September 15th, 2010

Is a Formal Liberal-Conservative Electoral Pact Possible?

Nick Boles, the Cameroon insider and wonk turned newly elected MP, has put the cat among the pigeons ahead of the party conferences by advocating in his new book “Which Way is Up a formal electoral pact between the Tories and the LibDems. The tribalists among the pinstripes and the sandalistas will choke on their respective Full English and muesli at the thought.

Others, like Guido, are positively salivating at the thought of driving the Labour Party into third place. Guido will be at the LibDem conference on Sunday speaking at the Liberal Vision fringe meeting, telling the Orange Bookers why it is their destiny to destroy the Labour Party as a party of government.

Now if Guido could only convince the Tories that independence for Scotland and Wales would guarantee a prosperous, low tax, free England for ever more…


  1. 1
    concrete pump says:

    “Now if Guido could only convince the Tories that independence for Scotland and Wales would guarantee a prosperous, low tax, free England for ever more…”

    I’m nursing a semi….

    Sorry Fawkes.

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    Kered says:

    Sounds like a fook oop to me!

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Meanwhile over at planet Beeb, Paul Mason, Trot and ex music teacher is in search of the collapse of capitalism in the USA. Trouble is socialism has failed in Havana, and the Hunt is in the wrong place to tell us why.

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    scratchshead says:

    I thought you were now in opposing the government? Im sure there is a long term plan/dream here, just fucked if i know what it is

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    whatevs says:

    You people are really stupid, a formal alliance between the parties would end the LDs’ hope of being the second party and ensure that Labour was the only choice for opponents to the government.

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    Sad git says:

    I like it, vote yellow,red or blue and you get the same crowd ,different colours,so they can’t be called racist or homophobic but we can still call them liars,corrupt,thieves,hypocrits,tosspots,pi** artists.

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    Not William Hague says:

    Can someone get Sabrina off my face?

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    FFS says:

    Would not surprise me.

    Where are the real Conservatives? When are they going to grow a spine?

    Or are the trappings of power to much to resist?

    Con / Lib / Lab – no feffing difference.

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    MI5 says:

    Right on Guido

    Get rid of the Jocks to start with… “Freedom for the oppressed Joocks” I say

    When they collapse in an unfunded heap of goverment spending, the sheep shaggers will be forced to become reasonable

    Then heaven…

    A decent freedom-loving, low tax and prosperous England…

    Outside of but “associated” with the EURRS…

    Than we can build lots of aircraft carriers and have fun…

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    The only non Labour supporter in Scotland says:

    Annabel Goldie does not want independence. She always sides with Labour, Libs and Greens against issues on independence. Guido I never put you down for an anti-unionist.

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    Jack says:

    O:T but with you Gudio

    Ed Balls is Zanu Labour’s answer to Laday Gaga…

    Bring him on…

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    Alan Jones says:

    Now if Guido could only convince the Tories that independence for Scotland and Wales would guarantee a prosperous, low tax, free England for ever more…

    I am warming to your blog more and more Guido, thinking along very similar lines, and perhaps you would care to visit mine if you have not done so already… – Independence Cymru

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    Jeremy Thorpe Old Etonian Sado Masochist says:

    This Boles chap

    I think he a bit confused

    He’a another short lifter and is wondering about “Which Way’s Up”…

    He was never taught that at school ??!!

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    Jeremy Thorpe Old Etonian Sado Masochist says:

    Could have been “shirt” rather than “short”…

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    English Nationalist says:

    Are the sheep shaggers finally awaikening ?

    Is there going to be Celtic/Druid revival ?

    I do hope so…

    Please give us some clean air to breathe…

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    Herr Cardinal Walter Ka'ss'per says:

    A third placed party for a third world country.
    Fuck Labour.
    That reminds me must dash.

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    William Hague says:

    A conference?
    Book me a double room.

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    Shags n Jags Prezza says:

    You are a filthy wacist Guido

    We are all British so that Zanu Labour can come back to power with meeee..

    as Treasurer…

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    Anonymous says:


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    Thuggie Whelan says:

    I am giving it all up..

    You nasty Tory boys have found me out..

    And I know I have become an embarrassment to the Labour Parteh and Unite Union…

    I will now make a little fortune writing a book exploding the reputations of all the Lobby and other journalists I twisted and threatened on hehalf of the Gurning Goon…

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    Backwoodsman says:

    a semi, I’m like Ron Jeremy on heat at the very thought.

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    Anonymous says:

    What kept you in coming to that conclusion?

    We’re run by Europe and the bankers now. Nothing short of a revolt will change anything.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    If I wanted to live in a patchwork little country I’d move to Bosnia-Herzegovina. Breaking up the UK is a bad idea. Instead, we need to get the Welsh and the Scotch working again, like they used to do until the 1960s. It worked before and it should work again, but not until the Labour Party is exorcised from the land.

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    Opposing Labour more.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nothing will change for the better until you circle jerk idiots realise who is actually running this god forsaken place.

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    The clues might have been there, Irish, Catholic etc.

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    Anonymous says:

    Doing what work FFS?

    Fuck ‘em, cast them adrift and let them get on with it alone.

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    Bluehorseshoe says:

    The Scottish and Welsh are both nations of parasites that suck the life-blood from a prosperous England. The sooner they were cut loose and left to a future of piss-poor Belgium-esque decline and whoring themselves to the EU for handouts the better.

    Time to build back Hadrian’s wall twice as large with Electrified barbed wire and Sniper turrets…

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    jgm2 says:

    The Tories, Liberals and Labour in Scotland know that it is in the best long-term interests (and short-term interests) of them personally and Scotland generally to have a big pal with long arms and deep pockets.

    The Scottish Nationalists are the twisted-faced, pouting, sullen teenagers who resent that simple truth. I can do what I want. I’m old enough. Ireland can go aout and play if it wants. Why can I? Whine. Whine Whine. Fucking kids. Need a good slap.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Did someone call me?

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    pond life says:

    My enemies enemy is my friend. Vote ConDem.

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    Unelected emperor Herman van Rumpypumpy says:

    Your opinion is irrelevant.


    PS: ta for today’s £45,000,000. I look forward to tomorrow’s. Make sure it’s not late.

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    Sunday Morning says:

    Just heard Alan Johnson on Radio 5 denying, as all Labour seem to do, any responsibility for the mess we are in.. “We were going to make efficiency savings….” What I want to know is why did they make the inefficient spending in the first place!!

    Peter Allan didn’t ask…..but he did get annoyed with Johnson who called him “Richard” a thrid time despite being twice told it was “Peter”.

    After the third time Peter Allan lost patience with him and was quite short with and dismissive of him.. funny and justified at the same time!

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    Sad git says:

    It’s just him and a few mates,Iam afraid hell will freeze over before the Welsh get independence,if they did then the first argument would be over water, the 2nd one would be over who owns North Wales,Manchester and Liverpool or the sheep.

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    Aberbanana says:

    Please Fawkes, let us stay, don’t sling us out yet.
    Not until England is twinned with Chad anyway.

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    BobRoberts says:

    Sniper turrets, the surefire cornerstone of any good liberal policy.

    And tarmac over Wales, turn it into an overflow carpark for Bristol?

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    Anus Homo says:

    Bullshit, the Tories only need the non-wankstain element of the Limp Dems to add substance to their partys’ intellectual knowledge base.

    Let Ughes, andcock dead kennedy et al, fuck off to the Trotskyist parteh or the Unions political wing called Labour.

    I wipes me arsehole on the red flag you Trot twats

    Having said that even Jo Swinson sounded intelligent today, and she’s got cracking bangers.

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    Chris Myers says:

    Which way is up? I’ll show you…… chase me William.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Fortunately, we have the Real IRA on our side.

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    Ffion Hague says:

    With seperate beds slaphead

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    concrete trump says:

    I fancy a bit of Scotchland to put my super duper golf courses on (adjusts wig).

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be back.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hope we can see his sharing a room with Osborne.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I smell a Fenian plot by Guido to break up the United Kingdom so that Dublin can finally get its hands on the North.

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    concrete trump says:

    Err yeah……..kind of.

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    Peter Handlesbum, Lord by the way. says:

    No you won’t

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    They used to make things.

    Ships, Lino, Letter boxes, the hillman imp.

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    Sod Britain and England, I vote Liblabcon says:

    No sooner having ditched Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland, the Tory tribalists will be moaning that the North, Midlands and the South West are also a drain and should go.

    So in a nutshell the Tory faithful would love to break up not just the UK, but England as well…..just like Labour and the EU then.

    I say instead of breaking our country, let’s break up the shit state parties instead, and drive the fuckers out of our country.

