September 24th, 2010

+ + + Ed Miliband Now Bookies Favourite + + +


  1. 1
    Another Engineer says:

    Is that the same sense as ‘Housewives favourite’?

    Sounds like either
    a) someone knows the result and is trying to gain financially
    b) someone was manipulating the odds

    Send in Yates of the Yard…

  2. 2
    too much information says:

    favourite where ?

  3. 3
    Dazza says:

    Wrong Ed… but I prefer him to his slime covered brother.

  4. 4
    Selohesra says:

    Perhaps still time for a late sprint from Dianne – that I’d like to see (in slow baywatch motion)

  5. 5
    Fidel X Penses says:

    The Labour Party – the comedy gift that just keeps on giving.

  6. 6
    more shite here on the Labour Leadershiip than on Labour List says:

    what will you filll the blog with once this pointless tedium finishes ?

  7. 7
    toss a coin says:

    or nobody has a fucking clue who will win it and it’s all guesswork

  8. 8

    Aren’t LieBore about to announce their preferred candidate for Mayor of London today???

    Red Ken or Lamb-Oona?

    The LibDems are still agonising about Lembit Cocoa-the-clown Opik!!

    Well, anyone would!

  9. 9

    Whilst neither fo them could be described as handsome chaps in the conventional mould, Ed really does look like a refugee from Tony Hart’s Plastecine waste bin.

  10. 10
    Jack says:

    Ed the Red “Che” Millitwat as Prosident I say

    He is till in short trousers having learnt his economics from Adolphe…and Blinky Balls and the Gurning Goon…

    Dont’ forget that Ed the Red was “Chairman” of Brown’s Council of Economic Advisers when they established “Light touch” regulation that caused the financial meltdown…

    We should call them the three “Light Touch brothers”…

    What incompetent, drivelling fools…

  11. 11
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    But there again, who actually gives a shit?

    The Government just needs to carry on as it is and ignore the labour party…seems to work quite well.

  12. 12
    Albi Here says:

    Hell are you just trying to make people sick,I have to go now and somehow wash my mind of that Abbott baywatch thing.

  13. 13
    Hold Tight... says:

    “Tony Hart’s Plastecine waste bin.”

    Class TT!

  14. 14
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Exactly. Scousers may be a close second behind MP’s in the detestable stakes, but on last nights QT they had it spot on about the libdems being finished after the coalition.

    So now liebour has been obliterated that just leaves the tories free to run rampage by default, not merit.

  15. 15
    Bob the Builder says:

    It must be Ooooooona..

    She has enough supporters to fill a telephone booth…

  16. 16
    Jack says:

    And Whoooopie Goldberg supports her…


  17. 17
    Albi Here says:

    More pointless stuff,but then his headline does say that.

  18. 18
    Lord Pisspot of Hull says:

    I’m thinking of offering my face as a stand in double for Bob Crow’s left knacker!

  19. 19
    work quite well says:

    must be why they are neck and neck in some polls before the cuts and tax rises even start

  20. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    - should this post not be an update of the last one?

    I was just saying what a C*&t Mehdi Hasan was

  21. 21
    Bob Crow's right knacker says:

    Come on down!!!

  22. 22
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I’ll vort fur Tawny Blurr me!

  23. 23
    Jack says:

    Is Lembit Toolkit really in the running for the Limp Dems ?

    Between Boris, Lembit and Oooona this is going to descend into a Caligulan farce…

    All we will need is free sex games at Wembley Stadium to amume the plebs…

  24. 24
    William Gaygue says:

    You’re not wrong there!

  25. 25
    Tory Party says:

    Excellent. May Labour elect this low hanging fruit. His only qualification
    is that he hasn’t tortured anyone – except with his conversation of course.

  26. 26
    David Laws says:

    I’m laughing on the inside.

  27. 27
    Which Bookies ? What Odds ? says:

    Shouldn’t it have more information ?

  28. 28
    Annie get your gun says:

    We want you as Deputy Leader of the Zanu Party Bob..

