The Battle of the Brothers
The BBC have produced a round up of the campaign so far:
It is an accurate insight into the Miliband brothers’ relationship with a revelation that Hague likes Balls. The Guidoisation of politics continues…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Paid for by us !
I wonder if the Blatantly Biased Corporation would have spent as much time, effort and broadcasting hours on the LimpDumbs or ConMerchants if they were changing leaders.
I don’t think so.
And who paid for BBC Labour leadership debate ? The Labour party or the BBC ( us) ?
I don’t pay the telly tax so i don’t give a fuck.
But is, or are, Balls indestructible?
I’ve got a 50 tonne hydraulic press that says “no”.
Me neither… gave that game up a decade ago when I paid for it in full but couldn’t receive ITV because of being surrounded by a wet llumpy llandscape the Welsh called mountains. And what I could receive had the sound turned to full volume because of the fucking sheep on the go all the time!
Sheep on the go? Couldn’t you have kicked them out of the lounge?
I’d thought the nice thing about sheep was that you could eat them afterwards …
When I’m Director-Person your TV Licience Fee will rise by £100.
Just give us your bank account details now…
“Adult humour”? That piece of crap looked like it was made by, and for, 13 year olds.
Just about right for the Beeb, then.
Hideously white – what will Dianne Abbot say?
Grmmph, mmmph, chomp, glomph, etc. etc.
shou;d that be guidonisation?
Oh I can just picture the naughty grin on your face when you wrote that last line. Thanks, I just laughed out loud.
I did too. but differently. “Its not really a question of whether he is gay” said a chap on a radio interview the other week.
an unfortunate choice of words
But every Tory loves Balls
But Every T*ry loves Balls
Hahaha everybody dance now at the end for Hague. Get those disco knickers on.
Guido , Why on a politics blog is the word T*ry modded ?
Billy – do you do any work at all? – you have way more posts than anyone else – or are there lots of Billys?
Day off today
But not for us.
English cricket season’s ended… fucking of to Oz for the winter are you?
Tory isn’t modded
oh yes Tory is modded
Very good.
Jeez, that was really, really shite.
Agree, much better than standard BBC fare.
I thought it was funny, especially Ed Balls lol
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
That was actually funny. Compared to the glory days of Spitting Image, Labour were totally let off by comedy writers during the last 13 years – especially given the total cluster fuck they made of things.
…. this is more like it……. more please……
Unfortunately most of the satirical comedians were lefty twats themselves so they had no place to go but mainstream beeb sit coms once the trotskyite party came to power
Saw a bit of a program last night in which Luvie Alan Davies Described the teachers at his old school in Glowing terms as even more left wing than the Pupils.
FFS !!! A teachers Job is to teach the curriculum to the pupils not fucking spout their politics all over the place. Can you imagime what would happen if a teacher was spouting Right wing politics to his class. Yep he would get sacked and quite right to. Y
et these c unts get away with it and have done so fo years.
Teach you bastards and leave your politics at home. Wankers !
I only saw the first program where he was supporting the national front and meeting skinheads, reminiscing about going **ki bashing. Not that Alan Davies did anything worse than be a little impolite to the local shopkeeper.
Saw that was on and guessed the contents, sounds like I was wise to avoid it.
One of the teachers I most respected taught design and technology. His method for remembering the colour codes on resistors was;
Black
Bastards
Rape
Our
Young
Girls
But
Virgins
Get
Wed
Great guy!
What kind of a colour is ‘Bastards’?
You were one of the idiots who left school before taking exams weren’t you.
Legal action by PCB against Trott
It no fair! No fair! No fair!
the guy on the right playing the euphonium looks as if hes having problems in the trouser department
I spunk fizzy orange.
Yummy
I an I is not in di video yu is disrepectin di bredren.
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend
Having watched you on Richard Bacons Beer and Pizza club on ITV the other night, I feel I can state, without fear of contradiction, that you are in fact, a twat
So BBC Radio twat hosts show with BBC TV twat …..
Stuff all this Labour nonsense, here’s how the Yanks want to save 13 billion Dollars in healthcare costs. We should try it:
Is this a subtle post-modernist comment on the political acumen of the Millbands, or the manifestation of a breast fixation?
I rather hoped that was a demonstration video..
*sigh*
Both, Engineer, both.
Ah. That’s OK, then.
WTF is ‘ nippple confusion ‘? How can a baby have nipple confusion. There are only 2 to choose from – and they both do the same job.
“Mild” and “Bitter”?
Chinese babies get to choose between sweet and sour.
Can I suggest the BBC rename their article “A case study in Nepotism”
Eh ?
Dont worry its part of a series, your “Silver Spooned” offspring will feature in another episode.
Amateurs.
What’s wrong with that ?
What indeed?
Furry Balls for Shadow Chancellor!
Fighting over the Liebour leadership – like fighting over lumps of dried dogshit.
Don’t rule out a surprise result tomorrow. If Abbott wins, I’ll hold a year long party. Everyone’s invited and the first round is on expenses.
If that useless c unt abbot won it would be fantastic. That stupid cow has never held any responsible position in any Government and yet the deluded twat thinks she should be leader!!!
Sadly it aint going to happen so the next best thing would be Milliband E possible the dimmest man in Politics getting command of the Good ship Titanic..
Oh poor, poor, poor, poor Labour. Ah bless, they will think they have invented copper wire when they have finished fighting over a penny.
Excellent entertainment. Is it a pilot for a return of The Brothers? Really used to enjoy that on a Sunday evening, after Antiques Roadshow with Arthur Negus.
During 2009 Ed Miliband was named by the Telegraph as one of the “saints” of the expenses scandal.
Go On Ed M.
Cameron must be pissing himself with fear.
I thought you were giving everything to Ed Balls? Fickle jade.
Mr Guido
This is brilliant stuff.
We want to employ you as a producer at £1.2 million per annum.
We can, of course, negotiate on your conditions as we do will all our millionaire stars
Your expenses are excluded from that figure of course.
And at the BBC they can represent about 50% of your earnings.
Yours,
The Under-Fuhrer of the BBC (paid by you of course)
Mr Nobel Citroen Greenpea
PS. I know that you used to organise Rave Parties. I have been told by the Chief Fuhrer of the BBC (who only reports to God because we have a Religious Affairs Correspondent who is in direct contacts, as they asy) that, because our Bunker is now known as White Powder City, you must not appear here with too much of the eh eh eh….
Yours,
Mr Under-Fuhereur of the BBC
(for your information, I touch collect about £1.28 million all expenses included)
I haven’t recouped my Dark Lord ad costs yet on this fucking book.
Guido may have sacked it but there’s always a free one going down somewhere.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8023249/Attack-by-Irish-terrorists-a-strong-possibility-warns-Theresa-May.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8022967/Yobs-dyed-cat-pink-then-threw-it-over-a-fence.html
Give it 7 days and if the RSPCA don’t get their ransom it will be executed.
One of the Hunts from the now show was selling I’m Proud of The BBC T shirts.
I wanted to ask the Hunt did he feel bad about syphoning off £3 per week of my post tax income. He deserved the traditional Glasgae kiss, youse lookin’ at a faceful of heid…
His idea of comedy was to roar Sarah Palin, The Conservatives, and The Coalition to see if he could raise a few cheap laughs.
He could try screaming out Brown, Balls, Miliband I, Milband II and the audience would start screaming or foaming at the mouth.
One day Al Beeb might realise that there are right wing satirists. P J O’Rourke didn’t take many leftist prisoners.
What happened to Hoon?
he morphed into the c’unt he is and forked off to obscurity