September 24th, 2010

The Battle of the Brothers


81 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Paid for by us !

  2. 2
    Barracoder says:

    Oh I can just picture the naughty grin on your face when you wrote that last line. Thanks, I just laughed out loud.

  3. 3
    The Watcher says:

    an unfortunate choice of words

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But every Tory loves Balls

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But Every T*ry loves Balls

  6. 6
    Tory Queen says:

    Hahaha everybody dance now at the end for Hague. Get those disco knickers on.

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido , Why on a politics blog is the word T*ry modded ?

  8. 8
    Sarf of the River says:

    I wonder if the Blatantly Biased Corporation would have spent as much time, effort and broadcasting hours on the LimpDumbs or ConMerchants if they were changing leaders.

    I don’t think so.

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And who paid for BBC Labour leadership debate ? The Labour party or the BBC ( us) ?

  11. 11
    Selohesra says:

    Billy – do you do any work at all? – you have way more posts than anyone else – or are there lots of Billys?

  12. 12
    Ratzinger says:

    Jeez, that was really, really shite.

  13. 13
    In the butt says:

    I thought it was funny, especially Ed Balls lol :)

  14. 14
    Ona King says:

    When I’m Director-Person your TV Licience Fee will rise by £100.

  15. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Day off today

  16. 16

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

    That was actually funny. Compared to the glory days of Spitting Image, Labour were totally let off by comedy writers during the last 13 years – especially given the total cluster fuck they made of things.

    …. this is more like it……. more please……

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Legal action by PCB against Trott

  18. 18
    Oona King says:

    It no fair! No fair! No fair!

  19. 19
    Potkettle says:

    Unfortunately most of the satirical comedians were lefty twats themselves so they had no place to go but mainstream beeb sit coms once the trotskyite party came to power

  20. 20

    I don’t pay the telly tax so i don’t give a fuck.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    But not for us.

  22. 22
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    But is, or are, Balls indestructible?

  23. 23
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Agree, much better than standard BBC fare.

  24. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    I spunk fizzy orange.

  25. 25
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Just give us your bank account details now…

  26. 26

    I’ve got a 50 tonne hydraulic press that says “no”.

  27. 27
    I LOVE ORANGE SODAAAAAAAAAAAAA says:

    Yummy

  28. 28
    Dianne Abbott says:

    I an I is not in di video yu is disrepectin di bredren.

  29. 29
    Greg the Dyke says:

    Hideously white – what will Dianne Abbot say?

  30. 30
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend

  31. 31
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I did too. but differently. “Its not really a question of whether he is gay” said a chap on a radio interview the other week.

  32. 32
    new boy to the site says:

    Tory isn’t modded

  33. 33
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Stuff all this Labour nonsense, here’s how the Yanks want to save 13 billion Dollars in healthcare costs. We should try it:

  34. 34
    new boy to the site says:

    oh yes Tory is modded

  35. 35
    Pithy TV titles for every occassion says:

    Can I suggest the BBC rename their article “A case study in Nepotism”

  36. 36
    Labour are Bankrupt says:

    Furry Balls for Shadow Chancellor!

  37. 37
    Ann Alogy says:

    Fighting over the Liebour leadership – like fighting over lumps of dried dogshit.

  38. 38
    This is the end for Labour says:

    Don’t rule out a surprise result tomorrow. If Abbott wins, I’ll hold a year long party. Everyone’s invited and the first round is on expenses.

  39. 39
    Engineer says:

    Is this a subtle post-modernist comment on the political acumen of the Millbands, or the manifestation of a breast fixation?

  40. 40
    P. Doff says:

    Me neither… gave that game up a decade ago when I paid for it in full but couldn’t receive ITV because of being surrounded by a wet llumpy llandscape the Welsh called mountains. And what I could receive had the sound turned to full volume because of the fucking sheep on the go all the time!

  41. 41
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Having watched you on Richard Bacons Beer and Pizza club on ITV the other night, I feel I can state, without fear of contradiction, that you are in fact, a twat

  42. 42
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I rather hoped that was a demonstration video..

    *sigh*

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Saw a bit of a program last night in which Luvie Alan Davies Described the teachers at his old school in Glowing terms as even more left wing than the Pupils.

    FFS !!! A teachers Job is to teach the curriculum to the pupils not fucking spout their politics all over the place. Can you imagime what would happen if a teacher was spouting Right wing politics to his class. Yep he would get sacked and quite right to. Y

    et these c unts get away with it and have done so fo years.
    Teach you bastards and leave your politics at home. Wankers !

  44. 44
    P. Doff says:

    English cricket season’s ended… fucking of to Oz for the winter are you?

  45. 45
    THE BENN DYNASTY says:

    Eh ?

  46. 46
    Scouse Twat says:

    shou;d that be guidonisation?

  47. 47
    Next 2 Nowt Labour party says:

    Oh poor, poor, poor, poor Labour. Ah bless, they will think they have invented copper wire when they have finished fighting over a penny.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    If that useless c unt abbot won it would be fantastic. That stupid cow has never held any responsible position in any Government and yet the deluded twat thinks she should be leader!!!

