September 25th, 2010

Charlie Whelan Wins by a Whisker

Unite’s massive effort to persuade disinterested union members to vote for Ed Miliband paid off. Ed won 50.65% of the vote. He lost in the MP and membership sections of the electoral college but took so much of the union vote it didn’t matter. The unions bought the election, endorsements and incredibly heavy promotion of their chose candidate paid off. Charlie Whelan and Derek Simpson can justifiably claim it is their victory, they got Red Ed the job…


  1. 1
    Labour are finished says:

    Today, Labour lost the next election. Good.

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    Chazza46 says:

    Although at least Whelan did publically come out for Balls, so to speak, so he won’t be feeling entirely vindicated.

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    Anonymous says:

    So how much money had Unite taken from the taxpayer over the last 13 years?

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    seems good to me also……..

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    (1) uninterested, not disinterested.

    (2) despite the fact Mrs Fawkes is no doubt al bent out of shape with her shopping plans in ruins, I think n a Nebuchadnezzar of Bollinger is in order.

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    Red Ed for PM. says:

    I love Charlie Whelan. One vote from him, more than all the MP’s and members votes put together.
    You’ve got to love Labour democracy.
    We must try this in a general election.

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    Doc Trough says:


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    jibba jabba says:

    He’s a shifty looking weirdo who looks like he has special needs. He has never had a real job, thinks he should be able to control peoples lives and will never be PM.

    Cameron and Clegg must be drinking champagne tonight.

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    Ed says:

    I’m first !

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    Anonymous says:

    1) The bad news – Trade Unions now run the Labour Party
    2) The good news – That means Labour will not be back in power

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    concrete pump says:

    Public sector strikes ahoy! Paintball gun, gassed and loaded. Slide door on Bedford Rascal greased…..

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    Labour are finished says:

    I missed the TV coverage but I read Brown made a speech and even made some jokes. So he managed to get through it without doing a jobby on stage? Must have been doped up real good.

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    jibba jabba says:

    Alas here we don’t use Gordon’s strange number scale for counting.

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    The centre right says:

    Why did people not want another Blair?
    Why, why, why?

    He did nothing wrong. Inequality works. Greed is good.

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    concrete pump says:

    Pretty fucking fantastic…

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    The big D says:

    The BBC PM presenters were nearly at orgasm reporting the result. No bias there then.

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    If Ed Millibrown and David Milliblair are brothers then why do they have different surnames?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bob Crow is fuckin’ king, pal.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    Bastards, thankyou. These parcels of shite need to make the aquaintance of piano wire and lamp posts. Nothing personal, just business.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


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    Anonymous says:

    You couldn’t make it up!! Move those lemmings out of the way, here comes the Labour party…

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    Anonymous says:

    just seen damian mcbride looking very much a part of ed balls’s entourage on channel four news.

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    dragon den says:

    Christmas three months early

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    M'lud says:

    Oh how I’d love to be a fly on the wall at the Miliband Christmas lunch this year! I predict frost this winter.

    If it was my younger brother, with all the experience and gravitas that Ed has, I’d be out of there like a shot. Local Jobcentre beckoning, David?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Aside from the fact he is a left wing dork he is going to get eaten alive for being the union’s creature particularly if they kick off over the winter.

    He is also a Brownie who wrote the 2010 manifesto rejected by the public. Any policies he trots out deviating from that will also be shredded.

    Here’s hoping plenty of the awkward squad get voted into the Shadow Cabinet – anyone know if Vaz is standing?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Agree. Far too much of a leap in the cerebral department for them to be disinterested.

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    ST says:

    A quick scan of the BBC have your say section, most negative, positives coming from the loony left and a few pissed off Labour members.

    Basically, Ed got in without the backing of the Parliamentary party, with a split membership vote and with a trade unionist vote for whom the turnout was less than 10%.

    If the MPs vote in a Blarite shadow cabinet Ed is in trouble.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    As long as it is not David Frost.

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    dragon den says:

    he was wearing some of those special nappies he used to wear on the rocking horse

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    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband Celebrates

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    Cameron&Clegg says:

    Vintage Krug

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ride the triceratops.

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    Blackadder2 says:

    Please would you be more specific about which brother you are referring to?

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    ST says:

    But they do at the Labour party conference.

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    Blackadder2 says:

    They will have piano wire, waiting to use it for the good folk of these lands.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Tories will LOVE this. Labour having their first choice rejected by a combination of the unions and AV? This will kill off labour and AV at the same time.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Just when things could not get any worse, they did.

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    Kali says:

    And he sounds as if he’s talking through a mouthful of baked beans.

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    Engineer says:

    So – Leader, RedEd; Deputy, Hattie Harperson; Treasurer, Lord Presclott of Hull and Pasty; London Mayoral Candidate, Red Ken. Suggestions of Ed Balls as Shadow Chancellor; centrist figures like Andy Burnham thought to be unlikely to serve in shadow cabinet.

    Hmmm. Not keen on taking the centre ground of politics, are they?

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    Sarf of the River says:

    Is that Frank Spencer?

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    concrete pump says:

    I think you’ll find they will be celebrating Hanukkah, or possibly not, cos they’re atheists…….J*wish atheists…err…

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    terence patrick hewett says:

    Gordon Brown today promised his “full, unequivocal and tireless support” to his successor as Labour leader. Oh dear.

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    Ed "shitforbrains" Balls says:

    I’m gonna be fucking shadow chancellor – sweeeeet!

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    George Oz says:

    Bring it on cocktrumpet. Bring it the fuck on!

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    ST says:


    I’m watching John Denham and Shaun Woodward splitting live on the BBC.

    To paraphrase

    “I support the majority result but as Ed said we will support the coalition when it does the right thing” [glares at John]

    “Yes but we can’t support ideological cuts”

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hey broken nose, play the piano!

    I ain’t got no broken nose!


    *** piano sounds ***

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    Laughing Policeman says:

    Ohhh..Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….and so on!

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    I happened to peruse the BBC’s news website just to see what they were reporting and it was wall to wall Labour. Labour are great, Labour are wonderful, new dawn for Labour’s brilliance etc etc etc.

    Come on Cameron, just close down the BBC. Only the East Enders viewers will miss it.

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    Unsworth says:

    It’s not what Whelan says, it’s what he does. No change there at all. Whelan has spent his entire career lying.

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    M'lud says:

    Paintball gun? Is that the best you can do?

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    Ed Militant says:

    Ha ha ha ha. The New Labour era is over and the retro ’70’s Labour is upon us. There will be an internal war within the Labour party as to who gets to pull the leaders strings. Who will be the victor, Ed Milibland and the nothing new labour party or Ed Militant and the Retro Red Labour party. Let battle commence and may it be a bloody one.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Is it because I is thick?

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    Wallace says:

    Well done Gromit. Labour leader eh lad?

    Now get me some more mother fuckin cheese you gurning cockbag.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Only in part.

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    If the MPs vote in a Blarite shadow cabinet Dave is in trouble.

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    M'lud says:

    Good point. And an excellent reason for not getting the family together for a while…

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    They will do worse than Hague did, next time.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Dave Miliband preparing for Christmas dinner with Ed.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Whelan bumbling away in Cable-esque style on the Beeb. Putting in an early plea for Balls.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Hopefully it will be their usual circular firing squad.

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    I'm Charlsh Kenndy and make mine a triple says:

    If the curse descended on innocents whose factory he merely visited, what happens when, Jonah vows ‘tireless support’ for you??

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    Divy Milibland says:

    Boohoos, sobs, sniffles. I am overjoyed for Ed. Boohoo.

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    M'lud says:

    Not sure poor Ed will think so for long.

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    Ernst Roehm says:

    That twat doesn’t celebrate Christmas.

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    calling him Red isn't going to save Cameron says:

    It’s hilarious to see all these uninformed idiots thinking that being slighly less Blairite than his brother means he’s a communist.

    He ran a bit more to the base more that his brother in the leadership election and won.

    Even Cameron sounded vaguely like a Conservative in his Leadership Election and as soon as he won the leadership he ran to the Balirite centre and stayed there.

    So will Ed-M.

    When he makes a speech slamming capitalism you can call him Red Ed but in the meantime that’s the coalitions job.

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    Once was Red says:

    When I was a little lad, although a posh southerner, I was a member of the Co-operative Party – Yeah really! I learned a lot about Robert Owen and the Rochdale Pioneers and the Co-operative movement in general and why it was formed. Basically to try and free the workers from the kind of slavery they were enduring. (If you doubt that, read some social history.) One of the foundational principles, which cost some real patriots their lives and liberty, was one man/woman = one vote. It’s illuminating and incredibly depressing just how far away from that basic democratic foundation the “Labour” movement has moved. Today’s proceedings were an affront to democracy. Tell me dear Guido, and your erudite readers, just who is going to look after ordinary people? It seems to me they are still being painfuly shafted a 160 years later.

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    The Apostrophe Police says:

    “Coalition’s job” not “coalitions job”.

    You were state-educated under Labour and I claim my £10.

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    Susie says:

    He’s got those sloppy wet lips and looks like a right mummy’s boy. All in all the sort of face you’d never tire of slapping…

    Jeez I can’t wait for 2015 and watch Labour obliterated and their union hoods with them.

    Happy happy happy YAY!

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    Forward Party says:

    Comrade Hundal is delighted because he finally called one right.

    Or should that be left?

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    Susie says:

    You got it.

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    Mrs Milliband says:

    My luverly boy done good. My othe boy’s in tears. i’m gonna make them some of my chicken soup with a bagel.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nice to see conservatives having a Pakistani Muslim women as their chairmen. Also George Osborne’s brother is a Muslim, shows progression. I am sure you all are loving it.

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    Red Ed says Capitalism is EVIL!!! says:


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    Susie says:

    Toenails: Quite astounding result, he’s Hotspur, he’s the new crown prince…”

    Susie thought to herself, “He’s toast.”

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    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    RIP Labour and Milliband Minor will be left holding the wrong end of the stick. Slurp!

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    Anonymous says:

    I remember the BBC coverage 5 years ago of the Tory leadership election. The BBC were very dismissive and made out that this was not really an election for a potential prime minister, but just another interim leader who would have a he’ll of a job to defeat labour.

    This time they are laying on the “alternative government” line for all it is worth.

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    Gordon Brown MP(sometimes) says:

    I guess that my ringing endorsement of Ed will ensure that he will soon be leading the UK with me as his Chancellor…

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    Jabba the Cat says:

    Pure window licker!

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Lord Prescott enjoying a light snack at the conference.

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    A really thick as the shitiest shit pinko says:

    I just think it’s so wonderful to have such a wonderfully wonderful person to lead us.

    Who could argue with that?

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    Mad Vinnie says:


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    HandsomeDavid says:

    If you give Gordon a jam doughnut he will turn it into a bagel.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    You ain’t seen nothing yet.
    UNION inequality, UNION greed

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    Mossad says:

    Don’t knock it. They work well with 4 inch screws loaded. And the forensics are nicely screwed up. No fingerprints on screws, no ballistic scratches, no fingerprints on exploded paintballs. No tracing it back to Tel Aviv, see?

    For added effect you can poison the paint balls. The screw penetrates and gives nasty wounds, the paint follows and poisons.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband would blame the frost on global warming and demand even more taxes.

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    Thick corrupt hypocritical Welsh parasite says:

    Lurvly lurvly lurvly. Well done Ed. Look you, me and the missus and the rest of the family will be looking for some well-paid jobs. Take it from me boyo you can never suck enough out of the state teat.

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    caesars wife says:

    Ime happy , name anything he said in leadership contest that stands out , exactly !
    result is rather wierd anyhow theyve managed to polarise the party into what jedwardo thinks ,

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    M'lud says:

    “calling him Red etc etc”: you are missing the point. The fact is that the MPs, the MEPs and the party don’t want him, only the unions do. But there he is leading Labour forward to a brave new world. It’s hilarious.

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    anal twat has no answer says:

    Could you sound any more desperate ?

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    Unite Ed says:

    I will UNITE the party

    Oops…….do you think they will notice the link

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Don’t be silly – no ‘left wing’ Labour leader has ever been ‘left wing’ once they get going. Harold Wilson was once called ‘left wing’. So was Kinnock the Trougher.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fucking isn’t spelled fuckin’.

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    HenryV says:

    I like Spooks too. And the Sky At Night. But all the rest can go.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hague did better in 2001 than John Major in 1997.

    Brown in 2010 did worse than John Major in 1997.

    Major got more votes and a bigger share of the vote in 1997 than Brown in 2010.

    Once the seat boundaries are equalised, labour will be finished for a generation.

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    Vince Cable's secret off-shore account says:

    Brilliant news, this communist sack of shit will keep Labour out of power. He reminds me of Michael Foot without the duffel coat!!!!!

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    Wait till they make Prezza Treasurer!!

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    Red Dave backs Climate Change 100% says:

    If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. – David Cameron

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Lightweight. Out of his depth. That’s just Miliband D

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    Wait till John Prescott is Treasurer. Share price on David Prescott’s company may go up so Guido, get in there first!!

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    Fred Kite says:

    More commie twats running labour, just like the 1970s. How long before the bin bags are piling up, the thick ranting pickets are intimidating workers who want to earn a living rather than stand around waiting for morons to honk car horns at them “in support” (wind down the window and shout lazy c un t s instead) and labour sinks further and further down the polls because the zombie they have elected was bought and paid for by the unions.

