Secret of Farage’s Success | Prospect
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Alternatives to Business For Britain Are Muppets | Charlie Mullins
Obama Counsel Knew of IRS Claims Weeks Ago | WSJ
Bunga Bunga Trial: Dancing Girls, Nuns, Nurses & Obama | Reuters
Dave Must Learn From Conan the Barbarian | James Kirkup
Tory Infighting Will Let Miliband In | The Commentator
Real Swivel-Eyed Loons Are in Number Ten | Telegraph
Bozier Accepts Caution | Political Scrapbook
Getting to Know U-KIP | ConservativeHome
Farage Telegraph Advert | Political Scrapbook
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
Is that the same sense as ‘Housewives favourite’?
Sounds like either
a) someone knows the result and is trying to gain financially
b) someone was manipulating the odds
Send in Yates of the Yard…
favourite where ?
which bookies ? some guy down the pub ? your dog ?
Doesn’t seem to be the favourite on Ladbrokes or Paddy Power etc.
There’s a big clue in the advert above – click and you’ll get to smarkets
Ed the Red with the wobbly head, apparently has a 62.5% probability of winning
or nobody has a fucking clue who will win it and it’s all guesswork
That’s just your guess.
But there again, who actually gives a shit?
The Government just needs to carry on as it is and ignore the labour party…seems to work quite well.
must be why they are neck and neck in some polls before the cuts and tax rises even start
The polls are irrelevant for the time being. We’re barely five months into a new government, so they aren’t about to pack up any time soon. They are intending a five year term, they say, so the polls only really become relevant in about three-and-a-half years.
Some of the population are being whipped into a panic over cuts. If it turns out that cuts are not as bad as some are making out (there won’t be any nurses sacked, for example – NHS budgets are ringfenced) then the polls might move the other way. Who knows?
Also known as the honeymoon period.
There are no elections next year. It’s all a trick of the light.
Politicians never pay attention to the Polls.
Like fuck they don’t.
And the public will all be pleasantly surprised by the cuts and tax rises.
That’ll happen.
And take on board the few honest and/or sane members of the zanu Party like Frank Field…
And we can send that c’unt Phillip Blond the other way.
Teamsters friends Unite Trade Union are playing the betting market like good speculators…
They have our money to burn as well from the Trade Union Modernisation/Manipulation Fund…
More importantly who will Labour put up to take on Boris?
Wrong Ed… but I prefer him to his slime covered brother.
Perhaps still time for a late sprint from Dianne – that I’d like to see (in slow baywatch motion)
Hell are you just trying to make people sick,I have to go now and somehow wash my mind of that Abbott baywatch thing.
Me too. She would be awesome like that!
Don’t you remember Reggie Perrin’s mother-in-law?
The Labour Party – the comedy gift that just keeps on giving.
You’re not wrong there!
They key to good comedy is subtlety.
I’m laughing on the inside.
Got someone’s tickling stick up you then?
what will you filll the blog with once this pointless tedium finishes ?
Exactly. Scousers may be a close second behind MP’s in the detestable stakes, but on last nights QT they had it spot on about the libdems being finished after the coalition.
So now liebour has been obliterated that just leaves the tories free to run rampage by default, not merit.
It was scouser’s gave everyone a free weekend in their home when the national had a false start. Plenty of them have give their lives in the stan so arse holes like you can come on sites like this and say what you want. scouser’s maybe violent fucks when they need to be but if it wasn’t for violent twats fags like you would never sleep in peace.
Sir – thank you for making my point for me far better than I could myself.
The merit of not completely fucking up perhaps?
More pointless stuff,but then his headline does say that.
Aren’t LieBore about to announce their preferred candidate for Mayor of London today???
Red Ken or Lamb-Oona?
The LibDems are still agonising about Lembit Cocoa-the-clown Opik!!
Well, anyone would!
It must be Ooooooona..
She has enough supporters to fill a telephone booth…
And Whoooopie Goldberg supports her…
Yipeee…
I’ll vort fur Tawny Blurr me!
so will I
Is Lembit Toolkit really in the running for the Limp Dems ?