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    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    Looks like a right pair corking bangers on that ore

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    Jock Strapped says:

    If Alex Salmond realises he cannot win a vote on independence in the current economic climate, it sort of gives the economic dependence game away.

    Perhaps England can vote for separation instead. After all it was an act of union between two parliaments so why should Scotland alone have a vote on it and not England?

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    Bluehorseshoe says:

    Nah, you just cut off the money to Wales. An independent Wales could never support itself. As the majority of the population live off transfer payments from England, they’d have to resort to selling their blood to big Pharma companies for cash like some tin-pot African country. The rest spend so much time smoking spliffs and f*cking sheep as opposed to women, as a race they’d be almost extinct in a few generations…

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    Recipe for today says:

    Take your three party’s and drop them in a blender. spin them for 10 minutes until they all turn the same mushy gray. Bake your future for 50 years in an oven at gas mark 10,or nuke it on full. Why vote for the same difference when you can have them all together on one plate. happy eating.

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    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    Your ‘wife’ is thinking ‘I wish this retarded loser c’unt would shut the fuck up, I needs some minge dont I’

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    A Jock who is not a Socialist sheep says:

    It is extremely likely to be a win for the Socialist sheep of Scotland at the forthcoming election. FFS.

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    EC1 PhD says:

    Isn’t that a little presumptious until we know who will be leading Labour? You seen to suggest that it makes no difference.

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    Buh says:

    Yeah, because the formal electoral alliance with the UUP worked so well, didn’t it?

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    Alan Jones says:

    “Sir William” – the only Scotch I know is whisky.
    Scots would be mightily offended by ignorance of their correct appelature

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    do not feed the mongs says:

    do not feed the mongs does not reply to comments as do not feed the mongs does not read the comments.
    still defending rule by the dishonest.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, I didn’t understand either how joining the LibCons to make one effective party meant that Labour would be in third place rather than second.

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    PC Drivel says:

    Doesn’t matter a monkey’s nut who leads Labour. The Unions will sink Labour for fifteen years.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    A year ago today at the TUC conference (oh, the irony!) the one-eyed snotgobbler said it was necessary to “cut unnecessary spending”.

    He never quite got round to explaining why he was spending unnecessarily in the first place.

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    PC Drivel says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Are you meeting Hague?

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    PC Drivel says:

    The Pope is in attendence this week….

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    Dy Ann Fat Butt says:

    Bogle Bogle! Aaaaaai!

    Rightyho, I’m off to collect my son from private school.

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    Big Society Defence says:

    That’s so yesterdays technology. Why I could have so you can view any part of the border from your laptop and detonate a mine remotely as soon as you see a jock or a taffy. if enough subscribed to the service I could make that space orbiting lasers in two years.

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    Lib, Lab, Con - go to hell says:

    Bugger Labour. It doesn’t make any difference who is PM either – LIb, Lab or Con. They don’t call the shots any more.

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    Anonymous says:

    On the positive side however it might give smaller parties like UKIP and the B&P a much needed bit of playing ground. Jesus, even the MSM might give them some coverage instead of deciding who we should listen to.

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    A Jock who is not a Socialist sheep says:

    Guido. Are you having a mid life crisis? You are not Irish nor a practising catholic.

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    Why? says:

    I just got round to watching today’s PMQs. I know shouting is de rigeur for MPs but why do the women Labour MPs have to screech and shout at EVERY answer Cameron gives? You don’t get that with the Tory and Lib Dem women MPs.

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    Billy Hague says:

    Guido Fawkes : “I’m gay”

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “bangers” ? ?

    I thought that was gok-only slang.

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    Lil Olmey says:

    But it’s fun to wind them up.

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    Ratty says:

    bless you my son

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve just been sick.

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    Kevin Maguire says:

    Well said ,mate

    Political blogger,Guido Fawkes asked: “What on Earth is going on in this Government? One minute the Chancellor is telling the BBC there will be £4 billion extra cuts in welfare, the next minute Iain Duncan Smith is saying he doesn’t recognise these figures at all.

    “This shows the chaos at the heart of Government. By conducting these rows in public, they are scaring a lot of vulnerable people who now have no idea how much more they will lose.

    “Iain Duncan Smith said today he wants to protect people who need the most help. But has he not noticed that cuts George Osborne has already announced hit the poorest hardest?”

    “I am looking forward to Ed Miliband destroying this shitty coalition”

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    Anonymous says:

    Short lifter? Like Precious McKenzie, the tiny powerlifting champ?

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    Pablo says:

    I might come and see you on Sunday.

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    Gordon Browns Press Officer says:

    ‎’Gordon Brown will deliver a lecture on international political economy at Harvard’s John F Kennedy Jr forum on 23 September.’

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    NeverRed says:

    Deport all the scotch after English Independence, that will ensure Labour are wiped out.
    Scotch are skirt wearing idiots same as the pope/archbishops, in fact nearly all these religious nutcases. Jews with silly little mats on their heads, muslims and jews with ridiculously funny beards etc. and as for Bryant and all the cross dressing MP’s….Get rid of the lot, preferably to scotchland.

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    The Clownalition says:

    Divided we fall. United we …….fall

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    Anonymous says:

    I heard that fat cow on LBC this morning saying that blacks should get preferential treatment where redundancies are concerned.

    If the three most recently employed people are all black, she said, then maybe a whitey should cop it in place of one of the three blacks. Helps the community and all that bullshit she reckons. I’ve got news for her.

    FFS the woman is an out and out fucking racist yet in this festering shit hole of a country anyone who dares call her a racist to her face is marched off to the cells.

    Fuck this and fuck her. She really does wonders for this ‘community cohesion’ crap. Job well done!

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    Cassandrina says:

    Fully agree with Guido on this, though some of his recent tactics have been rather dubious.
    At the same time we have to further develop the private sector in the north of England and the Midlands to ensure a sustainably prosperous England.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Helicopter gunship and psycho pilots club,president. says:

    I need about 2 million for bombing Iraq,traumatized I am

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    Actually have suggested before that London should secede from the union and go independent. Build a wall around the M25 and be the new Athens.

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    Cassandrina says:

    How much is he getting?

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    Northern Gits says:

    Whats your offer for water?

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    nell says:

    I don’t think the libdems need to try and destroy labour , they’re going to it all on their ownl.

    edmiligump as leader, carpingcooper as shadow chancellor, edballs as shadow foreign minister and aintbustinagut as shadowhomeoffice oh and bobcrow sent to the HoL and made shadow works and pensions minister. Not even that 5% of welfare benefit cheats that do vote, would vote for that lot.

    Mind you, I too would love to see the libdems become the second largest party and labour shrink to a third class rump.

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    Totty Watch says:

    Clare Perry showed off a cracking pair of legs at PMQs today.

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Of course its immaterial who the leader of labour is,any of them would be led by the bridle by their masters at the Fabians ,unions,LS of economics,warwick uni,t co-op,fawcett society,emmas list (abortion clinics)
    animal rights,rspca etc etc etc
    think for themselves????? lead????
    you dont have to lead labourites they know where THEY want to go
    shame most of the voters have a different route in mind
    no not a fan of any of these gormless hoons

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I see the EU has started formal negociations with the UN regarding recognition as a sovereign state. Don’t expect Dave and Nicky to murmour a word in protest.

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    nell says:

    All the more reason to give them them their independence and send all scottish mp’s in the HoC back to Edinburgh

    Oh and let’s not forget about cutting off their troughing line to our taxes.

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    Sir Roderick Spode says:

    Run out of shirts?

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    Deep Who says:

    Could have been ‘thought’ rather than ‘shit’

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    jgm2 says:

    You seriously think Dublin wants anything to do with those hate-filled lunatics up there? Do you think England does?

    No cu*nt wants anything to do with ‘em.

    They should be walled in and given enough guns and ammunition to kill each other. They’ve had generations to sort it out – they must like killing each other. Brick ‘em in and leave ‘em to it.

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    I Hate McDoom says:

    I hope they have enough fizzy orange for the Hunt.

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    A Jock who is not a Socialist sheep says:

    Guido, it is likely to be the Socialists sheep winning the next election. So it is up to you to rid England of the Socialist scum and declare Independence. Meanwhile since I am stuck here with the socialist sheep on my own. I have decided I will declare myself independent from Scotland, England, Wales and NIre. I plan to move to Libertarian Island and rebuild my life. You are all welcome to join. The only rules are that you treat each other with respect and dignity and with fairness, you all muck in, you keep yourself safe and you all live long and prosperous lives.

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    I Hate McDoom says:

    nell, I agree with you but there really is no need to repeat the same sentiments over and over again in each post.

