Great news that the backhanded theft of millions of pounds of taxpayers money by the Labour Party, also known as the Union Modernisation Fund, has been scrapped. But it’s fine, no doubt Prezza will be elected Treasurer at Labour conference and with his track record he’s guaranteed to sort out the hole in Labour’s dire finances.
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Are you going to do the same to us ?
We have only ripped off the UK taxpayer with our subversive shyt for decades…
Well its back to selling peerages then….
And bumming SpAds!
Said the bummer
The fools!!
Lord A, everyone’s a fool bar thee old cock aren’t they,
How about something of a refund from labour then? This is fraud isn’t it?
Obtaining property by deception, false accounting, abuse of public office etc. The Parliamentary Standards Committee will find nothing wrong and do a SECRET DEAL- like they are with the MPs. Corrupt fckers.
Cameron and Clegg need a wake up call to reality with the BBC, of course unless they have done a deal with them!!
Mud sticks, Cameron’s reputation is being made now, not 3 years from now.
He gets his worthless ineffectual Socialist arse into gear now, or he loses way before the GE in 2015.
£145.50 isn’t a rip-off compared with subscription channels. What’s wrong is that it’s compulsory, whether or not you want to watch or listen to the Beeb – and that the BBC are so biased in their political coverage.
How about the Beeb shrinking a bit and spending it’s money on making some decent fucking telly & radio? Why the fuck do we need 150 crap minority radio stations and 10 shite TV channels? Let’s have BBC1 & 2 and Radios 1 to 4.
I rather like Radio 5.
Not Derbyshire of course and her drug mum,deadbeat dad story every day.. Not that keen on Bacon either. Mayo can get on your nerves too. Nicky Campbell is pretty full of himself.
On second thoughts ..sell it! Sell it all!
Radio 4 = Labour party radio – Toady this morning can only be described as a labour wank fest. Only the bbc could ignore the many areas of kinnocks’ career which don’t stand up to scrutiny and present him as a credible comentator.
I don’t need any of them! There’s only one thing to do with the Beeb and that’s wholesale evisceration.
Plus BBC7: unless they are compelled to take up another commenter’s suggestion that anything they do older than 5 years is released into the public domain.
BBc Alba, a channel 2 people watch. well worth spending monet on.
Plus the Irish Gaelic shite that BBC NI has to churn out to keep Sinn Fein from gurning their fucking miserable eyes out.
I thought Monet was dead
I had that impression as well.
I’ll get my coat
That’s the whole point Sir WW
Freedom of choice
and NO COERTION…
The BBC is fantastic value, it brings us all the socialist news from around the world from a socialist perspective complete with socialist guests and using socialist information sources such as the guardian/huffington post etc and giving us socialist films and programmes designed to present socialist values and aims. no wonder honest Dave and his comrades love the BBC so much.
What could be better than that?
The world of Marxist socialism brought to you by socialists for socialists in the most socialist way possible, an enforced taxation to watch the TV. What could be more socialist than that?
And its only another compulsory £3 per week, from your post tax income.
Some Hunt from the Now Show was flogging “I’m Proud of The BBC Shirts”, was tempted to burn in front of his eyes.
Prolonged, Ecstatic Applause.
Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC
He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”
He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has defended the BBC, saying it’s “unique in the world and we should be proud of it” and said the trend for politicians to constantly attack it was wrong.
The good news
This is the sort of stuff football chairman talk a week before they sack their manager. Let us hope anyway.
The simple truth is that Cameron can not get shot of the BBC, nor can he change The BBC in any notable fashion. The BBC is a product of the ESTABLISHMENT. As such, Cameron attacking the BBC would be a direct attack on the hand that feeds his political party, as well as all of the other political parties.
If Cameron was a true conservative (which he is not in any more then name) he would have closed down the entire BBC months ago.
The BBC is a CORPORATIST organization which means it represents the interests of our FASCIST Internationalist socialist establishment, not the British people or any particular political party. The BBC only seems to better represent The Labour Party because The Labour Party is ideologically closer to Corporatist Fascism then any of the rest.
The BBC is now, and always has been run by Jesuits and Zionists.
This may seem paradoxical, especially when The BBC is discussing The State of Israel, but it is the case all the same. The BBC is expert at both white and black propaganda. What the BBC never does is tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about anything even slightly important.
The BBC is not bad, sad, or a simple pain in the butt. The BBC is EVIL working for EVIL, and will one day be largely responsible for the deaths of many millions of completely innocent human beings, many of which will be Americans and Europeans.
Please understand that the vast majority of BBC employees have absolutely no idea what it is they are really working for, or towards. If they did I am sure they would be perfectly horrified.
I wish I could assure you that the likes of Murdoch are in anyway better then The BBC at telling the truth. However Murdoch is every bit as Evil as The BBC and then some.
The best thing to do with the BBC and Sky is to not watch or listen to either of them. If this is not possible, then please try your best to think very hard indeed before you take either of these broadcasters at face value.
Do not ask, is it true?
Ask WHY are they telling me these half truths, damned right lies, or general bullshit, and sometimes more importantly, why are they telling me this extremely dangerous and highly divisive crap now?
“I want to see it prosper and succeed”
In that case CallMeDave is a traitor.
He and his coterie of cocks can swing for my vote. B&P is looking increasingly more preferable.
Why wait for Cameron to pretend to make BBC cuts? Let’s do it for him like they did in New Zealand.
Cancel your TV Licensing direct debit, place a “implied right of access withdrawn” notice to Capita outside your door and ignore the letters.
They can’t do a thing. You’ve just saved £148.
We only need a critical mass of a few 100,000 and then it becomes too expensive to try and recaptcher the lost revenue – the whole system collapses.
Google “Beating Big Brother” by Ian Wishart.
Whether you watch live broadcast or not is entirely up to you – I don’t bother any more because most of it is dumbed down low brow excrement.
