’t get much better than that!
He haf a terribw risfp
I will never come back to pay your taxes now…
You dont”‘ know my brother
I’m off to New York now
I am learing to play the fiddle…
I think I must be off as well
WIth my hedge fund
Boohoo*sniffles* this is torture*sobs*
Dave might not be so keen on the alternut voting system now
I am proud of you my son
Do not forget that Marx always said
The working classes will crush the bourgoisie…
My the REVOILUTION
Off with their heads (eh and yours also)
I did not fight with the Red Army for nothing
We progressives will always win..
Ha ha ha! That wiped the smirk off of big brother’s face! Now Strike!
The Bolshevics have won..
Long live Zanu Labour democracy
MP’s and Party want D
Unite swings it for E
Govt strangles the money hose from Taxpayer-union-labour
Result!
There is nothing like hereditary Marxists my son…
EDDrian Mole – age 13 3/4
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That calls for a new ‘deed of variation’ in Ralph’s will Guido. Let’s get the taxpayer’s monies back for the property moves they made together. Now they are enemies, elder brother should be easy meat for retribution!
AH (C)
Congratulions Ed “Che” Milliband
I always knew that Che would produce an inspiring heir…
Cooper 4 Chancellor now
Yes Please!
I didn’t expect labour to be this entertaining in failed opposition!
They didn(t spend all their time in schools for nothing
We now have the Children’s Opposition
Ed Miliband has ditched the Labour Party red rose in favour of a new flag?… The Union HighJack!
HiJack….Gotchaaaa
Cast off Jockland before it is too late…
Flog it to the Arabs…
On E-Bay….
So New Labour has finally died!
Thank the Lord!
The people want revolution, they don’t give a fuck who starts it.
My economy Is collapsing Ed
can you become the Chairman of my Economic Advisers
I know that you showed Gordon Brown how to indebt future generations…
Comrades, students, militants and the rest of the socialist fuck ups, lets start a revolution!
yes, Yes, YES!
Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!
Will you trash my LibDem manifesto for me
Like you trashed your own
Burp…
Come on Guido, we need a new post this great news deserves it!
He’s probably as pissed as a parrot celebrating the news… and can’t find his connection thingy!
Yeah I guess he’s in some Westminster village drinking hole, dissolving in to the corner in fits of giggles wile quaffing champagne, well good luck him!
Congratulaions white man
I know your party is named after me
And that youwere as good at ruining the economy as me…
Comrades of the world, Unite (with apologies to Thuggie Whelan)
My relatives from Harare were here the other day and they say its ok there.
Send both Millibands on David Irvings tour of Polish “Camping resorts” then they can wonder why life was so good over there that their father sneaked over here to a country that they and he sought to destroy
he did it when Poland attacked Germany in 39,
After HIS dad had fought for the Red Army FFS
What rats
I have lost my Y fronts Guido
HELP
The content of the winter brothers is not going to be a pleasant one
Ed Miliband has been elected leader of the Labour Party, defeating older brother David by a wafer-thin majority of 50.65% to 49.35%.
Yeah, and the Berlin wall has come down too.
Apparently Shakespeare’s dead.
any thing is possible brothers, if enough of us say it is.
Rumours are that there was a HUGE CHEER at the BBC when Red Ed’s name got read out. Also a big CHEER for the one eyed idiots speech.
I hear there are empty champagne bottles , paid for by us, littering the beebs corridors!
Dave Miliband preparing to celebrate with his brother this evening.
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1161/davemiliband1.jpg
Yep there you go, that in itself tells you everything!
The mong public love platitudes
just seen in the Guardian:
petercs
25 September 2010 5:45PM
5.13pm: Andy Burnham has issued this statement. David Miliband is a worthy winner and has my full support
@aaleric , I just read that too. Is it a Guardian error, an Andy Burnham error or a press release written yesterday?
Andy can’t afford a Press Secretary
So I do the job
I sent the same message at the same time to Ed Milliband also
Nothing like keeping your options is there…
Or both cheeks and all that…
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/secret-miliband-brother-blows-contest-wide-open-201009143084/
BBC Interviews David Miliband – How do feel about losing the Labour Leadership contest to your younger brother?
Damn I though all the smart money was on brother David!
So, as I forecast, it was Bob Crow what wun it!!!!!
What about me?
The contest had a massive football flavour. I was watching Sky News. On his way to the conference David Milliband was asked about his chances and quoted something about ‘Alex Ferguson concentrating on winning up to the last minute of the game’. Then Andy Burnham said that there were ‘shock results at Brentford and Anfield during the week’. Then Ed Balls was asked what the result was going to be and he replied ‘Manchester City beat Chelsea one-nil’. Ironic that the result ended in a big own goal for Labour.