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    jgm2 says:

    West Sussex could go it alone too. We have Gatwick, Shoreham port, access to fishing, fine fertile countryside, excellent pubs.

    Fucking paradise here it is. Mind you, compared to Scotland then Mogadishu is paradise.

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    I Hate McDoom says:

    Funny how a slapper like Jodie Marsh is more human than Die Ann Fat C-unt.

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    jgm2 says:

    Whisky. Nature’s way of telling you that you’re an al*co*ho*lic.

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    streamfisher says:

    Coda for: How to fuck-up big time.

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    Anonymous says:

    You bet they won’t, the lily livered shits. Least of all Hague the vague.

    I smell revolution in the air.

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    concrete pump says:

    They have the Thames, it’s just a matter of filtration – very good filtration.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Agreed. But unfortunately it is impossible to underestimate the capacity of the LibDems to self-destruct.

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    I Hate McDoom says:

    More racism from Di Anne Fat Bott. And she bristles at Brillo’s comment about her son going to private school.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Can’t that post or email it

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    Septic Tank says:

    Speaking as an American that saved all your junior partner stinking holes in the war, you may as well all hang together. Small fry pussies need to roam in packs.

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    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    Tell Mcshite to fuck off to America and stay there, as he’s obviosly not missed by his constituents and certainly not by this Country. Why should we put up with the idiot any longer, although I bet he’s still drawing his salary even though he doesn’t seem to be in the Commons much. Good riddance shithead, let the Yanks suffer his arrogance and stupidity. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gordo!

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    concrete pump says:

    A touch unfair, Glenmorangie with ice is lovely.

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    Deep Who says:

    If it were not for fat northern slags I’d never get laid. Leave ‘em be.

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    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    Is there anyone at Westminster who can match the sheer ghastliness of that pig? Really there’s only Balls and the cocksucker Byant who get anywhere near her level of shitness

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    Deep Who says:


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    Deep Who says:

    And you – waste of a fucking skin

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    credit where credit is due says:

    Hopefully the tensions are really getting to the peedo Pope and his peedo entourage…

    One of the pope’s top advisers on his visit to England and Scotland has dropped out of his entourage following the publication of an interview in which he said that arriving in Britain “you sometimes think you’ve landed in a third world country”.

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    Deep Who says:

    Maguire you anal rapist. What you doing out of your cell. Fuck off back there.

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    streamfisher says:

    Stand and deliver, or else the primed Nokia.

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    Jimmy says:

    “Others, like Guido, are positively salivating at the thought of driving the Labour Party into third place.”

    Or out of second place at least.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Paul Mason is a typically ignorant Beeboid. He does not even know that Delaware is a Republican held State and that the Democrats, in the shape of the laughably inept Beau Biden, yep foot in mouth Joe’s boy, are the challengers. Yet in his ludicrous article he claims that the Democrats will be better placed to hold the seat, they do not even possess. The man’s a dolt, a dolt unfortunately whom we all pay for.

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    The Real Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Don’t you dare make fun of my Gordie! I wuv him! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

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    Mr Plum says:

    Can’t we re-open the coal mines, they were happy back then and the welsh have the ideal build for tunneling.

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    Zimbabwi Games says:

    Whats the odds the Olympics volunteer scheme sinks into chaos?

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    BillyBob - Charity begins at the swimming pool !! says:

    Give Scotland to the Scots, Wales to the Welsh….. cast ‘em adrift we do not need them !!

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    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Having had the pleasure of touring that shithole twice I can say with confidence that walling them in is a good idea (They are walled in BTW)
    Beast is broadminded and full of hate, however even I was shocked by how bonkers the place is

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    BillyBob - Charity begins at the swimming pool !! says:

    Hmmmm I am wondering about the size of the Pakistan Swimming Team this time round, they have had plenty of practice…… recently!!

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    Mr Plum says:

    Poor man doesn’t know we don’t much care for people that state the obvious

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    BillyBob - Charity begins at the swimming pool !! says:

    Sounds true to me, have you seen the United Nations who are in the guise of UK Border Agency ??

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    True, but the real question is, who is behind the ragbag of front organisations, fake charities, Quangos and unions, that give Labour their orders.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sell her off to a desert island where cannibalism is still the order of the day. She’d feed everyone and still leave a gut busting arse cheek over for sandwiches the following day.

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    Anonymous says:

    Such a shame she’s brain dead.

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    BillyBob - Charity begins at the swimming pool, give 'em water wings !! says:

    Me too am soooooo traumatized by the bias on certain tv channels !!

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    Deep Who says:


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    Plus there’s a nice little gaff on the market with a chunk of the Cowdray estate being up for sale.

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    Anonymous says:

    Which bunch of bastard IT cowboys are fleecing the taxpayer for this latest piece of shit?

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    Totty Watch says:

    Unlike the razor sharp intellects on the Labour benches.

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    The Real Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Not a chance. That is why they were not given any room in the so called televised “debates” / charades. It’s the same reason the house trained “on message” Greens, are given hugely disproportional media space, as the “alternative choice”. If people heard the messages instead of the distortions and spin, there would be huge defections from the big threes comfy cartel.

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    Adolf Fawkes says:

    Ya, ve must go for racial purity. Ze eengleesh need lebensraum

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    the beast of Richmond says:

    Have you ever had any ” Hellinic encounters” Mr Fawkes?
    The public demand to know

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Independence would have another nice upside. You would not have to listen to that dirge “A Nation Once Again” at England v Scotcher rugby matches. God what a pitiful, turgid whine, that song is.

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    smoggie says:

    LibDems have little chance of ever becoming the second party but they can remain as joint first with the Tories.

    This will not only give the LibDems some share in government it will also ensure that Labour are kept permanently in second place, which will ultimately lead to its well deserved destruction.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Sorry “Flower Of Scotland” even the thought of it sent me into a semi comatose trance.

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    Charlie Kennedy says:

    I would like….to suggest…burp…that the proposed cuts….be halved. In fact…come to think of it….hic…..I think everybody should be… half-cut. Slainte

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    the mighty quim says:

    Credit where it is due

    I think you mean the Popes bottom adviser has said nasty things about England.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    There’s money in those reservoirs dear boy, even taff’s are not stupid enough to cut off their nose to spite their face. Well evidently some are, but they can’t count without using their fingers, so they do not matter.

  147. 147
    the beast of Richmond says:

    Its Essex with less pikeys
    You can get an AK47 for £10 in a Mogadishu market
    Africa is the future
    Ask the Chinese

  148. 148
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Jeremy has been caught short again.

  149. 149
    Mr Plum says:

    Its depends if it is compulsory or not

  150. 150
    Shoey says:

    And then the BBC will pay me loads of money to film me fishing, fantastic BBC, redistributing taxpayers hard earned cash to the idle rich

  151. 151
    Huxley says:

    Get some City farms as well.

  152. 152
    4th Worlder says:

    I’d say he is a very observant chap. but we can go on pretending.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Not any more they haven’t. They’re obese and tend to get stuck.

  154. 154
    Doctor, doctor. says:

    You talk actual rubbish, seek medical and psychiatric help immediately.

  155. 155
    Privatise the BBC... says:

    Anything must be better than another dose of Labour / NuLabour / NuNuLabour being given another chance to bankrupt the country.

  156. 156
    "telling the Orange Bookers why it is their destiny to destroy their own Party" says:

    The Liberals Democrats are falling lower in the the polling than they were under Ming Campbell and heading inexorably toward low single figures and complete electoral oblivion because the public thinks they are all unprincipled yellow tories.

  157. 157
    thick as thieves the drug addict says:

  158. 158

    What about eggs Alan?

  159. 159

    When Scotland becomes independent the English may lose the seat on the UN Security Council.

    They can then join the other third rate countries ascertaining their ‘poodle status’ to the US.

    After that it is back to football hooliganism to restore English National pride.

  160. 160
    flyme says:

    He’s probably got a point- landed at Birmingham International lately?

  161. 161
    schizo druggy nutter says:

    mongs do mongs not feed the mongs does not reply to mongs comments as do not feed the mongs does not read the comments mongs.

    still defending mongs rule by the dishonest mongs innit ! innit? innit ?!? innit ?
    cripple crackhead mongs spastic cripple crackhead mongs spastic cripple crackhead mongs spastic cripple crackhead mongs spastic cripple crackhead mongs spastic innit? mongs innit ??? innit innit innit

  162. 162
    Mong Watch says:

    she’s a dumb twat so what else can she do ?

  163. 163
    twizzle says:

    Yeah, fuck the jocks and the taffy’s, and fuck the Labour Party!

