September 25th, 2010

Charlie Whelan Wins by a Whisker

Unite’s massive effort to persuade disinterested union members to vote for Ed Miliband paid off. Ed won 50.65% of the vote. He lost in the MP and membership sections of the electoral college but took so much of the union vote it didn’t matter. The unions bought the election, endorsements and incredibly heavy promotion of their chose candidate paid off. Charlie Whelan and Derek Simpson can justifiably claim it is their victory, they got Red Ed the job…


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  1. 1
    Labour are finished says:

    Today, Labour lost the next election. Good.

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      BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

      seems good to me also……..

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        concrete pump says:

        Pretty fucking fantastic…

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          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Bob Crow is fuckin’ king, pal.

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          • Wallace says:

            Well done Gromit. Labour leader eh lad?

            Now get me some more mother fuckin cheese you gurning cockbag.

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          • M'lud says:

            Not sure poor Ed will think so for long.

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          • calling him Red isn't going to save Cameron says:

            It’s hilarious to see all these uninformed idiots thinking that being slighly less Blairite than his brother means he’s a communist.

            He ran a bit more to the base more that his brother in the leadership election and won.

            Even Cameron sounded vaguely like a Conservative in his Leadership Election and as soon as he won the leadership he ran to the Balirite centre and stayed there.

            So will Ed-M.

            When he makes a speech slamming capitalism you can call him Red Ed but in the meantime that’s the coalitions job.

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          • The Apostrophe Police says:

            “Coalition’s job” not “coalitions job”.

            You were state-educated under Labour and I claim my £10.

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          • A really thick as the shitiest shit pinko says:

            I just think it’s so wonderful to have such a wonderfully wonderful person to lead us.

            Who could argue with that?

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          • M'lud says:

            “calling him Red etc etc”: you are missing the point. The fact is that the MPs, the MEPs and the party don’t want him, only the unions do. But there he is leading Labour forward to a brave new world. It’s hilarious.

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          • anal twat has no answer says:

            Could you sound any more desperate ?

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          • Anonymous says:

            Fucking isn’t spelled fuckin’.

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          • Red Dave backs Climate Change 100% says:

            If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. – David Cameron

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          • Wait till John Prescott is Treasurer. Share price on David Prescott’s company may go up so Guido, get in there first!!

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          • Red Ralph says:

            That’s me lad Ed. Remember all them tales I told you when you were knee high to a grasshopper about the great progressive Karl Marx and that wonderful revolutionary shit Vlad the impaler and of course there was the benevelant Joe. He was one hell of a commie. REMEMBER LAD COMMUNISM IS THE FUTURE.

            No sell out.

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ king!!! That fuckin’ Bob fuckin’ Crow, pal.

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          • Red Dave loves the NHS and will expand it while calling those who criticise it "eccentric" says:

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          • Nikita says:

            The 50 year plan is unfolding as it should.

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          • Hang The Bastards says:

            ED MILLIBAND

            Is this the same useless cock that ran around like CHICKEN LICKIN shouting the world would end in 20 days !

            To me he will always be CHICKEN LICKEN….. No one will take this twat seriously.

            CHICKEN LICKIN !!

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            I don’t want to mention Bob again but he must be Crowing over the result.

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          • could have been worse but Lord Levy is back in Israel

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          • The Communist Coalition says:

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Did I mention Bob Crow yet?

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          • "Peter Mandleson loses by a whisker" says:

            Poor Mandy, he’ll have to go back to the EU now.

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          • concrete moniker says:

            Did I mention Chris Huhne yet?

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            What is it that you can’t Huhne about but you can Crow over? Just remind me, pal?

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          • The Communist Coalition says:

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          • NooPROGRESSIVEBoringLiar’s Conference (Leisure) Committee TO ALL PROGRESSIVE BORINGLIAR DELEGATES! says:

            Further to Section (a) Subsection 34b of the PROGRESSIVE Composite Motion 54.11.98 referring to the PROGRESSIVE Need and Right of Every PROGRESSIVE NooBoringLiar to Have A Good Time, the PROGRESSIVE Conference Committee (PROGRESSIVE Entertainments) have organised The PROGRESSIVE Annual Show and Fun Time to CELEBRATE and HONOUR THE GLORIOUS AND BELOVED LEADER :

            To whet your appetite, here are just some of the confirmed ‘Acts’ :

            • Hatty and her PROGRESSIVE Hod-Humping Harlots will perform a synchronised movement.

            • Mzzzz. HaHaHaHa-HoHoHo Person ‘She’s a laugh!’ will tell a PROGRESSIVE diversity joke about a PROGRESSIVE Scotstsperson, a portable telephone, and a Secretary (Administrative Assistant’ in NooLieBore Speak)

            • My PROGRESSIVE Lord Prezza of Scoff will perform a PROGRESSIVE magic trick. As this prolonged PROGRESSIVE performance will require the assistance of an attractive PROGRESSIVE female volunteer from the audience, and will take some while, it will be held in a separate venue. Much depends on whether or not his PROGRESSIVE wand can be made to work.

            • My PROGRESSIVE Lord never-lost-for-a-fucking-word Kinnockio ‘The Welsh Windbag’ will tell a PROGRESSIVE joke. As this may take 3 or more PROGRESSIVE hours, this also will be held in a separate venue.

            • The Revd. PROGRESSIVE Phoney Bliar, Comical PROGRESSIVE Ally, and My PROGRESSIVE Lord MandleScum will read excerpts from their notebooks on the themes of ‘PROGRESSIVE Self Help means helping myself to whatever I please’ and ‘How to Help Yourself PROGRESSIVELY to a lot of moolah’.

            • A consort of snivelling po-faced PROGRESSIVE ShamPain Sosherlysts will whine various platitudes about the evils of freedom for the sheeple and the desirability of Total State Control and the Sosherlyst Parodies.

            • Madame Comrade Frau OberGroppingKampenFurhrer will juggle her bathplug in a PROGRESSIVE fashion.

            • Madame Comrade Baroness Udders will demonstrate how PROGRESSIVE progress can be made sucking the Great Sosherlyst Tit.

            • Wee ‘Wreckage’ McRuin will recount a PROGRESSIVE humerus story, at some considerable length complete with arm movements, facial tics, and grimaces, entitled ‘How, being an Hero and Man Of Courage, I Saved the World in a PROGRESSIVE way’. He will be accompanied on stage by a PROGRESSIVE dummy.

            • The Grand PROGRESSIVE Finale will involve the Entire PROGRESSIVE Company performing a PROGRESSIVE tableaux entitled, ‘Tractor Production Reaching an All Time High under the Dear PROGRESSIVE , Glorious, and Beloved Leader’.

            Attendance is compulsory. BE THERE!!

            The entire performance will be repeated endlessly on AlJaBeeba, the Propaganda Wing of Noo PROGRESSIVE BoringLiars.

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            C – R – O – W. What does that spell?

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          • Hoonwork says:

            it spells an obsession with a twat who isn’t a politician

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          • "WE ARE THE PROGRESSIVES NOW" - DAVID CAMERON says:

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Do you want me to tell you about Bob Crow, then?

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          • yes, they really are this fucking thick on here. it's not an act says:

            duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Good night, kids. If you have to play with yourselves, at least stop at the time you need to wear glasses.

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          • Red Clegg and the Marxist Coalition says:

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Oh yes, and that Bob Crow ….

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          Anonymous says:

          The Tories will LOVE this. Labour having their first choice rejected by a combination of the unions and AV? This will kill off labour and AV at the same time.

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      dragon den says:

      Christmas three months early

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      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Aside from the fact he is a left wing dork he is going to get eaten alive for being the union’s creature particularly if they kick off over the winter.

      He is also a Brownie who wrote the 2010 manifesto rejected by the public. Any policies he trots out deviating from that will also be shredded.

      Here’s hoping plenty of the awkward squad get voted into the Shadow Cabinet – anyone know if Vaz is standing?

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        ST says:

        Lol

        I’m watching John Denham and Shaun Woodward splitting live on the BBC.

        To paraphrase

        Woodward
        “I support the majority result but as Ed said we will support the coalition when it does the right thing” [glares at John]

        “Yes but we can’t support ideological cuts”

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        the Unions didn't like Ed, they just hated David and Ed was the only one who could beat him says:

        you have to love call me Dave’s mongs and the far right press

        so stupid and so predictable they can’t even see they are doing exactly what Ed wants and giving him cover and a reason for distancing himself from the unions
        which is exactly what he wants to do and will do now

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        dragon den says:

        Ahhhhhh…… Keith Vaz, one of the good guys……..

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    • 154
      Up sh1t creek says:

      At least Gordon Brown is not bitter about things………

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    • 164
      Dave I-waz-robbed Millipede says:

      BooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHoo etc forever

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    • 178
      D miliband says:

      Well done Whelan.

      Labour just became unelectable thx 2 U.

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      Uncle Vanya. Raddled Tax Slave of Busted Blightys Overcrowded Shores East Anglia, Englandshire UK says:

      Well, the Komrdes have elected Mr (Talking head E) Millypeds. The Other Millypes Bros will sulk big time just like Gollums McBroone. The Liarbor Party will lurch ‘Back to the Futere’ of the good ‘ole days when the TUC and Unions ran the show.