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    HenryV says:

    Will I be able to order a Foot-style parker with a picture of Ed on the back from the Labour website? I do hope so….

    When Ed is PM will gain control of Poland and Belgium too? As we are returning to the middle ages we might as well go the whole hog? Is there an Islamic friendly equivalent to the “whole hog?”

    Young Cameron can now move to the right. Give us a vote on the EU and send Liebour into history.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    But Charlie loves me

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    Red Dave the politically correct multi-culturist says:

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    Red Ralph says:

    That’s me lad Ed. Remember all them tales I told you when you were knee high to a grasshopper about the great progressive Karl Marx and that wonderful revolutionary shit Vlad the impaler and of course there was the benevelant Joe. He was one hell of a commie. REMEMBER LAD COMMUNISM IS THE FUTURE.

    No sell out.

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    Indigo says:

    Ed’s terrified facial expression earlier this afternoon – when all the candidates knew who had won, and the result was about to be announced – made me think that Ed (a) didn’t expect to win in a thousand years and (b) didn’t want to win.

    David looked so relaxed that several thought he was about to be announced as winner.

    Hotspur? Toenails is such a pseud.

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    William Shakespeare says:

    Hotspur was killed by Prince Hal and became food for worms.
    (And in real life got an arrow in his face)

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    Cameron Will Fight To Let Turkey Join EU says:

    David Cameron has declared himself the “strongest possible advocate” of Turkey’s ambition to join the European Union.

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    NeverRed says:

    Mr Ed the talking horse says “We must learn from our mistakes”.

    Well I think the low IQ labour supporters must learn from labours mistakes as I am totally sick of their mistakes after 13 years of stealing my taxes.

    What a repulsive person, great news for Cameron and co.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:


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    Lord Ashcroft says:

    It’s hilarious.

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    nell says:

    ‘early plea for balls’ What for??!!

    balls for toilet attendant? or maybe street cleaner?

    Doubt he’s up to either of those jobs!

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    Tennerpants Man says:

    I just heard this and pissed myself, I wasn’t laughing, I really have just pissed myself.

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    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

    “We must learn from our mistakes”.

    Well I think the low IQ labour supporters must learn from labours mistakes as I am totally sick of their mistakes after 13 years of stealing my taxes.

    What a repulsive person, great news for Cameron and co.


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    Peter "£9K per week for doing SFA" Mandelson says:

    Too right mate!

    EU gravy train.. woooohoooooooooo!

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    Anonymous says:

    Well conservatives are the first to have a Pakistani Muslim women as Chairmen.

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    Balls dropped on third count says:

    Ha Mr Fawkes I survived 2 counts!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ king!!! That fuckin’ Bob fuckin’ Crow, pal.

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    Red Dave can't wait for more EU immigrants says:

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    The big D says:

    To use your words Ed, “So what?”

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Is it coz I’m, well you know, and FAT?

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    Red Dave loves the NHS and will expand it while calling those who criticise it "eccentric" says:

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    Sclerosis of the liver says:

    Back from the offy so soon, tat? Didn’t take you long to get p!ssed, did it?

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    Engineer says:

    ***chuckles*** Thought that was supposed to be the Torys’ vice….

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    nell says:

    Red Ed says marxism is Very Profitable!!

    Look at the spoils oily vaz, bliar, prezza and mandy …et al, have managed to squirrel away.

    Stick with me, ed says to his labour sycophants, in time we shall do it all again!!

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    Sclerosis of the liver says:

    I’m on to you, tat. I’m in you. Your renal system’s not what it was, is it? So easy for me to bypass nowadays..

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    Osborne's Anal Beads says:

    Bring it on cocktrumpet. Bring it the fuck on!


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    Call Me Dave’s best outcome is a shadow cabinet hand picked by Ed, rather than one selected by some (relatively) calmer and more rational types. That’s all I’m sayin’.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Play this as you give thanks to Unite, Ed.

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    Sclerosis of the liver says:

    Yes, that and incredibly thick, even by Labour’s standards. Now fuck off.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Doesn’t matter if we are represented by all heinz 57 varieties they still have to obey the EU

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    Ed Balls says:

    and is it coz I’m a yob?

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    Piano Wire Adisory Board says:

    Hang on there. Wavy Davy has not abolished me – and hundreds of other useless quangos – so youmust wait for my permission……….

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    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    do fuck off Tat and stop babbling shit you schizo drug addict nutter

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    Harman_Pride says:

    Well what can I say a new dawn for socialism has broken and happy days are now just over the horizon. With Ed Milibands towering intellect combined with the creative might of the trade union movement there really is no stopping Labour being swept back to power. Britain can then return to full on socialism and the liberation of the poor, the disadvantaged and the LGBT community can begin.This is truly a magical monument to savour.     

    Be still Grasshopper.

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    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    shut the fuck uip Tat you drug addict mental case

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    Engineer says:

    What’s happened to his? Has he lost them?

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    “I want fairness”

    Really? Then how come:

    “How David Miliband avoided inheritance tax on Marxist father’s £1.5million house”

    Daily Mail – Jonathan Oliver

    “David Miliband is living in a £1.5million London townhouse at the centre of a complex inheritance-tax avoidance scheme Gordon Brown has pledged to ban…[he] exploited an Inland Revenue loophole which has been used to reduce death duty bills.

    …a four-storey terrace in ultra-fashionable Primrose Hill, North London. Previously, the Georgian property had been the family home of his parents, Marxist sociologist Ralph and Marion, also a Left-wing academic.

    Ralph died in 1994 aged 70, leaving his estate, then valued at £349,000, to his wife. But it is understood that shortly after his death, Marion and her sons David and Edward, who is also a Labour Minister, agreed a ‘deed of variation’. The move meant that 40 per cent of the equity of the Primrose Hill home was transferred to the sons, who were each given a 20 per cent share in the house.”

    Accountants say this unusual type agreement is almost always drawn up in order to reduce a family’s total death duty bill.

    Mr Miliband’s complicated arrangement will raise eyebrows among Labour colleagues, not least because it goes against his family’s deeply-entrenched socialist background.

    Ralph…one of Britain’s most celebrated intellectual disciples of Karl Marx, who famously frowned on the concept of “private property”…The death duty loophole was named by Gordon Brown as one of 25 “tax abuses”. The Chancellor has complained that the wealthy regard inheritance tax as “voluntary”.

    What’s fair about that, Mr Milibands?

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    This is brilliant. The Labour mongs just elected Will from the Inbetweeners to be their leader. I am looking forward to the shadow cabinet putting hair remover down his underpants so all his pubes fall off. Cameron must have shat himself laughing. It’s the school bully versus the school mong. Thank you, thank you, thank you Charlie Whelan, you just destroyed the fucking Labour Party.

    Fuck me though, Winterval at the Millibands is going to be a frosty affair this year. Brilliant, pure comedy gold.

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    nell says:

    No sweetie. I quite like you .

    You are very funny and entertaining. Trouble is you weren’t left wing enough for today’s labour party!!

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    Charlie Whelan says:

    I haven’t forgotten about Lord Ashcroft.

    Nudge,nudge,wink,wink,say no more,SAY NO MORE

    Get my drift Guido ???

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    Yes sir Mr President! and can you give me a good Hagueing in exchange for all our dead troops ? says:

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He’s first when you add all the second preference votes.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    There has to be a first time for everything.

    But finding the words Brown and loyalty in the same paragraph are as rare as rocking horse shit.

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    No more cash for you Dave says:

    Even Ashcroft’s stopped giving Dave millions of pounds.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    1. Not in votes. Popular vote John Major 1992: 14,093,007 (best ever UK); 1997: 9,600,943; Hague 2001: 8,357,615

    2. Agree. Brown 2010: 8,609,527

    3. Agree

    4. To be devoutly hoped.

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Just when I though I was out, they pulled me back in.

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    local yokel says:

    link where “Red Ed says marxism is Very Profitable!!” or shut the fuck up you liar

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    nells local yokel ways says:

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    man with no name says:

    I honestly can’t think of any programme I’d really miss on the BBC telly or radio any more.

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    Snotrocket says:

    Why Ed, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the Labour leadership… but for Unite?

    (With apologies to Sir Thomas More)

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    nell says:


    Resigned from UNITE and gone fishing. Says everything doesn’t it??!!

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    Cameron backs Blair on Iraq war says:

    David Cameron has said he still believes going to war with Iraq was the right thing to do.

    But Mr Cameron said “those of us who supported” the military action should “see it through”.

    He praised Tony Blair’s reform of the Labour party.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    At least Gordon Brown is not bitter about things………

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    Vinnie the biscuit says:

    I wonder what Dave is thinking? I guess Ed will know when he wakes up with a horses head lying next to him tomorrow, and I ain’t talking about his wife if you catch my drift…….”Mr Milliband is a man who insist’s on hearing bad news immediately”

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    The Miliband house on Edis Street became…a millionaire’s playground…would now, according to estate agents, fetch at least £1.5million.

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    Red Dave the Heir to Blair says:

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    “I want fairness” Really? Then how come: says:

    David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later

    David Cameron revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.

    Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.

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    W1thout a paddle says:

    At least David Davis is not bitter about things………

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Well said, Mr Farter Ruck.

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    nell says:

    Oh willstraw and his labour yobs have hit their manchester hotel rooms for the night in a haze of dri++nk and dr+ugs.

    I wonder what ‘useful’ purpose wilstraw could possibly serve in ed’s opposition government?

    Frankly nothing comes to mind.

    Oh wait a minute perhaps he could be bobcrow’s ‘traffic controller’ as he leads edmilitwit out onto the m25 on the 19thoctober in the union’s campaign to make the government spend spend spend and not cut!

    Labour are so amusing.


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    Richard Dawkins says:

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    Engineer says:

    Actually, I don’t blame him. The peace of a Scottish salmon river must be infinitely preferable to the Westminster village. Why he left his riverbank in the first place to return to politics remains unexplained – but money must have had something to do with it.

    Anyway, since the Union Modernisation Fund has been cancelled the Union can’t afford him anymore, and he won’t be paid from Party funds since they haven’t got any, so he probably had little choice.

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    Dave I-waz-robbed Millipede says:

    BooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHooBooHoo etc forever

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    Ernesto says:

    Yep- easy to spout on about decent wages and workers rights when you’ve lived a life of privilege.Lived in posh areas,been educated in decent schools,secured places at university and “jobs” thanks to your parents contacts.
    Ed Milliband knows nothing about the real world. Has he ever had a proper job, or has he only ever been involved in politics?
    He shafted his own brother and the Labour party manifesto, which he wrote, was overwhelmingly rejected by the electorate.Doesn’t inspire confidence does it?

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    Engineer says:

    This moderation is becoming a tad irritating. What on earth is potentially offensive about that?

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    Baroness Hijab Warsi says:

    I am your chairmen, did you clear this party political broadcast with me?

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    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

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    Moley says:

    It suits the purposes of the Union Leaders to have labour out of office, because they have more power, more freedom of action and a better evangelical platform to recruit and proselytise, with labour in opposition.

    Ed is on their side, and will keep Labour from being elected– a perfect result for the Whelan’s of this world.

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    Middle Class Dave feels your pain says:

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    Hang The Bastards says:


    Is this the same useless cock that ran around like CHICKEN LICKIN shouting the world would end in 20 days !

    To me he will always be CHICKEN LCKEN….. No one will take this twat seriously.

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    Bob Crowe says:

    Don’t worry Comrade as long as I have breath in my lungs the ordinary working man will be looked after. Remember Ed Miliband is our man and a fully bought and paid for asset belonging to the RMT. The future comrade belongs to us.

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    concrete pump says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap +SKLOOSH!+

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    Nikita says:

    The 50 year plan is unfolding as it should.

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    Hang The Bastards says:


    Is this the same useless cock that ran around like CHICKEN LICKIN shouting the world would end in 20 days !

    To me he will always be CHICKEN LICKEN….. No one will take this twat seriously.


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    Auntie Flo' says:

    That Edis Street, Primrose Hill house appears to me to be worth far more than £1.5 million. It’s around 30% larger than all of the others on the street and smaller houses there appear to have sold for 2.3 million.

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    nell says:

    That of course is what commie’s and marxists do!

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    D miliband says:

    Well done Whelan.

    Labour just became unelectable thx 2 U.

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    Engineer says:

    Islam regards it as blasphemous to show images of Allah, so in Humanism, is it blasphemous to show images of Dawkins?

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    Hitler Youth Pope says:

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    How do like your T*ory,boiled or fried sir? says:

    The T*ories are children at the sweet counter, Labour are the carnivores and they are fucking hungry.

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    Ed MiliVanili says:

    I want to unite the labour party and move it forward, take it for a day out at butlins…thank you

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    Irn Bru Snorter says:

    That reminds me of one of the Radio 4 announcements which started “Good Evening….I’m one of the Dimblebys….”

    Personally I think Ed sounds like a comic impressionist trying to do Tony Blair, with the lisp an’ all…

    Jeez… 4 more years of listening to that….

  184. 184
    Baroness Hijab Warsi says:

    Did I look pretty today? I am after some once’s husband.