  164. 164
    Ron E. says:

    it’s their completely oblivious petulant whining that’s the most hilarious
    some of them don’t even have a fucking clue they are doing it and making a total cun’t of themselves believe it or not

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    He’s right though, we are a third world country.

  166. 166
    jgm2 is a tax dodging foreigner says:

    You don’t even live in England you hypocritical tosser.

  167. 167
    Slavey Davey says:

    I give you a cast-iron guarantee that I will protect Britain’s interests.

  168. 168
    Huxley says:

    ‘She really does wonders for this ‘community cohesion’ crap’

    Are they going to take her to te glue factory?

  169. 169
    dump the twats says:

    Absolutely Guido. If only English taxpayers did not have to subsidise the scotch and the Welsh.

  170. 170
    An Independent European England. says:

    Guido. You know the score, you must ask Europe before you declare European England independent and if Europe agrees to independence you must abide by European rules.

  171. 171
    Labour mingers says:

    It’s a labour harridan thing. They are all screeching, foul mouthed harpies.

  172. 172
    Huxley says:

    It’s class war, nothing to do with representing the electorate, as it ever will be with socialism.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    nevermind a LibCon pact – what about a DEMOCRATIC pact – one that ensures the will of the people NOT the will of the rich non-doms, politicians and elites that run this fucking country???!!!!

    I don’t want the olympic games here, I don’t want to be in the fascist EU, I don’t want the authoritarian bully pope here but I end up paying for it because somebody else wants them here. This is not democracy this is FASCISM. Who actually won the war???

  174. 174
    At long last the Catholic Church gets it right. says:

    That Pope aide is quite correct. Arriving in Heathrow IS like landing in a third world country. It is staffed by darkies and your luggage if it don’t go missing is certainly have been opened and the goodies taken.

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    nell says:

    I do wonder whether we are witnessing a historic shift in UK politics .

    After all labour have no client base anymore do they? When they came into being 100 years ago they were the voice of the real working class and had a purpose. That working class has gone now and all they are left with are the non-working welfare benefit underclass that they created in the hope it would to replace their shrinking clientele. Unfortunately for labour most of that underclass don’t vote.

    Yes labour also think it has a captive bloated public service sector but a great swathe of it doesn’t vote labour. You only have to look at the unions in the beeb that took a vote for strike action over those gold plated pensions – less than 50% of the members voted – and the rest are now up in arms at the unions for trying to politicise their grievance.

    Support for left wing politics in the UK is declining.

    The issue is that shifting support of the working and pension population has to go somewhere and can the libdems capture it?

    Sure as hell labour aren’t going to capture it, with people like bobcrow telling pensioners to walk out into the middle of the M25 and sit down in protest whilst he goes off to his luxury villa in Cuba!!

  176. 176
    Alan Jones says:

    The jocks and taffys are having second thoughts about Labour too, mark my words!

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    Droner says:

    She’s reading from a script.

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    Quango says:

    “Guido has hopefully managed to transition from being an enemy of the last Labour government to being an enemy of this Coalition government.”

    “Guido will be at the LibDem conference on Sunday speaking at the Liberal Vision fringe meeting, telling the Orange Bookers why it is their destiny to destroy the Labour Party as a party of government.”

    You’re short term memory is fucked Guido.

  180. 180
    scouser says:

    I have applied to look after the 1st medals

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    At long last a French Man deserves English support. says:

    Any chance that Sarkozy can be persuaded to defect and become the UK Prime Minister?

    His dealings with the Corrupt element of the Gypos and extreme Moslem attire forced on their women can only be applauded.

    this Guy is actually standing up for human rights and not Kowtowing to the press pundits. Well done that man.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    We won’t have any lebensraum left if immigration continues at current levels. Lebensraum is OK except for the fucking Brits. There is actually negative immigration in Germany at the moment.

  183. 183
    The RIRA says:

    Join us

  184. 184
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    hahahha trunt.

  185. 185
    Salmondnet says:

    A price well worth paying to be shot of Scotland, just so long as we can seal the border.

  186. 186
    Strangle nell the fucking parrot says:

    Bob crow bob crow,crow crow squark squark.

  187. 187
    nell says:

    Will of the people not the will of the rich?

    Not whilst we have Millionaire Union Barons threatening to bring the country to it’s knees despite their members saying that isn’t what they want!!!

  188. 188
    Just Sayin' Like.... says:

    @ Backwoodsman.

    At the thought of Concrete’s semi? Live and let live I say…

  189. 189
    ButcombeMan says:

    You are tring too hard.

    Many people tempted to vote LibDem cannot because of the danger of letting the socialists in. Yes there will be some souls who cannot stomach a centre/right alliance of Tories and Orange Bookers but the fact is that together this is the dominant force in UK politics, always will be. Many people dream of an alliance that would keep socialism out forever. I am too old to get the urges of concrete pump but even I felt a certain stirring. Those LibDems who cannot stomach any form of pact with any other party are wasting their time in politics anyway. Clegg knows that.

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    Hague is not the only fruit says:

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    Anonymous says:


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    she REALLY is this stupid says:

    oh look at the polls once in a fucking while you daft old bat

  193. 193
    get the clever bastards says:

    An uneducated mob has grown up. Don’t be surprised when they burn down the universities.

  194. 194
    nell says:

    ‘Pity’, isn’t it, that bobcrow like gordon is so unattractive to the wider public?

    I suspect they also share the mantle of being the most laughable of labour’s leftwing.

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    middle class dave the millionaire benefit and expenses cheat says:

    Will of the people not the will of the rich?

    Not whilst we have Millionaire’s Osborne and Cameron threatening to bring the country to it’s knees despite their party members saying that isn’t what they want!!!

  196. 196
    Anonymous MP says:

    hello there

    I’m a corrupt Westminster MP. I don’t know what my constituency is because I’m too busy having a good time. Can you tell me if there’s any money in your idea?

  197. 197
    Von rumpey, dictator of all Europe, soon to be the United States of Europe says:

    Seig heil

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    Poor Bill says:

    The intension was and is to create a Right of Centre Pro-European Party.

    The Tory party can then safely be broken in two with no danger of the Euro Project being damaged.

    Ken Clarke and the traitor tories will have won.

    Well done Uncle Ken and the Euro-trash.

  199. 199
    Loony Lefty Libcons says:

    “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.” – David Cameron

  200. 200
    nell says:


    Presumably you are saying that the libdem support has fallen or that marginally labour’s has grown.

    But you publish no link so we can’t academically examine the meaning of your comment.

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    CON 40%, LAB 39%, LDEM 12% says:

    YouGov’s daily poll for the Sun tonight has topline figures of CON 40%, LAB 39%, LDEM 12%. It’s the lowest lead YouGov have shown since the election (and, indeed, since the election-that-never-was), although ICM have already shown the two parties neck and neck.

  202. 202
    hoopla says:

    You’ll be called a racist and a little Englander, and you won’t get fuck all! So no reason at all to do your job of standing up for British interests really.

  203. 203
    Mark Oaten says:

    Did you say we’re a turd world nation?

  204. 204
    Mandy says:

    He needs his bottom spanked

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    little dick says:

    Leave ‘im nell, ‘es not worf it!!

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    CON 40%, LAB 39%, LDEM 12% says:

    Presumably you are too fucking stupid to do it yourself

    New poll reveals Labour and Tories neck and neck

    A Sun/YouGov poll suggest the gap between the parties has narrowed

    According to a Sun/YouGov poll out today, the Conservatives are on 40 per cent, Labour on 39 per cent and the Lib Dems on 12 per cent. That’s the closest gap between the two main parties since 2007. I blogged about the Coalition’s alarmingly low approval ratings back in July and that was when it had a net rating of plus four. Today it stands at minus four.

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    AC1.1 says:

    Georgie Laird you silly silly wee boy. We need Scotland to park our life expired nuclear submarines and waste now that we’ve finished off all of the oil.

    Thanks matey but you wont be building any aircraft carriers either we’ll get them from France.

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    waiting for the first bits of banker to go sailing by says:

    The private security industry stocks rose rapidly today after the real IRA threatened to kill bankers and politicians. The number of bankers that have called us today is amazing said one company.

  209. 209
    nell says:

    I don’t need to understand climate change. Go and study the history of the world over the last million years. Climate change ebbs and flows naturally.

    Unfortunately in the last twenty years people like edmiligump, prezza in china , the ipcc and their railway engineer have learnt that there is loads of money to be made fom this false science.

    And they are milking us, the taxpayers, for every penny they can get!!

  210. 210
    Mr Plum says:

    Still works out 52% Condem, 39% Lab – looks like a big lead to me

  211. 211
    Poor Bill says:

    There will not be a vote on Independence for Scotland until the Nine Euro-regions are fully up and running and police and military power in England is ‘Devolved’ to them.