      The stink of dead Marxists and Marxism lingers over the Labour Party like the miasma of rotting fish. It looks like its back to the days when Michael Foot was dear Leader, except Mr Ed is a bit more sartorial in his dress.

      Well, that’s Liarbor, or the “New Socialist Labor Party of Great Britain” will take it’s place as HM’s “Loyal Oppostion” as the Komraded quaff a new brew called “Stalins Piish!”

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    • 283
      ddd says:

      Great news. The lurch to the left we had all been hoping for. Can’t wait to see this cross-eyed mumbling idiot crash and burn.

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    • 736
      Peter 'Low' Watt says:

      If an individual union member pays the political levy her/his is as legitimate as any other vote cast in the election. The problem is that there is no correlation between the number of votes issued to union members and the number of members that unions such as Unite affiliate to Labour.

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  2. 2
    Chazza46 says:

    Although at least Whelan did publically come out for Balls, so to speak, so he won’t be feeling entirely vindicated.

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    • 50
      Unsworth says:

      It’s not what Whelan says, it’s what he does. No change there at all. Whelan has spent his entire career lying.

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        feneon says:

        Give me anyone in politics who hasn’t?

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        • 249
          Mr Ned says:

          Ron Paul, United States Congressman. Check out his record in office.

          You may disagree with his politics, but he is one of the only honest, decent politicians who personifies integrity in politics.

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        Can't remember my moniker says:

        It’s not that he cannot tell the truth, nor that he cannot tell a lie. He just cannot tell the fucking difference.

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    Anonymous says:

    So how much money had Unite taken from the taxpayer over the last 13 years?

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      HandsomeDavid says:

      If Ed Millibrown and David Milliblair are brothers then why do they have different surnames?

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        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Nice.

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          Mike (England) says:

          they both have the same middle name though – “unelectable”

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          • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! says:

            CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Hahahaha 2015

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          • honeymoon period and they are level says:

            You’ll be fucking praying for the days when you were that high in the polls next year

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Maybe – but the public know that it is only to clear the monster heap of camel shit that your useless, feckless, brainless band of incompetents and criminals managed to create when the same public had entrusted them with the controls. Never again. Don’t ask me – just go out on the streets in the outer central London boroughs and ask, if you dare.

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          • Can't remember he's a BELGIAN TWAT WHO DOESN'T GET TO VOTE IN OUR ELECTIONS says:

            “Maybe” fuck all son
            Count on it

            The public already didn’t like Cameron enough to give him a majority and they aren’t going to give him a free fucking pass because it upsets a few Dave loving dickheads like yourself

            If the public blamed everything on Labour then they woudn’t be fucking level in the polls, would they you twat ?

            I won’t vote for Labour or Tory mongs because I’m not a brainless partisan sheep like you. so stick your straw men up your arse as it’s all your stunted intellect is capable of providing

            I do hate stupidity though, and I’m trying to save you fuckwits from looking even more stupid than usual because squawking RED! or COMMUNIST! isn’t going to help your chances, it’s going to kill them stone dead when you are sharing power with a Party more left wing than Labour

            If Cameron tries that bullshit attack in the commons his Liberal partners will look even bigger cun’ts than usual and so will he

            First thing Miliband will do is go after the centre voters then he’ll pick off the Lib Dems by adopting some of their policies that they couldn’t get through the coalition
            Cameron can then call those policies RED all he likes to much laughter

            Though why YOU are pretending outrage about our politics when you’re a BELGIAN TWAT who can’t even Vote in our elections is far more puzzling and amusing

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          • Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

            Why, what happens in Belgium in 2015 ?
            Are they finally going to get rid of all you gary glitters ?

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Pathetic.

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  4. 5

    (1) uninterested, not disinterested.

    (2) despite the fact Mrs Fawkes is no doubt al bent out of shape with her shopping plans in ruins, I think n a Nebuchadnezzar of Bollinger is in order.

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      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Agree. Far too much of a leap in the cerebral department for them to be disinterested.

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      Hang The Bastards says:

      ED Milliband = CHICKEN LICKEN

      Remember …. “the sky is going to fall in if we dont save the planet in 20 days ”

      WHAT A FKIN JOKE THIS USELESS TWAT IS !

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        Hahahahahaahahahaha! says:

        CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

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          Anonymous says:

          #485 your are but an inconsequence

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          • Can't remember he said it would be a hung Parlaiment says:

            “The polls don’t matter!!!!”
            “Dave will win by a majority of 100!!!!”

            OOPS!

            Dave had to go running to Clegg for some hot Brokeback Coalition action to save him.

            ROFL!

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Not so much an inconsequence as a twat, like the twat above, probably the same twat.

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          • Can't remember he's a BELGIAN TWAT WHO DOESN'T GET TO VOTE IN OUR ELECTIONS says:

            rearrange

            Beligium off fuck back to

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Can’t be bothered with your incontinence. But I could be bothered to vote in the General Election in May and my postal vote helped to unseat a Labour MP. So you can hate me even more if you like, punk. I don’t give a rat’s arse.

            And that’s not all! Unlike you, I am not registered as a voter in Belgium so you can go and boil your head (and your teeny prick) in a vat of Flemish fat. Now fuck off.

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          • Can't remember he's a BELGIAN TWAT WHO DOESN'T GET TO VOTE IN OUR ELECTIONS says:

            there are Labour MP’s in Belgium ? the place is full of nonces like you isn’t it ?

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            You should know, you poor unhappy and obviously bitter person, coming from there.

            I helped to vote out Celia Barlow, now an ex-MP and unable to claim her second home allowance to spend more than £28,000 on stamp duty, legal costs and renovations despite telling the fees office that the property would become her main home.

            If you are short of money, why not go knocking on her door. Tongdean Avenue, Hove is one of the wealthiest roads in the conurbation and easier to find than a fictional address for me in Belgium, where I do not live anyway.

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    Red Ed for PM. says:

    I love Charlie Whelan. One vote from him, more than all the MP’s and members votes put together.
    You’ve got to love Labour democracy.
    We must try this in a general election.

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    Doc Trough says:

    Whelandeal.

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  7. 8
    jibba jabba says:

    He’s a shifty looking weirdo who looks like he has special needs. He has never had a real job, thinks he should be able to control peoples lives and will never be PM.

    Cameron and Clegg must be drinking champagne tonight.

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    • 32
      Cameron&Clegg says:

      Vintage Krug

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      Blackadder2 says:

      Please would you be more specific about which brother you are referring to?

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      • 183
        Irn Bru Snorter says:

        That reminds me of one of the Radio 4 announcements which started “Good Evening….I’m one of the Dimblebys….”

        Personally I think Ed sounds like a comic impressionist trying to do Tony Blair, with the lisp an’ all…

        Jeez… 4 more years of listening to that….

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    • 39
      Kali says:

      And he sounds as if he’s talking through a mouthful of baked beans.

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    • 139
      Peter Carter-Fuck says:

      This is brilliant. The Labour mongs just elected Will from the Inbetweeners to be their leader. I am looking forward to the shadow cabinet putting hair remover down his underpants so all his pubes fall off. Cameron must have shat himself laughing. It’s the school bully versus the school mong. Thank you, thank you, thank you Charlie Whelan, you just destroyed the fucking Labour Party.

      Fuck me though, Winterval at the Millibands is going to be a frosty affair this year. Brilliant, pure comedy gold.

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    • 200
      feneon says:

      Sounds just like the Tory front bench to me, career politicians.

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        My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

        There seems to be a lot of spastics around tonight from that commie party,same in the letter box this morning,get over it shithead you are out of power for at least three elections,we have no money left for labour to promise to spend,just do one dickwad

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    • 247
      Anonymous says:

      “He’s a shifty looking weirdo who looks like he has special needs. He has never had a real job”

      Oh – just like Cameron and Clegg, then.

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    Ed says:

    I’m first !

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  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    1) The bad news – Trade Unions now run the Labour Party
    2) The good news – That means Labour will not be back in power

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    concrete pump says:

    Public sector strikes ahoy! Paintball gun, gassed and loaded. Slide door on Bedford Rascal greased…..

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    • 51
      M'lud says:

      Paintball gun? Is that the best you can do?

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      • 85
        Mossad says:

        Don’t knock it. They work well with 4 inch screws loaded. And the forensics are nicely screwed up. No fingerprints on screws, no ballistic scratches, no fingerprints on exploded paintballs. No tracing it back to Tel Aviv, see?

        For added effect you can poison the paint balls. The screw penetrates and gives nasty wounds, the paint follows and poisons.

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      • 328
        Confused Copper says:

        paintball projector if you please.

        Otherwise we’d have to classify them as S5 would we not.

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    Labour are finished says:

    I missed the TV coverage but I read Brown made a speech and even made some jokes. So he managed to get through it without doing a jobby on stage? Must have been doped up real good.

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    The centre right says:

    Why did people not want another Blair?
    Why, why, why?

    He did nothing wrong. Inequality works. Greed is good.

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    The big D says:

    The BBC PM presenters were nearly at orgasm reporting the result. No bias there then.

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    • 49
      Tessa Tickles says:

      I happened to peruse the BBC’s news website just to see what they were reporting and it was wall to wall Labour. Labour are great, Labour are wonderful, new dawn for Labour’s brilliance etc etc etc.