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    Lost In The Rain says:

    Guido should count the first time vivitors that went to mod and never came back.

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    Engineer says:

    That’s a bit Machiavellian, Moley – permanent opposition lends more power than government.

    Are you really Mandelson in disguise?

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    Nick Clegg says:

    So God does exist afterall.

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    feneon says:

    Give me anyone in politics who hasn’t?

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    Ed MiliVanili says:

    agree it’s so tedious I ‘m thinkking of leaving already

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    Engineer says:

    Looks like they’re going to stay hungry for a long time, now.

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    Bob Crow says:


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    The Tory Party says:


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    feneon says:

    Union ballot is one member one vote, dipstick. The block vote was abolished years ago.

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    White Van Man says:

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    What strange way of counting? One member one vote innit!

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    nell says:

    Nope you have that wrong.

    ed kinnochio milibrown is the heir to brown .

    davemilibliar would have been the heir to bliar but alas+++laugh+++ he lost.

    labour are the beeb’s next wannabee ‘comedy’ show!!!

    Unfortunately for the beeb this very unfunny show is not pulling any laughs and may be dropped sooner rather than later!!

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    Salman Rushdie says:

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    White Van Mong says:

    yep! that’s all Guido’s windowlickers and mongs on here all right!


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    feneon says:

    Sounds just like the Tory front bench to me, career politicians.

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    Ed Balls says:


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    Auntie Flo' says:

    David Cameron had to have accomodation and a treatment room built for his severely disabled and very ill son and for those who nursed him 24 hours a day.

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    Mandy's little windowlicker helpers says:

    its Mandelson who was briefing anyone who would listed that he’s ‘Red Ed’

    good to see the windowlickers eagerly doing Mandelsons bidding completely oblivious to how hilarious it is

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    MI5 says:

    If our budget gets cut we will not be able to stop us being the IRA and you know what that means

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    Dork beaten by Dweeb says:

    Dork beaten by Dweeb

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    GF says:

    Is Ed Miliband of Asian descent? He was looking very swarthy and Eastern on the news tonight.

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    Richard Dawkins says:

    Best vid ever

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    feneon says:

    It’s called AV. A far more democratic system than Tory leadership elections.

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    James Edward Whitaker/Jethro says:

    …let me suggest ‘Journey into Space’ …

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    concrete pump says:

    Fuck off stalker!

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    Labour List Mongs says:

    Don’t make fun of my Liebour party and Ed the Red cos iz wuv him so there!

    Waaaaaaaahaaaaaar, Waaaaaaaahaaaaaar, Waaaaaaaahaaaaaar!

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    caesars wife says:

    Rabid I might go along with , late stages , delerium, foaming at mouth , call Freddie Flintoff blogger for solution

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    Uncle Vanya. Raddled Tax Slave of Busted Blightys Overcrowded Shores East Anglia, Englandshire UK says:

    Well, the Komrdes have elected Mr (Talking head E) Millypeds. The Other Millypes Bros will sulk big time just like Gollums McBroone. The Liarbor Party will lurch ‘Back to the Futere’ of the good ‘ole days when the TUC and Unions ran the show.

    The stink of dead Marxists and Marxism lingers over the Labour Party like the miasma of rotting fish. It looks like its back to the days when Michael Foot was dear Leader, except Mr Ed is a bit more sartorial in his dress.

    Well, that’s Liarbor, or the “New Socialist Labor Party of Great Britain” will take it’s place as HM’s “Loyal Oppostion” as the Komraded quaff a new brew called “Stalins Piish!”

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    Tim says:

    The Milibands are the great white hopes of the Frankfurt School.

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    No wonder the country’s in the state it’s in.

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    lol says:

    and they’re not even white!

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    Agent tat says:

    concrete chump is Gordons tractor stats man.

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    Labour List Mongs says:

    Ed’s rousing speech at the end of the video did it for us, we’re all true believers now!

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    Guess who else was elected with the help of the Unions ? says:

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    One down Tat says:

    wrong tat. I’ve only had one can, going for a line now, see u later sucker

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    Teather in Leather says:

    He was definately the least worst mediocrity of a candidate to lead Labour to defeat at the next election. At least the party can legitimately blame the unions for his selection when it all inevitably goes tits up.

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    nell says:

    What matters is that they are marxist and about as electable as a banana!!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes. Looking a bit Arab, wasn’t he? The Muslims will love him, of course.

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    concrete chump says:

    Well you did elect Red Dave

    No wait, you didn’t, he had to go running to the Lib Dems to save him and become PM


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    Did you mention ****, ***, or *******?

    Shocking. And quite rightly deleted.

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    The Piano Tuners' League says:

    Piano Wire may only be acquired by current members of our Guild, or of an affiliated Society, Union, or other such Recognised Body.

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    Vince Cable Coaltion memory loss says:

    attack capitalism ? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

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    As an Eastern European Jew the muzzzies are most unlikely to embrace him like a brother.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I don’t want to mention Bob again but he must be Crowing over the result.

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    sowwy! try again says:

    which has nothing to do with a taxpayer funded mortgage

  231. 231
    Mike Hunt says:

    What do you mean Now? they always have. He who pays the piper calls the tune.

  232. 232
    William Jethrospeare says:

    “… is this a Banana I see before me, its handle towards my hand?”

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    nell says:

    The thing is ashcroft was giving money and whelan has become an expert, over many years, troughing it from the taxpayer.

    Which one of them is worse??!!Hmmm!!?

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    Scally says:

    bagels, let them go stale and they are great for smash n grabs

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    There are troubles ahead. says:

    All Jokes aside. This is serious Ju Ju and the End of New labour. A return to organised labour.

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    bye bye dave says:

    neck and neck in the polls and this is the honeymoon period

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    Maximus says:

    Have you tried whistling while you work?

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    concrete pump says:

    what a twat

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    Scouse Twat says:

    Ford are hiring a thousand for the new Landrover, something must be going right.

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    how did calling Blair "Red Tony" work out for three elections in a row ? says:

    because Mandelson says so ?
    you really don’t have a fucking clue do you

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    Out of Power for a Decade says:

    Don’t you dare make fun of my Liebour party and the new Messiah Ed the Red because I wuv him so and the sun shines outta his arse so there!

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Test match special, me. But that’s about it.

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    So long Dave.Ed says:

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    Any pointers? says:

    Any truth in this?

    “On Wednesday this week the govt. have ordered all major news organisations not to report a particular story and stop / remove any interest in it.”

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Just a sliver of irony, sir.

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    nell says:

    Need to treat it like a word puzzle Eng.

    Change letters, punctuation, insert stars///+++ etc for vowels!!

    Don’t let guido’s auto mod get the better of us!!

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    Anonymous says:

    “He’s a shifty looking weirdo who looks like he has special needs. He has never had a real job”

    Oh – just like Cameron and Clegg, then.

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    Dirty says:

    chanting 3 times done shit but watch whats coming

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    Mr Ned says:

    Ron Paul, United States Congressman. Check out his record in office.

    You may disagree with his politics, but he is one of the only honest, decent politicians who personifies integrity in politics.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It’s not that he cannot tell the truth, nor that he cannot tell a lie. He just cannot tell the fucking difference.

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    ST says:

    You must be from the Glasgow Labour branch.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

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    could have been worse but Lord Levy is back in Israel

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    nell says:

    bob crow v the ordinary working man/woman.

    That’ll be the servants who slave after you in your posh london home and your cuban villa, both paid for out of union subs then will it??

    Oh and not to mention your union paid for 5 star travel expenses!!

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    Anonymous says:

    oooo get u ducky

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    concrete pump says:

    Fuck off stalker twat!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Good to see Engineer and TT back so swiftly from Hades.

  258. 258
    Christy says:

    Con Men with a capital C all p*ssing in the same pot,do you think in chavland the hot subject is who won this leadership/unite contest? not a bl**dy chance.
    I know I’m looking back but what Cromwell would have made of this lot I shudder to think Ah well you can always dream.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a fucking wanker for saying that, and plenty of other reasons too.

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    nell says:

    Your english leaves much to be desired. You have clearly been educated in the labour state sector.

    Although you maybe correct is stating that the Conservative Party is the first British political party to have a Pakistani born lady , who also happens to be a muslim, as chairperson.

    I think what is really important tonight is that the labour party has, for the first time in more than 40 years, elected a marxist as their leader!

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    The Communist Coalition says:

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    Ah, intellectual sloth from Tuscany.

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    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Labour are so fucked with that mong in charge!!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Did I mention Bob Crow yet?

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    So long Dave says:

    Whichever party wins this election will have to inflict such painful austerity measures on the British population that they will soon find themselves out of power for a generation. – Mervyn King, Bank of England Governor.

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    Engineer says:

    I used to have some vague ideas about which words were taboo, but the moderation Al Gore Rhythm seems rather less predictable, and rather indiscriminate.

    Oh well, patience is a virtue, I suppose….

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    "Peter Mandleson loses by a whisker" says:

    Poor Mandy, he’ll have to go back to the EU now.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Laugh? I nearly shat:

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    concrete moniker says:

    Did I mention Chris Huhne yet?

  270. 270
    Truthseeker says:

    What’s Artificial Voting?

  271. 271
    Stepford Wives says:

    This blog is so grim …

  272. 272
    Frank says:

    Being a trade union member should be hate crime.

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    Mr Ned says:

    Yeah, its the one where the party’s MPs and the wider membership are overruled by the second choice of the unions!!! Labour did NOT get the guy they voted for as their first choice.

    Some democracy.

    At least Cameron was elected by a direct majority of his party.

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    What a fucking mong says:

    Ask yourself which party put us all in this position in the first place, and ask yourself will the British people put them back in power again?

  276. 276
    William Gaygue says:

    oooo get u ducky

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I very much doubt that.

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    Mr Shadrack says:

    I am vair vair angry.

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    try looking at the polls dickhead says:

    How’s blaming the last guy working for Obama ?

    You fuckwitted retard.

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    Mr Ned says:

    I commented on a previous thread that as soon as I saw Ed’s face, either he had lost and was gutted, or he won and was shitting himself!!!

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    Today is the Mirror image to the Day Blair took over says:

    I remember many years ago being a in an organisation and being approached one night by a couple of “old hands” who proceeded to buy me drinks and butter me up with great praise before suggesting that I might want to consider applying for a promotion which would put me in a position of authority within said organisation.

    Thankfully although I was young and clearly lacking in the necessary experience to do any justice to this position, I had enough gumption to realise that the two “old soaks” were looking for someone whom they thought they could manipulate from behind the scenes for their own purposes. I politely declined.

    Sadly for the Labour movement Miliband E has no such gumption.

    Rejoice !

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    Wather of big bruvver and x factor says:

    the wot school

  283. 283
    ddd says:

    Great news. The lurch to the left we had all been hoping for. Can’t wait to see this cross-eyed mumbling idiot crash and burn.

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    Anonymous says:

    That was true until today, when Labour elected a halfwit.

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    Can't remember I'm concrete pump says:

    Laugh? I nearly shat:

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    Get grub.Get guns says:

    taking the smack heads off the heroin is going to be nasty.painting a likeness there. You see the picture. I predict rioting like this country has never seen. This time guns will be fired and we will go somewhere we will never come back from. get ready for a new different world

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    already so very, very desperate says:

    Abbot and Balls lost shit for brains

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What is it that you can’t Huhne about but you can Crow over? Just remind me, pal?

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    Albi Here says:

    Thought Landrover was a Tata product.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    He will be as effective as an Indian Bridge builder if thats what you mean.

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    Try having an election now dickhead says:

    Because Obama borrowed and spent the money mongchops, and STILL fucking is doing.

    Do pay attention and try and keep up!

  292. 292
    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    lay off the drugs tat
    you’re babbling again

  293. 293
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You don’t like it up you, do you? Oh! In your case, you probably do.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am all for giving people with special needs a chance

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    To fight a halfwit.

  296. 296
    Mr Ned says:

    I like spooks too, and TopGear and the F1 coverage. That is about it, really.

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    The Communist Coalition says:

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    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    Have your fun, Conservative mongs. Post your pathetic jokes in the belief that the past is everlasting, but today, you see the future of Britain taking it’s rightful place at the head of the new world order. You represent a bygone age of exploitative capit*list abuse, as perpetrated by the ruling elite of inherited wealth and privilege, coupled with c*rporate greed, in it’s last desperate gasps of breath, before extinction.
    Who really is the face of the new, modern, multiracial, multicultural, globally concious Britain, beating at the heart of European enlightenment. Ed Milliband, or the old school tie of yesterday’s coalition?

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    Can't remember I'm concrete pump says:

    Calm down William you’ll find another young Spad to get it up you soon enough

  300. 300
    loony lefty libcons says:

    because you’re a coalition supporter

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    The Tory Party a Few Hours and a Few Sherries Later says:


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    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    That’s why you’re allowed to post here.

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    The new liboore leader ed millitwat dosen’t look statesman-like at all, in fact, he looks and acts like a big gormless drip. How on earth is he going to handle meeting leading politions and tough negotiators from around the world when they will all know only too well that he’s only there becouse he’s the trade unions little puppet?

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    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    I’ll just bet you’re a seething mass of hate crimes just waiting to be committed Frank.