And even if I did, I’d either watch it on my TV or PC – not a thing they can do.
Deep joy.
tumultuous applause spontaneous cheering loud shouts all stand.
Lock up the first one to sit down…
But if the BBC goes, we’ll lose a lot of good stuff. It’s just a shame they can’t stop their bias – being happy to oppose both Labour (from the left) and Tories (from the left).
Ever sat in a US hotel room, flicking through 250-odd channels of crap ?
Mad Jock and TT have an idea. Shrink BBC back to 2 TV and 4 radio channels, halve the license fee – and then wonder what to do about their news and current affairs programmes. Sack all current or former SWP staff, or insist on recruiting to similar positions a balancing number of former or current UKIP/BNP/NF members ?
No TV license since 1999.
The license is not compulsory.
I want to organise some spontaneous cheering!
itz coz dey iz all dem coommienazi’s innits ?! ? fuud goes in mowth ? !?
Is it too late to put a couple of quid on Diane?
Not too late. But why waste your money? Do both of you a favour and use it to send her a jerk chicken pie.
Hang on me old china, I thought that rats were drowned not burnt? Come on, nobody comes in from the pouring rain looking like a burnt rat, now do they?
I’ve been waiting for the IMF announcement that the British economy is on the mend and the Coalition cuts are right to appear on the BBC red button round up on News 24.They begrudgingly put it on the Business section but even an hour after the IMF announcement couldn’t quite bring themselves to include it in the main headlines.
Ha ha ha ha!
‘Lord tosspot’ could not sort out the holes at both ends of his of his miserable being.
A similar halfwit may well be created, Baroness Abbot of Rice and Pea in the New Year’s Dishonours list.
And what about Uddin and the Bunch of 40 Ermine Vermin Labour Thieves ?
That is perfectly true. Those who wear ermine tend to be vermin. My late lamented maternal grandmama used to say that quite often. She has been dead over 60 years. I gets truer every day.
About bloody time, they’ve been robbing us for years!
How much of this money has been funnelled to the Unite union over the years?
Shame really. Its fun to go to labourlist and have them try and defend it.
You are the one visitor they have then ?
Well, I don’t stay.
The Grauniad is a hoot most of the time too.
No it isn’t – the ink comes off when you’re wiping
Difficult on labourlist
They can hardly read or write there…let alone think….
A real Socialist Utopia…
Gudio
“Backhanded” is not the word chum
It should be “underhand” or ‘fraudulent”…
About f*cking time. I’d like to see the Ed Miliband’s Parasite Party try to dig its way out of this one.
In his dreams.
Do we, the public, have any say in whether or not we can claim back this money?
Of course the little people don’t get a say. What do you think this is, a democracy?
Good move , i aint paying towards Bob fuckin Crows 12% pay rise .
Oie Guido
I’m in “ull so I don”t receive your stuff very well…
I will be Treasurer of the Zanu Parteh…
We will Come Fourth
But, damn you, I will stuff myself and Tracey with pies until you cut our illegal funding…
What about retrieving the money previously stolen by the bastards.
All four trillion of it?
I’ll have it in used £50s please.
About time too and what about the rest……………………..?
PieGut Prezza is so fucking useless he might just, by sheer incompetence, improve their finances!
Great news anyway – this coalition might do some useful things after all!!
Prezza should go for liposuction so that he could sell bits of genuine Lordly flab, complete with tasteful plastic display box and certificate of genuineness. At £50 a dollop that would raise at least £5 million.
I would buy one for the dogs.
What have you got against dogs?
They shit and piss and vomit everywhere not much difference from humans really
CATS ROCK!
Hear hear!
Morning SC – not observed you for ages!
How’s the superposition coming along?
Very well Paragnostic, thanks. Good morning to you as well.
I found this, not that you will need any explanation:
At his favourite Chinese eatery in Hull he sits with his back to the room and scoffs one of every item on the menu. Fact. Surely the disgusting, ignorant, lazy, obese fucker is entitled to a plastic turd to put over his mantelpiece in Prescott Towers? Give the lying scumbag his due, fellas. Where would we be without men of Two Bogs’ intellect?
my brother in law once worked as a waiter in the house of commons, he said watching prescott eat was one of the most revolting things he had ever seen, he said it would have been ok if he had eaten like a pig, but he was far, far worse.
I’d make a great treasurer, as well as remaining PM after Labour’s election victory under my leadership
I don’t beleive it.
Cameron said it was staying just after he got in…
Conservative home was in uproar!
What next? Leave the EU??
Death by a thousand cuts or more like ten million. So long Layber Pahtee it wasn’t very nice knowing you.
The next task is to allow members of the Co-Op a say in Co-Op donations, (overt or covert) to Labour.
I shop at the Co-Op and have a pension with the Co-Op; I object in the strongest possible terms to my money being given to a party of political dinosaurs hell-bent on destroying our country.
Well stop shopping there and move your pension!
Take the bastards to Court for misappropriation of YOUR funds……
The labour party despite being heavily funded are in financial crisis. Who would trust them with the economy? Time they stopped taking the voters for fools. Labour have their head stuck well and truly up its own bottom.
I can almost hear Ed M’s sobs of despair. He gets the top job for which he has no experience whatsoever and problem #1: £20million in debt, #2: No more free money from the taxpayer.
Oh well, at least he’s got 4.5 years to save up for the next election campaign. If Lard Prescott doesn’t blow any donations on pies.
Lord Prescott, the black hole at the centre of the pie universe.
My dear Guidowitzzchhsli
I follow your blog with great interest
I know you are a freedom fighter and that it is diccult in Third World britain
BUT our enemises are falling like ninepins,
First Zombie Brown and his crowd of Goebbels like henchmen…(well done on axing MacBride by the way)
Now your favourtite targets are going down one by one,
Criminal Blair hounded out of Ireland
Our dear friend Blinky collapsing on his ugly face
Now rendition Milliband-Mossad collapsing on his
Now Mr Toynbee has resigning
And now bribes to the unions being cut off…
Soon, my dear friend and fellow freedom fighter, we will have no more opposition..