      Come on Cameron, just close down the BBC. Only the East Enders viewers will miss it.

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      • 75
        Susie says:

        Toenails: Quite astounding result, he’s Hotspur, he’s the new crown prince…”

        Susie thought to herself, “He’s toast.”

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        • 106
          Indigo says:

          Ed’s terrified facial expression earlier this afternoon – when all the candidates knew who had won, and the result was about to be announced – made me think that Ed (a) didn’t expect to win in a thousand years and (b) didn’t want to win.

          David looked so relaxed that several thought he was about to be announced as winner.

          Hotspur? Toenails is such a pseud.

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          • Mr Ned says:

            I commented on a previous thread that as soon as I saw Ed’s face, either he had lost and was gutted, or he won and was shitting himself!!!

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          • The King is dead: God Bless the King! says:

            Same thing on the ‘special extended remix version’ of the Andrew Marr show this morning. The paper reviewers were handpicked to maximise fawning, minimise malreportage.

            Marr played a cursory game of rope-a-dope with alternating flattery (cue Ed’s rictus grin) and unexpected jabs (cue his Special Serious Face). Playfighting; shadow boxing.

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        • 107
          William Shakespeare says:

          Hotspur was killed by Prince Hal and became food for worms.
          (And in real life got an arrow in his face)

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        • 492
          Awww... poor petal, your hero Dave wuvs the BBC says:

          Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

          He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

          He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

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        Anonymous says:

        I remember the BBC coverage 5 years ago of the Tory leadership election. The BBC were very dismissive and made out that this was not really an election for a potential prime minister, but just another interim leader who would have a he’ll of a job to defeat labour.

        This time they are laying on the “alternative government” line for all it is worth.

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      • 94
        HenryV says:

        I like Spooks too. And the Sky At Night. But all the rest can go.

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      happy clappy expat on 3rd glass of champers says:

      Same on BBC World TV service. First 10 minutes of every news bulletin is all about the election of the leader of the minority party in UK politics. Comes way above anything about the Palestinians (always daily news-makers for some reason!) and Ahmadinnerjacket’s speech at the UN. Obama and the General Assembly? Never heard of it/him.The rest of the world must be wondering what the hell the BBC are on about (or are on!). Didn’t even mention Chelsea getting squished at Man City either. Where have these people’s priorities gone? Fortunately I do not have to pay for the licence fee out here in the sticks.

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        Can't remember he's a Belgian twat says:

        then why not shut the fuck up about our politics and stick the politics of your own gooberland shithole you Belgian fuckwit

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    gildedtumbril says:

    Bastards, thankyou. These parcels of shite need to make the aquaintance of piano wire and lamp posts. Nothing personal, just business.

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      Blackadder2 says:

      They will have piano wire, waiting to use it for the good folk of these lands.

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        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Hey broken nose, play the piano!

        I ain’t got no broken nose!

        Bang!

        *** piano sounds ***

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    • 133
      Piano Wire Adisory Board says:

      Hang on there. Wavy Davy has not abolished me – and hundreds of other useless quangos – so youmust wait for my permission……….

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      • 226
        The Piano Tuners' League says:

        Piano Wire may only be acquired by current members of our Guild, or of an affiliated Society, Union, or other such Recognised Body.

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        • 667
          The infuriated general public says:

          PTL: We refuse to bow down to your quite unreasonable demands. Skipping rope and tied towels work just as well, mate, so just watch it or you’ll be first in line (after the usual crowd of course)

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    Anonymous says:

    You couldn’t make it up!! Move those lemmings out of the way, here comes the Labour party…

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    Anonymous says:

    just seen damian mcbride looking very much a part of ed balls’s entourage on channel four news.

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    M'lud says:

    Oh how I’d love to be a fly on the wall at the Miliband Christmas lunch this year! I predict frost this winter.

    If it was my younger brother, with all the experience and gravitas that Ed has, I’d be out of there like a shot. Local Jobcentre beckoning, David?

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    ST says:

    A quick scan of the BBC have your say section, most negative, positives coming from the loony left and a few pissed off Labour members.

    Basically, Ed got in without the backing of the Parliamentary party, with a split membership vote and with a trade unionist vote for whom the turnout was less than 10%.

    If the MPs vote in a Blarite shadow cabinet Ed is in trouble.

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  20. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband Celebrates

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    Engineer says:

    So – Leader, RedEd; Deputy, Hattie Harperson; Treasurer, Lord Presclott of Hull and Pasty; London Mayoral Candidate, Red Ken. Suggestions of Ed Balls as Shadow Chancellor; centrist figures like Andy Burnham thought to be unlikely to serve in shadow cabinet.

    Hmmm. Not keen on taking the centre ground of politics, are they?

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  22. 41
    Sarf of the River says:

    Is that Frank Spencer?

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    terence patrick hewett says:

    Gordon Brown today promised his “full, unequivocal and tireless support” to his successor as Labour leader. Oh dear.

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    • 144
      genghiz the kahn says:

      There has to be a first time for everything.

      But finding the words Brown and loyalty in the same paragraph are as rare as rocking horse shit.

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  24. 48
    Laughing Policeman says:

    Ohhh..Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….and so on!

    Like

  25. 52
    Ed Militant says:

    Ha ha ha ha. The New Labour era is over and the retro ’70’s Labour is upon us. There will be an internal war within the Labour party as to who gets to pull the leaders strings. Who will be the victor, Ed Milibland and the nothing new labour party or Ed Militant and the Retro Red Labour party. Let battle commence and may it be a bloody one.

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  26. 53
    Diane Abbott says:

    Is it because I is thick?

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    • 55
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      Only in part.

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    • 466
      Ron Atkinson says:

      It’s what we call a thick, lazy n……..bitch

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    • 587
      yes, they really are this fucking thick on here. it's not an act says:

      duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red

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  27. 60
    Dack Blog says:

    Whelan bumbling away in Cable-esque style on the Beeb. Putting in an early plea for Balls.

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    • 112
      nell says:

      ‘early plea for balls’ What for??!!

      balls for toilet attendant? or maybe street cleaner?

      Doubt he’s up to either of those jobs!

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    • 137
      Engineer says:

      What’s happened to his? Has he lost them?

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      • 152
        nell says:

        ***laugh***

        Resigned from UNITE and gone fishing. Says everything doesn’t it??!!

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        • 163
          Engineer says:

          Actually, I don’t blame him. The peace of a Scottish salmon river must be infinitely preferable to the Westminster village. Why he left his riverbank in the first place to return to politics remains unexplained – but money must have had something to do with it.

          Anyway, since the Union Modernisation Fund has been cancelled the Union can’t afford him anymore, and he won’t be paid from Party funds since they haven’t got any, so he probably had little choice.

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  28. 62
    I'm Charlsh Kenndy and make mine a triple says:

    If the curse descended on innocents whose factory he merely visited, what happens when, Jonah vows ‘tireless support’ for you??

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brown-vows-tireless-support-for-new-leader-2089689.html

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  29. 63
    Divy Milibland says:

    Boohoos, sobs, sniffles. I am overjoyed for Ed. Boohoo.

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  30. 67
    Once was Red says:

    When I was a little lad, although a posh southerner, I was a member of the Co-operative Party – Yeah really! I learned a lot about Robert Owen and the Rochdale Pioneers and the Co-operative movement in general and why it was formed. Basically to try and free the workers from the kind of slavery they were enduring. (If you doubt that, read some social history.) One of the foundational principles, which cost some real patriots their lives and liberty, was one man/woman = one vote. It’s illuminating and incredibly depressing just how far away from that basic democratic foundation the “Labour” movement has moved. Today’s proceedings were an affront to democracy. Tell me dear Guido, and your erudite readers, just who is going to look after ordinary people? It seems to me they are still being painfuly shafted a 160 years later.

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    • 172
      Bob Crowe says:

      Don’t worry Comrade as long as I have breath in my lungs the ordinary working man will be looked after. Remember Ed Miliband is our man and a fully bought and paid for asset belonging to the RMT. The future comrade belongs to us.

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      • 254
        nell says:

        bob crow v the ordinary working man/woman.

        That’ll be the servants who slave after you in your posh london home and your cuban villa, both paid for out of union subs then will it??

        Oh and not to mention your union paid for 5 star travel expenses!!

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        • 448
          My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

          Nell,you should merely have pointed out that since 1911 there have been umpteen regulations passed by his beloved peeeeples party that make his worries negligible as the jobs have gone overseas and he should immediately seek to be classed as disabled,he is obviously what one would call someone with a learning difficulty

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        • 454
          reality check says:

          the cuts are going to make the libcons about as popular as the bankers

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  31. 70
    Forward Party says:

    Comrade Hundal is delighted because he finally called one right.

    Or should that be left?

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  32. 72
    Mrs Milliband says:

    My luverly boy done good. My othe boy’s in tears. i’m gonna make them some of my chicken soup with a bagel.

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  33. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Nice to see conservatives having a Pakistani Muslim women as their chairmen. Also George Osborne’s brother is a Muslim, shows progression. I am sure you all are loving it.

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  34. 74
    Red Ed says Capitalism is EVIL!!! says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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    • 125
      nell says:

      Red Ed says marxism is Very Profitable!!

      Look at the spoils oily vaz, bliar, prezza and mandy …et al, have managed to squirrel away.