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    So What's next? says:

    1. More announcements of cuts and job losses.

    2. A winter of discontent? – (Now very highly lightly with Red Ed & the Unions)

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    Ed Flag says:

    1) The bad news – Trade Unions now run the Labour Party
    2) The good news – That means Labour SHOULDl not be back in power
    3) The real bad news – you have forgotten to take into account the extremely cretinous nature of the British electorate.

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    Anonymous says:

    Donkey jackets back in fashion

  308. 308
    tat says:

    fuck you fawkes ,prick

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Only if it is preceeded by a Smugfest warning.

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    Stu says:

    Basically the difference is, Cameron isnt a hypocrit you stupid labour cock.

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    Duuuuuuuuuuuuur ?? who's George Bush ? you fucking retard says:

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    Oh look another Mong! says:


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    Stu says:

    At least its ashcrofts money not the bloody tax payers you wanker.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Possibly, but he is not omnipotent.

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    in fact, he looks and acts like a big gormless drip. says:

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Ha fucking ha ha. Time to sit back and watch the losers REALLY tear themselves to shreds now. With the unions at the top vs the popular members there is no other possible outcome. And its all they deserve. Thanks fuck they are completely irrelevant and their only interest now is the comedy angle. The Europe splits of the tories past had nothing on this.

    The losers suffering for what they did to the UK for the last 13 years is about to begin.

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    Anonymous says:

    That and cheap wood burning braziers from B&Q.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ah , the Unions in charge again. Takes me back to my childhood and all those power cuts. Makes me feel all warm and fluffy, enjoy the trip…

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    Oh look another Mong! says:

    Hello again!

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    Vote B&P!

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    Takes one to spot one says:

    Hello brother!

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    new Balls please says:

    David Miliband is being offered the job as Shadow Chancellor.

    You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh at Balls now.

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    White Van Man says:

    And about time too, let the games begin!

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    Ed Militant says:

    The first policy to be introduced to the 70’s Retro Red Labour Party is the Deficit Denial and the ‘Nothing to do with us Gov’ rhetoric. Haha!
    I was sitting my A levels when Blair and Brown were destroying the country. It was around the same time when I had to seek medical advice for my acne. So I am not to blame. Oh yeah, that was the year David kept giving mother and I chinese burns.

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    Guess who else was elected with the help of the Unions ? says:

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    Shit Smearing Spastics says:

    One lump or two?

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    Crikey says:

    These labour economic advisers certainly know how to party.

  328. 328
    Confused Copper says:

    paintball projector if you please.

    Otherwise we’d have to classify them as S5 would we not.

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    Anonymous says:

    Since we are all going back to the 70’s under Ed, Charlie and Derek , this would be appropriate

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    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    New Britain.
    Who is really more representative of you?
    A well bred old school tie elitist, who will drag you back to the good old days of unemployment being a price well worth paying for inheritance tax cuts, or the successful son of an immigrant who has made good the dream of opportunity for all?

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    Try having an election now dickhead says:

    Talk to me in 2015 and maybe, just maybe I’ll listen to your shit!

    Otherwise piss off you brain dead mong.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    or alternatively have had your pension shafted by Brown and Balls theft.

  334. 334
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    All my posts are being moderated!
    Proof of T**y bias!!!!!!!

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    He looks a nice young chap.

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    Labour Elects Leader as U.K. Polls Show Party Gaining Ground says:

    A poll on Sept. 21 by YouGov Plc put Cameron’s Conservatives, the senior party in the coalition, neck and neck with Labour at 39 percent. Brown resigned as prime minister and Labour leader after the party slumped to 29 percent of the vote in May, seven points behind the Tories.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Bear with me, but imagine this was a contest for the Tory Party;

    BBC news: and finally in other news, after months of deliberations the Tory Party have elected a new leader who narrowly beat his brother and some other candidates.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You can always have a refund and fuck off ?

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    Steve Miliband says:

    the old school tie of yesterday’s coalition

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    ROFL!! says:

    “Try having an election now dickhead”
    “Talk to me in 2015 and maybe, just maybe I’ll listen to your shit!”

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

    What a twat!
    make up your mind you braindead mong
    now or 2015 ?

    go fuck yourself shit for brains retard

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    True blue says:

    However much of a tosser I think Blair is, he did manage to put his “message” across to middle England.

    When he was faced with Major, Hague, Duncan Smith and Howard he wiped the floor with them.

    There is no way in the world that Ed M is going to do this, even his voice is grating with it’s nasal whine, Labour are going to go through a rapid succession of leaders in a very short space of time, the betting is not on who is going to succeed Ed, but when.

  342. 342
    Ed Milliband (PM in waiting) says:

    I owe it all to Guido Fawkes and his hard working grass roots activists.
    I thank you all, from the bottom of my brothers heart.

  343. 343
    Four Eyed English Genius says:

    This is only true if the government of the day is not prepared to whup the unions.

  344. 344
    anonymous says:

    Guido suggested last night at a private gathering that should Ed Milliband become Labour leader, he may (if he has any sense) dump the unionists. As they voted him in he would not dare. Poor Ed has no one to pull his strings, unlike brother David who had Mandy as his puppet master.

  345. 345
    concrete pump says:

    Useless trolling, you’re fucked and you know you are.

  346. 346
    William Hague says:

    ‘appen I’m getting an erection again

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    yeah, and who’s actually out their earning a buck? Not your bunch of tw*ts anyway.

  348. 348
    lolol says:

    because you say so

  349. 349
    Richard Dawkins says:

    Isn’t that nepotism?

  350. 350
    Camong along with us says:

  351. 351
    Today is the Mirror image to the Day Blair took over says:

    wot ? they lost “shit for brains” ?? Was it messy, did it spill all over the floor ? Wot replaced the shit in their cranium then?

  352. 352
  353. 353
    The British Public a Few Years Later says:

    Well I’m not voting back in those striking commie bastards!

  354. 354
    Ed Milliband (PM in waiting) says:

    Level in the polls before the cuts are even announced, and with the boost of a new leader, we’ll see.

  355. 355
    Puppet master says:

    Mandy must find another career now. I think interior design is very fitting. But only of the finest yachts.

  356. 356
    Try having an election now dickhead says:

    What year is it again?

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the Labour Trolls are being paid overtime tonight. No doubt they can recoup the expenses from someones Union dues.

  358. 358
    Can't remember I'm concrete pump says:

    Useless trolling, you’re fucked and you know you are.

  359. 359
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    T’ories don’t give refunds, just a ticket to the dole queue.

  360. 360
    the mongs love Mandy says:

    his new job is advising the windowlickers on here since he’s the one who called Ed Red Ed

  361. 361
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the CCHQ Trolls are being paid overtime tonight. No doubt they can recoup the expenses from Lord Ashcroft.

  362. 362
    Try having an election now dickhead says:

    Dickhead thinking we’re having two elections in 2010 because the Liebour Hunts have a new leader!


    See you in 2015, like I said the first time round you fucking mong!

  363. 363
    Chong Street scum says:

    your just an arsehole who orders parts for micks and paddys with building contracts online, your not one of them t*ory toffs no matter how hard you try muppet,wake up.

  364. 364
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” The problem with socailisim is that you always run out of other peoples money”

  365. 365
    Hang The Bastards says:

    ED Milliband = CHICKEN LICKEN

    Remember …. “the sky is going to fall in if we dont save the planet in 20 days ”


  366. 366
    Oh look another Mong! says:

  367. 367
    NooPROGRESSIVEBoringLiar’s Conference (Leisure) Committee TO ALL PROGRESSIVE BORINGLIAR DELEGATES! says:

    Further to Section (a) Subsection 34b of the PROGRESSIVE Composite Motion 54.11.98 referring to the PROGRESSIVE Need and Right of Every PROGRESSIVE NooBoringLiar to Have A Good Time, the PROGRESSIVE Conference Committee (PROGRESSIVE Entertainments) have organised The PROGRESSIVE Annual Show and Fun Time to CELEBRATE and HONOUR THE GLORIOUS AND BELOVED LEADER :

    To whet your appetite, here are just some of the confirmed ‘Acts’ :

    • Hatty and her PROGRESSIVE Hod-Humping Harlots will perform a synchronised movement.

    • Mzzzz. HaHaHaHa-HoHoHo Person ‘She’s a laugh!’ will tell a PROGRESSIVE diversity joke about a PROGRESSIVE Scotstsperson, a portable telephone, and a Secretary (Administrative Assistant’ in NooLieBore Speak)

    • My PROGRESSIVE Lord Prezza of Scoff will perform a PROGRESSIVE magic trick. As this prolonged PROGRESSIVE performance will require the assistance of an attractive PROGRESSIVE female volunteer from the audience, and will take some while, it will be held in a separate venue. Much depends on whether or not his PROGRESSIVE wand can be made to work.

    • My PROGRESSIVE Lord never-lost-for-a-fucking-word Kinnockio ‘The Welsh Windbag’ will tell a PROGRESSIVE joke. As this may take 3 or more PROGRESSIVE hours, this also will be held in a separate venue.

    • The Revd. PROGRESSIVE Phoney Bliar, Comical PROGRESSIVE Ally, and My PROGRESSIVE Lord MandleScum will read excerpts from their notebooks on the themes of ‘PROGRESSIVE Self Help means helping myself to whatever I please’ and ‘How to Help Yourself PROGRESSIVELY to a lot of moolah’.

    • A consort of snivelling po-faced PROGRESSIVE ShamPain Sosherlysts will whine various platitudes about the evils of freedom for the sheeple and the desirability of Total State Control and the Sosherlyst Parodies.

    • Madame Comrade Frau OberGroppingKampenFurhrer will juggle her bathplug in a PROGRESSIVE fashion.

    • Madame Comrade Baroness Udders will demonstrate how PROGRESSIVE progress can be made sucking the Great Sosherlyst Tit.

    • Wee ‘Wreckage’ McRuin will recount a PROGRESSIVE humerus story, at some considerable length complete with arm movements, facial tics, and grimaces, entitled ‘How, being an Hero and Man Of Courage, I Saved the World in a PROGRESSIVE way’. He will be accompanied on stage by a PROGRESSIVE dummy.

    • The Grand PROGRESSIVE Finale will involve the Entire PROGRESSIVE Company performing a PROGRESSIVE tableaux entitled, ‘Tractor Production Reaching an All Time High under the Dear PROGRESSIVE , Glorious, and Beloved Leader’.

    Attendance is compulsory. BE THERE!!

    The entire performance will be repeated endlessly on AlJaBeeba, the Propaganda Wing of Noo PROGRESSIVE BoringLiars.

  368. 368
    White Van Man says:

    I can’t wait to see the dole queues filling up with useless lazy labour party member public sector workers!
    I shall laugh at them very loudly and shout “a future fair for all!”


  369. 369
    Four Eyed English Genius says:

    Labour are the tofu eaters and becoming ever more anaemic!

  370. 370
    I WON AFTER ALL! says:

    No, wait, I didn’t and nor did Ed Balls. LOL!

  371. 371
    It's a new dawn, is it not? says:

    The Conservatives are positively shitting themselves at the prospect of facing a new invigorated opposition, as represented by Ed Milliband, not a member of the toff school of old boy connections and a tap on the nose of “not being one of us” brigade, but a real product of the New Britons.

  372. 372
    nell says:

    Does anybody know if Ed Miliband has been circumcised in accordance with his faith?

  373. 373
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The same can be said of socialism.

  374. 374
    Oh look another Mong! says:

    That’s Ready Steady Eddy actually!

  375. 375
    Anonymous says:

    I think Ed will be really good for the country

  376. 376
    Oh look another Mong! says:


  377. 377
    nell says:

    God bless the dead troops! Only joking!!
    Fuck them now it my hero Dave’s problem.

    Dead troops are so amusing.


  378. 378
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off back to Liebour List you fucking Troll Mong!

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Neil (We’re Alright. We’re Alright. We’re Alright) Kinnock is singing Ed’s praises on Radio 5 Live. They’re fucked.

  380. 380
    you reep what you sow says:

    Ha ha. At last that slimey sleezeball has no ones ear to whisper his sweet nothings into. Bye bye Mandy. You back the wrong horse C***T.

  381. 381
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  382. 382
    You can't take the 'B.O.' out of Labour says:

    Liebour trolls in frenzied meltdown !! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

  383. 383
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  384. 384
    The Red Mongs says:

    Absolutely not!

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    Continuity IRA

  386. 386
    Count Arthur Strong lookalike says:

    I was robbed.

  387. 387
    The Marxist Coalition says:

  388. 388
    Cowboy says:


  389. 389
    Basically the difference is, Cameron IS a hypocrite you stupid tory cock. says:

  390. 390
    Fred Kite says:

    hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah. Stupid c _u n t!

  391. 391
    lulzlulz says:

    No, because it’s true, dipstick

  392. 392
    yuddisher momma says:

    Ahhh, the old country.

  393. 393
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t finkso. CCHQ continually gather funds from their party faithful. Hence, they ask Guido to speak to the Hamptead Conservatives at a local party fund raiser. And despite many soiling their pants over the Hague story, they paid to hear him speak.

  394. 394
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch to the left!

  395. 395
    The Communist Coalition says:


  396. 396
    There's trouble at mill says:

    Right lads, down tools and fuck the job!