I will always be with you…
Whatever did happen to Stanislav?
Went home to Poland when Gordon devalued the currency 25% without telling anyone, back in 2008.
I will tell you a little secret story
My family are specialists in the cutting off the balls of fascists and communists…
Stanislav Samuel Millibandski got though our net…
And you have the result…
I believe he took a dislike to pizza.
He’s still about, somewhere in the far flung reaches of the UK…
http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/
…and still as eloquent.
If you are reading this Stan, please treat us to one of your special diatribes. This blog has never been the same since your departure.
Do you ever give up sucking cock?
Guido. I have to take you to task over your severe misuse of flow chart symbols. To mention just one mistake, the rectangle is supposed to represent a process. Yet you have used it to denote the Labour party.
Guido is best enjoyed at street level with as little deep excavation as possible.
Rather like the door I piss up against on the way back from the boozer then.
Slightly submerged just out to sea I would say, TT. But we are all in a position where we can benefit from learning more. That is the true fun of life in my experience. No shame in that.
Not as pleasant as the sea at Sv Ivan, natch.
Modders schmodders, now what…!
is it even cut ? Guido gives no proof, no link, nothing
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic-art/42288/96567/Clement-Attlee-1955
Actually as a labour supporter, the person you should have highlighted from that period is clement attlee.
He was a true and faithful son of labour. He signed up to serve in WW1 right from the beginning. Went to Gallipolli, contracted dysentery, recovered – was sent to the Middle East , was seriously injured, recovered – ended up on the Western Front holding the front line.
Then he served in churchill’s coalition government burying his differences for the sake of the national good.
Y’know of any labour mp’s in the last 13 years who have served in Iraq or Afghanistan do you?
Truth is today’s labour party is a poor parody of the real labour party that existed during WW1 and WW2.
This lot are real champagne socialists now and they have no real working class to support anymore because they have , in the last 13 years, destroyed it!!
They need to rename labour , not ‘next labour’ as dave militwit said but ‘the welfare benefits party’ because that’s the only people they now represent.
I collect and fill all votes for nice labour party – party of free money – YES
They are the party of filthy immigrants and scum.
The Millibands aren’t even United Kingdom stock. They should be sent packing to the Urals or Siberia or Poland were they belong but then again all you older generations are good for is fucking it up for the rest of it and leaving us to do all the hard work and make the hard choices in life.
is Dave serving in Afghanistan you dumb twat ?
did Dave support his hero Blair’s Iraq war and STILL does ?
have we pulled out of Afghanistan or are they still dying in the slaughterhouse while you cheer Dave on ?
so shut the fuck up you hypocritical warmongering lickspittle
Thank fuck your diatribe (11:06pm) wasn’t indexed nell!
Yep !
What a twat you are – The fabians were planning to kill by way of CLASS – just like Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Hitler and all other Marxist…ooops Socialist…….oooops (‘er what’s the latest change of name to hide our intent? Oh yes Progressive!!!! that’s it….. such an innocent positive sounding soundbite eh?) Governments.
Marx=Big Government= economic meltdown and, as history proves, millions killed in the name of “Progress” and, as Gordon Brown proved, its the nasty bully boy creatures of the system who always get to the ‘top’ of any big government system.
History proves beyond all doubt that we should all fear Big Government
The twat is losing his spark.
If you want to learn more I suggest Old Holborn. This blog has had it’s day.
Maybe, but you will know, perhaps as well as anyone, what they say. Markets run on sentiment, not fundamentals.
So can we expect the unions to kick off until they get their Danegeld back.
Clever stuff… now they’ll have to fund all the public sector strikers’ pay out of Union subs. Happy happy happy! Yay!!!
And you will sit idly by whilst your government steps all over you. You may be ‘gainfully’ employed or be an employer right now but you wait until push comes to shove. You won’t be sitting as ‘pretty’ then.
Communist wanker
Non Job Labourite…get real, get a proper job not a state funded one
Is this part of the 177 quangos being axed Guido?? – Do you have a link?
I’ve put out a puff piece saying “The illumination monitoring board plays a vital role in determining the levels of glow of the little standby lights on electrical appliances. We are almost entirely funded by charitable donations and receive only minor taxpayer funding.”
Then the BBc report that my Quango is actually a profitable one. Of course the lazy journos don’t check to see that those ‘charities’ are actually state funded pressure groups.
Suggest you do the same sir Trev. Need to get more public support for our ‘Quangos’ or chairmanships at £100k, expenses paid weekend breaks at 5* hotels and those Caribbean fact finders might just dry up
Off with their heads
Off with their heads
Off with their tails
Off with their tails
Off with their balls.
There will be many other secret Labour funding mechanisms which need to be found and eliminated. The police should be checking Lard Prescotts bank account.
Lords like what I is keeps our dosh off-shore, well away from grubby little oiks like what you is, don’t you know? Toodle-pip. *burp*
Chinese funds especially…HK account ???
Yes! there is a god…what this “modernisation fund” amounted to was a compulsory trade union levy on every taxpayer, like it or not. Note to marxist union barons: ha fuckin ha.
No wonder the unions have been kicking up such a fuss tearing up newspapers calling for strikes and so on, they must have seen this comming. lol
It doesn’t impact Postman Pat aka the unions, it affects the Labour Party.
Quite apart from the fact that this so-called ‘modernisation fund’ doesn’t seem to have worked… the unions look pretty much like they did circa 1972, 38 years ago, to me.
Every time I see Bob Crow’s unlovely face, I think, “and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time…”
(Dylan: Stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again)
It seems “modernising” the unions seems to move the country back 40 years…
The labour party lose 10 million of funding overnight. The Unions were just the money laundering part of the operation.