    The Parteh rapidly descending to your level now of incoherence and hypocrisy……

  29. 29
    Annie get your gun says:

    And take on board the few honest and/or sane members of the zanu Party like Frank Field…

  30. 30
    Just asking says:

    Is tort’ure is a mod word?

  31. 31
    Tony Cameron the Heir to Blair says:

    so will I

  32. 32
    David Milliband says:

    I’ve had enough

    I’m off to the United Nations to receive a huge salary…

    And get out of this sinking ship…

  33. 33
    Hard cold miserable winter says:

    Seasonal mood will kick in soon. then the cuts with it. wait and see how the mix of the mongs gets on then.mwhaaaaahahaha

  34. 34
    one of Bojo's many bastard offspring says:

    Are you my daddy ?

  35. 35
    test says:


  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    And we can send that c’unt Phillip Blond the other way.

  37. 37
    Cheeky Girl says:

    Mr Opik, who lost his Montgomeryshire seat in May’s General Election, said his “left-wing, libertarian agenda accords with the mood of London”.

    What has half of Bangladesh and Somalia got in common with a welsh stand-up comedian???

  38. 38
    David Milliband says:

    Teamsters friends Unite Trade Union are playing the betting market like good speculators…

    They have our money to burn as well from the Trade Union Modernisation/Manipulation Fund…

  39. 39
    The Gurning Bust Goon says:

    Hello boys

    This is Professor Brown

    I walk backwards into my lectures to create a good impression…

    You should all come along you know…

  40. 40
    Labour doing what it always does when it loses power...lurch to the left says:

    Never underestimated the tendency of the Labour Party to fight the wrong battle at the wrong time with the wrong leader,If “Red Ed” is elected and starts to move the party towards the left to placate his union paymasters Labour could be out of office for the next decade.

    The Coalition may be unpopular with some of the electorate but deep down the public know that the cuts are a necessary evil to correct the profligacy of the last Labour Government and Brown.In 2015 we could be seeing the fruits of that with the economy on the up,unemployment down and the deficit almost wiped out.It shouldn’t be forgotten either that in 2015 it will be the Tories/LibDems who control the government machine and that labour will be on the back foot if Cameron/Osborne’s Gamble with the public finances have paid off. If it hasn’t then who knows but even then it’s unlikely a Labour Party with left wing policies will be electable

  41. 41
    Scouse Twat says:

    It was scouser’s gave everyone a free weekend in their home when the national had a false start. Plenty of them have give their lives in the stan so arse holes like you can come on sites like this and say what you want. scouser’s maybe violent fucks when they need to be but if it wasn’t for violent twats fags like you would never sleep in peace.

  42. 42

    Shiver me Timbers,’tis like the Day ole Jack Frost Died. Never in my life have I seen such a cold Winterval coming on.

    They’ll be sword-fightin’ wi icicles, next, you be below’d if I ain’t Right!

    Hang on to yer’ Barnicles me Hearties, and ‘way we go.

    Hoist the main-sail, we sail at 10.

  43. 43
    The Economist says:

    The whole of Europe, North America and Asia is moving sharply to the Right and even the Extreme Right..this is a worldwide sea change…

    The Left no longer has any reason to exist…especially in its socialist or neo-socilaist form…

    But Zanu have always been the home of lost causes…

    PS FARC Leader shot dead…excellent news…Chavez the next ?

  44. 44
    dreamer says:

    18 years last time changed nothing.labour will be back.

  45. 45
    Anonymus says:

    Is it true that your entrance is rather bizarre?

  46. 46
    Shags n Japs Prezza says:

    Don’t forget boys that I am going to become Treasurer of the Zanu Party..

    I will control all that money pouring in from the Unions…

    Red Ed does not know how to handle all this money…

    We will buy our way back into power…

  47. 47
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    I would have described him as more of a left-wing libertine,I cannot recall anything he said or did which would indicate a libertarian streak

  48. 48
    New Dawn says:

    true, so if you or your wife or children, or even any relatives have any disabilities of any kind hide them well or they will be in the ovens.

  49. 49
    Bolshi Bastard says:

    why japs fatso?