    Otherwise there might be a backlash and the creation of an English Parliment and that would be a fu*king nightmare for the Euro-trash.

    They will not let that happen. Salmond will do as he is told until then.

  212. 212
    whatevs says:

    Permanently EXISTING in second place will lead to their destruction (NOT EXISTING)? Are you sure?

  213. 213
    jgm2 says:

    Birmingham Multi-national more like.

  214. 214
    Too little, too late says:

    A few halfhearted deportations, more as a publicity stunt for the increasing alarmed native population than anything else, will have zero effect on the overall dire future for France.

    France’s fate, like that of Western Europe itself, will be civil war and/or Islamification.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    4 months after being thrown out of power in disgrace for destroying the economy, a leaderless Labour Party are more popular than they’ve been since 2001! Are 39% of the British population completely fuckin’ insane???

  216. 216
    Leeds United fan says:

    I’ll ‘ave sum of dat

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    Anonymous says:

    Why the hell should the LibDems presume to capture anything?

    I am hoping the historic shift you are speaking of means that people get out of their tribal and nonsensical voting habits, look around and vote for parties that they feel aligned to rather than a goon wearing their favourite colour of rosette.

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    I Hate McDoom says:

    nell, give it a rest, sweetheart. Isn’t Coronation Street on? Go and watch that with a nice mug of cocoa, there’s a dear.

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    anonymous says:

    labour couldn’t form a coalition of one, mate. Where have you been lately

  220. 220
    Kermit the Frog says:

    it’s not easy being green

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    Cynic #2 says:

    Burn down the what? Perhaps you mean pretentious polytechnics?

    Most are infested with LieBore bollocks and bullshit

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    nell says:

    Ah a YouGov poll.

    Just about what I’d expect!

    When is YouGov’s wife due to finish being gordon’s nominated, failed, foreign minister? 2011 isn’t it?

    davemilibliar has apparently said he would be interested in taking over from her.

    Of course he would!! She earns more than the PM and has her own private jet!! The miliband marxists are up for all of that sort of stuff!

  223. 223
    Wise says:

    he’d never get in those dresses mate

  224. 224
    CuntBack Labour says:


  225. 225
    Wise says:

    what, like this ….

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    The Grand Mufti of Johanneburg says:

    I wholly endorse this comment.

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    The other half says:

    It will be if the electorate continue to vote for the LibLabCon EU superstate of like minded internationalists.
    They really are all in it together.

  228. 228
    L Ron Hubbard says:

    Way to go, bud!

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    Ars gratia artis says:

    Are you insane. It does not matter who leads Labour. Labour will always be a bunch of evil crypto communists, and their purpose will always be the same – to destroy the country. Their 13 years of recent unlamented misrule shows just how effective they are at doing what they do.
    Guido’s heart is the right place in wanting to consign Labour scum to permanent irrelevance. However it will not happen if conservatives and libertarians do not take proactive steps to keep the scum from ever ruling over us again. The Labour scum rigged the electoral system – so rig it back, and soon. The Labour scum have infiltrated the BBC and the established church – so pull the plug, and soon. Labour scum control the unions, so make sure that no more taxpayer money goes to the unions – now.
    It is time to take the gloves off, and pussies like you need to get out of the way.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    So why is a Nazi getting mixed up with joo’s? This is all very confusing.

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    nell says:

    But bobcrow, serwotka and bliar are richer than them.

    gutlessgordon is endeavouring to join them very soon.

    That’s the will of the people is it?!

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    That could be tricky since Cyril Smith’s died.

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    jgm2 says:

    I don’t think England fans need take any lessons in football hooliganism from a Little Scotlander.

  234. 234
    Nick says:

    We are pulling out, and joining the future gov, labour

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    Anonymous says:

    Why thë hëll should thë LibDëms prësumë to capturë anything?

    I am hoping thë historic shift you arë spëaking of mëans that pëoplë gët out of thëir tribal and nonsënsical voting habits, look around and votë for partiës that thëy fëël alignëd to rathër than a goon wëaring thëir favouritë colour of rosëttë.

    (This shitty commënt systëm says I havë alrëady this but it isn’t displaying. Gët a fucking grip Guido, do you want commënts or not? You won’t këëp your covëtëd blog position stat porn guff if you modëratë / ignorë commënts from thë pëoplë who actually makë your blog FFS.)

  236. 236
    grok says:

    and muzzees, that’s about 2.5 billion, anyone got a suggestion to round it up to 3?

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    nell says:

    Real people don’t watch the street , only welfare benefit cheats – ’cause they relate to it, because they don’twork.

    It’s a rubbish leftwing labour beeb thing!!

    Those of us who work have better things to do with our time!!

  238. 238
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    But think about it – once France has wisely thrown out all their unwanted Romany thieving dross, where do you think they’re going to try next ? Ever-welcoming, benefit-giving, crime-forgiving Britain – that’s where.

    And would Cast-Iron Dave have the balls to throw them out and confront Herman von Rumpy’s condemnation ? What do you think ? He’s just another FIAT – Fart In A Trance.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    Wow – fuck me, it actually appeared. Jesus wept.

    Just what was so offensive, apart from the bit between the brackets, which may have appeared so, but rather reflects the fucking boredom of wondering just which word you have got an irrational issue with ‘today’. Grow up man.

  240. 240
    get the clever bastards says:

    two big words? You must be one of them.

  241. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Wow – fuck më, it actually appëarëd. Jësus wëpt.

    Just what was so offënsivë, apart from thë bit bëtwëën thë brackëts, which may havë appëarëd so, but rathër rëflëcts thë fucking borëdom of wondëring just which word you havë got an irrational issuë with ‘today’. Grow up man.

  242. 242
    reflect on this bitch says:

    God will someone throw fucking acid in Paris Hiltons kite.

  243. 243
    Anonymous says:

    Even 235 went into the ether using the regular letter ‘e’.


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    I Hate McDoom says:

    It’s an ITV programme, not BBC.

    “Those of us who work have better things to do with our time!!”

    You mean like posting the same comment ad nauseum?

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    The other half says:

    Fawkes’ heading tells you he’s hoping for a 1000 year right wing reich that will enact some crackpot Dan Hannan style 21st century feudal system of bankers and spiv traders selling the arses of the rest of the population on the international markets.
    It’s an existence, but is it the one you want?

  246. 246
    revolting peasant says:

    Can you imagine the outcry if a politician had suggested whites should get preferential treatment when redundancies are being decided?
    In the same vein, what if a politician suggested that middle class kids from traditional families should get priority in school admissions over those from poor or disfunctional families.
    Or how about a Christian politician or religious figure suggesting a Cathedral is built in the smouldering remains of bombed buildings in Bagdhad or Kabul?
    How am I supposed to teach my kids about fairness when there are so many glaring inequalities weighted against the majority?

  247. 247
    Down with Brown! says:

    Turn on More 4. Jon Stewart is tearing the Bliar a new arsehole.

  248. 248
    she REALLY is that stupid says:

    yeah the polls are all wrong like they were when they said it would be a hung parliament for months and you said it wouldn’t you daft twat

  249. 249
    Tammy says:

    George Laird FFS go easy on the whisky we all know your a true red blooded socialist. Its OK george we still all love you.

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    nell says:

    Nope sweetie. I am not a union drone .

    I read from no-one’s script unlike poor edballs, edmiligump, bobcrow with his cuba hero worship or the shrill commie yvette with her hero worship of the welfare benefit cheat classes!!

    Oh wait a minute cuba is now cutting a million jobs in the public sector to try and save their trashed economy!

    Oh no!! Can’t be true !!. bobcrow will be devastated!! . He has a villa in Cuba. Who will pay for his servants and his pleasures now??!!

  252. 252
    you can't force people to love Cameron or Clegg says:

    4 months after Cameron couldn’t even scrape majority against a useless twat like Brown and before the cuts and tax rises have even begun

  253. 253
    revolting peasant says:

    The gap between the rich and the poor widened under Labour.
    Any chaos at the heart of government pales into insignificance compared to
    the chaos at the heart of New Labour. While Bliar, Brown, Mandleson and their respective cronies were plotting,spinning,fiddling, settling scores and enriching themselves, the country was sinking into the mire.

  254. 254
    Wise says:

    Can anybody here honestly tell of anything that they have said to an MP or civil servant that has been acted upon and carried out in your name? The elites in the UK are renowned for their deafness to suggestion from ordinary people – after all we just pay them with our hard earned and they do what they like

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    an ominous says:

    Is a formal pact possible?