You would need a heart of stone not to laugh
You also need to stop the scam of union organisers being paid by government departments out of department budgets, another criminal use of taxpayers money.
If it is possible to follow the money from tax payer to union and back to the Liebour Party then could there be a case of fraud to answer? I for one deeply resent my tax contributions being reinvested in the Labour Party. The HC&E are very good at demanding increased payments should we be slightly incorrect with our taxes so how about them reclaiming, on taxpayers behalf, these very questionable payments?
Sadly not. the connection is purely coincidence. The unions claim that they would have funded labour at £10 million a year even without the modernisation fund.
Hard to prove that.
Easy to spot the fraud, but hard to prove.
By making that assertion, the unions have dropped themselves in it to the tune of ten million pounds. If they don’t bung the labour party next year it will be very difficult to claim that there was no connection.
Well put,the calender has been inked,digitally of course
Yes. Well said, cat.
Perhaps the bbc wile do an in-depth expose of it . . then again perhaps not, it’s a bit too close for comfort.
The taxpayer is extorted for 3+ billion.
The state hands it over to the Broadcasting arm of the Labour Party (Aljabeebya).
The BBC promote taxation and more bureaucracy.
It is difficult to envisage any other outcome, the way they are set up. The BBC needs “liberating”.
Will the MSN now run the story as ‘Fraudulent use of taxpayers money to finance the Labour party’ or ‘Nasty Tory cuts to unions who represent the good working class of Great Britain’ ?
We like money. Lots.
i like cock – lots
Me two……………
Party @ mine?
The picture’s adorable. Did your kids do it?
Hard one to justify though, isn’t it.
Looks like your job pasting union press releases onto right wing web sites might be over.
Labour leadership announced soon.
Getting excited yet Jimmy?
David’s price moving out and Ed’s moving in. 1/2 million quid going on Ed today.
Modded again. i bet its ed’s
Here’s an idea: put some holes in the spine od the New Statesman and maybe perforate the pages so that it can be put to good use for the only thing it is good for.
Nooooooo! *faints*.
Guido, your favicon seems to have reverted to the WordPress default.
I noticed that too. It pisses up my nicely organised bookmarks no end.
Having written to my MP, the PM’s office and the Chancellors office demanding this racket was stopped, I am delighted. Now the coalition need to do the other things I demanded, an end to postal voting (except the armed forces serving abroad), removal of the labour biased boundaries and removal of the labour biased bbc license fee.
This coalition have started well, now they need to get all the other messes that labour caused sorted out.
“labour biased boundaries” —– already announced and reduction of number of MPs as well.
NAO are getting access to the BBC, that should uncover some real nasties, hence good excuse to fuck those marxis t wankers up.
Postal voting will be investigated for widespread allegations of corruption, and found to be very corrupt, because it is. It will be very restricted in future, as a result.
Is this all true? If it is, you’ve made my night. Unions fucked, BBC fucked, labour voting fiddles fucked. Please, let it be so….
And fully elected House of Lords to replace the stinking cesspit of corruption that Zanu Labour have created with Tony’s cronies…
Fully elected and lots of postal votes too please.
Let’s wait and see how much public screaming there is about this by the left. My suspicion is not much – it’s such a blatant scam that even the huffing and sactimonious Jack Straw would not have the brass neck to justify it to the public.
No but I will on his behalf, tune in to hear me tonight on Any Questions BBC R4
Why is this scrawny dope smoking twat being given air-time?
What the fuck has he ever achieved to warrent it?
Being a @unt born from the right @unt. It’s what Labout calls ‘merit’.
Nepotism at it’s very best. Added to the BBC punting a future failed Labour twat.
money laundering by any other name.
They’ll keep shtumm and hope that the story does not appear.
Having read here in Guido’s comments, somewhere, that Will Straw is to be on Any Questions, I went to have a look at his Twitter page. Quel plonker. I hope Danny Alexander flattens him.
Why – as Will Straw seems to believe (20 September 6.49) – is the Heygate Estate “a monument to ConDem failure”? It was built in 1974, long ago acquired a reputation for crime, poverty and deprivation, and is to be demolished in 2010. The Coalition was formed less than five months ago; how can the Heygate Estate be anyone’s failure but that of Labour who have had 13 years to fix it?
1974? the ante-deluvian age of Wilson and Sunny Jim Callaghan? It must all be Thatcher’s fault. Her monstrous crime of putting the Country’s ccurrent account back into surplus is the root cause of Blairism.
And getting the rebate from Brussels, which Bliar gave away without a whimper.
Oh I’m quite sure he got someone to sign the piece of paper that said, “I promise to make you President of the EU” first.
How they laughed.
Absolutely Susie.
bliar was a star at that sort of thing. Just look at his and levy’s auction of peerages.
Yeah, but we didn’t.
Another entry on their charge sheet, anyone any idea how much this bit of vanity has cost us?
Who is going to be prosecuted? I realised long ago that they were a bunch of thieving b******s but I didn’t know it was so blatant
It’s a bit like Christmas isn’t it? All good things at once.
Redken for london candidate, likely red ed for leader, prezza for treasurer to their £20milllion black hole and now their funding is drying up.
All we need now is edballs as shadow chancellor and dianeabbott as shadow foreign minister and we shall have an ongoing comedy that will keep entertained indefinitely.
Yes, it’s entirely Caligulan Nell
As I said wome time ago here..
All we need it naked girls (and token homos) do Zanu Labour things it each other (like in Bornw(s Bunker) in Wembley Stadium before the roaring Zanu labour public and we will have gone back to the Dark Ages…
Gibbon come back, you were right….
Yes Nell… it’s like that bit when the White Witch’s magic starts to fail in the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and all the animals of Narnia frolic and feast…
Happy happy happy! Yay!!!
“The Swiss finance minister has become an internet celebrity after breaking into fits of giggles during an address.