  50. 50
    Toenails Robinson says:

    But you always marched backwards into battle Gordon…

    It’s the only way you know…

  51. 51
    Bolshi Bastard says:

    J Kyle confronting the benny fits on on 3

  52. 52
    Shags n Jags says:


    Tracey was doing something to me…

  53. 53
    I hate New Labour says:

    This is hilarious.

    Still think Brown was the ‘best man for the job’ a year ago Miliband D?

    You had your chance, bottled it, and now it’s gone forever. Try not to let everyone see your bottom lip wobble when the results are announced.

  54. 54
    Jack Profumo says:

    Get that girl over your desk Prezza

    Where she belongs…

  55. 55

    ‘Speak like a pirate’ day is over.

  56. 56

    Well I never, the World’s First Google Nail-Bomb. Wonders will never cease!

  57. 57
    Labour Cash for Peerages Party High Command says:


    You should know by now that the New Labour Party cannot do anything honestly…

    So of course the odds have been “nobbled”

    To screew speculators like you….

  58. 58
    Bolshi Bastard says:

    Fuck bird is on 1700 a month

  59. 59
    Engineer says:

    The polls are irrelevant for the time being. We’re barely five months into a new government, so they aren’t about to pack up any time soon. They are intending a five year term, they say, so the polls only really become relevant in about three-and-a-half years.

    Some of the population are being whipped into a panic over cuts. If it turns out that cuts are not as bad as some are making out (there won’t be any nurses sacked, for example – NHS budgets are ringfenced) then the polls might move the other way. Who knows?

  60. 60
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Dont be a prick,euthanasia is firmly a left-wing/green/mother earth atheist thing,is that you kinnock? ya twat

  61. 61
    Fun Fact says:

    The first thing to get cut in any council budget is cold weather protection such as gritting etc. If it is a cold hard winter then last years headlines about the snow willl be eclipsed very quickly.

  62. 62
    The third man says:

    On a serious note Guido

    Apparently the “Brown team from No 10″ moved into the Ed Milliband election camp some time ago…

    Could you tell us their names please ?

  63. 63
    Digital Dick says:

    speculators need screwing.

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m everyone’s favourite.

  65. 65
    Kenoroona? says:

    More importantly who will Labour put up to take on Boris?

  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Like Britain. What a bizarre jolt to the right we had getting Dave.

    Or France, where they’re all on strike because they don’t like work.

  67. 67
    too much information says:

    What odds ? Which Bookies ?
    I’ve seen more informative headlines from silent bob.

  68. 68

    Opik has no political ideals or policies, that’s how he lost one of the LibDems safest seats.

    He is more suited to the socialists who court celebrities and film stars, which is pretty much what their tattooed, ring-tone buying supporters do.

  69. 69
    Digital Dick says:

    Duh. its the Brown team from number 10.

  70. 70
    Hanky Panky Moon of the UN says:

    Hello conspirators

    I have just offered a sinecure to David Milliband to get him off your hands…

    He will join me in January to save the world…

  71. 71
    PSGenie says:

    The merit of not completely fucking up perhaps?

  72. 72
    Tony Blair says:

    When is Dave going to make me a Sir?

  73. 73
    a pissed tramp says he's the favourite says:

    which bookies ? some guy down the pub ? your dog ?

  74. 74

    News Flash: (pun intended)

    Governer of Bank of England will give a PRESS CONFERENCE at 4pm Today.

    See you when your older, luveeRrs!

  75. 75
    The UN Iraq Inspectors says:

    Will be be a highly paid expert on torture then ?

  76. 76
    The UN Iraq Inspectors says:

    He will be off quick to better climes…

    On a huge tax free salary

    He does not give a shyt…

  77. 77
    lolol says:

    Also known as the honeymoon period.

    There are no elections next year. It’s all a trick of the light.

    Politicians never pay attention to the Polls.

    Like fuck they don’t.

    And the public will all be pleasantly surprised by the cuts and tax rises.

    That’ll happen.

  78. 78

    Hardon just announced Red Ken to be Labour Mayoral candidate with 2/3rds of the vote

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Like it did with Blair

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Yes including Sweden and soon Norway. The Guardian will have to appoint another country as their official utopia.