  397. 397
    loony lefty libcons says:

  398. 398
    concrete pump says:

    Don’t you dare make fun of my Liberal party and the new Messiah Wavy Davy because I wuv him so and the sun shines outta his arse so there!

  399. 399
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can Ed add up ?

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    What’s this govt media blackout for something allegedly happening on Wednesday?

  401. 401
    streamfisher says:

    So, what have we learned from this exercise in pointlessness, don’t walk about with a Banana unless you are campaigning for Fyffes?.

  402. 402
    Arthur Scargill says:

    Who gives a fuck, he’s red and that’s all that matters!

    Right come on lads, after me!

    Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!

  403. 403
    Fred Kite says:

    The labour trolls are crapping themselves, they know that the charisma-free mini michael foot they have been lumbered with will be about as attractive to voters as a shit pancake. Rejoice! Just rejoice!

  404. 404
    Anonymous says:


  405. 405
    Rolf says:

    Marvellous mate

  406. 406
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    There seems to be a lot of spastics around tonight from that commie party,same in the letter box this morning,get over it shithead you are out of power for at least three elections,we have no money left for labour to promise to spend,just do one dickwad

  407. 407
    Labour hypocrites says:

    How could Milliband ever be described as ” successful”?
    What has he ever achieved in the real world?
    He inherited wealth and property from his late father, hung around with old Labour politicans and wrote the 2010 manifesto which was rejected by the electorate. Er- that’s it.

  408. 408
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    is the face of a new, modern, multiracial, multicultural, globally conscious, strike ridden, dole dossing Britain.

  409. 409
    what stupid c unt says:

    nell thinks Abbot isn’t left wing


  410. 410
    Singalonga Charlie says:

    You puts your left man in
    Your right man out,
    You lose a few elections
    And the party’s full of doubt
    Labour’s turning leftie
    And they’re going down the spout
    That’s what it’s all about!

  411. 411
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The unkindest cut.

  412. 412
    Labour hypocrites says:

    No just pissing themselves with laughter.

  413. 413
    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13% says:


  414. 414
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    C – R – O – W. What does that spell?

  415. 415
  416. 416
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well Mossad will be happy .

  417. 417
    Who gives a fuck, Dave’s red and that’s all that matters! says:

  418. 418
    make mine a double says:

    Me too.
    The country will unite behind the Coalition as people understand the alternative is a destructive union-dominated old style Labour party led by an inexperienced twat with the charisma of a wet rag.

  419. 419
    Plagiarist Labour List Twats says:

    Hey Mr CP storker twat, I have © on that comment alright ℃ÜИṰ face!

  420. 420
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    Thats a very bananaist comment, ed the red has promised equality for all fruit and veg,

  421. 421
    Communist Cameron the Climate Change Cheerleader says:

    Tory backbencher David Davis has launched an open challenge to David Cameron’s climate change policies by criticising the ‘fixation’ of the green movement.

    The former shadow Home Secretary said the focus on environmental issues would impose tougher targets for reducing carbon emissions that could bring ‘crippling’ costs to the economy.

    The comments are likely to be viewed as a direct challenge to David Cameron who has put tackling climate change high on the Tory party’s agenda

  422. 422
    Communist Cameron the Climate Change Cheerleader says:

  423. 423
    Wake Up Mong says:

    Lets have an election then!!!

    Oh shit we have to wait five years….

  424. 424
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    You dont need to know, we the Government know best,

  425. 425
    You can't take the Con out of Conservative says:

    CCHQ trolls in frenzied meltdown !! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

  426. 426
    Maths for Beginners says:

    39% Cons + 13% LibDems = No fucking Socialists in power!

  427. 427
    Fuckwit Watch says:

    there are elections next year you stupid cun’t

  428. 428
    streamfisher says:

    Vegetables and fruits, yes, guaranteed 5 a day.

  429. 429
    Red Cable says:

    Fuck Capitalism! = No fucking Socialists in power!

  430. 430
    You can't take the Lie out of Liebour says:

    Liebour list trolls in frenzied meltdown !! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

  431. 431
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    Just stay in your homes on wednesday

  432. 432
    divided we fall says:

    Red Clegg-Perhaps you’d be kind enough to post some links outlining the disagreements between the Milliband brothers during the leadership campaign?
    Or even the spinning done by their various supporters. I’ve heard Kinnock attacking David Milliband on several occasions as he hitched his tired old EU funded gravy train on to Ed’s campaign.

  433. 433
    Politics for beginners says:

    Nick Clegg – “Conservative pact is for one term only.”

  434. 434
    What an Arsehole says:

    What a GE next fucking year, well fuck me!

  435. 435
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    They are kept in pretty horrid conditions, saw a box of carrots in the supermarket the other day, must of been 500 in there

  436. 436
    The Red Coalition says:

    Has he attacked Capitalism ?

    No, that would be the Coalition Cabinet members who did that.

  437. 437
    Living on a Prayer says:

    That’s what you think Bon Jovi!

  438. 438
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    AV either in its pure or warped Socialist form is GERRYMANDERING.


  439. 439
    Windbag says:

    Boyos!! time for a good piss up, look you, cos the right – er – I mean left – man has got the job. The drinks are on me! Well, they’re on the EU actually… I done alright out of ‘em didn’t I? Boyos? Ello? Who turned out the lights then….

  440. 440
    marxismisdead says:

    The past is everlasting unless you’ve discovered a time machine. Now get busy those Socialist Workers aren’t going to sell themselves, delusional prick.

  441. 441
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    Good!! Clegg is a Wanker, in my day i would of hit him with my handbag and set Dennis on him.

  442. 442
    True Tory says:

    Fuck off nell you are the worse kind of tribal scum like the thick labour party members trying to gloss over everything. Our party has been ruined by idiots like you who have fallen for a con man in a suit.

  443. 443
    Ed & the Unions says:

    You can laugh now but you wont be laughing when we bring this country to its knees!

  444. 444
    Lucille says:

    Dave looks good in that hat, but I prefer Ed in his Che-style beret.

  445. 445
    divided coalition says:

    that would be the point

    the conservatives are in a coalition with a liberal party who have policies far more left wing than labour

    every time they attack labour for being red, labour will just point out that the liberals are to the left of them so the conservatives are attacking their own government

    merely shouting red at something is not going to work and will in fact highlight the splits between the liberals and conservatives

    pretending miliband is arthur scargill is hilariously retarded and a return to the tactics that kept the cun’t blair in power for 3 elections in a row

  446. 446
    Anonymous says:

    the AV vote is next year

  447. 447
    Always ahead is our tat. says:

    tat is learning scriptol

  448. 448
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Nell,you should merely have pointed out that since 1911 there have been umpteen regulations passed by his beloved peeeeples party that make his worries negligible as the jobs have gone overseas and he should immediately seek to be classed as disabled,he is obviously what one would call someone with a learning difficulty

  449. 449
    Hoonwork says:

    it spells an obsession with a twat who isn’t a politician

  450. 450
    Margaret Thatcher says:

    Hello William

    Remember Me

  451. 451
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Have you tried working

  452. 452
    REWIND TO MAY - It won't be a hung Parliament & Cameron will get a majority of over 100 says:


  453. 453
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    On top of everything else you just lost the muslim vote dickheads.

  454. 454
    reality check says:

    the cuts are going to make the libcons about as popular as the bankers

  455. 455
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Ashcroft is a patriot,crimewatch and the military museum donations

  456. 456
    Window Licker says:

    What a fuckin Mong!

  457. 457
    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    fuck off tat
    or are you going to shut down Guido’s site again with your “hacking skills”
    you cock

  458. 458
    Retard Watch says:

    What a total fucking retard

  459. 459
    there will be no hung parliament!!!!! says:

    it’s twoo because I say so!!!!!!!!!

    you fucking sadsack

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  460. 460
    True Blue says:

    Good for you old girl!

  461. 461
    Mike (England) says:

    they both have the same middle name though – “unelectable”

  462. 462
    LMFAO! says:

    and it will rain chocolate while rainbows and moonbeams and candyfloss clouds are seen all over the land!

    you’re going to be in for a fucking shock as soon as the cuts and tax rises hit

  463. 463
    M'lud says:

    Look, fuckwit, can you not see the difference between your example and a Marxist who “frowns on the concept of private property” trashing his own principles for the purposes of personal gain?

    If not, you are clearly the product of a Labour state education with a brain smaller than a speck of dirt under an ant’s toenail.

  464. 464
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch to the liberals!

    You never can say goodbye to your SpAd can you William ?


  465. 465
    These are the days to remember says:

    Oh happy days!

  466. 466
    Ron Atkinson says:

    It’s what we call a thick, lazy n……..bitch

  467. 467
    the public didn't like Dave enough to give him a majority against Brown, and Brown's a massive cun't says:

    Nope. I don’t think it, He said it twat.

  468. 468
    Movers and Shakers says:

    No problem, drop by any time!

  469. 469
    Tony Cameron the Heir to Blair says:

    The Heir to Blair is no fucking Thatcher.
    She managed to win a majority.

  470. 470
    LOL says:

    Hague Pride! you couldn’t make it up could you ?

  471. 471
    make mine a double. says:

    Can’t wait-I’m looking forward to it all.

  472. 472
    Anonymous says:


    The muppets a brain dead jibbering moron, just look at him!

  473. 473
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    New Dawn?

    Keep talking you bag of phlegm

  474. 474
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This is the losers answer to IDS – a treadwater leader of no consequence born of desperation. Where things differ is what happens next. He’ll not even last 1 term, after which things can only get worse.

  475. 475
    M'lud says:

    They may be fucking hungry carnivores, but they have just elected a vegetarian as leader. They are now fucked and will starve.

  476. 476
    LOL says:

    It’s Dave!

  477. 477
    St George Applauds says:

    So the spawn of foreign Marxists is a potential PM ?

    Sounds like Labour hasn’t changed at all.

  478. 478
    LOL says:

    but enough about Cameron

  479. 479
    Grown up politics says:

    There are bound to be disagreements in a Coalition. At least Clegg and Cameron have a constructive working relationship- more than Blair and Brown ever managed and they were in the same fucking party.

  480. 480
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck you.

  481. 481
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck you arsehole.

  482. 482
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! says:

    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

  483. 483
    Hahahahahaahahahaha! says:

    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    Ha fucking ha, useless fucking t*rd. Fuck off Clegg and go bum Hague. Am sure Cameron the Hunt would love to watch too.

    Fucking tools those who voted for you as well.

  485. 485
    sowwy! you're full of shit says:

    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

  486. 486
    M'lud says:

    Be careful what you wish for.

    Although I can’t recall whether or not he was elected…

  487. 487
    Labour are finished says:

    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

  488. 488
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off you boring bastard.

  489. 489
    Auntie Flo' says:

    I’m an Anglo-Irish woman
    Proud I’m a Brit again
    I’ll say what I think
    That the EU stinks
    Yes I’m a British woman

    Oh, you can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain!
    You can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain!
    You touch me
    I’m proud of Britain!
    Til the day I die
    Til the day I die!

    I’m a Cameron fan
    Cos he beat Brown and Milibands
    I’ll say what I think
    That zanulab stinks
    And Dave Cameron’s the man!

    Oh, you can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain
    You can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain
    You touch me
    I’m proud of Britain
    Til the day I die
    Til the day I die!

  490. 490
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch toward the Winter of Discontent v2.0


  491. 491
    Anonymous says:

    What the hell do you expect? They’re all fucking wankers who deserve nothing more than to be shot.

  492. 492
    Awww... poor petal, your hero Dave wuvs the BBC says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

    He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

    He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

  493. 493
    ROFLMAO says:

    Don’t you dare!

    I wuv my Liebour party and Red Ed, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  494. 494
  495. 495
    Wavy Davy will shine at the Conference says:

  496. 496
    mong alert says:

    Fuck off mong.

  497. 497
    Yeah,Right says:

    ‘concrete pump says:
    September 15, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Good stuff Fawkes, but i believe that it’s the comments section that makes this blog stand out’

  498. 498
    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    fuck off

  499. 499
    concrete pump is nell says:

    Fuck off!

  500. 500
    ROFLMAO says:

    Fuck off yourself you retard window licking twat

  501. 501
    CCHQ poodle with their head up Dave's arsehole says:

  502. 502
    perve alert says:

    Stop wanking over Thatcher again, she’s drip dry only.

  503. 503
    No change at all says:

    So true!

  504. 504
    Hague Pride says:

    Party on CCHQ Mongs! celebrate the fact that we are neck and neck with Labour before the cuts and tax rises have even begun

    this will never stop being funny

  505. 505
    I saved the world says:

    And he certainly didn’t after sacking that immature SpAd

  506. 506
    public service announcement says:

    Why are you still here? Rubber necking again you fucking wanker?

    Fuck off you poor excuse for a human being.

  507. 507
    A Coalition Marxist like this ? says:


  508. 508
    Anonymous says:

    Neither have you. Still spouting the same old crap. Put your willies away and go to bed.

  509. 509
    Anonymous says:

    Go fuck yourself you idiot.

  510. 510
    nell really is this stupid says:

    they are both cun’ts

    like Camoron and Milibland


    now fuck off you tiresome witless yapping CCHQ poodle

  511. 511
    he's a tax dodger says:

    you of course mean the money Ashcroft didn’t pay to the taxpayer by dodging his taxes

  512. 512
    concrete pump says:

    will you fuck off with your stalking you twats, what the hell is wrong with you?