    Sadly it aint going to happen so the next best thing would be Milliband E possible the dimmest man in Politics getting command of the Good ship Titanic..

  49. 49
    A bbc Spokesharman says:

    Dont worry its part of a series, your “Silver Spooned” offspring will feature in another episode.

  50. 50
    Multitudinous Kinnocks says:

    Amateurs.

  51. 51
    South of the M4 says:

    WTF is ‘ nippple confusion ‘? How can a baby have nipple confusion. There are only 2 to choose from – and they both do the same job.

  52. 52
    Engineer says:

    Sheep on the go? Couldn’t you have kicked them out of the lounge?

  53. 53
    The Kinnock Clique says:

    What’s wrong with that ?

  54. 54
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Both, Engineer, both.

  55. 55
    Engineer says:

    “Mild” and “Bitter”?

  56. 56
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I only saw the first program where he was supporting the national front and meeting skinheads, reminiscing about going **ki bashing. Not that Alan Davies did anything worse than be a little impolite to the local shopkeeper.

  57. 57
    Engineer says:

    Ah. That’s OK, then.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Excellent entertainment. Is it a pilot for a return of The Brothers? Really used to enjoy that on a Sunday evening, after Antiques Roadshow with Arthur Negus.

  59. 59
    noop says:

    “Adult humour”? That piece of crap looked like it was made by, and for, 13 year olds.

  60. 60
    Ellie Gellard says:

    During 2009 Ed Miliband was named by the Telegraph as one of the “saints” of the expenses scandal.

    Go On Ed M.

  61. 61
    BBC High Labour Command says:

    Mr Guido

    This is brilliant stuff.

    We want to employ you as a producer at £1.2 million per annum.

    We can, of course, negotiate on your conditions as we do will all our millionaire stars

    Your expenses are excluded from that figure of course.

    And at the BBC they can represent about 50% of your earnings.

    Yours,

    The Under-Fuhrer of the BBC (paid by you of course)

    Mr Nobel Citroen Greenpea

    PS. I know that you used to organise Rave Parties. I have been told by the Chief Fuhrer of the BBC (who only reports to God because we have a Religious Affairs Correspondent who is in direct contacts, as they asy) that, because our Bunker is now known as White Powder City, you must not appear here with too much of the eh eh eh….

    Yours,

    Mr Under-Fuhereur of the BBC
    (for your information, I touch collect about £1.28 million all expenses included)

  62. 62
    Mike Hunt says:

    Saw that was on and guessed the contents, sounds like I was wise to avoid it.

  63. 63
    Engineer says:

    Just about right for the Beeb, then.

  64. 64
    Mr and Ms Harperson says:

    What indeed?

  65. 65
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’d thought the nice thing about sheep was that you could eat them afterwards …

  66. 66
    Anon E. Mouse says:

    So BBC Radio twat hosts show with BBC TV twat …..

  67. 67
    tit says:

    the guy on the right playing the euphonium looks as if hes having problems in the trouser department

  68. 68
    non-PC education says:

    One of the teachers I most respected taught design and technology. His method for remembering the colour codes on resistors was;

    Black
    Bastards
    Rape
    Our
    Young
    Girls
    But
    Virgins
    Get
    Wed

    Great guy!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron must be pissing himself with fear.

  70. 70
    Mandy says:

    I haven’t recouped my Dark Lord ad costs yet on this fucking book.

  71. 71
    Gonzo says:

    Guido may have sacked it but there’s always a free one going down somewhere.

  72. 72
  73. 73
    wow,crime of fucking crimes says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8022967/Yobs-dyed-cat-pink-then-threw-it-over-a-fence.html

    Give it 7 days and if the RSPCA don’t get their ransom it will be executed.

  74. 74
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I thought you were giving everything to Ed Balls? Fickle jade.

  75. 75
    genghiz the kahn says:

    One of the Hunts from the now show was selling I’m Proud of The BBC T shirts.

    I wanted to ask the Hunt did he feel bad about syphoning off £3 per week of my post tax income. He deserved the traditional Glasgae kiss, youse lookin’ at a faceful of heid…

    His idea of comedy was to roar Sarah Palin, The Conservatives, and The Coalition to see if he could raise a few cheap laughs.

    He could try screaming out Brown, Balls, Miliband I, Milband II and the audience would start screaming or foaming at the mouth.

    One day Al Beeb might realise that there are right wing satirists. P J O’Rourke didn’t take many leftist prisoners.

  76. 76
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What happened to Hoon?

  77. 77
    tit says:

    he morphed into the c’unt he is and forked off to obscurity

  78. 78
    Umpire of Evil says:

    Grmmph, mmmph, chomp, glomph, etc. etc.

  79. 79
    Umpire of Evil says:

    What kind of a colour is ‘Bastards’?

  80. 80
    non-PC education says:

    You were one of the idiots who left school before taking exams weren’t you.

  81. 81
    Chop chop says:

    Chinese babies get to choose between sweet and sour.


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