    In a word, no.

  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    Another one?

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    meet David Cameron at only £50,000 a time says:

    no they aren’t sweetie

  259. 259
    Bill Doors says:

    Internet Explorer 9, you want to try it? Up to you.

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    it's the economy stupid says:

    double dip

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    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    It wasn’t your oil Jock, had the maritime boundary been drawn properly, tangentially to the coast at Berwick on Tweed north eastwards, most of the productive fields would be in the English sector. I think there should be international adjudication, the boundary is irregular and discriminates against the English.

  263. 263
    No prisoners says:

    Nope. And you can add the media to the IRA’s list with bankers and politicians. Kill em all.

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    The other half says:

    They’re not interested in the views of “ordinary people”, only the mongs that vote for them. Vested interest groups, saddos who feel the need to “belong”, bandwagon jumpers and of course the partisans who live to stick it to the other side.
    The rest of us despair and suffer the tyranny of the minority.

  265. 265
    What a Plum says:

    You do realise that the Conservatives and Liberals are still two seperate Parties and will fight all future elections including the general election separately ?

    Guido’s electoral pact nonsense is barking mad even for him.
    Both Parties and their Leaders have ruled it out categorically.
    Now and in the future.

  266. 266
    White Van Man says:


    Here Here!

  267. 267
    Had enough yet? says:

    British Airways to Only Offer Halal Meals

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    You sound like you never left your poly.

  269. 269
    it's a loony tunes idea says:

    fuck no

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    If your gamble goes wrong (I’m sure you never bet the wrong way though) – you end up being Iceland with no Cod.

  272. 272
    Lib, Lab, Con - go to hell says:

    Where are the jobs? In the mad world inhabited by wacky number crunchers and the Department with responsibility for ensuring the natives don’t get too restless by publishing absolute bollocks.

    It gives the press something to get their knickers in a twist about too, fill plenty of column inches with utter shite and whip up the population into nicely segmented camps. Then Polly will come along and lob a really god awful article about how it’s the other side’s fault on CiF.

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    The political class can kiss my arse says:

    So what is this bollocks we are fed about how integrated Britain is?

    Surely if the ever increasing muzzie population wish to leave/return on a BA flight it would be an excellent opportunity to learn our customs.

  274. 274
    William Gaygue says:

    ‘appen I’m getting an erection again ba goom

  275. 275
    Fred Goodwin's Duck Palace says:

    Banking. Natures way of telling that you’re a greedy incompetent twat.

  276. 276
    Anonymous says:

    برمنغهام International you mean?

  277. 277
    nell says:

    Oh yes bobcrow is ….. Very wealthy!!

    He has a manor house paid for by his union and a villa in cuba. Both of them are staffed by servants!!!

    All of his servants are paid to the British minimum wage aren’t they ? You are an idiot if you believe that!!

    Does he treat them with the same respect that he gives to his own family? Does he hell!!

  278. 278
    Mr Ned says:

    “YouGov’s daily poll for the Sun tonight has topline figures of CON 40%, LAB 39%, LDEM 12%.”

    Well the BBC news have been running a 24/7 infomercial for the labour party for the last 2 weeks.

  279. 279
    Chris Huhne says:

    Good Evening

    I was really drunk last night, i remember walking through the door, stumbling upstairs, taking my pants and shoes off, sitting down and having a shit…

    But i’m not sure why there was a guy there, who got really angry and told me to get the fuck off his bus?

  280. 280
    Never mind all the crime, feel the vibrancy says:

    Move the Roma to the ghettos of the chattering classes; places like Hampsted, Polegate – David Dimbleby’s nice little East Sussex village, Deepest Dorest – Billy Bragg’s hide away etc…

  281. 281
    W.W. says:

    Irish, Scots, Welsh you are all the same, whining Celts, sucking the very life out of us English.

    And tell that Kraut, nonce appologist to fuck off back to one of his fancy houses in Wopland.

    Rather agressive athiesim than agressive religious nutters any day.

    I never heard of an athiest terrorist group, blowing people up.

    This kind of crap is one of may reaons I don’t visit here as often as I used to.


  282. 282
    I miss the 80's says:

    Thatch in No10, Raygun in White House, and politically incorrect action films. Good times.

  283. 283
    I miss the 80's says:

    You really need to get a new hobby instead of copying and pasting jokes from Sickipedia 50,000 times a day.

  284. 284
    Cardinal P Do says:

    I do not wish to visit Britain. It is like a third world country.

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    lolol says:

    thank god Guido ignored it

  286. 286

    Guido, I thought you just told us, in one of your earlier proud posts, that YOUR raison d’etre was to destroy ALL democratically elected politicians AND political parties. So what’s all this English nationalism? I thought you were a good ol’ fashioned anarchist, like most of your mates on here.

    Confused? You bet you are.

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    Quite clear that the two statements are compatible, Guido opposes them all. Especially Labour.

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    Lots of jobs, even more people chasing them says:

    Check out the Reed employment website sometime, tells you how many people have applied for advertised jobs. Most run into double figures, some into treble figures.

    Party dummies just refuse to believe there are not enough jobs to go round, conflicts with party dogma I suppose.

    Sure you can create new jobs if the conditions are right – which they aint in the UK anyway, but nowhere near the millions of jobs needed to approach anything like full employment.

    Mass unemployment is here to stay for the foreseeable future, so the chattering classes had fucking better get used to it.

  289. 289
    she REALLY is that stupid says:

    tell it to your hero Dave you dumb twat

  290. 290

    @ Wise – Devolution for Scotland and Wales. The Good Friday agreement voted on by ALL the people in the island of Ireland. That’s two for a start. You don’t really want any more. They are all at Blair’s instigation (following the people’s call), and we can’t have that now, can we? A politician who LISTENED to the people.

  291. 291
    obvious innit? says:

    He’s opposing the coaltion by giving them loony suggestions in the hope that they will listen to him.

  292. 292
    puppet on a string says:

    we might also win the eurovision song contest

  293. 293

    According to his passport and baptism certificate Guido is, who are you to argue?

  294. 294
    concerned says:

    Athens eventually got overrun by muslims.

  295. 295
    preggers says:

    especially In Labour …..

  296. 296
    Popey Panzer says:

    I’d be safer in Albania.

  297. 297
    Pentagon 9/11 says:

    where’s the plane?

  298. 298
    Arthur Daly MP says:

    Come on you lucky people! Get your bets on now! First item of footwear to hit Bennie on the papal nonce (sorry, bonce)

    Dead sea shuffler’s sandal 2-1
    Armadinnerjackets enhanced heels 4-1
    Abused kiddie’s brick in a sock 5-1
    Gayboy Christian Vicar’s Dorothy Perkins pump 7-1
    Peter Tatchell’s lifted souls 9-1
    Hitler Youth jackboot 12-1
    Random psycho’s lead diving boot 100-1

    Do you feel lucky?

  299. 299
    Abbot you are toast says:

  300. 300
    albacore says:

    Fawkes had a problem or two with Windows Update and an ex-laptop.
    Beta-testing IE9 should be right up his street.

  301. 301
    Alan "Fluff" Freeman says:

    You are Frank Ifield, and I claim my £5

  302. 302
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Pity about the boat.

  303. 303
    I hate Bradshaw too says:

    He is, in true life, just as bad and a liar to boot – I have had dealings with this snake and he cannot be trusted.

  304. 304
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    No! No! No! (To quote someone.)

    Send them to the Faroes instead and make them swim back to Scotland, January is a particularly good time to do this.

  305. 305
    EU - the people's friend says:

    In this progressive, post-democratic age, you don’t want to worry yourselves with the tiresome details of government.

    Let us relieve you of the burden of voting.

  306. 306
    the great Al condo says:

    Look into my eyes, look into my eyes , OK your under. There is no recession, Unemployment is falling. your all happy to pay the bankers more money. The popes a nonce. watch Kyle.

  307. 307
    A stooge says:

    P.S. Vote ConDem.
    It’s what Guido would recommend.
    Come on, do you have any alternative in a virtual reality?

  308. 308
    nell with her tongue permantly stuck up Cameron's backside says:

    not as wealthy as inheritance dave sweetie

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Are you on medication ? If not? Why not?

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Hiding on your tin-foil hat!!

  311. 311
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    And the Republic of Ireland, like the UK, is a pseudo-sovereign state subject to the supranationalism of the European Union.

  312. 312
    THICKO McTWAT says:

    See you English ‘
    yer do nay now wen yer on t’a good thing
    if yer do nay wanna have the brilyant Labour party
    then giz independance an we can keep em for us self
    see yoooo jimmmy werz ma dole cheque

  313. 313
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    This is dead right.