Hans-Rudolf Merz’s speech has been viewed more than 300,000 times on YouTube and other sites.
The video shows Merz convulsing with laughter as he talks about the import of cured meat.
He starts to crack up as he reads a stream of unintelligible bureaucratic language in his script.
Good man…
What else can you do when you get a brief from some Zanu bureaucrat ?
Giggles followed by several planter’s punches, I say
What a lovely man
Climb every mountain Baby!
More infectious than Tommy Cooper
Both the ECB and Pakistan Cricket Board have lodged complaints against the Labour Party and the Miliband Brothers for underhand betting during the leadership contest. Andrew Strauss is said to be livid and Afridi just wants to go home
Still can’t find “Laura Kuenssberg looks as if she needs a good shagging” on Google and they have had almost 24 hours to index it …
Look up how Laura BDSM dominates Toenails
And see if we can have some indiscreet shots of the goings on…
Nothing like a false Jockess wielding the whip…
Linky-linky.
She’ll take a good licking
Hold on. I’m trying to get my rocks off.
Put clingfilm over your keyboard first
But I like the softkey response.
I can find nothing about this joyous news elsewhere; please let me have another source…
Isn’t Jack Straw’s son the one who is/was a druggie and got off very lightly thanks to his dear old Dad who, I believe was Justice Minister at the time [I could be wrong, but Jack Straw was some sort of a Minister at the time].
As for Labour ‘half inching’ our money for themselves, NOW will the stupid bastards who ‘always vote Labour’ see the light? Doubt it as they truly are as thick as a donkey’s donger.
Just look at White Powder City
Topping themselves like it’s going out of style..
Pissing our money up the wall everyday with four times as many “correspondents” as necessary to do the job…
Lining their pockets with a gold plater pension shceme
Hiiring any unemployable Labour poliitician that comes their way
Esoecially ve efniks..
Do I need to go on ?
Asd for Jack Straw…a pathetic tuerncoat toadie of a man…
Wanting openess, accountability less tax avoidance for all, but then remain strangely silent over income taxes paid by presenters, news readers, and ‘celebrities’; and highly reluctant to publish complete independently audited accounts.
BBC burning your money, lying through their teeth and backing a return to old style socialism. A bunch of liars, and lazy Hunts living off a compulsory levy on the rest of us.
Nope Jack was the HOME SECRETARY at the time. Unbelievable!
Political blogger’told to put bag over head by Jobcentre’
Guido Fawkes, apolitical blogger claims he was told to ”put a bag over his head” when he went for a job interview.
Hello Ed
On the white stuff again ?
And denying the deficit and that you are coming last in the Race ?
You are as bonkers as your mentor Brown…
Lefties are nothing but a bunch of Billy Bunts !!!!
Should have done this back in May.
Better late than never though.
They’ve backdated it. To 1857. The bailiffs will be banging on the TUC’s door shortly.
It’s the Ccop bank that has real problems
£ Millions outstanding to New Labour
And connections to our old friend Rony Cohen :!!
The Co-op should refuse them their divvy.
Coop soon to be bankrupt then?
there are other ways and means…
Well if the friggin’ twats couldn’t modernise after 13 years of taxpayer funded largesse, they never will – so f**k ‘em.
Wonder how many brothers will get the chop from the back office?
None – they’ll just hike the subs.
I passed David Miliband in the corridor.
Did you fart or piss on him ?
That’s all you know how to do isn’t it ?
No
I lamped him
I’m good at that as well…especially lamping innocents bystanders…
Well you shouldn’t have eaten him in the first place, you fat git.
I will have you know young man
That I was Treasurer of the Labour Party when Tony Blair and Lord Levy sold all those peerages
I was completely unaware of their actions
And I am completely unaware now of any benefits that the Unite Trade Union, of which I am Assistant General Secretary, has from the Government
I am also completely unamaware of any contributions ttat Unite make to the Labour Party..
That is the defence of hardened mafiosi Jack
I didn’t know, Guv, promise…
Can’t you do any better than that Jack ?
I was also completely unaware (at the time) that I was a bloke when I was selected from the all-women shortlist as Labour candidate for my constituency.
Nobody thinks of us poor cleaners!
Oh yes they do
I do when my shitter needs unblocking
A lads, my mate tawny has a few million to spare from his scams in the middle east.
Next on Jeremy Kyle – my bastard child, is it Boris’s ?
Ban the veil and Harry Harperson !!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/8023079/Irelands-Catholic-schools-ban-full-Muslim-veil.html
the biatches scare the shite out of good folks………. peace
Does anyone know the total ammount via this route ?? I pressume sith route is too complex to analyse let alone quango lobby payments at conferences , ponzi would be proud never mind marx ., and yet the fun lovin crimals want us all too move on from them ruinng the country , I do hope at the next general election we can finally produce a pack of iraq playing cards , who knows kalashnicovs made from gold in the maillibanistas hideout .
Heiffer isnt happy at the sage of petrochemicals he may have a point when you consider just how rigged Labour made capitalism and vinces lack of insight .
Whoever knobs this deserves a big Blue Peter Badge !!
Tattooed woman ‘told to put bag over head by Jobcentre’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8020254/Tattooed-woman-told-to-put-bag-over-head-by-Jobcentre.html
Oooohhh man in Jobcentre tells woman the truth,women thinks she can makea few bob out of predicement by blabbing to msm , now has idea’s to get an ambulance chaser to take it a bit further,cash for sitting on one’s arse and getting more tattoo’s will soon be available via taxpayer.
Typical Labour voter. Just doesn’t understand that employers want humans to work for them, not disgusting inked-up twatfaces. As my dear old Mum used to say: “Looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an axe.”. Just what you want sitting at a desk in your open plan office. Should have thought about that before she got all those gallons of ink poured into her face.
Yeah right, she is definitely going to be considered for a job on the reception desk at some high profile blue chip company headquarters. Did she imagine for one minute what she looks like to a potential employer?