      Stick with me, ed says to his labour sycophants, in time we shall do it all again!!

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      • 148
        local yokel says:

        link where “Red Ed says marxism is Very Profitable!!” or shut the fuck up you liar

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        • 149
          nells local yokel ways says:

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          • nell says:

            Oh willstraw and his labour yobs have hit their manchester hotel rooms for the night in a haze of dri++nk and dr+ugs.

            I wonder what ‘useful’ purpose wilstraw could possibly serve in ed’s opposition government?

            Frankly nothing comes to mind.

            Oh wait a minute perhaps he could be bobcrow’s ‘traffic controller’ as he leads edmilitwit out onto the m25 on the 19thoctober in the union’s campaign to make the government spend spend spend and not cut!

            Labour are so amusing.

            ++++Laugh++++

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          • nell says:

            God bless the dead troops! Only joking!!
            Fuck them now it my hero Dave’s problem.

            Dead troops are so amusing.

            ++++Laugh++++

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          • TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

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          • TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

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  35. 75
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    RIP Labour and Milliband Minor will be left holding the wrong end of the stick. Slurp!

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  36. 78
    Gordon Brown MP(sometimes) says:

    I guess that my ringing endorsement of Ed will ensure that he will soon be leading the UK with me as his Chancellor…

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  37. 87
    Thick corrupt hypocritical Welsh parasite says:

    Lurvly lurvly lurvly. Well done Ed. Look you, me and the missus and the rest of the family will be looking for some well-paid jobs. Take it from me boyo you can never suck enough out of the state teat.

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  38. 88
    caesars wife says:

    Ime happy , name anything he said in leadership contest that stands out , exactly !
    result is rather wierd anyhow theyve managed to polarise the party into what jedwardo thinks ,

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  39. 91
    Unite Ed says:

    I will UNITE the party

    Oops…….do you think they will notice the link

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  40. 92
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Don’t be silly – no ‘left wing’ Labour leader has ever been ‘left wing’ once they get going. Harold Wilson was once called ‘left wing’. So was Kinnock the Trougher.

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  41. 96
    Vince Cable's secret off-shore account says:

    Brilliant news, this communist sack of shit will keep Labour out of power. He reminds me of Michael Foot without the duffel coat!!!!!

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  42. 97

    Wait till they make Prezza Treasurer!!

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  43. 99
    Steve Miliband says:

    Lightweight. Out of his depth. That’s just Miliband D

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  44. 101
    Fred Kite says:

    More commie twats running labour, just like the 1970s. How long before the bin bags are piling up, the thick ranting pickets are intimidating workers who want to earn a living rather than stand around waiting for morons to honk car horns at them “in support” (wind down the window and shout lazy c un t s instead) and labour sinks further and further down the polls because the zombie they have elected was bought and paid for by the unions.

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  45. 102
    HenryV says:

    Will I be able to order a Foot-style parker with a picture of Ed on the back from the Labour website? I do hope so….

    When Ed is PM will gain control of Poland and Belgium too? As we are returning to the middle ages we might as well go the whole hog? Is there an Islamic friendly equivalent to the “whole hog?”

    Young Cameron can now move to the right. Give us a vote on the EU and send Liebour into history.

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  46. 104
    Red Dave the politically correct multi-culturist says:

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    • 115
      Anonymous says:

      Well conservatives are the first to have a Pakistani Muslim women as Chairmen.

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      • 131
        Mr Plum says:

        Doesn’t matter if we are represented by all heinz 57 varieties they still have to obey the EU

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      • 260
        nell says:

        Your english leaves much to be desired. You have clearly been educated in the labour state sector.

        Although you maybe correct is stating that the Conservative Party is the first British political party to have a Pakistani born lady , who also happens to be a muslim, as chairperson.

        I think what is really important tonight is that the labour party has, for the first time in more than 40 years, elected a marxist as their leader!

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  47. 108
    Cameron Will Fight To Let Turkey Join EU says:

    David Cameron has declared himself the “strongest possible advocate” of Turkey’s ambition to join the European Union.

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  48. 109
    NeverRed says:

    Mr Ed the talking horse says “We must learn from our mistakes”.

    Well I think the low IQ labour supporters must learn from labours mistakes as I am totally sick of their mistakes after 13 years of stealing my taxes.

    What a repulsive person, great news for Cameron and co.

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  49. 113
    Tennerpants Man says:

    I just heard this and pissed myself, I wasn’t laughing, I really have just pissed myself.

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  50. 114
    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

    “We must learn from our mistakes”.

    Well I think the low IQ labour supporters must learn from labours mistakes as I am totally sick of their mistakes after 13 years of stealing my taxes.

    What a repulsive person, great news for Cameron and co.

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!

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  51. 117
    Balls dropped on third count says:

    Ha Mr Fawkes I survived 2 counts!

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  52. 119
    Red Dave can't wait for more EU immigrants says:

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  53. 120
    Diane Abbott says:

    Is it coz I’m, well you know, and FAT?

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  54. 129
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Play this as you give thanks to Unite, Ed.

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    • 489
      Auntie Flo' says:

      I’m an Anglo-Irish woman
      Proud I’m a Brit again
      I’ll say what I think
      That the EU stinks
      Yes I’m a British woman

      Oh, you can’t touch me
      I’m proud of Britain!
      You can’t touch me
      I’m proud of Britain!
      You touch me
      I’m proud of Britain!
      Til the day I die
      Til the day I die!

      I’m a Cameron fan
      Cos he beat Brown and Milibands
      I’ll say what I think
      That zanulab stinks
      And Dave Cameron’s the man!

      Oh, you can’t touch me
      I’m proud of Britain
      You can’t touch me
      I’m proud of Britain
      You touch me
      I’m proud of Britain
      Til the day I die
      Til the day I die!

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      • 501
        CCHQ poodle with their head up Dave's arsehole says:

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      • 779
        Auntie Flo' says:

        Now Cameron’s in power
        Britain’s ours
        Every day of the year!

        Oh, you can’t touch me
        I’m proud of Britain
        You can’t touch me
        I’m proud of Britain
        You touch meI’m proud of Britain
        Til the day I die
        Til the day I die!

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  55. 135
    Harman_Pride says:

    Well what can I say a new dawn for socialism has broken and happy days are now just over the horizon. With Ed Milibands towering intellect combined with the creative might of the trade union movement there really is no stopping Labour being swept back to power. Britain can then return to full on socialism and the liberation of the poor, the disadvantaged and the LGBT community can begin.This is truly a magical monument to savour.     

    Be still Grasshopper.

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  56. 138
    Auntie Flo' says:

    “I want fairness”

    Really? Then how come:

    “How David Miliband avoided inheritance tax on Marxist father’s £1.5million house”

    Daily Mail – Jonathan Oliver

    “David Miliband is living in a £1.5million London townhouse at the centre of a complex inheritance-tax avoidance scheme Gordon Brown has pledged to ban…[he] exploited an Inland Revenue loophole which has been used to reduce death duty bills.

    …a four-storey terrace in ultra-fashionable Primrose Hill, North London. Previously, the Georgian property had been the family home of his parents, Marxist sociologist Ralph and Marion, also a Left-wing academic.

    Ralph died in 1994 aged 70, leaving his estate, then valued at £349,000, to his wife. But it is understood that shortly after his death, Marion and her sons David and Edward, who is also a Labour Minister, agreed a ‘deed of variation’. The move meant that 40 per cent of the equity of the Primrose Hill home was transferred to the sons, who were each given a 20 per cent share in the house.”

    Accountants say this unusual type agreement is almost always drawn up in order to reduce a family’s total death duty bill.

    Mr Miliband’s complicated arrangement will raise eyebrows among Labour colleagues, not least because it goes against his family’s deeply-entrenched socialist background.

    Ralph…one of Britain’s most celebrated intellectual disciples of Karl Marx, who famously frowned on the concept of “private property”…The death duty loophole was named by Gordon Brown as one of 25 “tax abuses”. The Chancellor has complained that the wealthy regard inheritance tax as “voluntary”.

    What’s fair about that, Mr Milibands?

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    • 158
      “I want fairness” Really? Then how come: says:

      David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later

      David Cameron revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.

      Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.

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    • 167
      Baroness Hijab Warsi says:

      I am your chairmen, did you clear this party political broadcast with me?

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  57. 141
    Charlie Whelan says:

    I haven’t forgotten about Lord Ashcroft.

    Nudge,nudge,wink,wink,say no more,SAY NO MORE

    Get my drift Guido ???

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  58. 142
    Yes sir Mr President! and can you give me a good Hagueing in exchange for all our dead troops ? says:

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  59. 151
    Snotrocket says:

    Why Ed, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the Labour leadership… but for Unite?

    (With apologies to Sir Thomas More)

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  60. 153
    Cameron backs Blair on Iraq war says:

    David Cameron has said he still believes going to war with Iraq was the right thing to do.

    But Mr Cameron said “those of us who supported” the military action should “see it through”.

    He praised Tony Blair’s reform of the Labour party.