Since Gordon the Goon took over own goals are Standard Operating Procedure for Labour
Before that Blair could get away with it because the Tories left en economy in very good shape, low national debt and trade unions under the Rule of Law…
After Labour has had to go the IMF ot their eternal shame (and Britain’s)
5.21pm: I’ve just had an email from Ladbrokes. They think Ed Miliband’s election increases the chances of the Tories winning the next election.
[Labour] are now 13/8 to beat the Conservatives, compared to 6/4 prior to the leadership election result. The news will worry many in the party, which elected the former energy secretary as its leader, despite his older brother David being the front runner throughout the contest. The Conservative Party are now 4/9 from 1/2 to gain most seats at the next election.
From Andrew Sparrow at the Guardian
Oh the Milibland sisters voted for each other, how nice
http://www2.labour.org.uk/leadership-mps-and-meps
I would have loved it if Red Militant hadn’t voted for Bananaman though…
Lightweight, out of his depth. Hate him already. And that’s just the elder one.
MP’s who placed Abbott as first preference vote:
Ms D Abbott MP – (voted for herself and no one else)
Ms K Clark MP
Mr J Corbyn MP
Mr K Hopkins MP
Mr J McDonnell MP
Ms L Riordan MP
Mr M Wood MP
All losers anyway.
So Charlie Whelan and Bob Crow won it. Bit of a shame for Ed really.
So will Ed go for Mr or Mrs Balls for Shadow Chancellor?
Labour Leader announced hours ago…
Interesting. gord who took labour first took labour to the left after bliar was there to approve ed’s election. As was kinnochio. All they needed was michael foot!!
Weren’t too many blairites in evidence were there?
No doubt dave milibliar now will be touting for jobs on the international stage alongside brown.
Dave fucked up when he Bottled it. I bet a certain Mr Purnell will be having a quite laugh to himself tonight.
Yes, my thoughts exactly. When Milliblair D was required to stand up and be counted he bottled it.
Serves him right, the Self Preservation Society acquired another life long spineless member. We on the other hand were stuck with the great dysfuctional one.
Tonight, I am deeply honoured, proud and humbled to have been elected Leader of the Labour Party.
After a long campaign, spanning four months, a new generation has taken charge of Labour. It’s a new generation that understands the need for change — in our party and in our country.
I want to say a special thank you to David, Ed, Andy ,Diane & Guido Fawkes
LOL, fuckin great!
“Gordon giving an incredible speech. A leader who will never cease to inspire.”
Belly Dullard
He inspired the Country so much they rejected him and his vile party at the General Election !
Labour Bingo players might be interested in the stats for the speeches, which were as follows:
Progressive used 142 times
Let Me Be Clear used 18 times
Banking Crisis used 12 times
Nothing To Do With Overspending also used 12 times
It Started With Thatcher oddly was also used 12 times
From : Get Labour Out
http://getlabourout.wordpress.com/2010/09/25/and-the-new-labour-leader-is/
Liebour have totally fucked themselves electing this mong. I’m making a prediction. The next Labour Prime Mentalist isn’t even an MP yet. Red Ed is the new Kinnock.
I’m so happy today. Cameron must be pissing himself laughing.
So, the narrative is: Evil banksters, global warming requires more state control, join the euro for more stability, tax the rich – and the rest of the north london socialist ideology.
we know that’s worth 30% or so of the UK vote. let’s hope not many more are fooled in 4 years time or else we’re truly f*****d.
After this result the next Labour Prime Minister isnt even a bubble in his Fathers Balls yet.
Father Balls? Was Ed inspired by the Pope’s visit last week?
No it was only Guido who got excited about that Vatican PR stunt last week.
Red Ed for prime minister then Red Ken for mayor and together we could ruin this Country properly within 12 months of our joint stewardship !!
We’d tax all you non-Marxist tossers and give the money to all our supporters !
Don’t forget Red Bob [Crow] either. The unions will now takeover the Liebour party. Just how many UNITE backed MP’s do they have now?
The truth is most overs are not in Unions and don’t trust them, only the public sector scum are members and the Tories will bum fuck millions of those idle fucking twats.
Hopefully…
And cut their funding…
I’d like say a heartfelt thank you to all those in the Labour Party who voted for Ed Milibland. You have ensured Labour’s defeat at the next election. Thanks again!
No ploobleem, thurrrrrl thurrrrrl ewww!
After the win for RED ED the Labour party mongs decided to party on in to the night…
LOL! Forward to 1:45 to see one mong tell the other that he’s mental…
BWAAAAHAAAAHAA !!
The Zanus have defrocked me again…
I have no frocks left
I’m off to Naty and Co in Switzerland…
You can always run around Regents Park showing off your ass Mandy…
To the amusement of the People…
….and so Ed has now been elected the new leader of the Loser party…….