    In all other cases, where territorial rights are extended from the land into the sea, the boundary continues to follow the line of the land frontier. In the England/Scotland example, it would run SW-NE.

    The entire ScotNat case rests on breaking this convention and changing the direction of the border to W-E as soon as it hits the beach. Switch to SW-NE and most of the oil is English.

    And while we’re at it, lets dump N Ireland too. 70% of them live off the taxpayer (ie the English) and heaven knows what hidden subsidies they get on top to prop up their murderer-ocracy.

  314. 314
    God is good. God is great says:

    Fags will never understand. To the Catholics marriage is a sacrament. Fags can never have that.

  315. 315

    Except Blair didn’t want Devolution and only accepted it because it was John Smith’s Policy and he would never have been elected Leader had he opposed it. Yet another example of why Blair was such an unprincipled charlatan and liar.

  316. 316
    what kind of a sick bastard supports anyone who covers up pedo priests ??? says:

    sounds like this priest is attracted to the third world like gary glitter was

  317. 317
    Engineer says:

    A lot of the UK’s political problems would diminish if the wealth-creating part of the economy picked up. More jobs would be created by more enterprises, resulting in higher tax revenues. Education would improve because employers would demand it (they do already, but they aren’t always listened to).

    To achieve that we need to compete better with our global competitors. Labour forces being more productive (contributing more for the same, or better, wages), lower energy costs (we can’t afford too many windmills), lighter touch but more common-sense regulation.

    The Labour party have clearly demonstrated that not only do they not intend to deliver that, but that they don’t even understand the concept. A Conservative-Liberal alliance could deliver that, given the time, so an electoral pact might be a good idea. It would make it clear exactly what the voter is voting for – no more “vote Lib get Tory”. It would be straight Labour vs. the rest – and Labour would lose.

  318. 318
    White Van Man says:

    You are right, absolutely right on that but I have to add this.
    If the Banksters, Insurance company’s, Mr pedantic Tax man and especially the jobs worths in local government would stop ripping us off and gave us room to fucking breath for one second they’d be plenty more full time real jobs out there to be had. I can tell you this is our experience, solely down to the Insurance company’s this year raising their quotas, I now can not take on an extra employee for at lease 10 months.

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    a sacrament between a priest and a young boy

  320. 320
    Sarf of the River says:


  321. 321
    Head Lizard of the 32º Masonic Lodge says:

    Lead-lined crash helmets locked and loaded!

  322. 322
    Ron E. says:

    it’s their oblivious chippyness and whining that never fails to be fucking hilarious

  323. 323
    cu.ntrybumpkins says:

    more pikeys surely?

  324. 324
    light on the loafers says:

    are you saying he’s a bit william hague ?

  325. 325
    David Copperfield was behind 9/11!!!! says:

    He made the plane disappear. It was all done with mirrors.

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    “Now if Guido could only convince the Tories that independence for Scotland and Wales would guarantee a prosperous, low tax, free England for ever more…”

    And by your comments yesterday I assume this will be an “Free” England under the yoke of Rome which you have in mind ?

  327. 327
    Gordon Brown says:

    OMG its true, I just farted and a fizzy orange coloured UFO shot out of my arse and took out my front bay windows.

    The fucking bastards!

  328. 328
  329. 329
    Concrete Chump says:

    “I’m nursing a semi….”

    And thats the best you can muster from what I hear !

  330. 330
    You cant handle the Truth says:

    jgm2 = Guido

  331. 331
    Islands says:

    There are three ways to be seen.
    1. How others see us.
    2. How we see ourselves.
    3. How we really are.

  332. 332
    Pope's aide says:

    United Kingdom is evil country! It imprisons child abusers! This is wrong!

  333. 333
    White and proud says:

    We remember when we were shipped from Africa by the black traders. Then sold to other back plantation owners as slaves. We will never forget. honkys forever

  334. 334
    the breast of Clerkenwell says:

    Touring ??? Cruising the car parks and lay byes during the hours of Darkness more like.

  335. 335
    Spot the Jesuit says:

    Naw Its Rome you want Guido not Athens.

  336. 336
    Guido oversteps himself and loses much of his audience. says:

    So can you just be clear Guido, You and therefore your blog is dedicated to the deconstruction of The UK and the Re-establishment of the Popes authority over England ? I have understood you correctly ?

  337. 337
    Groucho Fawkes says:

    From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

  338. 338
  339. 339
    King Mong says:

    Goodnight Mongs

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    What with her fuckin sloan accent. What a pseude.

  341. 341
    The Right Honourable Stephen Simpson Hillage, member for somewhere out there, on the coalition says:

  342. 342
    Enquiries says:

    Ask yourself this. Why do you do it?

  343. 343
    King Retard says:

    Goodnight Retard

  344. 344
    Why couldnt they just start the song after the count of 3 without that self indulgence at the start says:

    This is spinal Tap , Right ?

  345. 345
    White Van Man says:

    Do what?

  346. 346
    Gordon Brown says:

    Because it was the right thing to do.

  347. 347
    smoggie says:

    Never mind Ducky, there’s plenty more fish in the sea.

  348. 348
  349. 349
    smoggie says:

    permanently, conditional on them not self destructing.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Haven’t you finished your fucking booky wooky yet you utter Hunt?

  351. 351
    smoggie says:

    There’s a “g” in jgm2 and one in Guido as well. You may well be on to something here, Sherlock.

  352. 352
    Sarf of the River says:

    “Speaking as an American”

    To think such a distinguished institution as Harvard should stoop so low as to have the worst British pm in history lecturing their students is quite amazing.

    You’re as fucked as we are!

  353. 353
    smoggie says:

    My baptism certificate does not state I am “practising”. Nor indeed does it state that I am catholic (retd).

  354. 354
    smoggie says:

    Which planet is Maguire on, or is he pissed?

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    Your enemy’s enemy is your friend?

  356. 356
    smoggie says:

    I’ll take a window seat in future if they’re slaughtering sheep in the aisles.

  357. 357
    A Jock who is not a Socialist sheep says:

    Sorry Paddy Fawkes. I got my wires crossed. Apologies.

  358. 358
    Ron Davies says:

    Have we met?

  359. 359
    Lock up your kids says:

    World Leader of century’s old institutionalized church for Perverts arrives today

  360. 360
    smoggie says:

    We cannot compete with India and China because our labour costs are too high compared to theirs. What we should have done was stayed ahead in technology. We cannot produce steel or ships or cotton cloth at the price they do, so we should be innovating and inventing. Labour never understood that, nor does any socialist government for they are by their nature reactionary.

  361. 361
    Justine Greening says:

    I silenced that Leibour Shill Wark on NN tonight with simple household economics, there is no money left after Liebour had spent more than the country earned under Broon’s economics of the madhouse!!!

  362. 362
    obnoxious american/australian aged 13 3/4 says:


  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    he also sustains the false left/right paradigm

    he’s definitely an enemy of the English; time for a bonfire

  364. 364
    Anonymous says:

    no he just Bums aeround m4 carparks this side of de bridge

  365. 365
    George Michael says:

    Rather like breakfast before I ended up here.

  366. 366
    You win it, you own it says:

    How is blaming Bush for the economic fuckup working for Obama?

  367. 367
    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    all you do these days is hump on the same tune offer zilch new to the debate and whine whine whine about the Eu…not everyone in this country listens to shit spreaders

  368. 368
    place your bets says:

    lets have more casino bankers

    what could go wrong ?

  369. 369
    Confused says:

    absolutely Moniker shes a moose

  370. 370
    Jimbo says:

    All you English will have to work overtime to pay more taxes – I’ll be looking for a rise in my benefits as both my wife and girlfriend are pregnant. One of them will have had the kid before I get back from my holiday in Norway. I hope it’s a boy.

    Life is good up here in Scotland. We can go and play golf all day without a care in the world. We all get loads of dosh off the dole which we can spend in the pubs and betting shops seven days a week. It can be a bit tiring though, a couple of rounds of golf then trailing between the pub and the betting shop every day leaves us all a bit knackered.

    However, a quick tan at the local salon and a massage at the sauna parlour peps you up and I’m ready for my dinner at the local bistro. What a life – thanks guys.

  371. 371
    MingeMunchersRus says:

    easy answer cull all plebs and we’ll carve the booty up between us…you can have the grotty bits revolting and I’ll have the posh bits…jd

  372. 372
    AC1 says:

    The Casino was manged by the Regulator.

    They control the number of chips. Or are you one of those who’ve swallowed the economic lies of the BBC?

  373. 373
    Jimbo says:

    Don’t stay up with it all night. We Scots need you at work tomorrow to pay for our benefits.