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  61. 155
    Vinnie the biscuit says:

    I wonder what Dave is thinking? I guess Ed will know when he wakes up with a horses head lying next to him tomorrow, and I ain’t talking about his wife if you catch my drift…….”Mr Milliband is a man who insist’s on hearing bad news immediately”

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  62. 156
    Auntie Flo' says:

    http://www.kin.co.uk/news/40.html

    The Miliband house on Edis Street became…a millionaire’s playground…would now, according to estate agents, fetch at least £1.5million.

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    • 165
      Ernesto says:

      Yep- easy to spout on about decent wages and workers rights when you’ve lived a life of privilege.Lived in posh areas,been educated in decent schools,secured places at university and “jobs” thanks to your parents contacts.
      Ed Milliband knows nothing about the real world. Has he ever had a proper job, or has he only ever been involved in politics?
      He shafted his own brother and the Labour party manifesto, which he wrote, was overwhelmingly rejected by the electorate.Doesn’t inspire confidence does it?

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  63. 157
    Red Dave the Heir to Blair says:

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    • 173
      concrete pump says:

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap +SKLOOSH!+

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    • 197
      nell says:

      Nope you have that wrong.

      ed kinnochio milibrown is the heir to brown .

      davemilibliar would have been the heir to bliar but alas+++laugh+++ he lost.

      labour are the beeb’s next wannabee ‘comedy’ show!!!

      Unfortunately for the beeb this very unfunny show is not pulling any laughs and may be dropped sooner rather than later!!

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    • 210
      concrete pump says:

      Fuck off stalker!

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  64. 162
    Richard Dawkins says:

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  65. 168
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

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  66. 169
    Moley says:

    It suits the purposes of the Union Leaders to have labour out of office, because they have more power, more freedom of action and a better evangelical platform to recruit and proselytise, with labour in opposition.

    Ed is on their side, and will keep Labour from being elected– a perfect result for the Whelan’s of this world.

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    • 186
      Engineer says:

      That’s a bit Machiavellian, Moley – permanent opposition lends more power than government.

      Are you really Mandelson in disguise?

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      • 203
        Mandy's little windowlicker helpers says:

        its Mandelson who was briefing anyone who would listed that he’s ‘Red Ed’

        good to see the windowlickers eagerly doing Mandelsons bidding completely oblivious to how hilarious it is

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    • 192
      Bob Crow says:

      Friend

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    • 343
      Four Eyed English Genius says:

      This is only true if the government of the day is not prepared to whup the unions.

      Like

    • 757
      Bye Bye Union fat-cats says:

      @Moley.

      Didn’t suit the comrades in the 80’s though!
      The Unions boomed again under Labour, due the massive expansion in the public sector. The coming cull of the parasites, will surely and hopefully kick the shit out of the Unions.

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  67. 171
    Hang The Bastards says:

    ED MILLIBAND

    Is this the same useless cock that ran around like CHICKEN LICKIN shouting the world would end in 20 days !

    To me he will always be CHICKEN LCKEN….. No one will take this twat seriously.

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  68. 176
    Auntie Flo' says:

    That Edis Street, Primrose Hill house appears to me to be worth far more than £1.5 million. It’s around 30% larger than all of the others on the street and smaller houses there appear to have sold for 2.3 million.

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  69. 181
    How do like your T*ory,boiled or fried sir? says:

    The T*ories are children at the sweet counter, Labour are the carnivores and they are fucking hungry.

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  70. 182
    Ed MiliVanili says:

    I want to unite the labour party and move it forward, take it for a day out at butlins…thank you

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  71. 184
    Baroness Hijab Warsi says:

    Did I look pretty today? I am after some once’s husband.

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    • 675
      literate winker says:

      Bit of confusion here. Do you mean: (1) someone’s husband? or (2) some nonce’s husband?

      Please clarify.

      Like

  72. 187
    Nick Clegg says:

    So God does exist afterall.

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  73. 191
  74. 192
    The Tory Party says:

    LOL

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  75. 201
    Ed Balls says:

    Bollocks.

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  76. 204
    MI5 says:

    If our budget gets cut we will not be able to stop us being the IRA and you know what that means

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  77. 205
    Dork beaten by Dweeb says:

    Dork beaten by Dweeb

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  78. 206
    GF says:

    Is Ed Miliband of Asian descent? He was looking very swarthy and Eastern on the news tonight.

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  79. 214
    Tim says:

    The Milibands are the great white hopes of the Frankfurt School.

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  80. 219
    Guess who else was elected with the help of the Unions ? says:

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  81. 221
    Teather in Leather says:

    He was definately the least worst mediocrity of a candidate to lead Labour to defeat at the next election. At least the party can legitimately blame the unions for his selection when it all inevitably goes tits up.

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  82. 235
    There are troubles ahead. says:

    All Jokes aside. This is serious Ju Ju and the End of New labour. A return to organised labour.

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  83. 238
    concrete pump says:

    what a twat

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  84. 239
    Scouse Twat says:

    Ford are hiring a thousand for the new Landrover, something must be going right.

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  85. 243
    So long Dave.Ed says:

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  86. 244
    Any pointers? says:

    Any truth in this?

    “On Wednesday this week the govt. have ordered all major news organisations not to report a particular story and stop / remove any interest in it.”

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  87. 258
    Christy says:

    Con Men with a capital C all p*ssing in the same pot,do you think in chavland the hot subject is who won this leadership/unite contest? not a bl**dy chance.
    I know I’m looking back but what Cromwell would have made of this lot I shudder to think Ah well you can always dream.

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  88. 263
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Labour are so fucked with that mong in charge!!

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  89. 265
    So long Dave says:

    Whichever party wins this election will have to inflict such painful austerity measures on the British population that they will soon find themselves out of power for a generation. – Mervyn King, Bank of England Governor.

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    • 275
      What a fucking mong says:

      Ask yourself which party put us all in this position in the first place, and ask yourself will the British people put them back in power again?

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      • 279
        try looking at the polls dickhead says:

        How’s blaming the last guy working for Obama ?

        You fuckwitted retard.

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        • 286
          Get grub.Get guns says:

          taking the smack heads off the heroin is going to be nasty.painting a likeness there. You see the picture. I predict rioting like this country has never seen. This time guns will be fired and we will go somewhere we will never come back from. get ready for a new different world

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        • 291
          Try having an election now dickhead says:

          Because Obama borrowed and spent the money mongchops, and STILL fucking is doing.

          Do pay attention and try and keep up!

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          • Duuuuuuuuuuuuur ?? who's George Bush ? you fucking retard says:

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          • Try having an election now dickhead says:

            Talk to me in 2015 and maybe, just maybe I’ll listen to your shit!

            Otherwise piss off you brain dead mong.

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          • ROFL!! says:

            “Try having an election now dickhead”
            “Talk to me in 2015 and maybe, just maybe I’ll listen to your shit!”

            Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

            What a twat!
            make up your mind you braindead mong
            now or 2015 ?

            go fuck yourself shit for brains retard

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          • Try having an election now dickhead says:

            Dickhead thinking we’re having two elections in 2010 because the Liebour Hunts have a new leader!

            Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

            See you in 2015, like I said the first time round you fucking mong!

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          • and Dave ignores the polls. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight LOL! says:

            there are elections next year you stupid cock

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    • 284
      Anonymous says:

      That was true until today, when Labour elected a halfwit.

      Like

    • 547
      M'lud says:

      The same Mervyn King who keeps on having to write to the chancellor for screwing up on CPI?

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  90. 268
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Laugh? I nearly shat:

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  91. 271
    Stepford Wives says:

    This blog is so grim …

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    • 506
      public service announcement says:

      Why are you still here? Rubber necking again you fucking wanker?

      Fuck off you poor excuse for a human being.

      Like

      • 530
        Red Dave says:

        “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.” – David Cameron

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      • 536
        Once a upon a time says:

        Time for beddy byes and a bed time story from Red Ed, So I shall begin, now once a upon a time they was a twat and his name was Red Ed and he was a socialist.
        We all know what a socialist is don’t we children?

        Children: “A fucking ḉüᾔṫ”

        Yes that’s right children, now the fucking ḉüᾔṫ Red Ed thought that by moving to the left would gain him more votes in the Liebour party.

        Childrren : “Was he right?”
        Yes he was right children.

        But at the next general election the trouble was that most of the people in Britain would now know he was a commie bastard after all the strikes and wouldn’t vote for him or his shit party. And so the decade of an unelectable opposition came in to force and this ensured the sacking of millions of useless lazy public sector twats, who then didn’t have to vote Liebour to keep their jobs.

        THE END.

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        • 711
          We all know what a socialist is don’t we children? says:

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          • Waldorf and Statler says:

            Piss off!

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          • annnnonyperson says:

            Did you see the look on the face of brother Dave as little brother Ed was trying to make public amends for what he had done to him?

            Hatred, malice, loathing, all these emotions were plain to see on Dave’s face.

            It all came together to publish the following message: “I’ll get you for this, you little shit! Just you wait!”

            Oh, dear. Oh very. very dear! “Trouble at ‘t’ Miliband, e by gum, tha’ knows!”

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          • Cast Iron Cameron says:

            a vote on the Lisbon treaty ? piss off retards! have this vote on AV instead

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          • Mr (Red) Ed - The talking Horses' Arse says:

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        • 713
          The Court of Public Opinion says:

          Or could now be safely sacked as a punishment under the guise of “cutbacks”.

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  92. 272
    Frank says:

    Being a trade union member should be hate crime.