Labour have elected a guy with THE weediest sounding voice in the world. Nothing he says at PMQs will ever be taken seriously. This is gonna take Labour right back to the glory days of the 80′s. They ditched a triple-election winner for an autistic sociopath, and have now elected a geeky Marxist. Labour have fucked themselves again. Let the fun times roll!
Tim nice but dim
My father spent the whole of his life trying to ruin the country with his close friend Tony Benn…
They failed…
But my mentor Gordon Brown succeeded..
We are great..
Tonywoodley, leader of UNITE has just said :-
“ed will stop the assassination of public services”
He means all those labour quango’s that are jointly costing us taxpayers £64billion a year whilst doing nothing for anyone doesn’t he?!!
Labour is dead!
Here here, fooking hang ‘em all the lazy Hunts!
Have you considered putting your complaint in writing ?
So the unions won it. Given their excellent record on counting strike ballots I’m sure it’s all good
Well awight boyos! This is good news indeed. We have to return to the left, to defeat the evil baby-eating tories and their nasty partners in crime the liberals. I only lost out because of that nasty newspaper headline about switchin off the bluddy lights. But now I’ve had the last laugh, look you! Done very nicely out of the EU boyos!
“ed will stop the assassination of public services”
Translation: there will be strikes.
Bring it on, union marxists, the public have had a gut full of your lefty shite for the past 13 years, look at the state it’s got the country in. So, strike why doncha..I’d volunteer to empty bins one day a week for free, and fuck your poxy picket lines…I’d have great pleasure in flipping you the V sign as I crossed them…
Mr Kite in 1926 many non commies did the same, cracked heads, drove busses when the scum tried to bring the country to its knees
How I used to love watching the police pound Arthurs army into the ground during the 80s,where did it get the miners?
Unemployed thats where
Sack them all and no dole money, I may even buy a bin waggon
Most of the Miners did alright when made redundant. They had handsome redundancy packages for starters. There was a documentary on TV not long ago which followed up on a number of ex miners who had once been at the centre of the dispute. All except one had done very well from themselves since, with many starting their own businesses which have since prospered.
The exception was one of the main union leaders, which figures since he was a lazy useless c unt anyway.
Don’t let this get in the way of your brotherly love
The Labour Party have screwed up massively on this. Bearing in mind that the coalition will be taking very difficult decisions over the next few years, decisions which are for the good of the Country in the long run but which will make them unpopular in many quarters. This will or should I say would have given Labour a chance of regaining power at the next election due to the fickleness of the public.However by making Ed Milliband their leader they have no absolutely no chance.
The man is a dim witted fool who will be putty in the hands of the Unions. Thats why they supported him.
OMG! I am going to have to brush up Karl Marx and Engels. Uggh!
Everyone on the Newsnight team sends their congratulations to Ed.During the coming weeks we shall be carrying many stories on how the Coalition is falling apart.
Heeo Ed
I’m Al Gore
You remember me
I invented and helped create Climate Change
I want to see you to rip off a few billion from your government
I will fly in in my private jet and expest the Labour Party to pay for me to stay at Claidges
And I need a motorcade of 21 SUVs..
Thank you
And the winner is…..
The winner is everyone who hates Labour….
Even his own party didnt want him. It was the Unions who fixed this result. Deep Joy let the games begin.
Anybody noticed that the losing candidates initials are D,E,A,D – hopefully that’s the fate of them all (politically anyway)
Your Hired !
It’s a fix!
Ed Milliband has just asked me to be his Director of Communications
I will be doing my toilet job 24 hours per day
Smears lies and the whole works…Like Rovert Maxwell’s Daily Mirror
Even worse than Tudir Beams Prescott…
Then I will get a Life Peerage so I can pretend to be one of those Toffs I am so jealous of…
So the Kapos have won.
ID card, dna data base and all the other Commo=Natzi crap that Ed said he supported.
In the end we are detrayed by the Soviet You-ish filth.
Can Marxists be allowed to live in the free-world if they only want to destroy it ?
Guido
You have hit the jackpot again today
Put up your advertising rates
Especially from Zanu Supporters
PS And if the Child Left Straw comes onto this site again touting
Charge him £ 3 000 a shot !
Awww. Little Ed is just sooo cute. You can sit him on you knee and jiggle him up and down. Ah bless.
Can someone wake Guido up from the Sofa and tell him the result, thanks.
So the refugee from Tony Hart’s plasticine bin wins the nomination.
Last rites and a taxi for the Labour Party!
Any candidate supported by the Welsh Windbag has got to be a vote winner for the Tories.
They’ll be dancing in the corridors of the Conservative Campaign HQ tonight!
Ed Milliband’s media critics: a few reactionary blogs run by peasants.
Ed Milliband’s media supporters: the biggest state broadcaster in the world.
Venceremos!
It is now!
Not easy to find the right clip to dub the audio… but I think this sums up Gordon Brown quite well.