It’s the oldest trick in the book to turn up at an interview looking scruffy and give the wrong impression and surprise, surprise!, you go back to the Job Centre, tell them you went for the interview but sadly you were unsuccessful. Boo Hoo, I tried my best can I have my Job Seekers Allowance now please as I have to get back home to watch the Jeremy Kyle show.
He should be made an Knight of the Garter forthwith…
The Queen: “I dub thee Sir Job Centre KGBE for services to the public, the employers and anyone who might have interfaced with this tattooed pierced hag”
Sorry “…anyone who might have interfaced with this tattooed pierced fat hag”
Another product of pondlife UK, thanks to 13 years of labour. She got her first tattoo “from her mum”. Wow..sheer class.
Guido
In fact, the “Union Modenisation Fund” amounted to £12 million per year.
In your montage you only show £10 million ?
Did the £2 million go into a Labour Party slush fund ?
It went on Hattie’s clothing allowance
And her husband’s election in an all-women shortlist.
Thank fcuk for that. I thought I would have to shoot the whole lot of these lying, communist fraudsters.
Can you get refunds on one ton of cyanide which I was going to put in their beer?
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/extreme_bodies/gurning_world_championships_-_most_wins.aspx
O/T Guiness Book of Records
It’s official
The only man to have won the World Gurning Competition for ten years is
GORDON….
Why do you mod every comment about your funding then?
Yeah Guido – time you came clean about the neo-fascist anal-rapist club that sponsors you
+++Elephant Husbandry Advisory Panel SCRAPPED+++
Everyday I search Google in vain to find out what to do about the herds of elephants roaming my part of East Anglia… “If only there was an ‘Elephant Advisory Council’ or somesuch” I say to my husband.
Now, to my great distress, I find that there always was one, but it’s been abolished!
B•gger, b•gger, b•gger
Ok but only once. Bend over.
But who will keep the ivory?
Ebony and ivory, not living together in perfect harmony in 2010 UK.
All elephant tusks should be black, sprayed black if necessary. This will go some way towards redressing the balance that currently doesn’t exist.
(Is this wanker on any quangos that should be culled)
FASCIST RACIST IMPERALIST BASTARDS TRYING TO EXPLOIT THE POOR WORKFORCE OF THIS COUNTRY!
EVIL RIGHTWING SCUM YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!
Said the fascist
I’M A PROGRESSIVE VOICE IN THIS SEA OF IDIOCY SIR!
You’re a professional idiot in a sea of delusion Madam
Pardon? Didn’t quite catch that. Mind you, I am two hundred miles away.
Who peddled drugs in the hope of getting laid then got turned in by your dad to save his own political skin
A person who is no stranger to the odd spliff
Who’s enjoyed a rather privileged upbringing that few could only dream of.
Said the hypocrite
Don’t bring my kids in to this chalky.
Orf with their ‘orrible red heads
To my friends and regular punters;
I would like to put a warning out, I do have my girls reguarly checked but loads of Eastern Europeans are coming over cough cough: Roma, Cechs, Gypos, Poles etc. etc. with HIV!
Yes sir HIV/AIDS and they are trying to undercut us out of the market with all sorts of scams and deals like offering two girls for the price of one or luring people to flats full of men waiting to beat them up.
Please be careful and if a deal from any Eastern Eurpoeans in the UK sounds to good to be true…then stay away! We will deal with these insurgent cartels soon, it is bad for business to have the customers being infected and dying off in horrible ways.
Anyone know of what became the legendary Sir Rhodes?
Im starting to like Cameron
Give us our guns back(and the right to carry them)
Compulsory Christian assembly every morning in all schools
Thats what we want David, plus mass deportations of darkies
“Compulsory Christian assembly every morning in all schools”
You can stick that fictional shit where the sun don’t shine. And before you accuse me of being a muzbot, I think they should be deported. Religion is shit, full stop.
Said the zealot
Jesus did exist but he wasn’t the ‘son of god’.
He was a very naughty boy.
He was a c.unt.
I’m an atheist, thank God.
We are all the sons and daughters of God Thing is I dont think that he likes us very much
we are all his ginger haired step children
The drawing above doesn’t close the loop; i.e. money going from the Unions to fund the Labour Party.
I wondered why the coalition were taking so long to get around to prioritization spending in this area. Labour has been given a fair chance to reorganize it’s funding streams and make some timely decisions at their conference. Glegg said they would be fair didn’t he.
Here is the embargoed text of Ed Milliband’s victory speech
“Comrades,
I owe this voctory to my great friends Gordon Brown, Charlie Wheelan and the Big Trade Unions. Thank you.
As you knwo, I was Chairman of Gordon Brown’s Council of Economic Advisers when we decided to establish “light touch” regulation of the banks. That was a joint decision of Gordon brown, Ed Balls and myself. As you know, that greated the greatest explosion of uncontrolled credit and debt in British history.
When it all fell apart, we then saved the world by nationalising the Banks, comrades, a great leap forward on the path to Sociialism and control, and let the annual defiti esplode to stop a resicession caused by excessive debt.
We also doubled the national debt which will have to be paid off by our children. But we do not need to mention that to theml either.
I was then the saviour of the world because I believe all the data coming from the United Nations about climate change which turned out to be false. That gave me the opportunity to say how necessary it is to make sure that the data on which decisions are made is correct.
Finally, I wrote the Labour Manifesto for 2010 and, as you know, I have recently trashed it because it was inapproproate.
Only fools do not change their minds you see.
On this basis, we wil ride the wave of global Socialism, increase debt for ur children and save the world again.
Thank you”
This is a radio wind up, it isnt real you stupid English poof !
Lord tosspot was born in WALES.
So of course was kinnochio.
Pity really. Until now I had always associated the Welsh with their beautiful choirs.
Land of my fathers – and my fathers can keep it… as I once said…
Just listen from 4:30 onwards for the hilarious bit. The rest is dull and uneventful.