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  93. 274
    Sadiq Khan says:

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    Today is the Mirror image to the Day Blair took over says:

    I remember many years ago being a in an organisation and being approached one night by a couple of “old hands” who proceeded to buy me drinks and butter me up with great praise before suggesting that I might want to consider applying for a promotion which would put me in a position of authority within said organisation.

    Thankfully although I was young and clearly lacking in the necessary experience to do any justice to this position, I had enough gumption to realise that the two “old soaks” were looking for someone whom they thought they could manipulate from behind the scenes for their own purposes. I politely declined.

    Sadly for the Labour movement Miliband E has no such gumption.

    Rejoice !

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  95. 285
    Can't remember I'm concrete pump says:

    Laugh? I nearly shat:

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  96. 294
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am all for giving people with special needs a chance

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  97. 298
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    Have your fun, Conservative mongs. Post your pathetic jokes in the belief that the past is everlasting, but today, you see the future of Britain taking it’s rightful place at the head of the new world order. You represent a bygone age of exploitative capit*list abuse, as perpetrated by the ruling elite of inherited wealth and privilege, coupled with c*rporate greed, in it’s last desperate gasps of breath, before extinction.
    Who really is the face of the new, modern, multiracial, multicultural, globally concious Britain, beating at the heart of European enlightenment. Ed Milliband, or the old school tie of yesterday’s coalition?

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    • 339
      Steve Miliband says:

      the old school tie of yesterday’s coalition

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    • 347
      Anonymous says:

      yeah, and who’s actually out their earning a buck? Not your bunch of tw*ts anyway.

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      • 408
        Margaret Thatcher says:

        is the face of a new, modern, multiracial, multicultural, globally conscious, strike ridden, dole dossing Britain.

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    • 440
      marxismisdead says:

      The past is everlasting unless you’ve discovered a time machine. Now get busy those Socialist Workers aren’t going to sell themselves, delusional prick.

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    • 473
      Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

      New Dawn?

      Keep talking you bag of phlegm

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    • 553
      M'lud says:

      “today, you see the future of Britain taking it’s rightful place at the head of the new world order”

      OMG, I think I’ve wet myself.

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    • 682
      Cookery Booker says:

      ..”a bygone age of exploitative capit*list abuse, as perpetrated by the ruling elite of inherited wealth and privilege”.

      You describe the Millitwit family to a T. “Stupid” does not even begin to describe your cranial activities. Now get back to peeling those potatoes. It’s all your fit for.

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  98. 303
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    The new liboore leader ed millitwat dosen’t look statesman-like at all, in fact, he looks and acts like a big gormless drip. How on earth is he going to handle meeting leading politions and tough negotiators from around the world when they will all know only too well that he’s only there becouse he’s the trade unions little puppet?

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  99. 305
    So What's next? says:

    1. More announcements of cuts and job losses.

    2. A winter of discontent? – (Now very highly lightly with Red Ed & the Unions)

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  100. 307
    Anonymous says:

    Donkey jackets back in fashion

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  101. 316
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Ha fucking ha ha. Time to sit back and watch the losers REALLY tear themselves to shreds now. With the unions at the top vs the popular members there is no other possible outcome. And its all they deserve. Thanks fuck they are completely irrelevant and their only interest now is the comedy angle. The Europe splits of the tories past had nothing on this.

    The losers suffering for what they did to the UK for the last 13 years is about to begin.

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  102. 318
    Anonymous says:

    Ah , the Unions in charge again. Takes me back to my childhood and all those power cuts. Makes me feel all warm and fluffy, enjoy the trip…

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  103. 322
    new Balls please says:

    David Miliband is being offered the job as Shadow Chancellor.

    You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh at Balls now.

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  104. 324
    Ed Militant says:

    The first policy to be introduced to the 70’s Retro Red Labour Party is the Deficit Denial and the ‘Nothing to do with us Gov’ rhetoric. Haha!
    I was sitting my A levels when Blair and Brown were destroying the country. It was around the same time when I had to seek medical advice for my acne. So I am not to blame. Oh yeah, that was the year David kept giving mother and I chinese burns.

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  105. 330
    Red Clegg says:

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  106. 331
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    New Britain.
    Who is really more representative of you?
    A well bred old school tie elitist, who will drag you back to the good old days of unemployment being a price well worth paying for inheritance tax cuts, or the successful son of an immigrant who has made good the dream of opportunity for all?

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  107. 334
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    All my posts are being moderated!
    Proof of T**y bias!!!!!!!

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    • 338
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      You can always have a refund and fuck off ?

      Like

      • 359
        It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

        T’ories don’t give refunds, just a ticket to the dole queue.

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        • 364
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          ” The problem with socailisim is that you always run out of other peoples money”

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        • 368
          White Van Man says:

          I can’t wait to see the dole queues filling up with useless lazy labour party member public sector workers!
          I shall laugh at them very loudly and shout “a future fair for all!”

          ROFLMAO!

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    • 559
      M'lud says:

      No they are not. They are appearing in all their glory. It’s just that they, and you, are a waste of fucking space. New dawn, oh how we larfed.

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  108. 335
    Mrs Duffy says:

    He looks a nice young chap.

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  109. 337
    Steve Miliband says:

    Bear with me, but imagine this was a contest for the Tory Party;

    BBC news: and finally in other news, after months of deliberations the Tory Party have elected a new leader who narrowly beat his brother and some other candidates.

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  110. 341
    True blue says:

    However much of a tosser I think Blair is, he did manage to put his “message” across to middle England.

    When he was faced with Major, Hague, Duncan Smith and Howard he wiped the floor with them.

    There is no way in the world that Ed M is going to do this, even his voice is grating with it’s nasal whine, Labour are going to go through a rapid succession of leaders in a very short space of time, the betting is not on who is going to succeed Ed, but when.

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  111. 342
    Ed Milliband (PM in waiting) says:

    I owe it all to Guido Fawkes and his hard working grass roots activists.
    I thank you all, from the bottom of my brothers heart.

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  112. 344
    anonymous says:

    Guido suggested last night at a private gathering that should Ed Milliband become Labour leader, he may (if he has any sense) dump the unionists. As they voted him in he would not dare. Poor Ed has no one to pull his strings, unlike brother David who had Mandy as his puppet master.

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  113. 352
    Red Clegg says:

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  114. 357
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the Labour Trolls are being paid overtime tonight. No doubt they can recoup the expenses from someones Union dues.

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  115. 361
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the CCHQ Trolls are being paid overtime tonight. No doubt they can recoup the expenses from Lord Ashcroft.

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    • 378
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck off back to Liebour List you fucking Troll Mong!

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      • 403
        Fred Kite says:

        The labour trolls are crapping themselves, they know that the charisma-free mini michael foot they have been lumbered with will be about as attractive to voters as a shit pancake. Rejoice! Just rejoice!

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    • 393
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t finkso. CCHQ continually gather funds from their party faithful. Hence, they ask Guido to speak to the Hamptead Conservatives at a local party fund raiser. And despite many soiling their pants over the Hague story, they paid to hear him speak.

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    • 622
      Anonymous says:

      ITS HIS FUCKING MONEY, NOT THE TAXPAYERS!!!FOR fUCKS SAKE AND STILL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE, WHAT A FUCKING C UNTING MONG YOU ARE !!!!!

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  116. 371
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    The Conservatives are positively shitting themselves at the prospect of facing a new invigorated opposition, as represented by Ed Milliband, not a member of the toff school of old boy connections and a tap on the nose of “not being one of us” brigade, but a real product of the New Britons.

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  117. 375
    Anonymous says:

    I think Ed will be really good for the country

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    • 392
      yuddisher momma says:

      Ahhh, the old country.

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    • 418
      make mine a double says:

      Me too.
      The country will unite behind the Coalition as people understand the alternative is a destructive union-dominated old style Labour party led by an inexperienced twat with the charisma of a wet rag.

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  118. 382
    You can't take the 'B.O.' out of Labour says:

    Liebour trolls in frenzied meltdown !! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

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  119. 386
    Count Arthur Strong lookalike says:

    I was robbed.

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  120. 394
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch to the left!

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  121. 396
    There's trouble at mill says:

    Right lads, down tools and fuck the job!

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  122. 399
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can Ed add up ?

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  123. 400
    Anonymous says:

    What’s this govt media blackout for something allegedly happening on Wednesday?

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  124. 401
    streamfisher says:

    So, what have we learned from this exercise in pointlessness, don’t walk about with a Banana unless you are campaigning for Fyffes?.

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  125. 405
    Rolf says:

    Marvellous mate

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  126. 410
    Singalonga Charlie says:

    You puts your left man in
    Your right man out,
    You lose a few elections
    And the party’s full of doubt
    Labour’s turning leftie
    And they’re going down the spout
    That’s what it’s all about!

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  127. 413
    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13% says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  128. 414
    Red Clegg says:

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    • 432
      divided we fall says:

      Red Clegg-Perhaps you’d be kind enough to post some links outlining the disagreements between the Milliband brothers during the leadership campaign?
      Or even the spinning done by their various supporters. I’ve heard Kinnock attacking David Milliband on several occasions as he hitched his tired old EU funded gravy train on to Ed’s campaign.

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      • 436
        The Red Coalition says:

        Has he attacked Capitalism ?