Between Boris, Lembit and Oooona this is going to descend into a Caligulan farce…
All we will need is free sex games at Wembley Stadium to amume the plebs…
Are you my daddy ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11369273
Mr Opik, who lost his Montgomeryshire seat in May’s General Election, said his “left-wing, libertarian agenda accords with the mood of London”.
What has half of Bangladesh and Somalia got in common with a welsh stand-up comedian???
I would have described him as more of a left-wing libertine,I cannot recall anything he said or did which would indicate a libertarian streak
Opik has no political ideals or policies, that’s how he lost one of the LibDems safest seats.
He is more suited to the socialists who court celebrities and film stars, which is pretty much what their tattooed, ring-tone buying supporters do.
Sir TS: “…that’s how he lost one of the LibDems safest seats.”
He fell from grace swifter than his hang-gliding accident!
Whilst neither fo them could be described as handsome chaps in the conventional mould, Ed really does look like a refugee from Tony Hart’s Plastecine waste bin.
“Tony Hart’s Plastecine waste bin.”
Class TT!
Ed the Red “Che” Millitwat as Prosident I say
He is till in short trousers having learnt his economics from Adolphe…and Blinky Balls and the Gurning Goon…
Dont’ forget that Ed the Red was “Chairman” of Brown’s Council of Economic Advisers when they established “Light touch” regulation that caused the financial meltdown…
We should call them the three “Light Touch brothers”…
What incompetent, drivelling fools…
Someone should light the touch paper and then they will explode.
I’m thinking of offering my face as a stand in double for Bob Crow’s left knacker!
What… and with your gob as his arse?
- should this post not be an update of the last one?
I was just saying what a C*&t Mehdi Hasan was
Shouldn’t it have more information ?
Come on down!!!
We want you as Deputy Leader of the Zanu Party Bob..
The Parteh rapidly descending to your level now of incoherence and hypocrisy……
Excellent. May Labour elect this low hanging fruit. His only qualification
is that he hasn’t tortured anyone – except with his conversation of course.
Is tort’ure is a mod word?
torture
I’ve had enough
I’m off to the United Nations to receive a huge salary…
And get out of this sinking ship…
Seasonal mood will kick in soon. then the cuts with it. wait and see how the mix of the mongs gets on then.mwhaaaaahahaha
The first thing to get cut in any council budget is cold weather protection such as gritting etc. If it is a cold hard winter then last years headlines about the snow willl be eclipsed very quickly.
Walk to work. Worked for me.
Hello boys
This is Professor Brown
I walk backwards into my lectures to create a good impression…
You should all come along you know…
Is it true that your entrance is rather bizarre?
But you always marched backwards into battle Gordon…
It’s the only way you know…
Never underestimated the tendency of the Labour Party to fight the wrong battle at the wrong time with the wrong leader,If “Red Ed” is elected and starts to move the party towards the left to placate his union paymasters Labour could be out of office for the next decade.
The Coalition may be unpopular with some of the electorate but deep down the public know that the cuts are a necessary evil to correct the profligacy of the last Labour Government and Brown.In 2015 we could be seeing the fruits of that with the economy on the up,unemployment down and the deficit almost wiped out.It shouldn’t be forgotten either that in 2015 it will be the Tories/LibDems who control the government machine and that labour will be on the back foot if Cameron/Osborne’s Gamble with the public finances have paid off. If it hasn’t then who knows but even then it’s unlikely a Labour Party with left wing policies will be electable
The whole of Europe, North America and Asia is moving sharply to the Right and even the Extreme Right..this is a worldwide sea change…
The Left no longer has any reason to exist…especially in its socialist or neo-socilaist form…
But Zanu have always been the home of lost causes…
PS FARC Leader shot dead…excellent news…Chavez the next ?
true, so if you or your wife or children, or even any relatives have any disabilities of any kind hide them well or they will be in the ovens.
Dont be a prick,euthanasia is firmly a left-wing/green/mother earth atheist thing,is that you kinnock? ya twat
Like Britain. What a bizarre jolt to the right we had getting Dave.
Or France, where they’re all on strike because they don’t like work.
Yes including Sweden and soon Norway. The Guardian will have to appoint another country as their official utopia.
Guradina = bust and down the shitter.