    Look he couldn’t hack his way out of a bloody sick bag!

  513. 513
    global warming con says:

    Fucking great! Both the leader of the ConDems and the Labour party are fucking global warming loons. 90% tax increases for reasons not based in real science.

    Fuck the lot of them.

  514. 514
    Anonymous says:

    Good, Davis talks sense on a lot of things, this included.

    How the fuck did a climate loon become PM. Jesus wept. What an arsehole.

  515. 515
    Mhahahahahahahaha says:

    I’ll see you out tonight nob jockey and finish all your comments too, well that’s what we’re all paid for.

  516. 516
    Hague's Spads walk with their backs to the wall says:

    William likes em young and keen
    then he’s up them like a rat up a drainpipe

  517. 517
    Hague the vague says:

    Concrete pump is a fucking wanker. He’d say anything for a shag. I should know.

  518. 518
    Night night girls says:

    Are you still fucking here?

  519. 519
    Tibbles the wheelie-binned cat says:

    Ol’ Dale’s starting to sound a bit peevish on 5Live. It’s getting a bit ‘Fight! Fight!’

  520. 520
    M'lud says:

    “worst”, please.

  521. 521
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off tat.

  522. 522
    Red Clegg Backs Diane Abbot says:

  523. 523
    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic poof.

  524. 524
    the true Heir to Blair is still laughing at the windowlickers who voted for him says:

  525. 525
    M'lud says:

    He’s clearly never watched Midnight Express or Lawrence of Arabia. Two excellent reasons to deny them entry for ever.

  526. 526
    Weybridgeman says:

    Unreformed Marxist tosser…..welcome to 20 years in the wilderness.

  527. 527
    Yap! Yap! Yap! little CCHQ poodle says:

    Go Fuck yourself you twatty little on message poodle

  528. 528
    Thatchers living will says:

    she’s on a fucking drip you mean

  529. 529
    yesterdays men says:

    both of whom are gone

  530. 530
    Red Dave says:

    “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.” – David Cameron

  531. 531
    Grammargrub says:

    It’s because you’re racist, hypocrite and FAT.

  532. 532
    the public will love the government cuts and tax rises. like FUCK they will. says:

    which resulted in that government being booted out
    you do realise the liberalconservatives are the government right now don’t you ?
    or do you practice being this stupid ?

  533. 533
    Vince Cable says:

    How rude! It’ll be 30 years after the cuts.

  534. 534
    St George Spits says:

    Where in the Western world are the true leaders, those with vision and courage ?

    In Europe all you see are professional pols, PPE(Oxbridge) and their continental equivalents, little grey apparatchiks. Maybe that’s the plan, get the gauleiters in place to do the EU’s bidding while the population lies drunk in the streets just like in Hogarth’s day.

    Not much better in the US, got an incompetent fraud in the White House but at least there’s some stirrings at lower levels, all is not yet lost.

    Even Oz has caught the disease, look at that dreadful Welsh woman PM there.

  535. 535
  536. 536
    Once a upon a time says:

    Time for beddy byes and a bed time story from Red Ed, So I shall begin, now once a upon a time they was a twat and his name was Red Ed and he was a socialist.
    We all know what a socialist is don’t we children?

    Children: “A fucking ḉüᾔṫ”

    Yes that’s right children, now the fucking ḉüᾔṫ Red Ed thought that by moving to the left would gain him more votes in the Liebour party.

    Childrren : “Was he right?”
    Yes he was right children.

    But at the next general election the trouble was that most of the people in Britain would now know he was a commie bastard after all the strikes and wouldn’t vote for him or his shit party. And so the decade of an unelectable opposition came in to force and this ensured the sacking of millions of useless lazy public sector twats, who then didn’t have to vote Liebour to keep their jobs.

    THE END.

  537. 537
    Doc Trough says:

    Well, now that’s all over it’s time to take the old Bevanite Ellie out of the water for her annual bottom scraping.

  538. 538
    the splits will become fissures when the cuts hit says:

    Cameron has to worry not just about about his extremists but Clegg’s

    Labour only have to worry about one set of extremists not two

  539. 539
    M'lud says:

    By “dodging” I assume you mean paying the amount of tax required by the laws of this country, but just not as much as you would like him to pay. Fuckwit.

  540. 540
    You talk like people are fucking stupid! says:

    Keep chasing the dragon you drug dealing c’u’n’t

  541. 541
    Party on Mongs says:

    1 2 3, now lurch to the left!

  542. 542
    25% Cuts and a double dip says:

    Not before we do

  543. 543
    Happy happy happy YAY! says:

    CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13%

  544. 544
    Fudge Packer watch says:

    I’m sorry sir, but I must ask if your a gayman?

  545. 545
    concrete pump says:

    NO, you fuck off!

  546. 546
    Red Cameron says:

  547. 547
    M'lud says:

    The same Mervyn King who keeps on having to write to the chancellor for screwing up on CPI?

  548. 548
    concrete pump says:

    Fucking homo’s wishing their lives away!

    Piss off on to some homo site and have a wank will you!

  549. 549
    concrete pump says:

    He is a fucking drip!

  550. 550
    Anonymous says:

    Oh how very clever, get to fucking bed you boring c’u’n’t!

  551. 551
    And ???? Durrrrr?? What ? ? Who ?? Eh ??? says:

    And you’re clearly full of shit and struggling in desperation.

    Now fuck off you stupid little twat.

  552. 552
    Dimbo Stu says:

    It’s hypocrite.

    You are clearly the product of a Labour state education with a brain smaller than a speck of dirt under an ant’s toenail.

  553. 553
    M'lud says:

    “today, you see the future of Britain taking it’s rightful place at the head of the new world order”

    OMG, I think I’ve wet myself.

  554. 554
    C'un'ts R US says:

    Who the fuck are you lot?
    Look we’re the fucking c’un’ts in this town mate, so piss off and get your own party!

  555. 555
    call me Dave Pip! Pip! says:

    you have a fucking cabbage as a leader

    he used to be a public relations man at shit station Carlton TV and it shows

  556. 556
    Dave will be as popular as the Bankers once the cuts and tax rises hit says:

    awww.. they are going to cwy the poor widdle toryboy poppets
    never mind mongs

  557. 557
    The Tory Party says:

    We’re neck and neck in the polls with Labour and the cuts and tax rises haven’t even begun! Hooray!!!!

  558. 558
    Kim Jong-il says:

    Congratulations comrade Ed, I use the same voting system here in the Un-Democratic Republic of North Korea. It works for me I see it worked for you.
    Very soon you will be the Supreme Leader and can carry on the great work of the last Eternal saviour comrade Brown.

  559. 559
    M'lud says:

    No they are not. They are appearing in all their glory. It’s just that they, and you, are a waste of fucking space. New dawn, oh how we larfed.

  560. 560

  561. 561
    SUCK MY COCK! says:

    What the fuck has global warming got to do with anything you boring c’u’nt?

    Look fuck off you turd burglaring sock puppeteer!

  562. 562
    M'lud says:

    Shitting themselves, maybe. But only in uncontrollable laughter.

  563. 563
    SÜℭḰ ℳẎ ℭϴℭḲ‼ says:

    Fucking super mongs tonight!

  564. 564
    Bob Crowe says:

    You got my vote Ed 80000 times.

  565. 565
    SÜℭḰ ℳẎ ℭϴℭḲ says:

    Fuck off back to Liebour list you cock sucking mong

  566. 566
    lulzlulz says:

    You’ll still be having a mental breakdown on here in 4 years time, hahahahahahahahahaha…

  567. 567
    SÜℭḰ ℳẎ ℭϴℭḲ says:

    Or you could grow a brain and say fuck it!

  568. 568
    Dave didn't win the election or he wouldn't be Nick Clegg's bitch right now says:

    but not by a conclusive majority of the country

  569. 569
    so you think you know the little things says:

  570. 570
    Hardly a whisker says:

    Ed poll 175,519 to David’s 147,220

  571. 571
    Red Ed is sucking up to the Unions already!!! says:

    “Ed Miliband made an immediate appeal to the “mainstream” voters of Middle Britain after winning the Labour leadership with a dramatic and narrow victory over his older brother, David.”


    Now he’s won he’ll run in the middle as everyone but the retards always knew.

  572. 572
    Kim Jong-il says:

    Congratulations comrade Vince Cable, I use the same language against the Capitalists here in the Un-Democratic Republic of North Korea. It works for me I see it worked for you.
    Very soon you will be the Supreme Leader and can carry on the great work of the last Eternal saviour comrade Clegg.

  573. 573
    Anonymous says:


  574. 574
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    He did in England so fuck off Jock.

  575. 575
  576. 576
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hahahaha 2015

  577. 577
    William Hague says:

    ‘appen everyone knows that by now lad ba goom!

  578. 578
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Do you want me to tell you about Bob Crow, then?

  579. 579
    M'lud says:

    Well if you post completely off-point messages, what do you expect. I’d just tuck yourself in and go to sleep now. You’ve clearly got nothing sensible to add.

  580. 580
    concrete pump is thick as thieves says:

    no chance tat, go suck a tramps cock you retarded shitlicker

  581. 581
    Anonymous says:

    Can we remind viewers that the entire posting which began under #449 was done by one man. Thank you , please continue to enjoy our broadcasts

  582. 582
    yes, they really are this fucking thick on here. it's not an act says:

    duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red

  583. 583
    M'lud says:

    Stop stealing my lines.

  584. 584
    yes, they really are this fucking thick on here. it's not an act says:

    duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red

  585. 585
    caesars wife says:

    Hes on Andrew pravda show 9am CW is pondering how labour manged to elect the man that wrote the 2010 election manifesto , how can it be called new generation labour ? when he wrote the last version of it , more of re hash than new generation . Crikey its the commies . from 1997 and being handed a good set of books to 2010 and economy load of tripe and no explanation and jedwardo subculture theme .

  586. 586
    13eastie says:

    This is too funny for words.

    (OK – despite my immense efforts, Mr Balls lost out this time around, but there are still plenty of reasons to be cheerful!)

    You couldn’t make this up…

    First Labour ditches the political genius that salvaged the party from the dark ages of Foot and Kinnock.

    Then, like the “Turkeys that Vote for Christmas” they accept a despised weirdo as leader without question, but with predictably catastrophic results.

    Now the PLP has to stand behind a Leader of the Opposition that they voted AGAINST!


    UKIP has a reasonable chance of putting Labour into fourth place in British politics.

    This is a Bollinger evening indeed…

  587. 587
    yes, they really are this fucking thick on here. it's not an act says:

    duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red duuuurr marxist red marxist red communist red

  588. 588
    Gℯт to Fυḉкїηḡ B℮ḓ you mong! says:



  589. 589
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    Fuck off back to Belgium you gary glitter

  590. 590
    Anonymous says:

    #485 your are but an inconsequence

  591. 591
    cock sücḱing pump says:

    Oh look how the sock puppets fight!

  592. 592
    “Turkeys that Vote for Christmas” they accept a despised weirdo as leader without question says:

    but with predictably catastrophic results.

  593. 593
    Anonymous says:

    After the last 13 years , only a complete stupid Bastard would want to be in charge of the Labour Party…..oh wait !!!

  594. 594
    Auntie Flo' says:


  595. 595
    Anonymous says:

    You are an irrelevance . You lost. FUCKING LOSER !!!!!!!

  596. 596


    before the tax rises and cuts have even begun

    This is a Bollinger evening indeed…

  597. 597
    Anonymous says:

    Its ok TAT we dont need anymore evidence, theres plenty here to draw our own conclusions.

  598. 598
    loony lefty libcons says:

    This is too funny for words.

    You couldn’t make this up…

  599. 599
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Giodo will be so pleased with all these incredibly witty, brainy, eloquent mongs that have suddenly arrived here tonight. They are pushing up his site visits which will put his advertising income up. To have such support for capitalism from the far left is just heartwarming. Clearly they have seen the light. A warm welcome to you all. Do you mind if I call you comrades?

  600. 600
    ROFL! says:


  601. 601
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Cameron’s reforms and change of the party inspired this life long Liberal, and countless thousands of others, to join the Conservatives. Don’t knock Cameron’s change: it ousted that wretch Brown and made the Conservatives electable again.

  602. 602
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Gosh! A new video that we have only seen 1430 times before.

  603. 603
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s Goido ?

    temper temper little mong

  604. 604
    sing if you're glad to be Hague says:

    After the last 4 months , only a complete stupid Bastard would want to be in charge of the Liberalconservative Party…..oh wait !!!

  605. 605
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Good night, kids. If you have to play with yourselves, at least stop at the time you need to wear glasses.

  606. 606
    Plagiarist CCHQ Twats says:

    Hey Mr CP twat, I have © on that comment alright cun’t face!

  607. 607
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry cumrade, my finger slipped.

  608. 608
    The British Public a Few Years Later says:

    Well I’m not voting back in those cutting tax rising tory bastards!

  609. 609
    Just when things could not get any worse, they will after the cuts and tax rises says:


  610. 610
    Red Cameron says:

    If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.