    I’ve got seven kids and nineteen grandchildren that need clothed and fed. I can’t do it. I need my dole money for the pub and spending money for the world cruise I’m going on next week.

    My 40 year old son mentioned getting a job for the first time in his life. I managed to talk him out of it – we don’t want social security snoopers coming round because he’d be working on the fly. I told him if he needs extra money he should just claim for a couple of kids he doesn’t have. It’s not as if we have to pay for it when we’ve got you lot to sponge off of.

  374. 374
    Hyde Park bog management services says:

    well the prime mincer has his temporary office in cubicle 10 and bryant is in cubicle 9 so you better take no 8 but bring your own paper and torch

  375. 375
    AC1 says:

    there’s no proof apart from the video evidence, the eye witness testimony and the debris…

    I never thought the flat earth society would get online.

  376. 376
    Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

    abbott would change her colours to suit a rainbow if it gave her publicity..two faced double talking hypocritical tellytubby airbrain…and thats being generous

  377. 377
    Forget the Queen, Barrosso has a program of legislation says:

    Apparently a load of third world countries have objected to the EU having a single voice. At the moment we are beholden to the likes of El Tinpot, Presidente of the Republic of Banananaland.

    Not a peep of protest from our ruling classes. Rule Britannia, eh? The God-damn Marxists love this don’t they?

    What amazes me is that the Tories are still getting 40% in that poll. What’s it going to take? Dave himself crowning Herman I in St Pauls? Bulgarian policeman driving round Manchester in armoured troop carriers? Metric martyrs lined up in market squares up and down the land and shot by Spanish firing squads? Running street battles with Turkish armed forces and then Dave himself swinging from a lamppost?

  378. 378
    No smoke without a conclave says:

    since when is the pope a head of state and why on earth should we excite ourselves thats hes visiting the uk…when the Rc church gets real about contraception… gays…. research …child abuse scandals and the rest they are going nowhere except making themselves look more detached from the real world.

  379. 379
    Forget the Queen, Barrosso has a program of legislation says:

    But you’re missing the point.

    The LibLabCon is always in first place.

    You are always a slave.

  380. 380
    Vaz Spits says:

    well tell them to stop spending aid money on swimming pools then …they are expensive things to build

  381. 381
    Olympic Medal Makers Association says:

    carbon neutral plastic in 2012 coated with that stuff that does what it says on the tin.

  382. 382
    the old Dufflebag says:

    are we suprised the leader looks like a minger…you can’t find a sun bed and if you go to a party dressed in ed balls fav costume they don’t laugh…bigots

  383. 383
    Voyeur, and proud of it says:

    As long as they riot naked, and preferably in large paddling pools filled with slimy mud, is there an issue?

  384. 384
    the old Dufflebag says:

    he actually said when you went to heathrow it was like a third world c’unt..full of hairy black bits being picked over by scary looking honkeys in uniforms..bigot

  385. 385
    Forget the Queen, Barrosso has a program of legislation says:

    you see the trouble is that this is good and everything, but noone would have read what youve posted here. Most of the yuppies who read this blog (the best of a bunch of shit ones, apparently) develop a kind of blindness if their eyes come across words that start to spell out what they know to be the true reality of their situation. Its caused by a mental barrier generated by a brain that doesn’t want the fantasy that it is perceiving to be intruded upon. I would tell you the psychiatric term, but all that is a bunch of bollocks in any case.

    Only the shock of seeing a collection of MPs on trial for treason will be able to cure it (that and running street battles between British Army veterans and volunteers, and the EU garrison of Britain, consisting mainly of Turks and Bulgarians).

  386. 386
    M'lud says:

    Yes, mass unemployment is here to stay. Even if there were enough jobs to go round, which I know is not the case, we still have hundreds of thousands of bloodsucking leeches in an underclass with their thieving hands deep in our pockets who don’t even know what the word “work” means, FFS. And even if they did, they would still not get off their lazy fat arses to try it.

  387. 387
    Louis XV1 says:

    241 it is quite striking just how many romany sorts there are in france particularly in the south where they seem to be on every corner either begging or wandering around with pushchairs usually filled with bags of who knows what…the french give them no respect whatsoever and don’t mind telling them to f off if they loiter around their properties or offices

  388. 388
    Forget the Queen, Barrosso has a program of legislation says:

    except they aren’t Right of Centre – at least as you perceive the recieved paradigm

    don’t you understand where the term “redistribution of wealth” comes from? It was one of Cameron’s first stated aims on becoming leader of the Tories.

    a nation of retards and slaves

  389. 389
    Forget the Queen, Barrosso has a program of legislation says:

    Oh Gordon. We are all obsessed with you here at Britain’s no. 1 blog (well, the others were really shit – it was like laying football against a team of blind men)

    You see Gordon, while we keep projecting you into our collective imaginations, we can keep blaming you for the new and shit Tory coalition with the LibDems which is thoroughly disappointing if the truth be told. They won’t take us out of the EU, theyv’e backed down on the EU human rights thing, they love hate preachers, they won’t end hospital car parking etc etc

    But Gordon, if we keep bringing your name up into the public arena, we remember how much we used to hate you, and we feel justified about voting for Cast Iron and more of the same shit that you did. Its how a slave’s mind works.

  390. 390
    Angry and Despondent says:

    Probably thought we are a third world nation because a good part of the third world are already living here thanks to Labour’s gerrymandering immigration policy over thirteen years.

  391. 391
    Angry and Despondent says:

    He probably thought he was in a third world nation because much of the third world’s population is already living here thanks to Labour’s gerrymandering immigration policy over the last thirteen years.

  392. 392
    Latin master says:

    Oi, ignorant git – it’s ad nauseAm.

  393. 393

    Looks like she bought the Queen Mum’s old dentures too.

  394. 394
    sploooge says:

    granting full independence to the Scots and the Welsh would give me even more pleasure than seeing the BBC privatised.

    *sigh* If only the Tory party would grow a pair…

  395. 395
    Alex Salmond says:

    Wait a minute tha noo- if we Jocks got independence WE would be to blame fucking up air een Huntry (we’re already daeing that, but at least we can blame the English)! We’re useless deep fried Mars bar guzzlers and drunkards tae boot, and workshy bastards that’s why we want to moan like fuck, but still wangle money out of you daft English bastards. Independence fae Scotland- don’t talk shite. The sheepshaggers dunnie want it either.

  396. 396

    Yaphet Kotto! And there was me thinking he was a compost heap.

  397. 397

    Goddammit he lives! My error Yaphet, sorry.

  398. 398

    No but it is Tappesque.

  399. 399

    Or Arthur C Clarke.

  400. 400
    Restandbthankful says:

    Don’t forget the 47 bottles of vodka that each of us drink very single year in life. Hic!

  401. 401
    Lots of jobs, even more people chasing them says:

    But droning on and on about the lazy underclass is immaterial when there are not the jobs out there to begin with.

    Here’s a radical thought: perhaps post-industrial nations don’t need, and cannot support a massive work force, or a massive population come to that.

    But here we are, with a record-breaking population level of 70+ million.

  402. 402
    Anonymous says:

    “Now if Guido could only convince the Tories that independence for Scotland and Wales would guarantee a prosperous, low tax, free England for ever more…”

    …there would be even more pickings for rich foreign parasites.

  403. 403
    Quango says:

    Disagree. You hate Labour – fine. You’re happy to expose wrong doing on all sides – good. But you want to see a Tory government – stop trying to pretend otherwise.

  404. 404
    The Golem says:

    Sad, but I think you’re right.

    Afterthought – re your comment about MPs on trial for treason. If memory serves, the Lisbon Constitution includes provision for the summary arrest and detention of anyone deemed by our new rulers to be actively working to undermine the institutions of the EUSSR. So, anyone in politics not already snuggled up in the ample bosom of liblabcon is I suppose living on borrowed time.

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    Anonymous says:

    Glad to see that he has plenty of time to jet off to give the Yanks a speech, yet can’t seem to travel south to represent his paying constituents.

  406. 406
    Anonymous says:

    I remember Yoo Hoo: er – read this and shut up:

    Now withdraw your comment? Or put your real name on there?
    Cheers from Indiana

  407. 407
    Gordon Brown pops out his false eye so Fondlebum can skull-fuck him says:

    ‘The entire ScotNat case rests on breaking this convention and changing the direction of the border to W-E as soon as it hits the beach. Switch to SW-NE and most of the oil is English.’

    What a complete fucktard.

    A quick Google search shows that you are so fucking wrong.

    Try this link for a start:

    Do some fucking research before you post shit that you’ve heard down the pub.

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