It won’t exist in five years.
Guardian = Gurn Aida
Like it did with Blair
Shiver me Timbers,’tis like the Day ole Jack Frost Died. Never in my life have I seen such a cold Winterval coming on.
They’ll be sword-fightin’ wi icicles, next, you be below’d if I ain’t Right!
Hang on to yer’ Barnicles me Hearties, and ‘way we go.
Hoist the main-sail, we sail at 10.
‘Speak like a pirate’ day is over.
18 years last time changed nothing.labour will be back.
Don’t forget boys that I am going to become Treasurer of the Zanu Party..
I will control all that money pouring in from the Unions…
Red Ed does not know how to handle all this money…
We will buy our way back into power…
why japs fatso?
Typo
Tracey was doing something to me…
Get that girl over your desk Prezza
Where she belongs…
J Kyle confronting the benny fits on on 3
Fuck me.one bird is on 1700 a month
multiply that by 50 percent of all comprehensive school girls and it becomes apparent why there is a deficit and why the beano budget is greater than the tax take,still so long as they become state dependent and vote labour!
Thanks gordon
he’s a bit of a bully that Kyle, a nutting his way if I see him.
This is hilarious.
Still think Brown was the ‘best man for the job’ a year ago Miliband D?
You had your chance, bottled it, and now it’s gone forever. Try not to let everyone see your bottom lip wobble when the results are announced.
He will be off quick to better climes…
On a huge tax free salary
He does not give a shyt…
Oh I think he does….
It will eat at him for the rest of his life that he had a chance to be PM and blew it.
Given how close the election was, does anybody doubt that with Brown out of the way, Miliband could have formed a coalition with the Lib Dems? He could be PM today, but his lack of courage screwed him.
And no amount of cash will change that.
That’s it. He will wake up in the middle of the night sweating, sobbing… for there is nothing greater than to be Her Majesty’s First Lord of the Treasury.
You’re forgetting, lefties *love* power.
They live for telling us what to do and controlling our lives.
And he could have done just that.
Have you forgotten how it consumed Brown for 10 years? Do you think a party he led would not be filled with the same type of politician?
Well I never, the World’s First Google Nail-Bomb. Wonders will never cease!
Guido
You should know by now that the New Labour Party cannot do anything honestly…
So of course the odds have been “nobbled”
To screew speculators like you….
speculators need screwing.
What odds ? Which Bookies ?
I’ve seen more informative headlines from silent bob.
On a serious note Guido
Apparently the “Brown team from No 10″ moved into the Ed Milliband election camp some time ago…
Could you tell us their names please ?
Duh. its the Brown team from number 10.
I’m everyone’s favourite.
Hello conspirators
I have just offered a sinecure to David Milliband to get him off your hands…
He will join me in January to save the world…
Will be be a highly paid expert on torture then ?
When is Dave going to make me a Sir?
He did applaud him out of the House, so I wouldn’t put it past him.
Tony’s my hero. I’m his heir.
It can’t come too soon for me. Unlike my goodself.
News Flash: (pun intended)
Governer of Bank of England will give a PRESS CONFERENCE at 4pm Today.
See you when your older, luveeRrs!
Hardon just announced Red Ken to be Labour Mayoral candidate with 2/3rds of the vote
was the Red Hardon who worked for Red Brown and Red Blair
HAHAHAHAHA the mongs really dont do democracy well do they.
They always vote for the hoon.
Red Ken will be anihalated, Ed millpede will be anihalated, Barry Osama will be anihalated
Pot calling kettle. Pot calling kettle. Come in, kettle.
At least we can spell ‘annihilated’ correctly.
Should have switched horses and got better odds sooner.The BANANAman GEEK is toast.
Win or lose. May I take this opportunity to thank you for your support. Now when would like to go on strike?
*sobs*. The next 24 hours are going to be torture. Feel my pain. *sobs*
Does anyone give a shit? Does it matter who leads the destructive party? All Labour does in office is squander the wealth of others – they could be led by a baboon for all I care.
Your wealth. Look once we take it via tax it is our wealth.
Being led by a baboon would have been preferable to the one eyed, fat scottish lunatic.