  81. 81
    Digital Dick says:

    he’s a bit of a bully that Kyle, a nutting his way if I see him.

  82. 82
    The Big Players still don't agree says:

    Doesn’t seem to be the favourite on Ladbrokes or Paddy Power etc.

  83. 83
    the tory red strategy red is red genius red and red can't red fail says:

    was the Red Hardon who worked for Red Brown and Red Blair

  84. 84
    Potkettle says:

    HAHAHAHAHA the mongs really dont do democracy well do they.

    They always vote for the hoon.

    Red Ken will be anihalated, Ed millpede will be anihalated, Barry Osama will be anihalated

  85. 85
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    multiply that by 50 percent of all comprehensive school girls and it becomes apparent why there is a deficit and why the beano budget is greater than the tax take,still so long as they become state dependent and vote labour!
    Thanks gordon

  86. 86
    William Gague says:

    They key to good comedy is subtlety.

  87. 87
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Sir – thank you for making my point for me far better than I could myself.

  88. 88
    The Golem says:

    He did applaud him out of the House, so I wouldn’t put it past him.

  89. 89
    I hate New Labour says:

    Oh I think he does….

    It will eat at him for the rest of his life that he had a chance to be PM and blew it.

    Given how close the election was, does anybody doubt that with Brown out of the way, Miliband could have formed a coalition with the Lib Dems? He could be PM today, but his lack of courage screwed him.

    And no amount of cash will change that.

  90. 90
    Mongs? Us? says:

    Pot calling kettle. Pot calling kettle. Come in, kettle.

    At least we can spell ‘annihilated’ correctly.

  91. 91
    Dave "two-points lead" Cameron says:

    Tony’s my hero. I’m his heir.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Should have switched horses and got better odds sooner.The BANANAman GEEK is toast.

  93. 93
    P. Doff says:

    Got someone’s tickling stick up you then?

  94. 94
    Mao Tse-tung says:

    That’s just your guess.

  95. 95
    P. Doff says:

    Sir TS: “…that’s how he lost one of the LibDems safest seats.”

    He fell from grace swifter than his hang-gliding accident!

  96. 96
    Ed Militant says:

    Win or lose. May I take this opportunity to thank you for your support. Now when would like to go on strike?

  97. 97
    P. Doff says:

    What… and with your gob as his arse?

  98. 98
    Mao Tse-tung says:

    That’s it. He will wake up in the middle of the night sweating, sobbing… for there is nothing greater than to be Her Majesty’s First Lord of the Treasury.

  99. 99
    Johnny Walker says:

    Walk to work. Worked for me.

  100. 100
    Lady Blair. says:

    It can’t come too soon for me. Unlike my goodself.

  101. 101
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Someone should light the touch paper and then they will explode.

  102. 102
    Future History says:

    Guradina = bust and down the shitter.

    It won’t exist in five years.

  103. 103
    Lord Alan says:

    There’s a big clue in the advert above – click and you’ll get to smarkets

    Ed the Red with the wobbly head, apparently has a 62.5% probability of winning

  104. 104
    Ann O'Gram says:

    Guardian = Gurn Aida

  105. 105
    Rendition, torture & war apologist, David Miliband says:

    *sobs*. The next 24 hours are going to be torture. Feel my pain. *sobs*

  106. 106
    Diane is Gorgeous says:

    Me too. She would be awesome like that!

  107. 107
    NeverAgain says:

    Does anyone give a shit? Does it matter who leads the destructive party? All Labour does in office is squander the wealth of others – they could be led by a baboon for all I care.

  108. 108
    Now fuck off and get some more work done. says:

    Your wealth. Look once we take it via tax it is our wealth.

  109. 109
    I hate New Labour says:

    You’re forgetting, lefties *love* power.

    They live for telling us what to do and controlling our lives.

    And he could have done just that.

    Have you forgotten how it consumed Brown for 10 years? Do you think a party he led would not be filled with the same type of politician?

  110. 110
    Four Eyed English Genius says:

    Don’t you remember Reggie Perrin’s mother-in-law?

  111. 111
    I hate New Labour says:

    Being led by a baboon would have been preferable to the one eyed, fat scottish lunatic.

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