        No, that would be the Coalition Cabinet members who did that.

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      • 445
        divided coalition says:

        that would be the point

        the conservatives are in a coalition with a liberal party who have policies far more left wing than labour

        every time they attack labour for being red, labour will just point out that the liberals are to the left of them so the conservatives are attacking their own government

        merely shouting red at something is not going to work and will in fact highlight the splits between the liberals and conservatives

        pretending miliband is arthur scargill is hilariously retarded and a return to the tactics that kept the cun’t blair in power for 3 elections in a row

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        • 479
          Grown up politics says:

          There are bound to be disagreements in a Coalition. At least Clegg and Cameron have a constructive working relationship- more than Blair and Brown ever managed and they were in the same fucking party.

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    • 484
      Anonymous says:

      Ha fucking ha, useless fucking t*rd. Fuck off Clegg and go bum Hague. Am sure Cameron the Hunt would love to watch too.

      Fucking tools those who voted for you as well.

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  129. 416
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well Mossad will be happy .

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  130. 421
    Communist Cameron the Climate Change Cheerleader says:

    Tory backbencher David Davis has launched an open challenge to David Cameron’s climate change policies by criticising the ‘fixation’ of the green movement.

    The former shadow Home Secretary said the focus on environmental issues would impose tougher targets for reducing carbon emissions that could bring ‘crippling’ costs to the economy.

    The comments are likely to be viewed as a direct challenge to David Cameron who has put tackling climate change high on the Tory party’s agenda

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    • 514
      Anonymous says:

      Good, Davis talks sense on a lot of things, this included.

      How the fuck did a climate loon become PM. Jesus wept. What an arsehole.

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  131. 422
    Communist Cameron the Climate Change Cheerleader says:

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    • 513
      global warming con says:

      Fucking great! Both the leader of the ConDems and the Labour party are fucking global warming loons. 90% tax increases for reasons not based in real science.

      Fuck the lot of them.

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      • 561
        SUCK MY COCK! says:

        What the fuck has global warming got to do with anything you boring c’u’nt?

        Look fuck off you turd burglaring sock puppeteer!

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        • 716
          Anonymous says:

          Other than you and I will pay dearly for the new ‘religion’, absolutely nothing at all dear boy.

          Now run along.

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  132. 438
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    AV either in its pure or warped Socialist form is GERRYMANDERING.

    ONE PERSON ONE VOTE!

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    • 446
      Anonymous says:

      the AV vote is next year

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      • 775
        Osama the Nazarene says:

        … and voting in the new Socialist messiah was not AV multiple times over?

        Its exactly the same where you have many votes in case your real favourite drops out. The warped Socialist version gives some people 12 goes at multiple voting, one as MP, one as Liebor party member, one as union member, one as co-op member, one as other affiliated body member and so on and on. Each time this one person added his 5 numbers / votes.

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  133. 439
    Windbag says:

    Boyos!! time for a good piss up, look you, cos the right – er – I mean left – man has got the job. The drinks are on me! Well, they’re on the EU actually… I done alright out of ‘em didn’t I? Boyos? Ello? Who turned out the lights then….

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  134. 447
    Always ahead is our tat. says:

    tat is learning scriptol

    http://www.scriptol.com/compiler/using.php

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  135. 464
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch to the liberals!

    You never can say goodbye to your SpAd can you William ?

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  136. 474
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This is the losers answer to IDS – a treadwater leader of no consequence born of desperation. Where things differ is what happens next. He’ll not even last 1 term, after which things can only get worse.

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  137. 477
    St George Applauds says:

    So the spawn of foreign Marxists is a potential PM ?

    Sounds like Labour hasn’t changed at all.

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  138. 490
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch toward the Winter of Discontent v2.0

    Mhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!

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    • 532
      the public will love the government cuts and tax rises. like FUCK they will. says:

      which resulted in that government being booted out
      you do realise the liberalconservatives are the government right now don’t you ?
      or do you practice being this stupid ?

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  140. 515
    Mhahahahahahahaha says:

    I’ll see you out tonight nob jockey and finish all your comments too, well that’s what we’re all paid for.

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  141. 518
    Night night girls says:

    Are you still fucking here?

    Like

  142. 519
    Tibbles the wheelie-binned cat says:

    Ol’ Dale’s starting to sound a bit peevish on 5Live. It’s getting a bit ‘Fight! Fight!’

    Like

  143. 522
    Red Clegg Backs Diane Abbot says:

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  144. 524
    the true Heir to Blair is still laughing at the windowlickers who voted for him says:

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    • 601
      Auntie Flo' says:

      Cameron’s reforms and change of the party inspired this life long Liberal, and countless thousands of others, to join the Conservatives. Don’t knock Cameron’s change: it ousted that wretch Brown and made the Conservatives electable again.

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      • 650
        The Brokeback Coalition says:

        almost electable
        but not quite

        even against one of the most inept unpleasant useless Prime Ministers in living memory call me Dave STILL couldn’t get a majority
        which is the ONLY reason there is a coalition

        If the numbers had been right for Clegg to form a coalition with Labour he would have, and anyone saying otherwise is a liar or a fool

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  145. 526
    Weybridgeman says:

    Unreformed Marxist tosser…..welcome to 20 years in the wilderness.

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  146. 534
    St George Spits says:

    Where in the Western world are the true leaders, those with vision and courage ?

    In Europe all you see are professional pols, PPE(Oxbridge) and their continental equivalents, little grey apparatchiks. Maybe that’s the plan, get the gauleiters in place to do the EU’s bidding while the population lies drunk in the streets just like in Hogarth’s day.

    Not much better in the US, got an incompetent fraud in the White House but at least there’s some stirrings at lower levels, all is not yet lost.

    Even Oz has caught the disease, look at that dreadful Welsh woman PM there.

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  147. 537
    Doc Trough says:

    Well, now that’s all over it’s time to take the old Bevanite Ellie out of the water for her annual bottom scraping.

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  148. 558
    Kim Jong-il says:

    Congratulations comrade Ed, I use the same voting system here in the Un-Democratic Republic of North Korea. It works for me I see it worked for you.
    Very soon you will be the Supreme Leader and can carry on the great work of the last Eternal saviour comrade Brown.

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    • 572
      Kim Jong-il says:

      Congratulations comrade Vince Cable, I use the same language against the Capitalists here in the Un-Democratic Republic of North Korea. It works for me I see it worked for you.
      Very soon you will be the Supreme Leader and can carry on the great work of the last Eternal saviour comrade Clegg.

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  149. 564
    Bob Crowe says:

    You got my vote Ed 80000 times.

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  150. 569
    so you think you know the little things says:

    http://www.nanotech-now.com/business.htm

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  151. 571
    Red Ed is sucking up to the Unions already!!! says:

    “Ed Miliband made an immediate appeal to the “mainstream” voters of Middle Britain after winning the Labour leadership with a dramatic and narrow victory over his older brother, David.”

    Nope.

    Now he’s won he’ll run in the middle as everyone but the retards always knew.

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  152. 575
    Red Clegg says:

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  153. 585
    caesars wife says:

    Hes on Andrew pravda show 9am CW is pondering how labour manged to elect the man that wrote the 2010 election manifesto , how can it be called new generation labour ? when he wrote the last version of it , more of re hash than new generation . Crikey its the commies . from 1997 and being handed a good set of books to 2010 and economy load of tripe and no explanation and jedwardo subculture theme .

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  154. 586
    13eastie says:

    This is too funny for words.

    (OK – despite my immense efforts, Mr Balls lost out this time around, but there are still plenty of reasons to be cheerful!)

    You couldn’t make this up…

    First Labour ditches the political genius that salvaged the party from the dark ages of Foot and Kinnock.

    Then, like the “Turkeys that Vote for Christmas” they accept a despised weirdo as leader without question, but with predictably catastrophic results.

    Now the PLP has to stand behind a Leader of the Opposition that they voted AGAINST!

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    UKIP has a reasonable chance of putting Labour into fourth place in British politics.

    This is a Bollinger evening indeed…

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    • 592
      “Turkeys that Vote for Christmas” they accept a despised weirdo as leader without question says:

      but with predictably catastrophic results.

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    • 628
      caesars wife says:

      I am just about to get a nice batch of home made windfall and hedgerow special brew on the go , have purchsed special yeast and hoping it will be ready for christmas , by which time it may be suffciently fermented to be of use to NASA and save few quid on useual larger stashing excercise . I am pondering naming it “drouble trouble” , “commie car crash” or “winterval my arse”, strangle enough any greek names eluded me

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  155. 593
    Anonymous says:

    After the last 13 years , only a complete stupid Bastard would want to be in charge of the Labour Party…..oh wait !!!

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  156. 594
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Brilliant!

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  157. 596
    LAST MORI POLL : LABOUR 37% - CONSERVATIVE 37% - LIB DEM 15% says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    before the tax rises and cuts have even begun

    This is a Bollinger evening indeed…

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    • 611
      Tory Brain Washers Ltd says:

      Chin chin old boy!

      Now they know it’s all down to you k’un’ts in the liebour party we have nothing to worry about at all. With Red Ed in tow your totally fucked for a decade!

      ROFLMAO!