I see the task of registering a mobile phone top-up card is the same the World over.
He sounds reasonable but keeps saying that her mother is a whore.
Truth clearly hurts.
PRESCOTT SOLD HIS “PRINCIPLES” FOR HIS HOLE !
Right up the Hague!
Prescott would not know what a principle was if it stuffed him up the arse sideways.
Who do you right wing zealots hope to win the Labour leadership election then?
Me son, now stop typing shite. The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother’s ass and ended up a stain on the bedsheet.
Gordon Brown. He did a great job last time.
I did, too.
Anyone got a pooper-scooper? I did a joby on the floor. Again.
Will: in the words of Gunnery Sgt Hartman: You’re so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
shit me some tiffany cufflinks.
your going down well on here Will , right wing zealots ? good opener
Does that mean I can get hold of some of Prezza’s wad?
Over my dead body.
Leave it to me. I’ll sort out the finances in my customary manner.
I echo 48 rustygecko’s question; who are we going to prosecute?
This was blatent fraud/bribery of the worst kind.
I assume (although I might be wrong) that it was Gordon Brown, in which case I say get the CPS/Police involved; we might not be able to put him in jail for fucking up the whole economy, but we can do him for fraud and bribery, and with the total amount of cash involved that means he’d be put away for about 15 years, which’d hopefully be long enough that he’d die in jail and not be able to fuck-up the african economies that he seems to be attempting to do.
I didn’t do it.
It was Thatcher and those nasty bankers.
It all started in America.
I’m off to Niger to tell them to put half their GDP towards building Prius factories so that they can be environmentally friendly. The other half of their GDP should be donated to the Gordon and Sarah charity setup to help ex-prime-ministers who are down on their luck.
….and the 3rd half of their GDP can be put towards paying for those first 2 things to be administered.
Anyway, if they’re so poor in Niger, why don’t they just print more money like I did? Or, if they don’t own any printing presses, why don’t they borrow money to buy some printing presses, and then use those to print money?
I’m an economic genius, me.
Your point has reminded me of another subsidy namely the £50,000 floater that the former Party Treasurer consistently topped up and paid to the Brown benevolent fund. It would be interesting to know whether that was traceable back to taxpayer funding of the union modernisation bung.
I spotted Caroline Flint in Mathew Street in Liverpool today, what a rough looking cow she is, no slap on, with a flat face, horrible teeth and hair that needs a fucking good wash,the lazy bitch, and she has a fucking enomous arse as well. She once complained that Dikshit Gordon the brave used her as window dressing in the cabinet, It must have been the window of a junk shop full of old spanners, flat irons and rusty nails.
I was so shocked by her scruffy appearence i forgot to do the piggy snorting impression, i wish i had chinned the scruffy bitch and the pimp who was with her(he was prettier than her by the way)
So how is prezza, when he becomes treasurer of the labour party going to fill that £20million black hole and find £10million pa income now lost from the unions??
Tony tried selling peerages to make money for labour, gordon used a fake union modernisation scheme to channel taxpayers money into labour.
What scam is militwit going to think up with prezza’s help?
I guess they could always ask bliar for a loan!
the corrupt scum!
I thought you said you were through giving Dave lots of lovely cash?
I thought all labour trolls had gone off to manchester to hear gordon pass on his mantle to the next labour loser?
He has come back from america hasn’t he? He’s not still haunting the +un+ trying to run omaha to ground is he??!
sarah will be very cross if he isn’t following her pr plan to put him back in the limelight and get him that lucrative job as head of the imf.
Give it a rest, nell. Here, go play with this:
http://www.manuelabadia.com/blog/content/binary/sandcastle1.jpg
Aah that’s lovely! A spanish beach I presume.
I’m munching down hard on Clare’s minge tonight.
Dave is busy taking it up the shitter from Nick with Hague wanking furiously as he looks on.
Good old fashioned Conservative family values.
Fuck off Nell. What gives you the right to think this is a T o r y blog?
Fuck you.
Er, ‘cos it is?
That’s what you tribal t o r y idiots think.
Always room for a couple of commie bastards, I guess.
He’ll come up with a plan to halve the deficit over four years, but nobody will be quite sure what it involves.
prezza would have to know what a ‘deficit’ is first. And I don’t think that word is in his very limited vocabulary.
http://tinyurl.com/3xh3zyc
I’ve thought of a good one. They’re both wankers so they could sell their sperm to dodgy clinics in the Amazon jungle and breed a super race of Milispawn.
Bloddy brilliant though guys, why should the taxpayer fund union scum like Woodley and co.
Hello….Helllo…Is it me you’re looking for?
‘Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely
Or is someone loving you?
Poor ole gordon:-
another richie song that might fit his cv…
‘Here I go
Running after dreams and chasing rainbows…………
Maybe there’s a way to stop the hands of time from turning………
But I just can’t say goodbye’
C’mon and party, fiesta… let the music…
No, it just doesn’t work with McSnot.
Will it work with edmilitwit – that’s the question?!!
Will labour ‘cut the mustard’ with him as leader?
Be interesting to watch won’t it?! If that’s what happens tomorrow.
According to Coffee House blog Ed Miliband has won the leadership contest.
It’s the Friday night comments that keep me coming back to this site. As a statistician I find it truly amazing, if not implausible, that not one comment, out of a fairly decent sample size, exhibits the slightest bit of wit or intelligence.
Or is there just one of you, pumping out a random selection of the same tired and unfunny names headlining the same boringly scatological ejaculations? For the love of Christ, if you can’t write a comment that’s witty, pithy or happens to be an intelligent adjunct to whatever our kind host has posted, can you not just shut the fuck up and let your betters show you how it’s done?
pompous whining
“can you not just shut the fuck up and let your betters show you how it’s done?!”
Who are they then?