  611. 611
    Tory Brain Washers Ltd says:

    Chin chin old boy!

    Now they know it’s all down to you k’un’ts in the liebour party we have nothing to worry about at all. With Red Ed in tow your totally fucked for a decade!


  612. 612
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    Then take the hint and fuck off back to Belgium

  613. 613
    The Real Tat says:

    tat. does it again. one lil post and your all spittin fire.muppets

  614. 614
    the world loves an anal twat says:

    piss off you anal cockface

  615. 615
    Anonymous says:

    Brilliant post, much applause : 0

  616. 616
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    They’ll get lost in Butlins. Suggest you take them to the nearest public phone box.

  617. 617
    Ha ha ha ha ha , and it was nee me says:

    The site did get hacked though, Didn’t it Fawkes.Locked post it now.

  618. 618
    the world loves an anal twat says:

    And? And? And? And?


  619. 619
    Anonymous says:

    Was that the same rousing speech which was on autocue, yet the autobot didnt have the lifeskills to make it look like he wasnt reading from an autocue ???

  620. 620
    Keep on weaseling. It's most amusing. says:

  621. 621
    nell says:

    Billy your so like me. will you marry me, I’ll polish your balls with my gob

  622. 622
    Anonymous says:


  623. 623
    ROTFLMAO says:

    neck and neck in the polls before the tax rises and cuts have even begun
    only fat Eric wil be happy in CCHQ tonight as he eats another few hundred pies

  624. 624
    Wavy Davy wuvs his Liberal Bumchums says:

    take a look at the polls fuckwit
    the British public didn’t even like Dave enough to give him a majority

  625. 625
    Uk Standoff says:

    There are three types. One is those that will do. two is those that will not . and three is those that will do what those who will do say if they pay them, We seem to be in a stage of all three.

  626. 626
    William Gaygue says:

    But enough about my Holidays with my Spad at the taxpayers expense

  627. 627
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Here is one I made before:

  628. 628
    caesars wife says:

    I am just about to get a nice batch of home made windfall and hedgerow special brew on the go , have purchsed special yeast and hoping it will be ready for christmas , by which time it may be suffciently fermented to be of use to NASA and save few quid on useual larger stashing excercise . I am pondering naming it “drouble trouble” , “commie car crash” or “winterval my arse”, strangle enough any greek names eluded me

  629. 629
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Copy pasta.

  630. 630
    Tomorrows world Today says:

    It was once said there are no truths outside the gates of Eden.
    It means the only thing that is certain is death.
    Life is too short to fight.
    But we will, we keep on.
    Left and right, getting worse, never better.
    The future Earth is yours?
    Or the children you are fighting for a place .
    In a world you will never be able to set them free.

  631. 631
    and Dave ignores the polls. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight LOL! says:

    there are elections next year you stupid cock

  632. 632
    Can't remember I'm concrete pump says:

    you mean cun’t

    and we all knew it wouldn’t take long for nell to start with the unkind antisemitic attacks

  633. 633
    Do the Vince Cable Coalition Anti-Capitalist March says:

    left, left,

    left, left, left

  634. 634
    9.11 was a terrorist attack says:

    so you’re a tin foil hat loon

    it explains much

  635. 635
    Do the Vince Cable Coalition Anti-Capitalist March says:

    Vince has given it to Dave.

  636. 636
    ROFL! says:

    just like Dave

  637. 637
  638. 638
    there will be no hung parliament!!!!! says:

    keep taking the crack little mong

  639. 639
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off back to CCHQ you fucking Troll Mong!

  640. 640
    Sorry cumrade, my finger slipped. says:

  641. 641
    Mong Watch says:

    ADHD, u is him the mong Gordon

  642. 642
    ddd says:

    Five years of mumbles the wonky-looking wonk miliband and Labour will be a minority opposition party.

  643. 643
    The Red Coalition says:

    name it Cable’s anti-capitalist Coalition brew

  644. 644
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m celebrating by watching my boxset of Star Trek Deep Space Nine DVDs.

  645. 645
    The Red Coalition says:

    Red Dave will be saying he supports the License fee next.
    Oh wait, He already did! ha ha ha ha ha

  646. 646
    Vulcan Watch says:

    Surely you mean “Spadding” a young assistant Mr Redwood ?

  647. 647
    concrete pump as thieves says:

    but enough about your drug addction you sad little twat

  648. 648
    eh? wot? does he mean us mongs? ?!? says:

    duuuurr ?

  649. 649
    Dy Anne Flabby Butt says:

    It not be fair, blud. Me gwan drown me sorrows in a bucket of peeeea and riiiice.

  650. 650
    The Brokeback Coalition says:

    almost electable
    but not quite

    even against one of the most inept unpleasant useless Prime Ministers in living memory call me Dave STILL couldn’t get a majority
    which is the ONLY reason there is a coalition

    If the numbers had been right for Clegg to form a coalition with Labour he would have, and anyone saying otherwise is a liar or a fool

  651. 651
    Tat says:

    looks like your too drugged and pissed to keep up with me

  652. 652
    Can't remember anything worthwhile says:

    proof ? or are you just talking nonsense again

  653. 653
    Tat says:

    c++, fuck it.

  654. 654
    Robin says:

    Howling wailing horrors Batman Ed?

  655. 655
    linkedin says:

    boy they are good, blocked already

  656. 656
    Can't remember he said it would be a hung Parlaiment says:

    “The polls don’t matter!!!!”
    “Dave will win by a majority of 100!!!!”


    Dave had to go running to Clegg for some hot Brokeback Coalition action to save him.


  657. 657
    honeymoon period and they are level says:

    You’ll be fucking praying for the days when you were that high in the polls next year

  658. 658
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Fancy a Lisbon Referendum ? Tough shit, you’re getting one on AV.

  659. 659
    And who would listen to the Mystic Mongs on here ? says:

    There will be no hung Parliament!!!!

  660. 660
    The Comrade Coalition says:

    Vince hates fucking capitalists and so does Dave.

  661. 661
    Can't remember he's thick as thieves says:

    yeah, yeah, son. keep taking the tablets
    go back to ranting about shutting down Guido’s site you sad little cun’t

  662. 662
    Can't remember he's a fucking Liar says:

    Can’t remember my moniker says:
    September 26, 2010 at 2:22 am
    Good night, kids.

  663. 663
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hope Ed makes me shadow chancellor.

  664. 664
    there’s some stirrings at lower levels, all is not yet lost. says:

  665. 665
    happy clappy expat on 3rd glass of champers says:

    Same on BBC World TV service. First 10 minutes of every news bulletin is all about the election of the leader of the minority party in UK politics. Comes way above anything about the Palestinians (always daily news-makers for some reason!) and Ahmadinnerjacket’s speech at the UN. Obama and the General Assembly? Never heard of it/him.The rest of the world must be wondering what the hell the BBC are on about (or are on!). Didn’t even mention Chelsea getting squished at Man City either. Where have these people’s priorities gone? Fortunately I do not have to pay for the licence fee out here in the sticks.

  666. 666
    wavy davy says:

    you voted for Cameron, don’t fucking complain he’s useless now

  667. 667
    The infuriated general public says:

    PTL: We refuse to bow down to your quite unreasonable demands. Skipping rope and tied towels work just as well, mate, so just watch it or you’ll be first in line (after the usual crowd of course)

  668. 668
    hail to my good friends coming birthday in 2 weeks says:

  669. 669
    They don't have a clue, leave them to their ignorance says:

    Don’t fucking confuse them.

    They’re still chanting communist without realising Ed is running to the centre already.

    They’ll still be chanting Red Ed as the cuts and tax rises smash this governments popularity to pieces next year and for the next four and a bit years.

  670. 670
    Unbeliever says:

    soon all politicians will be a former shadow of themselves

  671. 671
    Belgium Twat says:

    Children shiver

  672. 672
    Libcon Beardie Weirdies says:

    The Liberal Conference is over numbnuts and they were slightly to the left of Stalin with their anti-capitalist rhetoric.

  673. 673
    Last Word says:

    No T*ory. No Labour be
    No politician to rule over me.
    Kill them all.

  674. 674
    literate wanker says:

    Nellie: When I was at school, I was taught that “English” always started with a capital “E”. Mind you that was in the days of Anthony Eden, so maybe things have changed in the meanwhile.

  675. 675
    literate winker says:

    Bit of confusion here. Do you mean: (1) someone’s husband? or (2) some nonce’s husband?

    Please clarify.

  676. 676
    Paddy says:

    …you know what that means? .. Er, Irish Reactionary Abominations?

  677. 677
    they still don't get it says:

    by being level in the polls with lefty Dave and his Liberal bumchums

    dream on

  678. 678
    they still don't get it says:

    He would sing the praises of whoever won

    you’re clutching at straws chum

  679. 679
    Paddy Field says:

    Chelsea lose twice in a week?

  680. 680
    Jumbo says:

    But never forget that elephant circumcisers always get the biggest tips.

  681. 681
    politicians don't pay attention to the polls. like fuck they don't says:

    there are elections next year retard

  682. 682
    Cookery Booker says:

    ..”a bygone age of exploitative capit*list abuse, as perpetrated by the ruling elite of inherited wealth and privilege”.

    You describe the Millitwit family to a T. “Stupid” does not even begin to describe your cranial activities. Now get back to peeling those potatoes. It’s all your fit for.

  683. 683
    Brokeback Cowboy Cameron says:

    tell it to the polls dickhead

  684. 684
    you'll wonder what's fucking hit you says:

    but the public sure as fuck ain’t, sonny

  685. 685
    Wooky says:

    Yay!! A whole BBC-free day. Bring it on [but look for the Chelsea result too elsewhere}

  686. 686
    C.D. Player says:

    Is this from Chas and Dave’s Greatest Hits?

  687. 687
    red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red says:

    nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter nutter

  688. 688
    the Unions didn't like Ed, they just hated David and Ed was the only one who could beat him says:

    you have to love call me Dave’s mongs and the far right press

    so stupid and so predictable they can’t even see they are doing exactly what Ed wants and giving him cover and a reason for distancing himself from the unions
    which is exactly what he wants to do and will do now

  689. 689
    DR says:

    Some Hotspurs got it in The Arse earlier this week …

  690. 690
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    2015 – Will the PLP last that long?

  691. 691
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Maybe – but the public know that it is only to clear the monster heap of camel shit that your useless, feckless, brainless band of incompetents and criminals managed to create when the same public had entrusted them with the controls. Never again. Don’t ask me – just go out on the streets in the outer central London boroughs and ask, if you dare.

  692. 692
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes, they should if you are around. Your preoccupation has had a welcome absence from these pages of late.

  693. 693
    Ramadam Chef says:

    He gets them in, then gives us a referendum. We leave the EU and leave the Europeans behind trying to sort out the unsortable Turks. Hilarious, and an open goal.

    I wonder what Mandelson would make of a Turkish jail ?

  694. 694
    Mark says:

    The Labour whips will have a field day with the published voting figures for MPs.

    1. MPs who did not even give Red Ed their fifth preferences (careers over):
    Ms D Abbott MP
    Rt Hon E M Balls MP
    Sir S Bell MP
    Mr T Blenkinsop MP
    Rt Hon D Blunkett MP
    Mr B Bradshaw MP
    Mr D Cairns MP
    Mr A Campbell MP
    Ms J Chapman MP
    Rt Hon A Clwyd MP
    Ms R Cooper MP
    Ms Y Cooper MP
    Mr S Danczuk MP
    Rt Hon A Darling MP
    Mr J Dowd MP
    Ms L J Ellman MP
    Mr J Fitzpatrick MP
    Ms C Flint MP
    Ms Y Fovargue MP
    Mr P Goggins MP
    Mr T Harris MP
    Mr S Hepburn MP
    Ms M Hillier MP
    Rt Hon M E Hodge MP
    Rt Hon G Howarth MP
    Rt Hon A A Johnson MP
    Ms D R Johnson MP
    Mr K Jones MP
    Miss E Kendall MP
    Mr I Lewis MP
    Rt Hon D MacShane MP
    Ms F Mactaggart MP
    Mr D Martin MEP
    Mr M McCann MP
    Ms K McCarthy MP
    Ms S McDonagh MP
    Mr J McDonnell MP
    Mr P McFadden MP
    Ms M Munn MP
    Mr J Murphy MP
    Miss P Nash MP
    Ms B M Phillipson MP

    2. MPs who ranked Red Ed only fourth in a dismal field of five (careers almost certainly over):
    Mr I Austin MP
    RT Hon H Blears MP
    Mr C Bryant MP
    Rt Hon T Clarke MP
    Mr M Gapes MP
    Mrs P Glass MP
    Mr D Lammy MP
    Mr G Sutcliffe MP
    Mr M R Tami MP
    Mr D Twigg MP

    3. … and the prize for the only MP to say that the new leader of the Labour Party was the worst possible candidate, ranking Miliband fifth out of five (he never had a career):

    Mr P P Flynn MP

  695. 695
    Dale says:

    Sod off. I’m going to play my Elaine Paige sings Judy Garland records

  696. 696
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Returned – wrong address.

  697. 697
    Nick2 says:

    Ed 4 Nuold Lab leader! “Rejoice”!