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  158. 599
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Giodo will be so pleased with all these incredibly witty, brainy, eloquent mongs that have suddenly arrived here tonight. They are pushing up his site visits which will put his advertising income up. To have such support for capitalism from the far left is just heartwarming. Clearly they have seen the light. A warm welcome to you all. Do you mind if I call you comrades?

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  159. 625
    Uk Standoff says:

    There are three types. One is those that will do. two is those that will not . and three is those that will do what those who will do say if they pay them, We seem to be in a stage of all three.

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  160. 630
    Tomorrows world Today says:

    It was once said there are no truths outside the gates of Eden.
    It means the only thing that is certain is death.
    Life is too short to fight.
    But we will, we keep on.
    Left and right, getting worse, never better.
    The future Earth is yours?
    Or the children you are fighting for a place .
    In a world you will never be able to set them free.

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  161. 637
  162. 644
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m celebrating by watching my boxset of Star Trek Deep Space Nine DVDs.

    Like

  163. 649
    Dy Anne Flabby Butt says:

    It not be fair, blud. Me gwan drown me sorrows in a bucket of peeeea and riiiice.

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  164. 653
    Tat says:

    c++, fuck it.

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  165. 654
    Robin says:

    Howling wailing horrors Batman Ed?

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    • 687
      red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red says:

      nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter

      Like

  166. 663
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hope Ed makes me shadow chancellor.

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  167. 668
    hail to my good friends coming birthday in 2 weeks says:

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    • 672
      Libcon Beardie Weirdies says:

      The Liberal Conference is over numbnuts and they were slightly to the left of Stalin with their anti-capitalist rhetoric.

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  168. 673
    Last Word says:

    No T*ory. No Labour be
    No politician to rule over me.
    Kill them all.

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  169. 694
    Mark says:

    The Labour whips will have a field day with the published voting figures for MPs.

    1. MPs who did not even give Red Ed their fifth preferences (careers over):
    Ms D Abbott MP
    Rt Hon E M Balls MP
    Sir S Bell MP
    Mr T Blenkinsop MP
    Rt Hon D Blunkett MP
    Mr B Bradshaw MP
    Mr D Cairns MP
    Mr A Campbell MP
    Ms J Chapman MP
    Rt Hon A Clwyd MP
    Ms R Cooper MP
    Ms Y Cooper MP
    Mr S Danczuk MP
    Rt Hon A Darling MP
    Mr J Dowd MP
    Ms L J Ellman MP
    Mr J Fitzpatrick MP
    Ms C Flint MP
    Ms Y Fovargue MP
    Mr P Goggins MP
    Mr T Harris MP
    Mr S Hepburn MP
    Ms M Hillier MP
    Rt Hon M E Hodge MP
    Rt Hon G Howarth MP
    Rt Hon A A Johnson MP
    Ms D R Johnson MP
    Mr K Jones MP
    Miss E Kendall MP
    Mr I Lewis MP
    Rt Hon D MacShane MP
    Ms F Mactaggart MP
    Mr D Martin MEP
    Mr M McCann MP
    Ms K McCarthy MP
    Ms S McDonagh MP
    Mr J McDonnell MP
    Mr P McFadden MP
    Ms M Munn MP
    Mr J Murphy MP
    Miss P Nash MP
    Ms B M Phillipson MP

    2. MPs who ranked Red Ed only fourth in a dismal field of five (careers almost certainly over):
    Mr I Austin MP
    RT Hon H Blears MP
    Mr C Bryant MP
    Rt Hon T Clarke MP
    Mr M Gapes MP
    Mrs P Glass MP
    Mr D Lammy MP
    Mr G Sutcliffe MP
    Mr M R Tami MP
    Mr D Twigg MP

    3. … and the prize for the only MP to say that the new leader of the Labour Party was the worst possible candidate, ranking Miliband fifth out of five (he never had a career):

    Mr P P Flynn MP

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  170. 697
    Nick2 says:

    Ed 4 Nuold Lab leader! “Rejoice”!

    I have no doubt that he’ll attempt to appear middle way/big tent etc for a while – at least until the unions start calling in favours – but his similarities with Cameron & especially Clegg may bring home to some voters how indistinguishable LibLabCon are at the moment.

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    • 709
      Twit tw*t twot says:

      Liebour have a new leader taken from one of five of the old guard,reminds me of the communists in Russia,you do the hokey kokey and you shake it all about and that’s what Liebour are about.

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  171. 699
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This new leader of the losers is really gonna ingratiate himself with the public once Charlie Whelan starts pulling his strings. Just as winter approaches too…

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  172. 702
    Anonymous says:

    My first visit to this site and what a paradise. Do you lot really enjoy this? There’s a big wide world out there with real problems and issues that need sorting.

    Like

    • 704
      Tw*t T*t says:

      Fcuk off TAT youv’e done the night shift ,time for the windowlickers to comment.

      Like

    • 729
      Cameron the wanker says:

      Sod off. No amount of ‘sorting’ will ever change you for the better. I’d give up and shoot yourself now.

      Toodle pip.

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  173. 728
    he's the second most Blairite out of the five says:

    exactly as predicted as soon as he’s elected Ed lurches to the Blairite centre
    just like Dave did
    just like Clegg did

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  174. 730
    Surrey Bigot says:

    At least this means an end to the prospect of AV for parliament in general.

    The outcome demonstrates the way in which the voters do not get to elect the person of greatest popular first choice appeal they really want. You end up with the second or even third worst choice mediocrity of least offence no-one really wants.

    Come to think of it, isn’t that why the Lib Dems have been so keen on AV for so long. Oh to be the permanent tail of the dog wagging the whole animal…. t’ain’t going to happen now I think !

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  175. 731
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Corruption : It’s what Labour do best !

    Only a matter of time now before we start hearing him bleating on about how the coalition have ruined the economy !
    and how Labour would not have made any cuts !

    Heres one for Mr ed and his new best chum Mr Jack Dromey

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  176. 732
    concrete pump says:

    Just woken up, checked the thread and noticed that my moniker has been used by all and sundry.

    I never realised that Labour trolls thought me a threat, i also never realised that trolls actually gave a fuck for my posts – but judging by the constant use of my NDP, i must be having an effect.

    I’m actually flattered.

    Thank you, shit trolls, i have been posting here for a year now, and i will continue thanks to the respect you clearly have for me.

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    • 740
      Can't remember he's concrete pump says:

      try your bullshit on someone who believes it

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      • 743
        concrete pump says:

        Thank you for your continued support LOL! I can’t BELIEVE you actually replied to my post.

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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      • 749
        ooh, get you concrete dump says:

        Hear hear! CP’s moniker is one that stands out as being owned by a rather unhinged person with a propensity for not using his/her brain very much. The comments are laughable and make about as much sense as tat, but not quite.

        Just another sock puppet who deserves no respect. Reading the comments purportedly from him/her personifies the phrase ‘broken Britain’

        Don’t get cocky CP, your name is being taken in vain for all the ‘wrong’ reasons.

        Now fuck off and sniff your boxers you fucking loon.

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  177. 738
    Red Snot says:

    Milliband is a fucking disaster. He’s making Gordon Brown look like a political heavyweight on Marr this morning!

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  178. 738
    Guido Fawkes Press Officer says:

    Arrived in Manchester to find the hotel has no record of my booking. Fabulous.

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  179. 741
    The Unite Union Presents A Charlie Whelan & Bob Crow Production of A Derek Simpson Leader, Starring Ed Miliband In: New Labour Leader says:

    Hello Comrades. I’d like to say a few words but I’m still waiting for my speech to be approved by Mr Whelan.

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  180. 742
    Muuurty's Ghuuurst. says:

    Anyone got a copy of of Militwat’s CV. Would be nice to see the ‘skillset’ that he intends to use to run busted Britain given the chance.

    (Which he won’t)

    Be interesting nonetheless.

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  181. 744
    Labour are finished says:

    Liebore trolls are shitting themselves over the result, hence the barrage of desperate posts here. It’s ok, little trolls. We understand your pain over the election of Ed Miliband. And we love it.

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    • 751
      Cameron the wanker says:

      That comment was brought to you by a supporter of the coalition. That’s right, Cameron couldn’t even get a working majority after 13 years of shit.

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  182. 746
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Another great quote of the day mr Fawkes !
    i hope Sunder Katwala never becomes a fortune teller !
    of for that matter a political analyst !

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  183. 747
    Oona King says:

    Gisa job, please, Mr Miliband.

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  184. 752
    THE LIE-BORE PARTY says:

    Whiter than white politics
    no university tuition fees
    a vote on the Lisbon treaty
    WMD’S
    ha ha ha now for more of the same !

    Like

  185. 754
    LABOUR PARTY HQ says:

    Just check our record over the last 13 years
    Vote labour you know it makes sense ! ha ha
    this is a great read !

    http://www.labour-watch.com/sleaze.htm

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  186. 759
    BRING IT ON ! says:

    Ed Militants Winter of discontent ! Ha Ha Fuckin Har !

    no miners
    no railwaymen
    no steelworkers
    no dockers

    = NO Fuckin Chance !

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  187. 765
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting how Red Ed downplayed his debt to the unions on the Andrew Marr show – as you expect he might. However he sounded positively discouraging regarding any potential strikes.

    He’ll change that view once he’s had a sit down with the Union bosses over party funding.

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