If you think the Friday night comments are bad, wait for the seven up tomorrow, it’s a free for all. And why do you keep coming back if the comments are so witless. You read like a bit of a wanker.
Wanker.
Well that’s us told.
And you still came back for more. Are you a masochist by any chance?
I was with you until “kind host”.
At that point you proved yourself to be the sole poster you imagine to be “pumping out a random selection” etc etc.
Oh FUCK, that means I must be you!
This blogg is getting very very very boring. Bye bye Guido. You are becoming all you hate.
Give my love to Billy Bendy boy Vague. I’m not racist, some of my best friends are black. ( I’m not gay – my wife had a mis-carriage ). We all know thats bollocks !!!!!!!!
The moderation is beyond the pale too.
DEMAND THEY PAY IT BACK
Wonder if red ed and brother dave are having a brown/bliar granita moment in a restaurant somewhere in manchester tonight?!
Funny how tables turn isn’t it?
Osborne and Cameron already had theirs when Osborne agreed not to stand against him in the Conservative Leadership contest sweetie.
That’s why he’s the Chancellor poppet.
What relevamce does that have to labour repeating their bad habit patterns?
Anyone know what time the results are announced tomorrow?
What time zone are you in?
An answer would have been preferable, time zones can be worked out by people with even less intelligence than you, if that is possible.
I will follow you
Will you follow me
All the days and nights
That we know will be
I will stay with you
Will you stay with me
Just one single tear
In each passing year
mmmm prog rock .nice
See that girl
She knows I’m watching
She likes the way I stare
If they say why, why
Tell em that it’s human nature
Why, why
Does he do it that way
Latest idiotic comment from BBC reporter – said in very VERY excited tone – “The next Labour leader could very quickly be Prime Minister when the Coalition collapses” subtext – and we at the BBC are doing our very best to undermine the Coalition and “gulp – pause – gulp” – Radio 4 broadcasting early at 4.30 tomorrow evening to cover this “exciting” event. Quislings!
The BBC’s a biased, leftwing, troughing quango .
With luck it’s funding is about to be axed.
If God is good to us taxpayers – the useless troughing corporation itself will be axed.
I live in hope!!
which reporter was it?
your hero Dave says NO you dum dum
God’s already done his bit nell by persuading McDoom not to call an election when he almost certainly would have won.
The BBC will eventually get the chop when it finally dawns on government that state run broadcasting, run by an ultra left wing clique who detest everything that the real working class people of this country stand for,does not deserve £3 billion a year to pump out a few costume dramas,a couple of soaps,unfunny, vulgar new wave comedy shows complete with canned laughter who attack anyone but Labour and the odd token downmarket reality tv show.
The BBC is respected and loved by the Public? what a sick joke that is.
If Cameron gave us a referendum on the license fee tomorrow Mark bloody Thompson and the rest of his loathsome followers would all be looking for a job and we could lop off another 3 billion of Brown’s debt.
If Fat Butt or Ed Mili win, I will laugh so fucking hard.
about as likely as Dave ever scrapping the BBC or denying climate change
This page is fucked. If you’re so good gf why do you rely on crap free shite?
The hilarity begins at 4pm. Let the frolics begin. Ed Mili as opposition leader will be a hilarious catastrophe.
will he fail to win a majority against a hopeless c unt like Brown?
that was what call me middle class Dave the multimillionaire did wasn’t it?
no we don’t want the Milibands back
Oh the irony , a sale is taking place of Lehmans Bros fixtures and fittings to include art works , books and some nice lines in antique tableware , the sale is expected to raise just 0.0003% of what is owed . The stainless steel corporate sign must be a higlight at exp 3k , however the ruins opening plaque is also up for grabs which is perhaps priceless ! assuming it has been cleansed of jonah effect BOE should buy it as a curio to show visiting financiers
Interestin informative flow chart guido keep up the good work.
Dowe have anything on the green lobby?
Today I will be elected as leader of the Labour Party. I will celebrate with much fizzy orange consumption.
All the laws brought in by that shower of shit to stop money laundering
and all the time they were at it via the unions
that is theft pure and simple
And its all hidden in them their slate quarries in the lakes … (Ooops! Sorry, nearly let the cat out of the bag then…I’ll go halves with you.)
Morning, sir!
Hi ar Moniker trust you are well !
some of the places ive been in you could hide almost anything
but i think what attracts me most to the lakes is every pub has great beer !
I’ll drink to that! Next time I am there, probably next year some time, I’ll sup a pint or two with you, if possible for you.
There will be a change to our programming this evening as the Labour Party announces the results of its Leadership Election. Viewers will appreciate that this is an event of national importance. Our team of reporters and political journalists will be reporting from around the country as we get peoples first reactions to the decision and how important they regard it in fighting the cuts imposed by the Tory Coalition
Later there will be a News Special giving the background to the new leader and later there will a live studio debate in front of a specially selected audience of Labour Voters;Activists,Union Leaders andLabour Politicians who will give their views on the result and the strategy for the coming months to re-vitalise Labour and fight the stringent cuts being imposed and the risks to the recovery if they are allowed to go ahead unchallenged.
according to the BBC, Douglas Alexander said:
“One of the most heartening aspects is not just the civility of this campaign, but also that during it 32,000 more people have chosen to join the Labour Party.”
so that explains where all those votes for ed milliband has come from; 32,000 new labour “supporters” have appeared from nowhere and voted for the most likely candidate that’ll destroy the chances of labour in the next election by trying to get an extreme lefty elected.
I’m wondering if the tory party got loads of their supporters to sign-up to the labour party to help steer their leader vote to the person most likely to stop labour from being elected again.
If they did; yay! nice one! looks like it might have worked! (time will tell in a few hours from now)
I wonder if any of your readers have noticed the remarkable last-minute turnaround in the fortunes of Miliband the Warmist?
http://nbyslog.blogspot.com/2010/09/analysis-just-what-exactly-is-going-on.html