    I have no doubt that he’ll attempt to appear middle way/big tent etc for a while – at least until the unions start calling in favours – but his similarities with Cameron & especially Clegg may bring home to some voters how indistinguishable LibLabCon are at the moment.

  698. 698
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Your predilection is disturbing.

  699. 699
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    This new leader of the losers is really gonna ingratiate himself with the public once Charlie Whelan starts pulling his strings. Just as winter approaches too…

  700. 700
    MP who had Ed as a second preference says:

    David Miliband

  701. 701
    dragon den says:

    Ahhhhhh…… Keith Vaz, one of the good guys……..

  702. 702
    Anonymous says:

    My first visit to this site and what a paradise. Do you lot really enjoy this? There’s a big wide world out there with real problems and issues that need sorting.

  703. 703
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Not so much an inconsequence as a twat, like the twat above, probably the same twat.

  704. 704
    Tw*t T*t says:

    Fcuk off TAT youv’e done the night shift ,time for the windowlickers to comment.

  705. 705

    “Maybe” fuck all son
    Count on it

    The public already didn’t like Cameron enough to give him a majority and they aren’t going to give him a free fucking pass because it upsets a few Dave loving dickheads like yourself

    If the public blamed everything on Labour then they woudn’t be fucking level in the polls, would they you twat ?

    I won’t vote for Labour or Tory mongs because I’m not a brainless partisan sheep like you. so stick your straw men up your arse as it’s all your stunted intellect is capable of providing

    I do hate stupidity though, and I’m trying to save you fuckwits from looking even more stupid than usual because squawking RED! or COMMUNIST! isn’t going to help your chances, it’s going to kill them stone dead when you are sharing power with a Party more left wing than Labour

    If Cameron tries that bullshit attack in the commons his Liberal partners will look even bigger cun’ts than usual and so will he

    First thing Miliband will do is go after the centre voters then he’ll pick off the Lib Dems by adopting some of their policies that they couldn’t get through the coalition
    Cameron can then call those policies RED all he likes to much laughter

    Though why YOU are pretending outrage about our politics when you’re a BELGIAN TWAT who can’t even Vote in our elections is far more puzzling and amusing

  706. 706
    I hate Ben Bradshaw says:

    1. Ed is jooooish so he can’t be a complete Prick

  707. 707


    Beligium off fuck back to

  708. 708
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    elections retard

    I know you don’t know about them because you’re a Blegian nonce who doesn’t live in Britain, but trust me, they are happening

  709. 709
    Twit tw*t twot says:

    Liebour have a new leader taken from one of five of the old guard,reminds me of the communists in Russia,you do the hokey kokey and you shake it all about and that’s what Liebour are about.

  710. 710
    Anonymous says:

    I did!

  711. 711
    We all know what a socialist is don’t we children? says:

  712. 712
    Twit tw*t twot says:

    Knives will be sharpened and put away for future use,my enemys enemy etc.

  713. 713
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Or could now be safely sacked as a punishment under the guise of “cutbacks”.

  714. 714
    Sukkot and see says:

    And your point, given that there are plenty of fully-qualified twats who do, is…?

  715. 715
    Comrade Vinceya and Comrade Clegg the Marxists says:

  716. 716
    Anonymous says:

    Other than you and I will pay dearly for the new ‘religion’, absolutely nothing at all dear boy.

    Now run along.

  717. 717
    Red Clegg and the Marxist Coalition says:

  718. 718
    concrete dump says:

    Did someone say poof?

  719. 719
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    Why, what happens in Belgium in 2015 ?
    Are they finally going to get rid of all you gary glitters ?

  720. 720
    John Major-Balls Up says:

    How very dare you! He’s a fucking useless c u n t and make no mistake.

  721. 721
    The Anti-Capitalist Coalition says:

    Are you going to attack capitalism again Comrade?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  722. 722
    EU & me - no thanks says:

    CallMeDave is a bloody traitor.

  723. 723
    EU & me - no thanks says:

    Hear hear!

  724. 724
    Can't remember he's a Belgian twat says:

    4) The best news – Belgian nonces don’t get to vote in our Elections

  725. 725
    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    Drop dead you pathetic arsewipe.

    All the ConMongs flooding the Guardian are doing just the same for their stats too. Or are you too stupid to realise this?

  726. 726
    Can't remember he's a Belgian twat says:

    then why not shut the fuck up about our politics and stick the politics of your own gooberland shithole you Belgian fuckwit

  727. 727
    Cameron the wanker says:

    You are all beastly.

  728. 728
    he's the second most Blairite out of the five says:

    exactly as predicted as soon as he’s elected Ed lurches to the Blairite centre
    just like Dave did
    just like Clegg did

  729. 729
    Cameron the wanker says:

    Sod off. No amount of ‘sorting’ will ever change you for the better. I’d give up and shoot yourself now.

    Toodle pip.

  730. 730
    Surrey Bigot says:

    At least this means an end to the prospect of AV for parliament in general.

    The outcome demonstrates the way in which the voters do not get to elect the person of greatest popular first choice appeal they really want. You end up with the second or even third worst choice mediocrity of least offence no-one really wants.

    Come to think of it, isn’t that why the Lib Dems have been so keen on AV for so long. Oh to be the permanent tail of the dog wagging the whole animal…. t’ain’t going to happen now I think !

  731. 731
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Corruption : It’s what Labour do best !

    Only a matter of time now before we start hearing him bleating on about how the coalition have ruined the economy !
    and how Labour would not have made any cuts !

    Heres one for Mr ed and his new best chum Mr Jack Dromey

  732. 732
    concrete pump says:

    Just woken up, checked the thread and noticed that my moniker has been used by all and sundry.

    I never realised that Labour trolls thought me a threat, i also never realised that trolls actually gave a fuck for my posts – but judging by the constant use of my NDP, i must be having an effect.

    I’m actually flattered.

    Thank you, shit trolls, i have been posting here for a year now, and i will continue thanks to the respect you clearly have for me.

  733. 733
    Red Dave loves climate change says:

    He’s Belgian so he doesn’t have a fucking clue about British politics.

  734. 734
    David Davis says:

    really ?

  735. 735
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Try Again

  736. 736
    Peter 'Low' Watt says:

    If an individual union member pays the political levy her/his is as legitimate as any other vote cast in the election. The problem is that there is no correlation between the number of votes issued to union members and the number of members that unions such as Unite affiliate to Labour.

  737. 737
    ROFL! says:

    they’ll be attacking capitalism next

  738. 738
    Red Snot says:

    Milliband is a fucking disaster. He’s making Gordon Brown look like a political heavyweight on Marr this morning!

  739. 739
    Guido Fawkes Press Officer says:

    Arrived in Manchester to find the hotel has no record of my booking. Fabulous.

  740. 740
    Can't remember he's concrete pump says:

    try your bullshit on someone who believes it

  741. 741
    The Unite Union Presents A Charlie Whelan & Bob Crow Production of A Derek Simpson Leader, Starring Ed Miliband In: New Labour Leader says:

    Hello Comrades. I’d like to say a few words but I’m still waiting for my speech to be approved by Mr Whelan.

  742. 742
    Muuurty's Ghuuurst. says:

    Anyone got a copy of of Militwat’s CV. Would be nice to see the ‘skillset’ that he intends to use to run busted Britain given the chance.

    (Which he won’t)

    Be interesting nonetheless.

  743. 743
    concrete pump says:

    Thank you for your continued support LOL! I can’t BELIEVE you actually replied to my post.


  744. 744
    Labour are finished says:

    Liebore trolls are shitting themselves over the result, hence the barrage of desperate posts here. It’s ok, little trolls. We understand your pain over the election of Ed Miliband. And we love it.

  745. 745
    Cameron the wanker says:

    Hear hear!

  746. 746
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Another great quote of the day mr Fawkes !
    i hope Sunder Katwala never becomes a fortune teller !
    of for that matter a political analyst !

  747. 747
    Oona King says:

    Gisa job, please, Mr Miliband.

  748. 748
    Desperate lefty wankers says:

    you Boring left-wing wanker! At lease it shows DC knew how to enjoy himself. Millitwat couldn’t do that if he tried.

  749. 749
    ooh, get you concrete dump says:

    Hear hear! CP’s moniker is one that stands out as being owned by a rather unhinged person with a propensity for not using his/her brain very much. The comments are laughable and make about as much sense as tat, but not quite.

    Just another sock puppet who deserves no respect. Reading the comments purportedly from him/her personifies the phrase ‘broken Britain’

    Don’t get cocky CP, your name is being taken in vain for all the ‘wrong’ reasons.

    Now fuck off and sniff your boxers you fucking loon.

  750. 750
    concrete pump says:

    I don’t have any boxers left cos you nicked them all, you pant sniffing wierdo.

  751. 751
    Cameron the wanker says:

    That comment was brought to you by a supporter of the coalition. That’s right, Cameron couldn’t even get a working majority after 13 years of shit.

  752. 752

    Whiter than white politics
    no university tuition fees
    a vote on the Lisbon treaty
    ha ha ha now for more of the same !

  753. 753
    Waldorf and Statler says:

    Piss off!

  754. 754

    Just check our record over the last 13 years
    Vote labour you know it makes sense ! ha ha
    this is a great read !

  755. 755
    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    And your sorry lot won a massive majority?


  756. 756
    annnnonyperson says:

    Did you see the look on the face of brother Dave as little brother Ed was trying to make public amends for what he had done to him?

    Hatred, malice, loathing, all these emotions were plain to see on Dave’s face.

    It all came together to publish the following message: “I’ll get you for this, you little shit! Just you wait!”

    Oh, dear. Oh very. very dear! “Trouble at ‘t’ Miliband, e by gum, tha’ knows!”

  757. 757
    Bye Bye Union fat-cats says:


    Didn’t suit the comrades in the 80’s though!
    The Unions boomed again under Labour, due the massive expansion in the public sector. The coming cull of the parasites, will surely and hopefully kick the shit out of the Unions.

  758. 758

    Dont you mean “Sowwy CumWad “?

  759. 759
    BRING IT ON ! says:

    Ed Militants Winter of discontent ! Ha Ha Fuckin Har !

    no miners
    no railwaymen
    no steelworkers
    no dockers

    = NO Fuckin Chance !

  760. 760
    Anonymous says:

    You started the weird sniffing shite you fucking arsehole!

  761. 761
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    a vote on the Lisbon treaty ? piss off retards! have this vote on AV instead

  762. 762
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Can’t be bothered with your incontinence. But I could be bothered to vote in the General Election in May and my postal vote helped to unseat a Labour MP. So you can hate me even more if you like, punk. I don’t give a rat’s arse.

    And that’s not all! Unlike you, I am not registered as a voter in Belgium so you can go and boil your head (and your teeny prick) in a vat of Flemish fat. Now fuck off.

  763. 763
    Can't remember my moniker says:


  764. 764
    The King is dead: God Bless the King! says:

    Same thing on the ‘special extended remix version’ of the Andrew Marr show this morning. The paper reviewers were handpicked to maximise fawning, minimise malreportage.

    Marr played a cursory game of rope-a-dope with alternating flattery (cue Ed’s rictus grin) and unexpected jabs (cue his Special Serious Face). Playfighting; shadow boxing.

  765. 765
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting how Red Ed downplayed his debt to the unions on the Andrew Marr show – as you expect he might. However he sounded positively discouraging regarding any potential strikes.

    He’ll change that view once he’s had a sit down with the Union bosses over party funding.

  766. 766

    there are Labour MP’s in Belgium ? the place is full of nonces like you isn’t it ?

  767. 767
    Jennifer Nicole Lee says:

    “1. MPs who did not even give Red Ed their fifth preferences (careers over):
    Ms D Abbott MP”

    What T’BBC won’t have her back?

  768. 768
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce's- HERO says:

  769. 769
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You should know, you poor unhappy and obviously bitter person, coming from there.

    I helped to vote out Celia Barlow, now an ex-MP and unable to claim her second home allowance to spend more than £28,000 on stamp duty, legal costs and renovations despite telling the fees office that the property would become her main home.

    If you are short of money, why not go knocking on her door. Tongdean Avenue, Hove is one of the wealthiest roads in the conurbation and easier to find than a fictional address for me in Belgium, where I do not live anyway.

  770. 770
    Quantrill says:

    And will be volunteering for service shortly………….or not.

  771. 771
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    1431 times, yawn.

  772. 772
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oh yes, and that Bob Crow ….

  773. 773
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Perhaps I should have said cumraid, given all the onanism taking place here?

  774. 774
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry, think you were looking for 4-chan.

  775. 775
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    … and voting in the new Socialist messiah was not AV multiple times over?

    Its exactly the same where you have many votes in case your real favourite drops out. The warped Socialist version gives some people 12 goes at multiple voting, one as MP, one as Liebor party member, one as union member, one as co-op member, one as other affiliated body member and so on and on. Each time this one person added his 5 numbers / votes.

  776. 776
    Pabulum says:

    Why? Only the white Christian community is racist.

  777. 777
    Lucille says:

    The hat?

  778. 778
    Mr (Red) Ed - The talking Horses' Arse says:

  779. 779
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Now Cameron’s in power
    Britain’s ours
    Every day of the year!

    Oh, you can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain
    You can’t touch me
    I’m proud of Britain
    You touch meI’m proud of Britain
    Til the day I die
    Til the day I die!

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